| [00:00.00] | 演员：冯巩、牛群 |
| [00:01.00] | 牛：你是冯巩吧！ |
| [00:04.00] | 冯：没错 |
| [00:05.30] | 牛：唉哟~ |
| [00:08.30] | 牛：老在电视里看到您 |
| [00:10.00] | 冯：是吗 |
| [00:11.30] | 牛：今天看见活的了www |
| [00:15.00] | 冯：他这买螃蟹呢这 |
| [00:17.30] | 牛：你比电视里头年轻多了 |
| [00:20.00] | 冯：还年轻哪 |
| [00:21.00] | 牛：您今年有…三十五？ |
| [00:23.30] | 冯：嗯… |
| [00:24.00] | 牛：啊？ |
| [00:25.00] | 冯：三十五可没有咯，岁数不饶人哪！ |
| [00:28.30] | 牛：您今年？ |
| [00:29.00] | 冯：二十八咯 |
| [00:30.00] | 牛：二十八？ |
| [00:33.00] | 牛：真没开玩笑，您属什么？ |
| [00:35.30] | 冯：我属鼠 |
| [00:38.30] | 牛：你是耗子，哈哈 |
| [00:42.00] | 冯：属耗子！ |
| [00:43.30] | 牛：那我见了您也高兴啊！ |
| [00:45.00] | 冯：怎么呢？ |
| [00:46.00] | 牛：我们部队正逮耗子哪！ |
| [00:48.30] | 冯：这跟我有什么关系啊？ |
| [00:50.30] | 牛：您能帮忙啊！ |
| [00:51.30] | 冯：帮你什么忙？ |
| [00:52.00] | 牛：您是演员 |
| [00:53.30] | 冯：啊 |
| [00:54.00] | 牛：全国各地哪不走啊 |
| [00:55.30] | 冯：对吧 |
| [00:56.00] | 牛：哪不转啊 |
| [00:57.00] | 冯：对对 |
| [00:57.30] | 牛：您又是属耗子的 |
| [00:58.00] | 冯：啊 |
| [00:58.30] | 牛：肯定知道全国哪的耗子多！ |
| [01:01.00] | 冯：额…我不知道啊 |
| [01:03.00] | 牛：您还没上心，其实耗子的规律挺好掌握的！ |
| [01:07.30] | 冯：是吗？ |
| [01:08.00] | 牛：你看耗子吧爱磨牙 |
| [01:09.30] | 牛：这个…爱磕箱子 |
| [01:11.30] | 牛：所以说耗子出没的地方 |
| [01:13.30] | 牛：老有那么一种声音 |
| [01:14.30] | 冯：什么声音？ |
| [01:15.00] | 牛：就是那个 |
| [01:17.00] | 牛：哎，那声音还不好形容，您吃过甘蔗没有？ |
| [01:20.30] | 冯：吃过呀 |
| [01:21.00] | 牛：您吃甘蔗什么声？ |
| [01:21.30] | 冯：就是咯吱咯吱的 |
| [01:22.30] | 牛：哎，耗子就这声！ |
| [01:24.00] | 冯：啊？ |
| [01:24.30] | 冯：我是那耗子是吧我 |
| [01:26.30] | 牛：不是，我我不是那… |
| [01:28.30] | 牛：哎呀，我我这个人不会说话，我这嘴 |
| [01:31.00] | 牛：我没表达清楚，您千万别生气 |
| [01:33.00] | 冯：确实 |
| [01:33.30] | 牛：我怎么能说您是耗子呢 |
| [01:35.30] | 冯：确实 |
| [01:36.00] | 牛：其实我的本意是想说啊 |
| [01:37.30] | 牛：您要真是耗子，该多好啊。 |
| [01:41.30] | 冯：就是 |
| [01:42.00] | … |
| [01:48.30] | 冯：你是哪个部队的？ |
| [01:51.30] | 牛：二连的… |
| [01:53.30] | 冯：你们连长就教你们这么说话呀？ |
| [01:57.00] | 冯：太没礼貌啦！ |
| [02:01.30] | 冯：去，回去告诉你们的连长 |
| [02:04.30] | 冯：让他今天夜里…12点半，跑步，到我的住处 |
| [02:10.00] | 牛：您住在哪啊？ |
| [02:11.00] | 冯：我就住在，后边仓库。 |
| [02:15.00] | 牛：仓库！ |
| [02:16.00] | 冯：啊 |
| [02:16.30] | 牛：那耗子多吧？ |
| [02:18.00] | 冯：你这人有病是怎么着？ |
| [02:19.40] | 牛：您算说对了，我让这耗子挤对得，我现在都都神经了！ |
| [02:24.00] | 冯：这怎么回事啊？ |
| [02:26.00] | 牛：我们部队啊，现在正在进行灭鼠评比 |
| [02:30.00] | 牛：上面说了 |
| [02:31.00] | 冯：啊 |
| [02:31.30] | 牛：哪个连队灭鼠最多就奖励哪个连队一面大锦旗 |
| [02:35.30] | 冯：这是荣誉啊！ |
| [02:37.30] | 牛：各连队都比着上报灭鼠计划了 |
| [02:40.30] | 牛：你报一百，我们连队得报二百 |
| [02:43.30] | 牛：你报二百我报三百，你报三百我报一千，你报一千我报五千 |
| [02:47.30] | 冯：你们连报多少？ |
| [02:48.00] | 牛：十四万 |
| [02:49.00] | 冯：诶…十四万哪！ |
| [02:51.00] | 牛：后来又降到六千 |
| [02:53.30] | 冯：你们可有点瞎报了 |
| [02:55.00] | 牛：所以针对这个情况呢，上级又做了个补充规定 |
| [02:59.00] | 冯：什么规定？ |
| [03:00.00] | 牛：说是每消灭一只老鼠，必须得上缴一根老鼠尾巴，以做凭证 |
| [03:06.00] | 冯：哦，以防止弄虚作假 |
| [03:08.00] | 牛：这合着我们到时就得上交六千根尾巴呀 |
| [03:12.30] | 冯：那当然啊 |
| [03:13.00] | 牛：你说…您可不知道，我们那会儿年年捕鼠灭鼠 |
| [03:17.00] | 牛：方圆这几十里地根本就找不着耗子 |
| [03:20.00] | 牛：六千根尾巴你说我哪弄去？ |
| [03:23.00] | 冯：这你可得请教我啦 |
| [03:25.00] | 牛：哦，你有主意 |
| [03:26.00] | 冯：这里有个绝招 |
| [03:27.30] | 牛：您快说说 |
| [03:28.30] | 冯：你们要想一下弄到六千根尾巴 |
| [03:31.30] | 牛：啊 |
| [03:32.00] | 冯：首先得一下逮到六千只耗子 |
| [03:37.00] | 冯：这个办法怎么样，啊？ |
| [03:40.00] | 牛：您就别给我们捣乱了，我们全连都出动了 |
| [03:43.30] | 冯：去逮耗子 |
| [03:45.00] | 牛：分兵把口，嗯，分兵把口 |
| [03:47.30] | 牛：潜伏了七天七夜 |
| [03:49.00] | 冯：逮着了多少？ |
| [03:50.30] | 冯：连耗子毛都没见着 |
| [03:52.30] | 冯：就没耗子，你逮它干吗啊？ |
| [03:55.00] | 牛：要说啊，也是工夫不负有心人 |
| [03:58.00] | 牛：到了第八天早晨 |
| [04:00.00] | 冯：怎么着 |
| [04:00.30] | 牛：怎么那么巧 |
| [04:01.30] | 牛：有两只从外地到我们着旅游结婚的耗子让我给逮着了，嘿嘿嘿 |
| [04:09.00] | 冯：你说这耗子也是，你旅什么游 |
| [04:12.00] | 冯：还不如在洞里摆两桌呢？ |
| [04:14.00] | 牛：给我高兴得（冯：是不是？） |
| [04:15.00] | 牛：我这手撰着耗子 |
| [04:17.30] | 牛：这手理着它那可爱的小尾巴 |
| [04:19.30] | 冯：诶哟呵 |
| [04:20.00] | 牛：诶呀，高兴地抄起剪子来 |
| [04:23.00] | 牛：同志们~我现在开始正式的剪彩 |
| [04:29.00] | 冯：这还剪彩呢！ |
| [04:30.00] | 牛：咔！咔！把尾巴剪下来，把耗子一放 |
| [04:33.00] | 牛：捧着这两根尾巴，我激动得热泪盈眶 |
| [04:35.00] | 冯：不，不！你等会，你等会，啊！ |
| [04:38.00] | 牛：啊？ |
| [04:39.00] | 你剪完了尾巴，那，那耗子怎么着拉？ |
| [04:41.30] | 牛：我放了。捧着这尾巴… |
| [04:44.00] | 冯：你放了你？！ |
| [04:45.00] | 牛：啊 |
| [04:45.40] | 冯：你们不是灭鼠吗？ |
| [04:47.30] | 牛：啊，灭鼠啊 |
| [04:49.00] | 冯：那怎么放了？ |
| [04:50.00] | 牛：额…额… |
| [04:54.00] | 牛：人家把尾巴都献出来了，人对咱够意思了 |
| [04:57.30] | 牛：再说人家是新婚，咱不能办那缺德事 |
| [05:00.00] | 冯：这… |
| [05:02.30] | 冯：你够可以的，放两耗子，高兴啊，唱着歌就跑了 |
| [05:06.00] | 牛：还唱歌呢！ |
| [05:06.40] | 牛：两只老鼠♪~两只老鼠♪~ |
| [05:10.00] | 牛：跑滴快♪~跑滴快♪~ |
| [05:14.00] | 冯：嗯？。 |
| [05:14.40] | 牛：你怎么没有尾巴♪~ |
| [05:17.00] | 冯：唉…我是没有尾巴♪~ |
| [05:18.00] | 牛：你也没有尾巴♪~ |
| [05:20.00] | 合：真奇怪♪~真奇怪♪~ |
| [05:23.00] | 冯：两耗子精 |
| [05:25.30] | 牛：就这么费劲把力啊，也没弄几根耗子尾巴 |
| [05:29.00] | 牛：于是大伙写信，纷纷向家里要赞助 |
| [05:32.00] | 冯：赞助？ |
| [05:32.30] | 牛：赞助！我们司务长负责统计，那天不公布数字了吗 |
| [05:37.00] | 冯：怎么公布的？ |
| [05:39.00] | 牛：四班战士张二旺的父母赞助山东尾巴4根~~~ |
| [05:48.00] | 牛：刘长喜的未婚妻赞助大连尾巴两根~~~ |
| [05:54.30] | 冯：我听着怎么那么别扭呢我 |
| [05:56.30] | 牛：五班战士吕中国，从四川赞助嫂子的尾巴一根~~~ |
| [06:03.30] | 冯：啊！ |
| [06:05.30] | 牛：五班副黄宏，赞助丈母娘的尾巴一根~~~ |
| [06:11.30] | 冯：你把那耗子两字加上好不好！ |
| [06:14.30] | 牛：六班战士顾阿毛的姐夫从上海赞助耗子尾巴六根~~~（冯：诶~~~） |
| [06:22.30] | 牛：括弧（冯：额？？？）有一根没尖，有一根没根，怀疑是一根断成的两根~~~ |
| [06:33.30] | 冯：你别念了你！ |
| [06:35.00] | 冯：合着你们就这么凑尾巴啊？ |
| [06:38.30] | 冯：最可气的是，缴完了尾巴还把耗子，还 |
