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So, what is this? zhè shì shén me? |
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Googlie Worm. niǔ niǔ chóng |
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And this? zhè gè ne? |
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Glow Pop Jiggly Jam. máo máo qiú |
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It' s so funny! hǎo hǎo wán ō |
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What' s this? zhè shì shén me? |
| [00:17.25] |
A hunk of sandwich from last year. qù nián shèng de yí kuài sān míng zhì |
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Geller' s got one hooked! Looks like a big one! gài lēi diào dào le! kàn lái shì tiáo dà yú |
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It' s the classic struggle between man jīng diǎn de rén yú dà zhàn |
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Someone knocked over a lamp. yǒu rén zhuàng dǎo yī zhǎn tái dēng |
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You know what' ll be great about the fishing trip? zhè cì qù diào yú zuì bàng de shì |
| [00:38.17] |
When my Dad asks," What are you doing with your life?"... dào le hú zhōng yāng bà huì wèn wǒ" nǐ dōu zài máng shén me" |
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... I can say," I' m doing a movie with Charlton Heston. wǒ kě yǐ shuō wǒ yào gēn què ěr dēng xī sī dùn yǎn diàn yǐng |
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What about you?" nǐ ne? |
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tài bàng le |
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Don' t stop having fun just because I' m here. bié yīn wèi wǒ chū lái jiù dī qì yā |
| [00:54.85] |
Kathy didn' t cheat on all of you. kǎi xī méi yǒu bèi pàn nǐ men |
| [00:59.19] |
Well, except you. chú le nǐ |
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You know what is so sweet? Those birds have not left his side the whole time. zuì gǎn rén de shì nà liǎng zhī jī yā yī zhí gēn zhe tā |
| [01:14.37] |
Yeah, I wish that rooster were dead. nà zhǐ gōng jī zěn me bù sǐ |
| [01:17.61] |
You shouldn' t leave Chandler alone. They broke up only two days ago. qiáo yī, nǐ bù gāi diū xià qián dé tā gēn kǎi xī cái fèn shǒu 2 tiān |
| [01:22.48] |
Go fishing next week. xià zhōu zài qù diào yú ba |
| [01:24.21] |
There' s nothing I can do. He' s still in his sweats. wǒ bāng bù shàng máng, tā hái chuān zhe yùn dòng kù |
| [01:27.15] |
That' s only phase one. xiàn zài cái dì yī jiē duàn |
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I' ll be back for phase two. I' d never miss that. wǒ dì èr jiē duàn huì huí lái wǒ cóng bù cuò guò dì èr jiē duàn |
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Phase two? shén me dì èr jiē duàn? |
| [01:35.69] |
Getting drunk and going to a strip club. hē gè làn zuì, shàng tuō yī wǔ tīng |
| [01:39.93] |
How does going there make him better? nà yàng zěn me huì yǒu bāng zhù? |
| [01:42.73] |
There are naked ladies there. nà lǐ yǒu luǒ nǚ |
| [01:45.47] |
Then to phase three: seeing yourself with other women. rán hòu jiù shì dì sān jiē duàn duì bié de nǚ rén chǎn shēng xìng huàn xiǎng |
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There are naked ladies there too. nà gè jiē duàn yě yǒu luǒ nǚ |
| [01:52.94] |
Would you give me one minute, please? ràng wǒ qīng jìng yī xià hǎo ma? |
| [01:57.48] |
The One with Joey' s Dirty Day běn jí bō chū:" shī liàn dà zuò zhàn" |
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These will match the jacket you picked out last week? zhè gēn nǐ shàng xīng qī tiāo de wài tào pèi? |
| [02:49.16] |
There we go. zhè jiù duì le |
| [02:52.13] |
There it is. jiù shì zhè yàng |
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You know what I need? Gloves. nǐ zhī dào wǒ xū yào shén me? shǒu tào |
| [02:57.07] |
Brown leather dress gloves. zōng sè de pí shǒu tào |
| [02:59.77] |
Well, let' s see.... hǎo, wǒ kàn kàn... |
