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Good! You guys are all here. What' s up? tài hǎo le, dà jiā dōu zài zěn me le? |
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I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow. wǒ míng tiān yào qù lā fū luó lún miàn shì |
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Congratulations! I know! gōng xǐ, tài bàng le wǒ zhī dào |
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Oh, boy. That guy' s underwear sucks! nà gè pái zi de nèi kù xùn bì le |
| [00:15.41] |
What? Well, I got this pair marked " XS." shén me? wǒ mǎi le yī tiáo chāo xiǎo hào de nèi kù yǔ excess" duō yú de" tóng yīn |
| [00:18.71] |
Let me tell you, there was no room for excess anything in there. lǐ tou gēn běn sāi bù xià duō yú de dōng xī |
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I' ll be the coordinator of the women' s collection. fǎn zhèng gōng zuò shì nǚ zhuāng bù de lián luò rén |
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I' ll work right under the director. It' s the perfect job for me! wǒ zhí jiē zài zhǔ guǎn dǐ xià zuò shì zhè shì wǒ mèng mèi yǐ qiú de gōng zuò |
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If you nail the interview, you' ll get it. rú guǒ nǐ tōng guò miàn shì jiù chéng le shì a |
| [00:32.63] |
You want to work on your interview skills? yào bú yào liàn xí yī xià miàn shì jì qiǎo? |
| [00:36.10] |
Let' s start with the handshake. lái, xiān cóng wò shǒu kāi shǐ |
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Very good handshake. Good wrist action. hěn huì wò, shǒu wàn de dòng zuò hěn bàng |
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Let me try. wǒ lái shì shì hǎo |
| [00:47.14] |
Oh, my God! What did I ever do to you? tiān a! wǒ shì nǎ lǐ duì bù qǐ nǐ? |
| [00:49.68] |
Did I squeeze too hard? wǒ wò dé tài yòng lì? |
| [00:51.41] |
Let' s just say I' m glad I' m not Chandler. zhè me shuō ba, hǎo zài wǒ bú shì qián dé |
| [00:57.99] |
The One with Rachel' s lnadvertent Kiss běn jí bō chū:" chū chuí qiú zhí" |
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That' s right, Ross. I can see you in your new apartment. You can see me. luó sī, wǒ néng kàn dào nǐ zài xīn gōng yù nǐ yě kàn de dào wǒ |
| [01:48.84] |
Same as yesterday, same as the day before. gēn zuó tiān yí yàng gēn qián tiān yě yí yàng |
| [01:52.81] |
Is he doing his " shark attack" bit? tā kāi shǐ yǎn shā yú gōng jī le méi? |
| [01:54.81] |
No. Oh, wait! There he goes. hái méi děng děng, tā kāi shǐ le |
| [02:11.59] |
Very funny, Ross. luó sī, hěn hǎo xiào |
| [02:13.66] |
Very lifelike and funny. xǔ xǔ rú shēng yòu hǎo xiào |
| [02:19.40] |
No, no. I wasn' t waving at you, lady. bù xiǎo jiě, wǒ bú shì xiàng nǐ huī shǒu |
| [02:24.01] |
Whoa, maybe I was. huò xǔ wǒ shì ō |
| [02:26.91] |
This hot girl in Ross' building is flirting with me. mó nī kǎ, luó sī nà dòng lóu lǐ yǒu gè là mèi zài gōu yǐn wǒ |
| [02:30.41] |
Get in there, man. Flirt back. Mix it up! nǐ qù a, gōu yǐn huí lái, xiā jiǎo huo |
| [02:34.42] |
Yeah, I' m down with that. rén jiā zhī dào la |
| [02:38.62] |
Okay, here goes. hǎo, lái gē |
| [02:41.69] |
How... nǐ |
| [02:43.46] |
... you... hǎo |
| [02:45.56] |
... doing? bù hǎo? |
| [02:49.76] |
It worked! She' s waving me over. I' ll be right over. yǒu yòng yé, tā huī shǒu yào wǒ guò qù hǎo, wǒ mǎ shàng guò qù |
| [02:53.47] |
Let' s see, she' s on the third floor.... wǒ kàn kàn, tā zhù zài sān lóu |
| [02:57.44] |
She is pretty, huh? Tell me about it. tā zhēn de hěn měi yé zhè hái yòng nǐ shuō |
| [03:01.98] |
No, no! I' m not with her. bù wǒ gēn tā méi guān xì |
| [03:04.15] |
That' s just Monica. tā zhǐ shì mó nī kǎ |
| [03:24.70] |
Hey, Joey! qiáo yī |
| [03:26.63] |
Great stuff, huh? wǒ hěn huì yǎn ba? |
| [03:29.60] |
This your place? zhè shì nǐ jiā? |
| [03:31.04] |