| [06:41.00] | 冯：还给放了，这影响多坏啊！ |
| [06:45.30] | 牛：凑不齐您说怎么办啊？ |
| [06:47.30] | 冯：你们完全可以买两筐萝卜，把萝卜根切下来 |
| [06:52.30] | 冯：一染，诶，那就是耗子尾巴嘛，是不是，这么做多好啊 |
| [06:56.30] | 牛：不行，让人给认出来了 |
| [06:59.30] | 冯：他还真干过他 |
| [07:01.30] | 牛：就这么东拼西凑啊，才凑了一百三十四根尾巴 |
| [07:05.00] | 冯：差远啦 |
| [07:05.30] | 牛：所以我着急啊 |
| [07:07.30] | 冯：嗯 |
| [07:08.00] | 牛：就在这个关键时刻，我们连的老母猪，把我给救了 |
| [07:12.30] | 冯：老母猪？ |
| [07:13.30] | 牛：一窝下了十二个小猪崽啊 |
| [07:16.00] | 冯：啊？ |
| [07:16.30] | 牛：我当时眼睛一亮，哎呀！这就是十二根尾巴呀！诶呵☆ |
| [07:21.30] | 冯：他要割猪尾巴呀！ |
| [07:23.30] | 牛：不是，我当时就想啊 |
| [07:25.30] | 牛：这猪能下崽，难道耗子就不能下崽吗？ |
| [07:29.00] | 牛：这耗子要下起崽来比猪可快多了 |
| [07:32.30] | 牛：人家耗子那什么生活节奏 |
| [07:34.00] | 牛：早上一起来还新婚夫妇呢，到了晚上就四世同堂了！ |
| [07:38.30] | 冯：那你就养耗子吧？ |
| [07:42.00] | 牛：对！养耗子！你说在哪养合适？ |
| [07:45.00] | 冯：额…你说呢 |
| [07:46.00] | 牛：在您家怎么样？ |
| [07:47.00] | 冯：嗯，可以，耗子哪就上我那住去。 |
| [07:49.30] | 牛：那您住哪？ |
| [07:50.00] | 冯：我就钻洞了，（牛：啊？）这象话吗？你们连有的是地方随便养。 |
| [07:56.30] | 牛：不行，我…我…我们连那房子，还得住人呢 |
| [08:00.00] | 冯：哦，那我们家那房子就不住人啦？ |
| [08:04.00] | 牛：不是，我是说要是在我们连养耗子，被人发现了不好。 |
| [08:08.30] | 冯：呵，你还知道不好啊？ |
| [08:11.30] | 牛：啊 |
| [08:12.30] | 冯：你这么做本身就是…不是，你别一低了，我不给你扣帽子，啊 |
| [08:20.30] | 冯：但是你要知道，你以为你是在欺骗别人啊？ |
| [08:26.00] | 冯：你是在欺骗你自己，欺骗你自己的良心！ |
| [08:32.30] | 冯：我这话可能重了点，你这么做对得起你的良心吗？ |
| [08:37.00] | 冯：你对的起你的父母吗？你对得起你的亲人吗？你对得起… |
| [08:44.30] | 冯：你锃亮的皮鞋吗？ |
| [08:49.00] | 冯：你是到了海边了，你…你超呼呼了你 |
| [08:54.00] | |
| [09:01.00] | 牛：这能怨我吗？ |
| [09:03.00] | 冯：不怨你怨谁啊？这馊点子都是你出的！ |
| [09:06.30] | 牛：六千根耗子尾巴，那不是我…到团里上报的呀 |
| [09:10.00] | 冯：谁报的？ |
| [09:11.00] | 牛：那是…团长报的呀，有我什么事啊？ |
| [09:15.00] | 冯：哦，那…那这么说就…就赖这个…团长啦？ |
| [09:21.30] | 牛：可这事怎么能怨团长呢 |
| [09:24.00] | 冯：这不你说的吗 |
| [09:25.30] | 牛：谁让我们是先进典型呢？ |
| [09:28.30] | 牛：谁让上级老这么器重我们呢？ |
| [09:31.30] | 牛：谁让我们老争第一呢？ |
| [09:34.00] | 牛：你到我们连队荣誉室去看看去 |
| [09:36.30] | 牛：光锦旗就是七十多面 |
| [09:39.00] | 牛：读书比赛第一，射击比赛第一，篮球比赛第一，歌咏比赛第一 |
| [09:45.00] | 牛：就连玩牌拱猪都是第一！ |
| [09:47.30] | 牛：你看看那是卫生评比第一那面锦旗是怎么得的 |
| [09:51.00] | 冯：怎么得的？ |
| [09:51.30] | 牛：检查团没来的前三天 |
| [09:54.00] | 牛：没来的前三天，我厕所就封上了 |
| [09:58.00] | 牛：那三天大家不敢吃不敢喝，坚持不上厕所 |
| [10:02.00] | 牛：最后都憋成什么样了 |
| [10:03.30] | 牛：一个个的脸上，那真是赤橙黄绿青蓝紫 |
| [10:10.00] | 牛：这回灭鼠评比，上级又对我们给予希望，给予重视 |
| [10:16.00] | 牛：六千根尾巴，这周围哪有耗子？ |
| [10:21.00] | 牛：大伙是真着急不是假着急啊 |
| [10:24.30] | 牛：都急得恨不得自个就是个耗子 |
| [10:28.30] | 牛：昨天晚上我做了个梦 |
| [10:30.30] | 牛：梦见我真的变成一只耗子了 |
| [10:33.30] | 牛：我一咕噜爬起来 |
| [10:35.00] | 牛：我说，弟兄们弟兄们 |
| [10:37.30] | 牛：报告大家一个好消息呀，我长尾巴啦！ |
| [10:43.30] | 牛：赶紧剪彩！ |
| [10:44.30] | 牛：哦，不能剪，这是班长的大腿！ |
| [10:48.30] | 冯：咳！我说…兄弟…我…不是…你冷静一点 |
| [10:55.40] | 冯：你不要老想这个耗子了，好不好？ |
| [10:58.30] | 冯：你应该超脱一点，走，这回我请客 |
| [11:00.30] | 冯：咱们俩吃海虹去，怎么样？ |
| [11:06.40] | 牛：多谢您，您要真帮我呀，您就答应在您家养耗子 |
| [11:12.30] | 冯：你又来了是不你？ |
| [11:13.30] | 牛：因为在您家养耗子有条件 |
| [11:16.30] | 牛：您是住在仓库里头，您住仓库跟耗子朝夕相处 |
| [11:21.00] | 牛：您又是属耗子的，有感情 |
| [11:23.00] | 冯：你别说了！ |
| [11:25.00] | 牛：不是，您听我说，您帮我养了耗子 |
| [11:27.30] | 冯：你给我住口！ |
| [11:29.00] | 冯：从刚才就一直耗子耗子，你没完了是吧？ |
| [11:32.00] | 冯：从现在开始你再提耗子两字，我就跟你急 |
| [11:35.00] | 冯：你不许提耗子！ |
| [11:37.00] | 冯：听见了吗？ |
| [11:39.00] | 牛：听见了 |
| [11:39.50] | 冯：我说的什么？ |
| [11:41.00] | 牛：不许提耗子 |
| [11:42.00] | 冯：再重复一遍！ |
| [11:43.40] | 牛：不许提耗子 |
| [11:46.00] | 冯：嗯！讲吧 |
| [11:49.30] | 牛：冯巩同志 |
| [11:50.40] | 冯：啊？ |
| [11:51.00] | 牛：能上你们家养老鼠吗？ |
| [11:53.30] | 冯：诶！ |
| [11:57.00] | END |
| [00:00.00] | yan yuan: feng gong niu qun |
| [00:01.00] | niu: ni shi feng gong ba! |
| [00:04.00] | feng: mei cuo |
| [00:05.30] | niu: ai yo |
| [00:08.30] | niu: lao zai dian shi li kan dao nin |
| [00:10.00] | feng: shi ma |
| [00:11.30] | niu: jin tian kan jian huo de le www |
| [00:15.00] | feng: ta zhe mai pang xie ne zhe |
| [00:17.30] | niu: ni bi dian shi li tou nian qing duo le |
| [00:20.00] | feng: hai nian qing na |
| [00:21.00] | niu: nin jin nian you san shi wu? |
| [00:23.30] | feng: |
| [00:24.00] | niu: a? |
| [00:25.00] | feng: san shi wu ke mei you ge, sui shu bu rao ren na! |
| [00:28.30] | niu: nin jin nian? |
| [00:29.00] | feng: er shi ba ge |
| [00:30.00] | niu: er shi ba? |
| [00:33.00] | niu: zhen mei kai wan xiao, nin shu shen me? |
| [00:35.30] | feng: wo shu shu |
| [00:38.30] | niu: ni shi hao zi, ha ha |
| [00:42.00] | feng: shu hao zi! |
| [00:43.30] | niu: na wo jian le nin ye gao xing a! |
| [00:45.00] | feng: zen me ne? |
| [00:46.00] | niu: wo men bu dui zheng dai hao zi na! |
| [00:48.30] | feng: zhe gen wo you shen me guan xi a? |
| [00:50.30] | niu: nin neng bang mang a! |
| [00:51.30] | feng: bang ni shen me mang? |
| [00:52.00] | niu: nin shi yan yuan |
| [00:53.30] | feng: a |
| [00:54.00] | niu: quan guo ge di na bu zou a |
| [00:55.30] | feng: dui ba |
| [00:56.00] | niu: na bu zhuan a |
| [00:57.00] | feng: dui dui |
| [00:57.30] | niu: nin you shi shu hao zi de |
| [00:58.00] | feng: a |
| [00:58.30] | niu: ken ding zhi dao quan guo na de hao zi duo! |
| [01:01.00] | feng: e wo bu zhi dao a |
| [01:03.00] | niu: nin hai mei shang xin, qi shi hao zi de gui lv ting hao zhang wo de! |
| [01:07.30] | feng: shi ma? |
