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Monica. mó nī" kǎ" |
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It' s worth it if it' ll get you moving. You haven' t worked in months! hǎo, néng ràng nǐ jiē jiù zhí de nǐ hǎo jǐ gè yuè méi gōng zuò le |
| [04:31.-1] |
That would be great! Thank you. tài hǎo le, xiè xiè |
| [09:22.-2] |
You know which one? nǐ zhī dào yīng gāi kàn nǎ yī bù? |
| [09:32.-1] |
Do you know the name of that one? nǐ zhī dào tā de míng zì ma? |
| [14:12.-3] |
... even if I don' t get to be the one who gives it to her. jiù suàn bú shì wǒ sòng de yě xíng |
| [14:55.-2] |
It' s a book that' s just a book. tā jiù shì yī běn shū |
| [14:57.-2] |
It' s the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite as a kid. shì tā xiǎo shí hòu zuì xǐ huān de shū " tiān é róng tù bǎo bǎo" de zhēn běn |
| [16:08.-4] |
Excuse me? Excuse me! dǎ rǎo yī xià |
| [20:59.-2] |
I' ll be in, in a minute. wǒ mǎ shàng jiù lái |
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Thanks for the tasty dinner. You' re welcome for a tasty dinner. xiè xiè nǐ zhǔ de hǎo liào suí shí dōu huān yíng |
| [00:07.02] |
What are you guys looking at? nǐ men zài kàn shén me? |
| [00:09.09] |
Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world. luó sī hé yǔ zhòu wú dí dì yī měi nǚ |
| [00:11.86] |
Yeah, come to Papa! hǎo sāo de niáng r men |
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I know! wǒ zhī dào |
| [00:22.63] |
Probably the only time I' ll say this... zhè shí zài bù xiàng wǒ huì shuō de huà |
| [00:24.84] |
... but did you see the ass on her? dàn nǐ men kàn dào tā de le ma? |
| [00:27.44] |
What did you...? When did you...? nǐ shì nǐ shì |
| [00:29.94] |
How did you...? How did you get a girl like that? nǐ zěn me nǐ zěn me bǎ dào nà zhǒng huò sè de? |
| [00:34.05] |
So what is she, like a spokesmodel? An aerobics instructor? tā shì shuí, dài yán mó tè ér? yǒu yǎng wǔ dǎo jiào liàn? |
| [00:38.58] |
Actually, she' s a paleontology doctoral candidate... tā shì gǔ shēng wù xué bó shì hòu xuǎn rén |
| [00:42.09] |
... specializing in the Cenozoic Era. zhuān gōng xīn shēng dài |
| [00:44.86] |
But that' s, like, the easiest era. bù guò nà shi zuì jiǎn dān de shí dài |
| [00:48.79] |
I' ve seen her at work, but I always figured.... wǒ zài guǎn lǐ jiàn guò tā, dàn zǒng jué de |
| [00:53.83] |
But I made her dinner. zǒng zhī wǒ zuò fàn gěi tā chī |
| [00:56.63] |
We had a great time. And we' re going out again tomorrow. wǒ men liáo de hěn yú kuài míng tiān hái yào jiàn miàn |
| [01:02.54] |
Maybe her friends are betting to see who gets the biggest geek. yě xǔ tā gēn péng yǒu dǎ dǔ shuí néng diào dào zuì guài de guài tāi |
| [01:06.68] |
Fine by me. Hope she wins. wǒ wú suǒ wèi, zhù tā shèng lì |
| [01:11.28] |
Hey, we should have a contest. Yeah. wǒ men yě yīng gāi lái bǐ |
| [01:14.75] |
See who can bring home the most beautiful woman. kàn shuí dài huí lái de nǚ shēng zuì piào liàng |
| [01:17.52] |
That' s a good idea, Joe. We could call it life. hǎo zhǔ yì míng chēng jiù jiào" zhēn shí rén shēng" |
| [01:22.23] |
The One with the Dirty Girl běn jí bō chū:" sòng lǐ fēng bō" |
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| [02:09.14] |
You have any wrapping paper? yǒu bāo zhuāng zhǐ ma? |
| [02:11.21] |
Is it for my birthday present? nǐ yào bāo wǒ de shēng rì lǐ wù? |
| [02:13.75] |
It was your birthday months ago. nǐ shēng rì dōu guò le 1 gè yuè |
| [02:16.31] |
You said you ordered something special and it just hadn' t come yet. duì, dàn nǐ shuō dìng le tè bié de dōng xī hái méi sòng lái |
| [02:23.39] |
I have a call in about that. wǒ yǒu jiē dào diàn huà |
| [02:27.56] |
It' s for Kathy. It' s an early copy of her favorite book. zhè shì gěi kǎi xī de shēng rì lǐ wù shì tā zuì xǐ huān de shū de zǎo qī bǎn běn |
| [02:31.53] |
The Velveteen Rabbit! shì" tiān é róng tù bǎo bǎo" |
| [02:34.33] |
When the boy' s love makes the rabbit real.... tiān na dāng nán hái de ài ràng tā biàn chéng zhēn tù zi |
| [02:37.24] |
Don' t touch it because your fingers have destructive oils. hǎo, bié mō, nǐ de shǒu yǒu yóu wū |
| [02:41.84] |
