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Come on, Joey! qiáo yī, kuài shuō la |
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I told you everything I knew last night. wǒ zhī dào de bù fèn zuó wǎn dōu gào sù nǐ le |
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It' s not that big a deal. So they' re doing it. mó nī kǎ hé qián dé gǎo zài yì qǐ yòu zěn yàng |
| [00:10.34] |
I cannot believe you would say that! nǐ jū rán zhè me shuō |
| [00:13.21] |
Sorry. Monica and Chandler are " making love." bào qiàn mó nī kǎ hé qián dé zài" zuò ài" |
| [00:18.05] |
No, I mean, come on. This is a huge deal! bú shì la, wǒ shì shuō zhè shì dà shì yé |
| [00:21.98] |
I need more details. Who initiated the first kiss? wǒ xiǎng zhī dào xì jié shì shuí xiān wěn shuí de? |
| [00:25.39] |
I don' t know. bù zhī |
| [00:27.59] |
God, I just can' t imagine Chandler being romantic. wǒ wú fǎ xiǎng xiàng qián dé làng màn de yàng zi |
| [00:32.66] |
Is he romantic with her? tā gēn tā zài yì qǐ shí làng màn ma? |
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I don' t know. bù zhī |
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Are they in love? tā men xiāng ài ma? |
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I don' t know. bù zhī |
| [00:43.17] |
You don' t know anything. nǐ shén me dōu bù zhī dào |
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I know one thing. What? wǒ zhī dào yī jiàn shì shén me shì? |
| [00:46.74] |
They did it right there. tā men zài zhè zhāng shā fā shàng zuò guò |
| [00:50.41] |
The One With Chandler' s Work Laugh běn jí bō chū:" ruì qiū zhī dào le" |
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zhōng yāng kā fēi guǎn |
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Ross. luó sī |
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Could I have a scone, please? ā gān, gěi wǒ yí gè yīng shì sōng bǐng |
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Want to hear some good news? ls somebody else gonna give it to us? xiǎng tīng hǎo xiāo xī ma? yǒu bié rén yào shuō ma? |
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Because you certainly don' t seem like you have any. nǐ bù xiàng yǒu hǎo xiāo xī de yàng zi |
| [01:49.60] |
No, I do. Someone I know is getting married. bù, wǒ yǒu wǒ rèn shi de mǒu rén yào jié hūn le |
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Weddings are happy occasions. Oh, it' s my exwife, Emily! hūn lǐ shì zuì kāi xīn de chǎng hé duì le, nà rén shì wǒ de qián qī ài mì lì |
| [01:58.85] |
Sorry, man. shén me? zěn me huì zhè yàng |
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Here' s your scone. Thanks. nǐ de yīng shì sōng bǐng xiè xiè |
| [02:04.85] |
Stupid British snack food! shén me bái chī yīng guó diǎn xīn! |
| [02:09.26] |
Did they teach you that in anger management class? nà shi qíng xù guǎn lǐ kè jiào de ma? |
| [02:13.50] |
You know what might help you deal with it? Think it this way. wǒ yǒu gè bàn fǎ, nǐ jiù zhè me xiǎng |
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You two are in the past. You can' t be mad about the past. nǐ hé ài mì lì yǐ jīng guò qù le nǐ bù néng duì guò qù de shì shēng qì |
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Are you still mad about, you know, the Louisiana Purchase? nǐ hái qì wǒ men gēn fǎ guó mǎi tǔ dì ma? |
| [02:25.87] |
Nobody' s mad about that. fēi bǐ, méi yǒu rén zài qì nà gè |
| [02:27.58] |
Exactly! Because it' s in the past. méi cuò, yīn wèi yǐ jīng guò qù le |
| [02:33.41] |
Anybody going to eat that? nà gè yǒu rén yào chī ma? |
| [02:39.45] |
Look at us all dressed up for the party. What are we celebrating? wǒ men shèng zhuāng cān jiā gōng sī yàn huì yé shì zài qìng zhù shén me? |
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We had a lot of liquor left over from Christmas. shèng dàn wǎn huì shèng liǎo bù shǎo jiǔ |
| [02:47.20] |
Our friends aren' t here. We can be a real couple. We don' t have to hide. zhēn hǎo, zhè lǐ méi yǒu wǒ men de péng yǒu wǒ men kě yǐ gōng kāi, bù bì duǒ duǒ cáng cáng |
