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Chandler! Chandler! qián dé! qián dé |
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I saw what you were doing in the window! qián dé, wǒ cóng chuāng hù kàn jiàn le |
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I saw what you' re doing to my sister! Get out here! wǒ kàn jiàn nǐ zài duì wǒ mèi zuò shí mǒ le nǐ gěi wǒ chū lái |
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Listen, we had a good run. tīng zhe, wǒ men wán de hěn kāi xīn |
| [00:17.88] |
What was it? Four, five months? zǒng gòng 4 gè yuè? 5 gè yuè? |
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That' s more than most people have in a lifetime. Goodbye. bǐ hěn duō rén yī bèi zi jiā qǐ lái dōu jiǔ zài jiàn, bǎo zhòng, zài jiàn le |
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What are you doing? I am going on the lam. nǐ gàn shén me? wǒ yào luò pǎo |
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Come on, Chandler. I can handle Ross. guò lái, wǒ yìng fù dé le luó sī |
| [00:32.16] |
Hold on! děng yī xià |
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Hey, Ross. What' s up, bro? luó sī lǎo gē, nǐ hǎo ma? |
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What the hell are you doing? nǐ gàn le shén me hǎo shì? |
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What' s going on? fā shēng shén me shì le? |
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I think Ross knows about me and Monica. wǒ xiǎng luó sī fā xiàn wǒ hé mó nī kǎ de shì le |
| [00:51.21] |
Dude, he' s right there. tā rén jiù zài nà li |
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I thought you were my best friend! This is my sister! wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ shì wǒ zuì hǎo de péng yǒu zhè shì wǒ mèi mei |
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My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this! wǒ zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu hé wǒ mèi mei wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn |
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We' re not just messing around. I love her. wǒ men bú shì wán wán ér yǐ, wǒ ài tā |
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I' m in love with her. wǒ ài zhe tā |
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I' m so sorry that you had to find out this way. bào qiàn ràng nǐ zhè yàng fā xiàn |
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I' m sorry, but it' s true. I love him too. duì bù qǐ, dàn shì zhēn de, wǒ yě ài tā |
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My best friend and my sister! wǒ zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu hé wǒ mèi mei |
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I cannot believe this! wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn |
| [01:33.19] |
You guys want to probably get some hugs in too. Big news! nǐ men yě xiǎng bào bào ba? dà xiāo xī ō |
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We' ve actually known for a while. wǒ men zhī dào yī zhèn zi le |
| [01:44.60] |
What? You guys knew? shén me? nǐ men zhī dào? |
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You all knew and you didn' t tell me? nǐ men dōu zhī dào, què méi gào sù wǒ? |
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We were worried about you. We didn' t know how you were going to react. wǒ men hěn dān xīn nǐ bù zhī dào nǐ huì yǒu shén me fǎn yìng |
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You were worried about me? nǐ men dān xīn wǒ? |
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You didn' t know how I' d react? bù zhī dào wǒ huì yǒu shén me fǎn yìng? |
| [02:06.72] |
Okay. All right. hǎo ba |
| [02:09.26] |
Let' s clear out of here and let these lovebirds get back to business. wǒ men yào bú yào qīng gè chǎng ràng zhè duì xiǎo qíng rén jì xù bàn shì? |