| [01:08.00] | niu: ni kan hao zi ba ai mo ya |
| [01:09.30] | niu: zhe ge ai ke xiang zi |
| [01:11.30] | niu: suo yi shuo hao zi chu mo de di fang |
| [01:13.30] | niu: lao you na me yi zhong sheng yin |
| [01:14.30] | feng: shen me sheng yin? |
| [01:15.00] | niu: jiu shi na ge |
| [01:17.00] | niu: ai, na sheng yin hai bu hao xing rong, nin chi guo gan zhe mei you? |
| [01:20.30] | feng: chi guo ya |
| [01:21.00] | niu: nin chi gan zhe shen me sheng? |
| [01:21.30] | feng: jiu shi ge zhi ge zhi de |
| [01:22.30] | niu: ai, hao zi jiu zhe sheng! |
| [01:24.00] | feng: a? |
| [01:24.30] | feng: wo shi na hao zi shi ba wo |
| [01:26.30] | niu: bu shi, wo wo bu shi na |
| [01:28.30] | niu: ai ya, wo wo zhe ge ren bu hui shuo hua, wo zhe zui |
| [01:31.00] | niu: wo mei biao da qing chu, nin qian wan bie sheng qi |
| [01:33.00] | feng: que shi |
| [01:33.30] | niu: wo zen me neng shuo nin shi hao zi ne |
| [01:35.30] | feng: que shi |
| [01:36.00] | niu: qi shi wo de ben yi shi xiang shuo a |
| [01:37.30] | niu: nin yao zhen shi hao zi, gai duo hao a. |
| [01:41.30] | feng: jiu shi |
| [01:42.00] | |
| [01:48.30] | feng: ni shi nei ge bu dui de? |
| [01:51.30] | niu: er lian de |
| [01:53.30] | feng: ni men lian chang jiu jiao ni men zhe me shuo hua ya? |
| [01:57.00] | feng: tai mei li mao la! |
| [02:01.30] | feng: qu, hui qu gao su ni men de lian chang |
| [02:04.30] | feng: rang ta jin tian ye li 12 dian ban, pao bu, dao wo de zhu chu |
| [02:10.00] | niu: nin zhu zai na a? |
| [02:11.00] | feng: wo jiu zhu zai, hou bian cang ku. |
| [02:15.00] | niu: cang ku! |
| [02:16.00] | feng: a |
| [02:16.30] | niu: na hao zi duo ba? |
| [02:18.00] | feng: ni zhe ren you bing shi zen me zhao? |
| [02:19.40] | niu: nin suan shuo dui le, wo rang zhe hao zi ji dui de, wo xian zai dou dou shen jing le! |
| [02:24.00] | feng: zhe zen me hui shi a? |
| [02:26.00] | niu: wo men bu dui a, xian zai zheng zai jin xing mie shu ping bi |
| [02:30.00] | niu: shang mian shuo le |
| [02:31.00] | feng: a |
| [02:31.30] | niu: nei ge lian dui mie shu zui duo jiu jiang li nei ge lian dui yi mian da jin qi |
| [02:35.30] | feng: zhe shi rong yu a! |
| [02:37.30] | niu: ge lian dui dou bi zhe shang bao mie shu ji hua le |
| [02:40.30] | niu: ni bao yi bai, wo men lian dui de bao er bai |
| [02:43.30] | niu: ni bao er bai wo bao san bai, ni bao san bai wo bao yi qian, ni bao yi qian wo bao wu qian |
| [02:47.30] | feng: ni men lian bao duo shao? |
| [02:48.00] | niu: shi si wan |
| [02:49.00] | feng: ei shi si wan na! |
| [02:51.00] | niu: hou lai you jiang dao liu qian |
| [02:53.30] | feng: ni men ke you dian xia bao le |
| [02:55.00] | niu: suo yi zhen dui zhe ge qing kuang ne, shang ji you zuo le ge bu chong gui ding |
| [02:59.00] | feng: shen me gui ding? |
| [03:00.00] | niu: shuo shi mei xiao mie yi zhi lao shu, bi xu de shang jiao yi gen lao shu wei ba, yi zuo ping zheng |
| [03:06.00] | feng: o, yi fang zhi nong xu zuo jia |
| [03:08.00] | niu: zhe he zhe wo men dao shi jiu de shang jiao liu qian gen wei ba ya |
| [03:12.30] | feng: na dang ran a |
| [03:13.00] | niu: ni shuo nin ke bu zhi dao, wo men na hui er nian nian bu shu mie shu |
| [03:17.00] | niu: fang yuan zhe ji shi li di gen ben jiu zhao bu zhao hao zi |
| [03:20.00] | niu: liu qian gen wei ba ni shuo wo na nong qu? |
| [03:23.00] | feng: zhe ni ke de qing jiao wo la |
| [03:25.00] | niu: o, ni you zhu yi |
| [03:26.00] | feng: zhe li you ge jue zhao |
| [03:27.30] | niu: nin kuai shuo shuo |
| [03:28.30] | feng: ni men yao xiang yi xia nong dao liu qian gen wei ba |
| [03:31.30] | niu: a |
| [03:32.00] | feng: shou xian de yi xia dai dao liu qian zhi hao zi |
| [03:37.00] | feng: zhe ge ban fa zen me yang, a? |
| [03:40.00] | niu: nin jiu bie gei wo men dao luan le, wo men quan lian dou chu dong le |
| [03:43.30] | feng: qu dai hao zi |
| [03:45.00] | niu: fen bing ba kou, , fen bing ba kou |
| [03:47.30] | niu: qian fu le qi tian qi ye |
| [03:49.00] | feng: dai zhe le duo shao? |
| [03:50.30] | feng: lian hao zi mao dou mei jian zhe |
| [03:52.30] | feng: jiu mei hao zi, ni dai ta gan ma a? |
| [03:55.00] | niu: yao shuo a, ye shi gong fu bu fu you xin ren |
| [03:58.00] | niu: dao le di ba tian zao chen |
| [04:00.00] | feng: zen me zhao |
| [04:00.30] | niu: zen me na me qiao |
| [04:01.30] | niu: you liang zhi cong wai di dao wo men zhe lv you jie hun de hao zi rang wo gei dai zhe le, hei hei hei |
| [04:09.00] | feng: ni shuo zhe hao zi ye shi, ni lv shen me you |
| [04:12.00] | feng: hai bu ru zai dong li bai liang zhuo ne? |
| [04:14.00] | niu: gei wo gao xing de feng: shi bu shi? |
| [04:15.00] | niu: wo zhe shou zhuan zhe hao zi |
| [04:17.30] | niu: zhe shou li zhe ta na ke ai de xiao wei ba |
| [04:19.30] | feng: ei yo a |
| [04:20.00] | niu: ei ya, gao xing di chao qi jian zi lai |
| [04:23.00] | niu: tong zhi men wo xian zai kai shi zheng shi de jian cai |
| [04:29.00] | feng: zhe hai jian cai ne! |
