[00:03.40] |
Guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy' s putting stuff in boxes. |
[00:10.64] |
I' d say our naked buddy is moving. |
[00:13.64] |
Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled " Clothes." fěng cì de shì dà bù fèn de xiāng zi dōu biāo shì zhe" yī fú" |
[00:18.75] |
I' m going to miss that big old squishy butt. |
[00:21.38] |
And we' re done with the chicken fried rice. jī ròu chǎo fàn méi le |
[00:25.92] |
If he' s moving, maybe I should try to get his place! rú guǒ tā yào bān zǒu wǒ kě yǐ qù bǎ nà lǐ zū xià lái |
[00:30.06] |
It would be so cool to live across from you guys. hǎo zhǔ yì gēn nǐ men yáo yáo xiāng duì duō hǎo wán a |
[00:32.99] |
We could do that telephone thing... nà wǒ men jiù kě yǐ wán diàn huà yóu xì |
[00:35.33] |
... where you have a can, we have a can... nǐ yí gè guàn zi, wǒ men yí gè guàn zi |
[00:38.10] |
... and it' s connected by a string. zhōng jiān yǒu yī tiáo xiàn |
[00:41.67] |
Or we could do the actual telephone thing. huò zhě wǒ men yě kě yǐ dǎ zhēn de diàn huà |
[00:47.08] |
He' s got packing tape stuck to where you really don' t want it. zāo gāo, tā de dì sān diǎn nián dào jiāo dài le |
[00:50.68] |
Get it off, fat man! Get it off! kuài sī diào a, féi zǐ |
[00:54.38] |
Oh, no, he' s trying to pull it off slowly. zāo gāo, tā xiǎng màn màn sī xià lái |
[00:57.09] |
Take it from me, if you' re gonna pull tape off yourself, it' s gotta be in one quick motion. xiāng xìn wǒ, sī jiāo dài yí dìng yào kuài hěn zhǔn |
[01:02.42] |
Like that. jiù xiàng nà yàng |
[01:04.76] |
The One Where Everyone Finds Out běn jí bō chū:" ěr yú wǒ zhà" |
[00:00.00] |
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[01:51.17] |
Oh, my God. I love this apartment! tiān na, wǒ ài sǐ zhè céng gōng yù le |
[01:54.41] |
Isn' t it perfect? hěn wán měi ba? |
[01:55.94] |
I can' t believe I never realized how great it is! wǒ jū rán méi fā xiàn zhè lǐ yǒu zhè me bàng |
[01:59.85] |
Because your eye goes to the big naked man. |
[02:03.79] |
It' s amazing! tài bàng le |
[02:05.35] |
Hurry up with an application, or I' ll beat you to it. nǐ zuì hǎo gǎn kuài qù shēn qǐng fǒu zé wǒ huì qiǎng xiān |
[02:13.53] |
Well, I' m going to use Ugly Naked Guy' s bathroom. |
[02:21.97] |
Look! There' s Monica and Chandler. nǐ kàn, shì mó nī kǎ hé qián dé |
[02:25.54] |
Hey, you guys! Hey. wèi, nǐ men hǎo, wèi |
[02:37.82] |
Chandler and Monica! qián dé hé mó nī kǎ |
[02:40.49] |
Oh, my God! tiān na |
[02:42.02] |
qián dé hé mó nī kǎ! |
[02:45.16] |
Oh, my eyes! wǒ yào xiā le! |
[02:46.39] |
My eyes! wǒ yào xiā le |
[02:49.43] |
It' s okay! fēi bǐ, méi shì de |
[02:50.73] |
They' re doing it! I know! bù! tā men gǎo zài yì qǐ wǒ zhī dào |
[02:52.90] |
I know! You know? wǒ zhī dào nǐ zhī dào? |
[02:55.17] |
Yes, I know it. Joey knows, but Ross doesn' t, so stop screaming! duì, wǒ zhī dào, qiáo yī yě zhī dào dàn luó sī bù zhī dào suǒ yǐ nǐ bié zài jiào le |
[02:59.51] |
What' s going on? zěn me le? |
[03:03.68] |
What? Nothing! zěn me le? méi shì |
[03:05.28] |
We are so excited that you' ll get this apartment! wǒ men zhǐ shì hǎo xīng fèn nǐ yào bān lái zhè lǐ |
[03:08.82] |
Looks really good. zhè lǐ dí què hěn bàng |
[03:10.05] |
Looks pretty good! fēi cháng bàng |
[03:13.02] |
Get in here! Come on! kuài guò lái a |
[03:20.56] |
zhōng yāng kā fēi guǎn |
[03:22.26] |
You mean whenever Monica and Chandler... nǐ shì shuō měi cì mó nī kǎ hé qián dé |
[03:24.87] |
... were doing laundry or going grocery shopping? qù xǐ yī fú huò mǎi dōng xi huò.... |
[03:28.27] |
The time Monica spent on the phone with Linda from camp? tā měi cì gēn shāng xīn de lín dá jiǎng diàn huà |
