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Third door on the left. Right! zuǒ biān dì sān ge mén hǎo |
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She' s like this lycra, spandexcovered, gym treat. tā shì chuān jǐn shēn yī de huì yuán dú xiǎng yōu huì |
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You' re strong enough to face her? nǐ kě yǐ dān dú yìng fù tā? |
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And tell him what? nǐ yào shuō shí mǒ? |
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Why don' t you tell me something I don' t know? bié shuō yī xiē wǒ bù dǒng de shì |
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He wouldn' t apologize because you' re living here illegally. tā shuō tā bú yào yīn wèi nǐ men liǎng gè wéi fǎ |
| [09:28.-4] |
... the towelcovered portion? máo jīn gài zhù de bù fèn? |
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You have pets? nǐ men yǎng chǒng wù? |
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I' ll do whatever you want. nǐ yào wǒ zuò shí mǒ dōu xíng |
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Really? Okay? zhēn de? hǎo |
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I try and think of other things. Like sandwiches... wǒ jiù huì xiǎng bié de shì, xiàng sān míng zhì la |
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... and baseball... bàng qiú la |
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No. It' s okay. But if I' m Marge... méi guān xì, bù guò rú guǒ wǒ shì mǎ jī |
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This isn' t some kind of girly dance. zhè kě bú shì shén me niáng niang qiāng de wǔ |
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Really? zhēn de? |
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Thanks, but no. xiè xiè, bù yòng le |
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They thought I was a whore. tā men yǐ wéi wǒ shì |
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Hey, new wallet? xīn pí jiā? |
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It was time. yě gāi huàn le |
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The old condom ring in the leather just doesn' t say " cool" anymore. bǎo xiǎn tào tú àn de pí jiā yǐ jīng bù kù le |
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Rachel, you just put an empty carton back in the fridge. ruì qiū, nǐ bǎ kōng zhǐ hé fàng jìn bīng xiāng lǐ |
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I know, but the garbage was full. wǒ zhī dào, dàn shì lā jī dài mǎn le |
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Have you ever taken out the trash? nǐ yǒu dào guò lā jī ma? |
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Since you' ve lived here? cóng nǐ bān lái zhī hòu? |
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Well, I thought you liked doing it. wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ xǐ huān dào |
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lā jī cáo |
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Hey, Mr. Treeger. cuī gé xiān shēng |
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What are you doing? nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
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I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
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It' s a little old but.... fàng le yī duàn shí jiān, bù guò |
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You' re clogging up the chute I just unclogged. bú shì wǒ cái gāng tōng hǎo yòu bèi nǐ sāi zhù le |
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I' m sorry. I don' t come in here a lot. duì bù qǐ, wǒ bù cháng lái |
| [01:25.70] |
Of course not. You' re a little princess. dāng rán la, nǐ shì xiǎo gōng zhǔ ma |
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Daddy, buy me a pizza. bà bà, bāng wǒ mǎi pī sà |
