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Hi, my name' s Chandler. I just moved in next door. nǐ hǎo, wǒ jiào qián dé, gāng bān dào duì miàn |
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Would you like to battle me in a postapocalyptic world... xiǎng bù xiǎng gēn wǒ zài hòu mò rì shì jiè |
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for control of the galaxy' s last remaining energy source? zhēng duó yín hé xì jǐn cún de néng yuán? |
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Sure, neighbor! Come on in! hǎo a, qǐng jìn |
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Is Janine around? jí níng zài ma? |
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She' s at dance class. tā qù shàng wǔ dǎo kè |
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Can I check my room? wǒ kě yǐ kàn kàn tā de fáng jiān ma? |
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Don' t go through her stuff. She gets really mad. kě yǐ, dàn shì bié fān tā de dōng xī tā huì fā biāo |
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Oh, my God! tiān na |
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It' s like a guy never lived in here. yì diǎn nán rén zhù guò de hén jī dōu méi yǒu |
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You gotta be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. It' s spreading. xiǎo xīn, zhè gè nǚ xìng fēng gé hěn wēi xiǎn tā yǐ jīng kuò sàn le |
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It is? shì ma? |
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Is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch? zhè gè fěn hóng xiǎo bào zhěn shì nǐ de ma? |
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Is that your tiny little box that' s too small to put anything in? nà gè shén me dōu bù néng zhuāng de xiǎo hé zi ne |
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Okay, this is not good. You are a guy, okay? méi cuò, qíng kuàng hěn bù miào nǐ shì nán rén, hǎo ma? |
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This is a " guy' s" place. zhè shì gè nán rén de jiā |
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Soon, you' ll be soaking your fingers in stuff. nǐ yī dàn shī qù zì jué jiù huì kāi shǐ xīu zhǐ jia |
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And your head' s gonna be under a big, brown, drying, big, drying.. It' s not good. nǐ huì shàng měi róng yuàn hōng tóu fà shì qíng hěn yán zhòng |
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You' re right. I' ll talk to her. Talk to her. Be a man! nǐ shuō de duì, wǒ huì zhǎo tā tán zhǎo tā tán, zuò gè nán zǐ hàn |
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I' m a man. Defend yourself! wǒ shì nán zǐ hàn bǎo hù nǐ zì jǐ |
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We have to hem the new dust ruffle. qián dé, kuài diǎn, yào fèng xīn de chú chén bù |
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Be right there, sweetums. wǒ mǎ shàng guò qù |
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Totally different situation. qíng kuàng wán quán bù tóng |
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The One With Ross' Teeth běn jí bō chū:" hēi rén yá gāo xiào guǒ" |
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Hey, guys. nǐ men hǎo |
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How was breakfast with Hillary? Okay. gēn xī lā ruǐ chī fàn chī dé zěn yàng? hái hǎo |
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She' s still depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend. tā hái shì yǒu diǎn wèi le shī liàn ér jǔ sàng |
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Is this Hillary, your hot assistant chef, Hillary? jiù shì nǐ de xìng gǎn èr chú xī lā ruǐ ma? |
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The one that stares at me when I come in? méi cuò wǒ měi cì jìn qù dōu dīng zhe wǒ de nà gè? |
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The one who looked at you once because you got in her way. shì nǐ dǎng lù ér kàn guò nǐ yī yǎn de nà gè |
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Still, I could tell. She was into me. wǒ hái shì kàn de chū lái tā duì wǒ yǒu yì sī |
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Why don' t you set us up? nǐ bāng wǒ men ān pái yī xià ma |
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Are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress? nǐ yào bāng luó sī zhǎo duì xiàng? tā yǒu hūn shā ma? |