| [02:52.13] |
I know. I can do this. méi cuò, wǒ kě yǐ zhè yàng |
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And I can do this. ér wǒ kě yǐ zhè yàng |
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We can' t do that. wǒ men bù néng nà yàng |
| [03:01.24] |
Hey, Bing! bīn |
| [03:04.41] |
Who' s the pretty lady, and what is she doing with you? zhè wèi měi nǚ shì shuí zěn me gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ? |
| [03:09.28] |
I asked myself that very question, sir. This is Monica. wǒ yě zhè yàng wèn zì jǐ zhè shì mó nī kǎ |
| [03:11.92] |
My boss, Doug. wǒ shàng sī dào gé |
| [03:13.12] |
This is Monica. Hi. dào gé, zhè shì mó nī kǎ |
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This is my wife, Kara. Nice to meet you. xìng huì zhè shì wǒ lǎo pó kǎ lā hěn gāo xìng rèn shi nǐ bīn |
| [03:20.56] |
Did you hear about the new law firm working for us? gōng sī zhǎo le xīn fǎ lǜ gù wèn gōng sī shì ma? |
| [03:23.60] |
Dickem, Stickem Run. dù tǎ piàn dá háo yī shì wù suǒ dǔ tā, piàn tā, hǎo yé |
| [03:29.54] |
Let' s go drink our body weight. wǒ men qù hē gè tòng kuài |
| [03:33.98] |
What was that? What? nà shi shén me? shén me? |
| [03:35.58] |
That noise you made? nǐ gāng cái fā chū de shēng yīn |
| [03:36.88] |
Oh, my work laugh. nà shi wǒ de gōng zuò xiào |
| [03:38.88] |
Your work laugh? nǐ de gōng zuò xiào? |
| [03:40.08] |
If you' re going to survive this party, come up with one too. xiāng xìn wǒ, xiǎng áo guò zhè chǎng pài duì nǐ yě de biān chū yí gè lái |
| [03:44.55] |
All right. Check me out. hǎo, kàn wǒ de hǎo |
| [03:47.69] |
He says," 30, Father. Same as in town." 30 kuài qián, gēn chéng lǐ yí yàng |
| [03:57.93] |
Everybody at work loved you last night. zuó wǎn gōng sī de rén dōu hǎo xǐ huān nǐ |
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And they like me more just because I was with you. zhēn de? ér qiě tā men yīn wèi nǐ ér gèng xǐ huān wǒ |
| [04:04.24] |
You repaired the damage from when they met Joey. nǐ mí bǔ liǎo bù shǎo qiáo yī zào chéng de shāng hài |
| [04:08.94] |
Doug wants to play tennis. He never talks to me outside of work. dào gé hái zhǎo wǒ men dǎ wǎng qiú tā chū le gōng sī hái méi lǐ guò wǒ |
| [04:12.71] |
Except for that time at that strip club. chú le zài tuō yī wǔ yè zǒng huì nà cì |
| [04:17.45] |
Strip church. tuō yī wǔ jiào táng |
| [04:21.26] |
I' ll go find a racket. I thought you had one. wǒ yào qù zhǎo yī zhī qiú pāi nǐ bú shì yǒu yī zhī? |
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I used to, but then Joey thought it' d be fun to go hit rocks... hòu lái bèi qiáo yī ná qù zhōng yāng gōng yuán duì zhe shí tou dǎ |
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... at bigger rocks. dà shí tou |
| [04:31.63] |
Do you have a tennis racket? ruì qiū, nǐ yǒu wǎng qiú pāi ma? |
| [04:33.60] |
I lent it to Joey, and I' ve never gotten it back. wǒ jiè gěi qiáo yī jiù méi ná huí lái guò |
| [04:37.47] |
Good luck with that. zhù nǐ hǎo yùn |
| [04:43.31] |
What' s up? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [04:44.65] |
Why are you here? I thought you had inventory. nǐ zěn me lái le? jīn tiān bú shì yào pán diǎn |
| [04:47.42] |
I do, but I decided I' d take a long lunch... méi cuò, dàn wǒ jué dìng wǔ xiū jiǔ yì diǎn |
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... and spend some time with my friend Monica. péi péi wǒ de péng yǒu mó nī kǎ |
| [04:53.82] |
You know, I feel like we don' t talk anymore. wǒ men xiàn zài dōu bù tán xīn le |
| [04:56.62] |
How are you? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [04:58.26] |
What is new with you? yǒu shén me xīn biàn huà? |
| [05:03.33] |
Not much. Work' s good. bù duō, gōng zuò hěn shùn lì |
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We don' t have to talk about work. Talk about anything. wǒ men bù bì liáo gōng zuò shén me dōu kě yǐ liáo |
| [05:10.14] |
hǎo ba |