| [04:30.00] | niu: ka! ka! ba wei ba jian xia lai, ba hao zi yi fang |
| [04:33.00] | niu: peng zhe zhe liang gen wei ba, wo ji dong de re lei ying kuang |
| [04:35.00] | feng: bu, bu! ni deng hui, ni deng hui, a! |
| [04:38.00] | niu: a? |
| [04:39.00] | ni jian wan le wei ba, na, na hao zi zen me zhao la? |
| [04:41.30] | niu: wo fang le. peng zhe zhe wei ba |
| [04:44.00] | feng: ni fang le ni?! |
| [04:45.00] | niu: a |
| [04:45.40] | feng: ni men bu shi mie shu ma? |
| [04:47.30] | niu: a, mie shu a |
| [04:49.00] | feng: na zen me fang le? |
| [04:50.00] | niu: e e |
| [04:54.00] | niu: ren jia ba wei ba dou xian chu lai le, ren dui zan gou yi si le |
| [04:57.30] | niu: zai shuo ren jia shi xin hun, zan bu neng ban na que de shi |
| [05:00.00] | feng: zhe |
| [05:02.30] | feng: ni gou ke yi de, fang liang hao zi, gao xing a, chang zhe ge jiu pao le |
| [05:06.00] | niu: hai chang ge ne! |
| [05:06.40] | niu: liang zhi lao shu liang zhi lao shu |
| [05:10.00] | niu: pao di kuai pao di kuai |
| [05:14.00] | feng: ?. |
| [05:14.40] | niu: ni zen me mei you wei ba |
| [05:17.00] | feng: ai wo shi mei you wei ba |
| [05:18.00] | niu: ni ye mei you wei ba |
| [05:20.00] | he: zhen qi guai zhen qi guai |
| [05:23.00] | feng: liang hao zi jing |
| [05:25.30] | niu: jiu zhe me fei jin ba li a, ye mei nong ji gen hao zi wei ba |
| [05:29.00] | niu: yu shi da huo xie xin, fen fen xiang jia li yao zan zhu |
| [05:32.00] | feng: zan zhu? |
| [05:32.30] | niu: zan zhu! wo men si wu zhang fu ze tong ji, na tian bu gong bu shu zi le ma |
| [05:37.00] | feng: zen me gong bu de? |
| [05:39.00] | niu: si ban zhan shi zhang er wang de fu mu zan zhu shan dong wei ba 4 gen |
| [05:48.00] | niu: liu zhang xi de wei hun qi zan zhu da lian wei ba liang gen |
| [05:54.30] | feng: wo ting zhe zen me na me bie niu ne wo |
| [05:56.30] | niu: wu ban zhan shi lv zhong guo, cong si chuan zan zhu sao zi de wei ba yi gen |
| [06:03.30] | feng: a! |
| [06:05.30] | niu: wu ban fu huang hong, zan zhu zhang mu niang de wei ba yi gen |
| [06:11.30] | feng: ni ba na hao zi liang zi jia shang hao bu hao! |
| [06:14.30] | niu: liu ban zhan shi gu a mao de jie fu cong shang hai zan zhu hao zi wei ba liu gen feng: ei |
| [06:22.30] | niu: kuo hu feng: e??? you yi gen mei jian, you yi gen mei gen, huai yi shi yi gen duan cheng de liang gen |
| [06:33.30] | feng: ni bie nian le ni! |
| [06:35.00] | feng: he zhe ni men jiu zhe me cou wei ba a? |
| [06:38.30] | feng: zui ke qi de shi, jiao wan le wei ba hai ba hao zi, hai |
| [06:41.00] | feng: huan gei fang le, zhe ying xiang duo huai a! |
| [06:45.30] | niu: cou bu qi nin shuo zen me ban a? |
| [06:47.30] | feng: ni men wan quan ke yi mai liang kuang luo bo, ba luo bo gen qie xia lai |
| [06:52.30] | feng: yi ran, ei, na jiu shi hao zi wei ba ma, shi bu shi, zhe me zuo duo hao a |
| [06:56.30] | niu: bu xing, rang ren gei ren chu lai le |
| [06:59.30] | feng: ta hai zhen gan guo ta |
| [07:01.30] | niu: jiu zhe me dong pin xi cou a, cai cou le yi bai san shi si gen wei ba |
| [07:05.00] | feng: cha yuan la |
| [07:05.30] | niu: suo yi wo zhao ji a |
| [07:07.30] | feng: |
| [07:08.00] | niu: jiu zai zhe ge guan jian shi ke, wo men lian de lao mu zhu, ba wo gei jiu le |
| [07:12.30] | feng: lao mu zhu? |
| [07:13.30] | niu: yi wo xia le shi er ge xiao zhu zai a |
| [07:16.00] | feng: a? |
| [07:16.30] | niu: wo dang shi yan jing yi liang, ai ya! zhe jiu shi shi er gen wei ba ya! ei a |
| [07:21.30] | feng: ta yao ge zhu wei ba ya! |
| [07:23.30] | niu: bu shi, wo dang shi jiu xiang a |
| [07:25.30] | niu: zhe zhu neng xia zai, nan dao hao zi jiu bu neng xia zai ma? |
| [07:29.00] | niu: zhe hao zi yao xia qi zai lai bi zhu ke kuai duo le |
| [07:32.30] | niu: ren jia hao zi na shen me sheng huo jie zou |
| [07:34.00] | niu: zao shang yi qi lai huan xin hun fu fu ne, dao le wan shang jiu si shi tong tang le! |
| [07:38.30] | feng: na ni jiu yang hao zi ba? |
| [07:42.00] | niu: dui! yang hao zi! ni shuo zai na yang he shi? |
| [07:45.00] | feng: e ni shuo ne |
| [07:46.00] | niu: zai nin jia zen me yang? |
| [07:47.00] | feng: , ke yi, hao zi na jiu shang wo na zhu qu. |
| [07:49.30] | niu: na nin zhu na? |
| [07:50.00] | feng: wo jiu zuan dong le, niu: a? zhe xiang hua ma? ni men lian you de shi di fang sui bian yang. |
| [07:56.30] | niu: bu xing, wo wo wo men lian na fang zi, hai de zhu ren ne |
| [08:00.00] | feng: o, na wo men jia na fang zi jiu bu zhu ren la? |
| [08:04.00] | niu: bu shi, wo shi shuo yao shi zai wo men lian yang hao zi, bei ren fa xian liao bu hao. |
| [08:08.30] | feng: a, ni hai zhi dao bu hao a? |
| [08:11.30] | niu: a |
| [08:12.30] | feng: ni zhe me zuo ben shen jiu shi bu shi, ni bie yi di le, wo bu gei ni kou mao zi, a |
| [08:20.30] | feng: dan shi ni yao zhi dao, ni yi wei ni shi zai qi pian bie ren a? |
| [08:26.00] | feng: ni shi zai qi pian ni zi ji, qi pian ni zi ji de liang xin! |
