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Okay, Rach, that' s muffin and espresso, 4. 50. ruì qiū, sōng bǐng jiā nóng suō kā fēi 4 kuài 5 |
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Ross, double latte, 2. 75. Chandler, coffee and a scone, 4. 25. luó sī, shuāng fèn ná tiě 2 kuài 7 máo 5 qián dé, kā fēi hé xiǎo yuán bǐng 4 kuài 2 máo 5 |
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And Phoebe, herbal tea, 1. 25. fēi bǐ, huā chá, 1 kuài 2 máo 5 |
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All together that' s 12. 75. zǒng gòng shì 12 kuài 7 máo 5 |
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This coming from the man who couldn' t split our 80 phone bill in half. zhè shì 80 yuán diàn huà fèi chú yǐ èr bú huì chú de rén |
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How much do I owe you? wǒ de sōng bǐng hé ná tiě duō shǎo qián? |
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That' s on the house, courtesy of Joey Tribbiani. nǐ de yóu qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní miǎn fèi zhāo dài |
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Great. Well, tell him thanks. zhēn hǎo, bāng wǒ xiè xiè tā |
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And since Joey seems like such a nice guy... jì rán qiáo yī rén zhè me hǎo |
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maybe we could go out? yě xǔ wǒ men kě yǐ yuē gè huì |
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He' s not used to women being so forward... tā bù tài xí guàn nǚ rén zhè me zhǔ dòng |
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but I could check with him. He says it' s okay. bù guò wǒ wèn guò tā, tā shuō hǎo |
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Great. Thanks. Byebye. tài hǎo le, xiè xiè, zài jiàn |
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How come our stuff isn' t free? qiáo yī, wèi shí me wǒ men bú shì miǎn fèi? |
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It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt. děng nǐ chuān zhǎi qún yě nà me là jiù kě yǐ miǎn fèi le |
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I' m getting more dates than ever. zhēn hǎo, wǒ de yuē huì pò jì lù de duō |
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You' re only giving free stuff to the pretty girls? màn zhe, nǐ zhǐ suàn měi nǚ miǎn fèi? |
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Joey, that is so gross! duì a, hào wù xīn ō |
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How about a scone on the house, baby? yào bú yào lái yí kuài miǎn fèi xiǎo yuán bǐng? |
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I' m pretty. wǒ shì měi nǚ |
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The One With Rachel' s Sister běn jí bō chū:" jiě mèi dà bǐ pīn" |
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Hey, does anyone have any gum? I do. yǒu rén yǒu kǒu xiāng táng ma? wǒ yǒu |
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Here. Sorry. ná yī xià |
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Oh, you know what? hǎo xiàng shì |
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No. bú shì |
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Wait a second. děng yī xià |
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I know it' s in here. You know what? I' m good. wǒ jì de wǒ yǒu suàn le, bù yòng le |
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Sorry, I guess it' s in my big bag. bào qiàn, dà gài zài wǒ de dà dài zi lǐ |
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Say, does anybody have a goldfish? yǒu rén yǒu jīn yú ma? |
| [02:23.07] |
Why are you here? Shouldn' t you be at work? nǐ zěn me huí lái le? bú shì zài shàng bān? |
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They sent me home. They said I can' t work if I' m sick. tā men jiào wǒ huí jiā shuō shí mǒ gǎn mào bù néng zuò cài |
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Sorry you' re sick. I' m not sick! zhēn kě lián wǒ méi yǒu gǎn mào |
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I don' t get sick. Getting sick is for weaklings, it' s for pansies. wǒ cái bú huì gǎn mào ruǎn ruò hé niáng niang qiāng de rén cái huì gǎn mào |
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No one thinks that you' re a pansy... méi yǒu rén jué de nǐ niáng niang qiāng |