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This one is large. zhè zhī shǒu shì dà hào |
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And this one.... zhè zhī shǒu |
| [03:05.65] |
Also large? yě shì dà hào? |
| [03:08.15] |
Two larges coming right up. duì, liǎng zhǐ dà hào de shǒu tào mǎ shàng lái |
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Hello. |
| [03:15.79] |
Damn you. Could I have a moment? ruì qiū, dān wù nǐ yī xià |
| [03:19.19] |
My niece, you see, is in town from London. wǒ de zhí nǚ cóng lún dūn lái wán |
| [03:22.33] |
Shropshire, but you know. qí shí shì shén luó pǔ jùn |
| [03:24.20] |
She' s about your age, I' d say. tā gēn nǐ chà bù duō dà |
| [03:26.50] |
Anyway, I have tickets for the opera. Die Fledermaus. zǒng zhī wǒ yǒu liǎng zhāng gē jù de piào " biān fú" |
| [03:30.61] |
Would you like to keep her company tonight? nǐ jīn wǎn yuàn yì péi tā ma? |
| [03:33.24] |
Sure. You got it! hǎo, méi wèn tí tài hǎo le |
| [03:35.01] |
Count me in. Me. Fledermaus. Great! suàn wǒ yī fèn wǒ hé" biān fú", tài bàng le |
| [03:38.25] |
Yes, of course. Thank you so very much. hǎo, xiè xiè, xiè xiè, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [03:42.88] |
So? suǒ yǐ? |
| [03:46.65] |
So? zěn yàng? |
| [03:52.19] |
Gloves? Sorry, I' ll be right back. shǒu tào? duì ō, wǒ mǎ shǎng qù ná |
| [03:55.16] |
Actually, I got to take off. qí shí wǒ gāi zǒu le |
| [03:57.50] |
I was curious. Do you have plans tonight? bù xiǎo de nǐ jīn wǎn yǒu méi yǒu shì? |
| [04:00.94] |
No, nothing! méi yǒu, méi shì |
| [04:02.77] |
I invested in a nightclub. It opens tonight. Want to come? wǒ tóu zī de yè zǒng huì jīn wǎn kāi mù nǐ yào qù ma? |
| [04:05.94] |
That would be great! hǎo a, tài bàng le |
| [04:08.11] |
You' re into hardcore S M, right? nǐ xǐ huān xìng nüè dài de zhǔ tí ba? |
| [04:12.88] |
Well, I guess. I' m kidding. yīng gāi kāi wán xiào de |
| [04:17.52] |
I' ll put you on the VlP list. Look for me. wǒ huì xiān dào, wǒ huì bǎ nǐ liè wéi guì bīn jìn lái zhǎo wǒ |
| [04:21.19] |
Great! You bet. hǎo, méi wèn tí |
| [04:22.39] |
I' ll see you tonight. wǎn shàng jiàn hǎo |
| [04:25.56] |
I almost forgot the tickets. What? chà diǎn wàng le gěi nǐ piào shén me? |
| [04:28.30] |
For you and Emily. Tonight. Die Fledermaus. nǐ hé ài mì lì, jīn wǎn " biān fú" |
| [04:33.87] |
Oh, right. duì ō |
| [04:35.07] |
You' ll like it. It has two out of the three tenors. nǐ yí dìng huì xǐ huān sān dà nán gāo yīn qù le liǎng gè |
| [04:45.65] |
I can' t believe Kathy did this to me. kǎi xī jū rán zhè yàng duì wǒ |
| [04:48.05] |
I really thought she was the one. wǒ zhēn de yǐ wéi wǒ yào dìng xià lái le |
| [04:50.65] |
I' ll tell you what. gào sù nǐ men |
| [04:52.05] |
I' m not getting out of this chair. Ever! wǒ zài yě bù lí kāi zhè zhāng yǐ zi le |
| [04:54.92] |
From now on, this chair is the one! yǐ hòu wǒ yào dìng zài zhè zhāng yǐ zi shàng |
| [04:58.06] |
You know what else is the one? My sweatpants. hái yǒu zhè tiáo yùn dòng kù |
| [05:01.66] |
Just take the sweats off, okay? bié zhè yàng, bǎ yùn dòng kù tuō diào |
| [05:05.00] |
Take them off and we' ll have some fun. tuō diào, wǒ men lái wán |
| [05:11.87] |
Wow, and I can' t resist that line. That' s why I never wear sweatpants. wǒ kàng jù bù liǎo zhè gè yòu huò suǒ yǐ wǒ dōu bù chuān yùn dòng kù |
| [05:20.42] |
Did you catch any fish? yǒu diào dào dà yú ma? |
| [05:22.02] |
You guys have no idea. shuō chū lái xià sǐ nǐ men |
| [05:24.19] |
You stink! Are you kidding? nǐ hǎo chòu gǎo shén me |
| [05:27.06] |
Three days without a shower. Plus, I fell in a big tub of worms! wǒ 3 tiān méi xǐ zǎo hái diào jìn yī tǒng yú ěr lǐ |
| [05:34.16] |
How' s he doing? tā zěn me yàng? |
| [05:35.50] |
He hasn' t left that chair in two days. zuò zài nà li zuò le 2 tiān |
| [05:38.23] |
Hey, buddy, how' s it going? xiōng dì, nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [05:46.11] |
You see? He just needed his pal to come home. hǎo xiōng dì huí jiā jiù méi shì le |