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Come on, I' m serious. mó nī kǎ, wǒ shì shuō zhēn de |
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Okay, I' ll do it, but as long as you promise you won' t marry her. méi wèn tí, zhǐ yào nǐ bǎo zhèng bù qǔ tā |
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Fine, I.. What if she' s the one? hǎo, wǒ rú guǒ tā shì wǒ dí zhēn ài ne? |
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Man, you have a problem. nǐ zhēn de yǒu máo bìng |
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Rachel? ruì qiū |
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I' m making up flyers to try to get new massage clients. wǒ zài zuò chuán dān zhǎo xīn kè rén |
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Can I come to Bloomingdale' s and use the copier? wǒ kě yǐ qù bù lǔ míng dài ěr yǐng yìn ma? |
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Sure, but they might think it' s weird since I don' t work there anymore. kě yǐ, dàn tā men huì jué de qí guài yīn wèi wǒ yǐ jīng lí zhí le |
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Oh, my God! What happened? tiān na, zěn me huí shì? |
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I got a job at Ralph Lauren. wǒ tiào cáo dào luó fū luó lán le |
| [03:11.25] |
Well, that' s great! Congratulations! tài hǎo le, gōng xǐ nǐ |
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A year ago. 1 nián le |
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You' ve lasted all year! Good for you. nǐ chēng le 1 nián, hěn hǎo |
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You could still use the copier where I actually work. nǐ hái shì kě yǐ qù wǒ xiàn zài de gōng sī yìn |
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But come by at lunch so my boss doesn' t see you. wǔ xiū shí jiān lái, miǎn de wǒ lǎo bǎn kàn dào |
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Kim will freak out. She doesn' t like me. fǒu zé jīn huì fā biāo tā běn lái jiù bù tài xǐ huān wǒ |
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I don' t think my boss likes me. I don' t think mine likes me. guài le, wǒ de shàng sī yě bù xǐ huān wǒ wǒ de yě shì |
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Maybe it' s a universal thing. huò xǔ zhè shì gòng tōng xiàn xiàng? |
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Maybe because you' re all hanging around here at 11: 30 on a Wednesday. yòu huò xǔ xiàn zài shì shàng bān shí jiān nǐ men què zài zhè lǐ dǎ hùn |
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Let' s head off to work. shàng bān qù ba |
| [03:53.80] |
Thank you. Sure. xiè xiè bù kè qì |
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You will not believe this. shuō le nǐ yí dìng bù xìn |
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I was making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in. wǒ zài yǐng yìn shì yǐng yìn shí luó fū luó lán zǒu le jìn lái |
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Oh, my God. Did you talk to him? tiān na, nǐ yǒu gēn tā shuō huà ma? |
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A little. He seems really nice. yì diǎn diǎn, tā rén mán hǎo de |
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Good kisser. What? wěn gōng chāo bàng shén me |
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What? shén me? |
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You kissed him? Totally. nǐ qīn le tā? méi cuò |
| [04:12.15] |
Phoebe, are you serious? zhēn de hái jiǎ de? zhēn de |
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He came in and introduced himself. wǒ zài lǐ miàn, tā jìn lái zì wǒ jiè shào |
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The next thing I know, we' re making out! rán hòu wǒ men jiù qīn rè le |
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Phoebe, you do know he' s married? fēi bǐ, nǐ zhī dào tā yǐ hūn ba? bù zhī dào |
| [04:25.69] |
Phoebe. fēi bǐ |
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I' m supposed to ask every guy I make out with if he' s married? nán dào měi cì gēn nán rén qīn rè dōu yào xiān wèn |
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No, yeah, I should. wǒ shì gāi wèn |
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Hey, Joey. qiáo yī |