[03:31.61] |
Doing it, doing it, phone, doing it. |
[03:35.01] |
I can' t believe it! zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn |
[03:37.01] |
I think it' s great. For him. zhēn shì tài hǎo le duì nán fāng lái shuō |
[03:39.68] |
She could do better. nǚ fāng kě yǐ yǒu gèng hǎo de duì xiàng |
[03:43.25] |
Hey, you guys. nǐ men hǎo |
[03:44.52] |
Come here! What? qiáo yī, kuài guò lái zěn yàng? |
[03:46.09] |
Phoebe found out about Monica and Chandler. fēi bǐ fā xiàn mó nī kǎ hé qián dé de shì le |
[03:48.56] |
You mean how they' re friends and nothing more? jiù shì tā men shì péng yǒu, rú cǐ ér yǐ? |
[03:53.36] |
Joey, she knows. bù, qiáo yī, tā zhī dào le |
[03:55.03] |
We saw them doing it through the window. |
[03:58.97] |
Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window. yīng gāi shuō shì kào zhe chuāng hù zài zuò |
[04:04.01] |
We saw them fornicating. wǒ men kàn dào tā men sī tōng |
[04:08.71] |
So they know you know, and they don' t know that Rachel knows? tā men zhī dào nǐ zhī dào dàn shì bù zhī dào ruì qiū zhī dào? |
[04:12.31] |
Yes, but it doesn' t matter who knows what. duì, dàn xiàn zài zhèi xiē dōu bù zhòng yào le |
[04:15.92] |
Now enough of us know that we could just tell them we know. wǒ men yǒu sān ge rén zhī dào jiù kě yǐ gào sù tā men le |
[04:19.32] |
All the lying and the secrets will finally be over. wǒ zài yě bù bì wèi le bǎo mì ér shuō huǎng le |
[04:22.59] |
Or, we could not tell them we know, and have a little fun. huò zhě wǒ men yě kě yǐ bù gào sù tā men zì jǐ lái zhǎo diǎn lè zǐ |
[04:28.40] |
What do you mean? shén me yì sī? |
[04:29.73] |
If they say they are doing laundry, we' ll give them laundry to do. pì rú měi cì tā men shuō yào xǐ yī fú wǒ men jiù gěi tā men yī duī yī fú xǐ |
[04:35.47] |
I would enjoy that. wǒ xǐ huān |
[04:38.14] |
You know what would be even more fun? Telling them. nǐ zhī dào zěn yàng gèng hǎo wán? gào sù tā men |
[04:42.41] |
That doesn' t sound like fun. So we' ll make it fun. tīng qǐ lái bù hǎo wán nà jiù ràng tā biàn hǎo wán |
[04:45.45] |
We' ll do it like a barbershop quartet! wǒ men kě yǐ xué lǐ fà diàn sì chóng chàng |
[04:48.65] |
We know, we know, we know wǒ men zhī dào |
[04:54.42] |
No, I want to do Phoebe' s thing. bù, wǒ xiǎng zhào fēi bǐ de zuò fǎ |
[04:56.59] |
I can' t take wǒ méi bàn fǎ zài |
[04:57.76] |
You don' t have to do anything. Just don' t tell them we know. nǐ zhǐ yào bié shuō wǒ men zhī dào jiù xíng le |
[05:01.46] |
No. I can' t take anymore secrets. bú yào, wǒ méi bàn fǎ zài bǎo mì le |
[05:03.56] |
I got your secrets, their secrets, secrets of my own. wǒ yǒu nǐ men de mì mì, tā men de mì mì hái yǒu wǒ zì jǐ de mì mì |
[05:08.60] |
You don' t have any secrets. nǐ cái méi yǒu mì mì |
[05:11.61] |
Well, you don' t know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal. shì ma? nǐ jiù bù zhī dào wǒ yǒu gè qǐ é bào zhěn jiào bào bǎo |
[05:21.62] |
How are we going to mess with them? suǒ yǐ wǒ men yào zěn me shuǎ tā men? |
[05:24.52] |
You could use your position as the roommate. nǐ kě yǐ lì yòng shì yǒu de shēn fèn |
[05:27.26] |
And I would use the strongest tool at my disposal. wǒ jiù yùn yòng wǒ zuì dà de běn qián |
[05:31.13] |
My sexuality. wǒ de xìng gǎn |
[05:33.86] |
Hello, children. hái zi men |
[05:36.90] |
Watch. Learn. And don' t eat my cookie. zǐ xì kàn, xué zhe diǎn bié chī wǒ de bǐng gān |
[05:43.94] |
That jacket looks great on you. nǐ chuān zhè jiàn wài tào zhēn hǎo kàn |
[05:47.21] |
Really? The material is so soft. shì ma? zhè gè liào zi mō qǐ lái hǎo ruǎn |
[05:49.61] |
Hello, Mr. Bicep. èr tóu jī xiān shēng |
[05:53.95] |
You' re working out? nǐ yǒu zài jiàn shēn ma? |