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but we do think that you need a tissue. dàn wǒ men jué de nǐ xū yào miàn zhǐ |
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I have not been sick in over three years. wǒ yǐ jīng 3 nián duō méi gǎn mào le |
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I think you' re sick because that used to be in your nose. wǒ jué de nǐ gǎn mào le, yīn wèi nà gè yuán běn zài nǐ de bí zi lǐ |
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I' ll get tissue. wǒ bāng nǐ ná jǐ zhāng miàn zhǐ |
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I don' t need a tissue. I' m fined. wǒ bù xū yào miàn zhǐ, wǒ hěn hǎo nǎ |
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When you put a D at the end of fine... hǎo de hòu miàn hái jiā gè nǎ |
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you' re not fine. jiù shì bù hǎo nǎ |
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I' m fined. wǒ hěn hǎo nǎ |
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I' m fined. wǒ hěn hǎo nǎ |
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It' s a really hard word to say. zhè jù huà hěn nán shuō |
| [03:29.94] |
Yes? Hi. Is Rachel here? I' m her sister. nǎ yī wèi? ruì qiū zài ma? wǒ shì tā de mèi mei |
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Oh, my God, Jill! tiān na, jí ér |
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Oh, my God, Rachel! tiān na, ruì qiū |
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Oh, my God, introduce us. tiān na, jiè shào yī xià ba |
| [03:40.28] |
This is Chandler. And you know Monica and Ross. zhè wèi shì qián dé nǐ rèn shi mó nī kǎ hé luó sī |
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And that' s Phoebe. And that' s Joey. nà shi fēi bǐ, nà shi qiáo yī |
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How you doing? Don' t! nǐ hǎo ma? bié |
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Honey, what are you doing here? nǐ zěn me lái le? |
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Which sister is this? zhè shì něi gè mèi mei? |
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Is this the spoiled one or the one that bit her? bèi chǒng huài de hái shì fèn shì jí sú de? |
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Daddy cut me off. lǎo bà duàn le wǒ de cái yuán |
| [04:01.67] |
Never mind, I got it. wǒ zhī dào le |
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You know what I said? nǐ zhī dào wǒ zěn me shuō? |
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I said," I' ll hire a lawyer, sue you, take all your money... wǒ shuō " wǒ yào qǐng yí gè lǜ shī bǎ nǐ de qián dōu gào guò lái" |
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and cut you off!" " rán hòu duàn le nǐ de cái yuán" |
| [04:10.81] |
Wow. What did he say? nà tā zěn me shuō? |
| [04:12.48] |
That he wouldn' t pay for my lawyer. tā shuō bù bāng wǒ fù lǜ shī fèi |
| [04:15.68] |
Then he told me to learn the value of money... hái jiào wǒ gēn tā wéi yī zì háo de nǚ ér |
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from the one daughter he' s actually proud of. lái xué xué jīn qián de jià zhí |
| [04:22.79] |
Did you hear that? My dad' s proud of me. nǐ men tīng dào le ma? wǒ bà yǐ wǒ wèi róng |
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My dad' s proud of me. wǒ bà yǐ wǒ wèi róng |
| [04:28.13] |
Rach? Oh, yeah. Sorry. ruì qiū? hǎo, bào qiàn |
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Honey, so what did you do that made Dad cut you off? bà wèi shí me bù gěi nǐ qián? |
| [04:34.30] |
Okay, I bought a boat. wǒ mǎi le yī sōu chuán |
| [04:36.04] |
You bought a boat? nǐ mǎi le yī sōu chuán? |
| [04:38.14] |
It wasn' t for me, it was for a friend. bú shì wǒ yào de, shì yào sòng péng yǒu de |
| [04:41.61] |
Boy, did we make friends with the wrong sister. wǒ men bù gāi gēn jiě jie jiāo péng yǒu de |
| [04:45.88] |
I knew it was stupid and I shouldn' t have done it... wǒ zhī dào zhè yàng hěn chǔn hěn bù yīng gāi |
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but she bought me all these CDs and said I had a cute haircut. dàn tā sòng wǒ yī dà duī CD hái shuō wǒ de fà xíng hěn piào liàng |
| [04:52.75] |
And your daddy didn' t understand? ér nǐ bà què bù néng lǐ jiě? |
