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I would' ve called, but I lost your number. wǒ běn lái xiǎng xiān dǎ diàn huà dàn shì hào mǎ nòng diū le |
| [05:37.-1] |
Great! tài hǎo le |
| [07:20.-1] |
And the two times we went out, it was plain awkward. wǒ men yì qǐ chū mén liǎng cì, dōu mán cǎn de |
| [09:25.-1] |
I think you should go out with this guy. nǐ yīng gāi gēn tā yuē huì |
| [12:19.-4] |
It didn' t. méi yǒu |
| [15:37.-1] |
We go out, we eat. wǒ men chū qù chī fàn |
| [17:50.-4] |
And you' ll see it too, one day. You really, really will. nǐ zǒng yǒu yì tiān yě huì míng bái, zhēn de |
| [19:57.-2] |
You are a strong, confident woman... nǐ shì jiān qiáng yǒu zì xìn de nǚ xìng |
| [21:29.-2] |
You' re too young... nǐ hái nián qīng |
| [00:07.65] |
What' s so funny? nǐ zài xiào shén me? |
| [00:09.32] |
Nothing. It' s an acting exercise. I' m practicing my fake laugh. méi yǒu, zhè shì yǎn jì liàn xí wǒ zài liàn jiǎ xiào |
| [00:18.46] |
What? What' s so funny? nǐ zài xiào shén me? |
| [00:24.34] |
No, no. There' s none of that in here. bù xíng, diàn lǐ bù zhǔn chōu yān |
| [00:26.91] |
Come on. At least let me finish this last one. zhì shǎo ràng wǒ chōu wán zhè yī gēn |
| [00:31.14] |
Only if you give me a drag. hǎo, dàn nǐ dé fēn wǒ yī kǒu |
| [00:41.69] |
Oh, dark mother, once again I suckle at your smoky teat. yāo nǚ, wǒ yòu wěn shàng nǐ de chún le |
| [00:48.26] |
Why don' t you hold on to that one. zhěng gēn dōu gěi nǐ ba |
| [00:59.94] |
That' s like the least fun game ever. zhè shì zuì bù hǎo wán de yóu xì |
| [01:03.04] |
I' m sick of your smoking, so I brought something... wǒ shòu gòu le, wǒ dài le yí yàng dōng xī |
| [01:06.18] |
... that is going to help you quit. kě yǐ bāng zhù nǐ jiè yān |
| [01:15.45] |
That patch is no good. zhè gè jiè yān tiē bù bù hǎo yòng |
| [01:21.29] |
It' s a hypnosis tape. zhè shì cuī mián lù yīn dài |
| [01:23.13] |
A woman at work used it for two weeks and hasn' t smoked since. wǒ yí gè tóng shì tīng le liǎng xīng qī hòu zài yě méi chōu guò yān |
| [01:30.04] |
What' s your problem? nǐ yǒu shén me yì jiàn? |
| [01:31.64] |
Nothing. It' s just that hypnosis is beyond crap. méi shén me, zhǐ bù guò cuī mián shì piàn rén de |
| [01:36.84] |
I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City. wǒ zài yà tè lán dà kàn guò nǐ bèi cuī mián |
| [01:39.64] |
That guy did not hypnotize me, okay? nà jiā huǒ méi bǎ wǒ cuī mián, hǎo ma? |
| [01:42.35] |
You always pull your pants down and play " Wipe Out" on your butt. shì a, nǐ zǒng shì tuō kù zi yòng" tōng shā" |
| [01:48.39] |
Forget hypnosis. bié yòng cuī mián le |
| [01:49.85] |
The way to quit smoking is to dance naked in a field of heather... xiǎng jiè yān jiù dé qù shí nán dì shàng luǒ wǔ |
| [01:53.73] |
... and then bathe in the sweat of six healthy, young men. rán hòu yòng liù ge zhuàng dīng de hàn shuǐ mù yù |
| [01:58.06] |
Or what my father calls " Thursday night." wǒ bà guǎn tā jiào" zhōu sì yè kuáng huān" |
| [02:02.27] |
The One With the Hypnosis Tape běn jí bō chū:" lǎo shào pèi" |
| [02:50.32] |
Here you go. I didn' t want cinnamon on this. ná qù wǒ bú yào jiā ròu guì |
| [02:53.75] |
Sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [03:03.33] |
Oh, my God! Frank! tiān na, fǎ lán kè |
| [03:06.66] |
How are you? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [03:08.07] |
What are you doing here? nǐ zěn me lái le? |
| [03:12.90] |
And then my mom locked me out of the house, so I couldn' t find it. wǒ mā bǎ wǒ suǒ zài mén wài wǒ méi bàn fǎ jìn qù zhǎo |
| [03:17.51] |
Then I tried to find a pay phone, and the receiver was cut off. wǒ zhǎo le yī jù gōng gòng diàn huà huà tǒng què bèi jiǎn duàn le |
| [03:23.52] |
What happened? zěn me le? |
| [03:26.15] |
