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Cereal killer. yù mǐ piàn shā rén kuáng yīn tóng lián xù shā rén kuáng |
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Cereal killer? yù mǐ piàn shā rén kuáng? |
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Hey, come on, I say more dumb things before 9 a. m... wǒ yī zǎo shuō de chǔn huà |
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... than most people say all day. bǐ bié rén zhěng tiān shuō de hái duō |
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What? zěn me le? |
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I can' t find anything that I wanna eat. Everything makes me nauseous. wǒ bù zhī dào yào chī shén me chī shén me dōu huì ě xīn |
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I' m telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake. Oh, cake! huái yùn yǒu gòu nán gǎo de a, dàn gāo |
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No. bù xíng |
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Honey, I' m sorry. zhēn kě lián |
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What is that smell? It' s coming from the bathroom. shén me xiāng wèi? shì yù shì chuán chū lái de |
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Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings. nǐ dǎo shì duō le xiē guài pǐ |
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It' s me. It' s Phoebe. Listen, there' s something in here I want to eat. shì wǒ, fēi bǐ zhè lǐ yǒu wǒ xiǎng chī de dōng xī |
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What smells so good? shén me wèi dào zhè me xiāng? |
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ls it the shampoo? It' s guava. No. shì xīn xǐ fā jīng ma? fān shí liú xiāng wèi bú shì |
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Wait. děng yī xià |
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Is it my bologna sandwich? shì wǒ de hóng cháng sān míng zhì ma? |
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Yes. Yes. Yes. duì, méi cuò |
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I can' t believe it. The baby wants bologna. The baby wants meat. I can' t eat meat. bǎo bǎo jū rán xiǎng chī hóng cháng bǎo bǎo xiǎng chī ròu, wǒ bù néng chī ròu |
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Wait! děng yī xià |
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Maybe it' s the pickle! yě xǔ shì yān huáng guā |
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The One With the Fake Party běn jí bō chū:" qiú ài shí bā zhāo" |
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zhōng yāng kā fēi guǎn |
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What are you writing? nǐ zài xiě shén me? |
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Joshua' s coming in tomorrow, and since I don' t have the guts to ask him out... yuē shū yà míng tiān yào lái jì rán wǒ méi dǎn yuē tā |
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... I' m gonna sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket. wǒ jué dìng mài tā yī jiàn wài tào zài bǎ zhǐ tiáo sāi jìn kǒu dài |
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" Joshua, give me a call sometime. Guys like you... " yuē shū yà: yǒu kòng dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ" " nǐ zhè yàng de rén" |
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... never go out of style." " yǒng bù tuì liú xíng" |
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What did you throw away? nǐ rēng le něi xiē rén? |
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Hi, guys. What have you guys been up to? nǐ men zuò le shén me? |
| [02:31.65] |
We went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs at the museum. wǒ men qù kàn wéi duō lì yà shí qī mén bà zhǎn |
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Without me? méi zhǎo wǒ qù? |
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My uncle dragged us there, but it turned out to be really interesting. shì jiù jiù tuō wǒ men qù de jié guǒ hěn yǒu yì sī |
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They were so ornate and beautiful. Look at that. nèi xiē mén bà hěn huá lì, nǐ men kàn |
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I don' t know how museums work in England, but here, you' re not supposed to take stuff. wǒ bù zhī dào yīng guó de guó qíng dàn zhè lǐ bù néng shùn shǒu qiān yáng |
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I got it from the gift shop. zhè shì lǐ pǐn bù de |
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They have really lax security there. nà lǐ méi shén me fáng dào cuò shī |
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It' s a joke. zhè shì xiào huà |
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Anyone for more tea? yīng guó qiāng shuí hái yào hē chá? |
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No, just me then. yīng guó qiāng nà wǒ zì jǐ jiào le |
