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Average height... bù gāo bù ǎi |
| [07:10.-3] |
We' re adding operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training? wǒ men yǒu jiā pài jiē xiàn shēng zhuān xīn xùn liàn, hǎo ma? |
| [08:06.-4] |
No boomboom before big fight! dà sài zhī qián bù zhǔn hēi xiū |
| [10:07.-2] |
I' m telling you, I need some smacks. gào sù nǐ, wǒ xū yào bèi dǎ |
| [16:18.-2] |
... the way that you occasionally... nǐ ǒu ěr huì |
| [20:02.-3] |
... and a severely bruised Adam' s apple, but that really hurt. hóu jié yán zhòng yū shāng dàn nǐ de huà zuì shāng rén |
| [22:02.-1] |
Bruiser is charging! " zhòng shāng hài" jìn gōng le |
| [00:02.13] |
Do you think there' s a town in Missouri or someplace... huì bú huì yǒu něi gè dì fāng yǒu gè chéng zhèn |
| [00:05.77] |
... called Sample? míng jiào" yàng běn"? |
| [00:07.40] |
And as you' re driving into the town, there' s a sign and it says: dāng nǐ kāi chē qù nà lǐ biāo zhì shàng huì xiě zhe |
| [00:11.57] |
" You' re in Sample." " nǐ zài yàng běn lǐ" |
| [00:17.88] |
How did it go with Pete? Tell us. nǐ gēn bǐ tè zěn yàng le? kuài shuō |
| [00:20.08] |
You' re not gonna believe this. So I go nǐ men yí dìng bú huì xiāng xìn, wǒ qù |
| [00:22.62] |
I' m sorry. Excuse us. hěn bào qiàn |
| [00:27.89] |
It' s a little crowded. Do you mind? Could you skooch? diàn lǐ yǒu diǎn jǐ, kě yǐ yì qǐ zuò ma? nuó yī xià |
| [00:31.26] |
Move over just a little bit. shāo wēi nuó yī xià |
| [00:34.30] |
IKeep on skooching. zài nuó |
| [00:37.17] |
So, guys, listen. I go over there and, you know, I' m zǒng zhī wǒ qù zhǎo tā, rán hòu |
| [00:40.90] |
Why? What is wrong with me? wèi shí me? wǒ nǎ lǐ bù hǎo? |
| [00:43.14] |
What' s the matter? Tim... zěn me le? tí mǔ |
| [00:45.24] |
... I have a feeling... wǒ yǒu yī zhǒng gǎn jué |
| [00:47.18] |
... my wife is sleeping with her gynecologist. wǒ lǎo pó hé tā de fù kē yī shēng yǒu yī tuǐ |
| [00:53.75] |
How do you know? nǐ zěn me zhī dào? |
| [00:55.25] |
He' s got access. I know. tā yǒu guǎn dào wǒ zhī dào |
| [00:58.85] |
It' s a feeling you get. wǒ jiù shì gǎn jué de dào |
| [01:00.66] |
Like when you' re in somebody else' s bowling shoes? jiù xiàng chuān dào bié rén de bǎo líng qiú xié? |
| [01:03.12] |
That' s the one. méi cuò |
| [01:05.69] |
So you went to Pete' s. What happened? nǐ qù le bǐ tè jiā rán hòu ne? |
| [01:08.33] |
Why is this happening to me? wǒ wèi shí me zhè me dǎo méi? |
| [01:10.90] |
Maybe it' s my wound. yě xǔ shì wǒ de shāng kǒu hài de |
| [01:12.93] |
Forget it. suàn le |
| [01:15.70] |
It' s not healed yet? nǐ de shāng hái méi hǎo? |
| [01:17.37] |
It' s oozing! tā yī zhí zài shèn xuè |
| [01:19.24] |
Would you pass the cream? There' s the cream. qǐng bǎ nǎi jīng gěi wǒ zài nà biān |
| [01:21.91] |
Thank you very much. xiè xiè nǐ |
| [01:24.38] |
Tomas, this is gonna be hard, but I wanted it to come from me. tāng mǎ sī, wǒ xiǎng qīn kǒu gào sù nǐ |
| [01:28.55] |
What is it? I' ve been sleeping with your wife. shén me shì? shì wǒ gēn nǐ lǎo pó yǒu yī tuǐ |
| [01:31.49] |
You' re the gynecologist? nǐ shì tā de fù kē yī shēng? |
| [01:32.82] |
I' m trying to have a private conversation. wǒ zài tán sī shì |
| [01:37.26] |
Can I have a napkin? Could you please hand me a napkin? wǒ yào zhǐ jīn, qǐng ná gěi wǒ |
| [01:40.36] |
Just give me the thing, all right? ná lái la! |
| [01:44.23] |
Enough! gòu le |
| [01:45.37] |
And you are no longer my friend! nǐ bú shì wǒ de péng yǒu le |
| [01:47.90] |
We are finished! Nada! No more! wǒ men ēn duàn yì jué! yī dāo liǎng duàn! |
| [01:50.17] |
You are a bastard for doing that! nǐ jìng rán zuò zhè zhǒng shì |
| [01:52.37] |
Stay away from me! lí wǒ yuǎn yì diǎn |
| [01:54.71] |
Come back! nǐ huí lái |
| [02:04.09] |
So what were you gonna tell us? nǐ gāng cái yào shuō shí mǒ? |
| [02:07.89] |
I have no idea. wǒ wàng le |
| [02:11.36] |
The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion běn jí bō chū:" dòu zhèn jù lè bù" |
| [03:00.58] |
What was the big news Pete wanted to tell you? bǐ tè xiǎng gào sù nǐ shén me dà xiāo xī? |
| [03:03.48] |
Or should I say," Mrs. Monica Becker"? wǒ gāi jiào nǐ mó nī kǎ bèi kè tài tài ma? |
| [03:06.48] |
Oh, keep your name. Don' t take his name. bǎo liú nǐ de xìng, bú yào guān tā de xìng |
| [03:09.15] |
He didn' t ask me to marry him. tā méi yǒu xiàng wǒ qiú hūn |
| [03:11.42] |