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Can I talk to you for a second? There' s a kid in this picture. kě yǐ gēn nǐ tán yī xià ma? zhào piān lǐ zhè gè xiǎo hái |
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Do you know this kid? Is it a relative? nǐ rèn shi me tā shì nǐ de qīn qī ma? |
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No. I just thought it was cute. bú shì, wǒ zhǐ shì jué de hěn kě ài |
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That' s what I was afraid of. Okay.... wǒ jiù pà zhè yàng, hǎo |
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I really want you to feel at home here, but... jí níng, wǒ xī wàng nǐ zhù dé yú kuài bù guò... |
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some of this new stuff, it' s too girlie. nǐ yǒu xiē dōng xī tài nǚ hái zi qì le |
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Like what? xiàng shén me? |
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Like this. Pictures of cute babies we don' t know. xiàng zhè gè bù rèn shi de kě ài bǎo bǎo de tú piàn |
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We can' t have that. wǒ men bù néng guà zhè zhǒng dōng xī |
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Joey, it' s Anne Geddes. She' s a famous artist. nà shi ān jí dì sī, tā shì míng yì shù jiā |
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I don' t know this baby. I don' t know if she' s a famous artist or not. wǒ bù rèn shi zhè gè bǎo bǎo wǒ bù zhī dào tā shì bú shì míng yì shù jiā |
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I don' t want to be a jerk, but you' re changing too much around here. wǒ bù xiǎng diāo nàn nǐ dàn nǐ zuò de gǎi biàn tài duō le |
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I' m sorry. I wanted to make the place a little nicer. duì bù qǐ wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng ràng jiā lǐ shū fú yì diǎn |
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But it' s too much stuff. dàn shì yě tài duō le |
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You know, you got the candles and the " foofy schmoofer" thing here. nǐ bǎi le là zhú hé nà gè shén me dōng xī |
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Over here, you got a picture of a watering can. zhè lǐ hái yǒu yī fú huā lì de huà |
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I just thought.. wǒ yǐ wéi |
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I' m sure it' s a famous watering can. wǒ xiāng xìn zhè gè huā lì yí dìng hěn yǒu míng |
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But come on. dàn shì bài tuō la |
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And what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom? yù shì nà gè hěn tàng de bàng zi shì shén me? |
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It' s a curling iron. nà shi zhěng fā qì |
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Well, that' s okay then. nà jiù méi guān xì |
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Okay, my towels, for instance. I come into the bathroom... xiàng wǒ de yù jīn, wǒ zǒu jìn yù shì |
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and my towel is not on the floor, where I keep it. wǒ de yù jīn què bù zài dì bǎn shàng |
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It' s up here on some hook. And it smells different. ér shì guà zài gōu gōu shàng wèi dào yě bù yí yàng |
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It' s clean. It feels different. tā biàn gān jìng le mō qǐ lái yě bù yí yàng |
| [06:18.81] |
It' s dry. tā biàn gàn le |
| [06:22.44] |
All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels. hǎo ba, wǒ kě yǐ jiē shòu gān jìng de yù jīn |
| [06:26.01] |
Also what is with these chips you bought? hái yǒu zhèi xiē suì piàn shì zěn yàng? |
| [06:29.08] |
It' s potpourri. You' re supposed to smell it. bù, nà shi gān zào huā, shì yòng lái wén de |
| [06:39.69] |
Well, that' s like summer in a bowl. hǎo xiàng xià tiān bèi fàng zài wǎn lǐ |
| [06:53.78] |
Kim, hi. jīn, nǐ hǎo |
| [07:00.11] |
I handed in that marketing report, and I never got to hear what you thought. wǒ yī zhí bù zhī dào nǐ duì wǒ de xíng xiāo bào gào de kàn fǎ |
| [07:05.62] |
I didn' t read it. wǒ méi kàn |
| [07:10.79] |
The spring line' s really gonna be great this year, huh? jīn nián de chūn zhuāng yí dìng hěn bàng ba? |
| [07:15.43] |
duì |
| [07:20.50] |
