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Am I not boyfriend material? wǒ bù shì hé dāng nán péng yǒu ma? |
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... and then my client gives me his beach house. kè rén yòu bǎ hǎi tān xiǎo wū jiè gěi wǒ |
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I can' t have children! wǒ bù néng shēng yù le |
| [05:11.-2] |
But, you know, the ocean is right there. dàn shì dà hǎi jiù zài páng biān |
| [05:45.-2] |
Phoebe, Phoebe. fēi bǐ |
| [10:56.-1] |
I' m just making margaritas. wǒ zhǐ shì yào diào mǎ gé lì tè |
| [13:45.-4] |
... I just loved your look when you were bald. wǒ hǎo xǐ huān nǐ guāng tóu de yàng zi |
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Really? zhēn de? |
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What were you thinking? nǐ zài xiǎng shén me? |
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You still love me. nǐ hái ài wǒ |
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But I made cards! pái dōu zuò hǎo le |
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And that' s the truth. zhè shì shí huà |
| [19:59.-3] |
But you' re right. dàn shì nǐ shuō de duì |
| [00:02.03] |
So your first sexual experience was with a woman? nǐ de dì yī cì shì gēn nǚ rén zuò? |
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I was 15. It was my best friend, Ruth. wǒ nà nián 15 suì gēn sǐ dǎng lù sī zài yì qǐ |
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And we got drunk on that hard cider. xī dá tài nóng, wǒ men zuì le |
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And then suddenly, we were making out. yī bù zhù yì, wǒ men yǐ jīng zài qīn rè le |
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Tell it again. zài shuō yī cì |
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Seriously. wǒ shì chǔ de |
| [00:24.79] |
Can that woman talk about anything else but sex? nà gè nǚ rén jiù zhǐ huì liáo zhè gè ma? |
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Yeah, sure. Earlier she was talking about geography. bú huì a, tā gāng cái zài liáo dì lǐ |
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She was listing the countries she' s done it in. tā zài liè jǔ tā zuò guò de guó jiā |
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I think we all learned something. dà jiā dōu huò yì fěi qiǎn |
| [00:42.50] |
Hey, you guys! Look what I found! gè wèi, kàn wǒ zhǎo dào shén me |
| [00:44.94] |
That' s my mom' s writing. Look. nà shi wǒ mā de bǐ jī, kàn |
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" Me and Frank and Phoebe, graduation, 1965." " wǒ fǎ lán kè yǔ fēi bǐ 1965 nián bì yè diǎn lǐ" |
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Do you know what that means? That you' re actually 50? zhī dào qí zhōng de hán yì ma? nǐ yǐ jīng 50 suì le? |
| [00:55.45] |
That' s not " me" Phoebe. That' s her pal, Phoebe. nà gè fēi bǐ bú shì wǒ, shì tā de péng yǒu |
| [00:58.42] |
According to her yearbook, they were BFF. bì yè jì niàn cè shàng shuō tā men shì BFF |
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Best Friends Forever. yǒng yuǎn de mò nì zhī jiāo |
| [01:04.73] |
That' s great! tài bàng le |
| [01:06.03] |
I know! She probably has all kinds of stories about my parents. wǒ zhī dào, tā bā chéng zhī dào wǒ fù mǔ de shì qíng |
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She might know where my dad is. shèn zhì zhī dào wǒ bà de xià luò |
| [01:12.40] |
I looked her up. She lives by the beach. wǒ zhǎo guò le, tā zhù zài hǎi biān |
| [01:14.74] |
Maybe this weekend we can go there. wǒ men zhè gè zhōu mò kě yǐ qù hǎi biān |
| [01:18.14] |
Shoot, I can' t go. I have to work. That' s too bad. tǎo yàn, wǒ dé gōng zuò tài kě xī le |
| [01:21.94] |
Big fat bummer. zhēn shì sǎo xìng |
| [01:25.15] |
So tomorrow we' ll drive out to Montauk. nà wǒ men míng tiān kāi chē qù mò táo kè |
| [01:27.78] |
Hey, Bonnie had sex there! bāng nī zài nà li zuò guò |
| [01:32.15] |
The One At the Beach běn jí bō chū:" jiù ài xīn huān" |
| [02:24.41] |
Would you look at them? nǐ kàn tā men |
| [02:27.04] |
