| [02:31.-3] |
Hello, people who do not live here. hāi, bú zhù zài zhè lǐ de rén |
| [02:47.-1] |
" Mr. Millionaire. New, from Snooty Playthings. " bǎi wàn fù wēng xiān shēng" zuì xīn wán jù zǔ hé |
| [02:51.-1] |
Third wife sold separately." sān lǎo pó dān dú fā shòu |
| [02:57.-3] |
He' s so funny and so sweet. And I' m not attracted to him at all! tā fēng qù yòu tǐ tiē ér wǒ duì tā méi xìng qù |
| [03:13.-2] |
Lifesized lmperial Storm Troopers from Sharper lmage? yǒu zhēn rén dà xiǎo de " xīng jì dà zhàn" rén wù mó xíng ma? |
| [07:53.-4] |
I really do. wǒ zhēn de tóng yì |
| [08:44.-2] |
You are a petty, petty... xiǎo qì |
| [11:04.-1] |
Happy? shì ma? |
| [11:47.-1] |
Hey, how about this one? It says so in the script! wǒ zhī dào, yīn wèi jù běn zhè me xiě! |
| [12:16.-4] |
Does it bug you? You bug me. nǐ kàn le fán bù fán? nǐ bǐ jiào fán |
| [13:29.-4] |
The door' s closed! I can' t see anything with the door closed! mén guān le, mén guān zhe wǒ kàn bú dào |
| [13:45.-2] |
I' ll go over and I will borrow something! wǒ yào guò qù jiè dōng xī |
| [14:41.-3] |
Oh, that' s so Monica can keep track. zhè yàng mó nī kǎ cái fāng biàn zhuī zōng |
| [16:46.-4] |
Do you know what I mean? Oh, I know. nǐ dǒng ma? wǒ dǒng |
| [17:14.-1] |
I just think, you know... wǒ zhǐ shì jué de |
| [18:03.-3] |
Draw! bá qiāng! |
| [18:31.-4] |
I hate her. I hate her with her " Oh, I' m so talented"... wǒ hèn tā, wǒ hèn tā de " wǒ hǎo yǒu cái huá" |
| [18:47.-2] |
I' m talking about you, you big, big freak. wǒ jiù shì shuō nǐ, zhū tóu |
| [19:54.-2] |
High! lè sǐ le |
| [20:05.-1] |
Yeah, it was definitely... duì, dí què |
| [00:02.71] |
Here you go. Thank you. nǐ de kā fēi xiè xiè |
| [00:06.89] |
" Say, Rachel... ruì qiū |
| [00:08.29] |
... I was wondering if you' d go to a movie with me sometime... yǒu kòng yào bú yào yì qǐ qù kàn diàn yǐng |
| [00:11.52] |
... as my lover." yǐ qíng lǚ de shēn fèn |
| [00:16.39] |
Too out there. tài míng xiǎn le |
| [00:17.86] |
" Maybe you' d like to have dinner with me sometime... gǎi tiān yào bú yào yì qǐ chī fàn |
| [00:21.57] |
... as my lover." yǐ qíng lǚ de shēn fèn |
| [00:27.41] |
All right, let' s go shopping. hǎo, mǎi dōng xi qù |
| [00:29.41] |
Before we go, there' s something I need to say. zǒu zhī qián wǒ yǒu huà yào shuō |
| [00:37.68] |
I' ve kind of had this crush on you. wǒ hěn xǐ huān nǐ |
| [00:41.35] |
Since you were with Ross, I didn' t do anything about it. yǐ qián yǒu luó sī, wǒ bù fāng biàn xíng dòng |
| [00:44.42] |
Now that you' re not, I' d really like to ask you out sometime. jì rán nǐ men fēn shǒu, wǒ xiǎng yuē nǐ chū qù |
| [00:49.03] |
So that' s what I' m doing... wǒ xiàn zài jiù shì zài |
| [00:51.43] |
... now. yuē nǐ |
| [01:08.61] |
I dropped a cup. wǒ diào le yí gè bēi zi |
| [01:11.78] |
The One With the Tiny TShirt běn jí bō chū:" huī bié guò qù" |
| [02:01.00] |
So within a few years, voice recognition... zài guò jǐ nián, yǔ yīn biàn shí xì tǒng |
| [02:04.10] |
... will be standard on any computer. jiāng chéng wéi diàn nǎo jī běn pèi bèi |
| [02:06.57] |
You know, so you could be, like, " Wash my car." " Clean my room." nǐ kě yǐ shuō" qù xǐ chē" " qù dǎ sǎo fáng jiān" |
| [02:11.31] |
It won' t be able to do any of those things, but it' ll understand. diàn nǎo bàn bú dào, dàn shì tīng de dǒng |
| [02:16.58] |
Oh, this was so great. hǎo bàng ō |
| [02:18.02] |
Yeah, it was. shì a |
| [02:21.12] |
All right, then. jiù zhè yàng ba |