Then definitely don' t take his name! nà jué duì bú yào guān tā de xìng |
| [03:15.36] |
He wanted to tell me he' s going to compete in some Ultimate... tā yào cān jiā yí gè shén me |
| [03:19.03] |
... Fighting Competition thingy. zhōng jí gé dòu bǐ sài |
| [03:21.03] |
Pete? Why? What is it? bǐ tè? nà shi shén me? |
| [03:23.67] |
I don' t know exactly. It' s sort of like wrestling. wǒ yě bù qīng chǔ, yǒu diǎn xiàng shuāi jiǎo |
| [03:27.57] |
But without the costumes. dàn bù yòng chuān biǎo yǎn fú |
| [03:30.74] |
And it' s not fake. It' s totally brutal. nà shi wán zhēn de, fēi cháng yě mán |
| [03:33.17] |
It' s two guys in the ring and the rules are," There are no rules"! liǎng gè rén zài chǎng zhōng sī shā guī zé shì méi yǒu guī zé |
| [03:38.21] |
You can bite and pull people' s hair and stuff? kě yǐ yǎo rén chě bié rén de tóu fà? |
| [03:41.02] |
Anything goes except eyegouging and fishhooking. dōu kě yǐ, chú le chuō yǎn jīng hé yú gōu shǒu |
| [03:44.52] |
What' s fishhooking? What' s fishhook shén me shì yú gōu shǒu? jiù shì |
| [03:49.56] |
Thanks. That would have been hard to describe. xiè le, bù rán hái zhēn nán xíng róng |
| [03:52.89] |
What is that taste? shén me wèi dào? |
| [03:55.10] |
My hands are totally clean. I just gave the duck a bath. wǒ de shǒu hěn gān jìng wǒ gāng bāng yā zǐ xǐ wán zǎo |
| [04:02.54] |
Thanks for the warm welcome. xiè xiè gè wèi de rè liè huān yíng |
| [04:04.31] |
It' s good to have you guys on my team. I come to play. I hope you do too. hěn gāo xìng yǒu gè wèi de jiā rù wǒ yào dà zhǎn shēn shǒu, xī wàng nǐ men yě shì |
| [04:08.94] |
Let' s go out there and get them! And remember: qù gěi tā men hǎo kàn ba, jì zhù |
| [04:11.65] |
There is no " I" in " team." tuán duì dāng zhōng méi yǒu gè rén |
| [04:14.45] |
Yes, but there' s two in " martini." So, everybody, back to my office. jiǔ hòu bù rèn zhàng, huí wǒ nà lǐ qù ba |
| [04:19.45] |
You! Chuckles. What' s your name? nà gè xī pí xiào liǎn de, nǐ jiào shén me? |
| [04:22.56] |
It' s Bing, sir. I' m sorry. I was just.... wǒ shì bīn, hěn bào qiàn, wǒ zhǐ shì |
| [04:24.89] |
No, no. I heard what you said. Funny. I like funny. wǒ tīng dào nǐ shuō de huà le hěn yǒu qù, wǒ xǐ huān |
| [04:28.60] |
This team' s about hard work, but it' s also about having fun. wǒ men yào nǔ lì, yě yào jìn xìng |
| [04:31.67] |
Good to have you aboard, Bing! hěn gāo xìng yǒu nǐ jiā rù, bīn |
| [04:40.91] |
That' s right. Ryder. duì, ruì dé |
| [04:43.14] |
Winona Ryder for six. wēi nuò nà ruì dé yào dìng liù ge wèi zi |
| [04:48.12] |
Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [04:49.32] |
Yeah. We have the reservations. dìng dào wèi zi le |
| [04:52.32] |
All right, buddy! Way to go! gàn dé hǎo |
| [04:57.00] |
Dude, what are you doing? lǎo xiōng, nǐ gàn shén me? |
| [04:59.00] |
Thank you. My boss keeps slapping my butt, and acting like it' s no big deal. shuō de hǎo, wǒ shàng sī yī zhí pāi wǒ hái yī liǎn bù zài hu |
| [05:03.63] |
What' d you do about it? nà nǐ zěn me bàn? |
| [05:05.37] |
I didn' t do anything. I didn' t want to be the guy... méi zěn me bàn, wǒ bù xiǎng dāng |
| [05:08.37] |
... who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom. duì shàng sī yǒu yì jiàn de rén |
| [05:12.11] |
I gotta tell you, I think it' s okay to be that guy. wǒ jué de dāng nà gè rén wú suǒ wèi |
| [05:16.44] |
Maybe it' s that jock thing. yě xǔ tā zài xué yùn dòng yuán |
| [05:18.11] |
You know, how football players pat each other after touchdowns. zú qiú yuán dá zhèn zhī hòu dōu huì pāi lái pāi qù |
| [05:24.15] |
You know, I don' t understand guys. wǒ shí zài bù liǎo jiě nán rén |
| [05:26.55] |
I mean, I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew... wǒ yào chēng zàn mó nī kǎ zhǔ de dùn cài hǎo chī |
| [05:30.19] |
... by, you know, grabbing her boob. |
| [05:34.30] |
I know. For a really great stew, you' d just... rú guǒ zhēn de hěn hǎo chī |
| [05:36.73] |
... stick your head in between them. yīng gāi zhí jiē bǎ liǎn mái jìn qù |
| [05:40.23] |
Can we please go eat? kě yǐ chī fàn le ma? |
| [05:41.90] |
Yeah, what are we getting? Anything but stew. yào chī shén me? bú yào chī dùn cài jiù hǎo |
| [05:46.01] |
So from now on, don' t give your boss a chance to get you. cóng jīn yǐ hòu bié ràng nǐ de shàng sī dǎi dào jī huì |
| [05:49.74] |
Don' t turn your back to him. bié bǎ bèi bù duì zhe tā |
| [05:52.08] |
Or you could teach him a lesson, you know? nǐ yě kě yǐ gěi tā yí gè jiào xùn |
