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What are you doing? I reorganized the fridge. |
| [00:09.30] |
See? Bottom shelf, meats and dairy. |
| [00:13.31] |
Middle shelf, fruits and vegetables. |
| [00:16.54] |
And top shelf, expired products. |
| [00:21.22] |
Why are you doing this? |
| [00:22.65] |
Because I' m bored out of my mind. |
| [00:25.09] |
I' ve already been to the bank, post office and dry cleaners. |
| [00:29.12] |
Dude, you just described seven days' worth of stuff. |
| [00:32.96] |
Spread it out a little. Haven' t you ever been unemployed? |
| [00:36.77] |
I' m not unemployed. I' m on sabbatical. |
| [00:39.27] |
Hey, don' t get religious on me, okay? |
| [00:42.90] |
A guy in your position needs to be better at relaxing. |
| [00:47.01] |
That' s why we have comfortable chairs. Here, sit down. |
| [00:52.81] |
Ready? Watch. |
| [00:56.18] |
And then.... |
| [01:00.16] |
So, what? We just sit? Oh, no, no. |
| [01:02.52] |
We' re not gonna just sit. Watch. |
| [01:08.86] |
Hello, Chandler Bing. Hello, Mr. Bing. |
| [01:12.20] |
I love you. |
| [01:14.97] |
All right, whoever this is, stop calling me! |
| [01:19.77] |
It' s been 6 months! It' s not funny! |
| [01:23.91] |
I can see you, Mr. Bing. |
| [01:27.65] |
You look sexy in your new suit. |
| [01:30.75] |
Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone! |
| [01:34.26] |
And that' s Wednesday. |
| [01:37.83] |
The One with The lnappropriate Sister |
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|
| [02:25.64] |
Hey, you guys! Guess what? |
| [02:30.98] |
The British are coming? |
| [02:34.18] |
Oh, you and your ways. |
| [02:37.99] |
Since it' s Christmas, I' m going to be collecting donations. |
| [02:42.49] |
I have my bell and later on I get my bucket. |
| [02:47.56] |
I' ll be spreading joy to the people. |
| [02:49.90] |
Last year I spread a little joy, but not enough. |
| [02:53.10] |
So this year I' m doing the whole city. |
| [02:57.34] |
I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. |
| [03:02.51] |
It' s weird, you' re starting to sound a lot like Chandler lately. |
| [03:06.31] |
That is so not true. |
| [03:10.12] |
So, Phoebe, where are you doing your bellringing? |
| [03:13.56] |
They gave me a great spot right by Macy' s. |
| [03:16.36] |
They never give a good spot to a rookie... |
| [03:18.99] |
... but I' m the only one who can say " Merry Christmas" in 25 languages. |
| [03:24.03] |
I lied! |
| [03:26.53] |
Oh, my God. Here' s Danny. |
| [03:28.80] |
Just watch this. |
| [03:33.47] |
See? Still pretending he' s not interested. |
| [03:39.51] |
He' s coming over. Pretend we' ve forgotten who he is. |
| [03:42.65] |
Hey, guys. Hey, Danny. |
| [03:46.39] |
Oh, Danny! Hey! |
| [03:49.92] |
You know Rachel. She' s nice. She' s not bad to look at, right? |
| [03:54.73] |
Thanks, Mon. |
| [03:56.56] |
Of course. |
| [03:58.10] |
Do you want to go out on a date with her? |
| [04:02.10] |
Absolutely. Is Friday okay? |
| [04:06.27] |
Friday is perfect. She can' t wait. |
| [04:09.11] |
On the date, I' ll be able to talk to her directly? |
| [04:13.28] |
See you Friday. |
| [04:16.02] |
Okay, what the hell was that? You know what? Don' t answer me. |
| [04:20.09] |
I have a date with Danny! |
| [04:23.59] |
All right, it' s 4: 30, I guess my lunch break is over. |
| [04:28.76] |
What are you guys gonna do? lf you' re going back to work... |
| [04:31.70] |
... I' ll probably just hang out. You know, make some calls. |
| [04:41.21] |
How could I not get the part? |
| [04:43.31] |
The play was about a 29yearold ltalian actor from Queens! |
| [04:47.32] |
Well, Talia Shire suddenly became available. |
