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Any entertainment there? |
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All right. Here we go! 1999, the year of Joey. lái luó! 1999 nián qiáo yī" kuài lè" de yī nián |
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We' re very happy for you. gōng xǐ nǐ |
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What' s the matter? zěn me le? |
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We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else will, so.... wǒ men xiǎng zài wǔ yè jiē wěn dàn qí tā rén dōu méi zhè gè dǎ suàn |
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All right, I' ll take care of it. hǎo, jiāo gěi wǒ |
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It' s 30 seconds to midnight, what are you gonna do? qiáo yī, zhǐ shèng 30 miǎo le nǐ néng zěn me bàn? |
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Will you just trust me? xiāng xìn wǒ hǎo ma? |
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Thirtythree, 32, 31 33! 32! 31 |
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Who are you kissing at midnight? Rachel or Phoebe? nǐ 0 diǎn yào qīn shuí? ruì qiū hái shì fēi bǐ? |
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You can' t kiss your sister. nǐ yòu bù néng qīn nǐ mèi |
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Who' s gonna kiss my sister? Chandler. nà shuí yào qīn wǒ mèi? qián dé |
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Oh, man! Really? bú huì ba |
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Would you rather have me or him kiss her? lǎo xiōng, nǐ jué de shuí bǐ jiào hǎo wǒ hái shì qián dé? |
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That' s a good point. yǒu dào li |
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Since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe. wǒ hé ruì qiū yǒu tài duō jiū gé nà jiù fēi bǐ ba |
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Phoebe! Listen. Ross wants to kiss you at midnight. fēi bǐ! luó sī wǔ yè xiǎng qīn nǐ |
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So obvious. Why doesn' t he just ask? tài míng xiǎn le, tā dà kě zhí shuō |
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Rach! I' m gonna kiss you at midnight. What? ruì qiū! wǒ wǔ yè yào qīn nǐ shén me? |
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You can' t kiss Ross. You got the history. nǐ qīn luó sī huì xiǎo gān gà |
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So? suǒ yǐ ne? |
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Would you prefer me or Chandler? Good point. suǒ yǐ nǐ xiǎng ràng wǒ qīn hái shì ràng qián dé qīn yǒu dào li duì ba |
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Three, two, one! 3! 2! 1! |
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Happy New Year! xīn nián kuài lè! |
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Happy New Year. Happy New Year. xīn nián kuài lè |
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Happy New Year. You too. fēi bǐ, xīn nián kuài lè nǐ yě shì |
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Happy New Year, Joey. qiáo yī, xīn nián kuài lè |
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So that do anything for you? gāng cái nà gè wěn rú hé? |
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The One with All the Resolutions běn jí bō chū:" xīn nián xīn xī wàng" |
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You know what? nǐ men zhī dào ma? |
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I' m gonna go out on a limb and say " No divorces in ' 99!" wǒ yào zhào gào tiān xià 99 nián wǒ bù lí hūn |
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But your divorce isn' t final yet. dàn nǐ de lí hūn shǒu xù hái méi bàn hǎo |
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Just the one divorce in ' 99! 99 nián wǒ zhǐ lí yī cì hūn piào liàng |
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I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy. wǒ jīn nián yào guò de hěn kuài lè wǒ yào ràng zì jǐ kuài lè |
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Do you want us to leave the room? nǐ yào wǒ men huí bì ma? |
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Every day I am gonna do one thing I have never done before. wǒ měi tiān dū yào zuò yī jiàn méi zuò guò de shì |
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That is my New Year' s resolution. zhè jiù shì wǒ de xīn nián xīn xī wàng |
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That' s a good one! hǎo bàng de xī wàng |
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Mine is to pilot a commercial jet. wǒ shì xiǎng kāi dà xíng kè jī |
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Now you only have to find a planeload of people... zhè gè yě hěn bàng, jiē zhe nǐ dé zhǎo yī qún |