Vandalism. yǒu rén pò huài gōng wù |
| [03:28.92] |
But also, what happened between you and your mom? nà nǐ hé nǐ mā zěn me le? |
| [03:32.29] |
We got in a fight. She said that I was too immature to get married. wǒ men chǎo jià, tā shuō wǒ bù gòu chéng shú, bù néng jié hūn |
| [03:36.69] |
You' re getting married? nǐ yào jié hūn le? |
| [03:41.47] |
My little brother' s getting married! wǒ de dì di yào jié hūn le |
| [03:44.77] |
I knew you' d be so cool about this. Do you wanna meet her? wǒ jiù zhī dào nǐ huì tì wǒ gāo xìng nǐ xiǎng jiàn tā ma? |
| [03:49.27] |
Do l? nǐ shuō ne? |
| [03:50.88] |
Do you? nǐ xiǎng ma? |
| [03:53.11] |
Yeah, I do. dāng rán xiǎng |
| [03:54.38] |
Cool, all right. She' s just parking the truck. tài hǎo le, tā zhèng zài tíng kǎ chē |
| [03:58.52] |
I gonna go get my fiancee, man! wǒ qù dài wǒ de wèi hūn qī lái |
| [04:04.46] |
I' d have bet good money that he' d be the first one of us to get married. wǒ jiù zhī dào tā huì zuì zǎo jié hūn |
| [04:09.19] |
Isn' t it fantastic? zhè bú shì hěn bàng ma? |
| [04:11.06] |
Don' t you think he' s a little young to get married? nǐ bù jué de tā shāo xián nián qīng? |
| [04:14.37] |
Well, he' s 18. tā yǐ jīng 18 suì le |
| [04:15.67] |
It' ll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party. tā zài zuì hòu dān shēn pài duì shàng bù néng hē jiǔ |
| [04:19.70] |
Yeah, or to get a hooker. yě bù néng jiào jī |
| [04:22.91] |
Always illegal, Joe. jiào jī běn lái jiù wéi fǎ |
| [04:27.58] |
This is my fiancee... zhè shì wǒ de wèi hūn qī |
| [04:30.48] |
... Mrs. IKnight. nài tè lǎo shī |
| [04:34.55] |
That' s my sister. nà shi wǒ jiě jie |
| [04:35.65] |
You know, it' s funny. shuō lái hǎo xiào |
| [04:37.52] |
Frank told me so much about you, but you' re not how I pictured you at all. fǎ lán kè jīng cháng tí dào nǐ nǐ què gēn wǒ xiǎng xiàng de bù yí yàng |
| [04:42.26] |
Yeah, I' m a big surprise. shì a, wǒ hěn lìng rén yì wài |
| [04:46.56] |
Here, grab a seat. zuò ba |
| [04:48.10] |
So how did you guys meet? nǐ men shì zěn me rèn shi de? |
| [04:50.94] |
I was in Mrs. IKnight' s.... wǒ qù shàng nài tè lǎo shī de |
| [04:53.77] |
I mean, Alice. Sorry. I always do that. wǒ shì shuō ài lì sī bào qiàn, wǒ lǎo shì jiào cuò |
| [04:59.88] |
I was in her homeec class. wǒ qù shàng tā de jiā zhèng kè |
| [05:02.01] |
He was my best student. tā shì wǒ zuì hǎo de xué shēng |
| [05:03.68] |
She was my best teacher. tā shì wǒ zuì hǎo de lǎo shī |
| [05:15.46] |
If that doesn' t keep kids in school, what will? zhēn shì ràng xué shēng bù qiāo kè de hǎo fāng fǎ |
| [05:20.93] |
And so now you guys are gonna be married? nǐ men yào jié hūn le? |
| [05:24.90] |
We talked about just living together... wǒ men běn lái zhǐ kǎo lǜ tóng jū |
| [05:30.14] |
... but we want kids right away. dàn shì wǒ men xiǎng mǎ shàng shēng xiǎo hái |
| [05:34.55] |
Oh, my God! tiān na |
| [05:39.92] |
IKids. Frank, are you sure you' re ready for that? xiǎo hái? fǎ lán kè nǐ zhēn de zhǔn bèi hǎo le? |
| [05:43.62] |
How hard can it be? néng yǒu duō nàn? |
| [05:45.46] |
You know, I mean, babies. Who doesn' t want babies? Right? shuí bù xiǎng yào xiǎo bǎo bǎo, duì ba? |
| [05:51.03] |
And besides, I never had a dad around. ér qiě wǒ yī zhí méi yǒu bà bà péi bàn |
| [05:53.56] |
And now I always will, because it' ll be me. yǐ hòu jiù yǒu le, yīn wèi wǒ jiù shì bà bà |
| [06:01.07] |
Really, we do realize that there' s an age difference between us. wǒ men zhī dào wǒ men de suì shù chà hěn duō |
| [06:05.08] |
Good. Because you were acting like you didn' t. nà jiù hǎo nǐ men kàn qǐ lái hǎo xiàng bù zhī dào |
| [06:08.05] |
But when it comes to love, what does age matter? dàn shì zài ài qíng lǐ, nián líng bú shì wèn tí |
| [06:18.56] |
You are falling fast asleep. nǐ zhèng zài jìn rù mèng xiāng |