Then you' d better keep it away from Ross' hair. nà nǐ zuì hǎo bié kào jìn luó sī de tóu fà |
| [02:46.74] |
This is pretty rare. How did you get that? zhè hěn zhēn guì, nǐ shì zěn me zhǎo dào de? |
| [02:49.41] |
No big deal. I just went to some bookstores... méi shén me, wǒ zhǐ shì pǎo le jǐ jiā shū diàn wèn le jǐ gè shū shāng |
| [02:52.22] |
... talked to some dealers, called some of the author' s grandchildren. lián luò le jǐ gè zuò zhě de sūn zi |
| [02:56.92] |
Honey, that' s so sweet. zhēn shì tài gǎn rén le |
| [02:58.76] |
What a great way to say," l secretly love you, roommate' s girlfriend." wán quán xuān gào le " shì yǒu de mǎ zǐ, wǒ zài àn liàn nǐ" |
| [03:04.56] |
It doesn' t say that. nǎ huì a |
| [03:06.73] |
Does it? huì ma? |
| [03:08.37] |
How will it look when you get her something incredibly meaningful... nǐ zì jǐ kàn ma nǐ sòng de lǐ wù bié jù yì yì yòu áng guì |
| [03:12.87] |
... and expensive, and her boyfriend, Joey, gives her an orange? tā de nán péng yǒu què sòng tā yí gè liǔ chéng |
| [03:17.41] |
I' ll make sure Joey gets her something really great. hǎo wǒ huì jiào qiáo yī sòng tā hěn hǎo de lǐ wù |
| [03:20.91] |
It' s got to be better than that book. kě dé bǐ nà běn shū hái hǎo |
| [03:23.48] |
Like a crossbow! xiàng shí zì gōng la |
| [03:27.39] |
Once again, I am sorry. zhēn de hěn bào qiàn |
| [03:29.49] |
Thank you. Bye. xiè xiè, zài jiàn |
| [03:32.39] |
I had to turn down a job catering a funeral for 60 people. wǒ tuī diào yí gè 60 rén de sāng lǐ wài huì |
| [03:36.39] |
Oh, my God! What happened? tiān na, chū le shén me shì? |
| [03:39.73] |
Sixty guests. shì 60 gè" kè rén" |
| [03:45.17] |
Why' d you have to turn it down? nǐ wèi shí me yào tuī diào? |
| [03:47.21] |
I don' t have the money or equipment... yīn wèi wǒ méi yǒu qián hé yòng jù |
| [03:49.74] |
... to handle something that big on such short notice. kě yǐ lín shí jiē zhè zhǒng dà shēng yì |
| [03:53.41] |
Wow, what is with all the negativity? zhè me xiāo jí shì zěn me huí shì? |
| [03:56.28] |
You sound like " Monican' t," not " Monican"! nǐ hǎo xiàng" mó nī bù kě" ér bú shì" mó nī kě" |
| [04:04.06] |
You' ve been playing around with this catering for years. nǐ bàn wài huì dōu 3 nián duō le |
| [04:07.69] |
Do you want to be a caterer? I don' t know. nǐ dào dǐ xiǎng bù xiǎng dāng wài huì chú shī? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [04:10.53] |
There you go! That' s the spirit! zhè jiù duì le! |
| [04:14.10] |
If you need money, I will lend you money. Just get moving! nǐ xū yào qián wǒ jiè nǐ, nǐ jiù jiē ba |
| [04:18.27] |
Really? I' d need 500 for all the food and supplies. zhēn de? wǒ xū yào 5 bǎi yuán lái cǎi mǎi |
| [04:26.74] |
Neither have you. Yes, but I' m doing this. nǐ yě shì dàn wǒ zhèng zài zī zhù nǐ |
| [04:37.89] |
Can I borrow your apartment keys? Why? nǐ jiā de yào shi jiè wǒ wèi shí me? |
| [04:44.56] |
You can pee here. nǐ kě yǐ zài zhè lǐ niào a |
| [04:49.93] |
Yes, I can, of course. yě duì |
| [04:53.14] |
It' s okay. The duck' s using our bathroom anyway. bù hǎo yì sī fǎn zhèng gāng hǎo yā zǐ yě zài yòng yù shì |
| [04:59.74] |
What are you getting for her birthday? nǐ yào sòng tā shén me shēng rì lǐ wù? |
| [05:02.05] |
We' ve been dating a couple weeks. I got to get her something? wǒ men cái jiāo wǎng 2 xīng qī yě yào sòng ma? |
| [05:06.18] |
You have to get her something really nice. yào a bù dàn yào sòng, hái yào sòng de hěn hǎo |
| [05:10.02] |
I know! And not one of your coupons... yǒu le! 1 xiǎo shí de... |
| [05:12.46] |
... for an hour of " Joey Love." ... qiáo yī měng nán tǐ yàn quàn bù suàn |
| [05:20.30] |
A crossword! Can I help? No. tián zì yóu xì! wǒ kě yǐ bāng máng ma? bù xíng |
| [05:23.43] |
Last week I got all but three answers... duì bù qǐ kě shì shàng xīng qī wǒ jī hū quán dá duì le |
| [05:25.84] |
... and I want to finish one without any help. wǒ hěn xiǎng dú lì wán chéng yī cì |
| [05:28.74] |
Fine. hǎo |
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But you can' t help me develop my new universal language. nà nǐ yě bù néng bāng wǒ yán fā xīn yǔ zhòu yǔ |
| [05:35.81] |
How' d it go? zěn me yàng? |