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Daddy, buy me a candy factory. bà bà, bāng wǒ mǎi táng guǒ gōng chǎng |
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Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing " Happy Birthday" to me. bà bà, jiào" māo" de yǎn yuán bāng wǒ chàng" shēng rì kuài yuè gē" |
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You think you can come here... nǐ yǐ wéi nǐ kě yǐ lái zhè lǐ |
| [01:40.71] |
... make a mess and a big man in coveralls will clean it up? gǎo dé yī tuán luàn, fǎn zhèng yǒu rén huì shōu? |
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Think of someone else for a change. qù zhǎo bié rén ba |
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Okay, I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ ma |
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God, if you' re going to cry about it! tiān na, zhè yàng yě yào kū |
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The One With Ballroom Dancing běn jí bō chū:" yǔ láng gòng wǔ" |
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Treeger made you cry? cuī gé bǎ nǐ qì kū le? |
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He said really mean things that were only partly true. tā shuō le yī xiē hěn è liè yòu bù jìn zhēn shí de huà |
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I' ll teach him a lesson. wǒ qù jiào xùn tā |
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Joey, don' t. Let' s forget about it. qiáo yī, bú yào, wǒ kàn hái shì suàn le |
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That' s easy for you to say. You weren' t almost just killed! nǐ shuō de dào róng yì chà diǎn bèi shā de yòu bú shì nǐ |
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All right, that' s it. School is in session! gòu le, jiā lǐ yòu bú shì méi dà rén |
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Is this a gym card? tiān na, zhè shì jiàn shēn zhōng xīn kǎ ma? |
| [03:18.21] |
Oh, yeah, gym member. méi cuò, wǒ shì huì yuán |
| [03:20.85] |
I try to go four times a week, but I' ve missed... wǒ jǐn liàng 1 zhōu qù sì cì, dàn yǐ jīng |
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... the last 1200 times. yī qiān liǎng bǎi cì méi qù le |
| [03:27.79] |
So why don' t you quit? nà nǐ zěn me bù tuì chū? |
| [03:30.29] |
You don' t think I' ve tried? nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ méi shì guò? |
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You think I like having 50 a month taken from my account? nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ xǐ huān měi gè yuè hù tóu bèi kòu 50 yuán? |
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They make you go all the way down there. tā men bī nǐ dà lǎo yuǎn pǎo guò qù |
| [03:42.30] |
They use all these phrases and peppiness to confuse you. yòng gè zhǒng kè chéng hé xiào guǒ ràng nǐ hūn tóu |
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And then they bring out Maria. rán hòu hái jiào mǎ lì yà chū lái |
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Who is Maria? Oh, Maria! shuí shì mǎ lì yà? mǎ lì yà |
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You can' t say no to her. tā lìng rén wú fǎ kàng jù |
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Do you need me to go with you and hold your hand? yào wǒ péi nǐ qù wò zhe nǐ de shǒu ma? |
| [04:07.93] |
Oh, no. You' ll have to come. bú shì, nǐ dé péi wǒ qù |
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Tribbiani. Hold on. cuī bǐ yà ní děng yī xià |
| [04:17.90] |
I' ll get the plunger. mǎ tǒng yòu bù tōng le? |
| [04:22.34] |
You hold on. You made my friend Rachel cry. nǐ cái děng yī xià nǐ bǎ wǒ péng yǒu ruì qiū qì kū le |
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So you' ll go and apologize to her... mǎ shǎng qù xiàng tā dào qiàn |