| [02:23.92] |
Bye. zài jiàn |
| [02:37.87] |
I gave you a key for emergencies. bèi yòng yào shi shì yǒu jí shì shí yòng de |
| [02:40.37] |
We were out of Doritos. wǒ men méi yǒu duō lì duō zī le |
| [02:44.04] |
Hey, how' d the date go with Mr. Millionaire? gēn bǎi wàn fù wēng de yuē huì rú hé? |
| [02:53.89] |
He' s great. We have such a good time together. tā hěn bàng, wǒ men zài yì qǐ hěn kāi xīn |
| [03:02.39] |
Still? hái shì méi xìng qù? |
| [03:04.40] |
It' s driving me crazy. In every other way, he' s the perfect guy. wǒ kuài fēng le tā zài gè fāng miàn dōu hěn wán měi |
| [03:08.23] |
He has everything. Plus, he actually has everything. tā shén me dōu hǎo, ér qiě shén me dōu yǒu |
| [03:16.24] |
Two. liǎng tào |
| [03:18.31] |
Can Joey and I put them on and fight? qiáo yī hé wǒ kě yǐ ná lái duì dǎ ma? |
| [03:22.91] |
Oh, Mommy! Oh, Daddy! I am a big old baddy lǎo mā, lǎo bà, wǒ shì chāo jí huài xiǎo zi |
| [03:27.92] |
Oh, Mommy! Oh, Daddy! I am a big old baddy lǎo mā, lǎo bà, wǒ shì chāo jí huài xiǎo zi |
| [03:35.56] |
I guess he must' ve gotten the part in that play. tā yí dìng jiē dào nà chū wǔ tái jù le |
| [03:39.03] |
Either that, or Gloria Estefan was right. huò zhèng rú gé luó lì yà yī sī tè fēn suǒ chàng |
| [03:41.23] |
Eventually, the rhythm is going to get you. rén chí zǎo huì suí jié zòu qǐ wǔ |
| [03:49.61] |
Joe, how' s it going? Good. qiáo, nǐ hǎo ma? hěn hǎo |
| [03:59.28] |
So you' re playing Adrianne? nǐ yǎn ài lì ān? |
| [04:01.19] |
Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins? duì, nǐ yǎn zhì zhàng táng gē? |
| [04:05.92] |
No. I' m playing your husband, Victor. I' m Joey Tribbiani. bú shì, wǒ yǎn nǐ de zhàng fū wéi kè qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní |
| [04:09.73] |
Hi. Nice to meet you. Kate Miller. hěn gāo xìng rèn shi nǐ, kǎi tè mǐ lēi |
| [04:19.04] |
So the play' s pretty great, huh? zhè gè jù běn hěn bàng ba? |
| [04:21.71] |
Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Banberry' s work. shì a, wǒ hǎo xǐ huān zhēn nī fú bān bèi lì de zuò pǐn |
| [04:24.41] |
She' s so incisive when it comes to deconstructing the middle class. tā yóu qí néng jīng què de jiě gòu zhōng chǎn jiē jí |
| [04:28.78] |
Oh, forget about it. She rocks! fèi huà nà me duō, zǒng zhī tā chāo lì hài |
| [04:36.62] |
Where do I know you from? wǒ zài nǎ lǐ jiàn guò nǐ? |
| [04:40.29] |
Dr. Drake Ramoray? lā mò ruì yī shēng? |
| [04:43.39] |
Days of our Lives? " wǒ men de suì yuè"? |
| [04:45.16] |
Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat?. " shào nǚ zá zhì" piào xuǎn wèi zuì xiǎng gēn tā yuē huì de shén jīng wài kē yī shēng |
| [04:49.33] |
No, that' s not it. bú shì nà gè |
| [04:52.00] |
So you' re a soap actor. yuán lái nǐ shì lián xù jù yǎn yuán |
| [04:54.01] |
This must be exciting for you, being in a real play. néng yǎn chū wǔ tái jù, nǐ yí dìng hěn xīng fèn |
| [04:57.44] |
Hey, I' ve done plays before. I' m a serious actor. wǒ yě yǎn guò wǔ tái jù wǒ shì zhuān yè yǎn yuán |
| [05:01.68] |
That infomercial! nà zhī gōng yì guǎng gào |
| [05:05.08] |
For the milkcartonspout thing! dào hé zhuāng niú nǎi nà yī zhī |
| [05:07.19] |
You' re the guy who doesn' t know how to pour milk! nǐ shì nà gè bú huì dào niú nǎi de rén |
| [05:11.36] |
I actually can pour milk. But I got you believing that I couldn' t. wǒ huì dào niú nǎi, wǒ bǎ nǐ piàn dào le |
| [05:15.83] |
Now, see, that' s acting. zhè jiù shì yǎn jì |