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You know what? zhè yàng ba |
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Let' s talk about relationships. wǒ men lái liáo gǎn qíng de shì |
| [05:16.14] |
What' s going on? hǎo, nǐ zuì jìn zěn yàng? |
| [05:17.75] |
Nothing. méi rén zhuī |
| [05:20.11] |
You go. gāi nǐ |
| [05:22.58] |
There was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute. wǒ yuán běn jué de yín háng yǒu yí ge rén hěn shuài |
| [05:26.15] |
But I don' t anymore. xiàn zài bù jué de le |
| [05:29.02] |
That' s juicy. zhēn jīng cǎi |
| [05:31.86] |
You know what? I actually do have a lot of work to do. bù guò wǒ què shí hěn máng |
| [05:35.33] |
You' re sure there' s just not anything else? nǐ què dìng méi bié de le? |
| [05:39.03] |
I' m sure. Is there something you want to talk to me about? què dìng, nǐ yǒu shén me shì xiǎng shuō ma? |
| [05:42.70] |
No! méi yǒu |
| [05:48.44] |
If there was, I wouldn' t tell you. hǎo ba, yǒu yě bù gào sù nǐ |
| [05:58.45] |
Then what happened? hǎo, rán hòu ne? |
| [06:06.16] |
You' ll get your turn. dāi huì cái lún dào nǐ |
| [06:08.46] |
Hey, Phoebe. What' s going on? Nothing. fēi bǐ, zài gàn shén me? méi shén me |
| [06:11.20] |
This is not over. dāi huì zài jì xù |
| [06:13.63] |
No, no, no! zāo gāo zěn me le? |
| [06:15.87] |
I was up all night writing this nasty letter to Emily. wǒ áo le yī zhěng wǎn xiě xìn mà ài mì lì |
| [06:19.51] |
It was perfect, and now it' s all covered in.... yuán běn xiě de hěn hǎo, xiàn zài zhān mǎn le |
| [06:22.58] |
Actually, thanks! xiè le |
| [06:25.18] |
All right! Ready to go to the movies? kě yǐ qù kàn diàn yǐng le ma? |
| [06:28.08] |
Actually, I think I' ll skip it. wǒ xiǎng wǒ bù qù le |
| [06:30.02] |
Really? nǐ bù qù? |
| [06:31.39] |
I' ll read my book. I just want to be alone right now. duì, wǒ yào liú xià lái kàn shū wǒ xiàn zài zhǐ xiǎng jìng yī jìng |
| [06:35.09] |
Sure you don' t want to? nǐ zhēn de bù qù? |
| [06:36.66] |
Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. They get mail and stuff. tāng mǔ hàn kè sī, méi gé lái ēn xiě xìn shén me de |
| [06:42.50] |
That' s okay, Joe. wǒ hái shì bù qù le |
| [06:44.10] |
Let' s go, Phoebe. hǎo ba, fēi bǐ wǒ men zǒu |
| [06:48.70] |
hào wù |
| [06:54.91] |
bīn |
| [07:01.58] |
Game! yíng le |
| [07:04.69] |
I got to tell you, that partner of yours is a real tiger. shuō zhēn de, nǐ de dā dàng zhēn shì kuài hěn zhǔn |
| [07:09.62] |
Are you all right? nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [07:13.46] |
We' ll just get a little sip of water. wǒ men hē kǒu shuǐ |
| [07:17.63] |
Am I on fire today or what? wǒ jīn tiān hěn měng ba? |
| [07:20.70] |
Those birds are browned, basted and ready to be carved. nà liǎng zhī ròu jī yǐ jīng kǎo hǎo děng zhe bèi qiè lái chī le |
| [07:25.64] |
Okay, easy, Martina. bié jī dòng, wǎng qiú míng jiàng |
| [07:29.14] |
I think we should let them win the next game. wǒ jué de xià yī chǎng yīng gāi ràng tā men yíng |
| [07:31.95] |
I' m sorry, I don' t understand what you just said. duì bù qǐ, nǐ gāng shuō de huà wǒ tīng bù dǒng |
| [07:36.22] |
Let them win one. ràng tā men yíng yī chǎng |
| [07:37.49] |
Are you crazy? We own those two. Look at them! nǐ fēng le ma? tā men rèn wǒ men zǎi gē |
| [07:41.99] |
He can' t even breathe, and she' s popping pills. nǐ kàn tā men tā chuǎn bu guò qì lái, tā zài chī yào |
| [07:46.09] |
You' re not giving them a chance. nǐ gēn běn bù gěi tā men jī huì |
| [07:47.96] |
They have rackets. tā men yǒu qiú pāi bú shì ma? |
| [07:52.97] |
We' ll make this the last game. bīn, wǒ xiǎng dǎ wán zhè chǎng jiù shōu le |
| [07:55.00] |
Yes, sir. Put me out of my misery. liáo jiě, wǒ qiú zhī bù dé |
| [07:57.24] |
Are you sure you never played pro? nǐ zhēn de méi dǎ guò zhí yè? |
| [07:59.84] |
Please let them win. bài tuō ràng tā men yíng |
| [08:01.28] |
I' ll take it down to 95, but that' s the best I can do. wǒ dǐng duō zhǐ néng bǎ zhàn lì jiàng dào 95 |
| [08:10.52] |