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Hey, Ringo. yīng wǔ xiān shēng |
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Every time Emily' s around, you talk like her. Would you please cut it out? měi cì ài mì lì zài, nǐ jiù guài qiāng guài diào bié nào le |
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I think you like it. wǒ kàn nǐ xǐ huān ō |
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I think you can' t resist me when I do it. nǐ wú fǎ kàng jù zhè yàng de wǒ |
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You want to eat me up like a cream " pumpy." nǐ xiǎng yī kǒu le wǒ |
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What? All right, look, I don' t know all the words. shén me? wǒ bú shì měi gè yīng guó zì dōu huì |
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Right. I' ve got to be off. I' ll see you. Byebye, then. wǒ gāi zǒu le, zài jiàn gē |
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Byebye, then. zài jiàn gē |
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You guys seem to be having a good time. nǐ men xiāng chǔ de hěn yú kuài |
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She is amazing, and she' s so much fun. duì, tā rén hěn bàng, ér qiě hěn yǒu qù |
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And you know what? When I' m with her, I' m fun! gēn tā zài yì qǐ shí, wǒ yě hěn yǒu qù |
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I do things like run off to Vermont... wǒ huì pǎo qù fó méng tè 56 00: 03: 55, 400 00: 03: 58, 230 ... and you guys saw the doorknob. nǐ men yě kàn dào nà gè mén bà le |
| [03:59.80] |
I even signed up for helicopter classes. wǒ shèn zhì bào míng xué kāi zhí shēng jī |
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She' s leaving in two days. I don' t have to do it. tā guò liǎng tiān jiù zǒu le, wǒ bù bì zhēn xué |
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Two days? You must be bummed. liǎng tiān? nǐ yí dìng hěn shī wàng |
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She' s got to go back to London, but I' ve been prepared for this from the start. tā fēi huí qù bù kě bù guò wǒ zǎo jiù yǒu xīn lǐ zhǔn bèi 62 00: 04: 13, 820 00: 04: 17, 480 We both knew we had two weeks together, and then th? |
| [04:17.72] |
Hey, that' s what all my relationships are like. wǒ de měi duàn liàn qíng dōu shì |
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Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that' s it. luó sī tā men shì" shuāng fāng" dōu zhī dào zhǐ yǒu 2 xīng qī |
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Pheebs! Hello. Hello. fēi bǐ |
| [04:29.23] |
No, I know. Yeah. bǎo bǎo hǎo a hǎo la |
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So the baby is totally craving meat. bǎo bǎo xiǎng ròu xiǎng fēng le |
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I tried tricking it, and I made it a soy burger, so that maybe it' d think it was getting meat. xià wǔ wǒ xiǎng yòng sù ròu bǎo piàn tā ràng tā yǐ wéi tā chī dào ròu |
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And I got nauseous. jié guǒ jiù fǎn wèi le |
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Maybe that' s because soy burgers suck. yě xǔ shì yīn wèi sù ròu bǎo fěn nán chī |
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But I' m no obstetrician.... bù guò yīng gāi hěn yíng yǎng |
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Being pregnant is hard on your tummy. huái yùn zhēn nán chī dōng xī |
| [04:53.09] |
At least you got that cool, pregnantlady glow. dàn nǐ yǒu yī zhǒng yùn fù de guāng cǎi |
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That' s sweat. You throw up all morning, you' ll have that glow too. nǐ yào shì tǔ yī zǎo shàng yě huì yǒu guāng cǎi |
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Okay. |
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Here' s that trench coat that you wanted. Great. zhè shì nǐ yào de fēng yī tài hǎo le |
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It' s comfortable. hěn shū fú |
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You could really flash somebody in this. zhè kě yǐ yòng lái zhuāng biàn tài |
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No. They don' t want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store. bù xíng, chū le diàn mén cái néng bǎ shǒu fàng jìn kǒu dài lǐ |
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Why not? wèi shí me? |
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Well, because... yīn wèi |
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... we get a lot of yǒu hěn duō rén |
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They ruin it for everybody. zhēn shì hài qún zhī mǎ |
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I know. shì a |
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I wore that sweater on a date last night. wǒ zuó wǎn chuān nà jiàn kā shí mǐ ěr máo yī qù yuē huì |