| [05:18.13] |
Right. At the end, you choked on a cookie. nǐ hái bèi bǐng gān yē dào |
| [05:21.33] |
That was real. nà shi zhēn de |
| [05:24.60] |
I cannot believe Mark asked you out. I know. mǎ kè jū rán yuē nǐ chū qù shì a |
| [05:28.04] |
What are you gonna tell him? nǐ yào zěn me huí dá? |
| [05:30.04] |
I told him I would think about it, but I' m gonna tell him no. wǒ shuō wǒ huì kǎo lǜ, dàn shì wǒ yào jù jué |
| [05:36.38] |
I think I' d say no to anybody right now. wǒ mù qián bù xiǎng yuē huì |
| [05:42.32] |
But it was so strange. I mean, I' m standing there... hào qí guài, zhè yàng yí gè |
| [05:45.79] |
... with this charming, cute guy who' s asking me to go out with him... mí rén yīng jùn de nán rén yuē wǒ chū qù |
| [05:50.33] |
... which I' m allowed to do... ér wǒ yě kě yǐ qù |
| [05:52.46] |
... and I felt guilty, like I' d be cheating on Ross or something. dàn wǒ què yǒu zuì è gǎn fǎng fú nà yàng shì bèi pàn luó sī |
| [05:57.00] |
Wow. So, okay, maybe that means... yě xǔ zhè dài biǎo |
| [06:00.34] |
... you' re not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father. nǐ hái méi yǒu wàng qíng luó sī ér qiě yǒu fù nǚ wèn tí |
| [06:08.25] |
I don' t have issues with my father. So it' s just the Ross thing. wǒ méi yǒu fù nǚ wèn tí nà jiù shì luó sī de wèn tí le |
| [06:14.39] |
I hate this woman! I hate her! wǒ hèn zhè gè nǚ rén, wǒ hèn tā |
| [06:16.55] |
She told everyone about that infomercial... tā dào chù xuān chuán gōng yì guǎng gào de shì |
| [06:19.26] |
... and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks! dà jiā dōu pǎo lái zhǎo wǒ kāi yǐn liào |
| [06:22.66] |
And whenever I can' t do it, they' re all, like, laughing at me! měi cì wǒ dǎ bù kāi, tā men jiù xiào wǒ |
| [06:32.27] |
So Rachel called. ruì qiū dǎ diàn huà lái |
| [06:35.17] |
Wants to see me. shuō xiǎng jiàn wǒ |
| [06:38.08] |
Going over in a minute. wǒ dāi huì r jiù yào guò qù |
| [06:40.38] |
What do you think she wants? Maybe the crazy fog has lifted... nǐ jué de tā yǒu shén me shì? yě xǔ tā máo sè dùn kāi |
| [06:45.18] |
... and she realizes that life without me... fā xiàn méi yǒu wǒ de rén shēng |
| [06:48.59] |
... sucks. shì hēi bái de |
| [06:50.89] |
It' s possible. You are very lovable. I' d miss you if I broke up with you. yǒu kě néng, nǐ hěn kě ài yào shì wǒ gēn nǐ fēn shǒu, yě huì xiǎng niàn nǐ |
| [06:56.89] |
Just trying to be supportive. wǒ xiǎng biǎo dá zhī chí |
| [06:59.73] |
Be supportive like a guy. qǐng yǐ nán rén de fāng shì biǎo dá |
| [07:02.77] |
If I broke up with you, I' d miss you. yào shì wǒ gēn nǐ fēn shǒu, yě huì xiǎng niàn nǐ |
| [07:13.75] |
You wanted to see me? nǐ zhǎo wǒ? |
| [07:20.39] |
Here' s a box of your stuff. zhè yī hé shì nǐ de dōng xī |
| [07:26.62] |
It' s just hats and a shirt and CD' s. Just stuff that you' ve left here. jiù shì mào zi yī fú CD yī xiē nǐ liú zài zhè lǐ de dōng xī |
| [07:32.00] |
What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me or something? nǐ gàn shén me? xiǎng shāng hài wǒ? |
| [07:41.51] |
It just seems that, you know, it' s time we move on. wǒ zhǐ shì jué de wǒ men gāi wǎng qián zǒu le |
| [07:45.64] |
I mean, don' t you think? nǐ bù tóng yì ma? |
| [07:50.68] |
Yes, I do. Good. tóng yì a nà jiù hǎo |
| [07:58.32] |
This was a gift. zhè shì wǒ sòng nǐ de |
| [08:00.53] |
You got that for free from the museum gift shop. nà shi bó wù guǎn lǐ pǐn bù de zèng pǐn |
| [08:04.03] |
