| [00:03.77] |
I got my teacher evaluations. Look what this student wrote. wǒ gāng ná dào jiào shī píng jiàn biǎo nǐ men tīng zhè gè xué shēng xiě de |
| [00:08.04] |
" I loved Dr. Geller' s class. Mindblowing lectures. " wǒ ài gài lēi bó shì de kè" " lìng rén dà hū guò yǐn" |
| [00:12.61] |
You are definitely the hottie of the Paleontology Department." " gài lēi bó shì" " nín shì gǔ shēng wù xué xì de měng nán" |
| [00:19.11] |
" Hotties of Paleontology." There' s a bigselling calendar. gǔ shēng wù xué xì de měng nán men zuò chéng yuè lì yí dìng mài |
| [00:24.89] |
Who wrote it? The evaluations are all anonymous. nà shi shuí xiě de? wǒ yě xiǎng zhī dào dàn píng jiàn biǎo shì nì míng de |
| [00:28.79] |
You have their exams? Yeah. qī mò kǎo kǎo juàn hái zài ma? zài a |
| [00:31.06] |
You could just match the handwriting and there' s your admirer. nǐ kě yǐ ná kǎo juàn lái duì bǐ jī jiù zhī dào yǎng mù zhě shì shuí le |
| [00:37.30] |
A hot girl' s at stake and he' s Rain Man. zhǐ yào hé nǚ sè yǒu guān tā jiù chéng le dà tiān cái |
| [00:41.74] |
Wait a minute. Why are we so sure that this is a girl? děng děng, wèi hé què dìng shì gè nǚ shēng? |
| [00:50.08] |
It' s a girl! shì nǚ shēng |
| [00:52.31] |
But it wouldn' t matter. zǒng zhī méi chà |
| [00:54.25] |
Because I' m a teacher. She' s a student. yīn wèi wǒ shì lǎo shī tā shì xué shēng |
| [00:57.79] |
It' s illegal? It' s frowned upon. xiào guī shuō bù xíng? méi yǒu, dàn shì huì yǒu zhēng yì liǎo jiě |
| [01:00.42] |
And there' s a big age gap. When you' re 90.. ér qiě nián líng chà nà me duō nǐ jiù zhè me xiǎng, děng nǐ 90 suì |
| [01:03.89] |
I know, she' ll be 80 and it won' t seem like such a big difference. wǒ zhī dào, wǒ 90 tā jiù 80 gǎn jué jiù chà bù duō le |
| [01:09.73] |
That' s not what I was gonna say. wǒ bú shì yào shuō zhè gè |
| [01:13.90] |
When you' re 90, you' ll still have the memory of being with a 20yearold. wǒ shì shuō děng nǐ 90 suì hái néng yōng yǒu gēn xiǎo mèi mei liàn ài de huí yì |
| [01:21.11] |
The One Where Ross Dates A Student běn jí bō chū:" shī shēng liàn" |
| [00:00.00] |
|
| [01:59.11] |
Monica..? I don' t know. mó nī kǎ wǒ bù zhī dào hǎo ba |
| [02:03.22] |
You know your college friend who became a movie director? qián dé nǐ zhī dào nǐ nà gè dāng shàng dǎo yǎn de dà xué tóng xué ma? |
| [02:07.42] |
Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my movement class. zhī dào, dài nà jī shǐ dōng wǒ men yì qǐ xiū dòng zuò kè |
| [02:11.56] |
What' s a movement class? He' s pretending he didn' t take mime. shén me shì dòng zuò kè? qián dé zài jiǎ zhuāng tā méi xiū mò jù |
| [02:17.30] |
She' s directing a new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition. zǒng zhī tā yào dǎo ài ěr pà xī nuò de xīn piàn nǐ dé bāng wǒ zhēng qǔ shì jìng |
| [02:22.30] |
I haven' t talked to her in 10 years. wǒ bù zhī dào, wǒ men 10 nián méi lián luò |
| [02:24.77] |
Please, Chandler, I would owe you so much. bù, qiú qiú nǐ, jiù dāng wǒ qiàn nǐ |
| [02:27.91] |
You do owe me so much. You owe me 3000.. nǐ běn lái jiù qiàn wǒ nǐ qiàn wǒ 3 qiān 4 bǎi |
| [02:31.28] |
Hey, hey, dude. Why you changing the subject? What? lǎo xiōng nǐ gàn ma zhuǎn yí huà tí? shén me? |
| [02:35.25] |
Will you make the call? Okay, I' ll try. nǐ dǎ bù dǎ diàn huà? hǎo ba, wǒ shì shì kàn |
| [02:38.32] |
Thanks. Last auditions are Thursday, so I gotta get in by Thursday. xiè le, nǐ zuì hǎo le shì jìng shì xīng qī sì jié zhǐ wǒ xīng qī sì zhī qián dé guò qù |
| [02:43.73] |
Remember Thursday. Remember Thursday? jì de xīng qī sì jiù duì le, nǐ jì de ma |
| [02:47.63] |
Yeah, so Tuesday? xīng qī èr ma? |
| [02:50.77] |
Thursday! shì xīng qī sì |
| [02:52.77] |
Just think of it like this: The third day. Monday, one day. nǐ rú guǒ jì bu zhù jiù jì shì dì sān tiān xīng qī yī, yì tiān |