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It was the first date since the divorce. wǒ lí hūn hòu dì yī cì yuē huì |
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Congratulations. So do you love her? gōng xǐ, nǐ ài tā ma? |
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She' s nice, but it made me realize... tā hái bù cuò, bù guò wǒ yě fā xiàn |
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... I' m just not ready to be dating. wǒ hái méi yǒu xīn qíng yuē huì |
| [05:59.22] |
That' s interesting. zhēn yǒu yì sī |
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What was that? Just an antitheft device. nà shi shén me? zhǐ shì fáng dào cí tiáo |
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Then what' s this? nà zhè shì shén me? |
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You need that too, because a thief could just tear this up. nà gè yě yào, yīn wèi zhè gè yī sī jiù suì |
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We have to have a party in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans. wǎn shàng yǒu pài duì qí shí shì 5 fēn zhōng hòu, yǒu shì kuài qǔ xiāo |
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What' s going on? nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? zěn me huí shì? |
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We have to have a bonvoyage party for Emily. wǒ men yào bāng ài mì lì bàn jīng xǐ huān sòng huì |
| [06:28.78] |
But it' s actually for Joshua. qí shí shì wèi le yuē shū yà |
| [06:30.79] |
That sucks. Nobody' s ever thrown me a bonvoyageEmily party. tǎo yàn dōu méi rén bāng wǒ bàn guò jiǎ huān sòng huì |
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He said he' s not ready to date. tā shuō tā hái méi yǒu xīn qíng yuē huì |
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So I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work. wǒ dé zhǎo tā cān jiā pài duì cái néng zài gōng zuò zhī wài jiàn dào tā |
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And now I have created the perfect opportunity to seduce him. xiàn zài wǒ zhì zào le yí gè sè yòu tā de wán měi jī huì |
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As much as I' d like to meet Josh and warn him... wǒ hěn xiǎng dāng miàn jǐng gào yuē shū yà |
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... Emily and I won' t be here. She' s gonna come by to say goodbye... dàn ài mì lì hé wǒ bù néng cān jiā tā huì lái shuō shēng zài jiàn |
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... and then I' ve got a special evening planned. Sorry. No party. rán hòu wǒ ān pái le zhěng wǎn de jié mù duì bù qǐ, méi xì chàng le |
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Hello? Surprise! jīng xǐ! |
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Surprise! jīng xǐ! |
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No one' s thrown me a surprise party before. méi yǒu rén tì wǒ bàn guò jīng xǐ pài duì |
| [07:14.30] |
Well, it was all Ross' idea. zhè dōu shì luó sī de zhǔ yì |
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You' re so sweet. nǐ zhēn hǎo |
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And I' m so surprised. wǒ hǎo jīng xǐ ō |
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You didn' t know? nǐ zhēn de méi liào dào? |
| [07:39.32] |
Why are you over here if Joshua' s over there? yuē shū yà zài nà biān, nǐ zěn me zài zhè biān |
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I' m trying to play hardtoget. wǒ xiǎng jiǎ zhuāng hěn nán shàng shǒu |
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Quick! He' s looking. Say something funny. kuài, shuō jù hǎo xiào de huà |
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Like what? jǔ gè lì? |
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What' s so funny? shén me shì zhè me hǎo xiào? |
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I said," Like what?" wǒ shuō" jǔ gè lì" |
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Now that' s a thinker. zhēn shēn ào |
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This playinghardtoget thing is not working. jiǎ zhuāng hěn nán shàng shǒu méi yòng |
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Hand me those cherries. bǎ yīng táo gěi wǒ, hǎo |
| [08:15.99] |
Care for a cherry? No, thanks. yào chī yīng táo ma? bú yào, xiè xiè |
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I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue. wǒ kě yǐ yòng shé tou bǎ yīng táo gěng dǎ jié |
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You okay? nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
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You all right? méi shì ba? |
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We should probably get going soon. wǒ men dé gǎn kuài zǒu le |
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But the party' s just getting started. dàn shì pài duì cái gāng kāi shǐ |