I' m never gonna find a boyfriend again. wǒ zài yě jiāo bú dào nán péng yǒu le |
| [02:29.41] |
I' m gonna die an old maid. wǒ huì biàn chéng lǎo gū pó |
| [02:32.05] |
You' re not gonna die an old maid. nǐ bú huì biàn chéng lǎo gū pó |
| [02:34.45] |
Maybe an old spinster cook. kě néng huì biàn chéng lǎo chú niáng |
| [02:40.05] |
Thanks. Besides, worse comes to worse... xiè le rú guǒ wàn bù dé yǐ |
| [02:43.06] |
... I' ll be your boyfriend. wǒ huì dāng nǐ de nán péng yǒu |
| [02:48.23] |
Yeah, right. shì a |
| [02:52.57] |
Why is that so funny? yǒu shén me hǎo xiào de? |
| [02:54.60] |
You made a joke, right? nǐ shì zài kāi wán xiào ba? |
| [02:56.84] |
So I laughed. suǒ yǐ wǒ xiào le |
| [03:01.01] |
A little too hard. xiào dé tài lì hài le ba |
| [03:07.65] |
You' re Chandler. nǐ shì qián dé |
| [03:10.75] |
You know. Chandler! nǐ zhī dào ma, qián dé |
| [03:13.49] |
Okay, so we' ve established my name, and hit me. wǒ men què rèn le wǒ de míng zì hái dǎ le wǒ yī quán |
| [03:17.46] |
But say we weren' t friends. Say it' s a blind date. rú guǒ wǒ men bù rèn shi shì bié rén jiè shào de |
| [03:20.43] |
I show up at your door and I' m, like," Hey, nice to meet you." wǒ lái dào nǐ jiā mén kǒu, shuō hāi, hěn gāo xìng rèn shi nǐ |
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I' d probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice. wǒ huì hài pà yā dī shēng yīn de rén |
| [03:31.87] |
Oh, good. You bought food. zhēn hǎo, nǐ mǎi le chī de |
| [03:33.78] |
No, just my luggage. bú shì, zhè shì wǒ de xíng lǐ |
| [03:43.18] |
I am having the best karma this week. wǒ zhè gè xīng qī de qì hěn wàng |
| [03:45.69] |
I find this woman who knew my parents... wǒ zhǎo dào rèn shi wǒ fù mǔ de rén |
| [03:51.23] |
What about that bike messenger you hit? bèi nǐ dǎ de kuài dì yuán ne? |
| [03:54.20] |
Oh, I wasn' t talking about his karma. wǒ bú shì zài shuō tā de qì |
| [03:58.70] |
Hey, check out the hat! kàn kàn zhè dǐng mào zi |
| [04:04.01] |
Wait a minute, I know that hat. màn zhe, wǒ rèn de nà dǐng mào zi |
| [04:06.57] |
I was taken aboard that hat. wǒ bèi dài shang nà dǐng mào zi |
| [04:09.74] |
They did experiments on me. tā men duì wǒ zuò shí yàn |
| [04:14.72] |
Seriously, where did you get the hat? chǔ de, nà shi nǎ lái de? |
| [04:17.09] |
Ross gave it to me. luó sī sòng de |
| [04:18.59] |
I think she looks good. wǒ jué de tā dài qǐ lái hěn hǎo kàn |
| [04:21.82] |
Did he buy it for you... shì tā mǎi gěi nǐ de |
| [04:23.93] |
... or win it for you? hái shì chōu jiǎng chōu dào de? |
| [04:26.86] |
Excuse me, my fashionimpaired friends... hěn bào qiàn, zhè wèi shí shàng bái chī |
| [04:29.43] |
... I' m here to tell you hats are back. mào zi yòu liú xíng huí lái le |
| [04:31.70] |
And this time, they' ve ganged up and formed one giant superhat. zhè yī huí tā men jù jí chéng yī dǐng chāo jí dà mào zi |
| [04:41.78] |
Go, go, go! kuài kuài kuài |
| [04:42.84] |
Now everybody wants to be under the hat! xiàn zài nǐ men yòu xiǎng duǒ dào mào zi dǐ xià |
| [04:52.85] |
What' s with all this sand? zěn me zhè me duō shā zi? |
| [04:54.69] |
Bob said there might be flood damage. bào bó shuō kě néng yān guò shuǐ |
| [04:57.46] |
Either that or he has a really big cat. bù rán jiù shì tā de māo hěn dà zhī |
| [05:04.73] |
It' s kind of an unusual house. zhè gè fáng zi bù tài yí yàng |
| [05:06.87] |
It has three beautiful bedrooms and no baths. yǒu sān ge piào liàng de wò fáng, méi yǒu yù shì |
| [05:14.81] |
IKnock, knock, knock. yǒu rén zài ma? |
| [05:16.38] |
Hang on. Come in, come in. qǐng děng yī xià qǐng jìn |
| [05:18.55] |
Think about it and call me back. nǐ kǎo lǜ wán zài dǎ gěi wǒ |
| [05:22.38] |
Are you Phoebe Abbott? nǐ shì fēi bǐ ài bó tè ma? |
| [05:24.79] |
Surprise, Phoebe Abbott! I' m your best friend' s daughter! jīng xǐ! wǒ shì nǐ de sǐ dǎng de nǚ ér |
| [05:30.56] |
You' re lrwin' s daughter? nǐ shì ěr wén de nǚ ér? |
| [05:32.09] |
I mean your old best friend. Here. shì yǐ qián de sǐ dǎng, nǐ kàn |
| [05:35.66] |
Lily? From high school? Remember? Oh, God, Lily. Yes. gāo zhōng de lì lì, jì de ma? tiān na, lì lì |
| [05:39.83] |
Of course I remember Lily. wǒ dāng rán jì de lì lì |