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I' m just talking here. He' s the one doing your sister. wǒ zhǐ shì shuō shuō, shàng nǐ mèi mei de shì tā |
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The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey běn jí bō chū:" qíng hǎi shēng bō" |
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" zhōng yāng kā fēi guǎn" |
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You know what I just realized? nǐ men cāi wǒ xiǎng dào shén me |
| [03:02.64] |
If you guys have kids yào shì nǐ men shēng le xiǎo hái |
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We' re having kids? wǒ men shēng xiǎo hái? |
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I call godfather! jiào fù shì wǒ de |
| [03:08.85] |
You can' t just call godfather. nǎ néng zhè yàng yòng shuō de |
| [03:12.62] |
Shouldn' t her brother be godfather? nǐ bù jué de yīng gāi yóu tā gē ge dāng ma? |
| [03:15.22] |
Sure. If you cared enough to call it first. dāng rán, nǐ yǒu xīn jiù yīng gāi xiān hǎn |
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You' re a few steps ahead of us. Big zero gravity moon steps. nǐ men xiǎng dé tài yuǎn le shí wàn bā qiān lǐ de yuǎn |
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I just thought of the greatest wedding gift. wǒ gāng xiǎng dào yí yàng zuì bàng de jié hūn lǐ wù |
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I' ll go in on that with you. I couldn' t decide. wǒ gēn nǐ sòng, wǒ shén me dōu xiǎng bú dào |
| [03:32.47] |
Hey, Katie. kǎi dì |
| [03:34.04] |
This is Katie. gè wèi, zhè shì kǎi dì |
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You ready to go? kě yǐ zǒu le ma? |
| [03:37.08] |
I' ll run to the bathroom. kě yǐ, wǒ xiān shàng ge cè suǒ wǎng hòu zǒu |
| [03:39.18] |
Where' s lunch? wǒ men wǔ cān yào chī shén me? |
| [03:40.42] |
I was thinking Chinese food. wǒ xiǎng chī zhōng guó cài |
| [03:42.48] |
I love Chinese! wǒ zuì ài chī zhōng guó cài le |
| [03:44.15] |
How did you know I love Chinese? nǐ zěn me zhī dào wǒ ài chī zhōng guó cài? |
| [03:50.43] |
She is so cute. tā zhēn kě ài, |
| [03:52.09] |
You could fit her in your pocket. kě yǐ sāi jìn kǒu dài lǐ |
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She could fit in that little pocket inside the pocket. kě yǐ sāi jìn kǒu dài de xiǎo kǒu dài lǐ |
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I don' t know. I like her a lot, and she' s really nice, but.... wǒ bù zhī dào, wǒ hěn xǐ huān tā tā rén hěn hǎo, dàn shì |
| [04:05.01] |
But what? dàn shì zěn yàng? |
| [04:08.28] |
She keeps punching me. tā lǎo ài dǎ wǒ |
| [04:12.31] |
In the cute, little sweet way she just did? yòng tā gāng cái nà zhǒng kě ài de fāng shì? |
| [04:15.35] |
It' s a lot harder than it looks. lì dào bǐ biǎo miàn shàng dà duō le, hǎo ma? |
| [04:19.02] |
She' s hurting me. tā bǎ wǒ dǎ tòng le |
| [04:21.96] |
I know what you need. You need a bodyguard. wǒ zhī dào le, nǐ xū yào bǎo biāo |
| [04:24.89] |
What is Ben doing after preschool? luó sī, bān xià kè zhī hòu yǒu shì ma? |
| [04:29.13] |
Joey is having a problem. A little girl is beating him up. bié zhè yàng, qiáo yī yǒu fán nǎo tā bèi gè xiǎo nǚ hái zòu le |
| [04:35.14] |
Joey, come here. qiáo yī, guò lái |
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Honey, I know. This must be really difficult for you, and wǒ zhī dào nǐ yí dìng fēi cháng nán shòu |
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I' m sorry, am I hurting you? bào qiàn, wǒ wò tòng nǐ le ma? |
| [04:53.59] |
I brought you some housewarming gifts. wǒ dài le qiáo qiān zhī lǐ lái |
| [04:55.99] |
Salt, so your life always has flavor. yán, ràng nǐ de shēng huó yǒu wèi |
| [04:59.09] |
Bread, so you never go hungry. miàn bāo, ràng nǐ yǒng bù jī è |
| [05:02.23] |
And a scented candle for the bathroom. yù shì yòng xiāng jīng là zhú |