Yeah, of course it is. Come on in. dāng rán shì qǐng jìn |
| [03:33.61] |
Go by the window. You can pretend to be surfing. duì le, jīng guò chuāng hù néng jiǎ zhuāng zài chōng làng |
| [03:39.11] |
I counted. You' re not supposed to live here! kě shì wǒ suàn guò a zhè lǐ zhù de bù yīng gāi shì nǐ |
| [03:41.88] |
Oh, man! yào mìng! |
| [03:49.02] |
What happened? zěn me le? |
| [03:50.19] |
I ended up at Ross' place. I must have miscounted or something. wǒ zuì hòu pǎo dào luó sī jiā qù le yí dìng shì wǒ suàn cuò le |
| [03:55.66] |
Damn! She' s not there anymore. kě wù, tā bù zài le |
| [03:57.63] |
Look, Ross is doing his " watching TV" bit. nǐ kàn, luó sī zài yǎn kàn diàn shì nà duàn |
| [04:03.84] |
No, Joe, I think he' s just watching TV. qiáo yī, wǒ jué de tā zhēn de zài kàn diàn shì |
| [04:16.95] |
We' ve lost visual contact with the suspect. xián fàn yǐ shī qù zōng jī |
| [04:19.79] |
Okay, now I really have to go. hǎo, wǒ xiàn zài fēi zǒu bù kě le |
| [04:22.66] |
It' s so unfair that our date has to get cut short... zhè zhēn shì tài bù gōng píng le wǒ men de yuē huì zhōng duàn |
| [04:25.69] |
... just because some guy shot at a store clerk. jiù yīn wèi yǒu rén kāi qiāng dǎ diàn yuán |
| [04:29.30] |
I know, but it' s my job. Then maybe I could come too. qīn ài de, wǒ zhī dào dàn zhè shì wǒ de gōng zuò bù rú wǒ yì qǐ qù |
| [04:32.93] |
Suspect has just emerged naked from the sewer. xián fàn gāng cóng shuǐ gōu zhōng luǒ tǐ xiàn shēn |
| [04:37.51] |
All right, you go. hǎo ba, nǐ qù jiù hǎo |
| [04:41.71] |
zài jiàn hǎo, zài jiàn |
| [04:47.68] |
Oh, God! What? tiān a zěn me le? |
| [04:49.98] |
Oh, I just miss him so much! wǒ hǎo xiǎng niàn tā |
| [04:56.72] |
For just a week, you guys are close. cái jǐ xīng qī jiù zhè me rèn dìng gē? |
| [04:58.86] |
Yeah, it' s weird. I can' t help it. He' s so sweet. shì a, shuō lái hěn qí guài kě shì wǒ méi bàn fǎ, tā zhēn de hěn tǐ tiē |
| [05:02.30] |
He' s like this little puppy dog, you know? xiàng shì xiǎo gǒu gǒu |
| [05:05.13] |
But like a really tough one who shoots bad guys. què hěn qiáng hàn hái huì kāi qiāng dǎ huài rén |
| [05:09.70] |
I love the beginning parts of relationships. wǒ zuì xǐ huān gāng kāi shǐ liàn ài de gǎn jué |
| [05:13.07] |
You can' t keep your hands off each other. bǐ cǐ nán fēn nán shè |
| [05:15.48] |
I know. It is the best. wǒ zhī dào, rè liàn shì zuì bàng de |
| [05:18.75] |
How long did that last for you and Chandler? nǐ hé qián dé de rè liàn chí xù le duō jiǔ? |
| [05:22.55] |
What? It' s still going on. shén me? wǒ men hái zài rè liàn a |
| [05:25.49] |
Come on, seriously. When did it end? shǎo lái, lǎo shí shuō, hé shí jié shù de? |
| [05:28.32] |
I am serious. We' re all over each other all the time. wǒ shì hěn lǎo shí a wǒ men dōu nián zài yì qǐ |
| [05:32.66] |
Okay, you know where you are better than I do. hǎo ba, nǐ men de shì nǐ zuì qīng chǔ wǒ zhǐ shì hào qí bà le |
| [05:36.33] |
Why don' t you just calm down? fēi bǐ, nǐ bié fā shén jīng le hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [05:39.57] |
Get all your facts before you tell everybody you' re the only hot couple. qǐng nǐ xiān qù bǎ shì shí gǎo qīng chǔ bú yào féng rén biàn shuō quán tiān xià zhǐ yǒu nǐ men zài rè liàn! |
| [05:45.67] |
God, I woke the beast. tiān a, shuì shī bèi wǒ chǎo xǐng le |
| [05:49.01] |
I was wrong, obviously. I just misspoke. It' s okay. xiǎn rán shì wǒ cuò le, wǒ shī yán méi shì le |
| [05:52.78] |
It is okay. méi shì le |
| [05:54.38] |
As long as you know Chandler and l are also hot and fiery. zhǐ yào nǐ zhī dào wǒ hé qián dé yě hé nǐ men yí yàng... |
| [05:57.95] |
Just as hot as you. ... huǒ rè chán mián jiù hǎo |
| [05:59.45] |
I mean, our flame.... wǒ men de yù huǒ |
| [06:00.96] |
It is on fire! jiǎn zhí kě yǐ liáo yuán |
| [06:05.06] |
Here' s your broom back. mó nī kǎ, sào bǎ hái nǐ |