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We have to be at The Four Seasons for drinks in 15 minutes. wǒ men dé zài 15 fēn zhōng nèi gǎn qù sì jì cān tīng hē jiǔ |
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Then The Plaza for dinner. rán hòu qù guǎng chǎng fàn diàn chī wǎn fàn |
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So why did you plan a party at the same time? nà nǐ wèi shí me hái bàn pài duì? |
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bú shì de |
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Actually, American surprise parties are very short. qí shí měi guó de jīng xǐ pài duì dōu hěn duǎn |
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It' s usually," Surprise!" Then," My God, I' m so surprised. Bye!" tōng cháng dōu" jīng xǐ!" rán hòu jiù" wǒ hǎo jīng xǐ ō! zài jiàn" |
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Ross, I' m having such a great time. dàn shì wǒ jué de hǎo hǎo wán |
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Your sister told me that you used to dress up like old ladies... nǐ mèi shuō nǐ yǐ qián huì bàn chéng lǎo tài tài |
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... and host makebelieve tea parties. jǔ bàn jiǎ de chá huì |
| [09:26.26] |
Monica said that, did she? mó nī kǎ shuō de shì ba? |
| [09:29.36] |
Did she tell you that when she was little... tā yǒu méi yǒu shuō tā xiǎo de shí hòu |
| [09:32.40] |
... she was partially responsible for new legislation... yóu yuè qì cái shāng zēng jiā qiū qiān de zài zhòng liàng |
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... regulating the strength of swing sets? tā yě shì yuán yīn zhī yī? |
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Then what are you going to put on top of that? nǐ jiē xià lái yào fàng shén me? |
| [09:48.82] |
A little salami. Oh, yeah. yì diǎn suàn wèi ròu cháng zàn |
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What goes on top of the salami? suàn wèi ròu cháng shàng miàn ne? |
| [09:56.19] |
Pastrami. xūn niú ròu tài zàn le |
| [10:01.16] |
You' re a genius. nǐ zhēn shì tiān cái |
| [10:06.00] |
Give me a hand with the zipper. bāng wǒ lā yī xià lā liàn |
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Up! wǎng shàng lā |
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You changed? I decided I needed my lucky dress. nǐ huàn yī fú? duì, wǒ xū yào wǒ de xìng yùn qún |
| [10:18.55] |
Lucky means more cleavage? lt does for me. xìng yùn shì zhǐ lù gèng duō rǔ gōu? wǒ jué de shì |
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Look at him! He' s so cute. nǐ men kàn tā duō shuài |
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I just want to grab him and kiss him. zhēn xiǎng yī bǎ zhuō guò lái qīn xià qù |
| [10:37.90] |
How could I kiss him without him knowing I like him? dàn shì tā bù zhī dào wǒ xǐ huān tā |
| [10:40.84] |
I know how you can get him. Take off your bra. yǒu gè bàn fǎ tuō xiōng zhào |
| [10:44.71] |
What? shén me? |
| [10:45.91] |
This scene in Footloose Flashdance. zài" hún shēn shì jìn" lǐ shì" shǎn wǔ" |
| [10:49.21] |
Yeah. With that plumber girl? A welder. duì nà gè shuǐ diàn nǚ gōng shì hàn jiē gōng |
| [10:54.18] |
Were you, like, in the movie? nǐ shì yǒu yǎn ma? |
| [10:58.35] |
She takes off her bra under the shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. zǒng zhī tā zài yī fú dǐ xià tuō diào xiōng zhào cóng xiù zi chōu chū lái |
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Very sexy. And classy. fēi cháng xìng gǎn, ér qiě yǒu gé diào |
| [11:09.80] |
Or you could use mistletoe. It' s not Christmas. bù rán nǐ yě kě yǐ yòng jiě jì shēng yòu bú shì shèng dàn jié |
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Spinthebottle. He' s not 11. zhuǎn píng zi tā bú shì xiǎo hái zi |
| [11:19.57] |
Thank you so much for this. It was so thoughtful of you. xiè xiè nǐ men, nǐ men zhēn yòng xīn |
| [11:22.78] |
You' re leaving? nǐ men yào zǒu le? |
| [11:24.21] |
We have something we have to get to. I' m gonna take off too. duì, wǒ men hái yǒu shì wǒ yě yào zǒu le |
| [11:28.15] |
You can' t leave yet. You have to stay. xiān bié zǒu, liú xià lái |
| [11:31.22] |
We' ve got the whole big thing planned. wǒ men zhǔn bèi le chóng tóu xì |
| [11:34.46] |
What big thing? shén me chóng tóu xì? |
| [11:35.79] |
Spinthebottle works like this: I spin the bottle. zhuǎn píng zi de guī zé shì, wǒ zhuǎn píng zi |
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Lands on Gunther, so I would have to kiss Gunther. zhǐ xiàng ā gān, wǒ jiù yào qīn ā gān |
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All right. jiù zhè yàng |
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Who wants to go first? shuí yào xiān? |
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I' ll go. wǒ xiān |
| [11:55.01] |
Welcome to America. huān yíng lái dào měi guó |
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Oh, my God! tiān na |
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Two in a row! You gotta use your tongues now. lián xù liǎng cì! lái gè shé wěn ba |