| [05:43.84] |
Then you must be nà nǐ yí dìng shì |
| [05:48.11] |
She named me after you, I guess. yīng gāi shì qǔ zì nǐ de míng zì |
| [05:50.78] |
Wow. Well. Look, there' s Frank! kàn, shì fǎ lán kè |
| [05:53.65] |
Yeah! Yes! Yes, yes! duì! méi cuò! |
| [05:55.62] |
That' s my dad. That' s Frank! nà shi wǒ bà bà fǎ lán kè |
| [05:58.00] |
I' m sorry I' m getting all flingy. bào qiàn wǒ zhè me jī dòng |
| [06:01.12] |
Take it easy. If you want, there' s cookies. bié jī dòng, nà lǐ yǒu bǐng gān |
| [06:03.69] |
Or sangria! I could make sangria! bù rán wǒ diào qì pào jiǔ guǒ zhī |
| [06:06.83] |
Sorry. Cookies are good, thanks. bù yòng, bǐng gān jiù xíng le, xiè xiè |
| [06:11.63] |
Anyway, I' ve been looking for my father. zǒng zhī, wǒ yī zhí zài zhǎo wǒ bà |
| [06:16.34] |
Have you heard from him or seen him? Oh, no, I' m sorry. nǐ yǒu tā de xiāo xī huò jiàn guò tā ma? méi yǒu, duì bù qǐ |
| [06:20.11] |
I lost track of everybody after high school. wǒ bì le yè jiù gēn dà jiā shī qù lián luò |
| [06:26.11] |
Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything. nà jiù bǎ wǒ fù mǔ de shì dōu gào sù wǒ |
| [06:30.12] |
Oh, well, you know, we were always together. nǐ yě zhī dào, wǒ men zǒng shì xíng yǐng bù lí |
| [06:33.52] |
The other kids had a nickname for us. What was it? qí tā rén bāng wǒ men qǔ le gè chuò hào shén me chuò hào? |
| [06:37.19] |
The Three Losers. sú là sān rén xíng |
| [06:39.56] |
Oh, poor Lily. kě lián de lì lì |
| [06:43.03] |
I heard what happened. That must have been just terrible for you... wǒ tīng shuō tā de shì le nǐ yí dìng fēi cháng nán guò |
| [06:47.50] |
... Iosing your mother that way. jiù zhè yàng shī qù mǔ qīn |
| [06:50.54] |
Yeah, no, it was great. bú huì a, hěn bàng |
| [07:03.85] |
You know what a really good rainyday game is? zhī dào xià yǔ tiān wán shén me zuì hǎo? |
| [07:06.72] |
I mean, naked game. yào tuō yī fu de ō |
| [07:09.56] |
We should play strip poker. wǒ men yīng gāi lái wán tuō yī pū kè pái |
| [07:11.86] |
Are you crazy? nǐ fēng le ma? |
| [07:13.09] |
Come on. When you go away, you have to play. It' s, like, a law. bài tuō, chū mén yí dìng yào wán zhè gè zhè shì yī zhǒng guī dìng |
| [07:18.43] |
All done. Thank you. hǎo le xiè xiè |
| [07:20.33] |
Okay. Who' s next? xià yī ge shì shuí? |
| [07:26.91] |
No way! bù xíng |
| [07:28.41] |
Come on, please. I' m bored. You let me do it once before. bài tuō la, wǒ hǎo wú liáo nǐ ràng wǒ tú guò yī cì |
| [07:36.92] |
Well, if that' s the rule this weekend.... rú guǒ zhè shì běn zhōu mò de guī dìng |
| [07:42.12] |
Get away. Take it like a man. Come on! zǒu kāi dà fāng yì diǎn, lái |
| [07:47.06] |
Big bullies! dà huài rén |
| [08:02.11] |
How are we doing? zěn me yàng a? |
| [08:03.61] |
Bored and bored. wú liáo dào bào |
| [08:06.78] |
You know what naked card game' s never boring? wán tuō yī pū kè pái zuì bù wú liáo |
| [08:12.22] |
So what' s Phoebe like? fēi bǐ shì shén me yàng de rén? |
| [08:14.22] |
I' m kind, caring and sweet. What' s Monica like? wǒ xīn cháng hǎo yòu tǐ tiē, mó nī kǎ ne? |
| [08:19.00] |
No, the other Phoebe. The one you went to see? wǒ shì shuō nǐ qù zhǎo de nà gè fēi bǐ |
| [08:21.76] |
I think she knows where my dad is! wǒ jué de tā zhī dào wǒ bà de xià luò |
| [08:24.63] |
Cool! tài hǎo le |
| [08:25.80] |
Where is he? tā zài nǎ lǐ? |
| [08:26.83] |
She was pretending she hasn' t heard from him... tā jiǎ zhuāng méi yǒu tā de xiāo xī |
| [08:30.07] |
... but I found this picture. dàn shì wǒ fā xiàn zhè zhāng zhào piān |
| [08:32.41] |
Isn' t this what he would look like now? tā xiàn zài bù jiù yīng gāi zhǎng zhè yàng? |
| [08:35.61] |
Totally familiar. hěn xiàng |
| [08:40.18] |
Why would she lie to you? tā wèi shí me yào piàn nǐ? |
| [08:41.58] |
We' re having dinner tomorrow. Maybe she' ll tell me then. wǒ men míng tiān yào chī wǎn fàn yě xǔ tā dào shí huì gào sù wǒ |
| [08:45.02] |
Maybe she just wanted to give him time... yě xǔ tā xiǎng gěi tā yì diǎn shí jiān |
| [08:47.66] |
... to buy me presents. I don' t know. bāng wǒ mǎi lǐ wù |
| [08:51.00] |
So you' re all bored? nǐ men dōu hěn wú liáo? |