| [05:54.88] |
What you do is rub something that smells really bad on your butt, right? |
| [05:59.69] |
Then, when he goes to smack you, his hand will smell. tā pāi le nǐ zhī hòu, shǒu jiù huì hěn chòu |
| [06:05.89] |
Now, what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad? yǒu shén me hěn chòu de dōng xī kě yǐ ná lái tú? |
| [06:12.50] |
What if Joey was President? rú guǒ qiáo yī shì zǒng tǒng gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [06:17.94] |
Can I ask you something? néng bù néng wèn nǐ yī jiàn shì? |
| [06:20.04] |
Okay, you can totally say no... nǐ kě yǐ fǎn duì |
| [06:22.01] |
... but would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date? wǒ kě yǐ bāng luó sī jiè shào nǚ péng yǒu ma? |
| [06:28.25] |
With who? shuí? |
| [06:29.38] |
My friend Bonnie. She always thought Ross was cute... wǒ de péng yǒu bāng nī tā yī zhí jué de luó sī hěn kě ài |
| [06:32.42] |
... and she asked if I could set it up. wèn wǒ néng bù néng qiān xiàn |
| [06:35.26] |
But if that' s not cool.... Which one is Bonnie? rú guǒ nǐ huì zài yì bāng nī shì nǎ yī ge? |
| [06:38.23] |
You remember her from my birthday party? tā lái cān jiā guò wǒ de qìng shēng huì |
| [06:43.30] |
... medium build, bald.... bù shòu bù pàng, lǐ guāng tóu |
| [06:49.40] |
That' s fine. méi guān xì |
| [06:51.44] |
Great! Okay! Good for you! All right! tài bàng le, hěn hǎo |
| [07:00.28] |
You are iron! You are steel! nǐ shì tiě! nǐ shì gāng! |
| [07:03.82] |
Let me ask you, how come when I call your computer support line... wǒ wèn nǐ wèi hé dǎ qù nǐ de diàn nǎo kè fú bù |
| [07:07.59] |
... I have to wait an hour and a half? dé děng shàng yī ge bàn xiǎo shí? |
| [07:13.63] |
It' s just hard when I know I have email I can' t get. yī xiǎng dào yǒu yóu jiàn què shōu bú dào wǒ jiù xīn fán |
| [07:23.17] |
Hi, honey. qīn ài de |
| [07:24.27] |
On the table. On the table, please. pā shǎng qù |
| [07:30.01] |
So listen, my friends were telling me a little bit about... wǒ de péng yǒu gēn wǒ tán dào |
| [07:33.45] |
... this Ultimate Fighting thing. zhōng jí gé dòu de shì |
| [07:35.48] |
It sounds really dangerous. tīng qǐ lái hěn wēi xiǎn |
| [07:37.69] |
I don' t want you to get hurt because I kind of like you. wǒ bù xī wàng nǐ shòu shāng yīn wèi wǒ mán xǐ huān nǐ de |
| [07:41.00] |
I don' t want to get hurt either. I' m being smart about this. wǒ yě bù xiǎng shòu shāng, wǒ hěn jīng míng |
| [07:44.66] |
See these guys? They' re the best trainers in the world. nǐ kàn zhèi xiē rén tā men shì shì jiè dǐng jiān de jiào liàn |
| [07:47.93] |
And Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. xīng yǐ qián shì zhí yè shā shǒu |
| [07:51.53] |
A house painter! He used to be a house painter! fěn shuā gōng rén, tā yǐ qián shì fěn shuā gōng rén |
| [07:56.70] |
Promise me you' ll be careful. I promise. dā yìng wǒ yí dìng yào xiǎo xīn wǒ dā yìng nǐ |
| [07:59.71] |
Are we still on for tonight? Good. Because... jīn wǎn zhào jiù ma? nà hǎo, yīn wèi |
| [08:02.94] |
... maybe we could have a little workout of our own. wǒ men yě kě yǐ lái yùn dòng yī xià |
| [08:12.69] |
How about just a boom? néng bù néng" hēi" jiù hǎo? |
| [08:18.69] |
That was depressing. I just bought a pretzel... zhēn lìng rén jǔ sàng gāng cái mài yìng miàn bāo gěi wǒ de |
| [08:21.20] |
... from one of the kids from Fame. shì" míng yáng sì hǎi" de yǎn yuán |
| [08:24.20] |
Ready to go to the movies? Oh, this is Bonnie! kě yǐ qù kàn diàn yǐng le ma? zhè shì bāng nī |
| [08:29.50] |
This is Bonnie? zhè shì bāng nī? |
| [08:30.91] |
This is Bonnie? You' re Bonnie? zhè shì bāng nī? nǐ shì bāng nī? |
| [08:33.07] |
I can show you an l. D. if you want. wǒ kě yǐ ná shēn fèn zhèng gěi nǐ kàn |
| [08:36.21] |
Oh, no. You look a lot different than the last time I saw you. bú shì, nǐ gēn shàng cì jiàn miàn chà hěn duō |
| [08:40.52] |
Oh, yeah. Well, I just started wearing bras again. shì a, wǒ yòu kāi shǐ dài xiōng zhào le |
| [08:44.19] |
Oh, that must be it. yí dìng shì zhè gè yuán yīn |
| [08:47.49] |
Have fun tonight. zhù nǐ men wán dé yú kuài |
| [08:48.92] |
Thanks. You too. xiè le, nǐ men yě shì |
| [08:56.90] |
You said she was bald. nǐ shuō tā shì guāng tóu |
| [08:58.40] |
She was bald. She' s not now. yǐ qián shì, xiàn zài bú shì |
| [09:02.27] |
How could you not tell me she has hair? nǐ zěn me méi shuō tā yǒu cháng tóu fā? |
| [09:04.41] |