[05:55.32] |
I try to squeeze things. wǒ yǒu zài jǐ yá gāo |
[06:03.73] |
Are you okay? nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
[06:05.33] |
If you really want to know rú guǒ nǐ zhēn de xiǎng zhī dào |
[06:07.73] |
I can' t tell you this. wǒ bù néng gào sù nǐ |
[06:10.23] |
You can tell me anything. fēi bǐ, nǐ shén me dōu kě yǐ gào sù wǒ |
[06:12.17] |
Actually, you are the one person I can' t tell this to. shì shí shàng wǒ jiù shì bù néng gào sù nǐ |
[06:15.60] |
And the one person I want to the most. dàn wǒ yòu zuì xiǎng gào sù nǐ |
[06:20.94] |
What' s going on? zěn me le? |
[06:23.34] |
I just haven' t been with a guy in so long... yīn wèi wǒ hěn jiǔ méi gēn nán rén zài yì qǐ le |
[06:26.81] |
... and sometimes you' re looking for something... yǒu shí nǐ yī zhí xún xún mì mì |
[06:29.62] |
... and it' s right there in front of you, sipping coffee.... què méi fā xiàn tā jiù zài nǐ yǎn qián hē kā fēi |
[06:33.52] |
Oh, no. Have I said too much? wǒ shuō tài duō le ma? |
[06:38.33] |
Just something to think about. I know I will. zǒng zhī nǐ kǎo lǜ yī xià, wǒ jiù huì kǎo lǜ |
[06:54.78] |
You are so cute. nǐ hǎo kě ài |
[06:57.01] |
How did you get to be so cute? nǐ zěn me huì zhè me kě ài? |
[06:59.61] |
My grandfather was Swedish. wǒ yé ye shì ruì diǎn rén |
[07:02.05] |
And my grandmother was a tiny little bunny. wǒ nǎi nǎi qí shí shì zhǐ mǔ zhǐ tù |
[07:06.49] |
Now you' re even cuter. nǐ biàn de gèng kě ài le |
[07:09.86] |
You know, that is a popular opinion today, I must say. What? zhè jiǎn zhí shì jīn tiān de mín yì shén me? |
[07:14.36] |
The weirdest thing happened at the coffeehouse. jīn tiān zài kā fēi guǎn yǒu yī jiàn guài shì |
[07:17.23] |
I think Phoebe was hitting on me. wǒ jué de fēi bǐ zài diào wǒ |
[07:20.07] |
What are you talking about? nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? |
[07:21.85] |
I' m telling you I think Phoebe thinks I' m foxy. shì zhēn de, fēi bǐ jué de wǒ hěn yǒu mèi lì |
[07:27.81] |
It' s not possible. bù kě néng |
[07:33.25] |
I' m sorry, Phoebe' s just always thought you were charming... bào qiàn, zhǐ shì zài fēi bǐ yǎn zhōng |
[07:36.88] |
... in a sexless kind of way. nǐ de mí rén shì wú xìng de |
[07:39.25] |
You know, I can' t hear that enough. zhè zhǒng huà zhēn shì bǎi tīng bù yàn |
[07:43.42] |
I' m sorry, I just think you misunderstood her. bào qiàn, nǐ yīng gāi wù jiě tā de yì sī le |
[07:45.89] |
No, I didn' t, okay? She was all over me. wǒ méi yǒu wù jiě, hǎo ma? tā zhǐ chà méi pū shàng lái |
[07:48.76] |
She touched my bicep, for crying out loud. tā hái mō wǒ de èr tóu jī jiān jiào |
[07:51.73] |
This bicep? zhè gè èr tóu jī? |
[07:53.23] |
Well, it' s not flexed right now. shì wǒ xiàn zài méi jǐ tā |
[07:59.74] |
Why is it so hard for you to believe that Phoebe could be attracted to me? wèi shí me nǐ zhè me nán xiāng xìn fēi bǐ duì wǒ yǒu yì sī? |
[08:02.88] |
It' s not. wǒ méi yǒu a |
[08:04.61] |
All the girls are attracted to you. nǚ shēng dōu huì duì nǐ yǒu yì sī |
[08:07.62] |
You' re part bunny. nǐ yǒu mǔ zhǐ tù de xuè tǒng |
[08:14.86] |
Mon, What are you doing now? you want to come see a movie with us? mó nī kǎ, nǐ yào gàn shén me? yào bú yào yì qǐ qù kàn diàn yǐng? |
[08:18.63] |
Actually, I was going to do some laundry. shì shí shàng wǒ zhèng yào qù xǐ yī fú |
[08:24.17] |
Want to do it with me? qián dé, yào bú yào yì qǐ qù? |
[08:25.73] |
Sure, I' ll do it with you. hǎo a, wǒ gēn nǐ yì qǐ qù |
[08:29.04] |
Okay, great. Hold on a second. tài hǎo le, děng yī xià |
[08:34.18] |
Here you go. ná qù |
[08:36.71] |
That would really help me out a lot. Thanks. bù jiè yì ba? zhè yàng wǒ jiù qīng sōng duō le xiè xiè |