| [02:57.94] |
Tuesday, two day. xīng qī èr, èr tiān |
| [03:00.18] |
Wednesday... When day, what day? xīng qī sān, sān xiǎo nǎ yì tiān? |
| [03:02.48] |
Thursday! xīng qī sì |
| [03:03.98] |
The third day, okay? dì sān tiān, hǎo ma? |
| [03:07.75] |
Thank you. Okay. xiè xiè nǐ bù kè qì |
| [03:11.05] |
Hey, Monica..? She doesn' t know. mó nī kǎ tā bù zhī dào |
| [03:15.86] |
I' m gonna check my messages. You thought of that in there? mó nī kǎ, wǒ yào tīng liú yán nǐ zài cè suǒ lǐ xiǎng dào zhè gè? |
| [03:19.63] |
Nature called. She wants to see who else did. dāng rán, shēng lǐ xū qiú jié shù tā xiǎng zhī dào hái yǒu shuí xū yào tā |
| [03:24.80] |
Hello? wèi? |
| [03:28.17] |
Rachel. ruì qiū |
| [03:29.54] |
Someone' s in our apartment. Call the cops! wǒ men jiā yǒu rén, kuài bào jǐng |
| [03:32.14] |
You' re on the phone! nǐ zài yòng diàn huà |
| [03:34.64] |
Oh, my God! What? tiān na zěn me? |
| [03:37.41] |
Oh, my God! Thank you! tiān na, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [03:39.08] |
There was a fire at our place. shì xiāo fáng duì, jiā lǐ shī huǒ le |
| [03:41.52] |
Oh, my God! How bad was it? It was a fire, I' m guessing not good. tiān na, yǒu duō yán zhòng? tā méi shuō, dàn shī huǒ zǒng shì bù tài miào |
| [03:46.59] |
Come on, we gotta go! Yeah, come on. kuài zǒu ba kuài diǎn |
| [03:51.43] |
What are you smiling about? xiào shén me xiào? yǒu shén me hǎo xiào de? |
| [03:54.16] |
The part I want to audition for is a fireman. This is so meant to be! wǒ yào yīng zhēng de jué sè shì xiāo fáng duì yuán zhè zhēn shì tiān yì |
| [04:07.04] |
You were very generous with your grades this semester. nǐ zhè xué qī de chéng jī gěi de hěn dà fāng ō |
| [04:17.25] |
Professor Geller? Yeah? gài lēi jiào shòu? |
| [04:20.36] |
I really enjoyed your class. Oh, thank you. Thanks very much. wǒ hěn xǐ huān nǐ de kè xiè xiè nǐ, fēi cháng gǎn xiè |
| [04:26.69] |
I' m a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie. bù hǎo yì sī, shuō nǐ shì měng nán |
| [04:30.93] |
That was you? Yeah. nà shi nǐ? duì |
| [04:32.80] |
I felt a little weird about it. You' re a teacher. I' m a student. wǒ hòu lái jué de guài guài de nǐ shì lǎo shī, wǒ shì xué shēng |
| [04:38.07] |
Want to go out sometime? dàn huò xǔ nǐ yuàn yì hé wǒ yuē huì? |
| [04:42.11] |
That' s not the best idea. zhè yàng kǒng pà bù tài hǎo |
| [04:44.11] |
Oh, because I was thinking, the semester' s over. wǒ xiǎng shuō xué qī jié shù |
| [04:48.32] |
You' re not my teacher anymore. What time? nǐ jiù bú shì wǒ de lǎo shī le shén me shí hòu? |
| [04:53.39] |
Oh, you know what? Forget it. dāng wǒ méi shuō |
| [04:55.79] |
I see you already gave me an A. nǐ yǐ jīng gěi wǒ A le |
| [04:59.09] |
Gotcha. I' m kidding! God! liǎo jiě kāi wán xiào de |
| [05:03.97] |
So seriously, what time? shuō zhēn de, shén me shí hòu? |
| [05:10.47] |
Coming through. Coming through. Oh! Hello. Hi. jiè guò, jiè guò nǐ hǎo |
| [05:14.41] |
Right. Coming through! bú duì, jiè guò |
| [05:16.84] |
Okay. It' s not so bad. hái hǎo ma |
| [05:18.81] |
Most of the damage was contained to the bedrooms. zāi qíng zhǔ yào jí zhōng zài wò fáng |
| [05:22.28] |
Hey, buddy, think I could borrow your uniform this Thursday? lǎo xiōng zhè xīng qī sì kě yǐ gēn nǐ jiè zhì fú ma? |
| [05:26.42] |
Excuse me? Joey! He' s working. shén me? qiáo yī, rén jiā zài máng |
| [05:29.86] |
You would look good in that. nǐ chuān yí dìng hěn shuài |
| [05:33.29] |
Oh, how bad is it? zāi qíng rú hé? |
| [05:35.20] |
It' s really bad. hěn cǎn, fēi cháng cǎn |
| [05:36.86] |
The only thing that isn' t burned is an ax, which I do not remember buying. zhǐ yǒu yī fǔ tóu méi bèi shāo dào wǒ gēn běn bù jì de yǒu mǎi guò |
| [05:42.67] |
