| [00:04.-1] |
How much you give me to eat this whole jar of olives? rú guǒ wǒ bǎ zhěng guàn gǎn lǎn chī guāng nǐ yào gěi wǒ duō shǎo qián? |
| [00:20.-2] |
I have a date with diplomat I met... wǒ zuó tiān zài lián hé guó wài zuò miǎn fèi àn mó rèn shi yí gè wài jiāo guān |
| [02:59.-3] |
Hi, guys. I haven' t seen you since this morning. wǒ cóng zǎo shàng jiù méi kàn jiàn nǐ men le |
| [04:26.-1] |
Thank you very much. fēi cháng xiè xiè nǐ |
| [05:36.-1] |
Is Rach in her room? ruì qiū zài fáng jiān lǐ ma? |
| [06:04.-1] |
Hey, honey. Oh, hi. hēi, qīn ài de hāi |
| [06:32.-2] |
You know, he' s kind of cute. tā zhǎng de tǐng shuài de |
| [06:34.-2] |
Like," really kind of cute"? nǐ shuō tǐng shuài de shì zhēn de hěn shuài? |
| [06:36.-2] |
Or " kind of cute" like your friend SpackleBack Larry? hái shì gēn nǐ de péng yǒu ní jiāng bèi lài ruì yí yàng shuài? |
| [07:07.-2] |
Yes, vividly. jì de hěn qīng chǔ |
| [09:04.-3] |
Well, you said you couldn' t go out, so.... nǐ shuō nǐ bù néng chū qù, suǒ yǐ |
| [09:07.-3] |
You brought a picnic! What a boyfriend. nǐ dài le yě cān lán zhēn shì gè hǎo nán péng yǒu |
| [10:02.-4] |
Sorry. As I was saying, the store number is wrong. duì bù qǐ wǒ gāng cái shuō shāng diàn hào mǎ shì cuò de |
| [10:32.-1] |
You' re not listening. I don' t have time to stop. nǐ méi yǒu tīng wǒ shuō huà wǒ méi yǒu kòng |
| [12:24.-4] |
Well, neither do l! wǒ yě bù zhī dào |
| [13:29.-4] |
It' s the dinosaur guy! yán jiū kǒng lóng de rén lái le |
| [13:55.-1] |
Yo, Chloe! Do you have a quarter for the condom machine? kè luó yī, nǐ yǒu tóng bǎn ma? wǒ yào mǎi bǎo xiǎn tào |
| [14:33.-1] |
IKnock, knock, knock. qiāo |
| [16:33.-2] |
It' s for me. shì wǒ yào chī de |
| [20:07.-1] |
It would be my pleasure. zhè shì wǒ de róng xìng |
| [22:18.-1] |
American. měi guó |
| [00:07.29] |
I won' t give you anything, but you' ll owe me 2. 95. wǒ yí kuài qián yě bù gěi dàn nǐ qiàn wǒ liǎng kuài jiǔ máo wǔ |
| [00:11.39] |
Done. chéng jiāo |
| [00:14.33] |
I need an atlas! I need an atlas! wǒ xū yào dì tú |
| [00:16.59] |
Why? Do you have a report due? gàn ma? nǐ yào jiāo bào gào? |
| [00:22.23] |
... while I was giving free massages outside the U. N. wǒ yào gēn tā yuē huì |
| [00:25.57] |
And I don' t know where his country is. wǒ bù zhī dào tā shì něi gè guó jiā de rén |
| [00:28.14] |
Let' s start with the free massages at the U. N. xiān shuō nǐ wèi shí me yào zài lián hé guó zuò miǎn fèi àn mó fú wù |
| [00:30.78] |
It' s my new thing. I figure, " Bodies at peace make peace." zhè shì wǒ de xīn mù biāo, wǒ rèn wéi píng hé de shēn tǐ kě yǐ dì zào hé píng |
| [00:36.48] |
You might just get the first Nobel Prize in rubbing. nǐ gǎo bù hǎo huì de dì yī zuò nuò bèi ěr àn mó jiǎng |
| [00:40.12] |
So what country is this guy from? zhè jiā huǒ shì něi gè guó jiā de rén? |
| [00:46.32] |
There' s a " g" in there. lǐ miàn yǒu gè" G" |
| [00:49.29] |
Where' s that? zhè gè guó jiā zài nǎ lǐ? |
| [00:50.40] |
In your atlas! zài nǐ de dì tú shàng |
| [00:52.63] |
I don' t have an atlas. wǒ méi yǒu dì tú |
| [00:54.10] |
But wait, I do have a globe. Hold on. bù guò děng děng wǒ yǒu dì qiú yí, děng yī xià |
| [00:57.14] |
So what' s this guy like? tā shì shén me yàng de rén? |
| [00:59.60] |
Well, he' s very... tā hěn |
| [01:01.64] |
... dashing, you know? yǒu chòng jìn |
| [01:03.31] |
And very, very sophisticated. ér qiě fēi cháng liàn dá |
| [01:05.18] |
And he doesn' t speak English... tā bú huì jiǎng yīng wén |
| [01:07.08] |
... but his translator says he totally gets me. dàn tā de fān yì shuō tā duì wǒ yì luàn qíng mí |
| [01:11.02] |