| [04:50.55] |
She' s a woman! |
| [04:52.89] |
What can I say? She nailed it! |
| [04:58.46] |
Is there anything else? |
| [05:00.33] |
You' ll just say no again, but... |
| [05:02.90] |
... gay porn? |
| [05:07.30] |
Happy holidays! |
| [05:09.00] |
Feliz Navidad! |
| [05:11.74] |
Allo and Merry Christmas! |
| [05:14.34] |
Oh, thank you, sir! Here' s some joy. |
| [05:19.81] |
How' s it going? It' s going okay. |
| [05:22.15] |
Good. Let me help you out. |
| [05:24.25] |
Oh, thanks! |
| [05:28.42] |
Is that a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive. |
| [05:33.33] |
Yeah. I guess. |
| [05:37.77] |
Just get your nails done? |
| [05:40.67] |
Yes, Phoebe, but this is all I have, okay? |
| [05:43.87] |
Thanks. Happy holidays! Here' s your joy. |
| [05:47.71] |
Thank you! Happy holidays and Wait. |
| [05:50.51] |
You can' t take money out. I' m making change for the bus. |
| [05:54.35] |
Can' t you leave the dollar for the poor? |
| [05:57.19] |
I' m poor. I gotta take the bus. |
| [06:00.12] |
Okay, season' s greetings and everything, but still |
| [06:02.69] |
Bite me, blondie! |
| [06:06.96] |
I' m going to give him something besides joy. Just |
| [06:15.14] |
I can' t believe I didn' t get that part. |
| [06:18.44] |
I' m sorry, man. |
| [06:21.08] |
What you should do... |
| [06:22.78] |
... is make something happen for yourself. |
| [06:25.51] |
You know, like write a play. |
| [06:28.02] |
Or a movie. What about those Good Will Hunting guys? |
| [06:31.79] |
Be realistic, you know? If I did write something... |
| [06:35.79] |
... what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it? |
| [06:42.50] |
Wait a second. I could star in it! |
| [06:44.80] |
Or that. |
| [06:47.77] |
I can' t write. I mean, I' m an actor. |
| [06:50.77] |
I could act like a writer. Here.... |
| [06:59.48] |
But see? Nada. |
| [07:02.88] |
I don' t have the discipline that it takes. I can' t do it. |
| [07:07.36] |
I' ll help you. |
| [07:08.62] |
Yeah. I' ll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. |
| [07:12.96] |
Plus, it' ll give me something to do. |
| [07:15.46] |
You' d do that for me? Thanks. |
| [07:17.97] |
|
| [07:21.64] |
... is the name of your main character. ... |
| [07:24.67] |
Done. And it can' t be Joey. |
| [07:26.67] |
It' s not. Or Joseph. |
| [07:35.48] |
What' s up? |
| [07:36.68] |
I just saw Danny on the subway with a girl... |
| [07:39.89] |
... and he had his arm around her. |
| [07:42.22] |
Honey, I' m sorry. |
| [07:43.59] |
You should be. This is all your fault. |
| [07:47.53] |
You meddled in our relationship! |
| [07:50.67] |
You had no relationship! |
| [07:52.60] |
But I was doing my thing and everything... |
| [07:55.34] |
... was going according to the plan! |
| [07:57.61] |
Oh, God, stop with the plan! |
| [08:02.11] |
So what if you saw him with a girl? |
| [08:04.45] |
That doesn' t mean anything. |
| [08:06.55] |
You' ll go out with Danny and be so charming he' ll forget all about... |
| [08:11.29] |
... that stupid subway girl. |
| [08:13.69] |
She was kind of stupid. |
| [08:16.59] |
You' re right. I' m just going to go on the date. |
| [08:20.19] |
I' m just going to go on the date. That is the new plan. |
| [08:26.47] |
Hurry! |
| [08:42.65] |
How do you spell " suspicious"? Why? |
| [08:46.39] |
I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff. |
| [08:51.96] |
Yes! |
| [08:53.93] |
Chandler Bing, seven! Chandler Bing, zero! |
| [08:58.27] |
You' re driving me crazy with that. |
| [09:00.13] |
I' ll stop. Don' t stop. |
| [09:02.14] |
Move the bowl further away. Ross could make that shot. |
| [09:11.28] |