How' s your room? Everything' s ruined. ruì qiū nǐ ne? dōng xī dōu shāo guāng le |
| [05:45.21] |
My bed, my clothes. Look at my favorite sweater. chuáng pù, yī fú nǐ kàn wǒ zuì xǐ huān de lán máo yī |
| [05:47.88] |
Isn' t that mine? nà bú shì wǒ de ma? |
| [05:49.81] |
Fine. I' m sorry for your loss. hǎo, wǒ duì nǐ de sǔn shī shēn gǎn yí hàn |
| [05:53.78] |
You won' t be able to live here for a while. You have a place to stay? zhè lǐ zàn shí bù néng zhù rén nǐ men yǒu dì fāng qù ma? |
| [05:58.52] |
Oh! Wow! |
| [06:00.05] |
Okay, look, pal... hǎo, nǐ gěi wǒ tīng zhe |
| [06:03.46] |
I am not in the mood to be hit on right now. wǒ xiàn zài méi xīn qíng bèi dā shàn |
| [06:06.69] |
But if you give me your number, I' ll call you sometime. bù guò yào shì nǐ gěi wǒ diàn huà wǒ gǎi tiān huì dǎ gěi nǐ |
| [06:12.30] |
Yes, they can stay with us. tā men kě yǐ gēn wǒ men zhù |
| [06:14.57] |
Do you know what started the fire, Mr. Fireman? qǐng wèn qǐ huǒ yuán yīn shì shén me? |
| [06:18.64] |
Well, do either of you smoke? nǐ men yǒu rén chōu yān ma? |
| [06:20.91] |
No. But yeah, I could use one now. Thanks. méi yǒu, bù guò xiàn zài lái yī gēn yě hǎo |
| [06:24.55] |
Do you light candles, burn incense? I do all the time. I love them! bú shì, nǐ men yǒu rén diǎn là zhú fén xiāng ma yǒu, wǒ cháng diǎn, wǒ hěn xǐ huān |
| [06:30.55] |
Oh, my God, I did it! It' s me, it' s me! I burned down the house! tiān na, shì wǒ hài de wǒ bǎ fáng zi gěi shāo le |
| [06:34.92] |
Okay, Phoebe, calm down. There' s no need to place blame. Okay? fēi bǐ, bié jī dòng méi yǒu bì yào guài shuí, hǎo ma? |
| [06:39.53] |
I warned her about those candles. wǒ jǐng gào guò tā |
| [06:45.40] |
I can' t believe how long it' s been. néng liáo liáo zhēn hǎo, jū rán zhè me jiǔ le |
| [06:49.24] |
Hey, Chandler, is that..? qián dé, shì bú shì |
| [06:53.61] |
Oh, that' s great, good for you. So, is it..? tài hǎo le, gōng xǐ nǐ tīng zhe |
| [06:58.71] |
Okay. So, yeah, maybe we can get together... hǎo, wǒ men kě yǐ jiàn gè miàn |
| [07:08.16] |
Hold on for one second. nǐ děng wǒ yī xià |
| [07:10.26] |
What? zěn yàng? |
| [07:11.69] |
Do you want to get a pizza later? děng nǐ jiǎng wán, yào bú yào jiào pī sà? |
| [07:15.43] |
Hi, I' m back. wǒ huí lái le |
| [07:17.63] |
Yeah, that sounds great. We' ll do it then. Okay, bye. tīng qǐ lái bù cuò hǎo, jiù zhè me jué dìng hǎo, zài jiàn |
| [07:24.77] |
When' s my audition? I know it' s Thursday, but what time? wǒ shén me shí hòu shì jìng? wǒ zhī dào shì xīng qī sì, dàn shì jǐ diǎn? |
| [07:29.64] |
Hi. We didn' t get to it. wǒ men méi liáo dào nà gè |
| [07:31.71] |
I' m taking her to coffee. We' ll do it then. wǒ dài tā qù hē kā fēi shí zài shuō |
| [07:34.52] |
Now you' re going on a date with this girl? nǐ yào gēn zhè gè nǚ shēng yuē huì? |
| [07:37.32] |
I haven' t talked to her in 10 years. zhè bú shì yuē huì, wǒ men shī lián 10 nián |
| [07:39.62] |
You can' t just call up and ask somebody for a favor. zǒng bù néng yī tòng diàn huà guò qù jiù yào rén jiā bāng máng |
| [07:43.06] |
There are rules, you know? You gotta put in some time. yào jiǎng rén qíng shì gù, huā diǎn shí jiān kè tào |
| [07:46.13] |
Right, I' m sorry. méi cuò, duì bù qǐ |
| [07:47.63] |
It' s not like she' s an exgirlfriend. We only went out once. nǐ yòu bú shì qù jiàn jiù qíng rén wǒ men zhǐ yuē guò yī cì huì |
| [07:51.33] |
You dated her?! nǐ gēn tā jiāo wǎng guò? |
| [07:54.04] |
Not once. yī cì yě méi yǒu |
| [07:57.14] |
Why don' t I just go out with an ex, you know, and do Joey a favor? gān cuì wǒ yě qù zhǎo gè qián nán yǒu lái bāng qiáo yī de máng |
| [08:01.58] |
You want to do Joey a favor? Maybe you go out with Joey. xiǎng bāng qiáo yī de máng jiù gēn qiáo yī yuē huì |
| [08:13.32] |