| [06:21.59] |
Deeper, deeper, deeper. yuè shuì yuè chén, yuè shuì yuè chén |
| [06:24.76] |
You are now completely asleep. nǐ yǐ jīng shuì zháo le |
| [06:27.40] |
You don' t need to smoke. nǐ bù xū yào chōu yān |
| [06:29.87] |
Cigarettes don' t control you. xiāng yān bù néng kòng zhì nǐ |
| [06:32.74] |
You are a strong, confident woman... nǐ shì jiān qiáng yǒu zì xìn de nǚ xìng |
| [06:36.11] |
... who does not need to smoke. nǐ bù xū yào chōu yān |
| [06:38.84] |
A strong, confident woman. jiān qiáng yǒu zì xìn de nǚ xìng |
| [06:44.15] |
You know what? nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [06:45.25] |
I realized in the last year I' ve only gone out with Richard and Julio. wǒ fā xiàn qù nián wǒ zhǐ hé lǐ chá hú lì ōu jiāo wǎng guò |
| [06:49.79] |
You gotta help me out, set me up. Get me back in the game. nǐ dé bāng wǒ qiān xiàn, ràng wǒ chóng huí qíng chǎng |
| [06:53.29] |
Not a problem. méi wèn tí |
| [06:54.59] |
I work in fashion, and all I meet are eligible straight men. wǒ zài shí zhuāng jiè gōng zuò shēn biān quán shì yì xìng liàn hǎo nán rén |
| [07:01.10] |
Can I get you something else? nǐ hái yào shén me? |
| [07:02.87] |
Cheesecake and a date, if you' re giving them out. qǐ sī dàn gāo hé yī cì yuē huì, rú guǒ yǒu de huà |
| [07:06.77] |
Haven' t we covered that topic? wǒ men bú shì tán guò le ma? |
| [07:08.34] |
You just said to her nǐ gāng cái duì tā shuō |
| [07:10.21] |
You wanna go out with me... nǐ xiǎng gēn wǒ yuē huì |
| [07:12.04] |
... because of my wig, the big boobs, and I serve you food. shì yīn wèi wǒ shì jīn fà bō bà hái duān chī de gěi nǐ |
| [07:15.65] |
If that were true, I' d be dating my Aunt Ruth. nà wǒ zhǎo wǒ gū gū jiù xíng le |
| [07:24.19] |
You think she should go out with me, don' t you? nǐ jué de tā yīng gāi hé wǒ yuē huì ba? |
| [07:30.73] |
You sure you wanna go out with her? nǐ zhēn de xiǎng gēn tā yuē huì? |
| [07:32.90] |
That ain' t a pretty picture in the morning. zǎo shàng huì cǎn bù rěn dǔ ō |
| [07:36.07] |
That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the nightstand. jiǎ fà luàn chéng yī tuán yì rǔ rēng zài chuáng tóu guì shàng |
| [07:42.31] |
Think about it. nǐ kǎo lǜ yī xià |
| [07:43.84] |
Oh, I will. wǒ huì de |
| [07:47.68] |
No, I know. I know that this is Frank' s life. wǒ zhī dào zhè shì fǎ lán kè de rén shēng |
| [07:52.85] |
I don' t wanna be judgmental, but it' s sick. It' s sick and wrong! wǒ bù xiǎng pī píng dàn zhè yàng shì biàn tài shì cuò de |
| [07:57.76] |
What, is it the age thing? yīn wèi nián líng de guān xì? |
| [07:59.89] |
I' m fine with the age thing... wǒ běn lái bù zài hu nián líng |
| [08:01.89] |
... until it sticks its tongue down my brother' s throat. zhí dào tā bǎ shé tou wǎng wǒ dì de hóu lóng shēn |
| [08:06.53] |
Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it. fēi bǐ, tā kàn qǐ lái hěn shuǎng |
| [08:09.70] |
You think he' ll enjoy it when he' s up to his elbows in diapers... děng tā máng zhe bāng yī duī bǎo bǎo huàn niào bù |
| [08:13.57] |
... of all the babies they have to have right away? nǐ jué de tā hái huì shuǎng ma? |
| [08:17.24] |
This is not fair to Frank, and it' s not fair to the babies. zhè yàng duì fǎ lán kè bù gōng píng yě duì bǎo bǎo bù gōng píng |
| [08:21.41] |
You know what? It' s not good home economics. zhè kě bú shì hǎo de jiā zhèng |
| [08:26.55] |
Have you told him how you feel? nǐ gēn tā shuō guò ma? |
| [08:28.92] |
Yes. Not out loud. yǒu, dàn méi yǒu shuō chū shēng yīn |
| [08:32.52] |
If you don' t tell him, soon he' ll be married, then you' ll hate yourself. nǐ bù shuō, tā jiù yào jié hūn le nǐ huì hèn nǐ zì jǐ |
| [08:37.06] |
Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he' s gonna hate myself. wǒ yào shì shuō le, tā huì hèn wǒ |