I hear Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room. tīng shuō luó fū luó lán zài yǐng yìn shì gēn mǒu rén qīn rè |
| [07:26.34] |
Tell me everything. cóng tóu shuō qǐ |
| [07:31.58] |
Hey, guys. nǐ men hǎo |
| [07:33.55] |
What' s up? zěn yàng a? |
| [07:37.55] |
You know.... jiù shì |
| [07:39.09] |
Oh, my God. wǒ de tiān na |
| [07:41.72] |
What happened to your teeth? nǐ de yá chǐ zěn me le? |
| [07:43.49] |
I whitened them. wǒ piǎo bái le |
| [07:47.50] |
Really? shì ma? |
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What do you think? nǐ men jué de ne? |
| [07:51.67] |
I think I shouldn' t look directly at them. wǒ jué de wǒ bù gāi zhí shì tā |
| [07:54.77] |
Come on, seriously. wǒ shì shuō zhēn de |
| [07:58.84] |
They' re really, really, really white. What was wrong with your old... yě bái dé tài kuā zhāng le nǐ de... |
| [08:03.24] |
human teeth? rén lèi de yá chǐ ne? |
| [08:06.11] |
I did leave the gel on a little longer than it said to. wǒ dí què bǎ piǎo bái jiāo shàng dé bǐ jiào jiǔ |
| [08:10.02] |
How much longer? A day. jiǔ duō jiǔ? 1 tiān |
| [08:14.12] |
Tonight is your date with Hillary. nǐ zhī dào jīn wǎn yào gēn xī lā ruǐ yuē huì ba |
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I know. That' s why I did it. Are they really that bad? zhī dào suǒ yǐ wǒ cái piǎo bái yá chǐ zhēn de yǒu nà me zāo ma? |
| [08:22.80] |
You' ll be fine. Hillary' s blind, right? bú huì, fàng xīn hǎo le xī lā ruǐ shì xiā zi ba? |
| [08:26.80] |
She will be after tonight. guò le jīn wǎn jiù shì le |
| [08:31.11] |
Oh, Rach. Do you notice anything..? ruì qiū, nǐ yǒu méi yǒu fā xiàn |
| [08:33.41] |
Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. nǐ de yá chǐ? wǒ zài wài miàn jiù kàn dào le |
| [08:37.45] |
You guys are never gonna believe this... shuō le nǐ men jué duì bù xìn |
| [08:40.72] |
but Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. fēi bǐ gēn luó fū luó lán qīn rè |
| [08:45.12] |
What? Oh, my God! shén me? wǒ de tiān na |
| [08:46.65] |
She ran into him at my office, and they just made out. tā qù wǒ de bàn gōng shì rán hòu tā men jiù qīn rè le |
| [08:50.32] |
The craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because... zuì chě de shì wǒ yīn cǐ yíng de lǎo bǎn huān xīn |
| [08:53.46] |
it' s the best gossip she' s heard all year. tā shuō zhè shì zhè yī zhěng nián zuì bàng de bā guà |
| [08:56.16] |
I am proud of all my friends today. wǒ jīn tiān zhēn yǐ wǒ de péng yǒu men wèi róng |
| [08:59.80] |
I can' t believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. fēi bǐ jū rán gēn luó fū luó lán qīn rè |
| [09:03.14] |
I' m so jealous! zhēn shì jì dù sǐ le |
| [09:06.27] |
Hi, I' m Chandler, your livein boyfriend. wǒ shì qián dé, nǐ huó shēng shēng de nán péng yǒu |
| [09:09.84] |
Chandler, please. Come on. bài tuō, |
| [09:12.25] |
Look at him. nǐ zì jǐ kàn |
| [09:13.92] |
Well, I am no woman, but that is one tasty dish. wǒ bú shì nǚ rén bù guò tā hái zhēn xiù sè kě cān |
| [09:20.45] |
Here. ná qù |
| [09:21.79] |
Who' s the silver fox? nà gè yín fā lǎo shuài gē shì shuí? |
| [09:25.13] |
That is your makeout buddy. Don' t you recognize him? nà shi nǐ de qīn rè duì xiàng nǐ bù rèn de ma? |
| [09:28.76] |
Oh, wait. děng děng |
| [09:30.03] |
" Phoebe, I love you. Kiss me, please." fēi bǐ wǒ ài nǐ, wěn wǒ |
| [09:34.17] |
That' s not Ralph Lauren. It sounds like him, though. nà cái bú shì luó fū luó lán bù guò shēng yīn yǒu xiàng |
| [09:38.34] |
What? Ralph doesn' t look like that guy. shén me? luó fū gēn tā yì diǎn yě bù xiàng |
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He' s young, and he' s got long hair and a beard and a Hacky Sack.. tā hěn nián qīng, cháng fà luò sāi hú bèi gè dà bāo bāo |
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Oh, my God. That' s not Ralph Lauren. That' s Kenny the copy guy! tiān na, nà bú shì luó fū luó lán nà shi yǐng yìn xiǎo dì kěn ní |
| [09:52.15] |
What? shén me? |
| [09:54.02] |
I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. wán le, wǒ hái pǎo qù gào sù wǒ lǎo bǎn |
| [09:57.22] |
If she finds out that I lied to her, she' ll hate me even more. Phoebe! yào shì tā fā xiàn wǒ piàn tā yí dìng huì gèng tǎo yàn wǒ, fēi bǐ |
| [10:01.70] |
Why would the copy guy say he' s Ralph Lauren? nà gè xiǎo dì wèi shí me zì chēng luó fū luó lán |
| [10:04.47] |
To get you to make out with him! hǎo piàn nǐ gēn tā qīn rè a |