| [06:08.86] |
You are so cute! nǐ zhēn kě ài |
| [06:16.67] |
The cute bar keeps getting lower and lower, doesn' t it? tā xiǎng bǎ wǒ de kě ài quán xī guò qù |
| [06:25.25] |
How' d the interview go? miàn shì shùn bù shùn lì? |
| [06:26.75] |
Horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing. zāo tòu le, wǒ fàn le zuì chǔn zuì diū rén de cuò wù |
| [06:30.89] |
Did you say you wanted to have sex with his wife then fall off your chair? nǐ gēn kǎo guān shuō yào gēn tā lǎo pó shàng chuáng rán hòu yòu cóng yǐ zi shàng diē xià lái? |
| [06:38.06] |
Did you get drunk on the way over there? bú shì nǐ zài miàn shì zhī qián hē zuì le? |
| [06:41.60] |
Well, that explains why you didn' t do the other stuff. bú shì nán guài nǐ méi shuō yào gēn tā lǎo pó shàng chuáng |
| [06:45.37] |
So, what happened? nà shi zěn me le? |
| [06:46.83] |
It was horrible! And the interview part went so well. zhēn shì zāo gāo tòu dǐng yuán běn miàn shì dōu hěn shùn lì |
| [06:50.20] |
I even made him laugh. wǒ hái bǎ dà jiā dòu xiào le |
| [06:51.87] |
He said something about a boat... kǎo guān shuō dào shén me chuán de shì |
| [06:54.34] |
... and I was like, " Well, yeah, if you' ve got enough life jackets." wǒ dā qiāng shuō " zhǐ yào jiù shēng yī gòu duō jiù xíng" |
| [07:02.52] |
Trust me. It was actually very funny. xiāng xìn wǒ, dāng shí zhēn de hěn dòu |
| [07:05.92] |
Anyway, we were saying goodbye and.... fǎn zhèng dào le zuì hòu shuō zài jiàn |
| [07:09.59] |
What happened? zěn me le la? |
| [07:10.86] |
We were shaking hands... wǒ men dāng shí zhèng yào wò shǒu |
| [07:12.73] |
... and he leaned in toward me. tā huǎn huǎn cháo wǒ kào guò lái |
| [07:15.00] |
Maybe he was opening the door... tā yě xǔ shì yào bāng wǒ kāi mén |
| [07:17.20] |
... but I totally misread him and I.... dàn shì wǒ wán quán wù huì le suǒ yǐ wǒ jiù |
| [07:27.74] |
You kissed him? nǐ qīn le shǎng qù? |
| [07:29.78] |
I didn' t know what else to do! wǒ yòu méi yǒu bié de bàn fǎ |
| [07:32.58] |
You could have tried... nǐ kě yǐ shì zhe |
| [07:34.42] |
... not kissing him. bié qù qīn tā |
| [07:36.72] |
Thanks, Chandler. qián dé, zhēn shì duō xiè nǐ |
| [07:37.92] |
A guy from Ralph Lauren called. You got a second interview. ruì qiū, lā fū luó lún de rén lái diàn yào nǐ qù dì èr guān miàn shì |
| [07:41.82] |
Monica, that' s not funny. mó nī kǎ, zhè bìng bù hǎo xiào |
| [07:44.06] |
Oh, okay. nà hǎo ba |
| [07:46.03] |
A guy from Ralph Lauren called You got a second interview lā fū luó lún de rén lái diàn yào nǐ qù dì èr guān miàn shì |
| [07:54.20] |
Oh, my God, Monica, you better be serious. mó nī kǎ, nǐ zuì hǎo rèn zhēn yì diǎn |
| [07:56.50] |
You just told me to be funny! gāng cái shì nǐ yào wǒ gǎo xiào de |
| [07:59.54] |
Oh, my God. I can' t believe it! I got a second interview. bù gǎn xiāng xìn wǒ hái néng qù dì èr guān miàn shì |
| [08:02.98] |
That kiss isn' t looking like such a mistake now, is it? wǒ kàn nà yī wěn méi nà me zāo ma |
| [08:06.45] |
You don' t think that' s why he wants me back? màn zhe tā yào wǒ huí qù miàn shì bú shì yīn wèi nà yī wěn ba? |
| [08:09.45] |
Yeah! shì a |
| [08:11.69] |
No? bú shì |
| [08:14.02] |
What are you talking about? nǐ men zài shuō shí mǒ wěn de? |
| [08:16.16] |
I accidentally kissed him in the interview... wǒ yì wài zài miàn shì zhōng qīn le kǎo guān |
| [08:18.89] |
... and now he wants me back... tā xiàn zài hái yào wǒ huí qù |
| [08:20.90] |
... because," Let' s bring back the girl who kisses everybody!" " bǎ nà féng rén biàn qīn de nǚ hái dài lái" |
| [08:26.53] |
Come on, Rach. ruì qiū, nǐ bié luàn xiǎng le |
| [08:27.80] |
What if he thinks I' ll just sleep with him? tiān a, wàn yī tā jué de wǒ xiǎng gēn tā shàng chuáng zěn me bàn? |
| [08:31.57] |
He wants you back because you' re right for the job. tā yào nǐ huí qù miàn shì huò xǔ shì yīn wèi nǐ shì hé nà gōng zuò |