| [08:41.10] |
Look at him and his mom. I can' t. nǐ kàn kàn tā hé tā mā mā, wǒ bù néng shuō |
| [08:46.30] |
But you guys can. You talk him out of it. dàn shì nǐ men kě yǐ, nǐ men qù quàn zǔ tā |
| [08:51.14] |
Come on, you guys. bài tuō la |
| [08:54.61] |
You have nothing to lose. I have everything to lose. nǐ men méi yǒu sǔn shī wǒ què huì shī qù yī qiè |
| [08:57.62] |
Do you want me to lose everything? Everything? nǐ men yào wǒ shī qù yī qiè ma? |
| [09:05.46] |
Okay, I' m gonna go get Frank. hǎo, wǒ qù zhǎo fǎ lán kè |
| [09:10.13] |
We' re walking down the street, and I turn to you and say: gāng cái zǒu zài jiē shàng, wǒ duì nǐ shuō |
| [09:13.66] |
" Let' s go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes." Remember? " qù tuō yī jiǔ bā zuò zuò" jì de ma? |
| [09:17.00] |
And then you say," Let' s just hang out at your place." rán hòu nǐ shuō" qù nǐ jiā jiù hǎo le" |
| [09:20.77] |
Well, that was a nice move, dumb ass. hǎo míng zhì a, zhū tóu |
| [09:27.61] |
He doesn' t do anything for me. tā duì wǒ yì diǎn xī yǐn lì yě méi yǒu |
| [09:29.61] |
Last Saturday night, what happened on Walker, Texas Ranger? shàng zhōu liù de " měng lóng guò jiāng" yǎn shén me? |
| [09:34.09] |
Walker was looking for this big busload of kids. wò kè zài zhǎo yī chē zi de xiǎo hái |
| [09:39.12] |
All right, I get your point. wǒ dǒng nǐ de yì sī le |
| [09:43.49] |
I forgot the combination to this about a year ago. wǒ yī nián qián jiù wàng le tā de mì mǎ |
| [09:46.83] |
I just carry it around. wǒ zhǐ shì līn zhuó zhuāng yàng zi |
| [09:50.67] |
You got any Chap Stick? nǐ men yǒu hù chún gāo ma? |
| [09:53.27] |
How are those tapes working out? lù yīn dài tīng dé zěn yàng? |
| [09:55.11] |
Good. I haven' t smoked yet today. hěn yǒu xiào, wǒ jīn tiān hái méi chōu yān |
| [09:57.81] |
I feel great and confident. That is a stunning blouse. qīng shuǎng yòu yǒu zì xìn hǎo piào liàng de shàng yī |
| [10:05.52] |
Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [10:07.62] |
Here you go. Thanks. ná qù xiè le |
| [10:10.19] |
Let' s give Pete a chance. He was funny. He seems really nice. gěi bǐ tè yí gè jī huì tā jì fēng qù, rén yòu hǎo |
| [10:14.23] |
That check thing was adorable. ér qiě zhī piào de shì hǎo kě ài |
| [10:16.36] |
What check thing? shén me zhī piào? |
| [10:18.13] |
As a joke, this customer who has a crush on me, gave me a 20, 000 tip. yǒu gè xǐ huān wǒ de gù kè kāi wán xiào gěi wǒ liǎng wàn yuán de xiǎo fèi |
| [10:23.50] |
His number' s on the check. He did it so I' d call. tā de diàn huà zài zhī piào shàng tā yào wǒ dǎ gěi tā |
| [10:26.47] |
Pete Becker. Pete bǐ tè bèi kè, bǐ tè |
| [10:35.55] |
Is this him? shì tā ma? |
| [10:37.21] |
That' s Bill Clinton. nà shi zǒng tǒng |
| [10:40.65] |
Who' s he hugging? tā bào zhe shuí? |
| [10:44.00] |
Oh, my God. That' s Pete. Why is Bill hugging Pete? tiān na, shì bǐ tè zǒng tǒng wèi shí me bào zhe bǐ tè? |
| [10:48.03] |
This guy invented Moss 865. tā fā míng liǎo mó sī 865 |
| [10:49.93] |
Every office in the world uses that program. quán shì jiè de gōng sī dōu zài yòng zhè gè chéng shì |
| [10:52.73] |
We use it! There you go! wǒ men yě zài yòng nǐ kàn ba |
| [10:56.03] |
Monica' s gonna go out with a millionaire. mó nī kǎ yào gēn bǎi wàn fù wēng yuē huì le |
| [10:59.27] |
I' m not gonna go out with him. wǒ cái bù gēn tā yuē huì |
| [11:01.57] |
I can' t believe this is a real 20, 000 check. This is so exciting. zhè jū rán shì zhēn de liǎng wàn yuán zhī piào hǎo xīng fèn ō |
| [11:06.04] |
Or incredibly offensive. huò shì lìng rén huǒ dà |
| [11:08.18] |
Yeah, sure. That too. duì, yě yǒu |
| [11:22.56] |
What? zěn yàng? |
| [11:25.70] |
All we' re saying is, don' t rush into anything. wǒ men de yì sī shì, bú yào cāo zhī guò jí |