Okay, here you go. hǎo, lái le |
| [01:12.68] |
What is this? zhè shì shén me? |
| [01:15.92] |
It' s a globe. dì qiú yí |
| [01:18.52] |
And a pencil sharpener. yě shì xiāo qiān bǐ jī |
| [01:22.16] |
Need anything copied? I' m going to the Xerox place. yǒu shén me yào yǐng yìn de ma? wǒ yào dào yǐng yìn diàn qù |
| [01:25.13] |
No, thanks. bù yòng le, xiè xiè |
| [01:26.30] |
Just give me anything I can make two of. suí biàn gěi wǒ shén me ná qù yǐng yìn jiù hǎo |
| [01:30.17] |
If you have nothing to copy, why go there? rú guǒ nǐ méi yǒu dōng xī yào yǐng yìn gàn ma yào qù? |
| [01:32.64] |
Are you just gonna gawk at that girl... nǐ yòu yào qù kàn nà gè |
| [01:34.74] |
... with the bellybutton ring again? dīng le dù qí huán de nǚ hái? |
| [01:37.24] |
You wanna come? yào yì qǐ qù ma? |
| [01:42.58] |
The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break běn jí bō chū: " luó sī hé ruì qiū fēn shǒu" |
| [02:33.16] |
Come on, Chloe. Finish with your customer first. kuài, kè luó yī xiān bǎ nǐ de gù kè jiě jué diào |
| [02:36.57] |
Come on, Chloe. Come on, Chloe! kuài diǎn, kè luó yī |
| [02:39.94] |
Can I help you? yào yǐng yìn ma? |
| [02:43.27] |
We' re having second thoughts about our copying needs. wǒ men gǎi biàn zhǔ yì le |
| [02:47.55] |
And we' ll need more time to think about it. hái xū yào shí jiān kǎo lǜ yào yǐng yìn shén me |
| [02:51.25] |
Chloe, switch with me. Some guys have a crush on you. kè luó yī, gēn wǒ huàn yǒu rén mí shàng nǐ le |
| [02:56.35] |
Okay, that hurt us. hǎo, zhēn shì shāng rén |
| [03:02.76] |
Well... zhè gè ma |
| [03:06.43] |
... you know. nǐ zhī dào |
| [03:09.23] |
What are you doing tomorrow? nǐ men míng tiān yǒu shì ma? |
| [03:11.90] |
Both of us? wǒ men liǎng gè? |
| [03:13.64] |
Maybe. Does that scare you? yě xǔ ba, hài pà le ma? |
| [03:20.88] |
Relax. Isaac' s deejaying at The Philly. bié jǐn zhāng, ài sāi kè zài fēi lì jiǔ bā dāng DJ |
| [03:23.82] |
You should come. We' ll be there. nǐ men yīng gāi lái tīng tīng kàn wǒ men huì de |
| [03:26.05] |
Great. I' ll see you then. tài hǎo le, dào shí hòu jiàn |
| [03:28.59] |
All right! Rock on. hǎo a, yáo yáo yáo |
| [03:43.23] |
He says that walking with you makes this strange city feel like home. tā shuō hé nǐ sàn bù, ràng tā jué de fǎng fú zhè gè chéng jiù shì tā de jiā |
| [03:49.47] |
Me too. Although this city is my home. wǒ yě shì, suī rán zhè lǐ běn lái jiù shì wǒ jiā |
| [03:52.41] |
So that' s dumb, what I said. Don' t tell him I said that. wǒ shuō de shì chǔn huà bié gēn tā shuō shì wǒ shuō de |
| [03:56.48] |
You make something up. nǐ zì jǐ luàn gài ba |
| [04:08.00] |
Nice! Thank you. hěn hǎo, xiè xiè |
| [04:10.76] |
This is me, here. wǒ jiā dào le |
| [04:22.44] |
Your eyes are very pretty. nǐ de yǎn jīng hǎo měi |
| [04:28.61] |
Oh, thank you. xiè xiè |
| [04:39.02] |
He would like to kiss you. tā xiǎng wěn nǐ |
| [04:44.83] |
You don' t have to do that now. nǐ bù bì má fán le |
| [04:47.50] |
No, no, not him! No, you don' t. bù, wǒ bú shì shuō tā bù, shì nǐ bù bì má fán le |
| [04:54.51] |
The moment' s over. shí jī yǐ jīng guò le |
| [05:11.52] |
There it is, right there. jiù zài zhè lǐ |
| [05:13.22] |
It' s small. hǎo xiǎo |
| [05:15.56] |
Yeah, but Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks... duì, dàn sāi ěr jí shuō dé jūn huā le liù xīng qī |
| [05:18.63] |
... to get all the way across it. cái héng kuà guó jìng |
| [05:21.57] |
So you had fun? nǐ kāi xīn ma? |
| [05:23.84] |
Except for, you know, when you' re on a date... zhǐ kě xī yuē huì de shí hòu |
| [05:26.37] |
... and you' re getting along great... suī rán fēi cháng yú kuài |