| [05:49.28] |
I got to memorize my lines. wǒ dé bèi tái cí |
| [05:51.45] |
Me and Charlton Heston, bright and early tomorrow, baby! míng tiān yī zǎo yào hé què ěr dēng xī sī dùn yǎn xì |
| [06:00.46] |
What' s the matter? zěn me le? |
| [06:03.36] |
Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. yuē shū yà yuē wǒ cān jiā yè zǒng huì kāi mù |
| [06:08.46] |
But I already told Mr. Waltham... dàn wǒ yǐ jīng dā yìng wò sēn xiān shēng |
| [06:10.73] |
... that I would take his niece to the dumb old opera. yào dài tā de zhí nǚ qù kàn lǎo diào yá gē jù |
| [06:15.54] |
So, what are you going to do? néng zěn me bàn ne? |
| [06:19.04] |
I don' t know. No! Help me! wǒ bù zhī dào bù xíng, jiù jiù wǒ |
| [06:21.78] |
I can' t. I have to work. Phoebe? wǒ bù xíng, wǒ yào gōng zuò fēi bǐ? |
| [06:24.61] |
I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening. wǒ hěn xiǎng, dàn wǒ dōu zài wǎn shàng hài xǐ |
| [06:28.42] |
Unless she wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me. chú fēi tā xiǎng zhěng wǎn bāng wǒ lāo zhù tóu fà |
| [06:32.72] |
You guys, come on! I have to meet Joshua. bài tuō la, wǒ yí dìng yào qù zhǎo yuē shū yà |
| [06:35.62] |
It' s my one chance for him to see the " fun" Rachel. zhè yàng tā cái néng kàn dào yǒu qù de ruì qiū |
| [06:38.46] |
The " wouldn' t it be great if she were my wife?" Rachel. " qǔ lái dāng lǎo pó huì hěn bàng" de ruì qiū |
| [06:44.17] |
Are Joey and Chandler back? qiáo yī hé qián dé huí lái le ma? |
| [06:46.47] |
Chandler' s still in phase one, and Joey' s that thing you smell. qián dé hái zài dì yī jiē duàn qiáo yī jiù shì chòu wèi de lái yuán |
| [07:02.18] |
So.... suǒ yǐ? |
| [07:06.15] |
No. bú yào |
| [07:07.92] |
Come on! bài tuō la |
| [07:11.09] |
She' s here. Wait, wait. yīng gāi shì tā děng yī xià |
| [07:12.63] |
Ross, please? luó sī, bài tuō la |
| [07:14.80] |
You want me to take some girl I' ve never met to the opera... nǐ yào wǒ dài yí gè bù rèn shi de nǚ shēng qù kàn gē jù |
| [07:18.87] |
... so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy? hǎo ràng nǐ qù yè zǒng huì gēn mǒu gè nán rén dǎ qíng mà qiào? |
| [07:23.10] |
That is a toughie. zhēn nán jué dìng a |
| [07:25.54] |
She' s looking down the hall. tā zài kàn zǒu láng |
| [07:28.64] |
She looked right at me. tā zài kàn wǒ |
| [07:30.95] |
You can' t see people through that hole, can you? zhè yàng kàn shì kàn bú dào de, duì ba? |
| [07:40.62] |
I' ll be right there! Okay, Ross, please. mǎ shàng lái luó sī, bài tuō la |
| [07:43.36] |
I thought we had moved on. wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ men yǐ jīng fàng dé kāi le |
| [07:45.13] |
I thought we could be happy for each other. wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ men kě yǐ bǐ cǐ zhù fú le |
| [07:48.23] |
I mean, was that just me? nán dào zhǐ yǒu wǒ shì? |
| [07:51.73] |
All right, I' ll do it. hǎo ba |
| [07:53.13] |
Thank you, thank you. xiè xiè nǐ, xiè xiè |
| [07:56.17] |
Emily. I' m Rachel Greene. ài mì lì wǒ shì ruì qiū gé lín |
| [07:59.81] |
Thank goodness! xiè tiān xiè dì |
| [08:01.58] |
There' s been a teeny change of plans. I' m not free tonight jì huà yǒu xiǎo xiǎo de biàn dòng wǒ wǎn shàng méi kòng, suǒ yǐ |
| [08:05.71] |
Really? shì ma? |
| [08:08.08] |
I must' ve missed your call, though I didn' t leave the flat all day. tài hǎo le, wǒ yí dìng shì méi jiē dào diàn huà suī rán wǒ zhěng tiān dū méi chū mén |
| [08:12.55] |
Well, l wǒ |
| [08:13.86] |
That' s not rude. It' s in keeping with the trip... bù, zhè yě méi shén me wǒ lái dào zhè lǐ |
| [08:16.72] |
... where I' ve been run down by one of your wiener carts... xiān shì bèi nǐ men de rè gǒu chē zhuàng dǎo |
| [08:20.66] |
... and been stripsearched at the airport. zài jī chǎng yòu bèi tuō yī fu sōu shēn |
| [08:23.53] |
Apparently, I look like someone who' s got cocaine stuffed up their bum. xiǎn rán wǒ zhǎng de jiù xiàng lǐ sāi le |
| [08:31.11] |
I think you look great. wǒ jué de nǐ hěn piào liàng a |