| [08:34.01] |
Maybe. I don' t know. Oh, God! How could I be so stupid? huò xǔ ba, wǒ bù zhī dào tiān a, wǒ zěn me huì nà me chǔn? |
| [08:38.05] |
Rachel, don' t say that. I think you just need a hug from Joey. ruì qiū, kuài bié nà yàng shuō le qiáo yī gěi nǐ gè bào bào jiù hǎo |
| [08:42.25] |
Come on. Come on. lái |
| [08:45.39] |
She' s back! Hot girl' s back! tā huí lái le! là mèi huí lái le! |
| [08:48.06] |
Well, I' m not totally back yet, but I appreciate it. hái bù wán quán shì, dàn shì xiè xiè nǐ |
| [08:51.99] |
No. In Ross' building. She' s back! bú shì shuō nǐ, shì luó sī nà dòng de là mèi tā huí lái le |
| [08:55.00] |
Wait there. I' ll be over in a second. děng yī xià, wǒ mǎ shàng guò qù |
| [08:57.40] |
One, two, three.... Got it! yī èr sān zhī dào le |
| [09:03.74] |
I gotta check out this hot girl. wǒ lái kàn kàn tā yǒu duō là |
| [09:07.28] |
There she is! là mèi zài zhè lǐ |
| [09:16.62] |
Damn it! Did you move? kě wù, nǐ bān jiā la! |
| [09:19.55] |
Yes. shì a |
| [09:21.52] |
I lived with you for a while. Then I found this place. wǒ gēn nǐ men zhù le yī zhèn zi rán hòu bān dào le zhè lǐ |
| [09:27.60] |
I' m Ross. wǒ shì luó sī |
| [09:39.27] |
yǒu shén me shì? |
| [09:44.21] |
Do you happen to have a hot girl in there? nǐ jiā lǐ yǒu zhù là mèi ma? |
| [09:49.15] |
No, I' m all alone. méi yǒu, wǒ yí ge rén zhù |
| [09:50.89] |
Yeah. Sorry about that. shì a, wǒ hěn yí hàn |
| [10:00.39] |
Hey, little girl. xiǎo nǚ hái, nǐ hǎo |
| [10:02.16] |
Is your mommy or sister or babysitter, by any chance, a hot girl? nǐ mā mā jiě jie huò shì bǎo mǔ yǒu méi yǒu shuí zhèng hǎo shì là mèi? |
| [10:07.64] |
Daddy! Later, girl! diē dì! xià cì zài liáo |
| [10:15.51] |
Oh, man! zhēn yào mìng |
| [10:19.81] |
Hot girl? là mèi! |
| [10:23.48] |
Hot girl! là mèi |
| [10:30.19] |
Hi, Rachel. Come on in. ruì qiū, qǐng jìn |
| [10:33.63] |
It' s nice to see you again. Thank you. hěn gāo xìng zài cì jiàn dào nǐ xiè xiè |
| [10:37.10] |
ruì qiū |
| [10:40.27] |
What? shén me? |
| [10:43.00] |
Excuse me? Yeah, let me nǐ shuō shí mǒ? wǒ lái bāng nǐ |
| [10:45.81] |
Okay, I see what' s going on here. Now, look... hǎo, wǒ zhī dào shì zěn me huí shì le tīng zhe... |
| [10:49.31] |
... I' m sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. bào qiàn ràng nǐ wù huì le |
| [10:51.88] |
But I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead. dàn wǒ bú shì nà zhǒng suí biàn de nǚ hái wèi le gōng zuò jiù néng chū mài ròu tǐ |
| [10:56.18] |
Even though I kissed you, that does not give you... tīng wǒ shuō! suī rán wǒ qīn guò nǐ |
| [10:59.95] |
... the right to demand sex from me! I do not want this job that bad. nǐ yě méi yǒu quán lì yào wǒ gēn nǐ shàng chuáng zhè fèn gōng zuò wǒ yě méi yǒu nà me xiǎng yào |
| [11:04.99] |
Good day, sir. zài huì |
| [11:09.73] |
If you' re going in there to see Mr. Zelner, I hope you' re ready to put out. jìn qù jiàn sāi nà xiān shēng kě dé zhǔn bèi hǎo mài nòng fēng sāo |
| [11:14.80] |
I am. wǒ shì a |
| [11:22.78] |
You are not gonna believe... shuō le nǐ men yí dìng bù xìn |
| [11:25.15] |
... what that sleazeball from Ralph Lauren did to me! lā fū luó lún nà zá suì duì wǒ zuò le shén me |
| [11:31.92] |
Okay, that' s amazing! How did you know that? bù kě sī yì, nǐ men zěn me zhī dào? |
| [11:36.32] |
You got ink on your lip. nǐ zuǐ chún shàng zhān dào mò shuǐ |
| [11:46.17] |
" zhōng yāng kā fēi guǎn" |
| [11:48.17] |
What do you say, maybe, sometime I hold your gun? gǎi tiān ràng wǒ ná ná nǐ de qiāng rú hé? |
| [11:51.27] |
We' re not supposed to do that. bù zhī dào, zhào lǐ shuō bù néng nà yàng |
| [11:53.54] |
What could happen? I mean yòu bú huì zěn yàng |
| [11:57.61] |
Yeah. I' m gonna say no. wǒ kàn dá àn shì bù xíng |
| [12:01.12] |