| [05:28.37] |
... but the guy' s translator keeps getting in the way? dàn tā de fān yì ài shǒu ài jiǎo |
| [05:37.88] |
She' s still at work, but she said to call her. tā hái méi xià bān dàn jiào nǐ dǎ diàn huà gěi tā |
| [05:40.55] |
Is she gonna cancel on me again? How could she do this? tā yòu yào fàng wǒ gē zi le? tā zěn me kě yǐ zhè yàng? |
| [05:43.92] |
What about our anniversary? wǒ men de zhōu nián jì niàn rì zěn me bàn? |
| [05:45.76] |
This is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. wǒ duì zhè jiàn shì zhǐ zhī dào zhè me duō |
| [05:49.76] |
" Call Rachel." " dǎ diàn huà gěi ruì qiū" |
| [05:52.03] |
What' s that on the bottom? dǐ xià shì shén me? |
| [05:53.56] |
That' s my doodle of a ladybug with a top hat. shì wǒ de tú yā dài gāo dǐng lǐ mào de piáo chóng |
| [05:57.90] |
She' s fancy. hěn piào liàng |
| [06:05.44] |
What' s going on? zěn me huí shì? |
| [06:06.94] |
Shipping had a disaster. I' ve gotta get this order in. yùn huò chū le dà wèn tí wǒ dé bǎ zhè pī huò nòng dào |
| [06:10.32] |
I' m so sorry, but it looks like I' ll be here all night. duì bù qǐ, bù guò kàn yàng zi wǒ yào kāi tōng xiāo le |
| [06:14.22] |
What? Well, how about I come up there? shén me? nà wǒ guò lái hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [06:16.92] |
No, honey, please. I just have too much to deal with. bú yào, qīn ài de, bài tuō wǒ yào chǔ lǐ de shì qíng tài duō le |
| [06:20.89] |
Anyway, I' m going out with Sergei again tonight, and.... fǎn zhèng wǒ jīn wǎn yào gēn sāi ěr jí chū qù |
| [06:24.46] |
Could you be the translator' s date... nǐ néng bù néng dāng fān yì de nǚ bàn |
| [06:26.46] |
... so that when we want to be alone... zhè yàng wǒ men xiǎng dú chǔ de shí hòu |
| [06:28.57] |
... you two can split off? nǐ men liǎng gè kě yǐ lí kāi? |
| [06:39.41] |
Don' t call him that. bié zhè yàng shuō tā |
| [06:41.28] |
His name is SpackleBack Harry. tā jiào zuò ní jiāng bèi hā lì |
| [06:45.85] |
" zhōng yāng kā fēi tīng" |
| [06:48.15] |
Maybe we should get going. wǒ men gāi chū fā le |
| [06:49.75] |
What time did Chloe say to get there? kè luó yī shuō jǐ diǎn dào? |
| [06:51.76] |
10: 30. What time is it now? shí diǎn bàn xiàn zài jǐ diǎn le? |
| [06:54.53] |
4: 30. sì diǎn bàn |
| [06:56.86] |
So we' ll hang out. wǒ men zài děng děng hǎo le |
| [07:03.60] |
Remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us? jì de tā tí guò wǒ men sān ge rén nà huí shì ma? |
| [07:09.94] |
She was kidding about that, right? Yeah, I think so. tā shì kāi wán xiào de ba? wǒ xiǎng shì de |
| [07:18.18] |
Yeah, I think so. wǒ xiǎng yě shì |
| [07:20.69] |
God, it' d be weird if that situation presented itself tonight. lǎo tiān, rú guǒ jīn wǎn chū xiàn zhè zhǒng chǎng miàn nà jiù tài guǐ yì le |
| [07:25.89] |
Yeah, I mean... duì, wǒ shì shuō |
| [07:28.39] |
... what would we do? wǒ men gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [07:33.00] |
Dude, I don' t know. wǒ kě bù zhī dào |
| [07:36.17] |
She was kidding. tā shì kāi wán xiào de |
| [07:37.50] |
She was.... tā shì |
| [07:39.47] |
Just in case, we should have some ground rules. wǒ men yīng gāi dìng xià jī běn guī zé yǐ bèi bù shí zhī xū |
| [07:42.37] |
Yeah. For sure. duì, nà dāng rán |
| [07:44.48] |
You probably want the first one to be, " Never open your eyes." zuì zhòng yào de yuán zé jiù shì " jué duì bú yào zhāng kāi yǎn jīng" |
| [07:49.88] |
Because you don' t want to be doing something... yīn wèi zuì hǎo bú yào zài nǐ zuò shí mǒ de shí hòu |
| [07:53.38] |
... and then look up, right? tái tóu yī kàn, duì bú duì? |
| [07:56.49] |