| [08:34.71] |
Good night. It was very nice to meet you. zài jiàn, hěn gāo xìng rèn shi nǐ |
| [08:40.88] |
I' ll get her. wǒ qù zhuī tā |
| [08:43.08] |
Please, hurry. kuài qù hǎo |
| [08:46.52] |
Don' t you just love the way they talk? tā men jiǎng huà hǎo hǎo wán |
| [08:59.20] |
What? The baby kicked! zěn me le? bǎo bǎo zài tī |
| [09:01.37] |
Oh, my God. |
| [09:02.94] |
No, wait. The elastic in my underwear busted. bú duì, shì nèi kù de sōng jǐn dài duàn le |
| [09:08.28] |
Oh, my God! I overslept! wán le, wǒ shuì guò tóu le |
| [09:10.71] |
I was supposed to be on the set half an hour ago! tōng gào shì bàn xiǎo shí qián, wǒ dé gǎn kuài |
| [09:14.25] |
You can' t go like that! You stink! nǐ bù néng zhè yàng qù, nǐ hǎo chòu |
| [09:16.75] |
I fell asleep. Now I don' t have time! wǒ shuì zháo wàng jì xǐ zǎo xiàn zài méi shí jiān le |
| [09:19.79] |
Just 10 blocks away. If I run, I' ll make it. cái shí tiáo jiē, yòng pǎo de hái lái de jí |
| [09:22.39] |
Run 10 blocks. That' ll help the smell. pǎo shí tiáo jiē huì gèng chòu |
| [09:25.63] |
Slow down! No, keep moving. màn yì diǎn! bù, nǐ zǒu ba |
| [09:28.63] |
How did it go last night? zuó wǎn zěn me yàng a? |
| [09:30.77] |
Well, I didn' t see Joshua. wǒ méi jiàn dào yuē shū yà |
| [09:33.94] |
But I did punch a girl in the face. dàn wǒ zòu le yí gè nǚ shēng yī quán |
| [09:36.97] |
The whole night was horrible. It was pouring. zuó wǎn zhēn de hěn dǎo méi, yǔ xià de hěn dà |
| [09:39.91] |
There was no Rachel Greene on the list. But there was a Rachel Greep. dào le xiàn chǎng míng dān shàng méi yǒu ruì qiū gé lín dàn yǒu yí gè ruì qiū gé pí |
| [09:44.95] |
So did you get to meet her? nǐ yǒu jiàn dào tā ma? |
| [09:49.85] |
There is no Rachel Greep. But this girl overheard us. gēn běn méi zhè gè rén dàn yǒu gè nǚ shēng tīng dào le |
| [09:53.69] |
And she said," I' m Rachel Greep!" And he let her in. dà jiào" wǒ jiù shì ruì qiū gé pí" jié guǒ tā jiù jìn qù le |
| [09:57.29] |
So you hit her? suǒ yǐ nǐ zòu tā? |
| [09:58.86] |
No, she was already in. bú shì, tā yǐ jīng jìn qù le |
| [10:00.49] |
This big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella... bù guò hòu miàn yǒu gè féi pó xiǎng tōu wǒ de sǎn |
| [10:03.63] |
... so I clocked her. wǒ biǎn le tā |
| [10:06.80] |
All I wanted was a few hours... zhēn shi de, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng zài gōng zuò zhī yú |
| [10:09.54] |
... outside of work to see Joshua... gēn yuē shū yà xiāng chǔ yī xià |
| [10:12.71] |
... so he could go ahead and start falling in love with me. hǎo ràng tā yǒu jī huì ài shàng wǒ |
| [10:19.15] |
Pheebs. fēi |
| [10:22.68] |
Honey, that' s your name. nà shi nǐ de míng zì |
| [10:25.85] |
That' s short for Phoebe? I thought that' s what we called each other. wǒ yǐ wéi nà shi wǒ men zhī jiān de nì chēng |
| [10:32.99] |
You' re wearing pants! That' s right. nǐ chuān shang kù zi le méi cuò |
| [10:35.40] |
Where are the guys? I' m ready to get drunk and see strippers. nán shēng ne? wǒ yào mǎi zuì kàn tuō yī wǔ le |
| [10:39.73] |
It' s 9: 30 a. m. cái zǎo shàng 9 diǎn bàn |
| [10:41.04] |
They got a breakfast buffet. nà lǐ yǒu zǎo cān chī dào bǎo |
| [10:45.61] |
wèi luó sī |
| [10:47.54] |
Let me talk to him! ràng wǒ gēn tā shuō |
| [10:48.68] |
Oh, my God! Can' t I just? tiān na wǒ néng bù néng |
| [10:51.25] |
It' s my phone and she' s shush Please! wǒ de diàn huà tā hái xū wǒ bié chǎo la! |
| [10:53.71] |
What' s he saying? tā shuō shí mǒ? |
| [10:55.65] |
He' s with Emily in Vermont. tā gēn ài mì lì zài fó méng tè tóu sù |
| [10:58.15] |
What? Oh, my God! shén me? tiān na |
| [11:00.09] |
Who the hell is Emily? No. ài mì lì shì shuí? bù! |
| [11:03.96] |
When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet.... gāng jiàn miàn dí shí hòu tā cóng tóu dào jiǎo dōu shī tòu le |
| [11:07.46] |
Who wouldn' t be miserable? rèn shuí dōu huì xīn qíng bù hǎo |
| [11:09.23] |
I' m telling you, once l got her into a dry pair of shoes... wǒ yī ràng tā huàn shàng gàn de xié zǐ |