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All right. zài lái |
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What are the odds? tài qiǎo le |
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That' s enough! gòu le |
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Let' s let someone else play. ràng bié rén wán ba |
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If you didn' t want to play, then why' d you come to the party? nǐ bù xiǎng wán gàn ma lái? |
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All right, I' ll go. wǒ lái hǎo le |
| [12:36.32] |
Somebody loose. Somebody loose. háo fàng nǚ! háo fàng nǚ |
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Story of my life. wǒ de rén shēng xiě zhào |
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zài zhuǎn yī cì |
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Story of my father' s life. wǒ bà de rén shēng xiě zhào |
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Okay, my turn. gāi wǒ |
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Look at that! shì nǐ! |
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Oh, my God. tiān na |
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The baby just kicked! tiān na, bǎo bǎo tī le |
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It' s okay. It' s okay. If it kicked once, it' ll kick again! tā huì zài tī de |
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Everybody just remember where they were sitting. dà jiā yào jì zhù gāng cái de wèi zhì |
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It was a bug. yǒu chóng |
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It doesn' t matter how much I' m craving it. bù guǎn wǒ duō xiǎng chī |
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You know why I' m never gonna eat meat? Because it' s coldblooded murder. wǒ jué bù chī ròu, nà shi lěng xuè móu shā |
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Okay. hǎo |
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There' s a Phoebe on my sandwich! wǒ de sān míng zhì shàng yǒu fēi bǐ |
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What are you doing? fēi bǐ, nǐ gàn shén me? |
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I can' t help it! wǒ méi bàn fǎ |
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I need the meat! The baby needs the meat. wǒ yào chī ròu, bǎo bǎo yào chī ròu |
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You know when you' re dating someone... gēn bié rén jiāo wǎng... |
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... and you don' t want to cheat unless it' s with someone really hot? ... yào zhuān yī chú fēi dì sān zhě zhēn de hěn là |
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Totally. nà dāng rán |
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This is the same kind of deal. zhè jiù duì le |
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If you' re gonna do something wrong... chī ròu yě yí yàng, yào cuò |
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... do it right. jiù yào cuò dé piào liàng |
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I' ll be back in a minute. Okay. wǒ mǎ shàng huí lái hǎo |
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What are you doing to me? nǐ xiǎng zěn yàng? |
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I' m trying to get Emily out of here, and you keep talking to her... wǒ xiǎng bǎ tā dài zǒu nǐ què yī zhí gēn tā jiǎng huà |
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... being all interesting and making her laugh. zhuāng fēng qù yòu dòu tā xiào |
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I don' t want you to be funny anymore. cóng xiàn zài qǐ, qǐng nǐ bié nà me fēng qù |
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Rachel wants me to be funny, you don' t want me to be funny. ruì qiū yào wǒ fēng qù nǐ què bú yào wǒ fēng qù |
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From now on, I' m gonna be funny sometimes, and not funny others. cóng xiàn zài qǐ, wǒ yào yǒu shí hou fēng qù yǒu shí hou bù fēng qù |
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You feel better now? gǎn jué hǎo duō le ma? |
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Yeah, but at what cost? duì, dàn shì dài jià ne? |
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Six more months, three meals a day. sān cān chī ròu chī bàn nián? |
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I am going to eat, like, you know, millions of cows. wǒ huì chī diào jǐ bǎi wàn tóu niú |
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Mommy cows, daddy cows, baby cows niú bà bà, niú mā mā, niú bǎo bǎo |
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No. No, I will never eat baby cows. No veal! wǒ jué bù chī niú bǎo bǎo, sǐ yě bù chī |
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Oh, but veal. jǐn liàng bù chī |
