| [02:01.-2] |
See that guy? He' s in " Classics" now... kàn dào nà jiā huǒ méi yǒu? tā xiàn zài kàn de shì jīng diǎn jù piàn |
| [05:01.-4] |
Why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer? nǐ bǎ yī běn" guǐ diàn" fàng zài lěng dòng kù gàn ma? |
| [05:05.-1] |
I was reading it last night and I got scared, so.... wǒ zuó wǎn yuè kàn yuè hài pà, jiù |
| [05:13.-3] |
Well, safer. zhì shǎo ān quán yì diǎn |
| [09:33.-1] |
I don' t see how he could forgive her. wǒ kàn tā yǒng yuǎn bú huì yuán liàng tā |
| [10:41.-4] |
What are you doing? Get back on your side nǐ gàn ma? huí qù nà biān zuò |
| [12:52.-1] |
Just your dad. zhǐ yǒu nǐ bà bà yí gè |
| [14:24.-2] |
Remember when the kid sees those two " blanks" in the hallway? jì de xiǎo hái zài zǒu láng kàn dào nà liǎng gè" kòng bái" ma? |
| [15:50.-3] |
Then why would you say that? nà nǐ gàn ma zhè me shuō? |
| [16:53.-3] |
Robert' s gonna be here any second, so could one of you just tell him? láo bó mǎ shàng jiù yào lái le nǐ men něi gè rén gēn tā shuō hǎo ma? |
| [18:11.-2] |
Hey, buddy? This is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house. lǎo dì? zhè shì hé jiā guāng lín de dì fāng bǎ lǎo shǔ fàng huí wū lǐ qù |
| [20:43.-4] |
Or maybe someday, friends who stood up in front of their other friends... huò xǔ yǒu yì tiān kě yǐ zhàn zài qí tā péng yǒu miàn qián |
| [00:06.35] |
Six dollars, please. má fán liù kuài qián |
| [00:07.62] |
Six? I just had it for one night. It' s three. liù kuài? wǒ cái zū le yí gè wǎn shàng shì sān kuài qián |
| [00:10.36] |
Eight o' clock' s the cutoff. And, oh, it' s 8: 02. bā diǎn zhōng jié suàn, xiàn zài bā diǎn liǎng fēn le |
| [00:15.63] |
You know, in a weird way, you have too much power. bù zhī dào wèi shí me nǐ de quán lì hǎo xiàng tài dà le |
| [00:19.33] |
You have to help me because I only have three. nǐ dé bāng bāng wǒ, wǒ zhǐ yǒu sān kuài qián |
| [00:22.70] |
I can help with that. wǒ kě yǐ bāng máng |
| [00:25.70] |
Oh, my God. Richard? wǒ de tiān, lǐ chá? |
| [00:32.38] |
Your lip went bald. nǐ de hú zǐ guā diào le |
| [00:36.35] |
Thanks. xiè xiè |
| [00:39.75] |
You look great! nǐ qì sè hěn hǎo |
| [00:41.69] |
Right. shì a |
| [00:42.79] |
No, you do. You.... bù, zhēn de, nǐ |
| [00:46.49] |
What? shén me? |
| [00:47.53] |
You got panties stuck to your leg. nǐ de nèi kù nián zài tuǐ shàng le |
| [00:54.00] |
I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and static cling. wǒ gāng cái cóng hōng gān jī lǐ ná chū yī fú, zhè shì jìng diàn |
| [00:59.17] |
Or maybe God knew I' d be running into you and saw an opportunity. yě xǔ lǎo tiān yé zhī dào wǒ huì pèng dào nǐ jué de zhè shì gè jī huì |
| [01:04.54] |
It' s good to see you. jiàn dào nǐ zhēn gāo xìng |
| [01:05.88] |
It' s good to see you too. wǒ yě shì |
| [01:12.65] |
The One Where Monica and Rich are Just Friends běn jí bō chū: " mó nī kǎ yǔ zhā lǐ chéng wéi péng yǒu" |
| [02:03.33] |
... but as soon as we leave, he' s going straight to the porn. bù guò děng wǒ men yī zǒu tā jiù mǎ shǎng qù guàng sè qíng piàn |
| [02:07.01] |
He' ll go to the counter with Citizen Kane, Vertigo and Clockwork Orgy. dào shí hòu tā huì zū" dà guó mín" " mí hún jì" hé" fā tiáo jú zi" |
| [02:16.18] |
This is nice. zhè yàng zhēn hǎo |
| [02:18.28] |
I miss this. Me too. wǒ hǎo huái niàn zhè zhǒng shí guāng wǒ yě shì |
| [02:21.12] |
You want to get a hamburger or something? xiǎng yì qǐ chī gè hàn bǎo shén me de ma? |
