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I took 2 weeks vacation |
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for the honey moon |
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A couple tickets all inclusive |
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down in cancun |
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I couldn't get my money back so |
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I'm in seat 7A |
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I'm gettin' drunk on a plane |
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I bet the feller on the aisle |
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thought I was crazy |
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Cause I taped your picture |
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To the seat back right beside me |
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Now I've got empty mini bottle |
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fillin' both our trays |
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I'm gettin' drunk on a plane |
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Buyin' drinks for everybody |
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But the pilot, it's a party |
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Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like the G6 |
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Stewardess is somethin' sexy |
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Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey |
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Told her about my condition |
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Got a little mile-high flight attention |
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It's mardi gras |
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Up in the clouds |
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I'm up so high, I may never come down |
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I'll try anything to drown out the pain |
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They all know why |
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I'm gettin' drunk on a plane |
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We had this date marked |
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on the calendar forever |
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We'd take that new wed limo |
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to the airport ride together |
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I feel like a plastic groom |
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Alone up there on top of the cake |
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So hey, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane |
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Buyin' drinks for everybody |
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But the pilot, it's a party |
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Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6 |
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Stewardess is somethin' sexy |
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Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey |
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Told her about my condition |
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Got a little mile-high flight attention |
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It's mardi gras |
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Up in the clouds |
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I'm up so high, I may never come down |
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I'll try anything to drown out the pain |
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They all know why, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane |
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On my way home |
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I'll bump this seat right up to first class |
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So I can drink that cheap |
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champagne out of a real glass |
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And when we land I'll call her up |
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and tell her 'Kiss my ass' |
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Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane |
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Buyin' drinks of everybody |
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But the pilot, it's a party |
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Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6 |
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Stewardess is something sexy |
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Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey |
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Told her about my condition |
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Got a little mile-high flight attention |
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It's mardi gras |
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Up in the clouds |
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I'm up so high |
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I may never come down |
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I'll try anything to drown out the pain |
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They all know why |
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I'm gettin' drunk on a plane |
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I'm gettin' drunk on a plane |
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I'm might be passed out |
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In the baggage claim |
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But right now, I'm drunk on a plane |