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... unless you want me to call the landlord. fǒu zé wǒ jiù tōng zhī fáng dōng |
| [04:31.32] |
Maybe you haven' t heard of " not making girls cry." nǐ méi tīng guò nán rén bù gāi ràng nǚ rén liú lèi ma? |
| [04:34.12] |
Maybe you haven' t heard of the Rent Stabilization Act of 1968. nǐ méi tīng guò 1968 nián zū wū ān dìng fǎ àn ma? |
| [04:39.00] |
I have actually not heard of that. wǒ hái zhēn de méi tīng guò |
| [04:44.10] |
Your friends are violating it. nǐ péng yǒu wéi fǎn zhè gè fǎ àn |
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I' ve been nice until now, but I don' t need this grief. wǒ yī zhí hěn kè qì dàn wǒ bù bì shòu zhè zhǒng zuì |
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I' m telling the landlord... wǒ yào gào sù fáng dōng |
| [04:51.70] |
... Monica' s illegally subletting her grandmother' s place. mó nī kǎ fēi fǎ fēn zū tā nǎi nǎi de fáng zi |
| [04:55.17] |
Your friends are out of here, pal. nǐ péng yǒu dé bān chū qù le |
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Somebody tell me I don' t have to work today. shuí néng ràng wǒ jīn tiān bù yòng shàng bān |
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What' s the matter? zěn me le? |
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My first massage is this incredibly gorgeous guy. jīn tiān dì yí gè kè rén shì gè dà shuài gē |
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Every time I see him, I want to... měi cì jiàn dào tā, wǒ jiù xiǎng |
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... do things to him I can' t charge for. tì tā miǎn fèi fú wù yī xià |
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So do them for free. nà nǐ jiù zuò a |
| [05:23.90] |
No, it is forbidden. bù xíng, gōng sī bù zhǔn |
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Mrs. Potter fires people for messing around with clients. gēn kè rén luàn lái huì bèi bō tè tài tài kāi chú |
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And it' s against my oath as a masseuse. ér qiě yě wéi fǎn wǒ de àn mó shī shì yán |
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They make you take an oath? No, I made myself take one. nǐ hái dé fā shì? shì wǒ zì jǐ yào fā de |
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No fooling around with clients... bù dé yǔ kè rén luàn lái |
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... and always be prepared. hé yǒu bèi wú huàn |
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That one' s from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense. hòu miàn shì tóng jūn shǒu zé, bù guò shuō de tōng |
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Why not give him to someone else? nǐ zěn me bù bǎ tā zhuǎn gěi bié rén? |
| [05:54.17] |
No, I can handle it. I' m a professional. bù, wǒ kě yǐ yìng fù, wǒ hěn zhuān yè |
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Pheebs, is that a new ankle bracelet? fēi bǐ, nà shi xīn jiǎo liàn ma? |
| [06:01.11] |
You got a pedicure. nǐ qù xiū guò jiǎo zhǐ jiǎ |
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Your feet are all dressed up. nǐ de jiǎo dǎ bàn guò |
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That' s the only part he can see when he' s on the table! yīn wèi tā zài àn mó tái shàng zhǐ kàn de dào nǐ de jiǎo |
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You' re going to do some feet flirting! nǐ yào yòng jiǎo gōu yǐn tā |
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I don' t know what you' re talking about. wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ men zài shuō shí mǒ |
| [06:18.76] |
How do you explain the toe ring? nà nǐ gàn ma dài jiǎo zhǐ huán? |
| [06:23.53] |
It' s Arabian Princess Day at work. Leave me alone! jīn tiān shì a lā bó gōng zhǔ rì, xíng ma? shǎo luó suō la |