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I know, and usually I just cry and say I' m sorry and he forgives me. jiù shì a tōng cháng wǒ kū zhe dào qiàn jiù méi shì le |
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Oh, yes, good criers, the Green girls. méi cuò, gé lín jiā de nǚ shēng zuì huì kū le |
| [05:06.13] |
I mean, the Green sisters. wǒ shì shuō gé lín jiā de jiě mèi |
| [05:12.21] |
Man, no matter how you say it... bù guǎn zěn me shuō... |
| [05:13.78] |
it still sounds like you' re talking about green people. tīng qǐ lái dōu xiàng gé lí |
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I' m at rock bottom. wǒ zhēn shì lěng dào jí diǎn |
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This is the best thing that could' ve happened to you. jí ér, zhè shì yī cì zuì hǎo de jiào xùn |
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You' ve needed to get out on your own. fǎn zhèng nǐ yě de dú lì |
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When I did it, at first I was scared, but then look at me now. wǒ gāng dú lì shí yě hěn hài pà jié guǒ xiàn zài ne |
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I am the only daughter that Dad is proud of. wǒ shì wéi yī ràng lǎo bà jiāo ào de nǚ ér |
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I can' t believe him. How does he expect me to buy stuff? tā zhēn shì tài chě le wǒ yào zěn me mǎi dōng xi? |
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Maybe, you know, you won' t buy stuff for a while. nà nǐ jiù xiān bú yào mǎi dōng xi |
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I don' t understand. wǒ bù dǒng |
| [05:46.24] |
This is what you' ll do. You' re gonna get a job. nǐ xiàn zài yào zuò de shì zhǎo yī fèn gōng zuò |
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You' re gonna get an apartment. zhǎo yī jiān gōng yù |
| [05:51.25] |
And then you will live off the money that you earn. rán hòu kào nǐ zì jǐ zhuàn de qián guò huó |
| [05:54.65] |
Okay, I know this is what you did... hǎo, wǒ zhī dào nǐ shì zhè yàng |
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but that doesn' t sound like me. dàn zhè bù xiàng wǒ de zuò fēng |
| [06:01.02] |
Okay, but it can be. It can be you. dàn nǐ kě yǐ zuò dé dào wǒ huì bāng nǐ |
| [06:03.22] |
And you can stay with us. Right, Phoebe? nǐ kě yǐ gēn wǒ men zhù fēi bǐ, kě yǐ ba? |
| [06:06.43] |
Of course, yeah. Oh, that' s so great! dāng rán kě yǐ tài hǎo le |
| [06:09.26] |
Okay, I' m really gonna do this. I don' t know how to thank you. hǎo, nà wǒ jiù lái dú lì zhēn bù zhī dào gāi zěn me xiè xiè nǐ men |
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Oh, I like cars. wǒ xǐ huān qì chē |
| [06:21.48] |
You all finished? Yes. nǐ chī wán le ma? chī wán le |
| [06:23.24] |
Great. tài hǎo le |
| [06:28.48] |
Okay, here are the tips for this morning. zǎo shàng de xiǎo fèi chū lái le |
| [06:31.22] |
Jen gets 50, 50 for me and Joey owes 8 dollars. zhēn 50, wǒ 50 qiáo yī qiàn 8 kuài qián |
| [06:36.82] |
What? For all the free food you gave away. shén me? yīn wèi nǐ dào chù sòng chī de |
| [06:39.23] |
If it' s free, how come you' re charging me for it? jì rán shì sòng de, wèi shí me gēn wǒ yào qián |
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We don' t give anything away unless it' s a birthday. wǒ men zhǐ miǎn fèi zhāo dài shòu xīng |
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What if they came in third in a modeling contest? nà mó tè ér bǐ sài dì sān míng ne? |
| [06:51.31] |
No. bù xíng |
| [06:52.57] |
Sorry. bào qiàn |
| [06:57.55] |
I just had the hardest day. Some of these are so heavy. wǒ jīn tiān hǎo cǎn, zhèi xiē dài zi hǎo zhòng |
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How did you pay? I thought your dad took your credit card. jí ér, nǐ zěn me yǒu qián? nǐ bà bú shì bǎ xìn yòng kǎ dōu shōu zǒu le? |
| [07:05.92] |
I memorized those numbers when I was 15. bài tuō, wǒ 15 suì jiù huì bèi kǎ hào le |
| [07:09.46] |
But look at all the cool makeitonmyown stuff I got! nǐ men kàn wǒ mǎi de zhèi xiē dú lì xíng tou |
| [07:13.16] |
This is my " Please hire me" sweater. zhè shì" qǐng gù yōng wǒ" máo yī |
| [07:16.33] |
And these are my " Don' t you want to rent me this apartment?" pants. zhè shì " nǐ bù xiǎng bǎ fáng zi zū wǒ ma" kù zi |
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Charging clothes to your dad doesn' t qualify as making it on your own. ràng nǐ bà fù nǐ de zhì zhuāng fèi bù suàn dú lì |