| [10:13.64] |
This will make them look less white. yě xǔ zhè jiàn néng yā zhù nǐ de bái yá |
| [10:20.82] |
Nope. bù xíng |
| [10:22.98] |
Colors that don' t work are... hǎo, méi yǒu yòng de yán sè yǒu |
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blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange and purple. lán huáng lǜ hóng hēi bái jú hé zǐ |
| [10:30.39] |
Do you wanna try this highlighter again? yào bú yào zài tú yī cì liàng cǎi yè? |
| [10:34.00] |
No, I think it poisoned me a little. bú yào, wǒ yǒu diǎn fǎn wèi |
| [10:37.73] |
The date starts in an hour. What am I' m gonna do? lí yuē huì zhǐ shèng 1 xiǎo shí wǒ gāi zěn me bàn |
| [10:41.74] |
Maybe if your skin was lighter, your teeth wouldn' t look so bright. yào shì nǐ de fū sè bái yì diǎn yá chǐ jiù bú huì nà me xiǎn yǎn |
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Oh, great! So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you. tài hǎo le, suǒ yǐ wǒ qù huàn fū jiù xíng le xiè xiè nǐ |
| [10:52.65] |
If we put just a little bit of makeup on you.. wǒ shì shuō nǐ kě yǐ huà yì diǎn zhuāng |
| [10:55.58] |
Whoa! |
| [10:57.25] |
We' re not 13 anymore. wǒ men yǐ jīng bú shì 13 suì le |
| [11:01.62] |
This is the only thing left that has a shot at working. zhǐ shèng zhè gè kě xíng de bàn fǎ |
| [11:04.79] |
Won' t she notice I have makeup on? tā bú huì fā xiàn wǒ yǒu huà zhuāng ma? |
| [11:06.93] |
Half the guys out there have makeup on. bài tuō, bàn shù de nán rén dōu yǒu huà zhuāng |
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What? shén me? |
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Half the people.. I mean.. Just try it and see. bàn shù de rén, nǐ jiù shì shì kàn ma |
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I am not putting on makeup. bú yào, wǒ sǐ yě bù huà zhuāng |
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Hello? Ross, could you put up some of these flyers for me? tài hǎo le luó sī, bāng wǒ tiē jǐ zhāng chuán dān hǎo ma? |
| [11:22.11] |
No! Demon! Demon! mó guǐ! mó guǐ! |
| [11:30.95] |
Our drawers will smell nice, and we didn' t waste these pantyhose. zhè yàng chōu tì jiù huì xiāng xiāng de jiù kù wà yě méi làng fèi |
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God forbid we throw out old underwear. shì a, rēng jiù nèi yī huì zāo tiān dǎ léi pī |
| [11:39.63] |
You know what? I' m gonna go over to Joey' s. wǒ yào qù qiáo yī nà biān |
| [11:42.33] |
We' ve got to organize the wrapping paper. wǒ men hái yào zhěng lǐ bāo zhuāng zhǐ chōu tì |
| [11:46.20] |
I' ve really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. duì, dàn wǒ jīn tiān yǐ jīng gòu nǚ xìng huà le |
| [11:49.67] |
In fact, we' re two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple. zài fèng liǎng gè xiāng fēn dài wǒ men jiù yào biàn chéng nǚ tóng zhì le |
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This has been a girlie day. You' re right. I' m sorry. jīn tiān dí què hěn nǚ hái zi qì nǐ shuō de duì, bào qiàn |
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I just feel like I need to be in a " guy" place... bú huì, wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng qù nán rén de jiā |
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do kind of a " man" thing. zuò nán rén zuò de shì |
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You go over to Joey' s and... méi cuò, qù qiáo yī jiā ba |
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drink some beer and hammer up some dry wall. qù qiáo yī jiā hē pí jiǔ chuí qiáng bì |
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When guys hang out, they don' t just drink beer and hammer up dry wall. nán rén bìng fēi zhǐ huì hē jiǔ chuí qiáng bì |
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When girls hang out, we don' t have pillow fights in our underwear. nǚ shēng yě bú huì chuān nèi yī dǎ zhěn tou zhàng |
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I' m sorry. We do. duì bù qǐ, wǒ men huì |
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I don' t know why I said that. wǒ bù zhī dào wèi shí me shuō bú huì |
| [12:28.08] |
Hey, Chandler. qián dé |
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Come on in. We' re knitting potholders. jìn lái, wǒ men zài zhī gé rè shǒu tào |
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No, thanks, Josephine. bù liǎo, qiáo sè fēn |