| [08:53.79] |
I' ll close my eyes and point to someone. Whoever it is... wǒ bì shang yǎn jīng suí biàn zhǐ bèi zhǐ dào de rén |
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... has to think of something fun to do. And we have to do it. yào xiǎng yī jiàn hǎo wán de shì dà jiā jiù yí dìng yào zuò |
| [09:01.10] |
Okay! Fan out! Fan out! hǎo, sàn kāi lái |
| [09:06.77] |
You know, we could just do this! zhè yàng jiù hěn hǎo wán le |
| [09:13.18] |
We all have to play strip poker? wǒ men yào wán tuō yī pái |
| [09:18.89] |
Strip Happy Days Game? tuō yī dà fù wēng? |
| [09:21.32] |
I couldn' t find cards, so it was this or Strip BagOfOldKnittingStuff. wǒ zhǎo bu dào pū kè pái bù rán jiù suí biàn tuō zhe wán |
| [09:27.46] |
Done. hǎo |
| [09:30.57] |
" Fonzie gives you two thumbs up. Collect two cool points." " zǒu dé piào liàng, nǐ dé dào liǎng fēn" |
| [09:36.84] |
Get five points, you get to make someone take off one item of clothing. lěi jī dào wǔ fēn jiù kě yǐ jiào bié rén tuō yī jiàn yī fú |
| [09:40.64] |
It hasn' t happened yet, but we' re very excited. hái méi rén tuō, dàn shì wǒ men hěn xīng fèn |
| [09:44.35] |
Okay, come on. lái ba |
| [09:46.15] |
Daddy needs a new electromagnetic microscope for Prehistoric Forensics. wǒ yào tì shǐ qián jiàn shí bù yíng yī tái diàn zǐ xiǎn wēi jìng |
| [09:56.72] |
" Take Pinky Tuscadero up to lnspiration Point. " dài fěn hóng tuō sī kǎ luó dào jī huì diǎn" |
| [10:01.26] |
Collect three cool points." Yeah! " nǐ dé dào sān fēn", piào liàng! |
| [10:03.70] |
Which gives me five. wǒ yǒu wǔ fēn le |
| [10:05.67] |
And let' s see, who is gonna lose their clothes? wǒ kàn kàn, shuí yào tuō yī fu a? |
| [10:09.57] |
I think I pick our strip poker sponsor, Mr. Joey Tribbiani. wǒ xuǎn běn yóu xì de fā qǐ zhě qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní xiān shēng |
| [10:16.71] |
All right, relax. It' s just a shoe. fàng jī dòng, zhǐ shì yì zhī xié |
| [10:21.62] |
" Your band is playing at Arnold' s. Collect three cool points." " nǐ de yuè duì zài yīn yuè tīng biǎo yǎn nǐ dé dào sān fēn" |
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Which means I have five and that means I get Joey' s boxers. suǒ yǐ wǒ yǒu wǔ fēn qiáo yī yào tuō sì jiǎo kù le |
| [10:37.53] |
Fine. Gang up on me. hǎo, lái duì fù wǒ a |
| [10:39.37] |
I got you all, right where I want you. wǒ huì ràng nǐ men tuō de hěn nán kàn |
| [10:42.60] |
Come on! Take them off! kuài tuō |
| [10:44.61] |
Actually, it' s kind of cold. qí shí yǒu diǎn lěng |
| [10:46.44] |
What if I keep them on and give you a peek at the good stuff? wǒ néng bù néng bú yào tuō ràng nǐ men miáo yī yǎn jiù hǎo? |
| [10:50.44] |
I' m gonna make more margaritas. wǒ zài qù diào mǎ gé lì tè |
| [10:52.78] |
What are you doing? Trying to get me drunk? nǐ gàn shén me? xiǎng bǎ wǒ guàn zuì? |
| [10:59.62] |
Think I' ll help her out. wǒ qù bāng máng |
| [11:05.06] |
What is going on here? zhè shì zěn me huí shì? |
| [11:06.49] |
What? shén me? |
| [11:07.73] |
You' re painting his toenails. Chasing him around the room. nǐ tú tā de jiǎo zhǐ jia, zhuī zhe tā pǎo |
| [11:11.43] |
Monica, please. mó nī kǎ, bài tuō |
| [11:12.73] |
He' s totally flirting with you too. tā yě gēn nǐ dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [11:15.90] |
He is, isn' t he? méi cuò ba? |
| [11:18.81] |
I don' t know. Maybe it' s just being here at the beach together... bù xiǎo de, yě xǔ shì yīn wèi lái dào hǎi biān |
| [11:23.18] |
... but it' s like something gǎn jué shàng |
| [11:30.35] |
Hi, Bonnie. bāng nī |
| [11:32.45] |
My boss let me off early, so I took the train. lǎo bǎn tí zǎo fàng rén wǒ jiù dā huǒ chē lái le |
| [11:35.42] |
What are you guys doing? nǐ men zài gàn shén me? |
| [11:37.00] |
We' re playing Strip Happy Days Game. wán tuō yī dà fù wēng |
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Cool! I' ll catch up! kù, wǒ lái gǎn jìn dù |
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So you still don' t think... nǐ hái shì bù jué de wǒ |
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... I' m boyfriend material? shì hé dāng nán péng yǒu? |