[08:41.05] |
You know what? I don' t have enough quarters. wǒ de yìng bì yīng gāi bù gòu |
[08:43.75] |
I have quarters! wǒ zhè lǐ yǒu |
[08:49.92] |
Great. Now we can do laundry all night. All night laundry! tài hǎo le wǒ men kě yǐ xǐ yī zhěng wǎn de yī fú le |
[08:56.00] |
Hey, any word on the apartment yet? luó sī, gōng yù shēn qǐng dé zěn yàng? |
[08:58.43] |
I called there, and it turns out Naked Guy is subletting it. |
[09:02.27] |
He' s already had 100 applicants. ér qiě yǐ jīng yǒu yī dà duī shēn qǐng zhě |
[09:04.27] |
Oh, man. No, no, it' s okay. méi guān xì |
[09:06.37] |
Because you know what the difference between them and me is? wǒ gēn tā men de chā bié shì |
[09:10.11] |
Your history of bedwetting? nǐ yǒu niào chuáng de lì shǐ? |
[09:12.95] |
Hey, I trusted you, man! nǐ zěn me kě yǐ shuō chū lái |
[09:17.08] |
Anyway, the difference is... zǒng zhī chā bié shì... |
[09:19.32] |
... I' ve got the edge. wǒ zhàn le yōu shì |
[09:20.89] |
It' s not exactly ethical, but I sent him a bribe... wǒ zhī dào zhè yàng yǒu diǎn jiān zhà dàn wǒ sòng le diǎn dōng xī... |
[09:23.89] |
... to tip the scales in my direction. ... qù huì lù tā |
[09:26.66] |
You can see it from the window. cóng chuāng hù gǎo bù hǎo kàn de dào |
[09:31.40] |
Is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it? No. shì nà gè dǎ le hú dié jié de dàn zhū tái ma bú shì |
[09:36.60] |
That new mountain bike? No. nà liàng xīn de dēng shān chē? bú shì |
[09:41.58] |
What did you send? nà nǐ sòng shén me? |
[09:43.11] |
A basket of mini muffins. yī lán xiǎo yīng shì sōng bǐng |
[09:47.01] |
There' s a whole table of them. Which one did you send? dàn zhuō shàng quán dōu shì xiǎo yīng shì sōng bǐng nǎ yī lán shì nǐ sòng de? |
[09:51.55] |
The small one. xiǎo de nà yī lán |
[09:54.36] |
You actually thought that basket was going to get you the apartment? shén me? nǐ zhēn yǐ wéi nà lán sōng bǐng néng bāng nǐ zhēng qǔ dào gōng yù? |
[09:59.46] |
Someone sent us a basket at work, and people went crazy over those muffins. duì, wǒ men bàn gōng shì céng jīng shōu dào yī lán dà jiā dōu ài dé bù dé le |
[10:04.40] |
It was the best day. nà tiān zhēn de hěn gāo xìng |
[10:06.27] |
Your work makes me sad. nǐ de gōng zuò ràng wǒ jué de hǎo bēi cǎn |
[10:09.97] |
Oh, man, I want that place so much! zhēn shi de, wǒ hǎo xiǎng yào nà céng gōng yù |
[10:13.24] |
And I was so sure that was going to work. wǒ hái yǐ wéi yí dìng huì chéng gōng |
[10:16.21] |
There' s 12 bucks I' ll never see again. nà 12 kuài suàn shì diū dào shuǐ lǐ le |
[10:20.15] |
We' d better go if we want to catch that movie. fēi bǐ, xiǎng kàn diàn yǐng jiù dé kuài le |
[10:23.42] |
Bye. zài jiàn |
[10:25.25] |
Bye, Chandler. I miss you already. qián dé zài jiàn, wǒ yǐ jīng kāi shǐ xiǎng nǐ le |
[10:33.29] |
Did you see that? The inappropriate, and the pinching? nǐ kàn dào tā diǎ lī diǎ qì hái niē wǒ ma? |
[10:36.40] |
Actually, I did. wǒ kàn dào le |
[10:37.73] |
So do you believe that she' s attracted to me? nǐ xiāng xìn tā duì wǒ yǒu yì sī le ba? |
[10:42.27] |
Oh, my God! She knows about us! tiān na, tā zhī dào wǒ men de shì le? |
[10:45.47] |
Are you serious? zhēn de hái jiǎ de? |
[10:46.64] |
She knows, and she' s trying to freak us out! fēi bǐ zhī dào le, tā xiǎng xià wǒ men |
[10:49.61] |
That' s the only explanation! zhè shì wéi yī de jiě shì |
[10:54.98] |
But what about my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps? |
[10:59.82] |
She knows! tā zhī dào le |
[11:07.80] |
Joey! qiáo yī |
[11:09.43] |
Yeah? zěn yàng? |
[11:12.50] |
Phoebe knows about us. fēi bǐ zhī dào wǒ men de shì le |
[11:14.90] |