And see something that you don' t want to be seeing. kàn dào nǐ bù xiǎng kàn de dōng xī |
| [08:00.49] |
Good call. Nice. shuō de hǎo |
| [08:01.76] |
Hold it! Hold it! děng děng |
| [08:05.10] |
What if my eyes are closed, and... wàn yī wǒ de yǎn jīng bì shang yǐ hòu |
| [08:09.07] |
... and my hand is out there.... wǒ de shǒu zài nà li |
| [08:12.74] |
Okay, eyes open at all times! hǎo, yǎn jīng cóng tóu dào wǎn dōu zhāng kāi |
| [08:19.21] |
How do we decide where we... wǒ men zěn me jué dìng |
| [08:23.18] |
... you know, each would... něi gè rén |
| [08:24.62] |
... you know... yào zài |
| [08:26.78] |
... be? nǎ lǐ? |
| [08:27.85] |
Right. Well, you know, we could flip for it. duì, nǐ zhī dào wǒ men kě yǐ diū tóng bǎn jué dìng |
| [08:31.42] |
I guess. But like, what' s heads and what' s tails? wǒ xiǎng yě shì, bù guò tóu hé zì fēn bié dài biǎo shén me? |
| [08:36.79] |
If you don' t know that, I don' t want to do this with you. rú guǒ lián zhè gè dōu bù zhī dào wǒ yě bù xiǎng gēn nǐ yì qǐ shàng le |
| [08:43.53] |
No, no. I am looking at a purchase order here... bù dìng dān jiù zài wǒ miàn qián |
| [08:47.07] |
... that shows we ordered the Riviera bikini... shàng miàn shuō wǒ men dìng de lǐ yé wéi lā bǐ jī ní |
| [08:49.77] |
... in a variety of sizes and colors gè zhǒng chǐ cùn hé yán sè dōu yǒu |
| [08:54.38] |
What does it matter what I' m wearing? zhè gēn wǒ chuān shén me yǒu hé xiāng gān? |
| [08:57.42] |
Could I speak to your supervisor? Thank you. kě yǐ qǐng nǐ de zhǔ guǎn guò lái ma? xiè xiè |
| [09:00.82] |
Hi. hāi |
| [09:02.29] |
My God! What are you doing here? wǒ de tiān, nǐ lái gàn shén me? |
| [09:10.39] |
That' s it. On Monday, I start wearing makeup. gòu le, xīng qī yī wǒ yào kāi shǐ huà zhuāng |
| [09:14.47] |
Honey, this is very nice, but I' ve got a crisis. qīn ài de, nǐ hěn tǐ tiē dàn wǒ xiàn zài dà nàn lín tóu |
| [09:17.67] |
But I' ve got couscous! dàn wǒ xiàn zài xiǎo mǐ dāng qián |
| [09:20.74] |
Honey, I know it' s our anniversary... qīn ài de, duì bù qǐ wǒ zhī dào jīn tiān shì wǒ men zhōu nián jì niàn |
| [09:23.41] |
... but I told you on the phone, I don' t have time to stop. dàn wǒ zài diàn huà shàng gēn nǐ shuō guò wǒ méi yǒu shí jiān tíng xià lái |
| [09:27.08] |
You don' t have to stop. I' m invisible. I' m not here. nǐ bù bì tíng xià lái wǒ shì yǐn xíng rén, kàn bú dào |
| [09:30.78] |
Yeah, but I don' t duì, kě shì, wǒ bù |
| [09:32.58] |
Who approved that order? shì shuí pī zhǔn zhè pī huò de? |
| [09:35.19] |
Well, there is no Mark Robinson in this office. wǒ men zhè lǐ méi yǒu mǎ kè luó bīn xùn |
| [09:38.76] |
Get Mark on the phone! I love Mark. Do you know him? dǎ diàn huà gěi mǎ kè wǒ xǐ huān mǎ kè, nǐ rèn shi tā ma? |
| [09:43.69] |
Let me check that with what I' ve got. ràng wǒ kàn kàn |
| [09:46.13] |
See, 038 is not the number for this store. 038 is Atlanta. 038 bú shì běn diàn de hào mǎ shì yà tè lán dà de hào mǎ |
| [09:55.04] |
Pepper? hú jiāo? |
| [09:58.04] |
None for me. wǒ bù yòng |
| [09:59.31] |
Okay, sorry! hǎo, duì bù qǐ |
| [10:05.18] |
And I' m sorry, but duì bù qǐ, kě shì |
| [10:06.65] |
Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān |
| [10:15.56] |
I have to call you back. I' ve got Shemp in my office. wǒ dāi huì r zài dǎ gěi nǐ wǒ zhè lǐ yī tuán luàn |
| [10:22.37] |
What are you doing? I' m sorry. nǐ zhè shì gàn ma? duì bù qǐ |
| [10:24.64] |
But somebody' s off the phone! How about a glass of wine... dàn nǐ diàn huà jiǎng wán le hē bēi jiǔ bā? |
| [10:28.37] |
... by the fire? I can get it going again.... wéi zhe lú huǒ duì yǐn wǒ kě yǐ zài bǎ huǒ shēng qǐ lái |