That' s great. My friend Joey' s in the movie business. zhēn hǎo, wǒ péng yǒu qiáo yī yě zài diàn yǐng quān |
| [08:17.33] |
You know who I ran into from school? Howie. nǐ cāi wǒ nà tiān yù jiàn shuí? háo yī |
| [08:20.33] |
My friend' s name is Joey. wǒ de péng yǒu jiào qiáo yī |
| [08:22.93] |
Apparently, Howie' s editing now. háo yī zài dāng jiǎn jiē shī |
| [08:25.53] |
Yeah, he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. tā dǎ lái wèn néng bù néng jiǎn wǒ de xīn piàn |
| [08:29.84] |
Can you believe that? nǐ xiāng xìn ma? |
| [08:31.41] |
You know, I haven' t spoken to him in 10 years... wǒ men 10 nián méi lián luò |
| [08:34.44] |
and he asks me for a favor? tā jū rán lái zhǎo wǒ bāng máng |
| [08:39.61] |
Yeah, I' ve always hated that Howie. wǒ yī xiàng hěn tǎo yàn nà jiā huǒ |
| [08:42.72] |
No " How you doing?" lián shēng hǎo dōu méi wèn |
| [08:45.35] |
Man, I mean, not even a cup of coffee first. lián xiān hē bēi kā fēi dōu méi yǒu |
| [08:48.62] |
The nerve. Yeah. hǎo dà dǎn jiù shì a |
| [08:50.69] |
Refill? xù bēi ma? |
| [08:53.79] |
This is lastminute, so I want to apologize for the mess. shì chū tū rán, bào qiàn fáng lǐ yī tuán luàn |
| [08:57.37] |
Oh, who cares? |
| [09:01.97] |
Oh, my God! It sure didn' t look this way when I lived here. tiān na wǒ zhù de shí hòu jué duì bú shì zhǎng zhè yàng |
| [09:05.97] |
I know! wǒ zhī dào |
| [09:09.28] |
But there' s only room for one, so one of you will have to stay at Joey' s. wèn tí shì zhè lǐ zhǐ néng shuì yí ge rén lìng yí ge rén dé qù zhù qiáo yī jiā |
| [09:14.88] |
Since the fire was kind of my fault, you should get to stay here. jì rán shī huǒ shì wǒ yǐn qǐ de nǐ jiù shuì zhè lǐ ba |
| [09:19.15] |
Hey, hey, now. This was no one' s fault. It was an accident. shuí yě méi yǒu cuò, nà shi gè yì wài |
| [09:23.39] |
It was my fault. You should get the nice room. bù, shì wǒ hài de, nǐ yīng gāi shuì zhè lǐ |
| [09:26.09] |
Okay! hǎo ba |
| [09:28.83] |
You' re the first guest at " Hotel Monica." ruì qiū, nǐ shì běn fàn diàn de shǒu wèi guì kè |
| [09:31.13] |
Hotel Monica! |
| [09:32.43] |
Just tell me how you like your eggs. nǐ dé gào sù wǒ zǎo cān xiǎng chī shén me dàn |
| [09:34.64] |
I thought I' d bring them to you in bed. wǒ dǎ suàn duān dào chuáng shàng gěi nǐ |
| [09:37.27] |
You' ve been through so much. I have. nǐ chī le zhè me duō kǔ jiù shì a |
| [09:41.34] |
This right here is where I keep the pizza. zhè shì wǒ fàng pī sà de dì fāng |
| [09:45.68] |
And that' s where the napkin is. zhǐ jīn zài nà li |
| [09:48.75] |
What' s that smell? I know! I don' t... shén me wèi dào? jiù shì a |
| [09:55.42] |
Oh, please, it was such a big class. You never even noticed me. bài tuō, nà me dà yí gè bān nǐ gēn běn méi yǒu zhù yì dào wǒ |
| [10:00.13] |
What? Of course I did. You sat next to " Sleepy Sleeperson." dāng rán yǒu, nǐ zuò ài kùn shuì rén sēn páng biān |
| [10:04.67] |
Who? shuí? |
| [10:05.93] |
Oh. I had trouble remembering names, so I came up with nicknames. wǒ jì bu zhù quán bān de míng zì jiù qǔ chuò hào dài tì |
| [10:10.10] |
The guy on the other side of you was " Smelly Von Brown Shirt." xiàng nǐ de lìng yī biān shì fā chòu féng zōng shàng yī |
| [10:14.64] |
Oh, yeah. méi cuò |
| [10:17.78] |
So did you have a nickname for me? No. No. nǐ yǒu bāng wǒ qǔ chuò hào ma? méi yǒu |
| [10:22.48] |
Yes, you did. What was it? nǐ yǒu, shì shén me? |
| [10:27.49] |
" Cutie McPretty." kě ài mài měi méi |
| [10:29.12] |
Oh, that' s so sweet! zhēn hǎo |
| [10:33.33] |
Listen, I gotta tell you, I' m having a great time. shuō zhēn de, jīn wǎn zhēn de hěn kāi xīn |
| [10:36.63] |
You said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing? nǐ zhī qián shuō shī shēng yuē huì hěn qí guài |
| [10:40.74] |
And to be frank, I thought it would be too. qí shí wǒ yě yǒu tóng gǎn |