| [05:37.12] |
Oh, my God! It was the best funeral ever! tiān na, zhè gè zàng lǐ tài bàng le |
| [05:41.02] |
Everyone loved the food. měi ge rén dōu shuō hǎo chī |
| [05:43.15] |
I even got another funeral for tomorrow. wǒ hái jiē le míng tiān de lìng yī chǎng zàng lǐ |
| [05:45.82] |
The dead guy from today' s best friend. shì jīn tiān de sǐ zhě de sǐ dǎng |
| [05:48.49] |
It' s like I am the official caterer for that accident. wǒ chéng le nà chǎng shì gù de zhǐ dìng wài huì |
| [05:52.36] |
Mon, I' m so happy for you! wǒ zhēn tì nǐ gāo xìng |
| [05:54.53] |
Thanks. Check out my new catering stuff. xiè le, nǐ kàn wǒ de xīn yòng jù |
| [05:57.84] |
Look! I' m an omelet station! kàn, wǒ kě yǐ qù mài dàn juǎn |
| [06:00.20] |
Omelet? Made to order? yào tè zhì dàn juǎn ma? |
| [06:03.04] |
I' ll have one, please. Plus my money. qǐng gěi wǒ yī fèn, hái yǒu wǒ de qián |
| [06:08.11] |
I didn' t realize you needed it right away. wǒ bù xiǎo de nǐ mǎ shàng jiù yào |
| [06:10.88] |
You told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I be' d. nǐ jiào wǒ qù dāng wài huì chú shī wǒ jiù qù le |
| [06:15.89] |
I used it to buy all this stuff. wǒ bǎ qián dōu huā diào le |
| [06:17.69] |
Aborigine. " yuán zhù mín"! |
| [06:22.00] |
bú duì |
| [06:24.26] |
I got another job tomorrow, so I' ll pay you back then. wǒ míng tiān hái yǒu shēng yì dào shí jiù néng hái nǐ |
| [06:28.73] |
Okay. Sorry I acted like a bank. hǎo, bào qiàn gāng cái yī fù yín háng zuǐ liǎn |
| [06:33.17] |
Aborigine. Oh, no, I tried that already. " yuán zhù mín"! bú duì, wǒ yǐ jīng shì guò le |
| [06:50.66] |
Would you like to come in? nǐ yào jìn lái ma? |
| [06:52.79] |
Did Homo erectus hunt with wooden tools? zhí lì rén shì yòng mù qì dǎ liè ma? |
| [06:58.16] |
According to recent findings. zuì xīn zhèng jù xiǎn shì shì de |
| [07:11.28] |
Here, Mitzi! Here, Mitzi! mì qí lái, mì qí lái |
| [07:15.31] |
Mitzi is...? mì qí shì |
| [07:17.28] |
My hamster. wǒ de cāng shǔ |
| [07:19.92] |
I hope she' s okay. I haven' t seen her in a while. dàn yuàn tā méi shì, hǎo jiǔ méi jiàn dào tā le |
| [07:23.12] |
Have a seat. qǐng zuò |
| [07:24.52] |
Where? zuò nǎ lǐ? |
| [07:27.63] |
Oh, hey. Do you.... duì le, nǐ |
| [07:33.70] |
Do you have any Cinnamon Fruit Toasties? nǐ yǒu ròu guì shuǐ guǒ kǎo tǔ sī ma? |
| [07:37.77] |
Well, I do. shén me? wǒ yǒu |
| [07:40.84] |
Let' s go back to my place, light a couple candles... wǒ men huí wǒ jiā qù, diǎn jǐ gēn là zhú |
| [07:44.18] |
... break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties.... kāi yī hé ròu guì shuǐ guǒ kǎo tǔ sī |
| [07:49.51] |
I' d rather not. Oh, yeah? Why not? hái shì bú yào hǎo le wèi shí me? |
| [07:54.12] |
Don' t take this the wrong way... wǒ méi yǒu è yì |
| [07:56.69] |
... but your place kind of has a weird smell. dàn shì nǐ jiā yǒu yī gǔ guài wèi |
| [08:07.33] |
ls everything in the car? Did you settle the bill? dōng xī dōu shàng chē le? duì, qián ná dào le ma? |
| [08:11.37] |
I hate this part. hái méi, wǒ zuì tǎo yàn yào qián le |
| [08:14.41] |
Look what we almost left! chà diǎn wàng le zhè gè |
| [08:16.64] |
That' s not mine. nà bú shì wǒ de |
| [08:18.81] |
Look what we almost took! chà diǎn tōu le zhè gè |
| [08:28.55] |
Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart? bǎi kǎ tè tài tài? |
| [08:30.69] |
Well, we' re all cleaned up. chú fáng dōu shōu shí hǎo le |
| [08:33.59] |
Good. Thank you. hěn hǎo, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [08:39.43] |
And, well, there' s this small matter of the.... hái yǒu yī jiàn xiǎo shì |
| [08:44.37] |
Dear? The matter of... shén me shì? jiù shì |
| [08:47.51] |
... payment. fèi yòng de shì |
| [08:49.74] |
Jack used to handle the finances. qián dōu shì jié kè zài guǎn |
| [09:00.28] |
You get it? No, but I made a widow cry. ná dào le ma? méi yǒu, dàn shì bǎ wèi wáng rén rě kū le |
| [09:03.12] |
See you in hell. wǒ men huì bèi dǎ xià shí bā céng dì yù |
| [09:12.03] |
You know what we should all do? nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [09:14.57] |
Go see a musical. wǒ men yīng gāi qù kàn gē wǔ jù |
| [09:19.20] |
Sure. hǎo |