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Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical. dà kē xué jiā jiù shì zhè me sǐ bǎn |
| [07:30.51] |
Rachel' s not gonna think it' s a good idea. ruì qiū zhēn de bú huì zàn chéng |
| [07:33.38] |
So who made her queen of the world? I would love that job! shuí fēng tā dāng nǚ wáng le? wǒ chāo xiǎng dāng nǚ wáng de |
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What' s going on? zěn me yàng a? |
| [07:41.46] |
Jill! jí ér |
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Did you shop? nǐ pǎo qù guàng jiē ma? |
| [07:46.13] |
No. méi yǒu |
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They did. shì tā men |
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Yeah, we went shopping! duì, wǒ men pǎo qù guàng jiē |
| [07:54.90] |
You went shopping? nǐ men pǎo qù guàng jiē? |
| [07:56.47] |
Then you came here and paraded it under Jill' s nose... rán hòu bǎ dōng xī xiù gěi jí ér kàn? |
| [07:59.94] |
when you know she' s trying to quit. That' s terrible. nǐ men míng zhī tā xiǎng jiè diào nǐ men zhēn chà jìn |
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Sorry, Jill. bào qiàn jí ér |
| [08:07.45] |
So, what' d you get? nǐ men mǎi le shén me? |
| [08:09.05] |
Oh, well, all right. Thank you. wǒ mǎi le xiè xiè |
| [08:11.59] |
I got this, you know, " I want a job" sweater. wǒ mǎi le zhè jiàn " wǒ yào gōng zuò" máo yī |
| [08:17.16] |
And then I got.. These are apartment pants. hái mǎi le zhè tiáo gōng yù kù |
| [08:23.60] |
Apartment pants? gōng yù kù? |
| [08:26.17] |
You' ve never heard of them? duì, nǐ méi tīng guò ma? |
| [08:28.57] |
Of course I' ve heard of them. dāng rán tīng guò |
| [08:32.01] |
Ross, what' d you get? luó sī nà nǐ ne? |
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I got this... wǒ mǎi le zhè gè |
| [08:37.41] |
This. zhè gè |
| [08:40.98] |
A pashmina? Yeah! pà shén mǐ nà pī jiān? duì |
| [08:45.35] |
I love these babies. wǒ ài sǐ tā le |
| [08:51.79] |
Really? shì ma? |
| [08:53.59] |
What' s a pashmina? pà shén mǐ nà shì shén me? |
| [08:56.50] |
It' s a rug. yī zhǒng xiǎo tǎn zi |
| [08:59.97] |
Jill? jí ér? |
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I' m sorry, Rachel. ruì qiū, duì bù qǐ |
| [09:05.41] |
You think that' s gonna work on me? I invented that. bài tuō, nǐ zhēn yǐ wéi wǒ huì shàng dàng? lèi yǎn gōng shì shì wǒ fā míng de |
| [09:10.65] |
Right! But I am sorry. yě duì, dàn wǒ zhēn de hěn bào qiàn |
| [09:14.32] |
It' s okay. One little setback is okay. suàn le, zǒu yī cì huí tóu lù hái hǎo |
| [09:17.22] |
But don' t let it happen again, okay? Okay. jiù shì bié zài fàn le, hǎo ma? hǎo. |
| [09:20.79] |
Now, since Daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. jì rán zhè shì lǎo bà fù de qián wǒ yīng gāi quán dōu mò shōu |
| [09:25.33] |
But I' m just gonna take the pashmina. bù guò wǒ mò shōu pī jiān jiù hǎo |
| [09:30.83] |
And the pants. hái yǒu nà tiáo kù zi |
| [09:33.83] |
I' ll take it all, because that way, you' ll learn the lesson. hái shì dōu mò shōu hǎo le zhè yàng nǐ cái néng dé dào jiào xùn |
| [09:38.41] |
All right. |
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I' m gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. wǒ yǒu shì yào máng, wǒ men wǎn cān jiàn |
| [09:46.98] |
She took all my stuff. dōu bèi tā ná zǒu le |
| [09:49.18] |
Yeah. Everything but the little blue one. méi cuò, chú le zhè gè lán sè xiǎo dài zi |
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That' s the best one! zhè yí yàng zuì bàng le |
| [09:55.56] |
Oh, my God. Thank you so much! tiān na, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [09:58.36] |
Well, hey. |
| [10:01.00] |
Oh, my gosh, that was so lame. Like a pashmina could be a rug. tiān na, nǐ hǎo xùn ō pà shén mǐ nà zěn me huì shì xiǎo tǎn zi |
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Oh, yeah? How about you with the " I' m sorry"? nà nǐ ne?" duì bù qǐ" |
| [10:08.57] |
Shut up! I wasn' t like that at all. bì zuǐ, wǒ nǎ yǒu nà me ě xīn |
| [10:10.94] |
What about what I said about the apartment pants? How dumb was l? wǒ nà gè gōng yù kù ne? gòu chǔn ba? |
| [10:18.78] |
Were you this cute in high school? Oh, stop. nǐ gāo zhōng shí yǒu zhè me kě ài ma? bié nào le |