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Ross, I was wondering if.. luó sī, wǒ xiǎng shuō |
| [12:46.63] |
Oh, my God! Where are all the men? tiān na, nán rén dōu sǐ nǎ qù le? |
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Hi, Kim. Hi, Rachel. jīn ruì qiū |
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Remember what happened yesterday? Well, it didn' t happen. jì de wǒ zuó tiān shuō de shì ma? qí shí méi nà huí shì |
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You didn' t cancel the fabric order? nǐ méi yǒu qǔ xiāo tái wān de bù liào dìng dān? |
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Okay, two things didn' t happen. hǎo, yǒu liǎng jiàn shì méi nà huí shì |
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Remember I told you someone made out with Ralph Lauren? wǒ bú shì shuō yǒu rén zài yǐng yìn shì gēn luó fū luó lán qīn rè? |
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Well, it turns out that' s not true. jié guǒ shì jiǎ de |
| [13:20.13] |
It' s not true? That' s interesting. shì jiǎ de? nà jiù hǎo wán le |
| [13:22.40] |
Because I checked. Only one keycard was used to access the copier... yīn wèi wǒ qù chá guò zuó tiān wǔ xiū shí jiān... |
| [13:27.13] |
yesterday during lunch, and that keycard belonged to you. shuā kǎ jìn yǐng yìn shì de zhǐ yǒu nǐ yí gè |
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You think I made out with him? bù tiān na, nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ gēn tā qīn rè |
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Listen to me... tīng zhe |
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sleeping with Ralph is not gonna get you my job. yào shì nǐ yǐ wéi gēn luó fū shàng chuáng jiù néng zuò shàng wǒ de wèi zi, nǐ jiù cuò le |
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I don' t want your job. I don' t. wǒ bù xiǎng zuò nǐ de wèi zi, zhēn de |
| [13:41.15] |
This is a mistake. I didn' t make out with him. zhè zhēn shì tiān dà de wù huì wǒ méi gēn tā qīn rè, |
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Nobody made out with him. I didn' t use my keycard yesterday. méi rén gēn tā qīn rè wǒ zuó tiān méi yòng wǒ dí kǎ |
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I don' t even know how to use my keycard. wǒ lián shuā kǎ dōu bú huì |
| [13:52.13] |
Hi, Ralph. Hi, Kim. luó fū jīn |
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Yeah. Nothing happened. shì a, méi gēn tā qīn rè |
| [14:14.85] |
You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife. gāng cái de qíng yù zhāng lì yī chù jí fā |
| [14:24.99] |
After that, what could I do except become a chef? zhī hòu wǒ yě zhǐ néng qù dāng chú shī |
| [14:29.66] |
Soon, I hope to open my own restaurant. wǒ jiāng lái xiǎng zì jǐ kāi cān tīng |
| [14:35.10] |
You' re a really great listener. nǐ hěn shàn yú qīng tīng |
| [14:37.61] |
Most guys I go out with, they talk and talk. wǒ jiāo wǎng guò de nán rén duō bàn jiǎng gè bù tíng |
| [14:43.34] |
It' s like, " Shut your mouth." You know? tīng dào hòu lái zhēn xiǎng jiào tā men bì zuǐ |
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I' ve been talking too much. Why don' t we talk about you? wǒ shuō tài duō le, lái liáo liáo nǐ ba |
| [14:54.86] |
Come on, I want to know. shuō ma, wǒ xiǎng zhī dào |
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Okay. I' m from Long lsland. hǎo, wǒ shì cháng dǎo rén |
| [15:02.83] |
I came to the city for college. lái niǔ yuē niàn shū |
| [15:06.70] |
I have a 5yearold son, and in my spare time... wǒ yǒu gè 5 suì de ér zi píng cháng... |
| [15:10.77] |
I like to read spy novels. But let' s talk more about you. xǐ huān kàn kàn dié bào xiǎo shuō zài lái liáo liáo nǐ ba |
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If you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan... hěn bàng de shì rú guǒ xiān bǎ huā jīng dǐ bù zài píng dǐ guō shàng kǎo yī xià |
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your arrangement will look fresh much longer. huā jiù néng kāi dé gèng jiǔ |
| [15:27.86] |
Joey, that is such a great tip! hǎo bàng de xiǎo mì jué |
| [15:31.46] |
Monica, I need to talk to the girl with the flowers. mó nī kǎ, qǐng nǐ chū qù yī xià wǒ yǒu shì zhǎo nà wèi chā huā de nǚ shì |
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Okay, but I' m gonna teach you how to make a bird feeder... qiáo yī, nǐ dāi huì guò lái, wǒ jiào nǐ |