Missed it! I got it! zāo gāo, lòu diào le wǒ lái |
| [08:16.52] |
Nice shot. hǎo qiú |
| [08:27.03] |
I got it! wǒ lái |
| [08:29.60] |
Long! chū jiè |
| [08:37.61] |
I can' t believe you let them win. nǐ jū rán ràng tā men yíng |
| [08:40.05] |
Well, at least you hid your feelings well about it. zhì shǎo nǐ bǎ bù shuǎng yǎn shì de hěn hǎo |
| [08:43.62] |
I was frustrated. wǒ hěn jǔ sàng |
| [08:44.92] |
It' s my racket. zhè shì wǒ de qiú pāi |
| [08:46.15] |
Frustrated with you! shì nǐ ràng wǒ jǔ sàng |
| [08:47.62] |
If we hadn' t lost, they would never have invited us to dinner tomorrow. rú guǒ méi shū nà chǎng qiú tā men yě bú huì zhǎo wǒ men míng tiān qù chī fàn |
| [08:52.36] |
What bothers me... wǒ zuì kùn rǎo de shì |
| [08:53.63] |
... is how different you act around them. nǐ zài tā men shēn biān zhěng gè rén dōu biàn le |
| [08:56.33] |
The throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh... gù yì shū qiú, gōng zuò xiào |
| [08:59.40] |
... the " See you later, Bing!" " Not if I see you first, Doug!" " huí tóu jiàn, bīn" " bù huí tóu jiù bú jiàn" |
| [09:04.81] |
Listen, I don' t sound like some crazed, drunken pirate. wǒ nǎ yǒu xiào dé xiàng hē zuì de hǎi dào |
| [09:09.04] |
I know you don' t, but " work Chandler" does. nǐ méi yǒu, dàn gōng zuò de qián dé yǒu |
| [09:11.71] |
I don' t like work Chandler. The guy' s a suckup. wǒ bù xǐ huān gōng zuò de qián dé nà jiā huo shì gè gǒu tuǐ |
| [09:15.22] |
Because you said that... yīn wèi nǐ zhèi xiē huà 152 00: 09: 17, 320 00: 09: 19, 180 ... I' m not putting out tonight! wǒ wǎn shàng bù gēn nǐ wán le |
| [09:26.49] |
Something' s wrong. My brother doesn' t stay out all night. jué duì yǒu wèn tí wǒ gē cóng lái bù chè yè bù guī |
| [09:29.86] |
Maybe we should check the trash chute. yě xǔ yīng gāi qù kàn kàn lā jī cáo |
| [09:33.63] |
Ross couldn' t fit down the trash chute. luó sī jǐ bù jìn lā jī cáo |
| [09:36.17] |
That' s right. He almost could. méi cuò, jiù chà nà me yì diǎn diǎn |
| [09:38.67] |
Which is exactly how I got stuck there. suǒ yǐ wǒ zhī qián kǎ zhù guò |
| [09:44.25] |
Oh, my God! tā huí lái le tiān na |
| [09:46.58] |
Where the hell have you been? nǐ sǐ nǎ qù le? |
| [09:49.15] |
Just, you know, out. jiù shì qù wài miàn le |
| [09:51.55] |
Oh, out! God, I don' t know why we didn' t think to check there. wài miàn, tiān na wǒ men zěn me méi qù nà lǐ zhǎo |
| [09:56.52] |
What were you doing? nǐ dōu zài zuò shí mǒ? |
| [09:58.03] |
I went to a bar, and then... wǒ xiān qù hē jiǔ, rán hòu... |
| [10:01.06] |
... I just walked around for a while. ... jiù suí biàn zǒu le zǒu |
| [10:04.73] |
You walked around all night in the city by yourself? nǐ zhěng yè yí ge rén zài wài miàn luàn huǎng? |
| [10:09.67] |
He hooked up! tā hēi xiū le |
| [10:12.87] |
He hooked up. tā gēn mǒu rén hēi xiū le |
| [10:14.44] |
I don' t have to answer your questions. I' m a big boy. wǒ bù bì huí dá nǐ men de wèn tí wǒ shì gè dà rén |
| [10:17.85] |
I can do what I want. ài zěn yàng jiù zěn yàng |
| [10:19.38] |
He hooked up! tā hēi xiū le |
| [10:22.88] |
Tell us about her! liáo liáo tā ma |
| [10:25.69] |
Ross, you left your scarf luó sī, nǐ bǎ wéi jīn diào zài |
| [10:35.10] |
Hey, you guys. nǐ men hǎo |
| [10:42.57] |
I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen. hǎo, wǒ zhī dào nǐ men zài xiǎng shén me dàn qián dé zài yè mén |
| [10:48.34] |
I' m a young woman. I have needs. I can' t wait forever. wǒ hái nián qīng, wǒ yǒu xū qiú wǒ bù néng děng yī bèi zi |
| [10:51.71] |
Yeah, that' s what I was thinking. wǒ yě shì zhè me xiǎng de |
| [10:55.85] |
So I' m asking you, please, just take a moment before you judge me. suǒ yǐ wǒ qiú qiú nǐ men zài pī píng wǒ zhī qián xiān xiǎng yī xià |
| [11:00.39] |
Nobody' s judging you. méi yǒu rén zài pī píng nǐ |
| [11:04.99] |
Mr. Rightplaceattherighttime... nǐ, tiān shí dì lì rén hé xiān shēng |
| [11:09.83] |
... call me. gēn wǒ lián luò |
| [11:18.74] |
So I guess you finished your book. kàn lái nǐ de shū kàn wán le |