| [10:21.75] |
No, you stop. No, you stop. nǐ cái bié nào le nǐ cái bié nào le |
| [10:25.19] |
Why don' t I sit here and then you' ll both stop it? nǐ bié nào le hǎo, wǒ zuò zhōng wèn, nǐ men dōu bié nào le |
| [10:31.19] |
Okay. So, what do you want to do? nǐ xiǎng zuò shí mǒ? |
| [10:33.79] |
Let' s do something crazy. wǒ men lái fēng yī xià |
| [10:35.90] |
I know, let' s rest and drink lots of fluids. wǒ zhī dào, wǒ men lái duō xiū xī duō hē shuǐ |
| [10:40.07] |
Okay, I' ll rest. hǎo, wǒ xiū xī |
| [10:41.64] |
But if I' m going to bed, then you' re coming with me. bù guò rú guǒ wǒ yào shàng chuáng nǐ yě de gēn wǒ lái |
| [10:47.91] |
See, that would be impossible to resist if you weren' t all... wǒ běn lái hěn nán shuō bù dàn shì nǐ... |
| [10:51.91] |
drippy here. bí shuǐ liú bù tíng |
| [10:55.25] |
Are you saying that you don' t want to get with this? nǐ shì shuō nǐ bù xiǎng yào wǒ ma? |
| [11:04.13] |
I don' t think you should say that even when you' re healthy. nǐ zuì hǎo lián jiàn kāng shí dōu bú yào zhè yàng |
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Come on. lái ma |
| [11:14.00] |
Don' t take this personally. wǒ bú shì zhēn duì nǐ |
| [11:16.07] |
I just can' t have sex with a sick person. wǒ jiù shì méi bàn fǎ gēn bìng rén shàng chuáng |
| [11:19.67] |
I' m with you. I can' t have sex with a sick person either. Disgusting! wǒ yě shì, wǒ yě bù gēn bìng rén shàng chuáng nà yàng hào wù xīn |
| [11:24.41] |
But I' m not sick! dàn shì wǒ méi bìng |
| [11:25.95] |
Let me prove it to you. ràng wǒ zhèng míng gěi nǐ kàn |
| [11:28.95] |
We are two healthy people in the prime of lime. wǒ men shēn qiáng tǐ zhuàng, qīng chūn zhèng shèng |
| [11:34.82] |
See, that' s the thing, I would like to stay in the " prime of lime." wǒ jiù shì xiǎng jì xù shēn qiáng tǐ zhuàng |
| [11:45.80] |
Oh, okay, now I' ll do it. hǎo, wǒ yǒu" xìng" zhì le |
| [11:51.94] |
Hey. What' s up? zěn me yàng a? |
| [11:55.28] |
I think there' s something you should know. yǒu jiàn shì huò xǔ nǐ yīng gāi zhī dào |
| [11:57.98] |
Better not be about the apartment pants. zuì hǎo bú shì gōng yù kù de shì |
| [11:59.85] |
I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it. yīn wèi wǒ de shàng sī ài sǐ zhè gè gòu xiǎng le |
| [12:05.89] |
No. It' s just, I was... bú shì, wǒ... |
| [12:08.39] |
I was with Ross and Jill after you left... wǒ gāng hé luó sī, jí ér zài yì qǐ |
| [12:10.69] |
and I' m pretty sure I saw a little spark between them. wǒ hěn què dìng tā men zhī jiān yǒu huǒ huā |
| [12:14.66] |
What? I mean, it' s probably nothing. shén me? huò xǔ méi shì |
| [12:17.23] |
But I wanted to warn you that there might be something. wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng tí xǐng nǐ tā men huò xǔ yǒu shén me |
| [12:21.14] |
With Ross and Jill? Yeah. luó sī gēn jí ér? duì |
| [12:23.50] |
With Ross and my sister? luó sī hé wǒ mèi mei? |
| [12:28.38] |
With my sister Jill and my exboyfriend Ross? wǒ mèi mei jí ér hé wǒ de qián nán yǒu luó sī? |
| [12:33.31] |
Oh, there is no way. Okay, then. bù kě néng de nà hǎo ba |
| [12:35.98] |
Oh, my God! I cannot believe that! wǒ de tiān na, wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn |
| [12:39.55] |
I don' t like it when he dates anyone, but my sister? bú shì wǒ fǎn duì luó sī jiāo nǚ péng yǒu dàn gēn wǒ mèi? |
| [12:42.72] |
Isn' t that incest or something? bú shì děng yú ma? |
| [12:45.89] |
And they' re gonna have sex. tiān na, ér qiě tā men huì shàng chuáng |
| [12:48.43] |
Oh, no! What if he marries her too? yào shì tā hái qǔ tā ne? |
| [12:51.53] |
This is just terrible. This is just terrible. tài kǒng bù le, zhēn shì tài kǒng bù le |
| [12:54.27] |
And I can' t stop it. I don' t own Ross. ér wǒ yòu bù néng zǔ zhǐ luó sī yòu bú shì wǒ de |
| [12:56.87] |
And Jill should be able to do what she wants to do. ér qiě jí ér yǒu tā de xíng dòng zì yóu |
| [13:00.07] |
Oh, my God, I can' t believe Ross is marrying my little sister. wǒ de tiān na, luó sī jū rán yào qǔ wǒ mèi mei |
| [13:04.25] |
This is the worst thing that could' ve ever happened to me. zhè zhēn shì wǒ zhè yī shēng zuì bēi cǎn de zāo yù |
| [13:09.22] |
But great news about the apartment pants, huh? bù guò gōng yù kù de shì zhēn shì tài hǎo le |
| [13:14.52] |
That' ll be 3. 85. zǒng gòng 3 kuài 8 máo 5 |
| [13:16.36] |
What? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay. shén me yì sī? zuó tiān nǐ hái shuō wǒ tài měi bù gāi fù qián |
| [13:19.73] |
It' s just, I can' t, because my manager said that I.. wǒ bù néng qǐng kè, yīn wèi jīng lǐ shuō wǒ |
| [13:24.57] |
Happy birthday to you zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè |
| [13:27.97] |
Happy birthday to you zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè |
| [13:30.47] |
Happy birthday, dear Annie.. Amy! zhù ān nī shēng rì kuài lè ài měi |
| [13:33.64] |
Amy ài měi |
| [13:36.04] |
Happy birthday to you zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè |
| [13:38.98] |
That' s weird, today' s my birthday too. zhēn qiǎo, jīn tiān yě shì wǒ de shēng rì |
| [13:41.58] |
Not in here, it isn' t. zài zhè lǐ bú shì |
| [13:46.99] |
Sorry I' m late. What' s up? bào qiàn chí dào le, shén me shì? |
| [13:51.16] |
I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front. wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng wèn nǐ gōng zuò zhǎo dé zěn yàng |
| [13:55.46] |
No. But I walked past three sales and didn' t go in. méi jìn zhǎn dàn wǒ jīng guò sān jiā zhé kòu diàn dōu méi jìn qù |
| [13:58.80] |
How strong am I? wǒ hěn jiān qiáng ba? |
| [14:01.60] |
That is great. tài hǎo le |
| [14:03.24] |
You know who doesn' t have to jobhunt? Ross. nǐ zhī dào shuí bù bì zhǎo gōng zuò? luó sī. |
| [14:06.81] |
He works at the university. Yeah? tā zài dà xué jiāo shū shì a |
| [14:09.51] |
So you guys talked? So you get along? So you' re gonna go out? suǒ yǐ nǐ zhī dào, nǐ men liáo guò nǐ men hěn tóu yuán, nǐ men yào yuē huì ma? |
| [14:15.18] |
Me go out with Ross? No. wǒ gēn luó sī yuē huì? |
| [14:18.09] |
God, no. What would make you think that? dāng rán bú huì, nǐ nǎ lái de niàn tou? |
| [14:21.16] |
Phoebe... zhè gè fēi bǐ.... |
| [14:22.49] |
said she thought she saw something between you guys. jué de nǐ men yǒu shén me |
| [14:25.99] |
I mean, he' s nice. méi yǒu, tā rén shì hěn hǎo |
| [14:28.00] |
He' s the kind you' re friends with, but not the kind you date. nǐ huì xiǎng hé tā zuò péng yǒu dàn bú huì xiǎng hé tā jiāo wǎng |
| [14:31.67] |
He' s the kind you date, because you did. But me? nǐ huì, nǐ gēn tā jiāo wǎng guò |
| [14:36.04] |
Not so much. wǒ jiù méi shén me xìng qù |
| [14:38.97] |
Oh, not so much. What do you mean? Is there something wrong with Ross? méi shén me xìng qù? shén me yì sī? luó sī yǒu nǎ lǐ bù hǎo ma? |
| [14:44.18] |
No, no, no. He' s just... méi yǒu, zhǐ bù guò tā... |
| [14:46.11] |
I don' t know. You know, he' s just a little bookish. tā yǒu diǎn shū dāi |
| [14:50.28] |
Are you saying he' s a geek? nǐ jué de tā shì guài tāi? |
| [14:52.12] |
You think so too? nǐ yě yǒu tóng gǎn? |
| [14:54.69] |
No. Ross is not a geek. bù, luó sī bú shì guài tāi |
| [14:57.89] |
Then let' s just say he' s not my type. hǎo, jiù dāng tā bú shì wǒ xǐ huān de lèi xíng |
| [15:00.33] |
Handsome is not your type? nǐ bù xǐ huān shuài gē? |
| [15:03.13] |
Smart, kind, good kisser. cōng míng? hǎo xīn? wěn jì yī liú? |
| [15:05.03] |
What, those things aren' t on your list? zhèi xiē bú shì nǐ de tiáo jiàn? |
| [15:07.47] |
Ross is great. You' d be lucky to be with him. luó sī rén hěn hǎo néng gēn tā zài yì qǐ shì nǐ de fú qì |
| [15:10.67] |
If it means that much, then I' ll ask him out. hǎo, jì rán nǐ zhè me zài yì wǒ jiù yuē tā |
| [15:13.51] |
Oh, no. That' s not what I meant. bù bù bù, wǒ bú shì nà gè yì sī |
| [15:16.31] |
You know what? You' re right. nǐ zhī dào ma? nǐ shuō de duì |
| [15:18.25] |
He has been really nice to me. tā duì wǒ què shí hěn hǎo |
| [15:21.22] |
Yeah, but he' s not your type. dàn tā bú shì nǐ de lèi xíng |
| [15:24.02] |
But maybe that' s good. huò xǔ zhè shì hǎo shì |
| [15:25.59] |
I' m doing all these different things. wǒ zhèng zài zuò gè zhǒng cháng shì |
| [15:27.92] |
Maybe I should just try dating a geek too. huò xǔ yě yīng gāi gēn guài tāi yuē huì kàn kàn |
| [15:32.43] |
Yeah, but you don' t want to try too much too fast. dàn nǐ yě bié yī xià zǐ zuò tài duō cháng shì |
| [15:36.90] |
You remember what happened to the little girl who... nǐ jì de nà gè |
| [15:40.20] |
tried too much too fast, don' t you? yī xià zǐ zuò tài duō cháng shì de xiǎo nǚ hái ba |
| [15:43.90] |
What? shén me? |
| [15:45.71] |
She died, Jill. tā sǐ le |
| [15:53.68] |
Chandler! qián dé |
| [15:57.55] |