| [05:05.17] |
Because, well, you know. nǐ zhī dào de |
| [05:08.54] |
Thanks. Thanks. And thanks, I guess. xiè xiè, xiè xiè zài cì gǎn xiè |
| [05:14.24] |
Welcome. I' m Steve Cera, president of the tenants' committee. huān yíng nǐ bān jìn lái wǒ shì shǐ tí fū shā là, guǎn wěi huì zhǔ xí |
| [05:18.11] |
Ross Geller. And this is my friend Phoebe. nǐ hǎo, wǒ shì luó sī gài lēi zhè shì wǒ péng yǒu fēi bǐ |
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Mr. President. nǐ hǎo zhǔ xí xiān shēng |
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I came to talk to you about Howard. wǒ lái gēn nǐ tán huò huá de shì |
| [05:28.76] |
He is the handyman who' s retiring next week. huò huá? tā shì zhè lǐ de zá gōng, xià xīng qī tuì xiū |
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Everyone who lives here is kicking in 100 as a kind of a thank you. zhè lǐ de zhù hù jué dìng měi rén jiāo 1 bǎi yuán gǎn xiè tā duō nián lái de xīn láo |
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That' s nice. zhēn yǒu rén qíng wèi |
| [05:38.20] |
Yeah. So, do you want to give me a check? shì a, suǒ yǐ nǐ xiǎng kāi zhī piào hái shì |
| [05:43.97] |
Not now. You can slip it under my door. nǐ bù bì xiàn zài gěi wǒ nǐ kě yǐ sāi jìn wǒ jiā mén kǒu |
| [05:46.71] |
No, it' s not that. bú shì nà yàng de |
| [05:48.64] |
I just moved in. wǒ cái gāng bān lái |
| [05:52.31] |
Well, the guy' s worked here for 25 years. tā zài zhè lǐ gōng zuò le 25 nián |
| [05:55.65] |
Yes, but I' ve lived here for 25 minutes. dàn wǒ cái bān jìn lái 25 fēn zhōng |
| [06:02.12] |
Okay, I get it. hǎo, wǒ dǒng le |
| [06:04.49] |
Wait! Look, I' m sorry, it' s just I' ve never even met Howard. děng děng, wǒ hěn bào qiàn dàn wǒ shèn zhì méi jiàn guò huò huá |
| [06:09.43] |
I mean, I don' t know Howard. wǒ bù rèn shi huò huá |
| [06:12.07] |
Howard' s the handyman. huò huá shì zá wù gōng rén |
| [06:15.77] |
Yes, but to me, he' s just " man." dàn duì wǒ lái shuō tā zhǐ shì gè rén |
| [06:20.31] |
Okay. Fine. Whatever. hǎo, suí biàn |
| [06:23.51] |
Welcome to the building. huān yíng nǐ bān jìn lái |
| [06:28.58] |
Can you believe that guy? zhēn shì yǒu gòu chě de |
| [06:31.02] |
I really like his glasses. shì a, wǒ hěn xǐ huān tā de yǎn jìng |
| [06:38.76] |
So then President Steve told everyone I was a cheapskate... shǐ tí fū zhǔ xí féng rén jiù shuō wǒ lìn sè |
| [06:42.33] |
... and now the whole building hates me. xiàn zài zhěng dòng lóu de rén dōu tǎo yàn wǒ |
| [06:44.50] |
A little kid spit on my knee. yǒu xiǎo hái cháo wǒ de xī gài tǔ kǒu shuǐ |
| [06:48.40] |
And told me to wipe it off with my 100 bill. hái jiào wǒ yòng bǎi yuán dà chāo qù cā |
| [06:52.51] |
You really should wipe it off with something. nǐ shì gāi cā yī xià |
| [06:57.51] |
You know what? nǐ men cāi zěn yàng? |
| [06:58.75] |
I' ll throw a party. For everyone in the building. wǒ yào bàn yī chǎng pài duì yāo qǐng zhěng dòng lóu de rén |
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And I' ll sit them all down and explain that I am not a bad guy. wǒ yào qǐng tā men zuò xià, gào sù tā men wǒ bú shì huài rén |
| [07:07.39] |
I am not a cheap guy. I' m just a guy... bú shì lìn sè wǒ zhǐ shì gè... |
| [07:10.46] |
... who stands up for what he believes in. ... jiān chí lǐ niàn |
| [07:13.03] |
A man with principles. yǒu yuán zé de rén |
| [07:15.66] |
Sounds like a fun party. tīng qǐ lái zhēn hǎo wán |
| [07:19.53] |
If you want them to like you, why don' t you just pay the 100? luó sī, rú guǒ nǐ xī wàng lín jū xǐ huān nǐ wèi shí me bù fù qián suàn le? |
| [07:23.44] |
The party will cost you more. bàn yī chǎng pài duì gèng huā qián |
| [07:25.44] |
That doesn' t matter! nà bù zhòng yào |
| [07:27.21] |
It' s my principles! We' re talking about my principles! zhè shì yuán zé wèn tí zhòng diǎn shì wǒ de yuán zé |
| [07:31.05] |