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I saw you checking me out during the game last night. zuó wǎn wǒ fā xiàn nǐ zài dǎ liang wǒ |
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You didn' t even take off your pants. nǐ lián kù zǐ dōu méi tuō |
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Lucky for you. suàn nǐ zǒu yùn |
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What? I don' t know. shén me? wǒ bù xiǎo de |
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Well, is everybody else having just the best time? dà jiā dōu kāi xīn ma? |
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Joey' s asleep. qiáo yī shuì zháo le |
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He passed out. We put sand around him to keep him warm. tā hūn shuì guò qù wǒ men yòng shā zi bāng tā bǎo nuǎn |
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Well, I assume the happy couple isn' t up yet? nà duì ài lǚ hái méi qǐ chuáng ba? |
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Did you guys hear them last night? nǐ men zuó wǎn yǒu tīng dào ma? |
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I don' t know what they were doing, but sea turtles came up to the house. wǒ bù zhī dào tā men zài gàn shén me dàn shì hǎi guī yí dù pá jìn wū lǐ lái |
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Good morning. zǎo ān |
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How' d you sleep? Great. shuì dé hǎo ma? hěn hǎo |
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Like a log. gēn mù tou yí yàng |
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Us too. wǒ men yě shì |
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I' m going for a walk. wǒ yào qù sàn bù |
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Good morning. Nice breasts by the way. zǎo ān, hǎo fēng mǎn de xiōng bù |
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Hey, what happened to you? nǐ zěn me méi lái? |
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Oh, nothing. I just felt like hanging out and reading. méi shén me, wǒ xiǎng zài zhè lǐ kàn shū |
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The water was so great. We jumped off this pier and my suit came off. hǎi shuǐ hǎo shū fú, wǒ men tiào xià qiáo dūn wǒ de yǒng yī diào le |
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Sorry I missed that. kě xī wǒ méi kàn dào |
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Joey and Chandler sure are funny. qiáo yī hé qián dé hǎo hǎo wán |
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I brought back half the beach in my hair. wǒ de tóu fà lǐ dōu shì shā zi |
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It was easier when I shaved my head. yǐ qián guāng tóu fāng biàn duō le |
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You know, I gotta tell you... wǒ yí dìng yào gào sù nǐ |
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Really? zhēn de? |
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I think about shaving it again sometimes. wǒ yǒu kǎo lǜ chóng xīn tì guāng tóu |
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You definitely should do that. nǐ yīng gāi nà yàng zuò |
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You know what? I should do it! wǒ shì gāi nà yàng zuò |
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You know what? Thank you. You are so cool. xiè xiè nǐ, nǐ hǎo kù |
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Oh, stop. Go on. bié zhè me shuō |
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Now go shave that head. All right. qù tì guāng tóu ba hǎo |
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What' s the matter? zěn me le? |
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She canceled. My namesake canceled on me. nà gè fēi bǐ qǔ xiāo le yuē huì |
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She claims she had to go out of town. She' s avoiding me. tā shuō tā dé jìn chéng qù, tā zài duǒ wǒ |
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She doesn' t want to tell me where my father is. She knows! tā bù xiǎng shuō chū wǒ bà de xià luò tā zhī dào què bù shuō |