| [02:23.46] |
I don' t know if that' s a good idea. wǒ bù zhī dào zhè yàng hǎo bù hǎo |
| [02:25.62] |
Just friends. I won' t grope you. I promise. zhǐ shì péng yǒu ma wǒ bǎo zhèng bú huì máo shǒu máo jiǎo |
| [02:29.23] |
I think it' s too soon. wǒ jué de tài kuài le |
| [02:31.30] |
No, it' s not too soon. I had lunch at 11. bú huì tài kuài, wǒ shí yì diǎn chī de wǔ cān |
| [02:37.90] |
Yeah, baby! hǎo a |
| [02:40.34] |
What are you making? Chocolate milk. Want some? nǐ zài zuò shí mǒ? qiǎo kè lì niú nǎi, xiǎng hē ma? |
| [02:43.24] |
No, thanks. I' m 29. bù, xiè le, wǒ yǐ jīng 29 suì le |
| [02:46.31] |
Oh, my God! I gotta go to work! wǒ de tiān, wǒ dé shàng bān le |
| [02:48.31] |
What time will you get off tonight? nǐ jīn wǎn jǐ diǎn xià bān? |
| [02:50.92] |
It could be really late. kě néng huì hěn wǎn |
| [02:52.52] |
Not again! bài tuō, zěn me yòu zhè yàng? |
| [02:54.39] |
I know. I' m sorry. I' ll make a deal with you, okay? wǒ zhī dào, duì bù qǐ wǒ men dǎ gè shāng liáng hǎo ma? |
| [02:57.72] |
Every night that you' re asleep before I get home... zhǐ yào nǐ zài wǒ huí jiā yǐ qián shuì zháo |
| [03:00.83] |
... I will wake you up in a way that has proved popular in the past. wǒ jiù yòng nǐ yǐ qián hěn xǐ huān de fāng fǎ ràng nǐ qǐ lái |
| [03:05.10] |
Well, if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that. rú guǒ nǐ yào jiā bān wǒ hěn yuàn yì zhī chí nǐ |
| [03:12.74] |
Look at you. Since when do you rollerblade? kàn, nǐ shén me shí hòu kāi shǐ liū bīng le? |
| [03:15.41] |
Since tomorrow. míng tiān |
| [03:18.08] |
I met a cute guy in the park. wǒ zài gōng yuán yù dào yí gè shuài gē |
| [03:19.88] |
And he jogs and blades and swims and so we made a deal. tā shì màn pǎo liū bīng hé yóu yǒng gāo shǒu, wǒ men shuō hǎo le |
| [03:23.41] |
He' s gonna teach me how to do jock stuff. tā yào jiào wǒ gè zhǒng yùn dòng |
| [03:27.79] |
And what are you gonna do for him? I' m gonna let him. nà nǐ yào rú hé huí bào tā? wǒ huì ràng tā dá dào mù dì |
| [03:30.79] |
Cool. hěn hǎo |
| [03:32.22] |
Good morning. zǎo ān |
| [03:34.19] |
Somebody got in late last night. yǒu rén zuó wǎn hěn wǎn cái huí lái ó |
| [03:36.59] |
Yeah, well, I ran into Richard. zhè gè ma, wǒ pèng dào lǐ chá le |
| [03:40.10] |
When did this happen? shén me shí hòu de shì? |
| [03:42.13] |
Around 8: 02. dà gài bā diǎn liǎng fēn |
| [03:45.04] |
We talked for a while, and then we went out for an innocent burger. wǒ men liáo le yī huì ér rán hòu yì qǐ chī le gè dān chún de hàn bǎo |
| [03:49.54] |
There' s no such thing as an " innocent burger." méi yǒu suǒ wèi" dān chún de hàn bǎo" |
| [03:52.88] |
Gonna see him again? Tomorrow night. nǐ hái huì gēn tā jiàn miàn ma? míng tiān wǎn shàng |
| [03:55.25] |
Monica, what are you doing? mó nī kǎ, nǐ zhè shì zài gàn shén me? |
| [03:57.28] |
She spent six months getting over him... tā huā le liù ge yuè cái wàng jì tā |
| [03:59.78] |
... and now she' s celebrating that by going on a date with him. xiàn zài tā qìng zhù de fāng shì jiù shì gēn tā yuē huì |
| [04:05.32] |
It' s not a date, okay? zhè bú shì yuē huì, hǎo ma? |
| [04:07.59] |
I' m teaching him how to make a lasagna for a potluck dinner. wǒ yào jiào tā zuò qiān céng miàn tā yào zài jiā lǐ qǐng kè |
| [04:11.43] |
You might want to make extra, because you' ll be hungry after the sex. zuì hǎo duō zuò yì diǎn zuò ài zhī hòu huì hěn è |