| [09:24.64] |
The 1996 Tony Award winner. 1996 nián dōng ní jiǎng dé jiǎng zuò pǐn |
| [09:28.38] |
I mean, that one' s gotta be good. nà bù xì yí dìng zàn |
| [09:34.22] |
I don' t know. Grease? bù xiǎo de," huǒ bào làng zǐ"? |
| [09:38.19] |
bú shì |
| [09:41.49] |
Rent? " jí wū chū zū"? |
| [09:43.26] |
Yes! Rent! duì!" jí wū chū zū" |
| [09:46.00] |
So when do you want to go? hǎo, shén me shí hòu qù? |
| [09:47.73] |
What? I' m sorry. I can' t, I' m busy. shén me? wǒ bù xíng, wǒ hěn máng |
| [09:55.64] |
Man, it is so hard to shop for girls. tiān na, nǚ hái zi de lǐ wù zhēn nán mǎi |
| [10:00.01] |
Yes, it is... dí què hěn nán |
| [10:01.25] |
... at Office Max! wén jù diàn? |
| [10:05.42] |
What did you get her? nǐ mǎi le shén me? |
| [10:08.25] |
A pen. yī zhī bǐ |
| [10:10.92] |
It' s two gifts in one. It' s a pen that' s also a clock. zhè shì èr hé yī, shì bǐ, yě shì shí zhōng |
| [10:16.59] |
You can' t give her that. Why not? nǐ bù néng sòng zhè gè wèi shí me? |
| [10:19.60] |
She' s not 11! tā bú shì xiǎo hái zi |
| [10:22.50] |
And it' s not the seventh night of Chanukah. zhè yě bú shì guāng míng jié jié shù qián xī |
| [10:27.71] |
What he means by that is, while this is a very nice gift... tā de yì sī shì, zhè gè lǐ wù suī rán hǎo |
| [10:31.88] |
... maybe it' s not something a boyfriend gives. què bù shì hé sòng gěi nǚ péng yǒu |
| [10:34.65] |
Sure it is. dāng rán shì hé |
| [10:36.21] |
She needs a pen for work. tā shàng bān yào yòng dào bǐ |
| [10:37.72] |
She' s writing. She turns it over. " It' s time for my date with Joey!" xiě dào yī bàn zhuǎn guò lái yī kàn wa, gāi qù gēn qiáo yī yuē huì le |
| [10:44.32] |
All right. What did you get for Angela Del Veccio' s birthday? hǎo nǐ sòng ān qí lā shén me shēng rì lǐ wù? |
| [10:49.33] |
She didn' t have one. wǒ men jiāo wǎng shí méi pèng shàng shēng rì |
| [10:51.36] |
For three years? zhěng zhěng 3 nián? |
| [10:55.83] |
Look, it' s too late, and I got an audition. yǐ jīng lái bù jí le, wǒ hái yào shì jìng |
| [10:58.87] |
I can' t shop anymore. wǒ bù néng zài zhǎo le |
| [11:02.51] |
I will go out and try to find something for her. wǒ qù bāng nǐ zhǎo, hǎo ma? |
| [11:06.51] |
Thanks, man. xiè le |
| [11:07.91] |
While you' re at it, could you get her a card? nǐ néng bù néng shùn biàn mǎi zhāng kǎ piàn? |
| [11:11.75] |
Would you like me to write her a little poem as well? yào bú yào wǒ shùn biàn xiě yī shǒu xiǎo shī? |
| [11:15.09] |
Or just get a card that has a poem already in it. huò shì mǎi zhāng yìn le shī dí kǎ piàn |
| [11:20.09] |
Oh, so it' s a card, but it' s also a poemholder. nà shi yī zhāng kǎ piàn, yě shì yī yè shī |
| [11:29.17] |
You have to get our money. She couldn' t stop crying. nǐ dé bǎ qián yào dào dàn shì tā kū gè bù tíng |
| [11:33.47] |
With those thick glasses, her tears look giant. yǎn lèi hái bèi yǎn jìng fàng dà le |
| [11:37.41] |
I know, it' s tough. wǒ zhī dào hěn nán |
| [11:38.84] |
You know what the first thing I did after my mom' s funeral was? nǐ zhī dào wǒ mā yī xià zàng wǒ zuò le shén me |
| [11:42.25] |
What? Pay the caterer! shén me? fù qián gěi wài huì chú shī |
| [11:45.18] |
I' ve had a lot of jobs. wǒ zuò guò hěn duō gōng zuò |
| [11:46.82] |
And there are some people who always try to get out of paying. yǒu xiē rén zǒng shì xiǎng lài zhàng |
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It' s either " That massage wasn' t long enough"... bú shì" àn mó shí jiān bù gòu zhǎng" |
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... or " l don' t know any of those songs"... jiù shì" wǒ méi tīng guò zhè jǐ shǒu gē" |
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... or " These sombreros aren' t big enough. Bad little white girl!" huò" zhèi xiē mò xī gē cǎo mào bù gòu dà" " huài xīn yǎn de bái niū" |
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So you think she' s faking? nǐ jué de tā zài zhuāng? |
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There weren' t any tears till you showed her the bill. nǐ ná chū zhàng dān qián tā gēn běn méi kū |
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She sounded pretty upset to me. tā tīng qǐ lái hěn nán guò |