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What if I even things out for you, meatwise? yào shì wǒ bāng nǐ píng héng guò lái ne? shén me? |
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What? I eat a lot of meat, right? wǒ hěn huì chī ròu duì ba? duì |
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But suppose, until the baby' s born, I laid off it. yào shì zài bǎo bǎo chū shēng qián, wǒ jiè chī ròu |
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No extra animals would die. You' d be eating my animals. jiù bú huì duō sǐ dòng wù nǐ shì zài chī wǒ de fèn |
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I can' t believe you' d do that for me. nǐ jū rán yuàn yì wèi wǒ zhè me zuò |
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Absolutely. I could be a vegetarian. dāng rán yuàn yì, wǒ yě kě yǐ chī sù |
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There' s no meat in beer, right? pí jiǔ lǐ méi yǒu ròu ba? |
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We can still make dinner if we skip the appetizers and ask for our check right away. bù chī kāi wèi cài, mǎ shàng mǎi dān hái gǎn děi shàng chī zhǔ cài |
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We can' t go now. Rachel is going to put on a skit. xiàn zài bù néng zǒu, ruì qiū yào biǎo yǎn |
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Oh, my God! Have you lost your mind? wǒ de tiān na, nǐ fēng le ma? |
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I am finally thinking clearly. bù, wǒ zhōng yú xiǎng tōng le |
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My lucky dress wasn' t working out too well for me. wǒ de xìng yùn qún xiào guǒ bù jiā |
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But for four years, this baby never missed. dàn zhè yī tào zhěng zhěng 4 nián dōu bǎi fā bǎi zhòng |
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Wait, I can' t let ruì qiū, wǒ bù néng ràng nǐ |
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Actually, I want to see what happens. wǒ yě xiǎng kàn rè nao |
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Nice costume. hǎo bàng de xíng tou |
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Well, I wanted to give Emily a big American goodbye cheer. shì a, wǒ xiǎng gěi ài mì lì lái gè měi shì de zài jiàn huān hū |
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Ready. Okay. yù bèi qǐ |
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Give me an " E"! gěi wǒ yí gè E E |
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Give me an " M"! gěi wǒ yí gè M M |
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Give me an " I"! gěi wǒ yí gè I I |
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Give me an " L"! gěi wǒ yí gè L L |
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Give me a " Y"! gěi wǒ yí gè Y Y |
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What do you get? jiā qǐ lái shì shén me? |
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Emily! Emily! ài mì lì! ài mì lì |
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That' s me as a cheerleader! yǐ shàng jiù shì wǒ de huān hū |
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I loosened a tooth. It' s no big deal. I have a dentist. yǒu yī kē yá chǐ sōng le xiǎo yì sī, wǒ yǒu yá yī |
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I' ll put some ice on it. Excuse me. wǒ qù bīng fū, shī péi |
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What do I do now? I think you' re done. zěn me bàn zěn me bàn? nǐ yīng gāi shì huǐ le |
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Time to take off the bra. gāi tuō xiōng zhào le |
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That was really great. gāng cái de biǎo yǎn hěn jīng cǎi |
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But I gotta take off. dàn shì wǒ dé zǒu le |
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Take the bra off. tuō xiōng zhào |
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Let' s go get your coat. wǒ péi nǐ qù ná wài tào |
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Rachel' s my girlfriend. ruì qiū shì wǒ de nǚ péng yǒu |
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So this was really fun. jīn wǎn mán kāi xīn de |
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Yeah, it was real fun. shì a, hěn kāi xīn |
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You know, this bra... zhè jiàn xiōng zhào |
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... is really bothering me. shí zài hěn bù shū fu |
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This used to be my bedroom. zhè lǐ yǐ qián shì wǒ de fáng jiān |
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A lot of memories in here. Lot of memories. yǒu hěn duō huí yì, hěn duō hěn duō huí yì |
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If these walls could talk, they' d say: yào shì qiáng bì huì shuō huà, tā men huì shuō |