| [04:17.67] |
We' re not gonna have sex. wǒ men bú huì shàng chuáng |
| [04:19.84] |
Nothing' s changed here. He still doesn' t want children, and I still do. yī qiè rú jiù, tā hái shì bú yào hái zi wǒ hái shì xiǎng yào hái zi |
| [04:24.31] |
So we' re just gonna be friends. suǒ yǐ wǒ men zhǐ néng dāng péng yǒu |
| [04:26.51] |
Naked friends. chì luǒ luǒ de péng yǒu |
| [04:34.02] |
Do you have any ice? Check the freezer. nǐ yǒu bīng ma? dǎ kāi lěng dòng kù kàn kàn |
| [04:36.69] |
If there' s none in there, we' re probably out. rú guǒ méi yǒu, nà dà gài jiù shì yòng wán le |
| [04:39.52] |
Are you just getting home? It' s late. nǐ gāng xià bān ma? hěn wǎn le |
| [04:41.76] |
I know. I had the greatest day, though. wǒ zhī dào, bù guò jīn tiān shí zài tài bàng le |
| [04:44.26] |
I went to a meeting with reps from Calvin Klein. wǒ hé kǎ wén kè lái de xiāo shòu dài biǎo kāi huì |
| [04:47.10] |
I liked a line of lingerie, so my boss ordered a ton of it. And you? wǒ kàn zhòng yī kuǎn xìng gǎn nèi yī wǒ lǎo bǎn jiù dìng le yī dūn, nǐ ne? |
| [04:52.27] |
I discovered I' m able to count all my teeth using just my tongue. wǒ fā xiàn wǒ kě yǐ guāng yòng shé tou shù wán suǒ yǒu yá chǐ |
| [05:10.12] |
But you' re safe from it if it' s in the freezer? bǎ shū fàng jìn lěng dòng kù nǐ jiù ān quán le ma? |
| [05:15.06] |
I never start reading it... wǒ měi cì kàn shū de shí hòu |
| [05:17.20] |
... without making sure we got room in the freezer. dōu xiān què dìng bīng kù lǐ yǒu dì fāng fàng |
| [05:21.37] |
How often do you read it? nǐ cháng cháng kàn zhè běn shū ma? |
| [05:23.47] |
Haven' t you ever read a book over and over again? nǐ cóng bù bǎ yī běn shū yī kàn zài kàn ma? |
| [05:27.31] |
I read Little Women more than once. " xiǎo fù rén" wǒ kàn le hǎo jǐ cì |
| [05:29.31] |
It' s a classic. What' s so great about The Shining? nà shi jīng diǎn zuò pǐn " guǐ diàn" nǎ lǐ hǎo kàn? |
| [05:31.68] |
The question should be, what is not so great about The Shining? nǐ yīng gāi wèn " guǐ diàn" yǒu nǎ lǐ bù hǎo kàn |
| [05:37.22] |
And the answer would be, " nothing." All right? dá àn shì" méi yǒu", zhī dào ma? |
| [05:40.55] |
This is the scariest book ever. zhè shì yǒu shǐ yǐ lái zuì kǒng bù de shū |
| [05:42.65] |
I bet it' s better than that classic of yours. yí dìng bǐ nǐ de jīng diǎn zuò pǐn hǎo kàn |
| [05:47.76] |
We' ll just see about that, okay? wǒ men zǒu zhe qiáo, hǎo ma? |
| [05:50.03] |
I will read The Shining, and you will read Little Women. wǒ kàn" guǐ diàn" nǐ kàn" xiǎo fù rén" |
| [05:55.93] |
All right, you got it. hǎo, méi wèn tí |
| [05:58.27] |
Now, Rach, these little women.... ruì qiū, zhèi xiē xiǎo fù rén |
| [06:03.07] |
How little are they? dào dǐ yǒu duō xiǎo? |
| [06:05.01] |
I mean, are they, like, scary little? huì bú huì hěn kǒng bù? |
| [06:14.09] |
Chandler, Ross? This is Robert. qián dé luó sī, zhè shì láo bó |
| [06:18.09] |
You have lipstick right here. nǐ zhè lǐ zhān le chún gāo |
| [06:20.79] |
That' s okay, it' s mine. We just kissed. méi guān xì, nà shi wǒ de chún gāo wǒ men gāng cái jiē wěn le |
| [06:24.10] |
Isn' t it a bit cold out for shorts? chuān duǎn kù yǒu diǎn lěng ba? |
| [06:27.03] |
Well, I' m from California. wǒ shì jiā zhōu rén |
| [06:29.77] |
Right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flame. duì, yǒu shí hou nǐ men jiā zhōu rén huì zì rán |
| [06:43.75] |