It' s still a gift. tā yí yàng shì lǐ wù |
| [08:05.93] |
I got it from the " gift" shop. wǒ shì cóng" lǐ pǐn bù" ná dào de |
| [08:10.10] |
Okay! All right! Give me the mug! I' ll keep the mug! hǎo, gěi wǒ, wǒ liú zhe jiù shì le |
| [08:13.37] |
Don' t do me any favors. bù bì jiǎ hǎo xīn |
| [08:15.11] |
In fact... jì rán rú cǐ |
| [08:17.28] |
... where' s the rest of my stuff? Like my.... qí tā de dōng xī ne? xiàng |
| [08:22.38] |
This book is mine! zhè běn shū shì wǒ de |
| [08:26.78] |
And that Tshirt you sleep in? I' d like that back too. Yes, I do. nǐ dàng chéng shuì yī chuān de T xù ne? wǒ yào ná huí lái |
| [08:32.86] |
You know how much I love that Tshirt. You never even wear that Tshirt. nǐ míng zhī wǒ hěn xǐ huān nà jiàn yī fú nǐ gēn běn méi zài chuān |
| [08:37.70] |
I' m just trying to help you " move on." wǒ shì zài bāng nǐ wǎng qián zǒu |
| [08:41.17] |
Oh, you are a petty man. nǐ zhēn xiǎo qì |
| [08:46.34] |
Petty... ... petty, petty... xiǎo qì |
| [08:48.01] |
... small.... ... small.... xiǎo xīn yǎn |
| [08:53.31] |
You are so just doing this out of spite. nǐ shì gù yì yào qì wǒ de |
| [08:57.68] |
I' m gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt! wǒ huì yī zhí chuān zhe, wǒ ài zhè jiàn yī fú |
| [09:01.39] |
You haven' t worn it since you were 15! It doesn' t even fit you anymore! nǐ 15 suì zhī hòu jiù méi chuān guò le gēn běn sāi bù xià |
| [09:17.00] |
fǎ lán jī shuō: fàng qīng sōng |
| [09:21.84] |
If you don' t mind, I' m gonna take the rest of my stuff... bù hǎo yì sī, wǒ yào bǎ dōng xī ná zǒu le |
| [09:25.78] |
... and " relax"... wǒ yào qù fàng qīng sōng |
| [09:28.78] |
... in my favorite shirt. chuān zhe wǒ zuì ài de yī fú |
| [09:32.78] |
You have a pleasant evening. zhù nǐ jīn wǎn yú kuài |
| [09:44.70] |
So you' re, like, a zillionaire. nǐ shì yì zhào fù wēng |
| [09:48.37] |
And you' re our age. You' re our age. què gēn wǒ men chà bù duō dà |
| [09:51.40] |
You know what? You should buy a state... nǐ zhī dào ma? nǐ yīng gāi mǎi xià yī ge zhōu |
| [09:54.27] |
... and then just name it after yourself. qǔ nǐ zì jǐ de míng zì |
| [09:57.07] |
Like," Pete Dakota"? lì rú bǐ dá kē tǎ? |
| [10:00.14] |
Or " MississiPete." huò shì mì xī xī bǐ tè |
| [10:03.75] |
I got it: " Pete Chicago." wǒ zhī dào le: bǐ zhī jiā gē |
| [10:08.25] |
That' s not a state, Joe. zhī jiā gē bú shì zhōu |
| [10:10.62] |
Oh, and " MississiPete" is? mì xī xī bǐ tè jiù shì? |
| [10:15.16] |
I gotta go. wǒ gāi zǒu le |
| [10:17.23] |
I' ll see you guys later. gǎi tiān jiàn |
| [10:18.90] |
You' re our age. nǐ gēn wǒ men chà bù duō dà |
| [10:22.93] |
So are we on for tomorrow? míng tiān zài jiàn? |
| [10:24.90] |
Absolutely. hǎo |
| [10:28.07] |
Now, get out of here, you! kuài zǒu ba |
| [10:36.65] |
Okay, I' m running out of places I can touch him. wǒ kuài yào mò dì fāng kě yǐ mō le |
| [10:40.42] |
Is something wrong with me? wǒ yǒu máo bìng ma? |
| [10:42.15] |
Why am I only attracted to guys with no future? wǒ wèi hé zǒng shì xǐ huān méi yǒu wèi lái de rén |
| [10:45.12] |
Either they' re too old, or they' re too young. bú shì tài lǎo, jiù shì tài xiǎo |
| [10:48.00] |
And there' s Pete, who' s crazy about me... bǐ tè zhè me xǐ huān wǒ |
| [10:50.36] |
... and he' s absolutely perfect, and there' s zip going on! ér qiě zhè me wán měi, wǒ men yòu hé de lái |
| [10:53.93] |
Does it sound like something' s wrong with me? wǒ shì bú shì yǒu shén me máo bìng? |