| [11:23.51] |
Had some time on our hands, did we? yǒu diǎn xián shì ba? |
| [11:27.21] |
I know what you guys are going to say. wǒ zhī dào nǐ men yào shuō shí mǒ |
| [11:29.92] |
You two would have very hairy children. nǐ men de hái zi huì máo róng róng de |
| [11:34.29] |
I didn' t know you' d say that. wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ huì shuō nà gè |
| [11:37.22] |
Ross! Janice? luó sī, zhēn nī sī yé? |
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All right. Hold on, hold on. děng yī xià |
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This is Ross. zhè shì luó sī |
| [11:43.50] |
He' s our friend. He obviously went crazy. tā shì wǒ men de péng yǒu tā xiǎn rán shì fēng le |
| [11:46.93] |
He obviously lost his mind. nǎo jīn xiù dòu le |
| [11:51.51] |
Look, it' s not that crazy. Okay? méi nà me kuā zhāng, hǎo ma? |
| [11:54.88] |
But it' s Janice! I mean, she' s... dàn shì zhēn nī sī yé tā shì |
| [11:57.98] |
... Janice! ... zhēn nī sī yé |
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How drunk were you? nǐ zuì dé tài lí pǔ le |
| [12:02.58] |
Janice and I have a lot in common. zhēn nī sī hé wǒ yǒu hěn duō gòng tóng diǎn |
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We' ve both been divorced. We both have kids. wǒ men dōu lí guò hūn, wǒ men dōu yǒu xiǎo hái |
| [12:09.26] |
Are you going to see her again? nǐ zhēn de yào zài jiàn tā? |
| [12:11.36] |
Don' t put ideas in his head! I will see her. fēi bǐ, bié yǐng xiǎng tā wǒ què shí yào zài jiàn tā |
| [12:14.40] |
Damn it, Phoebe! nǐ kàn la |
| [12:20.74] |
I have to tell you something that I' ve never admitted. wǒ yào shuō chū yī jiàn wǒ méi tǎn chéng guò de shì |
| [12:24.04] |
In high school, I made out with James even though I knew you liked him. gāo zhōng shí wǒ zhī dào nǐ xǐ huān zhān mǔ fǎ luò dàn hái shì gēn tā shàng le chuáng |
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That feels so good to get off my chest. Okay, you go. wa, shuō chū lái de gǎn jué zhēn hǎo hǎo, gāi nǐ le |
| [12:33.25] |
My turn? What are you talking about? gāi wǒ le? shén me yì sī? |
| [12:38.25] |
I know about you and Chandler. mó nī kǎ, wǒ zhī dào nǐ hé qián dé de shì |
| [12:42.59] |
I overheard you on the phone the other day. shén me? wǒ nà tiān tīng dào nǐ men zài jiǎng diàn huà |
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You said, " I' ll tell Rachel I' m doing laundry for a couple of hours." nǐ shuō" wǒ huì gào sù ruì qiū" " wǒ yào huā liǎng gè xiǎo shí xǐ yī fú" |
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And he said, " Laundry? Is that my new nickname?" tā shuō" xǐ yī fú?" " nà shi wǒ de xīn chuò hào ma?" |
| [12:52.87] |
And you said: rán hòu nǐ shuō |
| [12:54.94] |
" You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big." " bú shì" " nǐ míng zhī nǐ de chuò hào shì dà diāo" |
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You' re writing yourself a little play there, Rach. yuán lái nǐ zhèng zài xiě jù běn |
| [13:10.38] |
Let me know how it turns out. jì de bǎ jié jú gào sù wǒ |
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I wouldn' t know, because I got so freaked out I hung up the phone. wǒ bù zhī dào yīn wèi wǒ xià dào bǎ diàn huà guà diào le |
| [13:17.19] |
Well, if you had kept listening... rú guǒ nǐ tīng wán |
| [13:19.76] |
... you would have heard me call him Mister... nǐ huì tīng dào wǒ shì jiào tā dà |
| [13:23.53] |
... Bigot. diāo bǎo |
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Mr. Bigot. shén me? dà diāo bǎo |
| [13:29.54] |
He tells the most racist jokes. tā xǐ huān jiǎng diāo bǎo de xiào huà |
| [13:33.77] |
All right. So that' s it. hǎo, suǒ yǐ jiù zhè yàng |
| [13:36.24] |
There' s nothing going on between you and Chandler? nǐ shì shuō nǐ hé qián dé zhī jiān méi shén me |
| [13:40.21] |
Me and Chandler? wǒ hé qián dé? |
| [13:46.99] |
Put your 20 down. ná chū 20 yuán lái |
| [13:48.62] |