Well, you suck. But at least you suck at a man' s game now. |
| [09:15.52] |
Want to play? I can' t play games. |
| [09:17.99] |
Ross' ll be home soon. I have to write five pages to stick to his schedule. |
| [09:22.52] |
So play for 30 minutes, then write until he gets home. |
| [09:26.86] |
All right. |
| [09:29.20] |
But listen, what do you say we... |
| [09:32.10] |
... crank it up a notch? |
| [09:34.20] |
I' m intrigued. |
| [09:36.00] |
All right. All we need is a little lighter fluid. |
| [09:39.27] |
But be careful. I want our security deposit back. |
| [09:42.64] |
We said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts. |
| [09:47.18] |
Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle? |
| [09:55.12] |
Thank you! Happy holiday. |
| [10:00.29] |
No, that' s trash, young lady. You can' t |
| [10:03.63] |
Stop that young lady! She donated trash! |
| [10:10.91] |
The charity' s on fire! |
| [10:13.14] |
Help! Thank you. I need that! |
| [10:16.98] |
What is this? |
| [10:18.85] |
It' s 9: 00 in the morning! |
| [10:22.55] |
All right. " A room." |
| [10:25.32] |
" A man enters. He looks suspicious." |
| [10:32.59] |
That' s it? |
| [10:35.10] |
You' re supposed to have five pages done by now... |
| [10:38.37] |
... including an exciting incident. |
| [10:42.60] |
What is all this? " The Official Rulebook of Fireball." |
| [10:48.34] |
That' s the game we played. |
| [10:50.24] |
It' s great. You take a tennis ball, a bowl and lighter |
| [10:57.55] |
This is helping your career? You wanted to be an actor. |
| [11:01.22] |
Not the creator of " Crazy Lawsuit Game." |
| [11:04.73] |
You' re right. I' ll get back to work. |
| [11:07.19] |
Shame on you! You should know better! Joey needs to work. |
| [11:10.97] |
Now come on. |
| [11:14.30] |
You can have this back when the five pages are done. |
| [11:29.48] |
I had a nice time tonight. So did l. |
| [11:32.45] |
I' m really glad Monica asked us out. |
| [11:44.23] |
I' d love to ask you in, but my sister' s visiting. |
| [11:47.44] |
I think she' s asleep on the couch. Your sister? |
| [11:51.01] |
Your sister' s asleep on the couch? |
| [11:53.74] |
I saw you with her on the subway and now she' s asleep on the couch! |
| [12:00.15] |
I thought I heard you. Hey, great, you' re up. |
| [12:03.35] |
Rachel, my sister Krista. |
| [12:05.65] |
Nice to meet you. |
| [12:07.09] |
I wish you' d warned me. I' d have fixed myself up. |
| [12:10.19] |
Like it would help. You are so bad. |
| [12:13.26] |
You are. You are. |
| [12:14.60] |
You are. You are! |
| [12:17.26] |
You are so dead. |
| [12:18.93] |
I' m gonna get you. Come here! |
| [12:30.11] |
It' s very nice to meet you. |
| [12:38.15] |
Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! |
| [12:41.59] |
You wouldn' t believe what people put in here! |
| [12:44.96] |
Does this look like a garbage can to you? |
| [12:48.30] |
Does it look like an ashtray? |
| [12:50.66] |
Does it look like a urinal? |
| [12:54.67] |
So you going back out there? Yeah, but I won' t take any more crap. |
| [12:59.27] |
No more Mrs. Nice Bucket. |
| [13:03.48] |
Good. You' re tough. You lived on the street. |
| [13:06.45] |
I' ll go back to being Street Phoebe. |
| [13:10.28] |
But not totally back. Street Phoebe wouldn' t be friends with you guys. |
| [13:18.99] |
Can I ask you guys something? |
| [13:21.76] |
I don' t have brothers, so I don' t know, but did you guys wrestle? |
| [13:26.67] |
Oh, yeah. All the time. |
| [13:28.54] |
In fact, I was undefeated. |
| [13:32.44] |
Well, you weighed 200 pounds. |
| [13:36.71] |
Still, I was quick as a cat. |
| [13:40.05] |
I met Danny' s sister yesterday. |
| [13:42.55] |