| [11:11.83] |
... she was a totally different person. tā jiù wán quán biàn le |
| [11:13.63] |
They' re in Vermont? How did this happen? tā men zài fó méng tè? zěn me huì? |
| [11:17.84] |
How' d he end up in Vermont with that witch? tā zěn me huì gēn nà gè wū pó qù fó méng tè |
| [11:21.14] |
Maybe she doesn' t hit him all the time. yě xǔ tā méi yǒu yī zhí dǎ tā ba |
| [11:24.41] |
There' s a deer outside eating fruit from the orchard! luó sī, kuài lái wài miàn yǒu zhǐ xún lù zài chī guǒ yuán de shuǐ guǒ |
| [11:28.18] |
I got to go! There' s a deer eating fruit from the orchard! wǒ yào guà le wài miàn yǒu zhǐ xún lù zài chī guǒ yuán de shuǐ guǒ |
| [11:34.66] |
He had to go. There was a deer eating fruit from the orchard. tā guà le wài miàn yǒu zhǐ xún lù zài chī guǒ yuán de shuǐ guǒ |
| [11:39.99] |
I don' t get this. She was horrible! wǒ bù dǒng, tā hěn jī chē yé |
| [11:42.40] |
I' m going to go stand over there. wǒ yào qù zhàn zài nà biān |
| [11:46.27] |
Why do you care? nǐ gàn ma zhè me zài hu? |
| [11:48.37] |
I don' t care. wǒ cái bù zài hu |
| [11:51.57] |
I' m just upset that I' m getting nowhere with Joshua. wǒ zhǐ shì hěn qì wǒ gēn yuē shū yà méi jìn zhǎn |
| [11:55.18] |
You do not just meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont! dàn nǎ yǒu rén yī rèn shi jiù pǎo qù fó méng tè de |
| [11:59.38] |
When you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail. nǐ hé bèi lì yī rèn shi jiù pǎo qù wéi ěr |
| [12:03.08] |
Could you, just for once... nǐ néng bù néng ǒu ěr yǒu yī cì |
| [12:05.45] |
... not remember every little thing? bú yào shén me xiǎo shì dōu jì de |
| [12:10.59] |
So you know, when' s he getting back? tā shén me shí hòu huí lái? |
| [12:13.23] |
A couple of days. guò liǎng tiān ba |
| [12:14.60] |
I knew something like this would happen. wǒ jiù zhī dào huì zhè yàng |
| [12:17.36] |
What are you doing? nǐ gàn shén me? |
| [12:20.94] |
You can' t go back a phase! qián dé, nǐ bù néng ràng jiē duàn dào liú |
| [12:23.00] |
You' re thinking about time. You can' t go back in time. kě yǐ, shí jiān cái bù néng dào liú |
| [12:28.41] |
Why don' t you do your phase two strip club thing with us? wǒ men gēn nǐ qù jìn xíng dì èr jiē duàn hǎo le |
| [12:33.01] |
We can be guys! duì ya, wǒ men kě yǐ dāng nán shēng |
| [12:34.88] |
No, you can' t. nǐ men bù xíng |
| [12:37.42] |
Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys. ràng wǒ men dāng ma, yě xǔ wǒ men xiǎng dāng |
| [12:40.35] |
No, you don' t. You' d be all hairy and wouldn' t live as long. nǐ men cái bù xiǎng, quán shēn shì máo hái duǎn mìng |
| [12:45.36] |
Would you just stop being such a wuss and get those off? bié zhè me nāo zhǒng bǎ yùn dòng kù tuō diào |
| [12:49.90] |
And come with us and watch naked girls dance! gēn wǒ men qù kàn luǒ nǚ tiào wǔ |
| [12:54.54] |
Okay. hǎo |
| [12:57.54] |
I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [13:01.14] |
yín bēi piàn chǎng |
| [13:04.28] |
Joey Tribbiani. I' m here. wǒ shì qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní, wǒ lái le |
| [13:06.28] |
Calm down, we got time. We' re running late. bié jí, lái de jí, jìn dù yǒu diǎn luò hòu |
| [13:11.62] |
All set. |
| [13:16.92] |
Look at that. Charlton Heston eating licorice. nǐ kàn, què ěr dēng xī sī dùn zài jué gān cǎo |
| [13:20.93] |
Yeah, he loves them. I' ve never seen him with tā hěn ài jué gān cǎo, lǎo shì |
| [13:28.47] |
What the hell is that? What smells so bad? gǎo shén me? shén me dōng xī zhè me chòu? |
| [13:32.01] |
You. nǐ |
| [13:34.18] |
I could see why you would think that. But you know who it is? nán guài nǐ huì zhè me xiǎng, bù guò, nǐ zhī dào qí shí shì shuí? |
| [13:39.11] |
You? nǐ? |
| [13:40.75] |
No, no. It' s Heston. bù, shì xī sī dùn |
| [13:45.59] |
What? shén me? |
| [13:46.72] |
He reeks like he went on a threeday fishing trip, then ate licorice. tā chòu dé hǎo xiàng qù diào le 3 tiān yú xiàn zài hái jué gān cǎo |
| [13:51.86] |