| [10:43.84] |
But it' s not. I mean, it' s not at all. jié guǒ bú huì, yì diǎn yě bú huì |
| [10:50.21] |
Dr. Geller! Burt! gài lēi bó shì bó tè |
| [10:55.58] |
Did you sleep well last night? I did. nǐ zuó wǎn shuì dé hǎo ma? hěn hǎo |
| [10:58.55] |
Monica was so sweet. She left a little mint on my pillow. mó nī kǎ hái zài wǒ de zhěn tou shàng fàng le yī xiǎo piàn bò he |
| [11:02.66] |
Know what Joey left on my pillow? nǐ cāi qiáo yī zài wǒ zhěn tou shàng fàng shén me? |
| [11:04.73] |
Gum. kǒu xiāng táng |
| [11:06.76] |
We determined the cause of the fire. I know. It was my candle, my candle! zhǎo dào qǐ huǒ yuán yīn le wǒ zhī dào, shì wǒ de là zhú hài de |
| [11:12.93] |
No, there was an appliance left on. It looks like a curling iron. bú shì, yù shì yǒu gè diàn qì méi bá diào hǎo xiàng shì juǎn fà qì |
| [11:17.17] |
I don' t use a curling iron. Someone does. wǒ méi zài yòng juǎn fà qì zǒng yǒu rén zài yòng |
| [11:20.01] |
Don' t look at me, my hair' s straight. Straight, straight, straight. bié kàn wǒ, wǒ de tóu fà shì zhí de zhí de zhí de zhí de |
| [11:24.68] |
It could' ve been a hair straightener. Oh. yě kě néng shì zhí fà jiā |
| [11:29.75] |
This is where I keep the pizza. pī sà dōu fàng zhè lǐ |
| [11:32.75] |
And.. Hey, where' d the napkin go? zhǐ jīn ne? |
| [11:37.46] |
What is that? shén me wèi dào? |
| [11:39.73] |
Is that old shrimp? shì chòu diào de xiā zǐ ma? |
| [11:43.63] |
I think it is! yīng gāi shì ō |
| [11:51.61] |
I wouldn' t want my best guest to strain her eyes. hǎo le, kě bù néng ràng guì kè yǎn jīng pí láo |
| [11:54.84] |
Thanks, Monica. xiè xiè mó nī kǎ |
| [11:57.71] |
Does that smell bother you? From Joey' s? nǐ pà nà gè wèi dào ma? qiáo yī jiā de wèi dào? |
| [12:00.31] |
I can hardly smell it over here. zhè lǐ yòu wén bú dào |
| [12:03.12] |
Well, you let me know if you can. I can bake a pie to cover it. wén de dào jiù shuō wǒ kě yǐ kǎo gè pài bǎ tā gài guò qù |
| [12:08.66] |
I can smell it a little, bake a pie. Okay. yǒu diǎn wén de dào, kǎo gè pài ba hǎo |
| [12:15.63] |
Hello? wèi? |
| [12:17.06] |
One minute, please. It' s the fire inspector. zài, qǐng shāo hòu huǒ chǎng diào chá yuán zhǎo nǐ |
| [12:20.67] |
Hello? Yeah, this is Phoebe. wèi? wǒ shì fēi bǐ |
| [12:24.27] |
Really? shì ma? |
| [12:25.47] |
Yeah, so it turns out that it wasn' t the hair straightener... shì de, suǒ yǐ zhí fà jiā... |
| [12:29.58] |
that started the fire. bú shì qǐ huǒ diǎn |
| [12:31.61] |
No, no. It was the candles. bù, shì là zhú |
| [12:34.12] |
Yeah. It' s very not good leaving candles unattended. bǎ là zhú diǎn zháo bù guǎn shí zài bù tài hǎo |
| [12:37.75] |
In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is... xiāo fáng xué xiào zuì xiān jiào de shì qíng zhī yī |
| [12:46.69] |
okay, well I have to go now. hǎo, wǒ gāi guà le |
| [12:54.00] |
We had such a great time. She' s incredible. wǒ men wán dé hǎo kāi xīn, tā hǎo bàng |
| [12:57.10] |
I thought the age difference might be a problem, but it wasn' t. wǒ yǐ wéi nián líng huì zào chéng wèn tí jié guǒ yì diǎn yě bú huì |
| [13:01.11] |
Elizabeth is very mature for her age. yī lì shā bái fēi cháng chéng shú |
| [13:08.15] |
A concept lost on some people. yǒu xiē rén jiù shì bù dǒng |
| [13:11.35] |
It' s okay to date a student? suǒ yǐ shī shēng kě yǐ yuē huì |
| [13:13.15] |
Well, not really. Technically, it' s not against the rules. yě bú shì, jì shù shàng méi chù fàn xiào guī |
| [13:17.29] |
But it' s frowned upon, especially by the professor we saw last night: dàn shì huì shòu zhēng yì yóu qí shì wǒ men zuó wǎn yù jiàn de jiào shòu |
| [13:21.56] |
" Judgy Von Holierthanthou." ài pī píng féng bǐ nǐ gāo shàng |
| [13:26.50] |