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She seems fine now. xiàn zài sì hū méi shì le |
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So you just left? Her place was really that bad? suǒ yǐ nǐ jiù zǒu le? tā jiā zhēn de nà me zàng? |
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You throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day. wǒ men xià bān huí jiā huì bǎ wài tào rēng dào yǐ zi shàng |
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Like that, only instead of a chair, it' s a pile of garbage. zài tā jiā shì rēng dào yī duī lā jī shàng |
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And instead of a jacket, it' s a pile of garbage. nà yě bú shì wài tào, ér shì yī duī lā jī |
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And instead of the end of the day, it' s the end of time... nà yě bú shì xià bān huí jiā ér shì shì jiè mò rì |
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... and garbage is all that has survived. zhǐ yǒu lā jī cún liú xià lái |
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Here. Wow. Thanks. ná qù xiè le |
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So what happened? rán hòu ne? |
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Nothing. I had to get out of there. nǎ yǒu rán hòu, wǒ táo zhī yāo yāo |
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Next time, you take her to your place. xià cì nǐ jiù dài tā qù nǐ jiā |
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I tried that. She says it has a weird smell. wǒ shì guò le, tā shuō wǒ jiā yǒu guài wèi |
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What kind of smell? I don' t know. Soap? shén me guài wèi? bù xiǎo de, xiāng zào wèi? |
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Listen, you like this girl, right? Yeah. tīng zhe, nǐ xǐ huān tā duì ba? duì |
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You want to see her again? Yeah. nǐ xiǎng zài gēn tā jiàn miàn? duì |
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So you' re going to have to do it in the mess! nà nǐ jiù dé zài lā jī lǐ gēn tā zuò |
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Yeah, okay. You' re right. hǎo ba, nǐ shuō de duì |
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I mean, who cares about a little sloppiness? shāo wēi luàn yì diǎn yòu zěn yàng? |
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It' s endearing, really. All right! qí shí mán kě ài de hěn hǎo |
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Now you go get that beautiful pig! qù liào dǎo nà zhǐ měi lì de zhū ba |
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I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present... wǒ huā le yī xià wǔ tì kǎi xī zhǎo yī jiàn |
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... for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit. bǐ zhè zhǐ tù zi hǎo de lǐ wù |
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Any luck? yǒu zhǎo dào ma? |
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Yeah, I found this great place called " lnvisible Things for Kathy." yǒu, wǒ zhǎo dào yī jiā diàn jiào" sòng gěi kǎi xī de yǐn xíng lǐ wù" |
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Can you give me a hand with all this stuff? nǐ néng bù néng bāng wǒ bān yī zhèi xiē lǐ wù? |
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Just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen... nǐ jiù bǎ shū tuì huí qù ràng qiáo yī sòng tā nà zhī shí zhōng bǐ |
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... and you get her something worse than that... nǐ sòng gè gèng chà de dōng xī, lì rú |
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... Iike a regular pen. yī zhī pǔ tōng de bǐ |
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She' s really going to love this, you know? tā huì hěn xǐ huān zhè běn shū |
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The bottom line is, I want her to have it... wǒ xī wàng tā yōng yǒu zhè běn shū |