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... whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths. xī wàng zì jǐ zhuì jī shēn wáng de rén |
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Maybe your resolution should be not to make fun of your friends. yě xǔ nǐ yīng gāi lì zhì bù qǔ xiào péng yǒu |
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Especially the ones who might fly you to Europe for free. yóu qí shì huì miǎn fèi zài nǐ qù ōu zhōu de rén |
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She has a better chance of flying up your nose... tā kāi fēi jī de jī lǜ |
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... than you do of not making fun of us. bǐ nǐ bù qǔ xiào wǒ men hái gāo |
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I' ll bet 50 you can' t go the year without making fun of us. 50 yuán dǔ nǐ wú fǎ 1 nián bù xiào wǒ men |
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Better yet, a week. gān cuì 1 xīng qī hǎo le |
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I' ll take that bet, my friend. wǒ dǔ le |
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Paying me the 50 can be... shū wǒ nà 50 yuán jiù kě yǐ dāng nǐ de... |
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... the " new thing you do" that day. " měi rì xīn xiān shì" |
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And it starts right now! jiù cóng xiàn zài kāi shǐ |
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My New Year' s resolution is to learn how to play guitar. wǒ de xīn nián xīn xī wàng shì xué jí tā |
| [03:26.87] |
Really? How come? zhēn de? wèi shí me? |
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You know those special skills I have listed on my resume? wǒ de lǚ lì biǎo bú shì liè le yī duī tè shū zhuān cháng |
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I would love it if one of those was true. wǒ xī wàng yǒu yī xiàng shì zhēn de |
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Want me to teach you? I' m a great teacher. nǐ yào wǒ jiào nǐ ma? wǒ shì gè hěn hǎo de lǎo shī |
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Really? Who have you taught? zhēn de? nǐ jiào guò shuí? |
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Well, I taught me. And I loved me. wǒ jiào guò wǒ, wǒ hěn xǐ huān wǒ |
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That' d be great! Yeah, thanks, Phoebe. tài hǎo le, xiè xiè nǐ |
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My resolution is to be less obsessed with being neat and clean. wǒ xī wàng zì jǐ bú yào nà me jié pǐ |
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Really? shì ma? |
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No! bú yào |
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Or something else. huàn yí gè hǎo le |
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Look. Blaire forgot her glasses. bù lái ér wàng le bǎ yǎn jìng dài zǒu |
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She' ll need these to keep an eye on that boyfriend. tā xū yào zhè fù yǎn jìng lái dīng zhù nán péng yǒu |
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Who, from what I hear, needs to keep his stapler... tīng shuō tā dé bǎ dìng shū jī... |
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... in his desk drawer, if you know what I mean! ... shōu zài shōu tì lǐ nǐ men dǒng wǒ de yì sī ba |
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Maybe your resolution should be to gossip less. huò xǔ nǐ yīng gāi ràng zì jǐ bié nà me bā guà |
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What? I don' t gossip. wǒ nǎ yǒu bā guà |
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Maybe sometimes I find out things. huò xǔ wǒ ǒu ěr huì fā xiàn yī xiē shì |
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Or I hear something and I pass that information on. huò tīng dào yī xiē shì, rán hòu zhuǎn shù chū qù |
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You know, kind of like a public service. dàng zuò yī zhǒng fú wù |
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It doesn' t mean I' m a gossip. Is Ted Koppel a gossip? zhè bìng bù dài biǎo wǒ hěn bā guà nǐ men huì shuō xīn wén zhǔ bō bā guà ma? |
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If Ted Koppel talked about his coworkers' botched boob jobs, I would. rú guǒ tā shuō tóng shì lóng xiōng shī bài de huà |
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They were like this! tā lóng chéng zhè yàng yé |
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Fine, my New Year' s resolution will be not to gossip. hǎo, wǒ de xīn nián xīn xī wàng jiù shì bù bā guà |
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It' s easy. Easy? You have never kept a resolution. zhè hái bù jiǎn dān jiǎn dān? nǐ cóng lái méi zuò dào guò |