Do you want to see a movie tonight? We can' t. We already have plans. fēi bǐ, wǎn cān hòu yào qù kàn diàn yǐng ma? bù xíng, wǒ men yǐ jīng yǒu jì huà le |
| [12:06.35] |
What are you doing? nǐ men yào qù gàn ma? |
| [12:07.86] |
Well, same thing we did all day. Just hang out at Gary' s apartment. jiù gēn měi tiān yí yàng a nì zài gài ruì de gōng yù lǐ |
| [12:12.49] |
He is so amazing. We never left the bedroom. tā hǎo lì hài, wǒ men méi lí kāi guò wò fáng |
| [12:17.83] |
But have fun at the movie. zhù nǐ men kàn diàn yǐng yú kuài |
| [12:21.47] |
Well, we' re not seeing a movie. wǒ men bú shì yào qù kàn diàn yǐng |
| [12:24.64] |
Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go? nà nǐ gàn ma wèn wǒ men yào bú yào qù? |
| [12:27.91] |
Because I just wanted to know what you were doing... wǒ shì pà nǐ... |
| [12:31.05] |
... so you wouldn' t walk in on me and Chandler... ... bù xiǎo xīn chōng jìn wǒ fáng jiān |
| [12:34.32] |
... while we were doing it all night. yīn wèi wǒ hé qián dé huì zuò shàng yī zhěng wǎn |
| [12:38.09] |
Will you excuse me? shī péi yī xià |
| [12:44.39] |
Chandler? Can I see you for a second? qián dé, fāng biàn sī xià shuō jǐ jù huà ma? |
| [12:50.10] |
We have got to beat them! Why? wǒ men yí dìng yào dǎ bài tā men wèi shí me? |
| [12:53.10] |
Because Gary and Phoebe think they' re a hotter couple than us. yīn wèi gài ruì hé fēi bǐ jué de tā men bǐ wǒ men hái huǒ rè |
| [12:57.57] |
So? suǒ yǐ ne? |
| [12:59.71] |
So we' ve gotta go have a lot of sex and prove them wrong! suǒ yǐ wǒ men shàng lóu qù dà gàn yī chǎng zhèng míng tā men shì cuò de |
| [13:04.11] |
You' ve got to stop this competitive thing. It' s crazy. mó nī kǎ, nǐ bié zài bǐ lái bǐ qù zhè zhēn shì fēng le |
| [13:07.62] |
Just to impress them, you want us to have sex over and over... zhǐ wèi le ràng gài ruì hé fēi bǐ nán kàn wǒ men jiù yào shàng lóu dà zhàn shù shí huí hé |
| [13:11.92] |
... and I' m saying no to this, why? Get your coat! nǐ zhī dào wǒ de dá àn ma? kuài qù ná wài tào |
| [13:18.66] |
" xiàng wǒ zhāo shǒu de là mèi qǐng lián luò qiáo yī" |
| [13:26.43] |
Excuse me. jiè guò |
| [13:29.60] |
" jǐng gào: yǒu rén qīn rù běn dà lóu fā xiàn zhè míng biàn tài qǐng bào jǐng" |
| [13:31.91] |
You should check this out. Tell the other tenants. nǐ men yīng gāi kàn yī kàn tōng zhī qí tā de zhù hù |
| [13:34.88] |
Apparently, he' s looking for some kind of hot girl. zhè jiā huo yī zhí zài zhǎo shén me là mèi de |
| [13:40.88] |
Who isn' t? shuí bú shì ne? |
| [13:48.52] |
I don' t think we' ve met. I' m Ross. wǒ men kě néng hái méi jiàn guò, wǒ shì luó sī |
| [13:51.73] |
I know. You' re the guy who wouldn' t chip in for the handyman. wǒ zhī dào, nǐ jiù shì nà gè bù yuàn yì fēn dān gōng yǒu huān sòng fèi de rén |
| [13:56.93] |
Never mind. suàn le |
| [13:59.10] |
I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted. qí shí wǒ jué de dà jiā de fǎn yìng bù gōng píng |
| [14:02.94] |
I mean, you had just moved in. yīn wèi nǐ cái gāng bān jìn lái ér yǐ |
| [14:05.27] |
I had just moved in! méi cuò, wǒ gāng bān jìn lái ér yǐ |
| [14:07.81] |
Thank you! xiè xiè |
| [14:10.48] |
Listen.... děng děng |
| [14:12.71] |
Jen. wǒ shì zhēn |
| [14:14.55] |
I know this may sound a little.... zhè tīng lái kě néng yǒu diǎn |
| [14:20.29] |
But would you want to grab a cup of coffee sometime? bù rú nǎ tiān yì qǐ hē bēi kā fēi? |
| [14:24.66] |
Sure, that would be nice. dāng rán, méi wèn tí |
| [14:28.83] |
My number' s on there. Give me a call. shàng miàn yǒu wǒ de diàn huà, dǎ gěi wǒ |
| [14:32.13] |
I will give you a call. wǒ yí dìng dǎ |
| [14:34.50] |
I' ll see you later. Okay. hòu huì yǒu qī hǎo |
| [14:41.41] |
I forgot my paper. wǒ wàng jì ná bào zhǐ |
| [14:48.95] |
That was amazing. gāng cái zhēn shì tài bàng le |
| [14:51.09] |
Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner. děng dào chī wǎn cān de shí hòu wǒ yí dìng yào shuō gěi fēi bǐ hé gài ruì tīng |