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Honey, that' s so sweet. hǎo gǎn rén ō |
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You don' t think it' s just pathetic? nǐ bù jué de hěn kě bēi ma? |
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Oh," pathetic"! shì" kě bēi"! |
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I' ve been looking all over for you. wǒ yào qù jiàn kǎi xī le, wǒ dào chù zhǎo nǐ |
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Where? Our place. The hall. zài nǎ lǐ zhǎo? jiā lǐ la, dà tīng la |
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I got something for her. wǒ zhǎo dào lǐ wù le |
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It' s a book. shì yī běn shū |
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A book? shū? |
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Is it a book that' s also a safe? shì shū yě shì bǎo xiǎn hé? |
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So just let me know if she likes it, okay? ràng wǒ zhī dào tā xǐ bù xǐ huān, hǎo ma? |
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You got it. Thanks for doing this. I owe you one. méi wèn tí xiè xiè nǐ, wǒ qiàn nǐ yī cì |
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There wasn' t any change from that twenty, was there? nà 20 kuài méi yǒu zhǎo qián shì ba? |
| [15:15.06] |
No, it came out to an even twenty. méi yǒu, gāng hǎo 20 kuài |
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Wow. That' s almost as much as a new book. wa, gēn xīn shū chà bù duō guì |
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You didn' t get the money? Maybe I can try at intermission? hái shì méi yào dào, duì ba? děng tā zàn tíng zài qù hǎo le |
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You know what? Let' s just go. wǒ men jiù zǒu ba |
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We' re not leaving till we get paid! bù xíng, qián méi ná dào bù néng zǒu |
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I don' t know who she thinks she is. tā yǐ wéi tā shì shuí a |
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I talked to the florist. She didn' t get paid either. wǒ wèn guò, huā diàn yě méi ná dào qián |
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Or the limo driver, or the priest, and he can get the dead guy damned for all eternity. hái yǒu líng chē sī jī hé shén fù dàn tā kě yǐ zhòu nà gè sǐ rén bù dé chāo shēng |
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Well, I' m not going back out there. wǒ bú yào zài qù le |
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Fine. Enough is enough! hǎo, wǒ shòu gòu le |
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Hey, widow? wèi, wèi wáng rén |
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Widow? sǐ lǎo gōng de |
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Thanks. Clearly this is a very, very hard time for you. xiè le nǐ xiàn zài dāng rán shí fēn nán guò |
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But we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid... dàn wǒ men tí gōng fú wù jiù gāi lǐng dào fèi yòng |
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... because you ate that service. yīn wèi nǐ chī dōu chī le |
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We are not leaving here until we are paid every penny, because... qián méi fù qīng wǒ men bú huì zǒu |
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... we' re parttime caterers and we have no place else to go. yīn wèi wǒ men shì jiān zhí de, bù bì gǎn chǎng |
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All right. I' ll get my bag. hǎo, wǒ qù ná pí bāo |
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Good. hěn hǎo |
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I' m going to leave some cards here. wǒ liú jǐ zhāng míng piàn |
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Please think of us for your next event. xià cì yǒu xū yào qǐng kǎo lǜ wǒ men |
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So you want to come inside? nǐ xiǎng jìn lái ma? |
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Yes. xiǎng |