I don' t know. I hardly ever say that about people. wǒ hěn shǎo tí dào bié rén yǒu cháng tóu fā |
| [09:07.54] |
Oh, well this is just perfect! zhēn shì shuài dāi le |
| [09:10.08] |
Well, I' m sorry. I thought you said it was okay. duì bù qǐ, nǐ bú shì shuō méi guān xì? |
| [09:13.25] |
I said it was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. yīn wèi wǒ yǐ wéi tā shì gè guāng tóu guài nǚ rén |
| [09:17.92] |
That girl has got hair all over her head! tā mǎn tóu dōu shì tóu fà |
| [09:22.92] |
Maybe Ross won' t like her personality. Does she have a bad personality? yě xǔ luó sī bú huì xǐ huān tā de gè xìng tā de gè xìng bù hǎo ma? |
| [09:27.30] |
Oh, no, Bonnie' s the best! bù, bāng nī zuì suí hé le |
| [09:35.14] |
Bing! bīn |
| [09:38.21] |
Read your CompuTek proposal. Real home run. wǒ kàn guò nǐ de qǐ huá àn le fēi cháng jīng cǎi |
| [09:42.54] |
Barely got you that time. Get over here! méi yǒu dǎ zhòng, zhàn guò lái |
| [09:46.21] |
Come on. kuài diǎn |
| [09:47.65] |
Oh, yeah! Good one. gàn dé hǎo |
| [09:49.48] |
That was a good one. IKeep at it, team! zhè cì biǎo xiàn de hěn hǎo, yào bǎo chí |
| [09:53.62] |
What is with him? " With him"? tā shì zěn me gǎo de? zěn me gǎo de? |
| [09:55.56] |
You' re his favorite. You' re his guy! nǐ shì tā de ài jiàng |
| [09:58.16] |
We never get smacked. wǒ men méi yǒu bèi dǎ guò |
| [10:01.23] |
That' s not true. He smacked you once. méi zhè huí shì, tā dǎ guò nǐ yī cì |
| [10:03.50] |
Not on purpose. He ricocheted off you and got me. nà shi qiǎo hé tā dǎ wán nǐ zhī hòu dàn dào wǒ |
| [10:10.61] |
I got a kid starting Dartmouth. wǒ yǒu gè xiǎo hái yào shàng dá tè máo sī hǎi jūn xué yuàn |
| [10:12.67] |
Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks! dá tè máo sī? shuí zài shàng dá tè máo sī? nà lǐ xùn bì le |
| [10:15.74] |
You go to Dartmouth? No, sir. nǐ shàng dá tè máo sī? bú shì |
| [10:17.48] |
There you go! nà jiù hǎo |
| [10:27.46] |
God, Ross! What is that? nà shi shén me? |
| [10:29.29] |
The Ultimate Fighting Combo. zhōng jí gé dòu chāo zhí cān |
| [10:31.13] |
I saved 30 cents. Plus, I get to keep the cup. shěng 30 máo, hái kě yǐ shōu cáng bēi zi |
| [10:36.60] |
From New York City, New York... lái zì niǔ yuē zhōu, niǔ yuē shì |
| [10:39.13] |
... appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut... shǒu cì cān jiā zhōng jí gé dòu guàn jūn sài |
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... he' s known for his confrontational business style! tā zài shāng chǎng shàng yǐ qiáng yìng zhe chēng |
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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing... gè wèi xiān shēng nǚ shì, ràng wǒ men huān yíng |
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... Pete Becker! bǐ tè bèi kè |
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I love you, Pete! bǐ tè, wǒ ài nǐ |
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And his opponent, from Huntington Beach, California... tā de duì shǒu lái zì jiā zhōu hēng dīng dùn tān |
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... he' s a 300pound streetfighter... zhòng dá 300 bàng de jiē tóu bó jī hǎo shǒu |
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... Tank Abbott! tǎn kè ài bó tè |
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Pete? bǐ tè |
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Pete? bǐ tè |
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That guy' s pretty huge. Don' t worry. nà jiā huǒ hǎo kuí wú nǐ fàng xīn |
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I' ll use his strength and weight against him. wǒ huì yòng tā de lì liàng fǎn jī tā |
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Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble. nà tā de má fán dà le |
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You go get him. Let' s go! dǎ dǎo tā, jiā yóu |
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Here we go, gentlemen. liǎng wèi, lái ba |
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Are you ready? zhǔn bèi hǎo le ma? |
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Are you ready? Then let' s get it on! zhǔn bèi hǎo le ma? kāi zhàn ba |
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It' s me. shì wǒ |
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Monica. mó nī kǎ |
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Can I just tell you how proud I am of you? wǒ zhēn de hěn yǐ nǐ wèi róng |