I didn' t tell them! wǒ méi gào sù tā men |
[11:16.44] |
Them? tā men? |
[11:17.74] |
Who' s " them"? tā men shì shuí? |
[11:20.44] |
Phoebe and Joey. fēi bǐ hé qiáo yī |
[11:24.98] |
Joey! qiáo yī |
[11:26.55] |
And Rachel. hé ruì qiū |
[11:28.12] |
I would have told you, but I promised not to tell. wǒ xiǎng gào sù nǐ men dàn tā men bī wǒ bù néng shuō |
[11:31.59] |
I' m sorry. tiān na duì bù qǐ, |
[11:32.75] |
But it' s over now, right? nà xiàn zài méi shì le ba? |
[11:34.62] |
You can tell them you know they know, and I can go back to knowing nothing! nǐ men kě yǐ gào sù tā men nǐ men zhī dào le wǒ jiù kě yǐ huī fù wǒ zhuàng kuàng wài de běn shǎi |
[11:40.70] |
Unless chú fēi |
[11:42.30] |
Not " unless"! This must end now! méi yǒu chú fēi, xiàn zài jiù yào liǎo jié |
[11:45.10] |
They think they are so slick messing with us. tā men hái zì yǐ wéi gāo míng |
[11:48.80] |
But they don' t know that we know that they know. tā men bù zhī dào wǒ men zhī dào tā men zhī dào |
[11:53.37] |
So suǒ yǐ |
[11:54.58] |
The messers become the messees! méi cuò, shuǎ rén de biàn chéng bèi shuǎ de |
[12:00.38] |
Come on, you guys. Think how much fun it would be to tell. bài tuō la, shuō chū lái duō hǎo wán |
[12:03.62] |
We know, we know, we know wǒ men zhī dào |
[12:09.09] |
What? shén me? |
[12:11.76] |
Oh, that wasn' t you. duì ō, nǐ men bù zhī dào |
[12:17.87] |
Honey, you got to stop torturing yourself. bù luó sī, bié zài zhé mó zì jǐ le |
[12:20.57] |
Why don' t you find another apartment? nǐ qù zhǎo bié de fáng zi ma |
[12:22.87] |
I' ve already looked at 1000 apartments this month. wǒ zhè gè yuè yǐ jīng kàn le shàng qiān gè fáng zi |
[12:25.91] |
None of them even compares to that one. méi yǒu yī jiān bǐ dé shàng nà yī jiān |
[12:28.41] |
Well, except for one, but I would have had to share it with an Armenian family. yǒu yī jiān bù cuò dàn shì wǒ dé gēn yī jiā yà měi ní yà rén yì qǐ zhù |
[12:33.18] |
Grandma really liked me. nà gè nǎi nǎi hěn xǐ huān wǒ |
[12:36.05] |
But I want Ugly Naked apartment! |
[12:40.19] |
You know what you should do? nǐ zhī dào nǐ yīng gāi zěn me zuò? |
[12:41.69] |
You should find out his hobbies and use that to bond with him. nǐ yīng gāi zhǎo chū tā de shì hào ná lái gēn tā tào jiāo qíng |
[12:46.03] |
Like if I wanted something from Joey... lì rú wǒ duì qiáo yī yǒu suǒ qiú |
[12:48.20] |
... I would strike up a conversation about sandwiches... wǒ jiù huì liáo sān míng zhì |
[12:54.74] |
... or my underwear. huò shì wǒ de nèi yī |
[12:57.44] |
I' m listening. wǒ zài tīng |
[13:01.91] |
That is a great idea! kàn ba hǎo bàng de zhǔ yì |
[13:04.48] |
And I know Ugly Naked Guy because we' ve been watching him for five years. |
[13:09.28] |
So that gives me back my edge! suǒ yǐ wǒ yòu chóng xīn zhàn le shàng fēng |
[13:12.95] |
Let' s see now. He had the trampoline. hǎo, tā yǒu yī zhāng tiào chuáng |
[13:15.89] |
He broke that. bèi tā tiào huài le |
[13:17.12] |
He had gravity boots. He broke those too. tā yǒu yī shuāng chóng lì xuē yě bèi tā chuān huài le |
[13:21.13] |
So he likes to break stuff. suǒ yǐ tā xǐ huān pò huài dōng xī |
[13:26.60] |
I' ve got to go pick up Ben. But I will figure something out. hǎo, wǒ dé qù jiē bān bù guò wǒ huì xiǎng chū lái de |
[13:30.81] |
Didn' t he used to have a cat? tā zhī qián bú shì yǒu yì zhī māo? |
[13:32.84] |
I wouldn' t bring that up. It would bum him out. bié tí nà gè, huì hài tā xīn qíng bù hǎo |
[13:35.81] |
Poor cat never saw that big butt coming. |
[13:41.88] |
wèi? |
[13:44.52] |
Hold on a second, she' s right here. zài, děng yī xià, tā jiù zài páng biān |
[13:46.99] |
It' s Chandler. qián dé zhǎo nǐ |
[13:51.63] |