No way. He' s the only one with a shower in his dressing room. bù kě néng zhǐ yǒu tā de xiū xī shì yǒu yù shì |
| [13:56.43] |
Really? A shower? zhēn de? yù shì? |
| [13:58.43] |
Which room might that be? shì nǎ yī jiān? |
| [14:01.20] |
The one with " Heston" on it. mén kǒu yǒu xiě" xī sī dùn" de nà jiān |
| [14:04.94] |
Interesting. yǒu yì sī |
| [14:19.69] |
I got some ones. You want to put them in her panties? wǒ huàn le líng chāo nǐ yào bú yào qù sāi tā de xiǎo kù kù? |
| [14:23.62] |
No, thanks, Mom! bù yòng le, niáng |
| [14:29.53] |
That. bào qiàn |
| [14:31.10] |
You have to put that out because I' m pregnant. nǐ dé xī diào, wǒ huái yùn le |
| [14:34.03] |
Maybe you and your baby ought to go to another strip club. yě xǔ nǐ hé nǐ de hái zi yīng gāi qù bié jiā |
| [14:38.71] |
It' s not my baby. zhè cái bú shì wǒ de hái zi |
| [14:43.44] |
Very good. hěn hǎo |
| [14:46.91] |
Really good. I enjoyed it. Very exotic. tài bàng le, wǒ xǐ huān, hěn huǒ là |
| [14:51.95] |
I just checked our messages and Joshua didn' t call. wǒ chá guò liú yán, yuē shū yà méi dǎ lái |
| [14:55.46] |
You' d think he' d be worried about me not showing up. wǒ hái yǐ wéi wǒ méi qù tā huì dān xīn |
| [14:59.09] |
You know what makes it worse? gèng zāo de shì |
| [15:00.96] |
Ross is all happy in Vermont. luó sī zhèng zài fó méng tè fēng liú kuài huó |
| [15:03.90] |
Come on, look where you are! bài tuō, nǐ zài kàn tuō yī wǔ yé |
| [15:08.17] |
Another round of daiquiris. zài lái yī lún |
| [15:10.34] |
Virgin for me. jì de wǒ yào qì shuǐ |
| [15:12.27] |
Don' t let me leave without the name of that carpet guy. jì de tí xǐng wǒ wèn nà gè rén de míng zì |
| [15:16.08] |
kǎi lún, hái yǒu, nǐ zuì hǎo |
| [15:19.45] |
Come on! bài tuō! |
| [15:22.38] |
You know what? I' ll go home and call Kathy. suàn le, wǒ yào huí jiā dǎ gěi kǎi xī |
| [15:25.65] |
If it' ll help. rú guǒ yǒu yòng de huà |
| [15:27.19] |
That was a test. In a few hours, I' ll be drunk. bù, nà shi gè kǎo yàn zài guò jǐ xiǎo shí wǒ huì hē zuì... |
| [15:30.36] |
I' ll want to call her. You' ll have to stop me. ... xiǎng dǎ gěi tā nǐ men dé zǔ zhǐ wǒ |
| [15:32.99] |
Then I' ll be so drunk, I' ll want to call Janice. jiē zhe wǒ huì làn zuì dào xiǎng dǎ gěi zhēn nī sī |
| [15:35.96] |
You should! How is she? nǐ shì gāi dǎ, tā hǎo ma? |
| [15:39.47] |
I think somebody needs another lap dance. yǒu rén xū yào zài lái yī cì tuǐ wǔ ō |
| [16:00.52] |
Who' s in there? shuí zài lǐ miàn? |
| [16:07.66] |
How you doing? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [16:09.90] |
Who in the hell are you? nǐ shì shuí? |
| [16:12.33] |
Would you believe me if I said I was Kirk Douglas? wǒ shuō kòu kè dào gé lā sī nǐ bú huì xìn ba? |
| [16:17.10] |
Put some pants on, kid, so I can kick your butt. bǎ kù zi chuān shang, wǒ hǎo chuài nǐ de pì gǔ |
| [16:21.61] |
No, wait. You don' t understand. bù, děng děng, nǐ yǒu suǒ bù zhī |
| [16:25.05] |
I' m an actor. wǒ shì gè yǎn yuán |
| [16:27.88] |
Joey Tribbiani. I' m doing a scene with you today. qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní jīn tiān gēn nǐ yǒu yī chǎng xì |
| [16:31.09] |
And I stink! dàn shì wǒ hěn chòu yǎn de hěn làn |
| [16:33.39] |
You' re in this picture? nǐ yǒu yǎn zhè bù piàn? |
| [16:35.52] |
I' m a cop who won' t work with you because you' re a loose cannon. duì, wǒ yǎn bù kěn gēn nǐ hé zuò de jǐng chá yīn wèi nǐ hěn wǒ xíng wǒ sù |
| [16:39.39] |
Anyway, I' m really sorry. zǒng zhī wǒ hěn bào qiàn |
| [16:41.30] |
But I stink. dàn wǒ zhēn de hěn chòu yǎn de hěn làn |
| [16:44.37] |
Joey, right? qiáo yī shì ba? |
| [16:50.04] |
Every actor, one time or another měi gè yǎn yuán huò duō huò shǎo |
| [16:56.11] |
Every actor thinks he stinks. dōu huì jué de zì jǐ làn |
| [16:58.11] |
Even Laurence Olivier sometimes thought he stank. lián láo lún sī ào lì fú yǒu shí yě huì zhè me xiǎng |
| [17:01.82] |
Bob Redford won' t even watch himself. láo bó ruì fú gēn běn bù kàn zì jǐ yǎn xì |
| [17:04.49] |