| [08:32.30] | feng: wo zhe hua ke neng zhong le dian, ni zhe me zuo dui de qi ni de liang xin ma? |
| [08:37.00] | feng: ni dui de qi ni de fu mu ma? ni dui de qi ni de qin ren ma? ni dui de qi |
| [08:44.30] | feng: ni zeng liang de pi xie ma? |
| [08:49.00] | feng: ni shi dao le hai bian le, ni ni chao hu hu le ni |
| [08:54.00] | |
| [09:01.00] | niu: zhe neng yuan wo ma? |
| [09:03.00] | feng: bu yuan ni yuan shui a? zhe sou dian zi dou shi ni chu de! |
| [09:06.30] | niu: liu qian gen hao zi wei ba, na bu shi wo dao tuan li shang bao de ya |
| [09:10.00] | feng: shui bao de? |
| [09:11.00] | niu: na shi tuan zhang bao de ya, you wo shen me shi a? |
| [09:15.00] | feng: o, na na zhe me shuo jiu jiu lai zhe ge tuan zhang la? |
| [09:21.30] | niu: ke zhe shi zen me neng yuan tuan zhang ne |
| [09:24.00] | feng: zhe bu ni shuo de ma |
| [09:25.30] | niu: shui rang wo men shi xian jin dian xing ne? |
| [09:28.30] | niu: shui rang shang ji lao zhe me qi zhong wo men ne? |
| [09:31.30] | niu: shui rang wo men lao zheng di yi ne? |
| [09:34.00] | niu: ni dao wo men lian dui rong yu shi qu kan kan qu |
| [09:36.30] | niu: guang jin qi jiu shi qi shi duo mian |
| [09:39.00] | niu: du shu bi sai di yi, she ji bi sai di yi, lan qiu bi sai di yi, ge yong bi sai di yi |
| [09:45.00] | niu: jiu lian wan pai gong zhu dou shi di yi! |
| [09:47.30] | niu: ni kan kan na shi wei sheng ping bi di yi na mian jin qi shi zen me de de |
| [09:51.00] | feng: zen me de de? |
| [09:51.30] | niu: jian cha tuan mei lai de qian san tian |
| [09:54.00] | niu: mei lai de qian san tian, wo ce suo jiu feng shang le |
| [09:58.00] | niu: na san tian da jia bu gan chi bu gan he, jian chi bu shang ce suo |
| [10:02.00] | niu: zui hou dou bie cheng shen me yang le |
| [10:03.30] | niu: yi ge ge de lian shang, na zhen shi chi cheng huang lv qing lan zi |
| [10:10.00] | niu: zhe hui mie shu ping bi, shang ji you dui wo men ji yu xi wang, ji yu zhong shi |
| [10:16.00] | niu: liu qian gen wei ba, zhe zhou wei na you hao zi? |
| [10:21.00] | niu: da huo shi zhen zhao ji bu shi jia zhao ji a |
| [10:24.30] | niu: dou ji de hen bu de zi ge jiu shi ge hao zi |
| [10:28.30] | niu: zuo tian wan shang wo zuo le ge meng |
| [10:30.30] | niu: meng jian wo zhen de bian cheng yi zhi hao zi le |
| [10:33.30] | niu: wo yi gu lu pa qi lai |
| [10:35.00] | niu: wo shuo, di xiong men di xiong men |
| [10:37.30] | niu: bao gao da jia yi ge hao xiao xi ya, wo chang wei ba la! |
| [10:43.30] | niu: gan jin jian cai! |
| [10:44.30] | niu: o, bu neng jian, zhe shi ban zhang de da tui! |
| [10:48.30] | feng: hai! wo shuo xiong di wo bu shi ni leng jing yi dian |
| [10:55.40] | feng: ni bu yao lao xiang zhe ge hao zi le, hao bu hao? |
| [10:58.30] | feng: ni ying gai chao tuo yi dian, zou, zhe hui wo qing ke |
| [11:00.30] | feng: zan men lia chi hai hong qu, zen me yang? |
| [11:06.40] | niu: duo xie nin, nin yao zhen bang wo ya, nin jiu da ying zai nin jia yang hao zi |
| [11:12.30] | feng: ni you lai le shi bu ni? |
| [11:13.30] | niu: yin wei zai nin jia yang hao zi you tiao jian |
| [11:16.30] | niu: nin shi zhu zai cang ku li tou, nin zhu cang ku gen hao zi zhao xi xiang chu |
| [11:21.00] | niu: nin you shi shu hao zi de, you gan qing |
| [11:23.00] | feng: ni bie shuo le! |
| [11:25.00] | niu: bu shi, nin ting wo shuo, nin bang wo yang le hao zi |
| [11:27.30] | feng: ni gei wo zhu kou! |
| [11:29.00] | feng: cong gang cai jiu yi zhi hao zi hao zi, ni mei wan le shi ba? |
| [11:32.00] | feng: cong xian zai kai shi ni zai ti hao zi liang zi, wo jiu gen ni ji |
| [11:35.00] | feng: ni bu xu ti hao zi! |
| [11:37.00] | feng: ting jian le ma? |
| [11:39.00] | niu: ting jian le |
| [11:39.50] | feng: wo shuo de shen me? |
| [11:41.00] | niu: bu xu ti hao zi |
| [11:42.00] | feng: zai chong fu yi bian! |
| [11:43.40] | niu: bu xu ti hao zi |
| [11:46.00] | feng: ! jiang ba |
| [11:49.30] | niu: feng gong tong zhi |
| [11:50.40] | feng: a? |
| [11:51.00] | niu: neng shang ni men jia yang lao shu ma? |
| [11:53.30] | feng: ei! |
| [11:57.00] | END |
| [00:00.00] | yǎn yuán: féng gǒng niú qún |
| [00:01.00] | niú: nǐ shì féng gǒng ba! |
| [00:04.00] | féng: méi cuò |
| [00:05.30] | niú: āi yō |
| [00:08.30] | niú: lǎo zài diàn shì lǐ kàn dào nín |
| [00:10.00] | féng: shì ma |
| [00:11.30] | niú: jīn tiān kàn jiàn huó de le www |
| [00:15.00] | féng: tā zhè mǎi páng xiè ne zhè |
| [00:17.30] | niú: nǐ bǐ diàn shì lǐ tou nián qīng duō le |
| [00:20.00] | féng: hái nián qīng nǎ |
| [00:21.00] | niú: nín jīn nián yǒu sān shí wǔ? |
| [00:23.30] | féng: |
| [00:24.00] | niú: a? |
| [00:25.00] | féng: sān shí wǔ kě méi yǒu gē, suì shù bù ráo rén nǎ! |
| [00:28.30] | niú: nín jīn nián? |
| [00:29.00] | féng: èr shí bā gē |
| [00:30.00] | niú: èr shí bā? |
| [00:33.00] | niú: zhēn méi kāi wán xiào, nín shǔ shén me? |
| [00:35.30] | féng: wǒ shǔ shǔ |
| [00:38.30] | niú: nǐ shì hào zǐ, hā hā |
| [00:42.00] | féng: shǔ hào zǐ! |