What is it, honey? You need some tea? Some soup? shén me shì, nǐ xiǎng hē chá? hái shì hē tāng? |
| [16:07.19] |
Calling Dr. Big. hū jiào dà diāo yī shēng |
| [16:09.16] |
Dr. Big to the bed. dà diāo yī shēng qǐng shàng chuáng |
| [16:12.43] |
Jeez, honey, I thought you were asleep. tiān na, wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ shuì le |
| [16:16.04] |
How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room? nǐ jiù zài wài miàn, wǒ zěn me shuì de zháo? |
| [16:22.28] |
I was asleep. wǒ dǎo shì shuì zháo le |
| [16:27.88] |
No, honey. You know what' s sexy? Layers. bù, nǐ zhī dào zěn yàng cái xìng gǎn? duō chuān jǐ céng |
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Layers are sexy. duō chuān jǐ céng cái xìng gǎn |
| [16:33.52] |
And blankets are sexy. And hotwater bottles are sexy. bèi zi cái xìng gǎn rè shuǐ píng gèng xìng gǎn |
| [16:37.39] |
Get into bed. I want to prove I' m not sick. shàng chuáng la, wǒ xiǎng zhèng míng wǒ méi shēng bìng |
| [16:40.53] |
I want to make you feel as good as I feel. wǒ xiǎng ràng nǐ gēn wǒ yí yàng shū fú |
| [16:45.67] |
Would you please get some rest? wǒ bài tuō nǐ xiū xī |
| [16:47.90] |
I' m fine. wǒ méi shì nǎ |
| [16:54.11] |
You' re coughing. No, I' m not. nǐ zài ké sòu wǒ méi yǒu |
| [16:56.58] |
No, I' m not, I' m laughing. wǒ méi yǒu, wǒ shì zài xiào |
| [17:01.45] |
At what? Just something I heard before. xiào shén me? wǒ zhī qián tīng shuō de yī jiàn shì |
| [17:04.25] |
Tell me. No, I don' t want it to spoil the mood. gào sù wǒ bù, wǒ bù xiǎng pò huài qíng diào |
| [17:15.56] |
Happy birthday to you zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè |
| [17:20.83] |
You' re paying for that. No, it' s her birthday. nǐ chū qián bù, jīn tiān shì tā de shēng rì |
| [17:24.00] |
You' ve sung " Happy Birthday" to 20 women today. nǐ yǐ jīng duì èr shí gè nǚ rén chàng shēng rì kuài lè |
| [17:28.14] |
You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins. dàn shì nǐ shī qù sòng shēng rì sōng bǐng de quán xiàn le |
| [17:32.95] |
Damn it! mā de |
| [17:36.58] |
ruì qiū |
| [17:39.69] |
Did you tell your sister to ask me out? nǐ jiào nǐ mèi yuē wǒ ma? |
| [17:43.02] |
Well, yeah. Oh, wow! I mean, wow. duì wa, zhēn shì wa |
| [17:48.43] |
I think she' s cute, but... wǒ jué de tā hěn kě ài dàn... |
| [17:51.37] |
I never would' ve thought of going out with her. Never! wǒ cóng lái méi xiǎng guò yào gēn tā yuē huì |
| [17:55.20] |
Really? zhēn de? |
| [17:56.47] |
But after you said it' s okay, I figured," Why not?" bù guò jì rán rán nǐ shuō xíng wǒ xīn xiǎng: yǒu hé bù kě? |
| [18:00.67] |
Oh, so not really " never." suǒ yǐ yě bù suàn cóng lái méi xiǎng guò |
| [18:03.78] |
I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. nǐ zhēn de bǐ wǒ dà fāng duō le |
| [18:07.11] |
I mean, after all we' ve been through. wǒ men yǒu nà me duō guò qù |
| [18:10.15] |
I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. wǒ zhēn xī wàng wǒ yǒu xiōng dì kě yǐ zuò jiāo huàn |
| [18:14.99] |
If you ever date Monica, you have my blessing. rú guǒ nǐ xiǎng gēn mó nī kǎ jiāo wǎng wǒ jué duì zhù fú |
| [18:17.66] |
And mine. wǒ yě shì |
| [18:22.13] |
Chandler? qián dé |
| [18:23.83] |
I think I' m sick. wǒ jué de wǒ bìng le |
| [18:26.53] |
Really? shì ma? |
| [18:28.34] |
Struck down in the " pribe of libe." qīng chūn bù shèng le? |
| [18:32.64] |
Okay, fine, I admit it. I feel terrible. hǎo la, wǒ chéng rèn, wǒ hěn bù shū fu |
| [18:36.88] |
Will you please rub this on my chest? bāng wǒ zài xiōng kǒu mǒ yào gāo |
| [18:40.81] |
No, no, no. You are not getting me this way. bù xíng, nǐ bié xiǎng piàn wǒ shàng gōu |
| [18:44.75] |
Come on, I really need your help here. wǒ zhēn de xū yào nǐ bāng wǒ bù xíng |
| [18:49.99] |
Fine, I' ll rub it on myself. Okay. hǎo, nà wǒ jiù zì jǐ mǒ hǎo |
| [19:12.38] |
So you' re just kind of rubbing it on yourself? nǐ zài wǎng shēn shàng mǒ yào gāo? |
| [19:18.02] |
Yeah. It' s nice. zěn yàng? mán hǎo de |
| [19:22.52] |
You kidding me? Is this turning you on? bú huì ba? zhè yàng nǐ huì xīng fèn? |
| [19:25.23] |
Yes. duì |
| [19:28.13] |
Is it the rubbing or the smell? zhēn shì tài chě le shì mǒ de dòng zuò hái shì wèi dào? |
| [19:30.86] |
It' s all very, very good. dōu hěn bàng |
| [19:37.70] |
So you want to go... xiǎng bù xiǎng |
| [19:41.28] |
mix it up? hēi xiū yī xià? |
| [19:44.65] |