| [14:55.79] |
That was amazing. gāng cái zhēn shì tài bàng le |
| [14:58.59] |
We are the hottest, huh? wǒ men cái shì rè liàn dì yī míng |
| [15:01.03] |
No one is hotter than we are. méi rén bǐ wǒ men gèng rè liàn |
| [15:03.83] |
We' re the best. No, you' re the best. wǒ men shì zuì bàng de bù, zuì bàng de shì nǐ |
| [15:07.64] |
No, you' re the best. No, you' re the best. bù, nǐ cái shì bù, nǐ cái shì |
| [15:11.11] |
I am the best. wǒ shì zuì bàng de |
| [15:15.44] |
Hey, guys. liǎng wèi |
| [15:17.18] |
What you been doing? nǐ men gāng cái zài gàn ma a? |
| [15:25.02] |
Isn' t that the girl who waved at you? qiáo yī, nà bú shì qián jǐ tiān gēn nǐ huī shǒu de nǚ hái ma? |
| [15:27.22] |
I don' t know, but I can see through your sheet. bù zhī dào, dàn nǐ de chuáng dān shì tòu míng de |
| [15:32.89] |
Yeah, that' s her. duì, shì tā méi cuò |
| [15:34.63] |
You know, it doesn' t matter. I' ll never meet her. bù guò suàn le ba, wǒ wú yuán gēn tā jiàn miàn |
| [15:37.80] |
It' s impossible to find her apartment! wèi shí me? yīn wèi wǒ zhǎo bu dào tā de gōng yù |
| [15:40.30] |
She lives in some hotgirl parallel universe or something. tā jiù xiàng shì zhù zài là mèi hēi dòng lǐ |
| [15:44.74] |
What are you talking about? nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? |
| [15:46.81] |
She lives on the 2nd floor, 7th apartment from the left. tā míng míng jiù zhù zài èr lóu zuǒ biān shù guò lái dì qī jiān |
| [15:50.14] |
No, she lives on the 3rd floor, 8th apartment from the left. fēi yě tā zhù zài sān lóu zuǒ biān shù guò lái dì bā jiān |
| [15:54.15] |
No. Those first two windows, that' s the lobby. cái guài, qián liǎng gè chuāng hù shì dà tīng de |
| [15:57.58] |
That other window is the stairway. You' ve been counting wrong. guò qù nà biān de shì lóu tī jiān chuāng hù nǐ suàn cuò le |
| [16:01.32] |
I did not know that! Thank you, Monica. wǒ zhī qián bù zhī dào mó nī kǎ, gǎn xiè nǐ |
| [16:04.66] |
I almost lost another girl because of counting! bù gǎn xiāng xìn wǒ yīn wèi suàn shù chà diǎn jiù shī qù le lìng yí gè nǚ hái |
| [16:10.60] |
So you ready? Yeah, I' ll just get my coat. nǐ hǎo le ma? hǎo le, wǒ qù ná wài tào hǎo |
| [16:14.77] |
Could you get that? Sure. nǐ néng bāng qù wǒ yìng mén ma? méi wèn tí |
| [16:26.41] |
No! No! bù! |
| [16:35.09] |
First, I would like to say thank you for seeing me again. shǒu xiān wǒ yào xiè xiè nǐ tóng yì zài cì jiàn wǒ |
| [16:38.96] |
That' s all right. bú yào jǐn |
| [16:40.36] |
But I feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped. dàn wǒ yǒu yì wù gào sù nǐ zhè cì de miàn shì yǒu lù yǐng cún zhèng |
| [16:50.20] |
Well, first, I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you... hǎo, shǒu xiān wǒ yào xiàng nǐ dào qiàn wǒ bù xiǎo xīn qīn le nǐ |
| [16:55.04] |
... and for yelling at you. hái yǒu duì nǐ dà hǒu de nà jiàn shì |
| [16:57.54] |
Fair enough. hěn hé lǐ |
| [16:59.11] |
Now, you' re probably going to hire one of the people who did not... nǐ huò xǔ huì xiǎng yào gù yòng bù céng |
| [17:06.59] |
... yell at you and storm out. duì nǐ dà hǒu huò shì duó mén ér chū de rén |
| [17:09.26] |
And I think that' s a big mistake. And here' s why. bù guò nà yàng kě jiù cuò dà le yuán yīn shì zhè yàng de |
| [17:12.23] |
I made a huge fool of myself, and I came back. That shows courage. wǒ dà chū yáng xiàng zhī hòu hái gǎn huí lái zhè xiǎn shì wǒ yǒu yǒng qì |
| [17:17.30] |
When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ yào wǒ yòng xìng lái jiāo huàn gōng zuò dāng shí wǒ jù jué le |
| [17:21.57] |
That shows integrity. zhè biǎo shì wǒ yǒu gǔ qì |
| [17:23.30] |
And I was not afraid to stand up for myself... wǒ bù hài pà wèi tǐng shēn wéi zì jǐ biàn hù |
| [17:26.31] |
... and that shows courage. zhè biǎo shì wǒ yǒu yǒng qì |
| [17:31.08] |