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Yes, I do. wǒ xiǎng |
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I' ll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. wǒ mǎ shàng huí lái, nǐ suí biàn zuò |
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Guess who? cāi cāi wǒ shì shuí? |
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Department of Sanitation? wèi shēng jī chá rén yuán? |
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It' s me. shì wǒ |
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What? zěn me le? |
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Oh, Cheryl! ō! xuě róu |
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tiān na |
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It' s my hamster! It' s Mitzi! Oh, my God! nà shi wǒ de cāng shǔ, shì mì qí tiān na |
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I' m so sorry. I must have freaked out. duì bù qǐ, wǒ xià dào le |
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Thank God it' s not Mitzi! xìng hǎo bú shì mì qí |
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It' s just a rat. zhǐ shì yì zhī lǎo shǔ |
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I did it! wán chéng le |
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I finished it! I did it all by myself! wǒ tián wán le wǒ yí ge rén bǎ tā tián wán le |
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And there' s nobody to hug. què méi yǒu rén kě bào |
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Move! |
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Hey, you guys! nǐ men! |
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I finished it all by myself! Hug me. wǒ yí ge rén bǎ zì mí tián wán le, bào wǒ |
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tài bàng le |
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Congratulations. Thank you. gōng xǐ xiè xiè |
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How did it go? wài huì bàn dé zěn yàng? guò yǐn sǐ le |
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The widow wouldn' t pay, so Phoebe yelled at her till she did. nà gè guǎ fù bù kěn fù qián fēi bǐ jiù mà dào tā fù qián wéi zhǐ |
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I' m a hardass. méi cuò, wǒ shì hěn jué sè |
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And I' m a wuss. We should be partners. ér wǒ shì ruǎn jiǎo xiā wǒ men yīng gāi lián shǒu |
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Hardass and wuss. We could fight crime. shì a hěn jué sè hé ruǎn jiǎo xiā dǎ jī fàn zuì |
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Wait a minute, Phoebe. děng yī xià, fēi bǐ |
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We should be partners. wǒ men shì gāi lián shǒu |
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We should be catering partners. wǒ men yīng gāi hé huǒ bàn wài huì |
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You' re not working now, and we have a great time together. nǐ xiǎng ma, nǐ xiàn zài méi gōng zuò wǒ men yòu hé zuò wú jiàn |
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I cook and you take care of the money. hǎo wǒ xià chú, nǐ guǎn qián |
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It' ll be like I have a wife in the 50s! wǒ jiù xiàng qǔ le gè hěn chuán tǒng de lǎo pó |
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How did she like the gift? zěn yàng? tā xǐ huān ma? |
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She loved it. She' s showing the girls right now. tā ài sǐ le tā ná qù gé bì gěi nǚ shēng men kàn |
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Yeah? That' s great. shì ma? tài hǎo le |
| [19:57.27] |
I got to tell you... lǎo shí shuō |
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... I feel bad taking credit for this, because... zhàn le zhè gè gōng láo wǒ hěn guò yì bù qù |
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... am I going to get a lot of credit for this! wǒ kě yǒu de shuǎng le |
| [20:12.09] |
Happy birthday. Thank you. shēng rì kuài lè xiè xiè |