| [10:56.37] |
Yeah, kind of. hǎo xiàng shì |
| [11:00.81] |
Happy? Is that what I' m supposed to be, Vic? wǒ yīng gāi gǎn dào kāi xīn ma? |
| [11:05.48] |
Why don' t you tell me what you' re supposed to be? bù rú yóu nǐ lái gào sù wǒ |
| [11:08.35] |
Because I sure as hell can' t figure it out! yīn wèi wǒ shí zài gǎo bu dǒng |
| [11:10.82] |
I talk to you, and nothing! wǒ men de jiāo tán méi yǒu gǎn qíng |
| [11:13.35] |
You look at me, and it' s nothing! nǐ kàn zhe wǒ de yǎn shén méi yǒu gǎn qíng |
| [11:19.12] |
Nothing. shén me dōu méi yǒu |
| [11:23.03] |
Tasty. yǒu yì sī |
| [11:25.80] |
I' m really starting to feel like you guys have a history. It' s nice. wǒ kāi shǐ jué de nǐ men yǒu yuān yuán le, hěn hǎo |
| [11:30.13] |
I have a question about this scene. wǒ duì zhè chǎng xì yǒu gè yí wèn |
| [11:33.34] |
I don' t understand why Adrianne' s attracted to Victor. ài lì ān wèi shí me huì xǐ huān wéi kè? |
| [11:37.21] |
Peel the onion. nǐ yào chōu sī bāo jiǎn |
| [11:40.08] |
First of all, he' s goodlooking. dì yī, tā hěn shuài |
| [11:43.88] |
My character needs a bit more of a reason than that. wǒ de jué sè xū yào gèng hǎo de lǐ yóu |
| [11:53.26] |
I don' t know why my character likes you either. wǒ yě bù zhī dào wéi kè wèi shí me xǐ huān nǐ |
| [11:56.33] |
I mean, it says in the script that you' re a bitch. jù běn shàng shuō nǐ shì gè jiàn rén |
| [12:00.10] |
lt doesn' t say that in the script. lt does in mine. jù běn shàng méi xiě wǒ zhè yī běn yǒu |
| [12:06.27] |
I can blowdry it, gel it. It doesn' t matter. wǒ chuī gān shàng fā jiāo, hái shì yí yàng |
| [12:09.27] |
I still wind up with this little... hái shì yǒu yī zuǒ |
| [12:11.34] |
... cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. It' s so annoying. xiàng shì bèi niú tiǎn guò de tóu fà, fán sǐ le |
| [12:31.46] |
Is there any chance you didn' t see that? nǐ huì bú huì gāng hǎo méi kàn dào? |
| [12:38.34] |
Ross, you gotta stop, okay? luó sī, bié zài kàn le |
| [12:40.81] |
You can' t stare through the peephole for three hours. nǐ bù néng zài nà li miáo shàng sān xiǎo shí |
| [12:46.38] |
You' re gonna get peepeye. nǐ huì de tōu kuī yǎn |
| [12:49.08] |
I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him. wǒ jiù zhī dào, wǒ jiù zhī dào tā xǐ huān tā |
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She' d say no, but here we are. We just broke up, first thing she does! tā yī zhí fǒu rèn, jié guǒ ne wǒ men cái gāng fēn shǒu, tā jiù pò gōng le |
| [12:57.22] |
You didn' t " just break up." nǐ men méi yǒu" cái gāng fēn shǒu" |
| [12:59.00] |
It' s been, like, three weeks! cái sān ge xīng qī |
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You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. nǐ bú dào sān xiǎo shí jiù gēn bié rén shàng chuáng |
| [13:05.23] |
I mean, bullets have left guns slower. lián zǐ dàn dōu méi zhè me kuài |
| [13:09.17] |
Here they come! Here they tā men huí lái le |
| [13:11.20] |
If she kisses him good night, I' ll kill myself. yào shì tā gēn tā wěn bié, wǒ huì zì shā |
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I can' t watch. wǒ kàn bù xià qù le |
| [13:17.04] |
Come on. Date over! Date over! yuē huì gāi jié shù le |
| [13:19.84] |
Here we go. She' s going in. méi shì, tā yào jìn qù le |
| [13:22.85] |
She' s going in. tā yào jìn qù le |
| [13:24.22] |
Wait! He' s going in! tā yě yào jìn qù |
| [13:27.35] |
He' s going in! tā jìn qù le |
| [13:33.19] |