| [06:33.10] |
My hero! What happened? wǒ de yīng xióng! jié guǒ zěn yàng? |
| [06:35.81] |
I told him no one treats my friends like that. wǒ shuō shuí yě bù zhǔn qī fù wǒ de jiě mèi |
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And he better apologize. See you! tā zuì hǎo shàng lái dào qiàn, xiān zhè yàng |
| [06:41.38] |
Wait a minute. děng yī xià |
| [06:43.55] |
What did he say? tā zěn me shuō? |
| [06:49.82] |
Instead, he' ll evict you. See you later! tā yào gǎn nǐ men zǒu, zài lián luò |
| [06:52.82] |
You got us evicted? I told you not to go down there. nǐ hài wǒ men yào bèi gǎn zǒu? wǒ jiù jiào nǐ bú yào qù zhǎo tā |
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He made Rachel cry! tā bǎ ruì qiū qì kū le |
| [06:57.80] |
Rachel always cries! ruì qiū běn lái jiù ài kū |
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That' s not true! nǐ luàn jiǎng |
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You go down there, and you suck up to him. nǐ gěi wǒ xià qù pāi tā de mǎ pì |
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You suck like you' ve never sucked before! bào dà tuǐ xué gǒu jiào dōu xíng |
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All right, I' ll try. hǎo la, wǒ jǐn liàng |
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If I can' t, you stay with us till you get settled. yào shì méi chéng gōng nǐ men jiù xiān lái gēn wǒ men zhù |
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Go! All right, all right. qù la! hǎo la hǎo la |
| [07:19.75] |
I' ll have to check first, but he' ll be cool. wǒ dé xiān wèn qián dé, bù guò yīng gāi kě yǐ |
| [07:27.46] |
Remember what we talked about. You got to be strong. jì zhù gāng cái suǒ shuō de, yào jiān dìng |
| [07:34.03] |
Now one more time. zài lái yī cì |
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Don' t you want a washboard stomach and rockhard pecs? nǐ bù xiǎng yōng yǒu píng tǎn de xiǎo fù hé jiē shi de xiōng jī ma? |
| [07:39.24] |
No, I want a flabby gut and saggy manbreasts. bù xiǎng, wǒ xǐ huān pí jiǔ dù hé dà |
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That' s good. hěn hǎo |
| [07:51.78] |
I want to quit the gym. wǒ yào tuì chū huì yuán |
| [07:53.89] |
You want to quit? nǐ yào tuì chū? |
| [07:59.12] |
I want to quit the gym. wǒ yào tuì chū huì yuán |
| [08:01.39] |
You do realize you won' t have access to our new Swedish spa? nà jiù bù néng xiǎng yòng quán xīn de ruì diǎn SPA ō |
| [08:11.60] |
I want to quit the gym. wǒ yào tuì chū huì yuán |
| [08:14.41] |
Dave in the membership office handles quitters. hǎo, qǐng zhǎo huì yuán fú wù bù de dài wéi |
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Excuse me. Are you a member? bào qiàn, nǐ shì huì yuán ma? |
| [08:23.21] |
Me? wǒ? bú shì |
| [08:26.28] |
Sorry. Members only. bào qiàn, huì yuán cái néng jìn qù |
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I want to quit the gym! wǒ yào tuì chū huì yuán |
| [08:32.66] |
It' s okay, man. Be strong. fàng xīn hǎo le, yào jiān dìng |
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Are you a member of any gym? nǐ yǒu jiā rù rèn hé jiàn shēn zhōng xīn ma? |
| [08:44.30] |
No, and I' m not going to be. So save your little speech. wǒ méi yǒu, yě bú huì bié bái fèi chún shé le |
| [08:48.21] |
Okay, no problem. hǎo, méi wèn tí |
| [08:50.01] |
Could you come here? nǐ lái yī xià |
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Hi, I' m Maria. nǐ hǎo, wǒ shì mǎ lì yà |
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shū huó zhī jiā |
| [09:11.10] |
You have really pretty feet. nǐ de jiǎo hěn piào liàng |
| [09:14.73] |
These old things? zhèi xiē jī zhǎo? |
| [09:17.87] |
Would you spend time on my sciatic area? It' s killing me. bāng wǒ niē yī xià, kuài tòng sǐ le |
| [09:23.77] |
You mean.... nǐ shì shuō |
| [09:25.21] |
By sciatic, you mean... nǐ shuō de shì zhǐ |