| [11:28.70] |
Come on, think about it. You' re 18. She' s 44. nǐ xiǎng xiǎng: nǐ 18 suì, tā 44 suì |
| [11:33.24] |
When you' re 36, she' s gonna be 88. děng nǐ 36 suì, tā jiù 88 suì le |
| [11:38.58] |
You don' t think I know that? nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ bù zhī dào? |
| [11:43.55] |
The point is... zhòng diǎn shì |
| [11:46.05] |
... there' s a lot of women you haven' t had sex with yet. nǐ hái kě yǐ gēn hěn duō nǚ rén shàng chuáng |
| [11:49.25] |
He' s right. He' s right. This is your time. tā shuō de duì, zhè shì nǐ de tiān xià |
| [11:52.46] |
You' re young. You' re weird. Chicks dig that. nǐ nián qīng, nǐ gǔ guài nǚ shēng zuì xǐ huān le |
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Isn' t sex better when it' s with one person that you really care about? gēn yí gè nǐ hěn xǐ huān de rén zuò gǎn jué bú shì gèng bàng? |
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Yeah, in a poem, maybe. zài shī lǐ ba |
| [12:04.67] |
No, the man' s right. That' s what I had with Rachel. bù, tā shuō de duì wǒ gēn ruì qiū jiù shì nà yàng |
| [12:08.34] |
Not anymore? xiàn zài méi yǒu le? |
| [12:10.01] |
No. I slept with someone else. méi le, wǒ gēn bié rén shàng le chuáng |
| [12:14.25] |
So wait. So how did that make things better? děng děng, nà yàng duì shì qíng yǒu bāng zhù ma? |
| [12:22.12] |
What you used to have with Rachel is what I got with Alice. nǐ gēn ruì qiū de gǎn jué jiù shì wǒ hé ài lì sī de gǎn jué |
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Now, what is that like? nà shi shén me gǎn jué? |
| [12:27.49] |
It' s so cool, man. hěn bàng de gǎn jué |
| [12:29.09] |
It' s because being with her is so much better than not being with her. yīn wèi gēn tā zài yì qǐ bǐ bù gēn tā zài yì qǐ kuài lè duō le |
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Why can' t I find that? I had it and I blew it. wǒ wèi shí me zhǎo bu dào? wǒ yōng yǒu guò, què gǎo zá le |
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Well, I want it! wǒ xiǎng yào! |
| [12:40.00] |
You can have it. nǐ yí dìng kě yǐ yōng yǒu |
| [12:41.17] |
Maybe there' s something wrong with me. yě xǔ wǒ yǒu máo bìng |
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No, it' s out there, man. I' ve seen it! I got it! nǐ huì zhǎo dào de wǒ jiàn guò, yě yōng yǒu le |
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Then, you hold on to it! All right, man! nà nǐ jiù yāo hǎo hǎo bǎ wò hǎo |
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All right! Congratulations, you lucky bastard! sǐ xiǎo zi, gōng xǐ nǐ |
| [12:55.05] |
You' re Frank' s best man? nǐ shì fǎ lán kè de bàn láng? |
| [12:59.32] |
I couldn' t help it. Their love is so pure. wǒ méi bàn fǎ, tā men de ài hào chún jié |
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What about you, huh? nà nǐ ne? |
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I' m the ring bearer. wǒ bāng tā ná jiè zhǐ |
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I' m so glad you could come. I' ve got a real homeec emergency. nǐ lái le jiù hǎo wǒ yǒu yí gè jiā zhèng |
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Oh, my God. Who died on this? tiān na, shuí sǐ le? |
| [13:33.69] |
It' s a real " mustardtastrophe." jiè mò jiàng dào le |
| [13:37.06] |
Can you help? nǐ yǒu bàn fǎ ma? |
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Absolutely. First, we' ll start with a little club soda and salt. dāng rán yǒu, xiān yòng sū dá shuǐ jiā yán qīng xǐ |
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Then if that doesn' t work Forget it. It' s ruined. yào shì xǐ bù diào, jiù suàn le, tā yǐ jīng huǐ le |
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Never say that. If you can' t get it out, cut around the stain... bié zhè me shuō, yào shì xǐ bù diào jiù jiǎn diào zāng wū bù fèn |