I' m up. I' m up. I' ve gotten up now. Anybody want anything? wǒ qǐ lái le wǒ qǐ lái le yǒu rén yào shén me ma? |
| [06:49.39] |
I' ll have coffee. Me too. wǒ yào kā fēi wǒ yě shì |
| [06:51.06] |
Make that three. sān bēi ba |
| [06:52.22] |
Ross, why don' t you come with me? luó sī, gēn wǒ lái |
| [06:59.80] |
What' s the matter? What' s going on? zěn me le? zěn me huí shì? |
| [07:02.10] |
Robert' s coming out. láo bó kuài chū lái le |
| [07:04.74] |
What do you mean? Is he gay? shén me yì sī? tā shì tóng xìng liàn? |
| [07:12.61] |
He' s coming out of his shorts. tā jiù kuài cóng duǎn kù lǐ diào chū lái le |
| [07:17.48] |
What? shén me? |
| [07:19.52] |
The man is showing brain. zhè jiā huǒ bào lù zhòng yào bù wèi |
| [07:26.09] |
Are you sure? Hold on. nǐ què dìng? děng yī xià |
| [07:30.50] |
I' m sorry. That was a coffee and a.... duì bù qǐ nǐ men diǎn de shì kā fēi hé |
| [07:32.86] |
Coffee. We could write it down. kā fēi, wǒ men kě yǐ xiě xià lái |
| [07:34.63] |
No, no. That won' t be necessary. bù bù yòng le |
| [07:44.21] |
Well? zěn me yàng? |
| [07:47.78] |
What do we do? What do we do? wǒ men gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [07:49.35] |
Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it. wǒ xiǎng zhǐ néng jǐn liàng bú yào yòng zhèng yǎn kàn |
| [07:56.19] |
Like an eclipse. jiù xiàng rì shí yí yàng |
| [08:02.36] |
When people compliment my cooking tonight, what do I say? rú guǒ jīn wǎn yǒu rén chēng zàn wǒ de shǒu yì wǒ gāi zěn me shuō? |
| [08:05.40] |
You say," Thank you." Then you buy me something pretty. nǐ shuō" duō xiè kuā jiǎng" rán hòu mǎi lǐ wù chóu xiè wǒ |
| [08:09.57] |
Come on, we' re gonna put our hands in this bowl... lái, wǒ men bǎ shǒu fàng jìn zhè gè bō lǐ |
| [08:12.37] |
... and we' re gonna start squishing the tomatoes. rán hòu kāi shǐ bǎ fān qié yā suì |
| [08:16.14] |
This feels very weird. gǎn jué guài guài de |
| [08:20.18] |
You touch people' s eyeballs and this feels weird? nǐ zhěng tiān mō rén jiā de yǎn qiú hái shuō zhè gǎn jué guài guài de? |
| [08:22.75] |
Sure, I touch them. But I spent years learning not to squish them. wǒ dāng rán huì mō rén jiā de yǎn qiú dàn wǒ hǎo bù róng yì cái bù dòng shǒu yā suì |
| [08:33.49] |
That' s my hand. nà shi wǒ de shǒu |
| [08:38.53] |
Keep squishing. The tomatoes are squishing. jì xù yā fān qié zhī zhī xiǎng |
| [08:44.17] |
You got some on your shirt. nǐ de chèn shān zhān dào le |
| [08:46.84] |
Hold on a second. děng yī xià |
| [08:48.84] |
Just put a little club soda on it. Get to it right away. mǎ shàng fàng sū dá shuǐ shǎng qù |
| [08:53.18] |
It should do... yīng gāi |
| [08:56.75] |
... the trick. jiù kě yǐ le |
| [09:07.26] |
What? zěn me le? |
| [09:09.69] |
You' ve got some on your pants. nǐ kù zi shàng yě zhān dào le |
| [09:14.73] |
I' ll just throw them out. gān cuì diū diào suàn le |
| [09:22.61] |
These little women! zhèi xiē xiǎo fù rén |
| [09:28.05] |
You' re liking it? nǐ xǐ huān ma? |
| [09:29.31] |
Oh, yeah. Amy just burned Jo' s manuscript. xǐ huān, ài měi gāng shāo le qiáo de gǎo zi |
| [09:38.29] |
Jo' s a girl. It' s short for Josephine. qiáo shì nǚ de, shì yuē sè fēn de jiǎn chēng |
| [09:42.06] |
But Jo' s got a crush on Laurie. dàn qiáo xǐ huān láo ruì |
| [09:50.07] |
You mean it' s like a girlgirl thing? nǐ shì shuō zhè shì nǚ tóng xìng liàn? |
| [09:52.47] |
That is the one thing missing from The Shining. " guǐ diàn" kě méi yǒu zhè zhǒng dōng xī |