| [10:35.15] |
You don' t have 10 minutes? I don' t have 10 minutes! nǐ lián shí fēn zhōng dōu méi yǒu? wǒ lián shí fēn zhōng dōu méi yǒu |
| [10:38.25] |
Sophie, does she have 10 minutes? I told you, I don' t! sū fēi, tā yǒu shí fēn zhōng shí jiān ma? wǒ shuō guò méi yǒu |
| [10:42.15] |
Don' t yell. This is the most I' ve seen you all week. bié duì wǒ hǒu wǒ yí gè lǐ bài méi jiàn dào nǐ le |
| [10:45.72] |
Look, I cannot do this right now. I' ve got a deadline! tīng hǎo le, wǒ xiàn zài méi kòng lǐ nǐ wǒ de jiāo huò shí jiān dào le |
| [10:50.09] |
Go home and we' ll talk later. huí jiā qù, wǒ men huí tóu zài shuō |
| [10:52.20] |
Yeah, but wait! Goodbye! hǎo, kě shì děng yī xià zài jiàn |
| [11:01.51] |
Actually, that' s our threehole punch. gāng cái nà gè shì wǒ men de sān dòng dǎ kǒng jī |
| [11:11.22] |
Hi. hāi |
| [11:12.88] |
Look, about what happened earlier gāng cái de shì |
| [11:15.39] |
I completely understand. You were stressed. wǒ wán quán liǎo jiě nǐ de yā lì hěn dà |
| [11:22.36] |
I was gonna give you a chance to apologize to me. wǒ běn lái yào gěi nǐ jī huì xiàng wǒ dào qiàn |
| [11:25.90] |
For letting you throw me out of your office? wèi nǐ bǎ wǒ gǎn chū bàn gōng shì ér bào qiàn? |
| [11:28.83] |
You had no right coming down to my office. nǐ méi yǒu quán lì dào wǒ bàn gōng shì lái |
| [11:32.07] |
You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody' s work... nǐ bù néng dài zhe yě cān lán dào rén jiā de bàn gōng shì |
| [11:35.87] |
... unless they' re a park ranger! chú fēi zhè gè rén shì gōng yuán guǎn lǐ yuán |
| [11:40.44] |
Excuse me for wanting to be with my girl on our anniversary. yuán liàng wǒ zhǐ xiǎng zài zhōu nián jì niàn rì gēn nǚ péng yǒu zài yì qǐ |
| [11:44.28] |
Boy, what an ass am l! lǎo tiān, wǒ zhēn shì hún dàn |
| [11:47.08] |
But I told you I didn' t have the time! dàn wǒ shuō guò wǒ méi yǒu shí jiān |
| [11:50.12] |
Well, you never have the time. nǐ yī zhí dōu méi shí jiān |
| [11:52.06] |
I don' t feel like I have a girlfriend anymore. wǒ jué de zì jǐ hǎo xiàng gēn běn méi yǒu nǚ péng yǒu |
| [11:54.69] |
Do you want me to quit my job... nǐ shì bú shì yào wǒ cí zhí |
| [11:56.79] |
... so you can feel like you have a girlfriend? hǎo ràng nǐ jué de zì jǐ yǒu nǚ péng yǒu? |
| [11:59.56] |
It would nice if you' d realize that it' s just a job. wǒ zhǐ xī wàng nǐ liǎo jiě zhè zhǐ shì yī fèn gōng zuò |
| [12:03.70] |
Just a job? zhǐ shì yī fèn gōng zuò? |
| [12:07.94] |
It' s the first time in my life I' m doing something I care about! zhè shì wǒ yī shēng zhōng dì yī cì zuò wǒ jué de yǒu yì yì de shì |
| [12:12.04] |
The first time I' m doing something I' m good at! dì yī cì fā huī zì jǐ de zhuān cháng |
| [12:15.48] |
If you don' t get that rú guǒ nǐ bù liǎo jiě |
| [12:17.08] |
I get that, and I' m happy for you. wǒ liǎo jiě, yě wèi nǐ gāo xìng |
| [12:19.58] |
But I' m tired of dating your answering machine! I don' t know what to do! dàn wǒ shòu gòu gēn dá lù jī tán liàn ài wǒ bù zhī dào gāi zěn me bàn |
| [12:27.66] |
Is this about Mark? zhè shì yīn wèi mǎ kè ma? |
| [12:30.56] |
Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān |
| [12:31.80] |
Okay, it' s not. hǎo, bú shì |
| [12:32.90] |
Oh, my God! wǒ de lǎo tiān yé |
| [12:34.43] |
I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again. wǒ bù néng lǎo shì gēn nǐ wèi tóng yī jiàn shì qíng chǎo jià |
| [12:38.90] |
You' re making this too hard. nǐ ràng wǒ shòu bù liǎo |
| [12:40.77] |
I' m making this too hard? What should I do? wǒ ràng nǐ shòu bù liǎo? nǐ yào wǒ zěn me zuò? |
| [12:43.11] |
I don' t know! I don' t know! Look... wǒ bù zhī dào zhè yàng ba |