| [00:43.30] | niú: nà wǒ jiàn le nín yě gāo xìng a! |
| [00:45.00] | féng: zěn me ne? |
| [00:46.00] | niú: wǒ men bù duì zhèng dǎi hào zǐ nǎ! |
| [00:48.30] | féng: zhè gēn wǒ yǒu shén me guān xì a? |
| [00:50.30] | niú: nín néng bāng máng a! |
| [00:51.30] | féng: bāng nǐ shén me máng? |
| [00:52.00] | niú: nín shì yǎn yuán |
| [00:53.30] | féng: a |
| [00:54.00] | niú: quán guó gè dì nǎ bù zǒu a |
| [00:55.30] | féng: duì ba |
| [00:56.00] | niú: nǎ bù zhuǎn a |
| [00:57.00] | féng: duì duì |
| [00:57.30] | niú: nín yòu shì shǔ hào zǐ de |
| [00:58.00] | féng: a |
| [00:58.30] | niú: kěn dìng zhī dào quán guó nǎ de hào zǐ duō! |
| [01:01.00] | féng: é wǒ bù zhī dào a |
| [01:03.00] | niú: nín hái méi shàng xīn, qí shí hào zǐ de guī lǜ tǐng hǎo zhǎng wò de! |
| [01:07.30] | féng: shì ma? |
| [01:08.00] | niú: nǐ kàn hào zǐ ba ài mó yá |
| [01:09.30] | niú: zhè gè ài kē xiāng zi |
| [01:11.30] | niú: suǒ yǐ shuō hào zǐ chū mò de dì fāng |
| [01:13.30] | niú: lǎo yǒu nà me yī zhǒng shēng yīn |
| [01:14.30] | féng: shén me shēng yīn? |
| [01:15.00] | niú: jiù shì nà gè |
| [01:17.00] | niú: āi, nà shēng yīn hái bù hǎo xíng róng, nín chī guò gān zhè méi yǒu? |
| [01:20.30] | féng: chī guò ya |
| [01:21.00] | niú: nín chī gān zhè shén me shēng? |
| [01:21.30] | féng: jiù shì gē zhī gē zhī de |
| [01:22.30] | niú: āi, hào zǐ jiù zhè shēng! |
| [01:24.00] | féng: a? |
| [01:24.30] | féng: wǒ shì nà hào zǐ shì ba wǒ |
| [01:26.30] | niú: bú shì, wǒ wǒ bú shì nà |
| [01:28.30] | niú: āi yā, wǒ wǒ zhè gè rén bú huì shuō huà, wǒ zhè zuǐ |
| [01:31.00] | niú: wǒ méi biǎo dá qīng chǔ, nín qiān wàn bié shēng qì |
| [01:33.00] | féng: què shí |
| [01:33.30] | niú: wǒ zěn me néng shuō nín shì hào zǐ ne |
| [01:35.30] | féng: què shí |
| [01:36.00] | niú: qí shí wǒ de běn yì shì xiǎng shuō a |
| [01:37.30] | niú: nín yào zhēn shì hào zǐ, gāi duō hǎo a. |
| [01:41.30] | féng: jiù shì |
| [01:42.00] | |
| [01:48.30] | féng: nǐ shì něi gè bù duì de? |
| [01:51.30] | niú: èr lián de |
| [01:53.30] | féng: nǐ men lián cháng jiù jiào nǐ men zhè me shuō huà ya? |
| [01:57.00] | féng: tài méi lǐ mào la! |
| [02:01.30] | féng: qù, huí qù gào sù nǐ men de lián cháng |
| [02:04.30] | féng: ràng tā jīn tiān yè lǐ 12 diǎn bàn, pǎo bù, dào wǒ de zhù chù |
| [02:10.00] | niú: nín zhù zài nǎ a? |
| [02:11.00] | féng: wǒ jiù zhù zài, hòu biān cāng kù. |
| [02:15.00] | niú: cāng kù! |
| [02:16.00] | féng: a |
| [02:16.30] | niú: nà hào zǐ duō ba? |
| [02:18.00] | féng: nǐ zhè rén yǒu bìng shì zěn me zhāo? |
| [02:19.40] | niú: nín suàn shuō duì le, wǒ ràng zhè hào zǐ jǐ duì dé, wǒ xiàn zài dōu dōu shén jīng le! |
| [02:24.00] | féng: zhè zěn me huí shì a? |
| [02:26.00] | niú: wǒ men bù duì a, xiàn zài zhèng zài jìn xíng miè shǔ píng bǐ |
| [02:30.00] | niú: shàng miàn shuō le |
| [02:31.00] | féng: a |
| [02:31.30] | niú: něi gè lián duì miè shǔ zuì duō jiù jiǎng lì něi gè lián duì yī miàn dà jǐn qí |
| [02:35.30] | féng: zhè shì róng yù a! |
| [02:37.30] | niú: gè lián duì dōu bǐ zhe shàng bào miè shǔ jì huà le |
| [02:40.30] | niú: nǐ bào yī bǎi, wǒ men lián duì dé bào èr bǎi |
| [02:43.30] | niú: nǐ bào èr bǎi wǒ bào sān bǎi, nǐ bào sān bǎi wǒ bào yī qiān, nǐ bào yī qiān wǒ bào wǔ qiān |
| [02:47.30] | féng: nǐ men lián bào duō shǎo? |
| [02:48.00] | niú: shí sì wàn |
| [02:49.00] | féng: éi shí sì wàn nǎ! |
| [02:51.00] | niú: hòu lái yòu jiàng dào liù qiān |
| [02:53.30] | féng: nǐ men kě yǒu diǎn xiā bào le |
| [02:55.00] | niú: suǒ yǐ zhēn duì zhè gè qíng kuàng ne, shàng jí yòu zuò le gè bǔ chōng guī dìng |
| [02:59.00] | féng: shén me guī dìng? |
| [03:00.00] | niú: shuō shì měi xiāo miè yì zhī lǎo shǔ, bì xū de shàng jiǎo yī gēn lǎo shǔ wěi ba, yǐ zuò píng zhèng |
| [03:06.00] | féng: ó, yǐ fáng zhǐ nòng xū zuò jiǎ |
| [03:08.00] | niú: zhè hé zhe wǒ men dào shí jiù dé shàng jiāo liù qiān gēn wěi bā ya |
| [03:12.30] | féng: nà dāng rán a |
| [03:13.00] | niú: nǐ shuō nín kě bù zhī dào, wǒ men nà huì ér nián nián bǔ shǔ miè shǔ |
| [03:17.00] | niú: fāng yuán zhè jǐ shí lǐ dì gēn běn jiù zhǎo bu zháo hào zǐ |
| [03:20.00] | niú: liù qiān gēn wěi bā nǐ shuō wǒ nǎ nòng qù? |
| [03:23.00] | féng: zhè nǐ kě de qǐng jiào wǒ la |
| [03:25.00] | niú: ó, nǐ yǒu zhǔ yì |
| [03:26.00] | féng: zhè lǐ yǒu gè jué zhāo |
| [03:27.30] | niú: nín kuài shuō shuō |
| [03:28.30] | féng: nǐ men yào xiǎng yī xià nòng dào liù qiān gēn wěi bā |
| [03:31.30] | niú: a |
| [03:32.00] | féng: shǒu xiān dé yī xià dǎi dào liù qiān zhǐ hào zǐ |
| [03:37.00] | féng: zhè gè bàn fǎ zěn me yàng, a? |
| [03:40.00] | niú: nín jiù bié gěi wǒ men dǎo luàn le, wǒ men quán lián dōu chū dòng le |
| [03:43.30] | féng: qù dǎi hào zǐ |
| [03:45.00] | niú: fèn bīng bǎ kǒu, , fèn bīng bǎ kǒu |
| [03:47.30] | niú: qián fú le qī tiān qī yè |
| [03:49.00] | féng: dǎi zhe le duō shǎo? |
| [03:50.30] | féng: lián hào zǐ máo dōu méi jiàn zhe |
| [03:52.30] | féng: jiù méi hào zǐ, nǐ dǎi tā gàn má a? |