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" Want to hear some memories?" " xiǎng tīng tīng wǎng shì ma?" |
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Need a hand? nǐ xū yào bāng máng ma? |
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I got this all under control. bù yòng, méi wèn tí |
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You really don' t seem like you do. kě shì kàn qǐ lái bù xiàng |
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God! Forget it! suàn le la! zhēn shì |
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This is not how this was supposed to happen. shì qíng bù gāi shì zhè yàng de |
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What was supposed to happen? bù rán yīng gāi zěn yàng? |
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Can you not look at me when I say this? nǐ néng bù néng bú yào kàn wǒ? |
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I thought that if I could get you here... wǒ yǐ wéi yào shì néng bǎ nǐ zhǎo lái |
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... I could seduce you. wǒ jiù kě yǐ sè yòu nǐ |
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Excuse me? Seduce you. shén me? yǐn yòu nǐ |
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I don' t wear suits to work. wǒ shàng bān bù chuān xī zhuāng |
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And I bought six of them from you. què gēn nǐ mǎi le liù tào |
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I' m sorry. I thought you needed them. bào qiàn ō, wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ yǒu xū yào |
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My point is, I kept coming back because I wanted to see you. wǒ yī zhí qù zhǎo nǐ, yīn wèi wǒ xiǎng jiàn nǐ |
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Why? Because I like you. wèi shí me? yīn wèi wǒ xǐ huān nǐ |
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You like me? nǐ xǐ huān wǒ? |
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I mean, you' re beautiful and smart and sophisticated. shì a, nǐ piào liàng cōng míng yòu chéng shú |
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A lot of this isn' t based on tonight. zhèi xiē yìn xiàng bú shì lái zì jīn wǎn |
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But you like me? dàn shì nǐ xǐ huān wǒ? |
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I can' t believe this. All this time, I liked you and you liked me! zhè duàn rì zi yǐ lái wǒ men jìng rán yī zhí hù xiāng xǐ huān |
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But No " but." dàn shì bú yào shuō" dàn shì" |
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" But" is never good. Let' s leave it at " l like you and you like me." " dàn shì" dōu méi hǎo shì tíng zài" wǒ men hù xiāng xǐ huān" jiù hǎo |
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Okay. However No, that' s a fancy " but." hǎo, rán ér nà shi hǎo tīng de" dàn shì" |
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My marriage, like, just ended. wǒ gāng jié shù wǒ de hūn yīn |
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And I' m really not ready to get into anything yet. wǒ hái méi xīn qíng gēn bié rén jiāo wǎng |
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But.... dàn shì? |
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I' m sorry. I just need a little time. duì bù qǐ, wǒ xū yào yì diǎn shí jiān |
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Okay. |
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There you are. I was looking for you. nǐ zài zhè lǐ, wǒ zài zhǎo nǐ |
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Joshua' s gone, so you and Emily are free to go. yuē shū yà zǒu le nǐ hé ài mì lì kě yǐ zǒu le |
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It' s okay. wú suǒ wèi |
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She' s still in there enjoying her fake party. tā hái zài lǐ miàn xiǎng shòu zhè chǎng jiǎ pài duì |
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It' s too late to do the stuff I had planned. xiàn zài yào zuò shí mǒ yě lái bù jí le |
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I' m sorry. I ruined your evening. bào qiàn, wǒ huǐ le nǐ měi hǎo de yè wǎn |
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Yeah. shì a |
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If it makes you feel any better, I made a fool of myself. wǒ chū le gè dà chǒu nǐ yǒu méi yǒu gāo xìng yì diǎn? |
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Helps a little. yǒu yì diǎn |
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Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser? yǒu dì fāng ràng bēi cǎn de shī bài zhě zuò ma? |
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Have a seat. zuò ba |
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I' m so sorry. It' s okay. duì bù qǐ méi guān xì |