| [09:58.24] |
No, actually, Laurie' s a boy. bù, qí shí láo ruì shì nán de |
| [10:01.65] |
No wonder Rachel had to read this so many times. nán guài ruì qiū yào kàn zhè me duō cì |
| [10:08.69] |
How' d the basketball go? lán qiú hǎo wán ma? |
| [10:11.12] |
I learned how to shoot a layup, a foul shot, and a 23pointer. wǒ xué huì le lán bǎn qiú fá qiú hé 23 fēn qiú |
| [10:16.03] |
You mean a 3pointer? nǐ shì shuō sān fēn qiú ba? |
| [10:17.70] |
I get more because I' m dainty. wǒ zī shì yōu měi, kě yǐ duō jǐ fēn |
| [10:21.60] |
Is there a phone here to check my messages? zhè lǐ yǒu méi yǒu diàn huà kě yǐ chá liú yán? |
| [10:24.47] |
ln back. Do you want a quarter? I always carry one in my sock. zài hòu miàn, nǐ yǒu tóng bǎn ma? wǒ yī xiàng zài wà zi lǐ fàng yí gè tóng bǎn |
| [10:43.89] |
Hello! hā luó |
| [10:50.36] |
I' m Joey. We haven' t met. wǒ shì qiáo yī, wǒ men hái méi jiàn guò miàn |
| [10:52.33] |
Good to meet you. Robert. hěn gāo xìng rèn shi nǐ, láo bó |
| [10:57.84] |
What? zěn me le? |
| [10:59.87] |
What? You guys, what is going on? zěn me le? nǐ men zěn me huí shì? |
| [11:03.41] |
Do you not like Robert? nǐ men bù xǐ huān láo bó ma? |
| [11:06.24] |
Why are you laughing? nǐ men xiào shén me? |
| [11:07.91] |
Calm down. No reason to get testy. píng jìng yì diǎn, yòng bù zháo jī dòng |
| [11:15.49] |
You guys! Come on! We' re sorry. nǐ men zěn me huí shì ma? duì bù qǐ |
| [11:18.69] |
It just seems that Robert isn' t as concealed in the shorts area... zhǐ bù guò nǐ de láo bó de duǎn kù bì tǐ de de bù fèn |
| [11:24.40] |
... as one may have hoped. hǎo xiàng shì shǎo le yì diǎn |
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What do you mean? shén me yì sī? |
| [11:32.40] |
Could you pass me those cookies? bǎ bǐng gān ná gěi wǒ hǎo ma? |
| [11:36.54] |
Sure. méi wèn tí |
| [11:43.55] |
So how' d the lasagna go over? tā men xǐ bù xǐ huān qiān céng miàn? |
| [11:46.25] |
Really? Good. So you owe me three pretty things. zhēn de? hěn hǎo xiàn zài nǐ qiàn wǒ sān yàng lǐ wù le |
| [11:52.19] |
I' ve been thinking about you too. wǒ yī zhí zài xiǎng zhe nǐ de shì |
| [11:55.06] |
Well, no. It' s hard, this " platonomy" thing. bù, zhè zhǒng bó lā tú liàn qíng hěn bù róng yì |
| [11:59.86] |
It' s a word. zhè shì yí gè cí |
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I do think it' s better this way. We' re being smart. wǒ jué de zhè yàng bǐ jiào hǎo zhè yàng cái shì míng zhì zhī jǔ |
| [12:09.27] |
Yes, I' m sure. duì, wǒ kěn dìng |
| [12:13.44] |
You really sure? nǐ zhēn de kěn dìng? |
| [12:16.88] |
I' ll call you back. wǒ zài huí nǐ diàn huà |
| [12:29.39] |
So we can be friends who sleep together. wǒ men kě yǐ dāng yǒu xìng guān xì de péng yǒu |
| [12:32.60] |
Absolutely. This' ll just be something we do. méi cuò, zhè bù dài biǎo shén me |
| [12:35.77] |
Like racquetball. jiù xiàng dǎ bì qiú yí yàng |
| [12:39.47] |
Sounds smart and healthy to me. wǒ jué de cōng míng yòu jiàn kāng |
| [12:43.07] |
So just out of curiosity... bù guò jī yú hào qí xīn |
| [12:47.41] |
... do you currently have any other " racquetball" buddies? nǐ hái yǒu jǐ gè dǎ bì qiú de huǒ bàn? |
| [12:55.82] |
Although that' s actually racquetball. suī rán nà shi zhēn de bì qiú |
| [12:58.72] |
You know, I do have a blind date... wǒ xià xīng qī èr |
| [13:02.33] |
... with my sister' s neighbor next Tuesday. yào hé wǒ mèi mei de lín jū yuē huì |