You don' t want to get a reputation as " Professor McNailshisstudents." luó sī, xiǎo xīn yì diǎn bié bèi jiào chéng mài pào xué shēng jiào shòu |
| [13:34.38] |
Yeah. What should I do? Well, it seems pretty clear. wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? hěn jiǎn dān |
| [13:38.15] |
What' s more important? What people think or how you feel? shén me bǐ jiào zhòng yào? bié rén de kàn fǎ hái shì nǐ de gǎn jué? |
| [13:41.58] |
You gotta follow your heart. Joey, that' s so sweet. nǐ dé zhōng yú nǐ de xīn qiáo yī, nǐ shuō de zhēn hǎo |
| [13:50.32] |
Hi. Hey! So how' d it go with Dana? nǐ gēn dài nà tán dé zěn yàng? |
| [13:52.93] |
Any reason I should leave a block of time open? Say, Thursday? wǒ xīng qī sì gāi bù gāi kōng chū shí jiān lái? |
| [13:57.03] |
I couldn' t do it. You couldn' t do it? wǒ shuō bu chū kǒu nǐ shuō bu chū kǒu? |
| [13:59.40] |
I need more time. We' re going to dinner. bié jí, wǒ xū yào gèng duō shí jiān wǒ men wǎn shàng yào chī fàn |
| [14:02.10] |
You' re going out with her again? shén me? nǐ hái yào gēn tā chū qù |
| [14:05.74] |
Going out with who? Dana Keystone, from college. gēn shuí chū qù? dà xué de dài nà jī shǐ dōng |
| [14:09.04] |
Oh, yeah. Wasn' t she...? tā bú shì |
| [14:13.58] |
No, that was Dana Kaplan. nà shi dài nà kǎ pǔ lín |
| [14:15.18] |
Oh. |
| [14:18.22] |
Joey, you didn' t even know her! Yeah, whatever. qiáo yī, nǐ gēn běn bù rèn shi tā suí biàn la |
| [14:25.56] |
Great story again. gù shì zhēn de hǎo bàng |
| [14:27.03] |
The yarns that you weave! hǎo cuò zōng fù zá |
| [14:32.03] |
You know, actually, I should get going. wǒ gāi zǒu le |
| [14:35.10] |
Oh, no, no, stay! Because you should stay. liú xià lái, nǐ yīng gāi liú xià lái |
| [14:42.24] |
Oh, I am really flattered. wǒ zhēn de hěn shòu chǒng ruò jīng |
| [14:45.28] |
But I just... I don' t feel that way about you. dàn shì wǒ duì nǐ méi gǎn jué |
| [14:50.78] |
Oh, no, no. That' s not.. bù, wǒ bú shì bú shì |
| [14:52.59] |
I' m sorry, Chandler. You know, you' re such a sweet guy... qián dé, duì bù qǐ nǐ rén hěn hǎo... |
| [14:56.42] |
and I don' t want to hurt you. wǒ yě bù xiǎng shāng hài nǐ |
| [14:58.79] |
I wish I could do something to make you feel better. zhēn xiǎng shè fǎ ràng nǐ hǎo guò yì diǎn |
| [15:02.13] |
No.. Really? bù zhēn de ma? |
| [15:04.80] |
Of course. dāng rán |
| [15:07.07] |
Well, it just hurts so bad, I... wǒ zhēn shì tài shāng xīn le, wǒ |
| [15:10.00] |
Oh, I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [15:12.47] |
Maybe there is one thing you can do. What? Anything. Anything. huò xǔ nǐ kě yǐ zuò yī jiàn shì shén me shì? nǐ jǐn guǎn shuō |
| [15:17.58] |
Well, I mean, this is just off the top of my head now. wǒ shì gāng gāng cái xiǎng dào de |
| [15:22.35] |
But I have this friend.. This actor friend. wǒ yǒu gè yǎn yuán péng yǒu |
| [15:25.15] |
He would kill me if he knew that I was doing this. tā yào shì zhī dào yí dìng huì shā le wǒ |
| [15:28.99] |
But... dàn... |
| [15:31.59] |
would it be possible for him to audition for your movie on Thursday? nǐ kě bù kě néng ràng tā qù shì jìng jiù xīng qī sì ba? |
| [15:37.83] |
Absolutely. méi wèn tí |
| [15:39.53] |
But... dàn shì... |
| [15:41.00] |
you' d really feel better if your friend could audition for my movie? wǒ ràng nǐ de péng yǒu lái shì jìng zhēn de néng ràng nǐ hǎo guò yì diǎn? |
| [15:46.17] |
The heart wants what it wants. Bye. zhè shì wǒ de xīn yuàn, zài jiàn |
| [15:55.55] |
Hey! How' s it going? zěn me yàng a? |
| [15:58.22] |
Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes. zhè 5 fēn zhōng dōu méi shén me biàn huà |
| [16:01.79] |
Yes, it has. I made cookies! qí shí yǒu, wǒ kǎo le bǐng gān |
| [16:03.86] |
I' m still full from your homemade potato chips. bù liǎo, wǒ hái zài xiāo huà nǐ zuò de shǔ piàn |