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Yes, I have. Okay, let' s see how you did last year. wǒ dāng rán yǒu hǎo, lái kàn kàn nǐ qù nián de biǎo xiàn |
| [04:56.26] |
No. No. Not my diary. You cannot read my diary. bú yào ná wǒ de rì jì nǐ bù néng kàn wǒ de rì jì |
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" Dear diary: I' m so excited. qīn ài de rì jì: wǒ hǎo xīng fèn |
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My resolution is to write in you every day. See you tomorrow." wǒ de xīn nián xīn xī wàng shì měi tiān xiě nǐ wǒ men míng tiān jiàn |
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Nothing. shén me dōu méi xiě |
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You know, not a lot happened last year. qù nián fā shēng le hěn duō shì |
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All right, I will prove to you that I can keep it this time. No more gossiping. hǎo, wǒ zhè cì huì zhèng míng gěi nǐ men kàn wǒ zài yě bù bā guà le |
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I hate gossip. In junior high this girl said a lot of mean stuff about me... jiǎng dào bā guà, guó zhōng shí yǒu gè nǚ shēng shuō le wǒ hěn duō huài huà |
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... and I set her bike on fire. wǒ jiù fàng huǒ shāo tā de jiǎo tà chē |
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Wow, what did she say about you? She said I was crazy. tā shuō nǐ shén me? tā shuō wǒ shì fēng zi |
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But I guess she got hers. dé dào bào yìng le ba |
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" zhōng yāng kā fēi guǎn" |
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I' ll see you tomorrow. Okay. nà jiù míng tiān jiàn hǎo |
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I just asked that girl out. wǒ yuē gāng cái nà gè nǚ shēng chū qù |
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Nice! piào liàng |
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Is that part of your " new thing" for today? zhè suàn shì nǐ jīn tiān de xīn xiān shì ma? |
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Yes, it is. See? méi cuò, nǐ men kàn |
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" Elizabeth... yī lì shā bái |
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... Hornswoggle"? hóng shǐ wāi gē? |
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That' s right. duì |
| [05:58.69] |
Elizabeth Hornswoggle. yī lì shā bái hóng shǐ wāi gē |
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Horn.. swoggle hóng shǐ wāi gē |
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You okay, Chandler? nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [06:09.66] |
Something funny about that name? zhè gè xìng yǒu nǎ lǐ hǎo xiào ma? |
| [06:12.27] |
No, I just think I' ve heard it somewhere before. méi yǒu, wǒ zhǐ shì jué de hǎo xiàng tīng guò |
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Oh, really? Where? shì ma? zài nǎ lǐ tīng guò? |
| [06:21.91] |
Somewhere funny, I' ll bet. yí dìng shì gè hěn hǎo xiào de dì fāng |
| [06:26.11] |
Guess what. nǐ cāi zěn me zhāo |
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I have a date with Elizabeth Hornswoggle. wǒ yào gēn yí gè yī lì shā bái hóng shǐ wāi gē yuē huì |
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Hornswoggle. Oh, this must be killing you! hóng shǐ wāi gē? nǐ de zuǐ yí dìng hěn yǎng |
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Not really. cái bú huì |
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I haven' t told you her middle name yet. Well, don' t. Just don' t. wǒ hái méi shuō tā zhōng jiān de míng zì bài tuō bú yào |
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See you later. See you. dāi huì jiàn |
| [06:47.84] |
All right, Phoebe, I am ready for my first lesson. fēi bǐ, wǒ kě yǐ shàng dì yī kè le |
| [06:52.17] |
No, you don' t touch the guitar. bù xíng, bù néng pèng jí tā |
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First you learn here, then here. xiān liàn shǒu, zài liàn qín |
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Okay. hǎo ba |
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Lesson one: Chords. hǎo, dì yī kè, hé xián |
| [07:04.09] |
Now, I don' t know the actual names of the chords. wǒ bù zhī dào zhèi xiē hé xián dí zhēn zhèng míng chēng |
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But I made up names for the way my hand looks while I' m doing them. bù guò wǒ zhào shǒu shì bāng tā men qǔ le míng zì |
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So then this is " Bear Claw." suǒ yǐ zhè shì xióng zhǎo |
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" Turkey Leg"... huǒ jī jiǎo |
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... and " Old Lady." hé lǎo tài tài |
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What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. zhēn yǒu qù de jí tā jiào xué fāng shì |