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... add a little lace, you make a stylish throw. fèng yì diǎn lěi sī jiù shì yī tiáo piào liàng de zhē bù |
| [13:54.18] |
Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother, Frank? yòu huò zhě, nǐ kě yǐ bú yào jià gěi wǒ dì di |
| [14:02.52] |
Can we make it smaller? Make it fit on the head of a pin? néng bù néng ràng tā xiǎo dào kě yǐ fàng zài zhēn jiān shàng? |
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I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin. wǒ xǐ huān shēng chǎn zhè zhǒng xiǎo dōng xī |
| [14:10.90] |
You have Monica Geller here. mó nī kǎ gài lēi lái fǎng |
| [14:12.93] |
Absolutely. Yeah, send her in. hǎo de, ràng tā jìn lái |
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What the hell is this? zhè shì shén me yì sī? |
| [14:20.70] |
Hang on for a sec. I' ll talk to you in the morning? děng yī xià míng tiān zǎo shàng zài tán? |
| [14:23.71] |
You got it. hǎo de |
| [14:25.88] |
I' m sorry. What? duì bù qǐ, shén me? |
| [14:27.38] |
What' s this supposed to mean? zhè shì shén me yì sī? |
| [14:29.05] |
Well, you know, I never know how much to tip. wǒ yī zhí bú huì suàn xiǎo fèi |
| [14:34.05] |
You double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. bǎ jiā shuì chéng yǐ èr bú shì bǎ luō mǎ ní yà de shuì shōu chéng yǐ èr |
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Are you buying me? Is this how you get girls to go out with you? nǐ yào mǎi wǒ ma? nǐ dōu zhè yàng yuē nǚ hái zi? |
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I' m still here. wǒ hái zài |
| [14:49.00] |
You' re taking this wrong. If I didn' t leave you that tip... nǐ wù huì le yào shì wǒ méi gěi zhè bǐ xiǎo fèi |
| [14:52.30] |
... you wouldn' t have come, we wouldn' t have this argument... nǐ jiù bú huì lái, wǒ men bú huì zhēng chǎo |
| [14:55.81] |
... and there wouldn' t be this heat between us. yě bú huì yǒu zhè zhǒng jǐn zhāng de qì fēn |
| [14:59.41] |
You gotta admit that our relationship is hitting a new level now. nǐ dé chéng rèn wǒ men de guān xì yǒu jìn zhǎn le |
| [15:04.08] |
You were the chef and I was the customer. yǐ qián nǐ shì chú shī, wǒ shì gù kè |
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But now we' re this couple that fights. xiàn zài wǒ men shì liǎng gè zhēng chǎo de rén |
| [15:11.59] |
You' re a loon. nǐ shì gè fēng zi |
| [15:13.86] |
Look, forget the check, okay? I like you. bié guǎn zhè zhāng zhī piào le, wǒ xǐ huān nǐ |
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I think you' re great. wǒ jué de nǐ hěn bàng |
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Come on, what do you say? zěn me yàng? |
| [15:25.04] |
I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [15:26.64] |
Why not? wèi shí me? |
| [15:28.87] |
I don' t wanna encourage this behavior. wǒ bù xiǎng gǔ lì zhè zhǒng xíng wéi |
| [15:32.51] |
One meal. That' s all I' m asking for. Please? wǒ zhǐ qiú yī dùn fàn, hǎo ma? |
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If you don' t have a good time, I' ll give you 10 grand, we' re even. yào shì wán dé bù kāi xīn wǒ gěi nǐ yī wàn, wǒ men chě píng |
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Wait, no. Just put the mail down. It' s me. bù, bǎ xìn fàng xià, shì wǒ |
| [15:59.64] |
Sorry. Why were you just all in the dark? duì bù qǐ, nǐ zěn me bù kāi dēng? |
| [16:03.07] |
Your laundry smelled so good that I thought I' d curl up in it. nǐ de yī fú hǎo xiāng, wǒ jiù wō zài lǐ miàn |
| [16:08.48] |
ls that all right? Yeah, sure. méi guān xì ba? méi guān xì |
| [16:10.68] |
So how was your day? jīn tiān guò de zěn yàng? |
| [16:12.25] |