I thought it was about your neighbors liking you. hǎo, wǒ yǐ wéi zhòng diǎn shì tǎo lín jū xǐ huān |
| [07:34.52] |
They' ll like me once they come to my awesome party. děng tā men cān jiā guò wǒ de pài duì jiù huì xǐ huān wǒ le |
| [07:40.32] |
I gotta get some nametags. wǒ dé zǒu le, wǒ yào qù mǎi míng pái |
| [07:45.96] |
And that crazy party animal will be your brotherinlaw. nà gè pài duì dòng wù huì shì nǐ de dà jiù zǐ |
| [07:51.03] |
Very funny. But don' t say that to Monica. zhēn yōu mò, dàn bié duì zhe mó nī kǎ jiǎng |
| [07:53.73] |
Don' t put any ideas in her head. bié ràng tā yǒu nèi xiē niàn tou |
| [07:56.47] |
You do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica' s head? qián dé, nǐ yīng gāi zhī dào tā kě néng běn lái jiù yǒu nà zhǒng niàn tou le |
| [08:01.58] |
Why? wèi shí me? |
| [08:04.38] |
Well, because she loves you and because you love her. yīn wèi tā ài nǐ, nǐ yě ài tā |
| [08:08.55] |
Yeah, so? What' s that supposed to mean? nà yòu zěn yàng ne? |
| [08:11.75] |
Don' t freak out! I' m telling you something you already know. nǐ bú yào bèi xià dào wǒ zhǐ shì zài jiǎng nǐ zhī dào de shì |
| [08:15.82] |
She left Richard because he didn' t want to have babies. tā yīn lǐ chá bú yào xiǎo hái ér gēn tā fēn shǒu |
| [08:19.16] |
And she is a woman. And she' s almost 30. And, you know, it' s Monica. tā shì gè nǚ rén, kuài 30 le ér qiě tā shì mó nī kǎ |
| [08:24.70] |
I don' t see it that way. I see two Monicas. wǒ bú shì nà yàng kàn de wǒ kàn dào liǎng gè mó nī kǎ |
| [08:27.17] |
My friend who lives across the hall and wants a lot of babies. péng yǒu de mó nī kǎ zhù zài duì miàn xiǎng shēng yī dà duī xiǎo hái |
| [08:31.74] |
And the new Monica who I started to date. lìng yí gè xīn de mó nī kǎ gāng gēn wǒ jiāo wǎng |
| [08:34.41] |
Now, who is to say what she wants? shuí xiǎo de tā xiǎng yào shén me? |
| [08:38.28] |
I' m right. wǒ shuō de méi cuò |
| [08:40.35] |
Am I right? wǒ shuō de méi cuò ba? |
| [08:43.55] |
Oh, absolutely. dāng rán |
| [08:45.15] |
I' m completely different from Richard. ér qiě qíng kuàng wán quán bù tóng |
| [08:47.29] |
He' s an eye doctor, and I don' t wear glasses. lǐ chá shì yǎn kē yī shēng wǒ lián yǎn jìng dōu méi dài |
| [08:53.06] |
You' re right. nǐ shuō de duì |
| [08:54.43] |
You' re absolutely right. That makes everything different. nǐ shuō de yì diǎn yě méi cuò qíng kuàng què shí wán quán bù tóng |
| [08:59.43] |
It' s not different, is it? yì diǎn yě méi yǒu bù tóng duì ba? |
| [09:01.07] |
Not unless different means " the same." chú fēi bù tóng děng yú yí yàng |
| [09:05.27] |
You were so funny with that waiter. You' re such a nut! nǐ gēn nà gè fú wù shēng hǎo dòu ō nǐ zhēn shì gè fēng zi |
| [09:15.25] |
You know, breadstick fangs are always funny. bàn xī xiě guǐ běn lái jiù hǎo xiào |
| [09:18.45] |
No, you make them funny. You' re the funny one! shì nǐ ràng tā biàn hǎo xiào de, shì nǐ hǎo xiào |
| [09:24.59] |
Look, Katie. Listen, we need to talk, okay? kǎi dì, wǒ men dé gōu tōng yī xià |
| [09:28.56] |
Look, I like you. I really do. I like you a lot. wǒ xǐ huān nǐ, wǒ zhēn de hěn xǐ huān nǐ |
| [09:33.10] |
But sometimes when you playfully punch me like that... dàn dāng nǐ kāi wán xiào dǎ wǒ |
| [09:36.74] |
... it feels like I' m being hit with a very tiny but a very real bat! gǎn jué jiù xiàng bèi yī gēn hěn xiǎo dàn hěn jiē shi de qiú bàng dǎ dào |
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Like I could hurt you. wǒ nǎ néng bǎ nǐ dǎ tòng |
| [09:46.78] |
Are you making fun of my size? nǐ zài qǔ xiào wǒ de shēn cái ma? |
| [09:48.88] |
Don' t make fun of me because of my size! bú yào qǔ xiào wǒ de shēn cái |
| [09:58.29] |
Isn' t this great? zhè zhǒng gǎn jué zhēn hǎo |
| [10:00.80] |
Couldn' t you just stay like this forever? zhēn xiǎng yǒng yuǎn zhè yàng |
| [10:08.24] |
Couldn' t you just stay here forever? qián dé? nǐ xiǎng bù xiǎng yǒng yuǎn zhè yàng? |