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Pheebs, that sucks. hǎo chà jìn ō |
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Well, don' t " Pheebs, that sucks" me yet. xiān bié gēn wǒ shuō chà jìn |
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Where are you going? She' s out of town. nǐ yào qù nǎ lǐ? tā chū mén le |
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Something in her house will tell me where he is. tā jiā lǐ yí dìng yǒu wǒ bà de xiàn suǒ |
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Some people call that " breaking and entering." yǒu rén chēng zhè zhǒng xíng wéi shì chuǎng kōng mén |
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Well, are any of those people here? zhè lǐ yǒu rén zhè me xiǎng ma? |
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Look, I' ll do something nice, okay? wǒ huì zuò yī xiē hǎo shì |
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I' ll fill her ice trays. Good? wǒ huì bǎ zhì bīng hé jiā shuǐ, hǎo ma? |
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Hey, everybody! nǐ men kàn |
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Look what you did! nǐ kàn kàn nǐ |
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You wanna touch it? nǐ xiǎng mō ma? |
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No, but it' s great. bù xiǎng, dàn shì hěn hǎo kàn |
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Come on, touch it. lái ma, mō ma |
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You can feel all the bones in your skull. kě yǐ mō dé dào tóu gǔ |
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I was having a little chat with Bonnie, and guess what? wǒ gāng hé bāng nī liáo le yī xià nǐ cāi zěn yàng? |
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She brought up who was behind the headshaving idea. tā tí dào zhěng jiàn shì de mù hòu zhǔ shǐ |
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And now, who was it? Oh, that' s right. It was you! shì shuí ne? duì le, jiù shì nǐ |
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That was her idea. shì tā zì jǐ xiǎng tì |
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I just gave her a nudge. wǒ zhǐ shì tuī le tā yī bǎ |
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She said you gave her the razor. tā shuō nǐ ná tì dāo gěi tā |
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So anyone up for a midnight dip? yǒu rén yào qù yè yǒng ma? |
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No, I' m good. No, thanks. wǒ bú yào bù liǎo |
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Okay, I' ll see you in a bit. Okay, have fun. dāi huì jiàn hǎo hǎo wán |
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Come on, see? She doesn' t look that bad. yě méi nà me zāo ma |
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You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! tā de tóu kě yǐ fǎn shè yuè guāng |
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I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào |
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You balded my girlfriend! nǐ ràng wǒ nǚ péng yǒu biàn chéng guāng tóu |
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All right. hǎo la |
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Do you think it' s easy for me to see you with somebody else? kàn nǐ gēn bié rén zài yì qǐ nán dào wǒ jiù hǎo guò? |
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You' re the one who ended it! shì nǐ yào fēn shǒu de |
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Because I was mad at you! Not because I stopped loving you! yīn wèi wǒ hěn qì nǐ bú shì yīn wèi wǒ bù ài nǐ le |
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You still love me? nǐ hái ài wǒ? |
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Yeah, so? zěn yàng? |
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You love me. nǐ yě ài wǒ |
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What does this mean? shén me yì sī? |