| [09:31.92] |
Sure, I can do that. hǎo, méi wèn tí, yīn wèi |
| [09:34.02] |
Because the muscles in the sciatic area can get... de jī ròu yǒu shí dí què huì |
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... real nice and tight. jǐn shí yǒu tán xìng |
| [09:44.73] |
So tell me, Rick, how did you injure the area? ruì kè, nǐ zhè lǐ zěn me huì bù shū fu? |
| [09:49.20] |
A 16hour sitin for Greenpeace. wǒ wèi lǜ sè hé píng zǔ zhī jìng zuò kàng yì 16 xiǎo shí |
| [10:03.61] |
Did you just bite me? No! nǐ gāng cái yǎo wǒ? méi yǒu |
| [10:15.49] |
Please don' t kick the girls out. This was my fault. zěn yàng? bié bǎ tā men gǎn zǒu, shì wǒ bù hǎo |
| [10:19.13] |
You want me to kick you guys out instead? nǐ yào wǒ bǎ nǐ men gǎn zǒu ma? |
| [10:22.17] |
You can' t. Where would the chick and the duck live? bù xíng, nà xiǎo jī xiǎo yā yào zhù nǎ lǐ? |
| [10:29.47] |
Those are nicknames. nà shi chuò hào |
| [10:31.34] |
I' m the " chick," and Chandler' s the " duck." wǒ shì xiǎo jī, qián dé shì xiǎo yā |
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I would' ve thought it was the other way around. wǒ huì yǐ wéi shì fǎn guò lái |
| [10:39.48] |
Come on. Let the girls stay. bài tuō la, ràng tā men liú xià lái |
| [10:43.92] |
Really? You' d do anything? zhēn de? shén me dōu xíng? |
| [10:46.00] |
Yeah, absolutely. duì, méi cuò |
| [10:48.03] |
I got something. wǒ zhī dào nǐ néng zuò shí mǒ le |
| [10:49.59] |
What is it? shén me? |
| [10:53.26] |
Can you be my dancing partner? nǐ néng dāng wǒ de wǔ bàn ma? |
| [10:58.34] |
That' s not prison lingo, is it? zhè bú shì láo lǐ de hēi huà ba? |
| [11:02.81] |
I want to quit the gym. wǒ yào tuì chū huì yuán |
| [11:06.38] |
Can you honestly tell me that you' re 100 satisfied with your body. nǐ zhēn de bù bì lái zhè lǐ zēng qiáng huó lì? |
| [11:09.75] |
Yes, yes. Most of the time. dà bù fèn shí hòu dōu bù yòng |
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I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have. yǒu shí xīn qíng bù hǎo wǒ huì xiǎng dào wǒ xiào qǐ lái hěn kě ài |
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We were voted " Bestequipped Gym in New York" two years running. wǒ men lián xù 2 nián bèi piào xuǎn wèi niǔ yuē shè bèi zuì jiā jiàn shēn zhōng xīn |
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Do you really want to give that up? Yes, I hate it here. nǐ zhēn de xiǎng fàng qì? duì, wǒ tǎo yàn zhè lǐ |
| [11:23.63] |
Everything that you have in here is very heavy. zhè lǐ de dōng xī dōu hǎo zhòng |
| [11:35.74] |
You want to make your friend work out alone? nǐ zǒng bù xiǎng ràng nǐ péng yǒu luò dān ba? |
| [11:38.58] |
What friend? Your friend Ross. Just joined. shén me péng yǒu? nǐ de péng yǒu luó sī gāng jiā rù huì yuán |
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zhōng yāng kā fēi guǎn |
| [11:53.12] |
His dancing partner? tā de wǔ bàn? |
| [11:54.89] |
There' s this superintendents' dance, " The Super Ball." duì, tā men yǒu yí gè guǎn lǐ yuán wǔ huì jiào" guǎn wǔ huì" |
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He wants to impress Marge, this lady super he likes. tā xiǎng yǐn qǐ yí gè nǚ guǎn lǐ yuán mǎ jī de zhù yì |
| [12:04.70] |
Why not practice with a girl? nà zěn me bù zhǎo nǚ shēng liàn? |
| [12:06.90] |
He' s too shy. tā bù hǎo yì sī |
| [12:08.17] |
He' s not good enough to dance with girls yet. tā jué de tā hái méi zī gé gēn nǚ shēng tiào |
| [12:11.38] |
Yeah, right. shì a |
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He almost danced me right down that garbage chute. tā chà diǎn hài wǒ tiào jìn nà gè lā jī cáo lǐ |
| [12:17.55] |
Would you let it go already? You' re fine. bié zài niàn le, nǐ yòu méi shì |
| [12:26.06] |
So did you quit? nǐ tuì chū le ma? |
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I almost did. chà yì diǎn |
| [12:29.19] |