You don' t understand. bù, nǐ méi tīng dǒng |
| [17:05.75] |
Listen to me. tīng wǒ shuō |
| [17:08.99] |
I don' t know one actor worth his salt... měi yí gè hǎo yǎn yuán |
| [17:11.89] |
... who, one time in his career, didn' t say," God, I stink!" zài yǎn yì shēng yá zhōng dōu céng shuō guò " tiān na, wǒ zhēn làn" |
| [17:15.93] |
I just did a scene out there. First take, I stunk the place up. wǒ gāng pāi wán yī chǎng xì dì yī cì wǒ yǎn dé làn tòu le |
| [17:23.24] |
The important thing, and you must remember... zhòng yào de shì nǐ yào jì zhù |
| [17:26.27] |
... no matter how badly you think you stink... bù guǎn nǐ rèn wéi zì jǐ yǒu duō làn |
| [17:29.44] |
... you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! yě bù néng chuǎng jìn wǒ de xiū xī shì yòng wǒ de yù shì |
| [17:35.42] |
Do you understand me? dǒng le ma? |
| [17:37.28] |
Yes, sir. I' m very sorry. Wait a minute! shì, hěn bào qiàn děng děng |
| [17:40.62] |
Take your pants. bǎ kù zi dài zǒu |
| [17:44.19] |
Sorry. I' m really sorry. duì bù qǐ, hěn bào qiàn |
| [17:49.00] |
What a business. yǎn yì quān |
| [17:54.64] |
We did okay at the strip club, right? wǒ men biǎo xiàn dé hái hǎo ba? |
| [17:57.14] |
Great. Thanks to you, the hottest waitress is quitting... hǎo de hěn nǐ men ràng zuì xìng gǎn de fú wù shēng yào cí zhí... |
| [18:00.97] |
... to teach the third grade! ... qù dāng xiǎo xué lǎo shī |
| [18:03.91] |
He still hasn' t called. Who, Josh? tā jū rán hái méi dǎ lái yuē xǔ ma? |
| [18:07.11] |
It' s Joshua. shì yuē shū yà |
| [18:08.45] |
He doesn' t like " Josh"? No, I don' t. tā bù xǐ huān yuē xǔ? shì wǒ bù xǐ huān |
| [18:12.49] |
I' m going to put my sweats back on. wǒ yào bǎ yùn dòng kù huàn huí lái |
| [18:15.16] |
You know what? You were right. bú yào la! nǐ shuō de duì |
| [18:16.99] |
We weren' t great at being guys. You know why? wǒ men dāng nán shēng dāng de bù hǎo nǐ zhī dào wèi shí me? |
| [18:20.19] |
Because we' re girls. yīn wèi wǒ men shì nǚ shēng |
| [18:23.86] |
You know what girls are good at? Stripping! nǐ zhī dào nǚ shēng zuì shàn cháng shén me? tiào tuō yī wǔ |
| [18:29.30] |
No, listening! bù, shì qīng tīng |
| [18:30.74] |
Sit. zuò xià |
| [18:32.47] |
Maybe it would really, really help if you would just talk. rú guǒ nǐ kěn yī tǔ wéi kuài huò xǔ jiù méi shì le |
| [18:37.41] |
Yeah, come on. What' s going on in there? shì a, nǐ de xīn zài xiǎng shén me? |
| [18:43.22] |
And you know, if you want to cry, that' s okay too. nǐ xiǎng kū yě méi guān xì |
| [18:47.75] |
I' m going to have to ask you all to leave. wǒ yào qǐng nǐ men dōu lí kāi |
| [18:52.23] |
Forget it. We tried, but phase three is a lost cause. suàn le, wǒ men shì guò le dàn dì sān jiē duàn méi xī wàng le |
| [18:56.73] |
Those strippers were hot, and l couldn' t picture myself with them. nèi xiē wǔ niáng dōu hěn là wǒ què wú fǎ chǎn shēng xìng huàn xiǎng |
| [19:05.27] |
They really were pretty, weren' t they? tā men zhēn de hěn piào liàng |
| [19:07.67] |
I liked that fighter pilot one. Candy? wǒ xǐ huān yī hào zhàn dòu jī jià shǐ táng táng? |
| [19:10.34] |
She was so spunky! tā hǎo yǒu jìn duì a |
| [19:14.15] |
I think if I were going to be with a woman... yào shì wǒ yào gēn nǚ rén zài yì qǐ |
| [19:19.69] |
... it' d be with someone like Michelle. wǒ huì xuǎn mì xuě ér nà xíng de |
| [19:22.42] |
She was just so petite. tā hǎo jiāo xiǎo |
| [19:24.96] |
For me, it would have to be Chantal. wǒ huì xuǎn xiāng dá |
| [19:27.86] |
méi cuò tiān na |
| [19:31.63] |
She had the smoothest skin. tā de pí fū hǎo nèn |
| [19:33.70] |
I stuck that dollar in her Gstring and grazed her thigh wǒ sāi qián gěi tā shí shǒu cā guò tā de dà tuǐ |
| [19:37.70] |
Phase three! I just achieved phase three! dì sān jiē duàn! wǒ jìn rù dì sān jiē duàn le |
| [19:43.08] |
I am totally picturing you with all those women! zhēn de? wǒ kě yǐ xiǎng xiàng nǐ men gēn tā men zài yì qǐ |
| [19:47.21] |
That' s not phase three. nà bú shì dì sān jiē duàn |
| [19:48.78] |