Not now, I' m sick. Oh, come on, you big faker! xiàn zài bù xíng, wǒ bìng le shǎo lái le, dà piàn zi |
| [19:49.75] |
What about never sleeping with sick people? nǐ bú shì bù gēn bìng rén shàng chuáng? |
| [19:52.42] |
Well, that was before all the vaporizing action. nà shi zài nà lìng rén sū má de dòng zuò zhī qián |
| [19:58.73] |
Okay, if you really want to have sex. hǎo ba, rú guǒ nǐ zhēn de xiǎng zuò hǎo |
| [20:03.23] |
Worked like a charm. zhēn gòu líng de |
| [20:11.67] |
Why are you here? nǐ lái zhè lǐ gàn shén me? |
| [20:13.17] |
This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? wǒ gēn luó sī yuē zài zhè lǐ wǒ de dǎ bàn rú hé? |
| [20:19.18] |
I don' t like it. wǒ bù xǐ huān |
| [20:22.08] |
Really? It' s kind of slutty. shì ma? yǒu diǎn fàng dàng |
| [20:26.32] |
It' s yours. zhè shì nǐ de yī fú |
| [20:29.52] |
Yeah, well, I' m a slut. wǒ shì gè |
| [20:33.53] |
Me too. wǒ yě shì |
| [20:38.63] |
Hi, Jill. jí ér |
| [20:40.17] |
Hi... |
| [20:42.60] |
Rachel. ruì qiū |
| [20:45.71] |
You' re not at home, you' re right here. nǐ bù zài jiā, nǐ zài zhè lǐ |
| [20:49.81] |
Yeah, I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [20:51.18] |
And I bet you thought it would be weird. But it' s not. nǐ yí dìng yǐ wéi huì hěn guài, qí shí bú huì |
| [21:00.69] |
Okay. hǎo |
| [21:02.96] |
So, well, I' ll... wǒ... |
| [21:05.33] |
I' ll have her home by midnight. wǒ wǔ yè zhī qián huì sòng tā huí jiā |
| [21:27.18] |
Why aren' t you home yet? nǐ wèi shí me hái méi huí jiā |
| [21:29.92] |
Is someone there? wài miàn yǒu rén ma? |
| [21:32.55] |
Oh, yeah, it' s me. Sorry. yǒu, shì wǒ, bào qiàn |
| [21:35.89] |
What are you doing here? nǐ lái gàn shén me? |
| [21:39.23] |
I' m just looking out your window... wǒ zhǐ shì zài kàn chuāng wài |
| [21:42.20] |
at the view. de fēng jǐng |
| [21:44.50] |
What are you guys doing? nǐ men zài gàn shén me? |
| [21:47.37] |
We got some vapor rub in some places. wǒ men shēn shàng zhān dào yào gāo |
| [21:54.61] |
He brought her back to his apartment. tā bǎ tā dài huí jiā le |
| [21:58.41] |
Who? shuí? |
| [22:04.22] |
Is that your sister? nà shi nǐ mèi mei ma? |
| [22:06.72] |
She is a slut! tā zhēn shì gè |
| [22:10.62] |
Ross is on a date with your sister. How weird is that? luó sī zài gēn nǐ mèi yuē huì, duō qí guài a |
| [22:13.93] |
Oh, my God, he' s taking off her clothes! tiān na, kàn, tā zài tuō tā de yī fú |
| [22:16.80] |
He' s taking off her coat. tā zài bāng tā tuō wài tào |
| [22:19.77] |
Oh, this is just terrible. zhēn shì tài zāo gāo le |
| [22:22.04] |
Oh, no, it' s not. It' s a first date. I' m sure that nothing is gonna... bú huì la, cái dì yī cì yuē huì yí dìng bú huì yǒu |
| [22:33.28] |
He' s gonna get some. tā yǒu fú le |
| [22:38.05] |
Of the glare... néng kàn dào... |
| [22:40.92] |
from the streetlight out of his apartment. wū wài jiē dēng de dēng guāng |
| [22:43.56] |
You know, so he' s closed the drapes there... suǒ yǐ tā bǎ chuāng lián lā shàng |
| [22:47.43] |
so he can have a nice, pleasant... hǎo gēn nǐ mèi mei... |
| [22:50.43] |
conversation with your little sister. hǎo hǎo liáo yī liáo |
| [22:54.10] |
Well, I' m off to bed. wǒ qù shuì le |
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wèi wán dài xù |
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I don' t feel good. wǒ bù shū fu |
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You better not get me sick. bié bǎ gǎn mào chuán rǎn gěi wǒ |
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I need some fruit or some juice or some.... wǒ xū yào shuǐ guǒ huò guǒ zhī huò |
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Or some nothing. huò kōng qì |
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There' s nothing in here. Who took our food? bīng xiāng shì kōng de shuí ná le wǒ men de shí wù? |
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Can I interest you in a slice of lasagna or a drumstick? yào bú yào lái diǎn qiān céng miàn huò jī tuǐ? |
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No, thanks. Are you sure? It' s on the house. bù yòng le nǐ què dìng? miǎn fèi de ō |
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No, thanks. How about going out with me Friday night? bù yòng le xīng qī wǔ wǎn shàng yào bú yào gēn wǒ yuē huì? |
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No, thanks. What are you gonna do. bù liǎo nà jiù méi bàn fǎ le |