Couldn' t leave Ross there without a spotter. dàn wǒ bù néng diū xià luó sī bù guǎn |
| [12:32.86] |
Wait, now, so you joined the gym? suǒ yǐ nǐ jiā rù huì yuán le? |
| [12:39.30] |
And that' s funny, why? hěn hǎo xiào, wèi shí me? |
| [12:43.41] |
I was just, you know, picturing you working out, and.... wǒ zhǐ shì zài xiǎng xiàng nǐ zài jiàn shēn hé |
| [12:49.05] |
Well, that' s it. jiù zhè yàng |
| [12:52.02] |
We' re doomed. wǒ men huǐ le |
| [12:53.22] |
They' ll take 50 a month from our accounts for the rest of our lives. wǒ men xià bàn bèi zi měi gè yuè dōu huì bèi kòu 50 yuán |
| [12:58.00] |
What are we gonna do? wǒ men gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [13:00.19] |
You could actually go to the gym. nǐ men kě yǐ qù jiàn shēn a |
| [13:08.57] |
Or we could go to the bank... huò shì qù yín háng |
| [13:11.00] |
... close our accounts and cut them off at the source. jié diào hù tóu, duàn le tā men de cái lù |
| [13:16.27] |
You' re a genius. nǐ shì tiān cái |
| [13:18.11] |
Oh, man! But then, we won' t be bank buddies. nà wǒ men jiù bù néng dāng yín háng hǎo xiōng dì le |
| [13:22.38] |
Now there' s two reasons. xiàn zài yòu duō le yí gè lǐ yóu |
| [13:29.25] |
You guys, remember that cute client I told you about? jì de wǒ shuō de nà gè shuài gē kè rén ma? |
| [13:33.62] |
I bit him. wǒ yǎo le tā |
| [13:36.63] |
Where? On the tushy. yǎo nǎ lǐ? pì pì |
| [13:40.00] |
And that' s not against your oath? zhè yàng bù wéi fǎn nǐ de shì yuē? |
| [13:43.17] |
I know, but the moment I touch him... wǒ zhī dào, duì bù qǐ ma dàn shì yī mō dào tā |
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... I want to throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one. wǒ jiù xiǎng pāo kāi jiù shì yuē fā yí gè xiàn zhì jí de xīn shì |
| [13:51.48] |
Next time, try to distract yourself. xià cì nǐ jiù ràng zì jǐ fēn xīn |
| [13:54.45] |
Like when I' m doing something exciting... duì, xiàng wǒ rú guǒ zài zuò hěn xīng fèn de shì |
| [13:57.15] |
... and I don' t want to get too... yòu bù xiǎng tài |
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... excited. ... xīng fèn |
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... and Chandler. hái yǒu qián dé |
| [14:13.40] |
Thank you. Oh, no, thank you. xiè xiè nǐ a bù, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [14:22.84] |
All right, I' m here. Let' s get this over with. wǒ lái le, zán men sù zhàn sù jué ba |
| [14:26.04] |
Okay, well... hǎo |
| [14:28.25] |
... just follow my lead. gēn zhe wǒ de wǔ bù |
| [14:31.85] |
Don' t we need to do some kind of preparation first? bù bì xiān zuò diǎn zhǔn bèi ma? |
| [14:35.62] |
Like get really drunk? xiàng shì hē gè làn zuì? |
| [14:37.92] |
Come on. Hey, just put your arms around me. lái, bǎ shǒu huán bào zhe wǒ |
| [14:49.43] |
I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [14:54.24] |
... my breasts are coming out my back. wǒ de huì bèi zhuàng dào bèi hòu qù |
| [14:57.34] |
Forget it! I' m not being any good at this. suàn le, wǒ gēn běn bú huì tiào wǔ |
| [15:00.81] |
My mom was right. wǒ mā shuō de duì |
| [15:02.05] |
I' m just a big potato with arms and legs and a head. wǒ zhǐ shì zhǐ chuān le yī fú de dà zhū gōng |
| [15:07.48] |
Come on, man. You' re not a potato. bié zhè yàng, nǐ bú shì zhū gōng |
| [15:10.35] |
I' m sure as hell not a dancer. It' s no use. zǒng zhī wǒ bù shì hé tiào wǔ, liàn yě méi yòng |
| [15:14.19] |
Marge will never go for me. mǎ jī bú huì kàn shàng wǒ de |
| [15:17.53] |
Come on, Treeger. Don' t say that. lái, bié zhè me shuō ma |
| [15:20.53] |
You just need more practice. nǐ zhǐ shì xū yào liàn xí |
| [15:22.30] |
Come on. Let' s try it again. lái, zài shì yī cì |
| [15:28.74] |
Plus, it was probably mostly my fault anyway. ér qiě wèn tí bā chéng shì chū zài wǒ shēn shàng |
| [15:31.71] |
I' m not that comfortable dancing with a wǒ bù tài xí guàn gēn yí gè |