| [10:10.44] |
Yeah, here, somewhere else. You know, wherever. zhè yàng, nà yàng, nǎ yàng dōu kě yǐ |
| [10:15.51] |
Are you okay? nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [10:17.01] |
I' m cool. wǒ hěn hǎo |
| [10:18.45] |
Casual. hěn suí xìng |
| [10:20.78] |
What are you doing? nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
| [10:22.48] |
Just hanging out. Having fun with the girl that I' m seeing casually. zhǐ shì suí biàn hùn hùn wán wán gēn nǐ suí xìng de jiāo wǎng |
| [10:28.59] |
Man, I knew it! I knew you' d do this. wǒ jiù zhī dào, wǒ jiù zhī dào nǐ huì zhè yàng |
| [10:31.33] |
What? zěn yàng? |
| [10:32.49] |
Get all freaked out because everybody was joking about marriage! bèi dà jiā tǎo lùn hé kāi wán xiào de shì xià dào |
| [10:36.70] |
Well, you do want all that stuff, right? nǐ dí què xiǎng yào nèi xiē shì ba? |
| [10:40.00] |
You know what I want? nǐ zhī dào wǒ xiǎng yào shén me? |
| [10:41.67] |
Yes! You want babies! You have baby fever! méi cuò, nǐ xiǎng yào xiǎo hái nǐ yǒu hái zi kuáng |
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I do not have baby fever! wǒ cái méi yǒu hái zi kuáng |
| [10:48.04] |
You' re obsessed with babies and marriage... bài tuō, nǐ chāo mí liàn xiǎo hái hé hūn yīn |
| [10:51.18] |
... and everything that' s related to babies and marriage. hé yī qiè gēn xiǎo hái hé hūn yīn yǒu guān de shì |
| [10:55.48] |
Why don' t we turn the heat down on this pressure cooker! wǒ yǒu gè tí yì ràng zhè gè yā lì guō jiǎn yā yī xià ba |
| [11:01.02] |
Have you lost your mind? nǐ fēng le ma? |
| [11:03.12] |
This isn' t about me. This is about you and your weird commitment crap! zhè bú shì wǒ de wèn tí shì nǐ bù gǎn zuò chū chéng nuò |
| [11:07.53] |
I know you. I know the thoughts that you have in your head. shǎo lái, wǒ liáo jiě nǐ wǒ zhī dào nǐ nǎo dài lǐ zài xiǎng shén me |
| [11:12.90] |
You don' t know everything. nǐ bìng fēi shén me dōu zhī dào |
| [11:14.64] |
Did you know I' m going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? nǐ zhī dào wǒ jīn wǎn yào gēn ruì qiū chū qù ma |
| [11:18.31] |
And that the only baby here is you? nǐ zhī dào zuì yòu zhì de shì nǐ ma? |
| [11:20.57] |
Did you know I can' t even look at you now? nǐ zhī dào wǒ lián kàn dōu bù xiǎng kàn nǐ ma? |
| [11:26.21] |
I did not know that. nà wǒ dǎo shì bù zhī dào |
| [11:33.05] |
It' ll be okay, right? She won' t leave me. This is fixable. bú huì yǒu shì ba? tā bú huì lí kāi wǒ ba zhè shì kě yǐ jiě jué de |
| [11:37.39] |
Yeah, sure. Absolutely. dāng rán |
| [11:39.66] |
By me? wǒ kě yǐ jiě jué? |
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Unless you make some big gesture. chú fēi nǐ yǒu dà dòng zuò |
| [11:47.74] |
Big, though. yào fēi cháng dà |
| [11:50.50] |
The missus! nǚ zhǔ jué lái le |
| [11:53.51] |
Gunther, can I get a coffee? ā gān, wǒ yào yī bēi kā fēi |
| [11:56.91] |
To go. wài dài |
| [11:59.75] |
I still don' t want to talk to you. wǒ hái bù xiǎng gēn nǐ shuō huà |
| [12:01.98] |
Tell me how to make things right. gào sù wǒ zěn yàng mí bǔ |
| [12:04.92] |
That' s what we do. shén me? wǒ men dōu zhè yàng |
| [12:06.45] |
I mess up, you tell me how to fix it and I do. wǒ zuò cuò shì nǐ jiào wǒ zěn me bǔ jiù, wǒ bǔ jiù wán |
| [12:09.79] |
And then you think I' m cute again. nǐ yòu jué de wǒ hěn kě ài |
| [12:13.83] |
I' m really tired of being your relationship tutor. wǒ bù xiǎng zài dāng nǐ de ài qíng zhǐ dǎo le |
| [12:17.03] |
Figure this out for yourself. zhè cì nǐ dé zì jǐ xiǎng, hǎo ma? |
| [12:20.20] |
If you' re afraid of a real relationship... rú guǒ nǐ lǎn de hǎo hǎo jīng yíng gǎn qíng |
| [12:22.97] |
... then don' t be in one. jiù bié tán gǎn qíng |
| [12:36.95] |
huān yíng |
| [12:49.16] |
luó sī |
| [12:54.03] |
gài lēi bó shì |
| [13:03.01] |
Howard! Howard! Howard! huò huá huò huá |
| [13:15.76] |
fēi bǐ? fēi bǐ |