Hello, you. nǐ hǎo |
[13:53.79] |
Phoebe, I' ve been thinking about you all day. fēi bǐ, wǒ yī zhěng tiān dū zài xiǎng nǐ |
[13:59.83] |
You know that thing you said before? I was intrigued. nǐ zhī qián de tí yì shuō wǒ bù xīn dòng shì piàn rén de |
[14:04.00] |
Really? shì ma? |
[14:05.37] |
Joey won' t be here tonight. duì, qiáo yī wǎn shàng bù zài |
[14:07.27] |
Why don' t you come over? I' ll let you feel my bicep. nǐ yào bú yào guò lái wǒ ràng nǐ mō wǒ de èr tóu jī |
[14:11.31] |
Or maybe more. shèn zhì shì bié de dì fāng |
[14:15.85] |
I' ll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye. wǒ dāi huì zài gěi nǐ dá fù, zài jiàn |
[14:20.39] |
He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more! tiān na, tā zhǎo wǒ qù mō tā de èr tóu jī hé bié de dì fāng |
[14:24.89] |
Are you kidding? No! bú huì ba? shì zhēn de |
[14:26.23] |
I cannot believe he would do that to Mon tā jū rán bēi zhe mó nī kǎ |
[14:37.54] |
Joey? Do they know that we know? qiáo yī, tā men zhī dào wǒ men zhī dào ma? |
[14:41.01] |
No. Joey! bù zhī dào qiáo yī |
[14:43.18] |
They know you know. tā men zhī dào nǐ men zhī dào le |
[14:44.21] |
I knew it! wǒ jiù zhī dào |
[14:47.62] |
I would say," Thank God! Everybody knows! It' s finally over!" wǒ běn lái huì shuō: xiè tiān xiè dì dà jiā dōu zhī dào le, zǒng suàn méi shì le |
[14:51.02] |
But that hasn' t been working for me. dàn měi cì shuō dōu méi yòng |
[14:54.42] |
I cannot believe those two! nà liǎng gè rén zhēn chě |
[14:56.49] |
They thought they could mess with us? Trying to mess with us? tā men yǐ wéi tā men kě yǐ shuǎ wǒ men xiǎng shuǎ wǒ men shì ba? |
[15:02.56] |
They don' t know that we know they know we know. tā men bù zhī dào wǒ men zhī dào tā men zhī dào wǒ men zhī dào le |
[15:07.40] |
Joey, you can' t say anything. qiáo yī, nǐ bù néng shuō |
[15:09.67] |
Couldn' t if I wanted to. wǒ yě bù xiǎng shuō le |
[15:18.38] |
Good evening, sir. I' m Ross Geller. I' m one of the applicants. nǐ hǎo, wǒ shì luó sī gài lēi wǒ yě shēn qǐng yào zū nǐ de fáng zi |
[15:23.48] |
I realize that the competition is fierce but.... wǒ zhī dào jìng zhēng hěn jī liè, dàn shì |
[15:29.19] |
I' m sorry, I can' t help but notice that you' re naked. bào qiàn, wǒ zhù yì dào nǐ guāng zhe shēn tǐ |
[15:37.67] |
I applaud you. wǒ wèi nǐ gǔ zhǎng |
[15:39.50] |
Man, I wish I was naked. wǒ yě hǎo xiǎng guāng zhe shēn tǐ |
[15:42.60] |
I mean, this looks so great. kàn qǐ lái hǎo shū fú |
[15:46.41] |
That is how God intended it. zhè zhèng shì shàng dì zào rén de běn yì |
[15:51.65] |
Look. They' re panicked! nǐ kàn tā men duō huāng |
[15:53.51] |
They' ll totally back down. tā men jué duì huì tuì suō méi cuò |
[15:56.82] |
If he wants a date, he' s going to get a date. hǎo, tā gǎn yuē wǒ jiù gǎn qù |
[15:59.92] |
I' m going to go in. wǒ yào guò qù le |
[16:01.76] |
Be sexy. xìng gǎn yì diǎn |
[16:04.69] |
Please. bài tuō |
[16:17.24] |
I' d love to come by tonight. qián dé, wǒ wǎn shàng kě yǐ guò qù |
[16:23.41] |
Really? zhēn de? |
[16:24.61] |
Absolutely. Say, around 7? dāng rán, jiù 7 diǎn ba? |
[16:28.08] |
Yes. hǎo |
[16:31.20] |
Good. I' m really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse. hěn hǎo wǒ hěn qī dài gēn nǐ fā shēng guān xì |
[16:41.26] |
Hey, check it out! kuài lái kàn! |
[16:42.93] |
Naked Guy' s got a naked friend. |
[16:51.11] |
Oh, yeah. zhēn de |
[16:53.87] |
Oh, my God! That' s our friend! tiān na, nà shi wǒ men de péng yǒu |
[16:57.98] |
It' s Naked Ross! shì luó sī |
[17:03.85] |
Would you like another mini muffin? nǐ hái yào xiǎo yīng shì sōng bǐng ma? |
[17:06.49] |
Try the blueberry, they' re delicious. chī chī kàn lán méi kǒu wèi, hěn hǎo chī |