| [07:31.68] |
You know, some might find it amusing. I myself find it regular. yǒu xiē rén kě néng huì jué de hǎo xiào wǒ jué de hěn pǔ tōng |
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Hey, everybody! gè wèi |
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Rachel was so good today. She didn' t gossip at all. ruì qiū jīn tiān hěn guāi tā dōu méi yǒu bā guà |
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I didn' t. Even when I found out méi cuò, jí shǐ wǒ fā xiàn |
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Let' s say I found out something about someone... zǒng zhī wǒ fā xiàn le mǒu rén de mǒu jiàn shì |
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... and let' s just say... dàn shì... |
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... she' s gonna keep it. ... wǒ bú huì shuō chū lái |
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Check this out. fēi bǐ, nǐ kàn |
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You nailed the Old Lady! nǐ gǎo dìng lǎo tài tài le |
| [08:10.05] |
I thought I was getting better, so I stopped by this guitar store wǒ jué de wǒ jìn bù le jiù zài huí jiā de lù shǎng qù jí tā diàn |
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Did you touch any of the guitars there? nǐ zài diàn lǐ yǒu pèng jí tā ma? |
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Did you? yǒu ma? |
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No. méi yǒu |
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Give me your hands. shǒu gěi wǒ |
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Strings. This qín xián, zhè yì zhī |
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Pick. dàn piàn |
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Do you want to learn to play guitar? Yes. nǐ xiǎng xué jí tā ma? xiǎng a |
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Then don' t touch one! nà jiù bú yào pèng jí tā |
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Hi, Ben. Auntie Monica! bān mó nī kǎ gū gū |
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Ross is wearing leather pants! luó sī chuān pí kù |
| [08:54.63] |
Does nobody else see Ross is wearing leather pants? méi yǒu rén kàn jiàn luó sī chuān pí kù ma? |
| [08:58.63] |
Someone comment on the pants! shuí lái shuō jù huà ba |
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I think they' re very nice. I really like them a lot. hěn shuài qì a wǒ hěn xǐ huān |
| [09:08.24] |
Not what I had in mind. wǒ xiǎng de bú shì zhè gè |
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People like Ross don' t wear these types of pants. luó sī zhè zhǒng rén tōng cháng bù chuān zhè zhǒng kù zi |
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You see, they' re very tight. zhè zhǒng kù zi hěn jǐn |
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Maybe there' s something in that area? yě xǔ kě yǐ píng lùn yī xià |
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I think they look really good. hěn hǎo kàn a |
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Where' d you get them? zài nǎ lǐ mǎi de? |
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I needed a new thing for today. wǒ hái méi zuò jīn tiān de xīn xiān shì |
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There' s this leather store that always smells so good. wǒ yī zhí jué de zhè jiā pí yī diàn hěn xiāng |
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And I thought to myself: " Wow. I' ve never owned... yú shì wǒ xīn xiǎng wǒ cóng lái méi mǎi guò... |
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... a really goodsmelling pair of pants before." ... yī tiáo hěn xiāng de pí kù |
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Oh, come on! bài tuō la! |
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What do you think? shuō zhēn de, nǐ men jué de zěn yàng? |
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You look like a freak. hǎo guài |
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Awful! nán kàn sǐ le |
| [09:56.12] |
What are you doing? nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
| [09:57.86] |
It' s my New Year' s resolution. To blind my child? zhè shì wǒ de xīn nián xīn xī wàng bǎ wǒ ér zi nòng xiā? |
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To take pictures of us together. bù, shì duō zhào zhào wǒ men de xiàng piān |
| [10:04.33] |
It' s the best resolution. Everyone can enjoy them. wǒ jué de zhè yàng zuì hǎo dà jiā dōu huì xǐ huān |
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Everyone will enjoy my music as well. dà jiā yě dōu huì xǐ huān wǒ de yǎn zòu |
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My God, these pants! I' m burning up. tiān na, zhè tiáo kù zi rè sǐ le |
| [10:27.69] |
Oh God! She wants to snuggle now? Is she trying to kill me? tā xiàn zài kào guò lái shì xiǎng ràng wǒ sǐ ma? |