And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave. mén de fā míng zhě kě yǐ ān xī le |
| [13:37.36] |
I have to do something. I have to stop it! wǒ dé xiǎng bàn fǎ zǔ zhǐ |
| [13:40.03] |
Stop what? I don' t know. zǔ zhǐ shén me? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [13:42.13] |
But I have a feeling my being there will do it. dàn zhǐ yào wǒ guò qù jiù xíng le |
| [13:47.71] |
Juice! I need juice! guǒ zhī! wǒ yào hē guǒ zhī |
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You can' t! bù xíng |
| [13:51.74] |
They must be stopped! I am your friend... yí dìng yào zǔ zhǐ tā men wǒ shì nǐ de péng yǒu |
| [13:54.28] |
... and I won' t let you do this! wǒ bú huì ràng nǐ zhè me zuò |
| [13:56.48] |
You are surprisingly strong! nǐ hái zhēn qiáng zhuàng |
| [13:59.65] |
I need juice! People need juice! Look, man.... wǒ yào hē guǒ zhī, rén dōu yào hē guǒ zhī tīng wǒ shuō |
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People need juice! Listen to me! rén dōu yào hē guǒ zhī tīng wǒ shuō! |
| [14:10.13] |
She' s moving on. If it' s not this guy, it' s gonna be somebody else. tā wǎng qián zǒu le jiù suàn bú shì tā, yě huì yǒu bié rén |
| [14:14.57] |
And unless you' re thinking about subletting my peephole... chú fēi nǐ dǎ suàn zū xià zhè gè kuī kǒng |
| [14:17.74] |
... you' ll have to get used to the fact that it' s over! fǒu zé nǐ jiù dé miàn duì fēn shǒu de shì shí |
| [14:21.17] |
Okay, man? It' s over. hǎo ma? jié shù le |
| [14:30.75] |
It' s just I miss her so much. wǒ zhēn de hěn xiǎng tā |
| [14:34.49] |
I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [14:38.46] |
Why do your coffee mugs have numbers? kā fēi bēi wèi shí me yǒu biān hào? |
| [14:43.83] |
So if one of them' s missing, she can be like," Where' s number 27?" yào shì shǎo le yí gè tā jiù kě yǐ shuō 27 hào bēi ne? |
| [14:56.67] |
You know what? nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [14:57.84] |
No, and I don' t think I' m gonna want to. bù zhī dào, yě bù xiǎng zhī dào |
| [15:01.35] |
I can' t do this. That' s what I didn' t want to know. wǒ bàn bú dào wǒ jiù shì bù xiǎng zhī dào zhè jiàn shì |
| [15:05.35] |
Oh, I' m just doing this for the wrong reasons, you know? wǒ de chū fā diǎn shì cuò de |
| [15:09.52] |
I' m doing it to get back at Ross. wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng bào fù luó sī |
| [15:11.69] |
I' m sorry. It' s not very fair to you. duì bù qǐ, zhè yàng duì nǐ bù gōng píng |
| [15:17.36] |
Fair, shmair. You know? qù tā de gōng píng |
| [15:19.23] |
You wanna get back at Ross, I am here for you. nǐ xiǎng bào fù luó sī, jǐn guǎn zhǎo wǒ |
| [15:23.67] |
Really. zhēn de |
| [15:25.04] |
I say we get back at him right here on this couch. Right here! wǒ men jiù zài zhè zhāng shā fā shàng bào fù tā ba |
| [15:31.41] |
Oh, my God. tiān na |
| [15:35.25] |
I' m sorry about this. hěn bào qiàn |
| [15:38.32] |
That' s okay. méi guān xì |
| [15:41.59] |
You sure? nǐ què dìng? |
| [15:45.56] |
I can just go home and get back at him by myself. wǒ kě yǐ huí qù zì jǐ bào fù tā |
| [15:52.43] |
and should become the penicillin of the 2 1st century. jiāng chéng wéi 21 shì jì de pán ní xī lín |
| [15:55.67] |
And so today, this hospital is about to take major steps... suǒ yǐ jīn tiān, běn yuàn jiāng cháo lǐng dǎo gǎi gé |
| [15:59.70] |
... toward leading that revolution. kuà chū yī dà bù |
| [16:03.87] |
Can I ask you something? wèn nǐ yī jiàn shì |