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out of a pine cone and some peanut butter. yòng sōng guǒ hé huā shēng jiàng zuò wèi niǎo qì |
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I love birds. wǒ zuì xǐ huān niǎo le |
| [15:47.81] |
What is the matter with you? nǐ shì zěn me gǎo de? |
| [15:50.48] |
What? You' re arranging flowers! shén me? nǐ zài chā huā |
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You got dead flowers! nǐ fàng kū diào de huā |
| [15:56.02] |
You' ve got a picture of a baby dressed like flowers! nǐ guà bàn chéng yī duǒ huā de bǎo bǎo zhào piān |
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This is not Joey! zhè bú shì qiáo yī |
| [16:02.26] |
Look, I am still Joey, okay? wǒ hái shì qiáo yī, hǎo ma |
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Flowers, they' re just nice to look at. huā zhǐ bù guò shì hěn hǎo kàn |
| [16:08.70] |
And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist of a famous baby. nà shi yí gè míng shè yǐng shī zhào de bǎo bǎo yě hěn yǒu míng |
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You' re turning into a woman. nǐ zhèng zài biàn chéng nǚ rén |
| [16:16.74] |
No, I' m not. wǒ méi yǒu |
| [16:18.51] |
Why would you say that? That' s just mean. nǐ zěn me zhè me shuō? hào wù liè ō |
| [16:23.34] |
Now I' ve upset you? What did I say? wǒ rě nǐ shēng qì le? wǒ shuō le shén me? |
| [16:26.18] |
It' s not what you said. It' s the way you said it. bú shì nǐ shuō le shén me, shì nǐ de kǒu qì |
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Oh, my God! tiān na |
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I' m a woman! wǒ shì nǚ rén |
| [16:39.89] |
So now she thinks that I made out with him to get her job. xiàn zài tā jué de wǒ gēn tā shàng chuáng hǎo bǎ tā tī xià qù |
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Why didn' t you just tell the truth? I did. nǐ zěn me bù gēn tā shuō shí huà? wǒ shuō le |
| [16:46.77] |
She doesn' t think anyone would confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren. dàn shì tā jué de bú huì yǒu rén chǔn dào bǎ yǐng yìn xiǎo dì dàng chéng luó fū luó lán |
| [16:53.07] |
What if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? rú guǒ kěn ní cái shì gōng sī de shǒu nǎo ne? |
| [16:56.91] |
What if Kenny hired that Ralph guy to be the pretty front man, huh? gǎo bù hǎo luó fū luó lán zhǐ shì gè mén miàn |
| [17:00.95] |
Did she ever think of that? tā xiǎng guò ma? |
| [17:06.92] |
You were with Kenny today. nǐ jīn tiān gēn kěn ní yuē huì le ba? |
| [17:09.06] |
Just for a second. zhǐ yǒu yī xià xià |
| [17:12.06] |
Phoebe, what am I gonna do? fēi bǐ, wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [17:15.16] |
The only thing you can do. Sleep with him. nǐ zhǐ hǎo gēn luó fū luó lán shàng chuáng le |
| [17:19.07] |
I' m not gonna sleep with him. I mean, I could, but I wouldn' t. wǒ cái bù gēn luó fū luó lán shàng chuáng wǒ kě yǐ, dàn shì wǒ bú huì |
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Sleep with Kenny. gēn kěn ní shàng chuáng |
| [17:30.58] |
That wouldn' t help me. Oh, yes, it would. nà yàng duì wǒ yě méi hǎo chù hǎo chù kě dà le |
| [17:36.98] |
I' ve had a really good time tonight. jīn wǎn zhēn de hěn kāi xīn |
| [17:39.32] |
I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date. wǒ hěn shǎo dì yī cì yuē huì jiù zhè me xīn yǒu líng xī |
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Me neither. wǒ yě shì |
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I' ve had a really good time too, you know. wǒ yě hěn kāi xīn |
| [17:53.43] |
Are you gonna eat that bread? nǐ yào chī nà kuài miàn bāo ma? |
| [17:56.27] |
I just like the smell. wǒ zhǐ shì xǐ huān wén |
| [18:02.18] |
You make me laugh. nǐ hǎo hǎo xiào |
| [18:05.65] |
Would you like to move to the couch? yào bú yào qù shā fā shàng zuò? |
| [18:13.72] |
Maybe I' ll just turn down the lights a little? wǒ bǎ dēng guāng diào àn yì diǎn hǎo le |
| [18:17.19] |
How about all the way? gān cuì guān dēng rú hé? |
| [18:19.69] |
Okay. hǎo |
| [18:28.07] |
Wow, cool poster. hǎo kù de hǎi bào |
| [18:30.04] |
Or should I say, " groovy poster"? hái shì yào shuō hǎo qiǎng yǎn de hǎi bào |
| [18:35.14] |
So... |
| [18:37.85] |
where were we? gāng cái liáo dào nǎ lǐ? |
| [18:44.22] |
Are those your teeth? nà shi nǐ de yá chǐ ma? |
| [18:49.19] |
You can see them, huh? nǐ kàn de jiàn shì ba? |
| [18:51.86] |
Yes. They' re insanely white. duì, bái de hěn xià rén |