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It' s like a volcano in here! zhè lǐ miàn gēn huǒ shān yí yàng |
| [10:36.16] |
Are you hot? No. nǐ rè ma? bú huì |
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It must just be me, then. nà jiù shì wǒ zài rè |
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That was just the pants and the couch. nà shi kù zi gēn shā fā mó cā de shēng yīn |
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Do you mind if I use your bathroom? kě yǐ jiè yòng yī xià xǐ shǒu jiān ma? |
| [11:03.22] |
Go ahead. Thanks. qǐng biàn xiè xiè |
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My favorite part' s coming up! wǒ zuì xǐ huān de bù fèn yào lái le hǎo |
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Oh, my God! wán dàn le |
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Tiger. lǎo hǔ |
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Dragon. kǒng lóng |
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Iceberg! bīng shān |
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Joseph, did you even study at all last night? qiáo sè fū, nǐ zuó wǎn yǒu liàn xí ma? |
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Yes, I did! wǒ yǒu a |
| [12:21.07] |
Then do lceberg. nà jiù bǎ bīng shān zuò chū lái |
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Gsharp. shēng C |
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Gsharp? shēng C? |
| [12:27.91] |
Have you been studying the real names of the chords? nǐ zài tōu xué hé xián míng chēng ma? |
| [12:32.25] |
Have you? yǒu méi yǒu? |
| [12:34.58] |
Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān na |
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What? I didn' t touch a guitar! zěn yàng? wǒ yòu méi yǒu pèng jí tā |
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But you' re questioning my method! dàn shì nǐ zhì yí wǒ de jiào xué fāng shì |
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No, I' m not questioning it. I' m saying it' s stupid! wǒ bú shì zhì yí wǒ gēn běn jiù jué de hěn chǔn |
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What? gàn ma? |
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Thank you. xiè xiè |
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You know, none of my other student... qí tā xué shēng... |
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... thought I was stupid. ... dōu bù jué de wǒ chǔn |
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Your other student was you! nǐ de qí tā xué shēng jiù shì nǐ |
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Well, maybe you just need to try a little harder! nà yòu zěn yàng, yě xǔ nǐ yīng gāi gèng yòng gōng |
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Maybe I need to try a real teacher! yě xǔ wǒ yīng gāi zhǎo gè zhèng pái lǎo shī |
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Here! Andy Cooper. He teaches guitar. zhè lǐ, ān dí gǔ bǎi, tā zài jiào jí tā |
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There' s a picture of him with a kid. zhè lǐ hái yǒu tā gēn xiǎo péng yǒu de hé zhào |
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And the kid' s got a guitar! xiǎo péng yǒu ná zhe jí tā |
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Fine! hǎo, |
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You learn from your " qualified instructor." nǐ qù gēn nǐ de zhuān yè lǎo shī xué |
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But don' t come crying when everyone is sick... bù guò nǐ kě bié kū zhe lái zhǎo wǒ |
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... of hearing you play " Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"! děng dà jiā tīng nì le" huài dàn lǐ luò bù lǎng" |
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quán chéng zuì huài de dà huài dàn |
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Oh, fine. Take his side! hǎo a, nǐ qù bāng tā a |
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I can' t wait to be with you. wǒ hǎo xiǎng gǎn kuài qù zhǎo nǐ |
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I' ll sneak over as soon as I can. luó sī bǎ xiǎo hái jiē zǒu wǒ jiù liū guò qù |
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I' ll tell Rachel I' ll be doing laundry. wǒ huì gào sù ruì qiū wǒ yào xǐ liǎng gè xiǎo shí yī fú |
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Laundry. Is that my new nickname? xǐ yī fú? nà shi wǒ de xīn chuò hào ma? |
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You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big nǐ míng zhī nǐ de chuò hào shì dà diāo |
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Would you stop looking at me like that? Phoebe was a terrible teacher. bié zài nà yàng kàn wǒ le fēi bǐ shì gè làn lǎo shī |
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I wasn' t learning anything from her wǒ shén me dōu méi xué dào |