| [03:55.00] | niú: yào shuō a, yě shì gōng fū bù fù yǒu xīn rén |
| [03:58.00] | niú: dào le dì bā tiān zǎo chén |
| [04:00.00] | féng: zěn me zhāo |
| [04:00.30] | niú: zěn me nà me qiǎo |
| [04:01.30] | niú: yǒu liǎng zhī cóng wài dì dào wǒ men zhe lǚ yóu jié hūn de hào zǐ ràng wǒ gěi dǎi zhe le, hēi hēi hēi |
| [04:09.00] | féng: nǐ shuō zhè hào zǐ yě shì, nǐ lǚ shén me yóu |
| [04:12.00] | féng: hái bù rú zài dòng lǐ bǎi liǎng zhuō ne? |
| [04:14.00] | niú: gěi wǒ gāo xìng dé féng: shì bú shì? |
| [04:15.00] | niú: wǒ zhè shǒu zhuàn zhe hào zǐ |
| [04:17.30] | niú: zhè shǒu lǐ zhe tā nà kě ài de xiǎo wěi bā |
| [04:19.30] | féng: éi yō ā |
| [04:20.00] | niú: éi ya, gāo xìng dì chāo qǐ jiǎn zi lái |
| [04:23.00] | niú: tóng zhì men wǒ xiàn zài kāi shǐ zhèng shì de jiǎn cǎi |
| [04:29.00] | féng: zhè hái jiǎn cǎi ne! |
| [04:30.00] | niú: kā! kā! bǎ wěi bā jiǎn xià lái, bǎ hào zǐ yī fàng |
| [04:33.00] | niú: pěng zhe zhè liǎng gēn wěi bā, wǒ jī dòng dé rè lèi yíng kuàng |
| [04:35.00] | féng: bù, bù! nǐ děng huì, nǐ děng huì, a! |
| [04:38.00] | niú: a? |
| [04:39.00] | nǐ jiǎn wán le wěi bā, nà, nà hào zǐ zěn me zhāo lā? |
| [04:41.30] | niú: wǒ fàng le. pěng zhe zhè wěi bā |
| [04:44.00] | féng: nǐ fàng le nǐ?! |
| [04:45.00] | niú: a |
| [04:45.40] | féng: nǐ men bú shì miè shǔ ma? |
| [04:47.30] | niú: a, miè shǔ a |
| [04:49.00] | féng: nà zěn me fàng le? |
| [04:50.00] | niú: é é |
| [04:54.00] | niú: rén jiā bǎ wěi bā dōu xiàn chū lái le, rén duì zán gòu yì sī le |
| [04:57.30] | niú: zài shuō rén jiā shì xīn hūn, zán bù néng bàn nà quē dé shì |
| [05:00.00] | féng: zhè |
| [05:02.30] | féng: nǐ gòu kě yǐ de, fàng liǎng hào zǐ, gāo xìng a, chàng zhe gē jiù pǎo le |
| [05:06.00] | niú: hái chàng gē ne! |
| [05:06.40] | niú: liǎng zhǐ lǎo shǔ liǎng zhǐ lǎo shǔ |
| [05:10.00] | niú: pǎo dī kuài pǎo dī kuài |
| [05:14.00] | féng: ?. |
| [05:14.40] | niú: nǐ zěn me méi yǒu wěi bā |
| [05:17.00] | féng: āi wǒ shì méi yǒu wěi bā |
| [05:18.00] | niú: nǐ yě méi yǒu wěi bā |
| [05:20.00] | hé: zhēn qí guài zhēn qí guài |
| [05:23.00] | féng: liǎng hào zǐ jīng |
| [05:25.30] | niú: jiù zhè me fèi jìn bǎ lì a, yě méi nòng jǐ gēn hào zǐ wěi bā |
| [05:29.00] | niú: yú shì dà huǒ xiě xìn, fēn fēn xiàng jiā lǐ yào zàn zhù |
| [05:32.00] | féng: zàn zhù? |
| [05:32.30] | niú: zàn zhù! wǒ men sī wù zhǎng fù zé tǒng jì, nà tiān bù gōng bù shù zì le ma |
| [05:37.00] | féng: zěn me gōng bù de? |
| [05:39.00] | niú: sì bān zhàn shì zhāng èr wàng de fù mǔ zàn zhù shān dōng wěi bā 4 gēn |
| [05:48.00] | niú: liú zhǎng xǐ de wèi hūn qī zàn zhù dà lián wěi bā liǎng gēn |
| [05:54.30] | féng: wǒ tīng zhe zěn me nà me biè niǔ ne wǒ |
| [05:56.30] | niú: wǔ bān zhàn shì lǚ zhōng guó, cóng sì chuān zàn zhù sǎo zi de wěi bā yī gēn |
| [06:03.30] | féng: a! |
| [06:05.30] | niú: wǔ bān fù huáng hóng, zàn zhù zhàng mǔ niáng de wěi bā yī gēn |
| [06:11.30] | féng: nǐ bǎ nà hào zǐ liǎng zì jiā shang hǎo bù hǎo! |
| [06:14.30] | niú: liù bān zhàn shì gù ā máo de jiě fū cóng shàng hǎi zàn zhù hào zǐ wěi bā liù gēn féng: éi |
| [06:22.30] | niú: kuò hú féng: é??? yǒu yī gēn méi jiān, yǒu yī gēn méi gēn, huái yí shì yī gēn duàn chéng de liǎng gēn |
| [06:33.30] | féng: nǐ bié niàn le nǐ! |
| [06:35.00] | féng: hé zhe nǐ men jiù zhè me còu wěi bā a? |
| [06:38.30] | féng: zuì kě qì de shì, jiǎo wán le wěi bā hái bǎ hào zǐ, hái |
| [06:41.00] | féng: huán gěi fàng le, zhè yǐng xiǎng duō huài a! |
| [06:45.30] | niú: còu bù qí nín shuō zěn me bàn a? |
| [06:47.30] | féng: nǐ men wán quán kě yǐ mǎi liǎng kuāng luó bo, bǎ luó bo gēn qiè xià lái |
| [06:52.30] | féng: yī rǎn, éi, nà jiù shì hào zǐ wěi bā ma, shì bú shì, zhè me zuò duō hǎo a |
| [06:56.30] | niú: bù xíng, ràng rén gěi rèn chū lái le |
| [06:59.30] | féng: tā hái zhēn gàn guò tā |
| [07:01.30] | niú: jiù zhè me dōng pīn xī còu a, cái còu le yī bǎi sān shí sì gēn wěi bā |
| [07:05.00] | féng: chà yuǎn la |
| [07:05.30] | niú: suǒ yǐ wǒ zháo jí a |
| [07:07.30] | féng: |
| [07:08.00] | niú: jiù zài zhè gè guān jiàn shí kè, wǒ men lián de lǎo mǔ zhū, bǎ wǒ gěi jiù le |
| [07:12.30] | féng: lǎo mǔ zhū? |
| [07:13.30] | niú: yī wō xià le shí èr gè xiǎo zhū zǎi a |
| [07:16.00] | féng: a? |
| [07:16.30] | niú: wǒ dāng shí yǎn jīng yī liàng, āi yā! zhè jiù shì shí èr gēn wěi bā ya! éi ā |
| [07:21.30] | féng: tā yào gē zhū wěi ba ya! |
| [07:23.30] | niú: bú shì, wǒ dāng shí jiù xiǎng a |
| [07:25.30] | niú: zhè zhū néng xià zǎi, nán dào hào zǐ jiù bù néng xià zǎi ma? |
| [07:29.00] | niú: zhè hào zǐ yào xià qǐ zǎi lái bǐ zhū kě kuài duō le |
| [07:32.30] | niú: rén jiā hào zǐ nà shén me shēng huó jié zòu |
| [07:34.00] | niú: zǎo shàng yì qǐ lái huán xīn hūn fū fù ne, dào le wǎn shàng jiù sì shì tóng táng le! |
| [07:38.30] | féng: nà nǐ jiù yǎng hào zǐ ba? |
| [07:42.00] | niú: duì! yǎng hào zǐ! nǐ shuō zài nǎ yǎng hé shì? |
| [07:45.00] | féng: é nǐ shuō ne |
| [07:46.00] | niú: zài nín jiā zěn me yàng? |