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I mean, do you want to get back together? nǐ xiǎng fù hé ma? |
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No! Maybe! bú shì! yě xǔ ba |
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I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào |
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I still can' t forgive you for what you did. wǒ hái shì wú fǎ yuán liàng nǐ de xíng wéi |
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But sometimes when I' m with you, I just feel so.... dàn shì yǒu shí hé nǐ zài yì qǐ wǒ huì jué de |
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What? zěn yàng? |
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I just feel.... wǒ huì jué de |
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I just What? wǒ zěn yàng? |
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I feel wǒ jué de |
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No! I don' t care! wǒ bù guǎn |
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I' m not playing oneonone strip poker with you for practice! wǒ bú yào gēn nǐ liàn xí yī duì yī tuō yī pái |
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Good night. wǎn ān |
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I' m going upstairs. wǒ yào shàng lóu qù le |
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Good night. Good night. wǎn ān wǎn ān |
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Wanna play strip poker for practice? yào bú yào liàn xí tuō yī pái? |
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My ass! wǒ de pì gǔ |
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Oh, it' s me! It' s me! shì wǒ! |
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I didn' t wanna make any noise! Then don' t break in! wǒ bù xiǎng fā chū shēng yīn nà jiù bú yào chuǎng jìn lái |
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I' m sorry! What are you doing here? duì bù qǐ nǐ lái gàn shén me? |
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I came to fill your ice cube tray. wǒ lái bāng zhì bīng hé jiā shuǐ |
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What? shén me? |
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Okay, look. hǎo, shì zhè yàng de |
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I took this picture from your fridge. I know that this is my father. zhè shì cóng nǐ de bīng xiāng shàng ná de wǒ rèn de zhè shì wǒ bà bà |
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This is Frank Buffay, and you were standing next to him! zhè shì fǎ lán kè bù fēi nǐ zhàn zài tā shēn biān |
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I deserve to know where I came from. wǒ yǒu quán lì zhī dào wǒ de shēn shì |
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So if you can help me find my father, then you should. yào shì nǐ néng bāng wǒ zhǎo dào bà bà nǐ jiù yīng gāi bāng wǒ |
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Otherwise, you' re just mean. fǒu zé nǐ jiù shì huài rén |
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So just tell me the truth. bǎ zhēn xiàng gào sù wǒ |
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All right. hǎo |
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The man in that picture is Chuck Mangione. zhào piān shàng de rén shì chá kè màn jí ōu ní |
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My father is Chuck Mangione? wǒ bà shì chá kè màn jí ōu ní? |
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That' s just Chuck Mangione. tā gēn nǐ méi yǒu guān xi |
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I sold him a house last year. wǒ qù nián mài gěi tā yī dòng fáng zi |
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And I' m very sorry, but I really don' t know where your father is. bào qiàn, wǒ zhēn de bù xiǎo de nǐ fù qīn de xià luò |
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I think a person should know where they come from. rén yǒu quán lì zhī dào zì jǐ de shēn shì |
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Which is why l.... suǒ yǐ wǒ |