That was the girl on the subway. You' re kidding. |
| [13:46.05] |
They were very, you know... |
| [13:48.72] |
... wrestley. ... |
| [13:50.49] |
But I guess that' s normal? |
| [13:52.99] |
We don' t wrestle now. |
| [13:57.06] |
Not since I got too strong for you. |
| [14:00.67] |
Too strong for me? |
| [14:02.97] |
You wanna go right now? |
| [14:05.37] |
I' ll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go? |
| [14:10.01] |
Oh, fine. |
| [14:13.35] |
Ready? |
| [14:15.32] |
Wrestle! |
| [14:21.39] |
Okay, you know what? |
| [14:23.02] |
Actually, that helps a lot. Thanks. |
| [14:30.56] |
Let' s go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! |
| [14:33.93] |
Joey' s not going. |
| [14:35.50] |
I didn' t finish my five pages. |
| [14:39.04] |
Finish them tomorrow. |
| [14:41.01] |
Tomorrow he' s redoing yesterday' s pages. |
| [14:43.78] |
Yesterday' s pages did not reflect my best work. |
| [14:47.85] |
Cut him some slack. If he relaxes, he' ll get some work done. |
| [14:52.02] |
I think he' s been relaxing enough, thanks to you... |
| [14:55.79] |
... and Fireball. ... |
| [14:58.56] |
If you think Fireball' s relaxing, you' ve never played. |
| [15:03.03] |
You' re doing this because you' re bored. |
| [15:05.77] |
It' s not his fault you' re unemployed. |
| [15:08.14] |
I am not unemployed. I' m on sabbatical! |
| [15:11.81] |
Guys, don' t fight. |
| [15:13.64] |
And I' m doing this because I am Joey' s friend. |
| [15:17.31] |
If you were a friend, you' d be doing the same. |
| [15:20.55] |
So being a friend means being a jerk? |
| [15:22.95] |
If it does, then you' re an amazing friend of mine. |
| [15:26.62] |
Let' s settle this over a game of Fireball. |
| [15:29.39] |
I' ll unhook the smoke detectors. Let' s settle this right now. |
| [15:34.30] |
There. Now no one' s going to the game. |
| [15:38.60] |
I paid for those! You said you would, but you didn' t. |
| [15:42.64] |
Oh, yeah. |
| [15:50.68] |
We finally get to the top of the mountain... |
| [15:53.65] |
... and airhead here forgets the camera. |
| [15:56.82] |
The same thing happened to me one time. |
| [16:01.19] |
When did that happen to you? |
| [16:04.63] |
Remember? We were jogging and saw that bird. |
| [16:07.83] |
I wanted to take a picture, but I didn' t have my camera. |
| [16:11.43] |
Chasing the churro guy is not jogging. |
| [16:15.87] |
Oh, this is so good. You have got to try it. |
| [16:30.18] |
Damn. I got it on my pants. Here, I' ll get it. |
| [16:42.50] |
We better take them off or the stain will set. |
| [16:44.87] |
I want to wear them tonight. Oh, great. |
| [16:49.30] |
Okay, bye. Oh, my God! |
| [16:52.97] |
That was unbelievable. See? I told you. |
| [16:55.84] |
Yeah. Sorry. |
| [16:57.38] |
I don' t believe they' re brother and sister. |
| [16:59.38] |
They' re brother and sister?! |
| [17:02.75] |
I guess you' ll have to cancel your date. |
| [17:04.75] |
And call their mother. |
| [17:08.19] |
|
| [17:11.73] |
|
| [17:19.10] |
Wait a minute. Open your hand. Let me take a look. |
| [17:23.07] |
Quarter, dime. Lint? Not interested in that. |
| [17:27.37] |
What' s this? A Canadian coin? |
| [17:29.74] |
Get out of here! |
| [17:34.95] |
No drinks near the bucket. |
| [17:37.38] |
Set it down there and then you can make a contribution. |
| [17:41.52] |
You can leave the " hurt bunny" look over there too. |
| [17:45.69] |
Hi, Bob. |
| [17:46.89] |
I thought I told you to get out of here! |
| [17:51.60] |
Phoebe, we' ve been getting complaints. |
| [17:54.37] |
We' re moving you to a less highprofile spot. What? |
| [17:58.27] |
Ginger' s taking this corner. That chick can' t handle my corner. |
| [18:03.58] |