It' s just probably the worst one since I' ve been alive. kě néng shì wǒ yǒu shēng yǐ lái zuì cǎn de yì tiān |
| [16:19.26] |
What happened? zěn me le? |
| [16:21.66] |
Alice.... She called it off. ài lì sī gǎi biàn xīn yì le |
| [16:29.33] |
Did she say why? tā yǒu shuō yuán yīn ma? |
| [16:32.50] |
No. Just that I was too young. méi yǒu, tā zhǐ shuō wǒ tài nián qīng |
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I don' t see how I could suddenly be too young... wǒ zěn me tū rán biàn nián qīng le? |
| [16:37.61] |
... because I' m older than I was when we first got together. gāng jiāo wǎng shí, tā hái shuō wǒ lǎo chéng |
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I don' t know. But you know what? Maybe it' s just all for the best. bù xiǎo de, dàn shì nǐ zhī dào ma? huò xǔ zhè yàng yě hǎo |
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Well, yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain. shì a, dàn shì wǒ hǎo tòng kǔ |
| [16:54.53] |
Oh, sweetie. qīn ài de |
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You know, I was just finally happy. wǒ hǎo bù róng yì gǎn dào kuài lè |
| [17:00.10] |
For the first time in my life... zhè shì shēng píng dì yī cì |
| [17:03.23] |
... after my dad left me... xiān shì bà bà lí kāi wǒ |
| [17:05.44] |
... and then getting arrested for stealing those birds... rán hòu tōu niǎo bèi dài bǔ |
| [17:10.94] |
... and then the whole puncturedlung thing. rán hòu yòu fèi chuān kǒng |
| [17:15.88] |
It' s still really hard to take deep breaths in cold weather... tiān qì yī lěng, wǒ hái shì hěn nán shēn hū xī |
| [17:19.58] |
... but with Alice, all that stuff kind of went away. dàn shì yǒu le ài lì sī zhèi xiē dōu bú jiàn le |
| [17:24.79] |
And now it' s gone, and I don' t know why. xiàn zài wǒ shī qù le, què bù zhī dào yuán yīn |
| [17:31.26] |
Well, I can tell you why. It' s because of me. wǒ kě yǐ gào sù nǐ, shì wǒ hài de |
| [17:36.07] |
But you know what? I only did it because I love you, okay? bù guò wǒ shì ài nǐ cái zhè me zuò |
| [17:41.77] |
What? shén me? |
| [17:42.81] |
I kind of had a little chat with Alice... wǒ gēn ài lì sī liáo le yī xià |
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... and I sort of made her see why you two shouldn' t be together. ràng tā míng bái nǐ men wèi hé bù néng zài yì qǐ |
| [17:53.42] |
Wait a minute. This is because of you? děng yī xià, shì nǐ zào chéng de? |
| [17:57.76] |
My mother didn' t want us to be together... wǒ mā fǎn duì wǒ men zài yì qǐ |
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... but the worst thing she did was tie me to the porch. dàn shì tā dǐng duō bǎ wǒ bǎng zài mén láng shàng |
| [18:06.00] |
I came to you because I thought you' d understand. wǒ jué de nǐ néng liǎo jiě, suǒ yǐ lái zhǎo nǐ |
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I would storm out of here... wǒ hěn xiǎng shuāi mén zǒu rén |
| [18:16.94] |
... if I had some money or a place to go. dàn shì wǒ méi qián mò dì fāng qù |
| [18:26.82] |
Oh, my God! The millionaire' s here! tiān na, dà fù háo lái le |
| [18:29.15] |
Oh, my God! tiān na |
| [18:36.06] |
I' m just gonna have dinner with him. wǒ zhǐ shì yào gēn tā chī dùn fàn |
| [18:38.80] |
Okay, just because he buys you dinner does not mean you owe him anything. tā qǐng nǐ chī fàn bìng bù dài biǎo nǐ qiàn tā shén me |
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I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [18:47.37] |
Okay, then get the lobster. nà jì de diǎn lóng xiā |
| [18:58.42] |
How much cash you got in your pocket now? nǐ kǒu dài lǐ yǒu duō shǎo xiàn jīn? |
| [19:03.72] |
And that' s why I' m not inviting you in for a drink. wǒ jiù bù qǐng nǐ jìn lái zuò le |
| [19:07.59] |
Why not? Hey, come in for drink. jìn lái zuò yī xià ma |