| [13:18.19] |
Hi, Ross! luó sī |
| [13:21.26] |
What are you doing here? nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
| [13:23.00] |
I thought this was your party, and it' s a party for Howard. wǒ yǐ wéi zhè shì nǐ de pài duì jié guǒ shì tì huò huá bàn de pài duì |
| [13:26.90] |
He' s the sweetest little man. tā zhēn shì gè lǎo kě ài |
| [13:30.00] |
See you, Phoebe. And thanks for chipping in. fēi bǐ zài jiàn, xiè xiè nǐ chū qián |
| [13:33.21] |
Oh, sure. bù kè qì |
| [13:35.51] |
You chipped in? nǐ chū le qián? |
| [13:37.24] |
Yeah, 100. duì, 1 bǎi kuài qián |
| [13:39.38] |
I can' t believe you gave him money. nǐ jū rán gěi tā men qián |
| [13:42.12] |
I thought you agreed it was unreasonable that they asked me for that money. nǐ bú shì yě tóng yì tā men yào wǒ chū qián shì hěn bù hé lǐ de? |
| [13:46.59] |
But they didn' t ask me. duì, dàn tā men méi yǒu yào wǒ chū |
| [13:48.42] |
I' m just the exotic, generous stranger. That' s always fun to be. dāng xìng gǎn dà fāng de mò shēng rén zuì hǎo wán le |
| [13:53.46] |
But you' re making me look bad. dàn nǐ ràng wǒ hěn nán kàn |
| [13:55.76] |
No, I' m not! If anything, I' m making you look better. shuí shuō de, wǒ shì zài bāng nǐ jiā fēn |
| [13:59.13] |
They' ll see you talking to me. I' m a hit. tā men huì kàn jiàn nǐ zài gēn wǒ shuō huà wǒ yòu hěn hóng |
| [14:03.30] |
Hey, Phoebe! fēi bǐ |
| [14:05.47] |
Hey, Ross. luó sī, |
| [14:07.37] |
Maybe you two could switch apartments. nǐ men huò xǔ kě yǐ jiāo huàn zhù chù |
| [14:09.81] |
Because Phoebe is more our kind of people. fēi bǐ gēn wǒ men bǐ jiào dā yà |
| [14:12.71] |
Think about it. nǐ kǎo lǜ yī xià |
| [14:17.75] |
Okay, my bad. shì wǒ bù hǎo |
| [14:35.74] |
You look big. wa, nǐ kàn qǐ lái hǎo zhuàng |
| [14:38.51] |
Thanks, I' ve been working out. xiè xiè, zuì jìn yǒu zài liàn |
| [14:40.98] |
Listen, is it obvious I' m wearing six sweaters? kàn de chū lái wǒ chuān liù jiàn máo yī ma? |
| [14:46.85] |
Yeah. But it' s not obvious why. kàn de chū lái, dàn kàn bu chū lái wèi shí me |
| [14:49.52] |
I' m breaking up with Katie, so I put on some extra padding. wǒ yào gēn kǎi dì fēn shǒu suǒ yǐ dé duō jiā jǐ céng hù diàn |
| [14:53.15] |
If she hits me when she is happy, can you imagine how hard she' ll hit... tā píng cháng gāo xìng jiù huì dǎ wǒ xiàn zài wǒ yào shōu huí qiáo yī zhī ài |
| [14:57.59] |
... when I take away the Joey love? tā qǐ bú shì dǎ dé gèng yòng lì? |
| [15:02.70] |
Oh, right. I forgot that you call it that. wǒ dōu wàng jì nǐ de qiáo yī zhī ài le |
| [15:10.20] |
Hey, cute jacket. hǎo kě ài de wài tào |
| [15:12.14] |
Thanks. xiè xiè |
| [15:13.91] |
That' s so sweet! Ouch! nǐ zhēn hǎo |
| [15:20.05] |
Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys are too much! shì qiáo yī yào nǐ jiào de ma? nǐ men zhēn shì gòu le |
| [15:26.49] |
You know what? I gotta tell you... nǐ zhī dào ma? shuō zhēn de |
| [15:29.22] |
... I think you' re the one that is too much. wǒ jué de nǐ cái gòu le |
| [15:33.93] |
Joey has the nicest friends. qiáo yī de péng yǒu zhēn bàng |
| [15:37.00] |
And the nicest girlfriend. nǚ péng yǒu gèng bàng |
| [15:41.44] |
You' re so sweet! nǐ zhēn hǎo |
| [15:44.00] |
You' re so sweet! nǐ cái hǎo |
| [15:53.51] |
She just kicked me. qiáo yī, tā tī wǒ |
| [16:00.29] |
Aren' t you going to do something? nǐ bù tì wǒ chū tóu ma? |
| [16:04.26] |
Do something or I' ll walk out that door right now. nǐ zuì hǎo tì wǒ chū tóu fǒu zé wǒ xiàn zài jiù zǒu rén |
| [16:09.50] |
Are you going to? nǐ yào bú yào? |
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bú yào |
| [16:27.68] |
Phoebe? fēi bǐ |
| [16:28.82] |
That' s what I' m saying. wǒ jiù shì zhè gè yì sī |
| [16:30.72] |
Phoebe? Phoebe? fēi bǐ? fēi bǐ |
| [16:33.19] |
This is a disaster. Can' t I please just go? zhè zhēn shì rén jiān dì yù wǒ zǒu le hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [16:36.66] |