| [13:08.30] |
Do you want me to cancel it? nǐ xī wàng wǒ qǔ xiāo ma? |
| [13:10.80] |
No! bú yào |
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Because if you did, that means you' d be canceling for me. rú guǒ nǐ qǔ xiāo nà jiù shì wèi wǒ qǔ xiāo de |
| [13:20.14] |
And we' re just friends. Exactly. ér wǒ men zhǐ shì péng yǒu méi cuò |
| [13:27.02] |
Oh, don' t sit down. bú yào zuò |
| [13:29.02] |
Ready to go? You bet. kě yǐ zǒu le ma? kě yǐ |
| [13:31.00] |
And first, here' s a gift. bù guò xiān sòng nǐ yí gè lǐ wù |
| [13:37.63] |
Stretchy pants?! shēn suō nèi kù? |
| [13:40.20] |
The greatest things in the world! If I were you, I' d wear them every day. zhè gè dōng xī hǎo de yào mìng rú guǒ shì wǒ, wǒ huì tiān tiān chuān |
| [13:46.60] |
Gee, thank you. Really, that' s so nice. xiè xiè, zhēn de, nǐ tài tǐ tiē le |
| [13:49.14] |
But, to be honest, I don' t think I can wear these. bù guò shuō lǎo shí huà wǒ kàn wǒ bù néng chuān |
| [13:53.81] |
They' re so tight. I' d feel like I' m on display. tài jǐn le, wǒ huì jué de hǎo xiàng shì gěi rén jiā kàn de |
| [13:59.02] |
I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [14:00.52] |
That' s all right. I' ll figure.... méi guān xì, wǒ zài xiǎng bàn fǎ |
| [14:07.79] |
How' s it going? dà jiā hǎo ma? |
| [14:08.89] |
Good. hěn hǎo |
| [14:10.83] |
How' s The Shining? " guǐ diàn" hǎo bù hǎo kàn? |
| [14:12.40] |
Danny just went into Room 217. dān ní gāng zǒu jìn 217 hào fáng |
| [14:15.07] |
The next part' s the best! That dead lady in the bathtub xià miàn shì zuì jīng cǎi de yù gāng lǐ de sǐ nǚ rén |
| [14:20.14] |
You' re gonna ruin it! zhè yàng jiù bù hǎo kàn le |
| [14:21.64] |
I' ll talk in code. wǒ yòng mì mǎ shuō |
| [14:28.41] |
Yeah, that' s very cool. duì, nà lǐ hěn hǎo kàn |
| [14:30.75] |
All " blank" and no " blank" makes " blank" a " blankblank." suǒ yǒu de" kòng bái" dōu bǎ " kòng bái" nòng chéng" kòng bái" |
| [14:36.89] |
No, the end! bù, jiǎng jié jú |
| [14:38.59] |
Jack almost kills them with the " blank"... jié kè chà diǎn yòng" kòng bái" shā le tā men |
| [14:41.26] |
... but in the last second, they get away. bù guò dào zuì hòu guān tóu tā men hái shì pǎo le |
| [14:44.76] |
I can' t believe you just did that. nǐ jū rán zuò zhè zhǒng shì |
| [14:47.10] |
I can' t believe she cracked your code. tā jū rán shí pò nǐ de mì mǎ |
| [14:54.71] |
Okay. Laurie proposes to Jo and she says no... hǎo, láo ruì gēn qiáo qiú hūn, tā jù jué le |
| [14:58.51] |
... even though she' s in love with him. Then he ends up marrying Amy. suī rán tā qí shí ài zhe tā tā hòu lái qǔ le ài měi |
| [15:05.85] |
Mine was by accident! wǒ bú shì cún xīn yào jiǎng de |
| [15:09.75] |
The boiler explodes and destroys the hotel and kills the dad. guō lú bào zhà, shāo huǐ lǚ guǎn nà gè bà bà yě bèi shāo sǐ le |
| [15:15.53] |
Beth dies. bèi sī sǐ le |
| [15:25.54] |
Beth dies? bèi sī sǐ le? |
| [15:29.44] |
Is that true? If I keep reading, is Beth gonna die? zhēn de ma? rú guǒ jì xù kàn xià qù bèi sī jiù huì sǐ? |
| [15:33.64] |
No, Beth doesn' t die. She doesn' t die. Does she, Rachel? bù, bèi sī bú huì sǐ, tā bú huì sǐ duì bú duì, ruì qiū? |
| [15:37.65] |
He' s asking if you' ve ruined... tā wèn de shì nǐ shì bú shì pò huài le |
| [15:39.48] |
... the first book he' s ever loved that didn' t star Jack Nicholson. tā xǐ huān de dì yī běn bú shì yóu jié kè ní kè xùn dāng zhǔ jué de xiǎo shuō? |