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It would be nice after hearing 20, 000 people chant," You suck!" zhēn wō xīn, gāng cái yǒu liǎng wàn rén mà wǒ xùn |
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I thought you were nuts at first... wǒ yuán běn jué de nǐ fēng le |
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... but you did it. dàn shì nǐ zuò dào le |
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Now you can just look back at this with no regrets. xiàn zài nǐ kě yǐ liǎo wú yí hàn le |
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Look back? liǎo wú yí hàn? |
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You' re not gonna keep going? nǐ bú shì hái yào dǎ ba? |
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Let me ask you a question: Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion? wǒ wèn nǐ yī jiàn shì wǒ shì zhōng jí gé dòu guàn jūn ma? |
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Well, no. But bú shì, dàn shì |
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I' m not gonna stop until I' m the Ultimate Fighting Champion. bù dàng shàng guàn jūn, wǒ jué bù bà xiū |
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That guy stood on your neck until you passed out. nà jiā huǒ cǎi zhe nǐ de bó zi bǎ nǐ cǎi hūn |
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Let me tell you a story. wǒ gào sù nǐ yí gè gù shì |
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When I set out to create MOSS 865, do you think it happened overnight? wǒ zhuó shǒu yán fā de mó sī 865 nǐ yǐ wéi shì yī xī chéng gōng? |
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No. There was MOSS 1 that burned down my dad' s garage. bú shì, mó sī yī dài shāo huǐ wǒ bà de chē kù |
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There was MOSS 2 that would only schedule appointments in January. mó sī èr dài zhǐ néng pái yī yuè de xíng chéng biǎo |
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And 862 others that I learned from. cǐ wài hái yǒu 862 cì de shī bài jīng yàn |
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Just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck. wǒ cóng zhè chǎng bǐ sài jiù xué dào jué bù néng ràng duì shǒu cǎi wǒ de bó zi |
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You didn' t know that already? nǐ zhī qián bù zhī dào? |
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Look, I' m gonna get better. wǒ huì yuè lái yuè qiáng |
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Okay? I promise you. hǎo ma? wǒ bǎo zhèng |
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Just get a lot better. yào qiáng hěn duō |
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Fast. ér qiě yào kuài |
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One other thing. hái yǒu yī jiàn shì |
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Hoshi thinks you being ringside may have affected my concentration. xīng rèn wéi nǐ zài chǎng biān huì yǐng xiǎng wǒ de zhù yì lì |
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That was the problem. duì, guān jiàn jiù zài zhè lǐ |
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How long until Pete' s fight? About five minutes. bǐ tè de bǐ sài jǐ diǎn kāi shǐ? hái yǒu wǔ fēn zhōng |
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They' re interviewing his opponent. tā men zài fǎng wèn tā de duì shǒu |
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Apparently, he trains by going to lran and pulling the arms off thieves. tā de xùn liàn fāng shì shì qù yī lǎng bá duàn xiǎo tōu de shǒu bì |
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Hot dog? Four, please. rè gǒu? sì gēn |
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I' m really nervous. wǒ hěn jǐn zhāng |
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Thank you. xiè xiè |
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So how did it go with Bonnie? nǐ gēn bāng nī zěn me yàng? |
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Oh, I gotta tell you, I wasn' t expecting to like her at all. wǒ yí dìng yào shuō wǒ méi xiǎng dào wǒ huì xǐ huān tā |
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I actually wasn' t expecting to like anyone right now. wǒ mù qián gēn běn méi dǎ suàn yào xǐ huān bié rén |
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But she' s really terrific. dàn tā zhēn de hěn bàng |