First one to find the tasty treat wins, okay? xiān zhǎo dào líng shí de yíng, hǎo ma? |
| [13:52.13] |
All right, let' s get the contestants out of their isolation booths. hǎo, qǐng cān sài zhě cóng xiū xī shì chū chǎng |
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And they' re off! tā men chū chǎng le |
| [14:00.50] |
Get your foot off my contestant! Judge? bié dǎng zhù wǒ de cān sài zhě, cái pàn |
| [14:02.94] |
Judge rules, no violation. cái pàn pàn dìng méi yǒu wéi guī |
| [14:07.17] |
nǐ men hǎo |
| [14:10.01] |
It' s so weird to say this, but I just had a great date with Janice. shuō yě qí guài wǒ jīn tiān gēn zhēn nī sī guò de hěn kāi xīn |
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What? Are you serious? shén me? zhēn de jiǎ de? |
| [14:17.08] |
I opened up to her about all the stuff that' s been happening to me. méi cuò, wǒ gēn tā sù shuō jìn lái de cǎn shì |
| [14:21.16] |
I mean, I talked for hours. wǒ shuō le hǎo jǐ gè xiǎo shí |
| [14:23.26] |
It is amazing... zhè zhǒng gǎn jué zhēn hǎo |
| [14:24.63] |
... to have someone give you such focused attention. yǒu rén néng zhuān xīn tīng nǐ qīng sù |
| [14:28.53] |
You don' t need Janice for that. You' ve got us. nà nǐ hé bì zhǎo tā, nǐ yǒu wǒ men |
| [14:31.53] |
The duck gets the Nutter Butter! yā zǐ zhǎo dào huā shēng jiàng bǐng gān le bù |
| [14:34.77] |
That' s not a Nutter Butter. That' s an old won ton! nà bú shì huā shēng jiàng bǐng gān nà shi yī kē hún tún |
| [14:37.77] |
Judge rules... cái pàn pàn dìng: |
| [14:39.31] |
... Nutter Butter. shì huā shēng jiàng bǐng gān |
| [14:41.54] |
Tough call. zhēn nán pàn shì a |
| [14:47.55] |
Seriously, I strongly believe that we should support President Clinton... dàn wǒ men yīng gāi zhī chí kē lín dùn zǒng tǒng |
| [14:52.52] |
... and her husband, Bill. hé tā de lǎo gōng bǐ ěr |
| [14:57.19] |
How do you like your coffee? nǐ men de kā fēi yào zěn me shàng? |
| [14:59.16] |
None for me. A little sugar. wǒ bú yào, xiè xiè wǒ yào yì diǎn diǎn táng |
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I' ll have Monica stick her finger in it. That will sweeten it up. nà jiù ràng mó nī kǎ bǎ zhǐ tou shēn jìn qù yīng gāi jiù huì tián le |
| [15:09.47] |
That laugh doesn' t give you a headache? You get used to it. nǐ nà yàng xiào zěn me bú huì tóu tòng? jiǔ le jiù xí guàn le |
| [15:12.54] |
I don' t think that I can. wǒ bù jué de wǒ huì xí guàn |
| [15:14.21] |
This will be it for me on the work things. wǒ yǐ hòu jiù bù shuǎi zhè tào le |
| [15:16.91] |
I laugh at my boss' s jokes. What' s the big deal? lǎo bǎn shuō xiào wǒ jiù xiào, zhè yǒu shén me ma |
| [15:19.51] |
I' d rather not be with this workweasel guy... wǒ gàn ma yào péi yí gè méi zūn yán de mǎ pì jīng |
| [15:22.32] |
... when I can be with my boyfriend, who I actually respect. rú guǒ néng gēn wǒ zūn jìng de nán yǒu zài yì qǐ |
| [15:29.89] |
I got to apologize for Kara' s coffee. I' d feel sorry for it in a fight. wǒ dé wèi kǎ lā zhǔ de kā fēi dào qiàn rú guǒ tā qù dǎ jià |
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It' s not strong enough to defend itself. lián zì jǐ dōu bǎo hù bù liǎo |
| [15:41.50] |
Hear what I said? nǐ tīng dào wǒ de huà le ma? |
| [15:43.84] |
What? shén me? |
| [15:45.94] |
It' s a joke. What' s the matter with you? nà gè xiào huà a, nǐ shì zěn me le? |
| [15:48.51] |
Well, I just didn' t think it was funny, sir. wǒ zhǐ shì jué de bù hǎo xiào |
| [15:51.78] |
Excuse me? nǐ shuō shí mǒ? |
| [15:54.35] |
Well, I just Honey? wǒ zhǐ shì qīn ài de |
| [15:56.72] |
I just don' t think you understood the joke. wǒ jué de nǐ méi tīng dǒng |
| [16:00.02] |
Really? shì ma? |
| [16:01.26] |
I mean, it was really funny. I just don' t think that you got it. hěn hǎo xiào yé, nǐ yí dìng shì méi tīng dǒng |
| [16:05.89] |
You see, Kara' s coffee is weaktasting. kǎ lā zhǔ de kā fēi hěn xī |
| [16:09.13] |
But what Doug did was imply that it was weak physically. dàn dào gé shì zài àn shì tā hěn xū ruò |
| [16:15.70] |