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It was just a twoweek thing anyway. fǎn zhèng zhǐ shì yī duàn 2 xīng qī de liàn qíng |
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I just didn' t want it to end this way. wǒ zhǐ shì bù xiǎng zhè yàng jié shù |
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Or maybe you didn' t want it to end. yě xǔ nǐ bù xiǎng jié shù ne? |
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What do you mean? shén me yì sī? |
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You seem to really like her. nǐ sì hū zhēn de hěn xǐ huān tā |
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I really do. méi cuò |
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But what am I going to do? We agreed it' d be a twoweek thing. dàn wǒ néng zěn me bàn? wǒ men shuō hǎo zhǐ zài yì qǐ 2 xīng qī |
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No commitment. bú yào yǒu chéng nuò |
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luó sī |
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That girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends... nà gè nǚ hái zhěng wǎn dōu gēn nǐ de péng yǒu |
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... asking to hear stories about you... chǎo zhe yào tīng nǐ de shì |
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... Iooking through Monica' s photo albums. hái ná mó nī kǎ de xiāng bù lái kàn |
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You don' t do that if you' re just in it for two weeks. zhǐ xiǎng zài yì qǐ 2 zhōu cái bú huì zhè me zuò |
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You think? shì ma? |
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You' ve got 14 hours until she has to be at the airport. tā hái yǒu 14 gè xiǎo shí cái yào qù jī chǎng |
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And you' re sitting here in a hallway... nǐ què zuò zài zǒu láng shàng |
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... with a 28yearold cheerleader with a fat lip. péi yí gè 28 suì zuǐ zhǒng qǐ lái de lā lā duì zhǎng |
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You' re right. nǐ shuō de duì |
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Thanks. xiè le |
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What photo album was it? nǎ yī běn xiàng bù? |
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I don' t know. It was you and a bunch of albino kids. bù zhī dào nǐ gēn yī duī bái zǐ xiǎo hái de hé zhào |
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Oh, my God! Those weren' t albino kids. tā men bú shì bái zǐ |
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That was computer camp! nà shi diàn nǎo xià lìng yíng la |
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You' re a pathetic loser, right? Oh, yeah. nǐ shì bēi cǎn de shī bài zhě ba? jiù shì wǒ |
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Sit! zuò |
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Hi. |
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Oh, my God. Joshua. tiān na, yuē shū yà |
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Look... tīng zhe... |
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... all those things I said about not being ready ... wǒ gāng cái shuō wǒ méi xīn qíng |
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They' re not true? They' re all true. bú shì zhēn de? bù, dōu shì zhēn de |
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But.... dàn shì |
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I love that " but." wǒ xǐ huān zhè gè" dàn shì" |
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Do you want to go inside and get some coffee? yào bú yào jìn qù hē bēi kā fēi? |
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Okay. hǎo |
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Every time. bǎi fā bǎi zhòng |
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What do you got there? Pastrami. nǐ fàng shén me? xūn niú ròu |
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zàn |
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You know what goes good with that? Corned beef. nǐ zhī dào shén me gēn tā zuì pèi? yān niú ròu |
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I was going to say bologna. But that' s better. wǒ xiǎng shuō hóng cháng, dàn yān niú ròu gèng bàng |
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How about that smoked turkey? Okay. yào bú yào fàng diǎn xūn huǒ jī ròu? hǎo |
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Oh, mama! mā ya |
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When is the baby due? Six months. bǎo bǎo shén me shí hòu shēng? bàn nián hòu |
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If a cow died of natural causes, I could have one of those, right? zì rán sǐ wáng de niú kě yǐ chī ba? |
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Not if I get there first. wǒ huì xiān xià shǒu |