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Look I feel bad, too Forget it, we' re going around in circles. wǒ yě hěn nán guò suàn le, jiǎng lái jiǎng qù dōu yí yàng |
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zǒu kāi la |
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Joey, it' s Ross. I need some help. qiáo yī, wǒ shì luó sī, wǒ xū yào bāng máng |
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Chandler' s not here. qián dé bù zài |
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You can help me. nǐ kě yǐ bāng wǒ |
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Okay. hǎo |
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Listen, I' m in Elizabeth' s bathroom. wǒ zài yī lì shā bái de yù shì lǐ |
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Nice! piào liàng |
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No, I got really hot in my pants, so I took them off. bú shì, wǒ jué de pí kù hěn rè jiù jìn lái tuō diào |
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But they must have shrunk from the sweat. jié guǒ tā yí dìng shì yù hàn suō shuǐ |
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Or my legs expanded from the heat. huò shì wǒ de tuǐ yīn rè péng zhàng |
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I can' t get them back on, Joey. I can' t! wǒ xiàn zài chuān bù huí qù le |
| [14:54.89] |
That is quite a situation. zhè gè qíng kuàng mán yán zhòng de |
| [14:59.83] |
Do you see any powder? nǐ yǒu fěn zhī lèi de dōng xī ma? |
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Powder! Yeah, I have powder. yǒu, wǒ yǒu shuǎng shēn fěn |
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Good, good. hěn hǎo |
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Sprinkle some on. It' ll absorb moisture. bǎ tā sā zài tuǐ shàng xī hàn |
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Then you can get your pants on. jiù néng bǎ kù zi chuān huí qù le |
| [15:10.70] |
Yeah, hold on. hǎo, děng yī xià |
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They' re not coming on, man. kù zi hái shì lā bù shàng lái |
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Okay, cut slits in the pants, right? Then put them back on... hǎo, bǎ kù zi gē pò jǐ dāo zài chuān huí qù |
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... go out there and tell her you' re the lncredible Hulk. rán hòu chū qù gào sù tā nǐ shì lǜ jù rén |
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Chandler' s not there? qián dé bù zài shì ba? |
| [15:52.88] |
That would have worked, but all right, fine. nà yàng zhēn de kě yǐ, bù guò suàn le |
| [15:56.12] |
You see any.... Oh, Vaseline? nǐ zhǎo dé dào fán shì lín ma? |
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I see lotion. I have lotion. Will that work? wǒ zhǎo dào rǔ yè, wǒ yǒu rǔ yè rǔ yè xíng ma? |
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Sure, throw some of that on there. xíng, bǎ tā tú zài tuǐ shàng děng yī xià |
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Hold on. |
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Sounds like it' s working. tīng qǐ lái yǒu yòng |
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They' re still not coming on, man. kù zi hái shì lā bù shàng lái |
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And the lotion and the powder have made a paste. ér qiě rǔ yè hé shuǎng shēn fěn hú chéng yī tuán |
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Really. shì ō? |
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What color is it? shén me yán sè? |
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What difference does that make? shén me yán sè yǒu chà ma? |
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If the paste matches the pants, you can make paste pants... rú guǒ gēn kù zi de yán sè yí yàng nǐ jiù hú yī tiáo jiǎ kù zi |
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... and she won' t know! tā jiù kàn bu chū lái le |
| [16:54.04] |
Do you have a minute? qiáo yī, nǐ yǒu kòng ma? |
| [16:55.48] |
Dude, what am l wǒ gāi zěn me |
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Rachel' s here, so good luck. Let me know how it goes. ruì qiū lái le, zhù nǐ hǎo yùn ràng wǒ zhī dào jié guǒ |
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Joey, I have such a problem. qiáo yī, wǒ yù dào tiān dà de wèn tí |
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Your timing couldn' t be better. nǐ lái de zhèng hǎo |
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I' m putting out fires all over the place. wǒ zhèng zài dào chù jiù huǒ |
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Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something. hǎo, qiáo yī, wǒ dé gào sù nǐ yī jiàn shì |
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What is it? shén me shì? |