| [19:11.36] |
Where do you wanna go? You like pizza? nǐ xiǎng qù nǎ lǐ? xǐ huān chī pī sà ma? |
| [19:14.10] |
That sounds great. I know a great little place. tīng qǐ lái bù cuò yǒu yī jiā guǎn zǐ bù cuò |
| [19:23.24] |
You' re not paying for the pizza. wǒ bù néng ràng nǐ fù qián |
| [19:25.44] |
Come on, it' s only fair. You paid for the flight. zhè yàng hěn gōng píng, nǐ chū le jī piào qián |
| [19:29.68] |
Is that enough lira? zhèi xiē lǐ lā gòu ma? |
| [19:31.42] |
I' d throw another 1000 on that. zài diū gè yī qiān |
| [19:33.85] |
How much is that? That' s about 60 cents. zhè yàng shì duō shǎo? dà yuē 60 máo měi jīn |
| [19:47.80] |
Every night! měi tiān wǎn shàng dōu zhè yàng |
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You don' t need to smoke. nǐ bù xū yào chōu yān |
| [19:54.10] |
Cigarettes don' t control you. xiāng yān bù néng kòng zhì nǐ |
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... who does not need to smoke. nǐ bù xū yào chōu yān |
| [20:03.65] |
A strong, confident woman... jiān qiáng yǒu zì xìn de nǚ xìng |
| [20:07.05] |
... who does not need to smoke. bù xū yào chōu yān |
| [20:21.90] |
Look, I know that you think I did this totally evil thing. wǒ zhī dào nǐ jué de wǒ zuò le dà huài shì |
| [20:25.94] |
But I so didn' t. dàn shì wǒ méi yǒu |
| [20:28.47] |
Someone' s here who can explain this better than I can. yǒu yí ge rén kě yǐ jiě shì dé bǐ wǒ qīng chǔ |
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Hi, Mrs. IKnight. nài tè lǎo shī |
| [20:47.76] |
Phoebe' s right, Frank. fǎ lán kè, fēi bǐ shuō de duì |
| [20:50.53] |
It' s hard to hear, but it would' ve been wrong to go through with it. zhè huà bù zhōng tīng, dàn wǒ men bù gāi jié hūn |
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I was being selfish. wǒ tài zì sī le |
| [20:56.47] |
Even though we want the same things right now... wǒ men xiàn zài zhuī qiú xiāng tóng de dōng xī |
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... in the future, we may not. wèi lái què bú jiàn de rú cǐ |
| [21:04.47] |
ls that what it is? Yes, but not just that. duì bú duì? duì, dàn bù zhī rú cǐ |
| [21:07.21] |
Not just that. bù zhī rú cǐ |
| [21:12.18] |
Even though we love each other as much as we do... suī rán wǒ men xiàn zài fēi cháng xiāng ài |
| [21:18.22] |
... nonetheless.... rán ér |
| [21:22.06] |
Nonetheless. rán ér |
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... to really know what you want. bù xiǎo de nǐ yào shén me |
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That' s right, exactly. méi cuò |
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That' s a goodbye kiss. That' s good. nǐ men zài wěn bié, hěn hǎo |
| [21:44.01] |
Byebye. zài jiàn |
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The important thing is, is that you see what I' m saying. zǒng zhī xī wàng nǐ liǎo jiě wǒ de yì sī |
| [21:51.56] |
This is clearly wrong. zhè me zuò bǎi míng shì cuò de |
| [21:55.33] |
I' ve decided I' m gonna let this happen. wǒ jué bú huì xiù shǒu páng guān |
| [21:59.20] |
Can I just get my purse? wǒ yào ná pí bāo |
| [22:01.73] |
Okay, all right, good. hǎo ba, suàn le |
| [22:08.81] |
Cigarettes don' t control you. xiāng yān bù néng kòng zhì nǐ |
| [22:11.41] |
You are a strong, confident woman... nǐ shì jiān qiáng yǒu zì xìn de nǚ xìng |
| [22:14.71] |
... who does not need to smoke. nǐ bù xū yào chōu yān |
| [22:19.55] |
Joey' s your best friend. qiáo yī shì nǐ zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu |
| [22:23.09] |
You wanna make him a cheese sandwich every day. nǐ yào měi tiān wèi tā zuò qǐ sī sān míng zhì |
| [22:29.79] |
And you also wanna buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants. nǐ hái yào sòng tā yī tiáo jī bǎi kuài de kù zi |