Now, I know that I' ve already said courage... wǒ zhī dào wǒ yǐ jīng shuō guò yǒng qì le |
| [17:34.48] |
... but you' ve got to have courage. bù guò yǒng qì zǒng shì duō duō yì shàn ma |
| [17:38.19] |
And finally, when I thought you were making sexual advances... zuì hòu dāng wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ xiǎng chèn gōng zuò zhī biàn zhàn wǒ pián yí |
| [17:43.12] |
... I said no, and I was not litigious. wǒ jù jué le, dàn shì méi dǎ suàn gào nǐ |
| [17:45.53] |
So there you go! You got courage... suǒ yǐ nǐ kàn, wǒ yǒu yǒng qì |
| [17:47.86] |
... you got integrity, you got courage again... yǒu gǔ qì shuāng chóng yǒng qì |
| [17:51.80] |
... and not litigious. ér qiě yòu bù gào nǐ |
| [17:56.10] |
Look, Mr.... nín shì |
| [17:58.94] |
Zelner. Zelner. sāi nà duì, sāi nà |
| [18:00.44] |
I knew that! wǒ zhī dào |
| [18:01.71] |
Oh, I knew that. wǒ zhī dào |
| [18:05.18] |
I really, really want this job. wǒ zhēn de hěn xiǎng yào zhè fèn gōng zuò |
| [18:07.51] |
And I think I would be really good at it. wǒ xiǎng wǒ yí dìng huì zuò de hěn hǎo |
| [18:14.89] |
You know what? zhè yàng ba |
| [18:17.99] |
I may regret this... suī rán wǒ kě néng huì hòu huǐ |
| [18:21.33] |
... but I' ll give you a shot. dàn wǒ ràng nǐ shì shì kàn |
| [18:23.30] |
You are? Really? zhēn de? |
| [18:26.47] |
Thank you. Oh, God! xiè xiè nǐ |
| [18:29.24] |
Would it be inappropriate if I gave you a hug? wǒ xiàn zài bào nǐ huì bú huì hěn bù dé tǐ? |
| [18:32.01] |
huì nà hǎo ba |
| [18:33.81] |
Well, how about a handshake? wò shǒu kě yǐ ma? |
| [18:37.01] |
Oh, God! I' m sorry! tiān a, duì bù qǐ |
| [18:40.41] |
I did not mean to touch that! I mean, you! wǒ bú shì gù yì yào mō nà gè de wǒ shì shuō... |
| [18:44.42] |
There! ... nà lǐ |
| [18:47.59] |
Thank you. I' m gonna leave. Thank you very much. hǎo le, xiè xiè nǐ, wǒ xiān lí kāi fēi cháng gǎn xiè |
| [18:51.53] |
Hey, I' ll see you Monday. nà jiù xīng qī yī jiàn gē |
| [18:58.07] |
Are you tired? qián dé, nǐ lèi le? |
| [18:59.33] |
You better believe he' s tired after the day we had! jīn tiān fēng chéng nà yàng, tā bù lèi cái guài |
| [19:02.57] |
If you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean? rú guǒ nǐ men dǒng de huà nǐ men dǒng ba? |
| [19:06.04] |
Honey, the tortilla chips know what you mean. qīn ài de, lián mò xī gē cuì piàn dōu dǒng |
| [19:10.74] |
Do you like that badge I got you? qián dé, wǒ gěi nǐ de jǐng huī hái xǐ huān ma |
| [19:12.75] |
Oh, yeah, it' s so cool. xǐ huān, hěn kù |
| [19:16.42] |
Now, I gotta go. Officer Bing' s got a 10100. bīn jǐng guān de yào xiān xíng gào tuì zhí xíng 10 yī 100 qín wù |
| [19:21.86] |
That' s peepee. qù niào niào |
| [19:27.06] |
Phoebe, you have a twig in your hair. fēi bǐ, nǐ tóu fà lǐ yǒu shù zhī |
| [19:32.60] |
We kind of took a detour on our way over here. lái zhè lǐ de lù shàng wǒ men rào le yì diǎn lù |
| [19:35.70] |
We were strolling through the park and no one was around, so.... duì, wǒ men qù gōng yuán lǐ sàn bù kàn sì xià wú rén jiù |
| [19:39.87] |
You didn' t. We did! bú huì ba? zhēn de yǒu |
| [19:42.64] |
We violated section 12, paragraph 7 of the criminal code. wǒ men wéi fǎn le fàn zuì tiáo lì dì 12 tiáo dì 7 kuǎn |
| [19:49.98] |
The park, huh? zài gōng yuán shì ba? |
| [19:53.12] |
Public place. gōng gòng chǎng suǒ |
| [19:55.66] |
I hear you. Can you excuse me for a second? shōu dào shī péi yī xià |
| [20:07.94] |
Hi, Chandler. qián dé |
| [20:09.80] |
Monica, this is the men' s room. mó nī kǎ, zhè shì nán cè |
| [20:13.24] |
Isn' t it? méi cuò ba? |
| [20:16.74] |
Yes, it is. méi cuò |
| [20:18.48] |
I' ve always found the men' s bathroom very sexual. Haven' t you? wǒ yī zhí dōu jué de nán cè hěn xìng gǎn nǐ bù jué de ma? |
| [20:22.98] |
No. bù jué de |
| [20:25.55] |
And if I did, I don' t think we' d be going out. fǒu zé wǒ men jiù bú huì zài yì qǐ le |