| [07:47.00] | féng: , kě yǐ, hào zǐ nǎ jiù shàng wǒ nà zhù qù. |
| [07:49.30] | niú: nà nín zhù nǎ? |
| [07:50.00] | féng: wǒ jiù zuān dòng le, niú: a? zhè xiàng huà ma? nǐ men lián yǒu de shì dì fāng suí biàn yǎng. |
| [07:56.30] | niú: bù xíng, wǒ wǒ wǒ men lián nà fáng zi, hái dé zhù rén ne |
| [08:00.00] | féng: ó, nà wǒ men jiā nà fáng zi jiù bú zhù rén la? |
| [08:04.00] | niú: bú shì, wǒ shì shuō yào shì zài wǒ men lián yǎng hào zǐ, bèi rén fā xiàn liǎo bù hǎo. |
| [08:08.30] | féng: ā, nǐ hái zhī dào bù hǎo a? |
| [08:11.30] | niú: a |
| [08:12.30] | féng: nǐ zhè me zuò běn shēn jiù shì bú shì, nǐ bié yī dī le, wǒ bù gěi nǐ kòu mào zi, a |
| [08:20.30] | féng: dàn shì nǐ yào zhī dào, nǐ yǐ wéi nǐ shì zài qī piàn bié rén a? |
| [08:26.00] | féng: nǐ shì zài qī piàn nǐ zì jǐ, qī piàn nǐ zì jǐ de liáng xīn! |
| [08:32.30] | féng: wǒ zhè huà kě néng zhòng le diǎn, nǐ zhè me zuò duì de qǐ nǐ de liáng xīn ma? |
| [08:37.00] | féng: nǐ duì de qǐ nǐ de fù mǔ ma? nǐ duì de qǐ nǐ de qīn rén ma? nǐ duì de qǐ |
| [08:44.30] | féng: nǐ zèng liàng de pí xié ma? |
| [08:49.00] | féng: nǐ shì dào le hǎi biān le, nǐ nǐ chāo hū hū le nǐ |
| [08:54.00] | |
| [09:01.00] | niú: zhè néng yuàn wǒ ma? |
| [09:03.00] | féng: bù yuàn nǐ yuàn shuí a? zhè sōu diǎn zǐ dōu shì nǐ chū de! |
| [09:06.30] | niú: liù qiān gēn hào zǐ wěi bā, nà bú shì wǒ dào tuán lǐ shàng bào de ya |
| [09:10.00] | féng: shuí bào de? |
| [09:11.00] | niú: nà shi tuán zhǎng bào de ya, yǒu wǒ shén me shì a? |
| [09:15.00] | féng: ó, nà nà zhè me shuō jiù jiù lài zhè gè tuán zhǎng la? |
| [09:21.30] | niú: kě zhè shì zěn me néng yuàn tuán zhǎng ne |
| [09:24.00] | féng: zhè bù nǐ shuō de ma |
| [09:25.30] | niú: shuí ràng wǒ men shì xiān jìn diǎn xíng ne? |
| [09:28.30] | niú: shuí ràng shàng jí lǎo zhè me qì zhòng wǒ men ne? |
| [09:31.30] | niú: shuí ràng wǒ men lǎo zhēng dì yī ne? |
| [09:34.00] | niú: nǐ dào wǒ men lián duì róng yù shì qù kàn kàn qù |
| [09:36.30] | niú: guāng jǐn qí jiù shì qī shí duō miàn |
| [09:39.00] | niú: dú shū bǐ sài dì yī, shè jī bǐ sài dì yī, lán qiú bǐ sài dì yī, gē yǒng bǐ sài dì yī |
| [09:45.00] | niú: jiù lián wán pái gǒng zhū dōu shì dì yī! |
| [09:47.30] | niú: nǐ kàn kàn nà shi wèi shēng píng bǐ dì yī nà miàn jǐn qí shì zěn me dé de |
| [09:51.00] | féng: zěn me dé de? |
| [09:51.30] | niú: jiǎn chá tuán méi lái de qián sān tiān |
| [09:54.00] | niú: méi lái de qián sān tiān, wǒ cè suǒ jiù fēng shàng le |
| [09:58.00] | niú: nà sān tiān dà jiā bù gǎn chī bù gǎn hē, jiān chí bù shàng cè suǒ |
| [10:02.00] | niú: zuì hòu dōu biē chéng shén me yàng le |
| [10:03.30] | niú: yí gè gè de liǎn shàng, nà zhēn shì chì chéng huáng lǜ qīng lán zǐ |
| [10:10.00] | niú: zhè huí miè shǔ píng bǐ, shàng jí yòu duì wǒ men jǐ yǔ xī wàng, jǐ yǔ zhòng shì |
| [10:16.00] | niú: liù qiān gēn wěi bā, zhè zhōu wéi nǎ yǒu hào zǐ? |
| [10:21.00] | niú: dà huǒ shì zhēn zháo jí bú shì jiǎ zháo jí a |
| [10:24.30] | niú: dōu jí dé hèn bù dé zì gě jiù shì gè hào zǐ |
| [10:28.30] | niú: zuó tiān wǎn shàng wǒ zuò le gè mèng |
| [10:30.30] | niú: mèng jiàn wǒ zhēn de biàn chéng yì zhī hào zǐ le |
| [10:33.30] | niú: wǒ yī gū lū pá qǐ lái |
| [10:35.00] | niú: wǒ shuō, dì xiōng men dì xiōng men |
| [10:37.30] | niú: bào gào dà jiā yí gè hǎo xiāo xī ya, wǒ cháng wěi bā la! |
| [10:43.30] | niú: gǎn jǐn jiǎn cǎi! |
| [10:44.30] | niú: ó, bù néng jiǎn, zhè shì bān zhǎng de dà tuǐ! |
| [10:48.30] | féng: hāi! wǒ shuō xiōng dì wǒ bú shì nǐ lěng jìng yì diǎn |
| [10:55.40] | féng: nǐ bú yào lǎo xiǎng zhè gè hào zǐ le, hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [10:58.30] | féng: nǐ yīng gāi chāo tuō yì diǎn, zǒu, zhè huí wǒ qǐng kè |
| [11:00.30] | féng: zán men liǎ chī hǎi hóng qù, zěn me yàng? |
| [11:06.40] | niú: duō xiè nín, nín yào zhēn bāng wǒ ya, nín jiù dā yìng zài nín jiā yǎng hào zǐ |
| [11:12.30] | féng: nǐ yòu lái le shì bù nǐ? |
| [11:13.30] | niú: yīn wèi zài nín jiā yǎng hào zǐ yǒu tiáo jiàn |
| [11:16.30] | niú: nín shì zhù zài cāng kù lǐ tou, nín zhù cāng kù gēn hào zǐ zhāo xī xiāng chǔ |
| [11:21.00] | niú: nín yòu shì shǔ hào zǐ de, yǒu gǎn qíng |
| [11:23.00] | féng: nǐ bié shuō le! |
| [11:25.00] | niú: bú shì, nín tīng wǒ shuō, nín bāng wǒ yǎng le hào zǐ |
| [11:27.30] | féng: nǐ gěi wǒ zhù kǒu! |
| [11:29.00] | féng: cóng gāng cái jiù yī zhí hào zǐ hào zǐ, nǐ méi wán le shì ba? |
| [11:32.00] | féng: cóng xiàn zài kāi shǐ nǐ zài tí hào zǐ liǎng zì, wǒ jiù gēn nǐ jí |
| [11:35.00] | féng: nǐ bù xǔ tí hào zǐ! |
| [11:37.00] | féng: tīng jiàn le ma? |
| [11:39.00] | niú: tīng jiàn le |
| [11:39.50] | féng: wǒ shuō de shén me? |
| [11:41.00] | niú: bù xǔ tí hào zǐ |
| [11:42.00] | féng: zài chóng fù yī biàn! |
| [11:43.40] | niú: bù xǔ tí hào zǐ |
| [11:46.00] | féng: ! jiǎng ba |
| [11:49.30] | niú: féng gǒng tóng zhì |
| [11:50.40] | féng: a? |
| [11:51.00] | niú: néng shàng nǐ men jiā yǎng lǎo shǔ ma? |
| [11:53.30] | féng: éi! |
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