[17:16.76] |
Showtime! shàng chǎng luó |
[17:18.93] |
Rachel, get me perfume. Ok. ruì qiū, ná xiāng shuǐ lái hǎo |
[17:20.70] |
Joey, can you get me a bottle of wine and glasses? qiáo yī, bāng wǒ ná yī píng jiǔ liǎng gè jiǔ bēi |
[17:31.98] |
All right, thanks, but glasses that do not have handles and that are glass. xiè xiè, dàn wǒ yào de shì méi bǎ shǒu de bō lí bēi |
[17:37.12] |
And wine that is not olive oil. wǒ yào jiǔ bú yào gǎn lǎn yóu |
[17:41.62] |
You just make her think you want to have sex with her and it will freak her out. fàng xīn hǎo le zhǐ yào ràng tā yǐ wéi nǐ xiǎng gēn tā tā jué duì huì xià dào |
[17:47.66] |
How far am I gonna have to go with her? wǒ dào dǐ dé chēng dào shén me chéng dù? |
[17:50.20] |
Relax, she' ll give in way before you do. bié jǐn zhāng, tā huì bǐ nǐ xiān tóu xiáng |
[17:52.33] |
How do you know? nǐ zěn me zhī dào? |
[17:53.53] |
Because you' re on my team. My team always wins. yīn wèi nǐ gēn wǒ tóng yī duì wǒ zhè yī duì zǒng shì yíng |
[17:58.21] |
At this? yíng zhè zhǒng shì? |
[18:00.71] |
Just go get some! Go! zǒng zhī qù xià tā, kuài qù |
[18:05.31] |
Now, I' m going to try to listen from right here. hǎo, wǒ huì zhàn zài mén wài tīng hǎo |
[18:08.22] |
Oh, wait. děng yī xià |
[18:10.15] |
Good idea. hǎo zhǔ yì |
[18:11.65] |
Don' t give away the farm. děng děng bié bǎ liào dōu bào guāng le |
[18:20.29] |
fēi bǐ |
[18:23.93] |
Come on in. qián dé jìn lái ba |
[18:26.43] |
I was going to. wǒ zhèng yào jìn qù |
[18:30.57] |
I brought some wine. Would you like some? wǒ dài le jiǔ lái, nǐ yào ma? |
[18:33.07] |
Sure. hǎo a |
[18:42.42] |
So here we are. zǒng suàn yào kāi shǐ le |
[18:44.12] |
Nervous? jǐn zhāng ma? |
[18:45.42] |
Me? No. You? wǒ? bú huì, nǐ ne? |
[18:47.72] |
I want this to happen. bú huì, zhè yàng zhèng hé wǒ yì |
[18:51.36] |
So do l. wǒ yě shì |
[19:06.41] |
I' m going to put on some music. wǒ qù fàng diǎn yīn yuè |
[19:15.48] |
Joey likes to scare the duck. qiáo yī xǐ huān xià yā zǐ |
[19:21.12] |
Maybe I' ll dance for you. wǒ tiào wǔ gěi nǐ kàn hǎo le |
[19:42.24] |
You look good. nǐ zhēn měi |
[19:45.41] |
Thanks. xiè xiè |
[19:47.41] |
You know, when you say things like that, it makes me... nǐ shuō zhè zhǒng huà ràng wǒ... |
[19:51.59] |
... want to rip that sweater vest right off. hǎo xiǎng chě diào nǐ de máo yī bèi xīn |
[19:57.19] |
Why don' t we move into the bedroom? bù rú jìn fáng lǐ zài shuō ba? |
[19:59.26] |
Really? zhēn de ma? |
[20:00.46] |
Do you not want to? nǐ bù xiǎng ma? |
[20:04.20] |
First I want to take off all my clothes... bú shì, zhǐ shì wǒ xiǎng xiān tuō diào yī fú |
[20:07.53] |
... and have you rub lotion on me. ràng nǐ tì wǒ cā rǔ yè |
[20:11.81] |
That would be nice. tīng qǐ lái bù cuò |
[20:16.48] |
I' ll go get the lotion. wǒ qù ná rǔ yè |
[20:22.38] |
It' s way out of hand. She wants me to put lotion on her! qíng kuàng wán quán shī kòng le tā yào wǒ bāng tā cā rǔ yè |
[20:25.69] |
She' s bluffing! She' s not backing down. tā zài hǔ nǐ tā méi dǎ suàn fàng qì |
[20:28.62] |
She went like this tā hái zhè yàng |
[20:32.56] |
He' s not backing down. He went to get lotion. tā méi dǎ suàn fàng qì, tā qù ná rǔ yè le |
[20:35.66] |
It' s Chandler. You can take him. tā shì qián dé, nǐ kě yǐ gǎo dìng tā |
[20:37.97] |
Come on. Don' t you remember when you made him cry using only your words? hái jì de nǐ céng jīng bǎ tā mà kū ma? |
[20:44.87] |
Aren' t you guys done yet? zhēn shi de, nǐ men hái méi hǎo ma? |
[20:47.11] |
I want to sit in my chair! wǒ xiǎng zuò wǒ de yǐ zi |
[20:50.21] |
The sooner Phoebe breaks him, the sooner it' s over and out in the open. qiáo yī, fēi bǐ yī tū pò qián dé de xīn fáng zhè yī qiè jiù jié shù gōng kāi le |