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It' s too bad. zhēn zāo gāo |
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No, I' m saying I liked her. wǒ shì shuō wǒ xǐ huān tā |
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There are other fish in the sea. nǐ bù bì dān liàn yī zhī huā |
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I think she' s great, okay? We' re going out again. wǒ jué de tā hěn bàng, wǒ men yào zài jiàn miàn |
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I hear you. Are you capable of talking about anything else? wǒ tīng dào le nǐ kě yǐ tán diǎn bié de ma? |
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Which one' s my turkey burger? wǒ de tǔ jī hàn bǎo zài nǎ lǐ? |
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The one next to my foot. Sorry. zài wǒ jiǎo biān bào qiàn |
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Fight' s starting! We' ll be right in. bǐ sài kāi shǐ le mǎ shàng jìn qù |
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So did your boss try to slap you again today? nǐ de shàng sī jīn tiān yòu dǎ nǐ le ma? |
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Nine times. jiǔ cì |
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I had to put on lotion. hài wǒ dé cā rùn fū rǔ yè |
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But it' ll be okay. Tomorrow, I conduct an experiment. bù guò méi guān xì wǒ míng tiān yào zuò gè shí yàn |
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And if all goes as planned, my butt will be smackfree. |
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Fight' s over! bǐ sài jié shù |
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Excuse me, Doug? dào gé? |
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Hey there, sports fan! chāo jí yùn dòng mí! |
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Bing! You got those numbers for me? bīn, shù jù zuò hǎo le ma? |
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No. I didn' t do them. méi yǒu, wǒ méi zuò |
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You forgot? nǐ wàng le? |
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No, I just didn' t do them. bú shì, wǒ jiù shì méi zuò |
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Instead, I hung out with some friends and had a couple of beers. wǒ gēn péng yǒu chū qù, hē le liǎng bēi |
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So I certainly don' t deserve praise. Verbal... suǒ yǐ wǒ bù zhí de biǎo yáng bù guǎn shì yán yǔ shàng |
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... or otherwise. huò qí tā fāng shì |
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I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home. wǒ zuó wǎn yě zuì le shì mǒu gè měi méi zài wǒ huí jiā de |
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Tappan Zee Bridge never looked smaller. tǎ běn jí qiáo biàn de hǎo xiǎo |
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That' s okay. You' re still my numberone guy! Bing! méi guān xì, nǐ hái shì wǒ de tóu hào ài jiàng, bīn! |
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Doug! dào gé |
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I' m a little bit uncomfortable with the way that you express yourself. wǒ duì nǐ de biǎo dá fāng shì yǒu diǎn bù xí guàn |
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Is it the swearing? Is it the constant swearing? nǐ shì shuō wǒ jīng cháng mà zāng huà? |
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Because I gotta tell you, if it is, you can just kiss my ass! |
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It' s not about the swearing. It' s more about... bú shì mà zāng huà de shì, ér shì |
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... concentrate your enthusiasm... bǎ zhù yì lì jí zhōng zài |
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... on my buttocks. |
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Don' t get me wrong. I appreciate the sentiment. bié wù huì, wǒ liǎo jiě nǐ de yòng yì |
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It' s just that I have a rather sensitive posterior. |
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And besides, it' s making all the other guys jealous. ér qiě bié rén dōu zài jí dù |