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Oh, my God! It' s so huge! But promise me. You cannot tell anyone. tiān na, zhè jiàn shì tài dà tiáo le dàn nǐ dé bǎo zhèng bù shuō chū qù |
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No, no, no! I don' t want to know. bú yào, wǒ bù xiǎng zhī dào |
| [17:23.24] |
You do want to know. This is unbelievable! nǐ jué duì xiǎng zhī dào, tài bù kě sī yì le |
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I' m tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets... wǒ bù guǎn, wǒ bù xiǎng zài dāng zhī dào mì mì... |
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... and can' t tell anyone. ... què bù néng shuō de rén |
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You know secrets? shén me mì mì? nǐ zhī dào shén me mì mì? |
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You' re not supposed to gossip! nǐ bù gāi bā guà de |
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I know. I just can' t keep this in. So I pick up the phone wǒ zhī dào, dàn zhè jiàn shì wǒ biē bú zhù wǒ gāng cái ná qǐ diàn huà |
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I' m not listening to you! wǒ bù tīng |
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You' ve been in there for a long time. luó sī, nǐ jìn qù hěn jiǔ le |
| [18:05.61] |
I' m starting to get kind of freaked out. wǒ kāi shǐ yǒu diǎn hài pà le |
| [18:08.38] |
All right, I' m coming out. hǎo, wǒ yào chū qù le |
| [18:12.12] |
Hey, can you turn the lights off? nǐ kě yǐ bǎ dēng guān diào ma? |
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Let' s just leave the lights on. bù xíng, dēng jiù ràng tā kāi zhe |
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Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān na |
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I had a problem. wǒ chū le yì diǎn zhuàng kuàng |
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I can' t talk to you. I don' t have a fancy ad in the yellow pages. wǒ bù néng gēn nǐ shuō huà wǒ méi zài diàn huà bù shàng dēng guǎng gào |
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Look, Phoebe, I just... fēi bǐ, nǐ tīng wǒ shuō |
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I want to apologize for saying your method was stupid. wǒ wèi pī píng nǐ de jiào fǎ dào qiàn |
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And maybe ask you to be my teacher again? wǒ yě xiǎng chóng xīn bài nǐ wèi shī |
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I promise, I won' t touch a guitar until you say I' m ready. zài nǐ shuō kě yǐ zhī qián wǒ jué duì bù pèng jí tā |
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You really think I' m ready? wǒ zhēn de kě yǐ le? |
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Wow, cool! kù bì le |
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Was the chord at least right before? No. nà gè hé xián dàn duì le ma? bú duì |
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Oh, my God! shā le wǒ ba |
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We heard about your pants. I' m so sorry. wǒ men tīng shuō le, hǎo cǎn |
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This year was supposed to be great. jīn nián yīng gāi hěn měi hǎo cái duì |
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It' s only the second day and I' m a loser... cái dì èr tiān wǒ jiù chéng le... |
| [20:04.46] |
... with stupid leather pants that don' t even fit! ... chuān bù hé shēn de pí kù de xùn rén |
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You' re not a loser. méi zhè huí shì nǐ bù xùn |
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Look at me! nǐ men kàn wǒ |
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Hey, look! nǐ kàn |
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Ben drew a picture of you. bān huà le nǐ de huà xiàng |
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You' re a cowboy. nǐ shì niú zǎi ō |
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Because of the leather pants? yīn wèi wǒ chuān pí kù? |
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He thinks you' re a cowboy, not a loser. That' s something. bān bìng bù jué de nǐ xùn tā jué de nǐ shì niú zǎi, hěn bàng ba |
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lt really is something. Howdy, partner. zhēn de hěn bàng niú zǎi gē |
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Maybe I should get another pair. yě xǔ wǒ yīng gāi zài qù mǎi yī tiáo |
| [20:47.84] |
You know, they had some... tā men yǒu yī xiē... |
| [20:50.18] |
... with fringe all down the sides. ... cè biān yǒu liú sū de |
| [20:54.82] |
Phoebe, you may know this. You know strange things. fēi bǐ, zhè zhǒng guài shì nǐ kě néng huì zhī dào |
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What is the boiling point of brain? nǎo jiāng de fèi diǎn shì jǐ dù? |