I' m talking you up to people. bù xíng, wǒ zhèng zài bāng nǐ shuō hǎo huà |
| [16:38.66] |
Give it some time, relax. Get something to eat. zài děng yī xià xià fàng qīng sōng, ná dōng xī chī, hǎo ma? |
| [16:46.00] |
What did you tell them about me? nǐ gēn tā men shuō le shén me? |
| [16:48.14] |
I told them about you and Emily. Trying to get some sympathy. wǒ shuō le nǐ hé ài mì lì de shì hǎo zhēng qǔ tóng qíng xīn |
| [16:51.91] |
But you came off as the bad guy. dàn jiǎng yī jiǎng nǐ chéng le huài rén |
| [16:56.14] |
Yeah, I think I told it wrong. wǒ xiǎng wǒ shuō de fāng shì bú duì |
| [16:58.85] |
We should talk about that because I don' t understand what happened there. wǒ men yīng gāi xiān liáo liáo wǒ bù tài zhī dào qián yīn hòu guǒ |
| [17:05.69] |
This cake is really good! zhè gè dàn gāo zhēn hǎo chī |
| [17:08.06] |
Things are looking up. kàn ba? qíng kuàng yǐ jīng zài hǎo zhuǎn le |
| [17:09.72] |
Oh, my God! Someone cut Howard' s cake! tiān na, yǒu rén qiè le huò huá de dàn gāo |
| [17:17.70] |
Who would do a thing like that? shuí huì zuò zhè zhǒng dī jí de shì? |
| [17:26.17] |
3B. 3B |
| [17:29.78] |
You got your free food. You ruined everyone' s fun. nǐ bái chī bái hē, sǎo le dà jiā de xìng |
| [17:32.88] |
Isn' t it time you went home? shì bú shì gāi huí jiā le? |
| [17:34.62] |
Yeah, get out! Now! méi cuò, kuài gǔn |
| [17:36.62] |
Go back to 3B, 3B. huí 3B qù, 3B |
| [17:40.52] |
Everyone, calm down! I have something that I' d like to say. dà jiā ān jìng yī xià, wǒ yǒu huà yào shuō |
| [17:47.13] |
Who here likes Ross? zhè lǐ yǒu shuí xǐ huān luó sī? |
| [17:53.97] |
Of course you don' t like him. nǐ men dāng rán bù xǐ huān tā |
| [17:55.77] |
He didn' t give you any money. tā bù jiāo qián |
| [17:57.87] |
He raised his own hand when I asked, " Who likes Ross?" wǒ wèn yǒu shuí xǐ huān tā, tā zì jǐ jǔ shǒu |
| [18:01.64] |
And he' s wearing two nametags. tā hái tiē liǎng gè míng pái |
| [18:06.88] |
I' ll be honest. When I first met Ross, I didn' t like him at all. lǎo shí shuō, gāng kāi shǐ wǒ yě bù xǐ huān tā |
| [18:13.05] |
Once I got to know him, I saw that he is really sweet... dàn liáo jiě tā zhī hòu wǒ jiù fā xiàn tā hěn hǎo... |
| [18:16.72] |
... and caring and very generous. ... hěn dà fāng |
| [18:20.29] |
All I' m saying is, don' t judge Ross before you get to know him. qǐng bú yào hái bù liáo jiě tā jiù lùn duàn tā |
| [18:24.33] |
You know, I like all of you guys now. But when I first met you, you know? wǒ xiàn zài hěn xǐ huān nǐ men dàn shì gāng jiàn miàn shí |
| [18:29.47] |
Kurt? I thought, abrasive drunk. kòu tè, cū lǔ de jiǔ guǐ |
| [18:34.14] |
Lola? luó lā |
| [18:35.44] |
Mindnumbingly stupid. bèn de lìng rén shǎ yǎn |
| [18:40.48] |
You guys. Gold digger, cradlerobbing perv. hái yǒu nǐ men táo jīn nǚ, lǎo niú chī nèn cǎo de biàn tài |
| [18:45.92] |
So I think you all know what I mean. nǐ men dǒng wǒ de yì sī ba |
| [18:55.63] |
Obviously, I didn' t think they would throw things. wǒ méi xiǎng dào tā men huì rēng dōng xī |
| [19:00.37] |
I thought if I kept insulting them you' d defend them. wǒ xiǎng shuō wǒ yī zhí xiū rǔ tā men nǐ jiù huì tiào chū lái bāng tā men |
| [19:03.94] |
Then you' d look like the hero. nǐ jiù kě yǐ biàn chéng yīng xióng duì ō |
| [19:08.78] |
See, I did not get that. tài shēn ào le |
| [19:15.12] |
Where' s Monica? I need to talk to her, it' s urgent. mó nī kǎ ne? wǒ yǒu jí shì zhǎo tā tā zài ma? |
| [19:18.95] |
I' m Monica. wǒ jiù shì mó nī kǎ |
| [19:20.39] |
I need to talk to you. It' s urgent. wǒ yǒu jí shì yào zhǎo nǐ hǎo |
| [19:23.82] |
I' ve been thinking... wǒ xiǎng le hěn duō... |
| [19:25.49] |
... about us. A lot of " us" thinking. wǒ men de shì nǐ hé wǒ de shì |
| [19:30.90] |
I guess there' s only one way to do this. wǒ cāi zhǐ yǒu yí gè bàn fǎ |
| [19:38.17] |
What are you doing? nǐ yào gàn shén me? |