| [15:41.35] |
So how goes the dancing? Gay yet? wǔ liàn dé zěn yàng? yǒu" tóng zhì" qíng yì le ma? |
| [15:48.16] |
You guys owe me bigtime. nǐ men qiàn wǒ yí ge rén qíng |
| [15:54.93] |
What was that? nà shi shén me? |
| [15:58.14] |
You just did a little dancy thing. shén me? nǐ gāng cái zài tiào wǔ |
| [16:00.94] |
No, I didn' t. Yes, you did. wǒ nǎ yǒu nǐ yǒu |
| [16:03.51] |
You did a little hop. You are so enjoying this. nǐ gāng cái tiào le liǎng xià nǐ wán de hěn lè ō |
| [16:06.48] |
No, I' m not. wǒ méi yǒu |
| [16:08.08] |
And it wasn' t a hop. It was a pas de bourree. ér qiě nà bú shì tiào, nà jiào huá zǒu bù |
| [16:14.59] |
You know the words! nǐ hái zhī dào shù yǔ |
| [16:16.59] |
You are so into this! nǐ zhēn de hěn tóu rù |
| [16:18.49] |
Maybe I' m enjoying it a little. I' m getting pretty good at it. yě xǔ yǒu yì diǎn ba, wǒ yuè tiào yuè hǎo |
| [16:23.83] |
This is so sweet. Joey, our little twinkletoes. hǎo kě ài ō, qiáo yī xiǎo wǔ líng |
| [16:31.70] |
It' s like a sport, it' s manly. zhè shì yī zhǒng yùn dòng, hěn yáng gāng de |
| [16:34.87] |
Show me some " manly" moves. All right. lái, xiù jǐ gè yáng gāng de wǔ bù hǎo |
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I don' t know how to lead. wǒ bú huì dài wǔ |
| [16:50.42] |
Hello. nǐ hǎo |
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We' d like to close our accounts. wǒ men xiǎng bǎ hù tóu jié diào |
| [16:54.63] |
Close your accounts? Is there a problem? bǎ hù tóu jié diào? yǒu shén me wèn tí ma? |
| [16:58.53] |
No, we' d just like to close them. méi yǒu méi yǒu, wǒ men zhǐ shì xiǎng jié diào |
| [17:02.70] |
Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. hǎo, zhōng zhǐ zhàng hù yóu lán bó xiǎo jiě fù zé |
| [17:05.27] |
Would you come over here, please? qǐng nǐ lái yī xià |
| [17:09.11] |
Hi, I' m Karen. wǒ shì kǎi lún |
| [17:11.21] |
I want to quit the bank! wǒ yào tuì chū zhè jiā yín háng |
| [17:17.78] |
Okay. Baseball. hǎo, bàng qiú |
| [17:19.82] |
Rick playing baseball. He slides into second. ruì kè dǎ bàng qiú, huá shàng èr lěi |
| [17:23.69] |
Maybe even his pants come down a little. yě xǔ kù zi kě yǐ lā dī yì diǎn bú duì! |
| [17:28.00] |
Okay, sandwiches. Sandwiches. hǎo, sān míng zhì |
| [17:30.83] |
Okay, on a plate. sān míng zhì zài pán zi shàng |
| [17:32.86] |
Maybe Rick' s pants come down a little. ruì kè de kù zi lā dī yì diǎn bú duì! |
| [17:37.13] |
Chandler. qián dé |
| [17:39.50] |
Okay, Chandler. That' s working! hǎo, qián dé, yǒu yòng yé |
| [17:49.21] |
Chandler' s knees. qián dé de xī gài |
| [17:53.38] |
Chandler' s ankles. qián dé de jiǎo huái |
| [17:55.55] |
Chandler' s ankle hair. qián dé de jiǎo huái máo |
| [17:58.32] |
Oh, no! wán le |
| [18:00.22] |
Okay, you' re all set. hǎo le |
| [18:02.59] |
Wow! That was amazing! zhēn shì bù kě sī yì |
| [18:04.86] |
Was that really just an hour? zhēn de zhǐ yǒu 1 xiǎo shí ma? duì |
| [18:07.73] |
In really longhour world. zài 1 xiǎo shí chāo zhǎng de shì jiè lǐ |
| [18:10.73] |
What? shén me? |
| [18:13.47] |
hǎo ba |
| [18:15.91] |
I have an enormous crush on you. wǒ hěn xǐ huān nǐ |
| [18:18.24] |
But since you' re a client, I can' t ask you out... dàn nǐ shì kè rén, wǒ bù néng yuē nǐ |
| [18:21.11] |
... even though you give me the feelings. jiù suàn duì nǐ yǒu gǎn jué |
| [18:25.68] |
I had no idea. wǒ wán quán bù zhī dào |
| [18:29.39] |
I can always find another masseuse. bù guò wǒ kě yǐ zhǎo bié de àn mó shī |
| [18:33.22] |
Yeah, really. zhēn de |
| [18:40.53] |
What? zěn me le? |
| [18:41.77] |
Suddenly I' m very aware I' m naked. wǒ tū rán yì shí dào wǒ guāng zhe shēn tǐ |
| [18:46.57] |
Quiet down. hǎo, bié chǎo |
| [18:51.38] |
Mr. Simon' s been waiting Oh, my God! sài mén xiān shēng děng le tiān na |
| [18:54.04] |
Why wasn' t I offered that? wǒ wèi shí me méi yǒu? |
| [18:56.15] |
I' d definitely pay more for that. wǒ yuàn yì duō fù qián |