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I' m your mother. wǒ shì nǐ de mǔ qīn |
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I wanted to tell you yesterday, but I just... wǒ zuó tiān jiù xiǎng shuō, dàn shì wǒ |
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... felt all floopy, and.... wǒ jué de hěn cuó |
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You guys are getting back together. nǐ men kěn dìng yào fù hé le |
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She doesn' t even know what she wants. tā zì jǐ dōu gǎo bù qīng chǔ |
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Rachel' s still mad at me. ruì qiū hái zài qì nà jiàn shì |
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Then you gotta back away. You don' t need that kind of hurt. nà jiù dǎ tuì táng gǔ nǐ bù xū yào shòu zhè zhǒng shāng hài |
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Take it from a guy who' s... tīng wǒ de huà, wǒ |
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... never had a longterm relationship. cóng lái méi gēn bié rén cháng qī jiāo wǎng guò |
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I know, but I really want to go up there and finish that kiss. wǒ zhī dào, dàn wǒ zhēn de hěn xiǎng shàng lóu jì xù wěn tā |
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The water is great. You should go in. shuǐ hǎo shū fú, nǐ men yīng gāi qù yóu yǒng |
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No, thanks. I just had an M M. xiè le, wǒ gāng chī le M M |
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Well, good night. wǎn ān |
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Good night. wǎn ān |
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Don' t be too long. zǎo diǎn shàng lái |
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Okeydokey. méi wèn tí |
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There is not one hair on that head. zhēn shì qīng jié liū liū a |
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It' ll grow back, right? And she' s really fun, and she' s cool. tóu fà huì cháng huí lái ér qiě tā hěn fēng qù, hěn bàng |
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And I' m finally moving on. wǒ zhōng yú wǎng qián zǒu le |
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Getting over Rachel was so yào wàng diào ruì qiū shí zài |
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I' m finally feeling sane. And if I go up there... wǒ zhōng yú huī fù lǐ zhì, yào shì wǒ shàng lóu |
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... and I kiss her.... wěn le tā |
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God, I want to kiss her! tiān na, wǒ hǎo xiǎng wěn tā |
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And it doesn' t work out. Do I wanna put myself through that again? yào shì shī bài ne? wǒ zhēn de xiǎng zài xīn suì yī cì ma? |
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Let me get this straight. wǒ xiǎng wèn yī xià |
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If you go with Bonnie, you do the smart, healthy thing and move on. xuǎn zé bāng nī shì míng zhì de jué dìng kě yǐ pāo kāi guò qù |
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Right? And if you go with Rachel, Bonnie' s free tonight? duì ba? yào shì xuǎn zé ruì qiū bāng nī jīn wǎn jiù kōng xià lái le? |
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Hi there. nǐ hǎo |
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That' s that weird voice again. nǐ de shēng yīn yòu guài guài de le |
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Let me try it again. zài shì yī cì |
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You' ll wanna date this next guy, I swear! xià yī ge rén nǐ yí dìng xǐ huān |
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Hi, I' m Dorf! nǐ hǎo, wǒ shì xiǎo ǎi rén |
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Your date for the evening. nǐ jīn wǎn de nán bàn |
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Oh, come on. Dorf on dating? That' s good stuff! xiǎo ǎi rén yuē huì yé duō yǒu yì sī a |