| [16:09.41] |
Where are we? mù qián shì shén me zhuàng kuàng? |
| [16:11.42] |
Well, with all these doctors and nurses... yǒu zhè me duō yī shēng hù shì zài chǎng |
| [16:15.00] |
... I' m gonna say," Midget Rodeo." yīng gāi shì xiǎo xíng mǎ shù biǎo yǎn |
| [16:18.00] |
Just tell me the truth. gēn wǒ shuō shí huà |
| [16:24.93] |
You know, I don' t think I told you this... wǒ yīng gāi méi yǒu gào sù nǐ |
| [16:27.83] |
... but I just recently got out of a serious relationship. wǒ gāng jié shù yī duàn hěn rèn zhēn de gǎn qíng |
| [16:31.44] |
Oh, right. Wasn' t that a year ago? yī nián qián duì ba? |
| [16:35.84] |
So I did tell you. yuán lái wǒ shuō guò le |
| [16:38.18] |
That' s not really the thing. qí shí bú shì zhè gè yuán yīn |
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I' m just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. wǒ mù qián xiǎng bǎ zhù yì lì fàng zài zì jǐ shēn shàng |
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I so want to be attracted to you. But you' re not. Okay. Good. wǒ yě xiǎng duì nǐ yǒu xìng qù dàn shì nǐ méi yǒu, hǎo |
| [16:55.03] |
I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [16:58.70] |
You know what? Don' t be. bù bì duì bù qǐ |
| [17:01.57] |
Don' t be, because it' s not so bad. zhēn de, méi yǒu nà me zāo |
| [17:04.54] |
It' s not? zhēn de? |
| [17:05.57] |
Yeah. I know I' m no Jon Bon Jovi. wǒ yòu bú shì qiáng bāng qiáo fēi |
| [17:10.54] |
Or someone you find attractive. huò shì shén me yǒu mèi lì de rén |
| [17:16.31] |
... that you might end up feeling differently. nǐ de gǎn jué huò xǔ huì biàn |
| [17:23.39] |
I don' t want this to come out wrong... nǐ bié wù huì |
| [17:26.46] |
... but you' re awfully confident for a guy I said I wasn' t attracted to. dàn shì yǐ bèi jù jué de rén lái shuō nǐ hái zhēn yǒu zì xìn |
| [17:30.66] |
Stupidly charming, isn' t it? shǎ de hěn kě ài ba? |
| [17:35.50] |
You wanna get something to eat? This place is kind of depressing. yào bú yào qù chī fàn? zhè lǐ mán lìng rén jǔ sàng de |
| [17:40.60] |
Now the man who made all of this possible, Mr. Peter Becker. wǒ men huān yíng mù hòu gōng chén bǐ tè bèi kè xiān shēng |
| [17:46.14] |
One second. děng yī xià |
| [17:55.02] |
I don' t think this town is big enough for the both of us to relax in. yī shān bù róng èr hǔ, yī chén bù shì èr zhǔ |
| [18:08.00] |
I wasn' t doing anything. wǒ shén me yě méi zuò |
| [18:16.87] |
What did she do now? tā yòu zěn me le? |
| [18:18.84] |
Just because she went to Yale, she thinks she' s the greatest actress... tā zài yē lǔ niàn xì jù jiù zì yǐ wéi bǐ |
| [18:23.78] |
... since sliced bread. qiē piàn tǔ sī lì hài |
| [18:27.05] |
Ah, Sliced Bread. A wonderful Lady Macbeth. qiē piàn tǔ sī tā de mǎ kè bái fū rén shì yī jué |
| [18:34.89] |
... and " Oh, I' m so pretty," and " Oh, I smell so good." " wǒ hǎo piào liàng"" wǒ hǎo xiāng" |
| [18:39.83] |
I think somebody has a crush on somebody. yǒu mǒu rén xǐ huān shàng mǒu rén luó |
| [18:42.37] |
Can we please try and stay focused on my problem here? qǐng zhuān xīn tǎo lùn wǒ de wèn tí hǎo ma? |
| [18:54.31] |
You' re out of your mind! shǎo lái le |
| [18:56.38] |
You' ve done nothing but talk about her for 48 hours. zhè liǎng tiān nǐ kāi kǒu bì kǒu dōu shì tā |
| [18:59.25] |
If you were in school, you' d be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now. yào shì zài xué xiào lǐ nǐ yǐ jīng zài lā tā de biàn zi tuī tā le |