| [15:46.72] |
No. She doesn' t die. bù, tā bú huì sǐ |
| [15:55.83] |
Because I wanted to hurt you. yīn wèi wǒ gù yì yào shāng hài nǐ |
| [16:01.44] |
Oh, there they are. I dropped my keys. zài zhè lǐ, wǒ de yào shi diào le |
| [16:06.91] |
Got them. zhǎo dào le |
| [16:15.29] |
Sorry. I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ, duì bù qǐ |
| [16:17.79] |
You would not believe my day. nǐ yí dìng bù gǎn xiāng xìn wǒ jīn tiān yǒu duō cǎn |
| [16:20.26] |
I had to work two shifts. And then to top it off... wǒ shàng le liǎng gè bān chú cǐ zhī wài |
| [16:24.09] |
... I lost one of my fake boobs in a grill fire. wǒ de yì rǔ yòu bèi kǎo lú de huǒ shāo le |
| [16:31.64] |
What are you smiling at? nǐ zài xiào shén me? |
| [16:33.37] |
I was thinking your day could still pick up. wǒ zài xiǎng kě néng huì liǔ àn huā míng yòu yī cūn |
| [16:44.01] |
I love this " friend" thing! wǒ xǐ huān zhè zhǒng péng yǒu guān xì |
| [16:57.73] |
Please, right now. bài tuō, mǎ shàng shuō |
| [16:59.13] |
Every time I see him, it' s " ls it on the loose? Is it watching me?" wǒ yī jiàn tā jiù xiǎng" nà wán yì ér shì bú shì huǎng lái huǎng qù kàn zhe wǒ" |
| [17:04.87] |
We can' t tell him. wǒ men bù néng gēn tā shuō |
| [17:06.14] |
You can' t go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his " stuff." nǐ bù néng gēn sù mèi píng shēng de rén tán tā de" nà huà r" |
| [17:11.71] |
He' s right. Even if it' s to say something complimentary. tā shuō de duì jiù suàn shì zàn měi yě bù xíng |
| [17:20.75] |
You ready for the gym? kě yǐ qù jiàn shēn fáng le ma? |
| [17:22.32] |
There' s a new rockclimbing wall. We can spot each other. yǒu yī miàn xīn de pān yán qiáng wǒ men kě yǐ hù xiāng zhēn chá |
| [17:27.19] |
Yeah, I can spot you from here. wǒ cóng zhè lǐ jiù kě yǐ zhēn chá nǐ |
| [17:32.90] |
What? shén me? |
| [17:35.73] |
Listen, Robert.... tīng wǒ shuō, láo bó |
| [17:38.10] |
Hey, don' t we have to...? wǒ men bú shì yào |
| [17:39.54] |
Yeah, we got.... duì, wǒ men yào |
| [17:48.51] |
I think you' re really, really great. wǒ jué de nǐ zhè gè rén zhēn de hěn bàng |
| [17:51.72] |
Oh, God. Here we go again. lǎo tiān, yòu lái le |
| [17:53.88] |
Why does this keep happening? Is it something I' m putting out there? wèi shí me lǎo shì fā shēng zhè zhǒng shì? wǒ shén me dōng xī ràng nǐ bù gāo xìng? |
| [18:00.62] |
Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts? zhè shì wǒ de cuò ma? |
| [18:07.43] |
I don' t know what to say. wǒ bù zhī dào gāi zěn me shuō |
| [18:39.23] |
Really? It' s just like everyone else' s apartment. zhēn de? zhè jiān gōng yù hěn pǔ tōng a |
| [18:43.23] |
It' s got rooms and walls and ceilings. yí yàng yǒu fáng jiān qiáng bì hé tiān huā bǎn |
| [18:45.74] |
I just wanted to see where you live. Now give me the tour. wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng kàn kàn nǐ zhù de dì fāng dài wǒ cān guān cān guān |
| [18:49.14] |
Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān |
| [18:51.11] |
This is the living room. That' s nice. zhè lǐ shì kè tīng zhēn shū shì |
| [18:54.75] |
And this is the kitchen. That' s real pretty. zhè lǐ shì chú fáng zhēn piào liàng |
| [18:57.48] |
Wait a minute. Don' t I get to see the bedroom? děng yī xià wǒ bù néng cān guān wò shì ma? |
| [19:00.62] |
Well, it' s pretty much your typical... zhè shì hěn pǔ tōng de |
| [19:04.79] |
... bedroom. wò shì |
| [19:07.29] |