Well, I' m there too! wǒ yě zài chǎng |
| [19:52.49] |
Are we all together in a group? wǒ men zài kāi xìng pài duì ma? |
| [19:54.45] |
Stop it, you' re killing me! bié shuō le, wǒ kuài fēng le |
| [19:56.89] |
I think I moved on to phase four! wǒ jìn rù dì sì jiē duàn le |
| [19:58.99] |
What is that? I don' t want a relationship ever! nà shi shén me? wǒ zài yě bù xiǎng tán liàn ài |
| [20:03.10] |
I just want sex with strippers and my friends! zhǐ xiǎng gēn tuō yī wǔ niáng hé péng yǒu shàng chuáng |
| [20:09.14] |
Come on. lái ma |
| [20:10.67] |
Let me see that smile. ràng wǒ kàn kàn nǐ de xiào róng |
| [20:12.91] |
I don' t want to. wǒ bù xiǎng xiào |
| [20:14.91] |
Please? bài tuō la? |
| [20:16.68] |
I wanted to go to the strip club! rén jiā xiǎng kàn tuō yī wǔ ma |
| [20:19.85] |
You' ll have plenty of chances. nǐ yǒu de shì jī huì |
| [20:21.78] |
There are thousands of women out there, just waiting to screw me over. yǒu chéng qiān shàng wàn de nǚ rén děng zhe shāng hài wǒ |
| [20:27.09] |
Yeah, all right. hǎo ba |
| [20:31.69] |
How was Vermont? zhè tàng wán dé zěn yàng? |
| [20:33.53] |
Emily is... ài mì lì zhēn shì |
| [20:36.00] |
... incredible. There are no words to describe her. ... tài bàng le tā hǎo dé wú fǎ xíng róng |
| [20:39.93] |
The whole weekend was like a dream. zhěng gè zhōu mò jiù xiàng yī chǎng mèng |
| [20:44.77] |
And you! Rach! hái yǒu nǐ, ruì qiū |
| [20:47.87] |
You were so right. nǐ shuō de yì diǎn yě méi cuò |
| [20:49.61] |
What? shén me? |
| [20:50.81] |
What you said about us finally being in a place... nǐ shuō wǒ men zǒng suàn dào le yí gè |
| [20:54.35] |
... where we could really be happy for each other. kě yǐ bǐ cǐ zhù fú de jiē duàn |
| [20:58.35] |
I admit, I wasn' t quite there. wǒ yuán běn méi nà me fàng dé kāi |
| [21:01.86] |
The thought of you and that Josh guy xiǎng dào nǐ hé nà gè yuē xǔ |
| [21:05.06] |
Joshua. yuē shū yà |
| [21:07.33] |
Joshua guy at that club, dancing, having a good time. yuē shū yà, zài jù lè bù lǐ tiào wǔ kuáng huān |
| [21:11.40] |
And the thought of it kind of.... wǒ jiù jué de |
| [21:14.30] |
You know? But now! nǐ dǒng ma? dàn xiàn zài |
| [21:16.50] |
But now, I' m totally there. wǒ wán quán fàng kāi le |
| [21:19.54] |
I' m finally where you are. wǒ zhōng yú gēn nǐ yí yàng le |
| [21:21.91] |
Thank goodness! xiè tiān xiè dì |
| [21:25.18] |
And thank you for Emily. xiè xiè nǐ bǎ ài mì lì jiè shào gěi wǒ |
| [21:27.51] |
No problem. I' m so glad I could help, you know? bù kè qì, wǒ lè de bāng máng |
| [21:31.08] |
I' m happy for you. wǒ hěn tì nǐ kāi xīn |
| [21:32.99] |
Happy for you. wǒ cái tì nǐ kāi xīn |
| [21:35.19] |
Oh, no, happy for you. bù, wǒ cái tì nǐ kāi xīn |
| [21:41.70] |
All right. Here' s what we' ll do. hǎo, jiē xià lái shì zhè yàng |
| [21:44.20] |
You are going to take off my clothes. nǐ bāng wǒ tuō yī fu |
| [21:46.93] |
You two, go get the oils. nǐ men liǎng gè qù ná jīng yóu |
| [21:49.14] |
And you, just constantly scream... nǐ jiù yī zhí xīng fèn de jiào |
| [21:51.54] |
..." Chandler' s the king! Chandler' s the king!" " wú wáng qián dé wàn suì!" |
| [21:54.64] |
I want to be with her. I like her. wǒ xiǎng gēn tā zài yì qǐ, wǒ xǐ huān tā |
| [21:56.91] |
That' s fine. Go with your instincts! méi wèn tí, dà jiā suí yì |
| [22:00.08] |
What am I doing again? wǒ yào zuò shí mǒ? |
| [22:01.65] |
Pay attention. I could wake up at any moment. zhuān xīn yì diǎn, wǒ suí shí dōu huì xǐng lái |
| [22:04.65] |
I' m Joshua. I' m here to pick up Rachel. wǒ shì yuē shū yà, wǒ lái jiē ruì qiū |
| [22:07.39] |
That' s not Joshua. tā bú shì yuē shū yà |
| [22:10.12] |
What do you want from me? I never met the guy. nǐ xiǎng zěn yàng? wǒ yòu méi jiàn guò tā |
| [22:13.43] |
I' m sorry you can' t stay. kě xī nǐ yào zǒu le |
| [22:15.46] |
The rest of us have a lot of work to do. wǒ men hái yǒu hěn duō shì yào máng |
| [22:22.40] |
What are you doing? nǐ gàn shén me? |
| [22:24.97] |
All right, listen. I got to wake up. hǎo, wǒ dé xǐng guò lái |