You get it now, honey? I think I do! xiàn zài nǐ dǒng le ma? wǒ dǒng le |
| [16:22.44] |
Thank you, Monica. I thought you could use the help. xiè xiè nǐ wǒ jué de nǐ xū yào jiě shì |
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Coffee in a fight! kā fēi dǎ jià |
| [16:34.32] |
You mind if I read my comic books in here? ruì qiū, wǒ kě yǐ zài zhè lǐ kàn màn huà ma |
| [16:38.86] |
Sure. Why? dāng rán kě yǐ, zěn me le? |
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Chandler and Monica are over there. It' s kind of hard to concentrate. qián dé hé mó nī kǎ zài yì qǐ wǒ hěn nán zhuān xīn |
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She just called and said she was going to be working late. shén me? tā gāng dǎ lái shuō tā yào jiā bān |
| [16:50.57] |
She keeps lying to me. tā yī zhí piàn wǒ |
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That' s it! I' m going over there and confronting them right now. gòu le, wǒ xiàn zài jiù guò qù jiē chuān tā men |
| [16:59.25] |
Panty raid. qù zhǎo xiǎo kù kù! |
| [17:12.06] |
All right, so you' re telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now? suǒ yǐ wǒ dé jiǎng diāo bǎo de xiào huà? |
| [17:17.23] |
I' m just not very good at this. duì bù qǐ, wǒ bù tài huì yuán huǎng |
| [17:19.40] |
I' m a terrible liar. I hate having to lie to Rachel. wǒ hěn bú huì piàn rén wǒ yòu hěn tǎo yàn piàn ruì qiū |
| [17:22.47] |
But we' re not ready to tell yet. I know. dàn wǒ men hái bù néng gōng kāi wǒ zhī dào, zhǐ shì |
| [17:25.41] |
Ever since high school, Rachel was the one person that I told everything to. cóng gāo zhōng qǐ wǒ shén me shì dōu gào sù ruì qiū |
| [17:30.38] |
I miss that so much now. wǒ hǎo huái niàn nà zhǒng gǎn jué |
| [17:32.61] |
She' s my best friend. tā shì wǒ zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu |
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qiáo yī? |
| [17:44.09] |
Oh, my God, Rachel! tiān na, ruì qiū |
| [17:49.13] |
What are you doing here? nǐ zěn me pǎo lái zhè lǐ? |
| [17:52.50] |
Well, I actually came over here to borrow this lamp... wǒ shì wǒ lái jiè zhè zhǎn dēng |
| [17:56.90] |
... to look at my books. hǎo kàn shū... |
| [17:59.67] |
You know, see them a little better. kàn de qīng chǔ yì diǎn |
| [18:03.31] |
Okay, great. tài hǎo le |
| [18:06.61] |
Well, what I was doing in Chandler' s room is that... wǒ zài qián dé de fáng jiān lǐ shì yīn wèi |
| [18:10.25] |
... I was cleaning it. wǒ zài bāng máng dǎ sǎo |
| [18:13.12] |
He pays me to clean it. tā fù qián qǐng wǒ dǎ sǎo |
| [18:15.82] |
What a great way to make some extra pocket money. zhēn shì gè zhuàn líng yòng qián de hǎo bàn fǎ |
| [18:20.46] |
When I said to you earlier that I was at work... zhī qián wǒ shuō yào jiā bān |
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... I' m at my new work. ... shì zhǐ wǒ de xīn gōng zuò |
| [18:26.27] |
Good enough. Right? zhēn bù cuò, duì ba? |
| [18:32.34] |
I' ll go look at my books. hǎo, nà wǒ yào qù kàn shū le |
| [18:36.51] |
Go get back to my new job. hǎo, wǒ dé qù máng wǒ de xīn gōng zuò le |
| [18:40.35] |
hǎo |
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Congratulations on your new job! gōng xǐ nǐ zhǎo dào zhè fèn gōng zuò |
| [18:54.03] |
Man, she is really gullible. tiān na, tā kě zhēn hǎo piàn |
| [19:02.37] |
Here you go. Thanks. nǐ men de kā fēi xiè xiè |
| [19:04.81] |
Actually, I should get going. You' re sure? qí shí wǒ gāi zǒu le nǐ què dìng? |
| [19:07.54] |
I can stay out as late as you want. nǐ xiǎng liú duō wǎn wǒ dōu fèng péi |
| [19:09.91] |
I told you I' m on sabbatical from work wǒ shuō guò wǒ wèi shí me xiū cháng jià ba? |
| [19:12.31] |
Yes, yes. You did. duì, nǐ shuō guò |
| [19:15.48] |
Oh, man! What is wrong now? yòu zěn me le? |
| [19:18.75] |
This isn' t what I ordered. wǒ bú shì diǎn de zhè gè |
| [19:21.05] |
Man! Can' t anything go right in my life? wǒ de rén shēng jiù bù néng shùn lì yì diǎn ma? |
| [19:25.83] |
First, my marriage falls apart, and then xiān shì wǒ de hūn yīn pò liè, rán hòu |