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I used to know this. wǒ yǐ qián zhī dào |
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I' m gonna go kiss Ben good night. wǒ qù gēn bān shuō wǎn ān |
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I can' t believe he thinks I' m a cowboy. tā jū rán jué de wǒ shì niú zǎi |
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I would make a good cowboy. wǒ huì shì gè hǎo niú zǎi |
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Now that everything' s wrapped up, I' ll do my laundry. hǎo, jì rán méi shì wǒ yào qù xǐ yī fú le |
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Yeah, me too. If this shirt is dirty. wǒ yě shì, rú guǒ zhè yī jiàn zàng le de huà |
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I' m going to the airport. wǒ yào qù jī chǎng |
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If I hang around there long enough... zhǐ yào děng jiǔ yì diǎn |
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... someone' s bound to leave a plane unattended. yīng gāi néng dǎi dào méi rén guǎn de fēi jī |
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Good luck, honey. Bye. zhù nǐ hǎo yùn zài jiàn |
| [21:52.07] |
Remember that thing I was gonna tell you about? qiáo yī jì de wǒ yào shuō de nà jiàn dà shì ma? |
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I won' t tell you. But if you found out on your own... wǒ bú huì gào sù nǐ dàn rú guǒ nǐ zì jǐ fā xiàn |
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... that would be okay and we could talk about it. nà jiù méi guān xì wǒ men jiù kě yǐ tǎo lùn le duì ba? |
| [22:05.65] |
Well, then it wouldn' t be a secret. So that would be okay. nà yàng jiù bú shì mì mì, dí què méi guān xì |
| [22:13.43] |
Would you mind going into Chandler' s bedroom... qiáo yī, nǐ qù qián dé de fáng jiān |
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... and getting that book he borrowed from me? bǎ wǒ jiè gěi tā de shū ná huí lái hǎo ma? |
| [22:22.50] |
Now? You want me to go over there now? xiàn zài? nǐ yào wǒ xiàn zài qù? |
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Do you know something? Do you know something? nǐ zhī dào shén me ma? nǐ zhī dào shén me? |
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I might know something. I might know something too. wǒ huò xǔ zhī dào wǒ yě shì |
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What do you know? You tell me first. nǐ zhī dào shén me? bù xíng, nǐ xiān shuō wǒ cái néng shuō |
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I can' t. Then I can' t. wǒ bù néng shuō nà wǒ yě bù néng shuō |
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Okay, fine. nà hǎo ba |
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You don' t know. nǐ cái bù zhī dào |
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I' ll walk into his bedroom and see the thing... bù rú wǒ xiàn zài jiù qù qián dé de fáng jiān |
| [22:54.00] |
... I think I know is actually the thing I think I know! jiù kě yǐ zhī dào wǒ xiǎng dí què shí méi cuò |
| [22:58.41] |
You know! And you know! nǐ zhī dào nǐ yě zhī dào |
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Yeah, I know! duì, wǒ zhī dào |
| [23:01.48] |
Chandler and Monica? Oh, this is unbelievable! qián dé hé mó nī kǎ? zhēn jiào rén bù gǎn xiāng xìn |
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How long have you known? Too long! nǐ zhī dào duō jiǔ le? tài jiǔ le |
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I' ve been dying to talk to someone about this! tiān na, wǒ zǎo jiù xiǎng zhǎo rén shuō le |
| [23:10.38] |
You can' t say anything to anybody. They' re so weird about that. tīng zhe, wǒ men bù néng gào sù bié rén tā men liǎng gè hǎo jǐn zhāng |
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It' s raining. xià yǔ le |
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I don' t like to fly in the rain. wǒ bù xiǎng zài xià yǔ tiān fēi |
| [23:25.17] |
I am gonna go for a walk in the rain. wǒ yào qù yǔ zhōng màn bù |
| [23:28.50] |
Me too. wǒ yě yào |
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That' s weird. guài rén |
| [23:36.04] |
I bet they' re doing it. tā men yí dìng yǒu yī tuǐ |
| [23:43.42] |
Okay, look. I can' t take it anymore. hǎo, wǒ biē bú zhù shòu bù liǎo le |
| [23:46.89] |
So you win. Okay? Here. nǐ yíng, hǎo ma? ná qù |
| [23:50.06] |
Flying a jet? Make it a spaceship... fēi bǐ, kāi fēi jī? bù rú kāi tài kōng chuán... |
| [23:52.03] |
... so you can get back to your home planet! ... huí nǐ de xīng qiú qù |
| [23:56.06] |
Phone call for you. Tom Jones. He wants his pants back! luó sī, yǒu nǐ de diàn huà tāng mǔ qióng sī gēn nǐ yào tā de kù zi |
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And Hornswoggle? What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock? hóng shǐ wāi gē? nǐ zài gēn kǎ tōng rén wù yuē huì ma? |