We' re still on this side of the door. I didn' t get to see it. wǒ men hái zài mén de zhè yī tóu wǒ hái méi kàn dào |
| [19:11.33] |
Oh, shoot. Maybe next time. Thanks for a lovely evening. yào mìng, xià cì ba jīn wǎn fēi cháng yú kuài |
| [19:33.88] |
So who is she? tā shì shuí? |
| [19:36.02] |
That was the blind date I told you about. wǒ gēn nǐ shuō guò jiù shì wǒ mèi mei jiè shào de rén |
| [19:39.22] |
She called and switched it from Tuesday. tā dǎ diàn huà lái gǎi qī dào jīn tiān |
| [19:44.13] |
Did you like her? nǐ xǐ huān tā ma? |
| [19:46.20] |
I' m just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this. wǒ shì yǐ péng yǒu de shēn fèn wèn de yīn wèi wǒ bú huì bù gāo xìng |
| [19:53.50] |
Well, you seem fine. nǐ kàn qǐ lái hěn gāo xìng |
| [19:56.04] |
Okay, you know what? I' m not fine. I' m not. hǎo, nǐ zhī dào ma? wǒ bù gāo xìng, wǒ hěn bù gāo xìng |
| [19:59.38] |
I mean, how could I be fine? Hearing you come in with her. wǒ zěn me gāo xìng dé qǐ lái? tīng dào nǐ gēn tā jìn lái |
| [20:03.31] |
She wants to see your bedroom. tā hái xiǎng cān guān nǐ de wò shì |
| [20:13.19] |
You know what? nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [20:17.03] |
What if we' re friends... wǒ men huò xǔ kě yǐ zuò péng yǒu |
| [20:20.00] |
... who don' t see other people? dàn bù gēn qí tā rén jiāo wǎng |
| [20:24.33] |
You mean " exclusive" friends? nǐ shì shuō" zhuān shǔ de" péng yǒu? |
| [20:26.64] |
Why not? yǒu hé bù kě? |
| [20:28.94] |
I mean, this has been the most amazing week. wǒ shì shuō, zhè gè xīng qī měi hǎo jí le |
| [20:33.88] |
Would it be so terrible? zhè yě méi shén me bù hǎo ba |
| [20:36.55] |
Even if we were friends who lived together? wǒ men hái kě yǐ yī miàn zuò péng yǒu yī miàn zhù zài yì qǐ |
| [20:47.69] |
... and vowed to be friends forever. fā shì dāng yī bèi zi de péng yǒu |
| [20:57.23] |
You know, we' re back where we were. wǒ men yòu huí dào yuán diǎn le |
| [21:01.24] |
Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothing' s changed. qīn ài de, wǒ qiú zhī bù dé dàn yī qiè dōu méi yǒu gǎi biàn |
| [21:06.71] |
That' s not true. You don' t have a moustache. bú shì zhè yàng de nǐ bǎ hú zǐ guā diào le |
| [21:12.55] |
Okay, one thing' s changed. hǎo ba, yǒu yī jiàn shì gǎi biàn le |
| [21:15.49] |
But we still want different things, and we know how this is gonna end. dàn wǒ men shēng huó mù biāo réng bù tóng wǒ men dōu zhī dào jié jú huì zěn me yàng |
| [21:20.19] |
You know what? nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [21:22.16] |
I gotta walk out of here right now. wǒ dé mǎ shàng lí kāi zhè gè fáng jiān |
| [21:26.33] |
Because getting over you is the hardest thing I have ever had to do. yīn wèi wàng jì nǐ shì wǒ yī shēng zhōng zuì bù róng yì de yī jiàn shì |
| [21:32.17] |
I don' t think I could do it again. wǒ xiǎng wǒ zài yě zuò bú dào le |
| [21:35.17] |
I know I couldn' t. wǒ zhī dào wǒ zuò bú dào |
| [21:52.59] |
How about one last game of racquetball? zài dǎ zuì hòu yī chǎng bì qiú zěn me yàng? |
| [22:01.06] |
Watch the thorns! xiǎo xīn méi guī cì |
| [22:10.64] |
What? zěn me le? |
| [22:13.91] |
Beth is really, really sick. bèi sī bìng de hěn zhòng hěn zhòng |
| [22:21.12] |
Jo' s there, but I don' t think there' s anything she can do. qiáo zài péi tā dàn wǒ xiǎng tā yě méi bàn fǎ |
| [22:30.36] |
You wanna put the book in the freezer? nǐ yào bǎ shū fàng zài bīng kù lǐ ma? |