| [19:40.74] |
Don' t do it. mó nī kǎ bài tuō bú yào |
| [19:42.38] |
Will you marry me? nǐ yuàn yì jià gěi wǒ ma? |
| [19:47.68] |
What a bad idea. huǐ le shén me sōu zhǔ yì |
| [19:50.35] |
I can' t not look at it. wǒ bù gǎn kàn |
| [19:54.42] |
Why are you doing this? qián dé, nǐ wèi shí me yào zhè yàng? |
| [19:56.49] |
I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [19:58.59] |
But I know I' m not afraid to do this. dàn shì wǒ zhī dào wǒ bù pà |
| [20:03.23] |
I' m doing this because I' m sorry? qián dé yīn wèi wǒ hěn bào qiàn? |
| [20:08.07] |
Do you think the best reason to get married is because you' re sorry? nǐ zhēn de jué de jié hūn de zuì hǎo lǐ yóu shì yīn wèi nǐ hěn bào qiàn? |
| [20:12.61] |
The best reason is pregnancy. bù, zuì hǎo de lǐ yóu shì fèng zǐ chéng hūn |
| [20:18.28] |
Sorry is fourth, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. bào qiàn dà yuē pái dì sì zài zhǔn bèi hǎo le gēn zhēn de xiǎng jié hūn hòu miàn |
| [20:23.58] |
Will you be my wife? nǐ yuàn yì zuò wǒ de qī zǐ ma? |
| [20:29.19] |
I want you to take a minute and think about how ridiculous this sounds. qián dé, nǐ xiān jìng xià lái xiǎng xiǎng zhè jiàn shì yǒu duō huāng miù |
| [20:37.43] |
I' m kind of wishing everyone wasn' t here now. wǒ dí què yǒu diǎn xī wàng tā men dōu bù zài |
| [20:43.24] |
None of that came from me. zhèi xiē shì dōu bú shì wǒ chě chū lái de |
| [20:45.14] |
I never said I wanted to have babies and get married! wǒ cóng lái méi shuō xiàn zài jiù xiǎng jié hūn shēng zǐ |
| [20:48.98] |
I was really confused. Then I talked to these guys. dàn wǒ zhēn de hěn luàn hòu lái yòu gēn tā men tán guò |
| [20:52.41] |
Who? Two divorces and Joey? lí hūn liǎng cì de rén hé qiáo yī? |
| [20:56.72] |
She' s right, you know? tā shuō de duì |
| [20:59.89] |
Yeah, but still, cheap shot! dàn zhè zhǒng xī luò suàn shén me? |
| [21:04.63] |
You know when I said that I want you... nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [21:07.73] |
... to deal with relationship stuff all on your own? wǒ bú shì yào nǐ zì jǐ xiǎng gāi zěn me zuò? |
| [21:11.00] |
You' re not ready. nǐ hái zuò bú dào zhè yì diǎn |
| [21:12.90] |
I didn' t think I was! wǒ yě zhè me rèn wéi |
| [21:19.61] |
Oh, my God. tiān na |
| [21:21.14] |
What would you have done if I had said yes? yào shì wǒ dā yìng le ne? |
| [21:24.01] |
I would' ve been happy because... nà wǒ huì hěn kāi xīn |
| [21:26.18] |
... I would spend the rest of my life with the woman I love. néng gēn xīn ài de rén gòng dù xià bàn shēng |
| [21:31.15] |
Or you would have seen a Chandlershaped hole in that door. yòu huò zhě nǐ huì zài nà shàn mén shàng kàn dào wǒ de rén xíng dòng |
| [21:39.49] |
Will you pass that knife? luó sī, qǐng bǎ dāo zi gěi wǒ |
| [21:41.23] |
No, I will not. wǒ cái bú yào |
| [21:43.16] |
You don' t have to be mean about it. nǐ bù bì zhè me xiōng ba |
| [21:45.73] |
You' re right. I' m sorry. Will you marry me? nǐ shuō de duì, duì bù qǐ jià gěi wǒ hǎo ma? |
| [21:52.54] |
I was going to ask you to marry me because I didn' t say hello to you. wǒ zhèng xiǎng xiàng nǐ qiú hūn yīn wèi wǒ shàng xīng qī wàng le gēn nǐ dǎ zhāo hū |
| [21:58.25] |
Or ask them to move in with you. But I' m not sure. Chandler? nà zhǒng qíng kuàng yīng gāi zhǐ xū yào tóng jū dàn wǒ yě bù què dìng, qián dé? |
| [22:03.25] |
How long is this going to go on? hǎo, wǒ hái yào bèi xiào duō jiǔ? |
| [22:05.02] |
I think the length of teasing... nà de kàn... |
| [22:07.22] |
... is directly related to how insane you were. So a long time. ... nǐ zuò de shì yǒu duō chě suǒ yǐ huì hěn jiǔ |
| [22:12.23] |
This is fun! zhēn hǎo wán |
| [22:13.56] |
Remember that " we were on a break" thing? jì de" wǒ men fēn shǒu le" fēng bō ma? |
| [22:16.13] |
I' m sorry. Will you marry me? wǒ hěn bào qiàn, jià gěi wǒ hǎo ma? |
| [22:23.94] |
That' s not funny. bù hǎo xiào lěng sǐ le |