| [16:08.20] |
But you should eat them now, because they' re hot from the oven. dàn shì bǐng gān yīng gāi gāng kǎo hǎo jiù chèn rè chī |
| [16:12.53] |
Okay. hǎo |
| [16:13.73] |
But not in here! Can' t eat them in bed, remember? No crumbies! dàn bú shì zài zhè lǐ chuáng shàng bù néng chī bǐng gān, bù néng diào xiè xiè |
| [16:18.47] |
Oh. Okay, I' ll be out in a second. hǎo, wǒ mǎ shàng chū qù |
| [16:21.88] |
Okay. hǎo |
| [16:31.59] |
What are you doing? This doesn' t lock, does it? nǐ zài gàn shén me? mén bù néng suǒ duì ba? |
| [16:40.26] |
Oh! Joey, I' m sorry. It' s all right, don' t worry about it. qiáo yī, duì bù qǐ méi guān xì, bié zài yì |
| [16:45.07] |
But look! That' s gonna leave a stain. dàn shì nǐ kàn, huì yǒu yìn zǐ |
| [16:47.74] |
Rach, hey, it' s fine. You' re at Joey' s. ruì qiū, méi guān xì, zhè shì qiáo yī jiā |
| [16:52.27] |
Really? Yeah, look. zhēn de ma? dāng rán, nǐ kàn |
| [16:58.95] |
Yeah. |
| [17:00.55] |
I' ve never lived like this before. I know. wǒ méi yǒu zhè yàng chī guò dōng xī wǒ zhī dào |
| [17:07.35] |
Well, don' t waste it. I mean, it' s still food. bié làng fèi le, zhè shì shí wù |
| [17:16.56] |
What do you want to do now? Want to get a drink? jiē zhe yào gàn ma? yào bú yào qù hē jiǔ? |
| [17:19.43] |
I can' t. wǒ bù xíng |
| [17:20.63] |
Oh, you have some studying to do? No, I have some turning 21 to do. nǐ yào niàn shū? bú shì, wǒ yào mǎn 21 suì |
| [17:26.97] |
You know, I remember when I was in college, we used to.. wǒ yǐ qián niàn dà xué shí, wǒ men dōu |
| [17:33.31] |
What are you doing? Nothing, I' m so comfortable with you. nǐ gàn shén me? méi shì, wǒ zhǐ shì jué de hǎo shū fú |
| [17:41.46] |
Do you not want to be seen with me? nǐ pà bèi bié rén kàn jiàn? |
| [17:43.79] |
No, of course I do. Are they gone? shén me? dāng rán bú shì tā men zǒu le ma? |
| [17:47.43] |
No, they' re still here. But I think I' m about to leave. tā men hái zài, bù guò wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [17:50.80] |
What? No, no, wait, wait.. shén me? děng yī xià |
| [17:53.97] |
You' re right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? nǐ shuō de duì, zhè yàng tài chǔn le guǎn bié rén zěn me xiǎng |
| [17:57.67] |
I mean, we like each other, right? wǒ men qíng tóu yì hé, duì ba? |
| [17:59.84] |
There' s nothing wrong with that. zhè yàng bìng méi yǒu cuò |
| [18:02.78] |
Come on. zǒu ba |
| [18:08.02] |
Burt. Lydia. Mel. bó tè, lì dì yà, méi ěr |
| [18:12.59] |
This is Elizabeth. Hi. zhè wèi shì yī lì shā bái |
| [18:14.79] |
Aren' t you in my popular culture class? nǐ bú shì yǒu xiū wǒ de dà zhòng wén huà? |
| [18:17.46] |
That' s right, Lydia. Elizabeth is a student. méi cuò, yī lì shā bái shì xué shēng |
| [18:20.09] |
And we' re dating. wǒ men zài jiāo wǎng |
| [18:22.10] |
And you may frown upon that but... nǐ men kě yǐ zhòu méi yáo tóu |
| [18:25.37] |
we' re not gonna hide it anymore. dàn wǒ men bú huì zài duǒ le |
| [18:29.64] |
You are so fired. nǐ de fàn wǎn zá dìng le |
| [18:33.51] |
What? They' ll fire you. shén me? nǐ huì bèi jiě pìn |
| [18:35.18] |
You can' t date her. It' s against the rules. gēn xué shēng jiāo wǎng shì wéi guī de |
| [18:37.95] |
Really? It' s not just frowned upon? zhēn de? bù zhǐ shì shòu zhēng yì? |
| [18:45.55] |
I love it at Joey' s! wǒ zuì xǐ huān qiáo yī jiā le |
| [18:51.83] |
Nice! Thanks. piào liàng xiè xiè |
| [18:53.39] |
So you busy Thursday? nǐ xīng qī sì yǒu shì ma? |
| [18:55.20] |
Oh, very funny. Remember? My audition was supposed to be Thursday. zhēn hǎo xiào, bù xiǎo de nǐ jì bù jì de wǒ de shì jìng jiù shì xīng qī sì |
| [19:03.54] |
You got me the audition? Let' s hug it up! nǐ bāng wǒ zhēng qǔ dào le? lái bào bào |
| [19:06.71] |
Okay, okay! What are you gonna do to me if you get the part? yào shì nǐ rù xuǎn hái dé le |