| [19:29.20] |
I know! wǒ zhī dào! |
| [19:30.50] |
You lose your apartment, you lose your job... rán hòu nǐ bèi gǎn chū nǐ jiā nǐ de gōng zuò méi le |
| [19:33.37] |
... your exwife gets married so fast! And now the coffee! nǐ de qián qī hěn kuài jiù zài hūn xiàn zài kā fēi yòu cuò le |
| [19:40.34] |
We need to talk. Okay. wǒ men dé tán yī tán hǎo |
| [19:43.04] |
Sometimes I feel No, no, don' t. yǒu shí wǒ jué de bù |
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I' m going to talk. shì wǒ yào shuō |
| [19:49.52] |
I believe... wǒ rèn wéi |
| [19:51.19] |
... that the sun has set... wǒ men de měi hǎo shí guāng |
| [19:54.22] |
... on our day in the sun. yǐ jīng rì luò le |
| [20:00.09] |
You' re a very sweet person, Ross. shén me? nǐ shì gè hěn hǎo de rén |
| [20:06.13] |
Unfortunately... zhǐ shì... |
| [20:07.73] |
... I just don' t think I can take another second of you whining! wǒ méi bàn fǎ zài tīng nǐ āi xià qù le |
| [20:14.78] |
Let me make sure I' m hearing this right. wǒ gēn nǐ què rèn yī xià |
| [20:19.31] |
You' re ending this with me because... nǐ yào gēn wǒ jié shù yīn wèi... |
| [20:23.08] |
... I' m too whiny? ... wǒ tài huì fā láo sāo? |
| [20:28.06] |
So you' re saying... nǐ shì shuō |
| [20:30.06] |
... I' ve become so whiny... ... wǒ shì zhè me dì ài fā láo sāo... |
| [20:33.49] |
... that l... ... wǒ... |
| [20:35.40] |
... annoy you... ... ràng nǐ jué de hěn fán... |
| [20:39.23] |
... Janice. ... zhēn nī sī |
| [20:41.17] |
Well, yeah! méi cuò |
| [20:42.74] |
Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān na |
| [20:48.14] |
Will you be okay? nǐ bú yào jǐn ba? |
| [20:49.44] |
I am now. xiàn zài bú yào jǐn le |
| [21:03.29] |
I guess that' s two out of three... yǐ jīng liǎng rén chū jú le |
| [21:06.46] |
... Joey! ... qiáo yī |
| [21:17.34] |
Dude, we got to talk. Okay. wǒ men dé tán yī tán hǎo |
| [21:20.61] |
I wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else. wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng chèn nǐ tīng shuō zhī qián gào sù nǐ |
| [21:24.65] |
I hope this isn' t too weird, but... xī wàng bú huì tài qí guài |
| [21:29.02] |
... I had a thing with Janice. wǒ zuì jìn gēn zhēn nī sī jiāo wǎng guò |
| [21:36.46] |
You' re not mad? nǐ bù shēng qì? |
| [21:38.13] |
Why would I be mad? wǒ gàn ma shēng qì? |
| [21:39.53] |
Because there' s certain rules about this kind of stuff. yīn wèi zhè zhǒng shì yǒu tā de dào yì zài |
| [21:42.96] |
You don' t fool around with your friends' exgirlfriends... bù néng zhuī péng yǒu de jiù qíng rén |
| [21:48.20] |
... or possible girlfriends or girls they' re related to. xīn shàng rén huò shì yǒu qīn shǔ guān xì de rén |
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I am mad. wǒ hěn shēng qì |
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But you know, I' m going to forgive you. dàn shì nǐ zhī dào ma? wǒ yào yuán liàng nǐ |
| [22:02.72] |
Because that' s what friends do. yīn wèi nà yàng cái jiào xiōng dì |
| [22:04.92] |
They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said. tā men huì yuán liàng péng yǒu fàn le nǐ niàn de nà chuàn jìn jì |
| [22:09.42] |
Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [22:10.92] |
But I want you to remember... bù guò wǒ yào nǐ jì zhù... |
| [22:12.83] |
... that I forgave you. ... wǒ yuán liàng le nǐ |
| [22:17.40] |
I also want you to remember that I let you live here rentfree. hǎo wǒ hái yào nǐ jì zhù wǒ miǎn fèi shōu liú nǐ |
| [22:22.17] |
All right. hǎo |
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And I want you to remember that I gave you... wǒ hái yào nǐ jì zhù wǒ sòng nǐ... |
| [22:27.41] |
... twentyseven dollars. ... 27 kuài qián |
| [22:30.68] |
No strings attached! wú tiáo jiàn fèng sòng |
| [22:32.08] |
If you can' t remember that... yào shì nǐ jì bu zhù |
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... we should write it down. Let' s write it down! wǒ men yīng gāi xiě xià lái wǒ men xiě xià lái ba |