| [19:00.18] |
We have rules here. This is not that kind of place. fēi bǐ, zhè lǐ shì yǒu guī jǔ de wǒ men bù gǎo sè qíng |
| [19:04.05] |
I know, but this isn' t how it looks at all... wǒ zhī dào, dàn shì nǐ wán quán wù huì le |
| [19:07.06] |
... because Rick is my husband. yīn wèi ruì kè shì wǒ de zhàng fū |
| [19:10.16] |
Oh, really? shì ma? |
| [19:11.56] |
You' d better tell his other wife. nǐ zuì hǎo gào sù tā de lìng yí gè lǎo pó |
| [19:13.93] |
She called three times asking where he is. tā yǐ jīng dǎ sān cì lái zhā qín le |
| [19:19.27] |
Yes, I will tell her. hǎo, wǒ huì gào sù tā |
| [19:24.68] |
So you didn' t leave the bank? nǐ men méi yǒu jié diào hù tóu? |
| [19:27.34] |
And somehow we ended up with a joint checking account. méi yǒu ér qiě hái yì qǐ bàn le yí gè huó cún zhàng hù |
| [19:32.55] |
What will you ever use that for? nǐ men yào nà gè zhàng hù gàn ma? |
| [19:34.85] |
To pay for the gym. zhuǎn zhàng gěi jiàn shēn zhōng xīn |
| [19:40.79] |
So I had a great day. wǒ jīn tiān guò de zhēn hǎo |
| [19:43.00] |
Rick and I hit it off. We were making out. ruì kè hé wǒ yī pāi jí hé, wǒ men qīn rè |
| [19:45.63] |
Then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore. rán hòu lǎo bǎn zǒu jìn lái yīn wèi wǒ mài chūn ér kāi chú wǒ |
| [19:50.47] |
You got fired? Oh, my gosh! nǐ bèi chǎo yóu yú? tiān na |
| [19:52.37] |
It' s so weird. I have never been fired from anything. gǎn jué hǎo guài, wǒ cóng lái méi bèi kāi chú guò |
| [19:56.47] |
Sweetie. qīn ài de |
| [19:58.34] |
I started walking around, not knowing what to do next. wǒ kāi shǐ màn wú mù dì de luàn huǎng |
| [20:02.55] |
I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. hái wèn lù shàng de rén yào bú yào àn mó |
| [20:07.58] |
Then these policemen thought I was a whore too. jié guǒ jǐng chá yě yǐ wéi wǒ shì |
| [20:10.89] |
It' s really been a bad day, whorewise. yǐ yí gè lái shuō jīn tiān hái zhēn bèi |
| [20:19.33] |
Hey, Duck. Is Chick here? xiǎo yā, xiǎo jī zài ma? |
| [20:24.17] |
Yeah, Bunny Rabbit. zài, tù bǎo bǎo? |
| [20:28.61] |
Ready for our last practice? yào liàn zuì hòu yī cì le? |
| [20:30.71] |
We' re not getting that spin right because my place is too small. zhuàn quān hái bù gòu hǎo, wǒ nà lǐ tài xiǎo le |
| [20:35.01] |
Want to use our place? No, I had another idea. yào qù wǒ jiā ma? bù, wǒ yǒu bié de zhǔ yì |
| [21:20.72] |
We did it! chéng gōng le! |
| [21:22.56] |
That was incredible! wǒ zhī dào, tài bàng le |
| [21:24.56] |
That was amazing! We totally nailed it! tài jīng cǎi le, fēi cháng wán měi tài bàng le |
| [21:28.27] |
Hey, listen. Thanks a lot, Tribbiani. cuī bǐ yà ní, zhēn shì xiè le |
| [21:31.77] |
Oh, my God! Look at the time. zāo gāo, dōu jǐ diǎn le |
| [21:33.84] |
I got to catch the bus to the ball. wǒ dé gǎn gōng chē qù wǔ huì |
| [21:38.94] |
Good luck. hǎo, zhù nǐ hǎo yùn |
| [21:40.68] |
Unless you want to practice the fox trot. Or the tango? hái shì nǐ xiǎng liàn hú bù wǔ? huò shì tàn gē |
| [21:48.42] |
You see, I think I' m ready to dance with girls. wǒ yǐ jīng kě yǐ gēn nǚ shēng tiào le |
| [21:53.69] |
Go get them, Treeger. Right. hǎo, qù mí dào tā men ba hǎo |
| [22:02.00] |
You want to come? Marge has a friend. nǐ xiǎng qù ma? mǎ jī yǒu gè péng yǒu |
| [22:05.10] |
Really? zhēn de? |
| [22:06.40] |
You' d dance good with her. She' s the same size as me. nǐ huì hěn xí guàn, tā gēn wǒ chà bù duō zhuàng |
| [22:09.51] |
No, I' m good. bù, bù yòng le |
| [22:26.26] |
It looks like you' ve got great experience. lā lā yǔ zhēn àn mó yuàn kàn lái nǐ hěn yǒu jīng yàn |
| [22:29.46] |
Let' s see. Reason for leaving last job? wǒ kàn kàn nǐ wèi shí me cí qù shàng yī fèn gōng zuò? |
| [22:35.57] |
Okay. We' ll give you a call if anything comes up. hǎo, yǒu xiāo xī wǒ men huì tōng zhī nǐ |
| [22:40.57] |
Great. Thank you very much. tài hǎo le, xiè xiè nǐ |