| [19:13.15] |
Hey. Hi. |
| [19:14.52] |
Yeah, okay, I need to talk to you. wǒ yǒu shì yào zhǎo nǐ |
| [19:17.32] |
I know they said the hair straightener started the fire. wǒ zhī dào tā men shuō zhí fà jiā shì qǐ huǒ diǎn |
| [19:20.85] |
But I think I' m partly at fault. dàn wǒ yě yǒu zé rèn |
| [19:23.06] |
You see, I didn' t tell you, but... wǒ méi yǒu gào sù nǐ |
| [19:25.86] |
I had recently refilled the tissues. wǒ fàng le xīn de wèi shēng zhǐ |
| [19:28.76] |
And so, let' s face it, that' s just kindling. nà gè tài róng yì zháo huǒ le |
| [19:31.73] |
So I think it' s fair that I stay at Joey' s. suǒ yǐ wǒ yīng gāi lái zhù qiáo yī jiā |
| [19:34.90] |
No, no, no, this was my fault. bù, fēi bǐ, dōu shì wǒ bù hǎo |
| [19:37.91] |
Besides, I' m fine here. Okay. ér qiě wǒ zài zhè lǐ hǎo de hěn hǎo ba |
| [19:40.74] |
Chandler, Monica' s looking for you. Really? qián dé, mó nī kǎ zài zhǎo nǐ shì ō? |
| [19:43.74] |
She said something about crumbies. No, no, no! I was so careful. hǎo xiàng gēn bǐng gān xiè yǒu guān bú huì ba, wǒ nà me xiǎo xīn |
| [19:49.85] |
You have to switch with me. Monica is driving me crazy. nǐ yí dìng yào gēn wǒ huàn mó nī kǎ kuài bǎ wǒ bī fēng le |
| [19:53.29] |
That' s right. All the ladies want to stay at Joey' s. shì de, xiǎo jiě men dōu xiǎng zhù qiáo yī jiā |
| [19:58.93] |
No, I don' t want to switch. bú yào, wǒ bù xiǎng huàn |
| [20:01.13] |
Please! I can throw wet paper towels here! bài tuō la, wǒ zài zhè lǐ kě yǐ rēng zhǐ jīn |
| [20:03.96] |
No, but at Monica' s, you can eat cookies over the sink. zài duì miàn nǐ kě yǐ duì zhe shuǐ cáo chī bǐng gān |
| [20:09.24] |
I know. I' m sorry. wǒ zhī dào, duì bù qǐ |
| [20:12.37] |
All right, fine. suàn le |
| [20:14.47] |
This looks like so much fun. God, what a mess. zhè gè hǎo xiàng hěn hǎo wán, shī dā dā de |
| [20:25.22] |
Wow, it actually is in the handbook. xiào guī lǐ zhēn de yǒu |
| [20:28.42] |
I can' t date you or have a hot plate in my office. wǒ bù néng hé nǐ yuē huì huò shì zài yán jiū shì fàng diàn cí lú |
| [20:34.63] |
I can' t believe we have to stop seeing each other. wǒ men jū rán bù néng zài jiàn miàn le |
| [20:39.33] |
For what it' s worth, I did appreciate you standing up for me. bù guò xiè xiè nǐ wèi wǒ tǐng shēn ér chū |
| [20:43.44] |
That felt really nice. wǒ hǎo gǎn dòng |
| [20:46.77] |
Kind of made me like you even more. wǒ gèng xǐ huān nǐ le |
| [20:49.08] |
I know, I know. I really like you too. But we can' t date. wǒ zhī dào, wǒ yě hěn xǐ huān nǐ dàn shì wǒ men bù néng jiāo wǎng |
| [20:53.51] |
It' s against the rules. It' s forbidden. xiào guī míng wén jìn zhǐ shī shēng liàn |
| [20:56.95] |
Wow. What? zěn me le? |
| [20:59.52] |
Just hearing you describe it as " forbidden"... guāng tīng nǐ shuō xiào guī jìn zhǐ |
| [21:03.42] |
it' s really hot. jiù jué de hǎo xìng gǎn |
| [21:06.99] |
Really? zhēn de? |
| [21:09.30] |
Yeah. duì |
| [21:11.60] |
Well, I don' t care how hot it is, it' s wrong. bù guǎn yǒu duō xìng gǎn, zhè dōu shì cuò de |
| [21:17.87] |
Stop it. No, no. It' s wrong. bié zài shuō le bù, zhè shì cuò de |
| [21:21.94] |
It' s naughty. zhè yàng hěn huài |
| [21:24.71] |
It' s... zhè shì... |
| [21:26.78] |
taboo. jìn jì |
| [21:28.98] |
Shut the book. bǎ shū hé qǐ lái |
| [21:32.22] |
Hey. Let' s also get a hot plate. zài qù nòng gè diàn cí lú ba |
| [21:40.19] |
Hey. |
| [21:41.56] |
Hey. |
| [21:42.83] |
So? So...? zěn yàng a? zěn yàng? |
| [21:45.63] |
It' s Thursday! How was the audition? jīn tiān shì xīng qī sì, shì jìng jié guǒ rú hé |
| [21:48.07] |
It' s.. Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, what day.. shà? xīng qī yī yì tiān, xīng qī èr èr tiān xīng qī sān sān xiǎo? xīng qī sì |
| [21:54.74] |
Oh! |