| [12:45.64] |
... maybe we should just take a break! yě xǔ wǒ men yīng gāi lěng jìng yī xià |
| [12:48.28] |
Fine, you' re right. Let' s take a break. Let' s cool off. hěn hǎo, nǐ shuō de duì wǒ men lěng jìng yī xià |
| [12:51.85] |
Let' s get some frozen yogurt or something. wǒ men qù chī lěng dòng yōu gé ba |
| [13:00.79] |
A break from us. wǒ men fēn shǒu ba |
| [13:16.54] |
advances in collating in the past five years. guò qù wǔ nián lái zài hé duì fāng miàn dí jìn bù |
| [13:19.71] |
We just got in an X5000, you know? wǒ men jìn le yī tái X5000 |
| [13:22.01] |
The X5000 makes an X50 look like a T71. yǒu le X5000 X50 kàn qǐ lái jiù xiàng X71 |
| [13:31.89] |
Hi, Ross! Hi, Chloe. hāi, luó sī hāi, kè luó yī |
| [13:33.69] |
I want you to meet some friends of mine. jiè shào nǐ rèn shi wǒ de péng yǒu |
| [13:38.40] |
He' s my hero. He' ll want to blow stuff up 400 percent. tā shì wǒ de ǒu xiàng tā yào bǎ dōng xī fàng dà sì bèi |
| [13:42.37] |
We say we don' t do that. He says, " You gotta." Know what? We did it. wǒ shuō wǒ men bù yìn, tā shuō fēi yìn bù kě jié guǒ ne? wǒ men bàn dào le |
| [13:47.07] |
Now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say," Let' s Ross it!" xiàn zài yǒu rén yào fàng dà sì bèi wǒ men jiù shuō" luó sī yǐng yìn lái luó" |
| [13:51.08] |
And that' s the only color that comes in. ér qiě zhǐ yǒu yī zhǒng yán sè |
| [14:02.15] |
What are you doing? I thought tonight' s your anniversary dinner. nǐ zěn me huí shì? jīn wǎn bú shì nǐ de zhōu nián jì niàn rì ma? |
| [14:05.76] |
A little change of plans. jì huà lüè wéi gǎi biàn |
| [14:07.76] |
We' re gonna break up instead. wǒ men dǎ suàn fēn shǒu |
| [14:12.80] |
And I can speak a little French. wǒ huì shuō yì diǎn fǎ wén |
| [14:19.74] |
Why? What did I say? zěn me le? wǒ shuō cuò le shén me? |
| [14:21.64] |
Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight. nǐ gāng cái wèn wǒ jīn wǎn yào bú yào gēn nǐ shàng chuáng? |
| [14:27.34] |
Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān |
| [14:28.81] |
No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice. nán guài wǒ zài mò lì sī cān tīng dé dào zhè me hǎo de fú wù |
| [14:34.52] |
Hi. Could you please tell Sergei that I was fascinated... hāi, má fán nǐ gào sù sāi ěr jí wǒ hěn xīn shǎng |
| [14:39.26] |
... by what Boutros BoutrosGhali said in the Times? bù tè luò sī bù tè luò sī gài lǐ zài niǔ yuē shí bào xiě de wén zhāng |
| [14:46.10] |
You didn' t say " Boutros BoutrosGhali." nǐ méi yǒu shuō bù tè luò sī bù tè luò sī gài lǐ |
| [14:49.00] |
Boutros BoutrosGhali. bù tè luò sī bù tè luò sī gài lǐ |
| [14:53.17] |
He says he was too. tā shuō tā yě shì |
| [14:54.81] |
Interesting. yǒu yì sī |
| [14:58.11] |
So I was wondering wǒ zài xiǎng |
| [15:00.38] |
Before you get all talky again... chèn nǐ men hái méi kāi kǒu shuō huà |
| [15:03.35] |
... could you also please tell Sergei... má fán nǐ gào sù sāi ěr jí |
| [15:07.35] |
... that I really like his suit. wǒ hěn xǐ huān tā de xī zhuāng |
| [15:22.87] |
He said," Thank you. You look pretty tonight. tā shuō" xiè xiè nǐ nǐ jīn wǎn hěn měi" |
| [15:25.84] |
Your hair, golden like the sun." So you' re a chef? nín de xiù fā rú yáng guāng shǎn shǎn fā liàng zhè me shuō nǐ shì gè chú shī? |
| [15:30.24] |
I' m also thinking of opening up my own restaurant. wǒ dǎ suàn zì jǐ kāi yī jiān cān tīng |
| [15:33.08] |
Really? zhēn de? |
| [15:34.31] |
Could I talk to you behind my menu? gēn nǐ shuō jǐ jù qiāo qiāo huà hǎo ma? |
| [15:39.25] |
What are you doing? nǐ zhè shì gàn shén me? |
| [15:40.85] |