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Well, say no more. You know, it takes guts to bring this up. bié zài shuō le, nǐ què shí hěn yǒu yǒng qì |
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Bing, you' re okay. bīn, hěn hǎo |
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Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant... nǐ yào zhù zài mǎn shēn dà hàn de jù rén de shàng yī kǒu dài |
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... or inside his shower drain? hái shì tā de pái shuǐ guǎn lǐ? |
| [17:06.62] |
Oh, my God. tiān na |
| [17:08.39] |
Look. It' s Ross and that girl. nǐ kàn, shì luó sī hé nà gè nǚ de |
| [17:13.79] |
Look at that! It' s a line of ants! They' re working as a team! nǐ kàn, yǒu yī pái mǎ yǐ tā men zài tóng xīn xié lì |
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Right. Oh, yeah. It looks like Ross is breaking up with her. tā men a luó sī hǎo xiàng yào gēn tā fēn shǒu le |
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I hope he lets her down easy. xī wàng tā bú yào tài hěn |
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Look at that! They are not breaking up! Look at them! nǐ kàn, tā men méi yǒu yào fēn shǒu |
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You know what that is? A second date, that' s what that is. nà zhǐ shì dì èr cì de yuē huì |
| [17:33.25] |
Look, she just put her hand on his thigh. nǐ kàn, tā bǎ shǒu fàng dào tā de dà tuǐ shàng |
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That' s nothing. She' s very sexually aggressive. xiǎo yì sī, tā zài xìng fāng miàn hěn zhǔ dòng |
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Oh, God! tiān na |
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It' s your fault. Now he loves her. He' ll marry her. It' s all your fault. dōu shì nǐ bù hǎo, tā ài shàng tā le tā huì qǔ tā, dōu shì nǐ de cuò |
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You said it was okay. nǐ zì jǐ shuō méi guān xì |
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You said she was bald! nǐ shuō tā shì guāng tóu |
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Was! Was, was, was! yǐ qián! yǐ qián |
| [17:54.40] |
We can' t let it happen. We have to do something. We have to break them up. wǒ men dé xiǎng gè bàn fǎ wǒ men dé chāi sàn tā men |
| [17:58.71] |
Just go in there and shave her head! You owe me one bald girl! jìn qù bāng tā tì guāng tóu nǐ qiàn wǒ yí gè guāng tóu nǚ |
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Okay, first of all, breathe. nǐ xiān shēn hū xī |
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Second of all, I don' t get it. zài lái, wǒ shí zài bù dǒng |
| [18:10.45] |
Aren' t you the one that decided you didn' t want to be with Ross? bú shì nǐ jué dìng yào gēn luó sī fēn shǒu de? |
| [18:17.02] |
Well, isn' t he your friend? Don' t you want him to be happy? tā bú shì nǐ de péng yǒu ma? nǐ bù xī wàng tā kuài lè ma? |
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So? suǒ yǐ? |
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It' s just, you know, I didn' t expect him to be this happy so soon. dàn shì wǒ méi xiǎng dào huì zhè me kuài |
| [18:44.65] |
Oh, no. What? wán le zěn yàng? |
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We killed them all! tā men bèi wǒ men zuò sǐ le |
| [19:03.14] |
It' s not as bad as it looks. It' s a precaution. méi zhè me yán zhòng, zhè shì yǐ fáng wàn yī |
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I' m not supposed to move my spine. wǒ de jǐ zhuī gǔ bù néng dòng |
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Please tell me you' re stopping now. nǐ yào fàng qì le ba? |
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I' m fine. I' d fight tonight if they' d let me. wǒ méi shì, jīn wǎn yào wǒ shàng chǎng dōu xíng |
| [19:18.00] |
Now, see this circle I' m marking off here? nǐ kàn zhè gè yuán |
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This is my Zone of Terror. zhè shì wǒ de" kǒng bù qū" |
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You are insane! You' ve got to give this up! nǐ fēng le, nǐ yí dìng yào fàng qì |
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I can' t until I' m the Ultimate Fighter. chú fēi wǒ ná dào gé dòu guàn jūn |
| [19:32.27] |
I will do it. wǒ huì chéng gōng de |
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The day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight... zǒng yǒu yì tiān xiǎo péng yǒu huì zhēng biàn wǒ hé chāo rén |