| [19:04.22] |
Then how come I keep thinking about her... nà wèi shí me wǒ lǎo shì xiǎng zhe |
| [19:06.82] |
... in all these sexual scenarios and stuff? yào yòng gè zhǒng zī shì gēn tā hēi xiū? |
| [19:16.10] |
Happy? Is that what I' m supposed to be, Vic? Happy? wǒ yīng gāi gǎn dào kāi xīn, shì ma? |
| [19:20.40] |
Why don' t you tell me what you' re supposed to be, huh? bù rú yóu nǐ lái gào sù wǒ |
| [19:23.51] |
Because I sure as hell can' t figure it out. yīn wèi wǒ shí zài gǎo bu dǒng |
| [19:26.08] |
I talk to you, and it' s nothing. wǒ men de jiāo tán méi yǒu gǎn qíng |
| [19:28.71] |
You look at me, and nothing. nǐ kàn zhe wǒ de yǎn shén méi yǒu gǎn qíng |
| [19:44.46] |
Nothing. shén me dōu méi yǒu |
| [19:47.80] |
You guys make me fly! nǐ men ràng wǒ lè fān tiān le |
| [19:56.44] |
Okay, we' re gonna pick it up here, tomorrow. míng tiān zài jì xù pái |
| [20:01.55] |
Well, that was.... Better? gāng cái hǎo duō le? |
| [20:07.58] |
... an improvement. yǒu jìn bù |
| [20:10.65] |
Good night. Kate. zài jiàn kǎi tè |
| [20:14.73] |
You forgot your shoes. nǐ wàng le ná xié zǐ |
| [20:18.56] |
I' m probably gonna need those, huh? bù chuān xié zǐ kǒng pà bù xíng |
| [20:26.07] |
Hey, listen... kǎi tè |
| [20:28.61] |
... you feel like getting a cup of coffee? yào bú yào qù hē bēi kā fēi? |
| [20:32.31] |
Kate... kǎi tè |
| [20:33.48] |
... you ready to go? kě yǐ zǒu le ma? |
| [20:37.18] |
Very nice. Very nice. hěn hǎo, fēi cháng hǎo |
| [20:44.79] |
See you tomorrow? Yeah. Sure. míng tiān jiàn hǎo |
| [20:46.92] |
Right. Good night. zài jiàn wǎn ān |
| [21:01.61] |
Why isn' t it " Spiderman"? wèi shí me méi yǒu zhī zhū màn? |
| [21:04.11] |
Like Goldman, Silverman? xiàng shì jīn màn xí wéi màn |
| [21:06.84] |
Because it' s not his last name. yīn wèi nà bú shì tā de xìng |
| [21:09.65] |
It isn' t? bú shì ma? |
| [21:10.71] |
It' s not, like... tā yòu bù jiào |
| [21:12.68] |
... Phil Spiderman. fēi ěr zhī zhū màn |
| [21:17.39] |
He' s a Spider... tā shì gè zhī zhū |
| [21:18.79] |
... man. rén |
| [21:21.49] |
You know, like, Goldman is a last name. xiàng jīn màn shì xìng shì |
| [21:24.80] |
But there' s no Gold Man. dàn shì méi yǒu jīn rén |
| [21:29.90] |
There should be a Gold Man! yīng gāi yào yǒu jīn rén |
| [21:36.04] |
How was work? Oh, great. gōng zuò shùn lì ma? hěn hǎo |
| [21:37.74] |
Although I did sit down where there wasn' t a chair. bù guò wǒ bù xiǎo xīn shuāi dào dì shàng |
| [21:41.58] |
By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff. luó sī ná le yī hé nǐ de dōng xī lái |
| [21:44.21] |
Oh. Well, I guess I had that one coming. yì liào zhōng shì |
| [21:48.02] |
I' m just gonna throw it out. It' s probably just shampoo and zhí jiē rēng diào ba, hái bú shì xǐ fā jīng |
| [21:53.22] |
Something wrong? zěn me le? |
| [22:04.03] |
No. Nothing. méi shì |
| [22:12.84] |
So what kind of powers would " Gold Man" have? jīn rén yǒu shén me chāo néng lì? |
| [22:17.61] |
Okay. Well, he would turn things to gold. tā néng bǎ dōng xī biàn chéng jīn zi |
| [22:21.39] |
And things that are already gold? His work is done. yǐ jīng shì jīn zi de dōng xī ne? nà jiù shì wán chéng rèn wù le |
| [22:27.19] |
Let' s play my game. lái wán wǒ de yóu xì |
| [22:29.89] |
All right, you yellowbellied, lilylivered nǐ zhè gè zhōng kàn bu zhōng yòng de |
| [22:33.83] |
Draw! bá qiāng! |
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Yeah, it' s fun. hǎo wán |