Well, I was having a conversation. wǒ zài liáo tiān a |
| [15:43.05] |
Misha' s so interested in you, Sergei and I haven' t been able to talk at all. mǐ xià duì nǐ fēi cháng yǒu yì sī sāi ěr jí gēn wǒ gēn běn shuō bù shàng huà |
| [15:48.56] |
You want me to sit silently, while you three converse? nǐ yào wǒ ān ān jìng jìng dì zuò zhe tīng nǐ men sān ge rén shuō huà? |
| [15:51.66] |
That would be great. Thank you. nà tài hǎo le, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [16:01.67] |
Hi. It' s Mark. hāi, wǒ shì mǎ kè |
| [16:05.34] |
What? Is it my breath? zěn me? wǒ yǒu kǒu chòu ma? |
| [16:08.38] |
Sorry. I just thought you were somebody else. duì bù qǐ, wǒ yǐ wéi shì bié rén dǎ lái de |
| [16:11.28] |
I was just gonna leave a message. Isn' t tonight your anniversary dinner? wǒ zhǐ shì dǎ lái liú huà de jīn wǎn bú shì nǐ de zhōu nián jì niàn rì ma? |
| [16:19.12] |
Rach? Are you okay? ruì qiū? nǐ méi shì ba? |
| [16:21.06] |
Yeah, I' m fine. wǒ méi shì |
| [16:23.93] |
You wanna talk? I can come over. nǐ xiǎng liáo liáo ma? wǒ kě yǐ guò lái |
| [16:26.10] |
Really, no. Please. That' s okay. zhēn de bù bì le, méi guān xì |
| [16:28.77] |
All right. I' m coming over with Chinese food. hǎo, wǒ dài zhōng guó cài guò lái |
| [16:31.27] |
I' m not hungry. wǒ bù è |
| [16:36.21] |
Bye. zài jiàn |
| [16:41.55] |
So what' ll you do? What can I do? nǐ dǎ suàn zěn me bàn? wǒ néng zěn me bàn? |
| [16:43.55] |
One person wants to break up, you break up. duì fāng xiǎng fēn shǒu, jiù zhǐ néng fēn shǒu le |
| [16:46.05] |
No way. This is you guys. Call her and work it out. cái bú shì zhè me huí shì nǐ shì nán rén, dǎ diàn huà qù hé hǎo |
| [16:49.65] |
We just had this huge fight. Don' t I have to wait awhile? wǒ men gāng gāng cái dà chǎo yī jià bù yòng xiān děng yī duàn shí jiān ma? |
| [16:53.29] |
It isn' t like swimming after you eat. Pick up the phone! yòu bú shì gāng chī wán fàn bù néng yóu yǒng, qù dǎ diàn huà |
| [17:02.17] |
You know that swimming thing is a myth. nǐ zhī dào chī wán fàn bù néng yóu yǒng qí shí shì gè mí sī |
| [17:04.80] |
Tell that to my Uncle Lenny. qù gēn wǒ lán ní shū shū shuō ba |
| [17:07.24] |
Why? What happened to him? wèi shí me? tā zěn me le? |
| [17:09.64] |
Nothing. He just really believes in that. méi yǒu zěn me le zhǐ bù guò tā fēi cháng xiāng xìn zhè huí shì |
| [17:14.48] |
Then we got into this big fight It was awful. rán hòu wǒ men dà chǎo yī jià, nòng de hěn jiāng |
| [17:17.75] |
I told him he treats me like a park ranger, something.... wǒ shuō tā bǎ wǒ dāng gōng yuán guǎn lǐ yuán shén me de |
| [17:23.35] |
And then... rán hòu |
| [17:25.76] |
... I told him I wanted to take a break. wǒ gào sù tā wǒ xiǎng lěng jìng yī xià |
| [17:28.43] |
I don' t want to take a break. wǒ bù xiǎng fēn kāi |
| [17:31.36] |
I' m sorry. wǒ zhēn tì nǐ nán guò |
| [17:34.00] |
Egg roll? dàn juǎn? |
| [17:37.84] |
And then I called him and he wasn' t there. rán hòu wǒ dǎ diàn huà gěi tā tā bù zài jiā |
| [17:41.04] |
He' s probably just out. tā dà gài zhǐ shì chū qù le |
| [17:42.84] |
Thank you, that' s very helpful. I' m glad you came over. xiè xiè nǐ, nǐ shuō de huà hǎo yǒu yòng nǐ lái le kě zhēn hǎo |
| [17:52.02] |
Hi, it' s me. hāi, shì wǒ |
| [17:53.55] |
Oh, I' m so glad you called. nǐ dǎ lái jiù hǎo le |
| [17:56.00] |
Really? zhēn de? |
| [17:57.12] |
This is crazy. Don' t you think we can work on this? zhè tài huāng miù le, nǐ bù jué de wǒ men kě yǐ gōu tōng ma? |
| [18:01.39] |
What do you want to drink? nǐ xiǎng hē shén me? |
| [18:03.56] |
Who' s that? nà shi shuí? |
| [18:06.06] |
Nobody? méi yǒu rén |
| [18:08.20] |