| [20:29.99] |
Okay, I don' t want to disappoint you... mó nī kǎ, wǒ bù xiǎng ràng nǐ shī wàng |
| [20:32.39] |
... and I really don' t want to disappoint the guy in the second stall.... yě bù xiǎng ràng dì èr jiān nà wèi nán shì shī wàng |
| [20:37.00] |
Sorry, man. bù hǎo yì sī |
| [20:40.07] |
But come on, this is getting ridiculous. dé le ba, zhè yuè gǎo yuè lí pǔ le |
| [20:42.90] |
Come on, we can' t let them win! bié zhè yàng, wǒ men bù néng ràng tā men yíng |
| [20:45.84] |
We' ve proved that we are hot, okay? So why are you obsessed about this? wǒ men yǐ jīng zhèng míng wǒ men zài rè liàn le wèi hé nǐ zǒu huǒ rù mó chéng zhè yàng? |
| [20:50.48] |
Phoebe and Gary are in that... yīn wèi fēi bǐ hé gài ruì bù jǐn nán fēn nán shè |
| [20:52.48] |
..." can' t keep their hands off each other" phase! hái zài gōng yuán lǐ zuò le nà dàng shì |
| [20:55.22] |
So? suǒ yǐ ne? |
| [20:57.08] |
It makes me really sad that we' re not really there anymore. suǒ yǐ wǒ hěn shāng xīn yīn wèi wǒ men jī qíng bù zài |
| [21:01.49] |
Oh, is that what this has all been about? yuán lái shì wèi le zhè dàng shì? |
| [21:06.23] |
Wasn' t it a lot more exciting when we were... wǒ men chéng tiān nì zài yì qǐ de nà dāng shí |
| [21:09.33] |
... all over each other all the time? bú shì bǐ jiào ràng rén xīng fèn ma? |
| [21:11.77] |
Yeah, that was great. That was really great. nà shí hěn bàng, zhēn de hěn bàng |
| [21:15.27] |
But the truth is, I' m more excited about where we are now. dàn shì lǎo shí gēn nǐ shuō wǒ men xiàn zài de zhuàng kuàng ràng wǒ gèng xīng fèn |
| [21:19.17] |
Really? Yeah. zhēn de? shì a |
| [21:21.17] |
I' ve never been in a relationship this long before. wǒ cóng méi tán guò zhè me jiǔ de liàn ài |
| [21:24.75] |
To get past the beginning and still want to be around each other... guò le gāng kāi shǐ de jī qíng qī hái xiǎng gēn duì fāng xiāng chǔ zài yì qǐ |
| [21:28.45] |
... I think that' s incredible. wǒ jué de zhè shì hěn bù fán de |
| [21:30.45] |
And the fact that this is happening with you... ér qiě hái shì hé nǐ zài yì qǐ |
| [21:33.72] |
... I think that' s pretty exciting. zhè ràng wǒ hěn xīng fèn |
| [21:40.43] |
That' s so sweet. zhēn tián mì |
| [21:43.86] |
I know that I was acting a little crazy... wǒ zhī dào wǒ biǎo xiàn dé yǒu diǎn guò huǒ |
| [21:47.57] |
... but I feel the same way. dàn shì wǒ de gǎn jué gēn nǐ yí yàng |
| [21:54.98] |
You know what I just realized? nǐ zhī dào wǒ gāng lǐng wù dào shén me ma? |
| [21:56.88] |
You just freaked out about our relationship. wǒ men de guān xì ràng nǐ fǎn cháng |
| [21:59.65] |
I did not. Yes, you did! cái méi yǒu jiù shì yǒu |
| [22:01.28] |
Admit it. You freaked out! chéng rèn ba, nǐ hěn fǎn cháng |
| [22:03.98] |
I freaked out a little. hǎo la, wǒ shì yǒu yì diǎn fǎn cháng |
| [22:05.65] |
A little? You freaked out bigtime, okay? qǐ zhǐ yǒu yì diǎn, nǐ chāo jí fǎn cháng de! |
| [22:08.66] |
And I fixed it! We have switched places. wǒ fǎn bài wéi shèng, wǒ men jué sè hù huàn le |
| [22:10.82] |
I am the relationship king, and you are the crazy, irrational screwup! wǒ xiàn zài shì guó wáng nǐ shì gǎo zá yòu fā fēng de shū jiā |
| [22:20.67] |
And now we' re back. xiàn zài yòu huí dào yuán wèi le |
| [22:31.85] |
I cannot believe Ross is buying this. méi xiǎng dào luó sī hái zhēn de xiāng xìn |
| [22:34.61] |
Thank God! I can' t watch him anymore. xiè tiān xiè dì, wǒ zài yě kàn bù xià qù le |
| [22:37.62] |
You guys ready? Yeah. nǐ men zhǔn bèi hǎo qù kàn diàn yǐng méi? hǎo le |
| [22:39.25] |
By the way, thank you for loaning us Pamela and Yasmine. duì le, duō xiè nǐ bǎ pān mì lā hé jié sī mǐn jiè gěi wǒ men |
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Man, they cannot get enough! yào mìng, tā men hái zhēn shì kàn bù nì |
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