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... me or Superman. shuí huì dǎ yíng |
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Not that I could beat Superman, but kids are stupid. wǒ yíng bù guò chāo rén bù guò xiǎo hái zǐ dōu hěn bèn |
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Just sit down. nǐ xiān zuò xià |
| [19:47.68] |
Please listen to me. tīng wǒ shuō |
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You are terrible at this, okay? You are the worst Ultimate Fighter ever. nǐ dǎ de hěn làn, nǐ shì shǐ shàng zuì làn de zhōng jí gé dòu shǒu |
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Ever! zuì làn de |
| [19:57.66] |
I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm... wǒ de jī jiàn tào pò liè yòu qián bì yǒu qīng wēi gǔ zhé |
| [20:11.71] |
Well, then, you know what? nà me nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [20:16.04] |
I care about you too much to watch you hurt yourself like this. wǒ méi bàn fǎ kàn nǐ zhè yàng shāng hài zì jǐ |
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So if you have to do this, you' ll have to do it without me. yào shì nǐ fēi dǎ bù kě wǒ jiù bù fèng péi le |
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If you' re asking me to quit... rú guǒ nǐ yào wǒ fàng qì |
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... then you' re asking me to be someone I' m not. jiù shì yào wǒ wéi bèi běn xìng |
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I' ve got to do this. wǒ fēi dǎ bù kě |
| [20:35.70] |
Then I' ve gotta go. nà wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [20:39.40] |
Bye. zài jiàn |
| [20:48.68] |
Could you leave a note? I' m on painkillers... nǐ kě yǐ liú zhāng zì tiáo ma? wǒ fú le zhǐ tòng yào |
| [20:51.04] |
... and I might not remember this tomorrow. míng tiān kě néng huì wàng jì zhè jiàn shì |
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So, in conclusion, the lines all go up, so I' m happy. zǒng ér yán zhī, qū xiàn jié jié shàng shēng wǒ hěn mǎn yì |
| [21:04.52] |
Great job, team! Tomorrow at 8: 30. gàn dé hǎo, míng tiān bā diǎn bàn jiàn |
| [21:07.46] |
Phil, nice job! Stevens, way to go! fēi ěr, gàn dé hǎo shǐ dì fēn, piào liàng |
| [21:10.73] |
Goldberg, you maniac! gē bó, nǐ zhè gè fēng zi |
| [21:13.20] |
I love you! wǒ ài nǐ |
| [21:18.07] |
Couldn' t have done it without you. Thank you, sir. bīn, méi yǒu nǐ kě bù xíng xiè xiè |
| [21:21.07] |
Oh, excuse me. bào qiàn |
| [21:22.58] |
I forgot my briefcase, you know, by accident. wǒ wàng le ná gōng shì bāo, bù xiǎo xīn de |
| [21:26.58] |
Of course, you did. Forgot something else too, you bastard! dāng rán shì bù xiǎo xīn de nǐ hái wàng le yī jiàn shì |
| [21:32.79] |
Well, what about you? nǐ ne? |
| [21:35.12] |
You' re not feeling left out, are you? bú huì jué de bèi lěng luò le ba? |
| [21:38.93] |
No, not at all. That' s ridiculous. yì diǎn yě bú huì, kāi shén me wán xiào |
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Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don' t you? dà jiā dōu yǒu nǐ yě xiǎng lái yī xià, duì ba? |
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Yes, I do. méi cuò |
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Now, get on out of here, you! gěi wǒ gǔn ba |
| [21:57.34] |
Pete Becker circles the ring. bǐ tè bèi kè rào zhe gé dòu chǎng |
| [21:59.31] |
Looks like he' s just trying to feel him out. sì hū xiǎng nòng qīng chǔ zì jǐ de qíng shì |
| [22:03.78] |
Run, you crazy, rich freak! kuài táo a, sǐ yǒu qián rén |
| [22:08.09] |
I can' t watch this. wǒ bù gǎn kàn |
| [22:09.62] |
Check it out! Pete' s winning! nǐ kàn, bǐ tè yào yíng le |
| [22:11.49] |
Really? zhēn de? |
| [22:16.03] |
Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favorite area! " zhòng shāng hài" bǎ bèi kè dǎ dǎo zài dì xiàng tā zuì xǐ huān de bù wèi jìn gōng |
| [22:22.27] |
Wait! If that' s his favorite area, why is he being so mean to it? jì rán shì zuì xǐ huān de bù wèi wèi hé yào xià zhè zhǒng dú shǒu? |
| [22:26.84] |
This is ironic. zhēn shì fěng cì |
| [22:28.34] |
Your last boyfriend, Richard, didn' t want to have kids. nǐ de qián rèn nán yǒu lǐ chá bù xiǎng shēng xiǎo hái |
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And from the looks of it, now Pete can' t. xiàn zài kàn qíng kuàng, bǐ tè shì bù néng shēng |