Is it okay if I finish the apple juice? wǒ kě yǐ bǎ píng guǒ zhī hē guāng ma? |
| [18:11.40] |
Is that Mark? nà shi mǎ kè ma? |
| [18:13.70] |
Honey, he just came over qīn ài de, tā zhǐ shì guò lái |
| [18:15.57] |
Yeah, got it! hǎo, wǒ dǒng le |
| [18:22.48] |
Hey, Dinosaur Guy! Look at you, so sad. hēi, kǒng lóng xiān shēng kàn kàn nǐ, hǎo shāng xīn |
| [18:25.38] |
Come dance. lái tiào wǔ ba |
| [18:26.42] |
That' s okay. Thanks. méi guān xì, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [18:30.19] |
You don' t have to smile. You just have to dance. nǐ bù bì xiào zhǐ yào tiào wǔ jiù hǎo le |
| [18:33.09] |
I don' t feel like dancing. I feel like having a drink, okay? wǒ bù xiǎng tiào wǔ wǒ xiǎng hē jiǔ, hǎo ma? |
| [18:37.06] |
Two beers! liǎng bēi pí jiǔ |
| [18:40.70] |
And the vet said it was time. shòu yī gēn wǒ shuō shí hòu dào le |
| [18:43.10] |
And so from half a world away... wǒ zài dì qiú de lìng yī duān |
| [18:45.37] |
... while my mother held the phone to his ear... wǒ mǔ qīn bǎ diàn huà ná dào tā ěr duǒ páng biān |
| [18:48.27] |
... I said goodbye to my dog... wǒ yòng qī zhǒng yǔ yán |
| [18:51.84] |
... in seven languages. gēn wǒ de gǒu shuō zài jiàn |
| [18:55.85] |
Could I have a tissue? Oh, sure. gěi wǒ yī zhāng miàn zhǐ hǎo ma? méi wèn tí |
| [18:58.08] |
I just hope you don' t accidentally... xī wàng nǐ bú huì bù xiǎo xīn |
| [19:00.52] |
... suck it up through your nose and choke on it. xī jìn bí zi lǐ qiāng sǐ |
| [19:08.93] |
Sergei would like to apologize for my behavior tonight. sāi ěr jí wèi wǒ jīn wǎn de yán háng dào qiàn |
| [19:14.10] |
Well, tell him," Apology accepted." gēn tā shuō" wǒ jiē shòu tā de dào qiàn" |
| [19:19.40] |
Unbelievable. For the first time in years, someone wants to talk to me. zhēn méi xiǎng dào, zhè me duō nián lái dì yī cì yǒu rén xiǎng gēn wǒ shuō huà |
| [19:23.94] |
But do you think he would let me enjoy that? No! dàn nǐ xiǎng tā huì ràng wǒ zhè me hǎo guò ma? dāng rán bú huì |
| [19:28.21] |
You silly diplomat. Why don' t you learn some English? nǐ zhè gè bèn wài jiāo guān wèi shí me zì jǐ bù xué yīng wén? |
| [19:33.78] |
Excuse me, but isn' t he paying for your dinner? duì bù qǐ, nǐ de wǎn cān bú shì tā fù zhàng de ma? |
| [19:37.55] |
The man' s dog just died. rén jiā de gǒu cái gāng guò shì |
| [19:57.57] |
I have just resigned my post. wǒ cí zhí le |
| [19:59.81] |
Will you accompany me to the Rainbow Room? nǐ yuàn bù yuàn yì péi wǒ dào cǎi hóng tīng? |
| [20:02.48] |
I have diplomatic coupons. wǒ yǒu wài jiāo guān zhé jià quàn |
| [20:09.69] |
My guy has coupons. wǒ de nán bàn yǒu zhé jià quàn |
| [20:13.56] |
Your guy can' t even say " coupons." nǐ de nán bàn lián" zhé jià quàn" dōu bú huì jiǎng |
| [20:23.67] |
Plate. pán zi |
| [20:24.90] |
Plate! Yes! Plate! pán zi, duì, pán zi |
| [20:30.81] |
See, we don' t need them. kàn, wǒ men bù xū yào tā men |
| [20:47.42] |
I like this song. wǒ xǐ huān zhè shǒu gē |
| [20:50.16] |
Well, you' re practically dancing, already. nǐ děng yú yǐ jīng zài tiào wǔ le |
| [20:53.83] |
Why don' t you just do it over here? bù rú dào zhè lǐ lái tiào ba? |
| [20:57.03] |
What are you, married? nǐ shì yǒu fù zhī fū, shì ba? |
| [20:59.50] |
Because that' s okay. yīn wèi zhè yě wú suǒ wèi |
| [21:16.22] |
Oh, be home, be home, be home.... zài jiā |
| [21:25.53] |
You' re not home. nǐ bù zài jiā |
| [21:38.11] |
Still no smile? hái shì bù xiào? |
| [21:55.73] |
" xià jí dài xù" |
| [22:14.81] |
Miss American Pie měi guó pài xiǎo jiě |
| [22:22.42] |
It' s a very hard language. zhè zhǒng yǔ yán hěn nán xué |
| [22:25.32] |
Let' s do it again. zài lái yī cì |