[20:55.52] |
I like that. wǒ xǐ huān |
[20:58.12] |
Show him your bra. He' s afraid of bras. Can' t work them. wǒ zhī dào, ràng tā kàn nǐ de xiōng zhào tā pà xiōng zhào, tā jiě bù kāi |
[21:02.76] |
Joey! qiáo yī |
[21:09.36] |
You didn' t rip off any buttons. nǐ méi bǎ kòu zǐ dōu tiāo kāi |
[21:12.13] |
It' s not my first time. lǎo jīng yàn le |
[21:16.04] |
Go back there and seduce her till she cracks! nǐ gěi wǒ huí qù, sè yòu tā ràng tā qū fú |
[21:19.14] |
Give me a second. hǎo, děng yī xià |
[21:21.48] |
Did you clean up in here? Of course! nǐ dǎ sǎo guò ma? dāng rán! |
[21:30.28] |
You' re going? nǐ yào zǒu le? |
[21:31.95] |
Not without you, lover. chú fēi nǐ gēn wǒ zǒu, ài rén |
[21:39.06] |
So this is my bra. zhè shì wǒ de nèi yī |
[21:45.83] |
It' s very, very nice. hěn hǎo kàn |
[21:50.10] |
Well, come here. guò lái |
[21:52.84] |
I' m very happy we' re going to have all the sex. wǒ hěn gāo xìng wǒ men yào shuì jiào le |
[21:57.18] |
You should be. I' m very bendy. nǐ shì gāi gāo xìng, wǒ de shēn tǐ hěn róu ruǎn |
[22:05.32] |
I' ll kiss you now. wǒ yào wěn nǐ le |
[22:06.85] |
Not if I kiss you first. chú fēi wǒ xiān wěn nǐ |
[22:28.98] |
I guess there' s nothing left for us to do but kiss. jiē xià lái jiù zhǐ néng jiē wěn le |
[22:32.78] |
Here it comes. zhōng yú lái le |
[22:35.68] |
Our first kiss. wǒ men de chū wěn |
[22:47.66] |
You win! hǎo, nǐ yíng le |
[22:49.93] |
I can' t have sex with you! wǒ bù néng gēn nǐ shàng shuì jiào |
[22:51.10] |
And why not? I' m in love with Monica! wèi shí me? yīn wèi wǒ ài mó nī kǎ |
[22:53.37] |
You' re what? nǐ shén me? |
[22:57.07] |
Love her! That' s right! méi cuò, wǒ ài tā |
[22:58.47] |
I... LOVE... HER! wǒ, ài tā |
[22:59.91] |
I love her! wǒ ài tā! |
[23:06.88] |
I love you, Monica. wǒ ài nǐ, mó nī kǎ |
[23:09.62] |
I love you too, Chandler. wǒ yě ài nǐ, qián dé |
[23:17.32] |
I thought you were doing it. I didn' t know you were in love! wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ men zhǐ shì gǎo zài yì qǐ wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ men xiāng ài |
[23:23.56] |
Dude! xiōng dì |
[23:26.73] |
Hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. xiàng fēi bǐ zhì jìng, qiáng jìng de duì shǒu |
[23:31.17] |
May I say your breasts are still showing. cǐ wài nǐ de xiōng bù hái liàng zài wài miàn |
[23:33.61] |
God. tiān na |
[23:35.98] |
All right! So that' s it? jiù zhè yàng |
[23:37.78] |
It' s over. Everybody knows! jié shù le dà jiā dōu zhī dào le |
[23:39.71] |
Actually, Ross doesn' t. luó sī hái bù zhī dào |
[23:41.48] |
We' d appreciate it if no one told him yet. duì, qǐng nǐ men xiān bié gào sù tā |
[23:52.19] |
Well, here it is. jiù shì zhè lǐ |
[23:53.93] |
A new place for a new Ross. xīn luó sī de xīn jiā |
[23:56.23] |
I' ll have you and the guys from work over, once it' s furnished. wǒ yī bù zhì hǎo jiù qǐng nǐ hé tóng shì lái zuò |
[24:00.23] |
I must say it' s nice to see you back on your feet. hěn gāo xìng kàn dào nǐ chóng xīn zhèn zuò |
[24:02.60] |
I am that, and the whole rage thing is definitely behind me. wǒ shì zhèn zuò le pí qi bào zào de shì dōu guò qù le |
[24:06.81] |
I wonder if it' s time for you to rejoin our museum team? nǐ shì bú shì gāi huí guǎn lǐ shàng bān le? |
[24:10.14] |
That would be great. nà jiù tài hǎo le |
[24:11.78] |
I am totally ready to come back to work. I... wǒ yǐ jīng zhǔn bèi hǎo chóng huí gǎng wèi, wǒ |
[24:16.72] |
What? No! shén me? bù |
[24:21.15] |
What are you doing? nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
[24:24.26] |
Get off my sister! bié yā zhe wǒ mèi mei |