Look, either you leave or we remove you. |
| [18:06.81] |
Fine. |
| [18:14.39] |
I' ll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch. |
| [18:27.80] |
I thought we said 7. You know what? Let' s skip it. |
| [18:32.84] |
What? Why? |
| [18:35.24] |
You and your sister seem to have a very special bond |
| [18:39.31] |
Oh, great. That " special bond" again. |
| [18:44.52] |
Why do women have a problem with my being close to my sister? |
| [18:48.86] |
I don' t know, but.. Do you have brothers? |
| [18:52.76] |
No, I have two sisters. But one has a very masculine energy. |
| [18:58.27] |
Are you close? No. They' re not very nice people. |
| [19:04.54] |
I like you. I think this could go somewhere. |
| [19:07.67] |
So I' m close to my family. Don' t let it stand in our way. |
| [19:11.95] |
Well, I don' t know.... |
| [19:14.72] |
When you put it that way |
| [19:16.95] |
Danny? Hurry up. The bath' s getting cold. |
| [19:24.69] |
What? I' ll see you later. |
| [19:30.70] |
There' s some kids playing in the street. |
| [19:33.83] |
Want to go give them a project, ruin their day? |
| [19:37.64] |
If they have a ball, you could stick razors in it... |
| [19:41.24] |
... and teach them a new game: " GonnaNeedStitches Ball." |
| [19:46.15] |
Hey, guys! I was at the library. I already finished my five pages. |
| [19:51.32] |
Now we can go to the Ranger game last night! |
| [19:56.16] |
No, dude. Ross tore up the tickets. |
| [20:03.76] |
I guess without so many distractions it' s easier for you to focus? |
| [20:08.74] |
Also without somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day! |
| [20:15.34] |
The important thing is, I finished it. And I think it' s really good. |
| [20:20.25] |
But it would help if I could hear it. Would you guys read it for me? |
| [20:25.22] |
Yeah, all right. All right. |
| [20:30.06] |
" It' s a typical New York apartment. " |
| [20:32.63] |
Two guys are hanging out." " |
| [20:38.93] |
" Hey, man." |
| [20:40.90] |
" What is up?" |
| [20:44.04] |
" About yesterday. I was really wrong. I am sorry." |
| [20:48.11] |
" No, it was me. I' m sorry. I overreacted." |
| [20:51.75] |
" Maybe it was both of us. But we had our best friend' s inter |
| [20:59.05] |
But we had our best friend' s interest at heart." |
| [21:03.79] |
" Could I be more sorry?" |
| [21:11.57] |
" l don' t know. I am one sorry... |
| [21:15.27] |
... polontologist." ... |
| [21:21.61] |
All right, Joey, we get it. |
| [21:24.34] |
I' m sorry. I' m sorry too. |
| [21:26.65] |
Keep reading. The good part' s coming up. |
| [21:32.09] |
" l am sorry, Chandler." |
| [21:35.32] |
" l am sorry, Ross." |
| [21:39.63] |
" A handsome man enters." " |
| [21:45.30] |
" l don' t know what you' re talking about, but I' d like to thank you both. |
| [21:50.50] |
You. You wouldn' t let me give up on myself. |
| [21:53.34] |
And you. |
| [21:54.98] |
You cocreated Fireball." |
| [21:58.88] |
" The End." |
| [22:01.68] |
This took you all day? |
| [22:05.02] |
No, this took five minutes. |
| [22:07.19] |
I spent the rest of the day coming up with new Ultimate Fireball! |
| [22:17.10] |
It' s a typical New York apartment. Two girls are just hanging out. Go. |
| [22:23.64] |
" Hi, how are you doing, Kelly?" " I' m doing just fine. |
| [22:27.47] |
God, Tiffany, you smell so great." |
| [22:32.41] |
" It' s my new perfume. |
| [22:34.08] |
Why don' t you come closer where you can really appreciate it?" |
| [22:41.02] |
Joey, you are sick. This is disgusting. |
| [22:43.82] |
I' m not reading this. |
| [22:45.96] |
Wait, wait, wait! The handsome man was about to enter! |
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