| [18:55.10] |
I did that for you. wǒ tè dì wèi nǐ piǎo bái de |
| [18:58.93] |
What' s the matter with you? nǐ yǒu máo bìng ma? |
| [19:01.34] |
What' s the matter with me? You' ve got a black light. It' s 1999! wǒ yǒu máo bìng? nǐ hái zhuāng hēi guāng dēng dōu 1999 nián le |
| [19:13.75] |
Oh, good. Kim, hi. tài hǎo le, jīn |
| [19:15.88] |
Hi, Rachel. I wanted to ask you, have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? ruì qiū, wǒ yī zhí xiǎng wèn nǐ nǐ kàn guò xīn de luó fū luó lán chuáng dān ma? |
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What am I thinking? Of course you have. wǒ zài xiǎng shén me, nǐ dāng rán kàn guò |
| [19:24.46] |
Okay, look. hǎo |
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I' m sorry that I lied to you before. hěn bào qiàn zhī qián duì nǐ shuō huǎng |
| [19:28.53] |
You were right. Ralph and I were an item, but we' re not anymore. nǐ cāi dé méi cuò luó fū hé wǒ jiāo wǎng guò dàn yǐ jīng jié shù le |
| [19:33.43] |
Oh, really? shì ma? |
| [19:34.97] |
Yeah, he dumped me. duì, tā shuǎi le wǒ |
| [19:38.27] |
He said, " Rachel, I can' t do this. tā shuō" ruì qiū, wǒ bù néng zhè yàng" |
| [19:42.11] |
Even though you' re a very, very... " suī rán nǐ zhēn de... |
| [19:45.48] |
very beautiful woman... hěn měi hěn měi" |
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I can' t do this. I' m married and I' m sorry." " wǒ bù néng zhè yàng" " wǒ yǒu jiā shì, duì bù qǐ" |
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But he said, " And you will never get promoted... rán hòu bù zhī wèi hé tā yòu shuō " nǐ yǒng yuǎn yě bú huì shēng zhí" |
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especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog... " yóu qí bù kě néng gāo guò jīn" " tā shì luó fū luó lán tǐ xì" |
| [19:59.56] |
in the Ralph Lauren machine." " bù kě huò quē de zhòng yào rén wù" |
| [20:03.80] |
You expect me to believe.. nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ huì xiāng xìn |
| [20:07.50] |
Hi, Ralph. Hi, Kim. luó fū jīn |
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Oh, my God. tiān na |
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He gave you the coldest look I' ve ever seen. It' s like he hates you! tā kàn nǐ de yǎn shén hǎo lěng kù fǎng fú duì nǐ hèn zhī rù gǔ |
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Then it is true! suǒ yǐ shì zhēn de luó |
| [20:38.17] |
Of course it' s true. And it hurts so bad. dāng rán shì zhēn de, wǒ hǎo nán guò |
| [20:43.47] |
Oh, honey, come here. guò lái, |
| [20:45.87] |
Oh, it' ll be okay. nǐ huì méi shì de |
| [20:48.81] |
We' ve all been there. dà jiā dōu yí yàng |
| [20:54.45] |
You and Ralph? nǐ hé luó fū? |
| [20:57.55] |
Kenny the copy boy. yǐng yìn xiǎo dì kěn ní |
| [21:05.93] |
" xiàn gěi gài r yuē sè fū" |
| [21:13.20] |
I need to talk to you. What' s the matter? You upset? wǒ yǒu shì yào shuō zěn me le? nǐ xīn qíng bù hǎo? |
| [21:16.77] |
Would you like me to get a pint of ice cream and two spoons? yào bú yào fēn yī tǒng bīng qí lín? |
| [21:20.24] |
No, no, no ice cream. Look.... bù bú yào bīng qí lín |
| [21:24.21] |
We gotta get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. wǒ hěn bào qiàn wǒ men dé bǎ zhèi xiē nǚ shēng de dōng xī rēng diào |
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I gotta be a man! wǒ dé dàng gè nán rén |
| [21:29.35] |
The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? kè tīng bì xū wéi chí nán rén de fēng gé |
| [21:33.15] |
That' s the way it has to be. jiù shì zhè yàng |
| [21:35.09] |
I' ll just put it all in my room. jì rán rú cǐ, wǒ jiù ná huí wǒ fáng lǐ |
| [21:37.92] |
Good. Great. hǎo hěn hǎo |
| [21:39.86] |
Thanks for being so understanding. xiè xiè nǐ de liàng jiě |
| [21:42.60] |
I didn' t want to make a big deal out of this. wǒ bù xiǎng gǎo de hěn nán kàn |
| [21:46.67] |
But you could put the picture of the famous baby in my room. bǎo bǎo de zhào piān kě yǐ guà zài wǒ fáng lǐ |
| [21:50.24] |
I mean, if you want to. rú guǒ nǐ yào de huà |
| [21:54.34] |
Okay. hǎo |
| [21:55.58] |
And maybe the watering can there. huā lì de huà yě kě yǐ |
| [21:58.45] |
Sure. hǎo |
| [21:59.68] |
And a couple of these little tiny boxes. hái yǒu yī liǎng gè xiǎo hé zi |
| [22:03.62] |
Joey, do you want me to put it all in your room? qiáo yī, yào bú yào dōu fàng dào nǐ fáng lǐ? |
| [22:07.02] |
Okay. hǎo ba |