| [20:14.19] |
You know, Chandler got you a gift too. qián dé yě yǒu lǐ wù yào sòng nǐ |
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No, he didn' t. tā méi yǒu |
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Yeah, he did. Look, it' s right there on the counter. tā yǒu, kàn, jiù zài cān tái shàng |
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Happy birthday. shēng rì kuài lè |
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I' m sorry. wǒ hěn bào qiàn |
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You really didn' t have to. nǐ hé bì pò fèi |
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You think it' s just a pen, but you turn it over and it' s also a clock. nǐ yǐ wéi zhè shì yī zhī bǐ qí shí zhuǎn guò lái huán yǒu shí zhōng |
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No, this is great! hǎo bàng de lǐ wù |
| [20:51.23] |
Thank you, Chandler. Oh, yeah. xiè xiè nǐ, qián dé bù kè qì |
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Want to go to bed? yào shuì jiào le ma? |
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Don' t forget your coupon. bié wàng le dài měng nán tǐ yàn quàn |
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Good night. wǎn ān |
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Thank you for the gift. xiè xiè nǐ de lǐ wù |
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I just knew that sometimes when you' re writing... wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng yǒu shí nǐ xiě zì shí |
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... you don' t always know the exact time. bù yí dìng zhī dào què qiè shí jiān |
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No, I didn' t mean the pen. Thank you for the book. wǒ bú shì shuō zhè zhī bǐ xiè xiè nǐ nà běn shū |
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The book? shū? |
| [21:34.84] |
The Velveteen Rabbit? " tiān é róng tù bǎo bǎo" |
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I have a feeling you had something to do with it. wǒ jué de gēn nǐ yǒu guān |
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What do you mean? shén me yì sī? |
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When Joey gave it to me he said: qiáo yī sòng wǒ de shí hòu shuō |
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" This is because I know you like rabbits, and I know you like cheese." " yīn wèi wǒ zhī dào nǐ xǐ huān tù zi" " yě xǐ huān qǐ sī" |
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Thanks. I love it. xiè xiè, wǒ hǎo xǐ huān |
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I know how hard it must have been for you to find. nǐ yí dìng huā le hěn duō gōng fū |
| [21:57.36] |
In case you missed that, that sound was," Oh, well." rú guǒ nǐ méi tīng dào wǒ de yì sī shì" hái hǎo la" |
| [22:02.13] |
You must really like Joey to go to all that trouble. nǐ yí dìng hěn xǐ huān qiáo yī cái huì zhè me fèi xīn |
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Oh, yeah. He' s my shì a, tā shì |
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He' s my best friend. tā shì wǒ zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu |
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Well.... Good night. wǎn ān |
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Hey, that coupon expires, you know. nà kě shì xiàn shí tǐ yàn quàn |
| [22:41.54] |
You don' t know me. I' m Monica Geller, Ross' sister. nǐ bù rèn shi wǒ wǒ shì mó nī kǎ gài lēi, luó sī de mèi mei |
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You know, it' s too bad that didn' t work out. nǐ hǎo, kě xī wǒ men hé bù lái |
| [22:48.61] |
Anyway, he told me about your apartment. zǒng zhī tā tí dào nǐ jiā de qíng kuàng |
| [22:51.15] |
Well, I couldn' t sleep thinking about it. wǒ xiǎng dé shuì bù zháo |
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So would it be okay if I cleaned it? wǒ kě yǐ bāng nǐ dǎ sǎo ma? |
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bù xíng ma? |
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I won' t be able to sleep. wǒ huì shuì bù zháo |