| [00:04.08] | Hey, what's going on? 嘿，怎么样？ |
| [00:05.72] | I found a note on my door, "Come to Monica's. 我家门上有张纸条说 过来摩妮卡家 |
| [00:08.22] | Bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar"? 带香槟和三剑客糖果棒？ |
| [00:11.52] | Yeah, I'll take that. 给我 |
| [00:13.79] | What's up? 怎么样？ |
| [00:15.09] | -Monica and I are engaged. -Oh,my God. -摩妮卡和我订婚了 -我的天 |
| [00:23.13] | Congratulations. Where is she? 恭喜你，她人呢？ |
| [00:25.90] | I'm engaged! I'm engaged! 我订婚了！我订婚了！ |
| [00:30.08] | She's been there for 20 minutes. You didn't hear? 她在那儿20分钟了，你没听到吗？ |
| [00:33.04] | I thought it was a kid yelling, "I'm gay!" 我以为有个小孩在叫 “我是同性恋！” |
| [00:37.62] | -Can I bring her in? -Let her stay. It's sweet. -可以带她进来了吗？ -让她去吧，好感人 |
| [00:41.29] | I'm getting married! I'm gonna be a bride! 我要结婚了！我要做新娘了！ |
| [00:46.56] | No, I will not shut up, because I'm engaged! 不，我不闭嘴，因为我订婚了！ |
| [00:51.33] | Oh,big talk! Why don't you come here and say that to me? 只敢说！你敢上来这儿当面告诉我？ |
| [00:55.57] | My fiance will kick your ass. 我未婚夫会教训你 |
| [00:59.97] | Come on, apartment 20, apartment 20. 来呀，20号，20号 |
| [01:04.48] | You get her in,you bolt the door, I'll be in the closet. 你去弄她进来，你锁住门 我躲在衣柜里 |
| [01:09.28] | The One with Monica's Thunder 本集播出：摩妮卡的锋头 |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:47.99] | Okay, wait, wait, wait. 等一下 |
| [01:53.26] | I just want to say that I love you guys so, so much... 我要告诉你们我很爱你们… |
| [01:58.03] | and thank you for being here on my special night. 感谢大家都在这儿 在这个对我很特别的晚上 |
| [02:02.07] | Our special night. 对我们特别的晚上 |
| [02:04.27] | It just wouldn't be my night... Our night... 我的这一晚不会… 我们的这一晚… |
| [02:07.81] | if you weren't here to celebrate with me... Us. Damn it! 如果不是因为你们和我… 我们一起庆祝！ |
| [02:11.91] | It's okay, I want this to be your night too. 没关系 我愿意这是你的特别的一晚 |
| [02:15.71] | To Monica. 敬摩妮卡 |
| [02:17.48] | Come on, wait, stop it. 等一下，停 |
| [02:19.58] | Okay, to Monica. 好，敬摩妮卡 |
| [02:23.52] | Have you decided on a band for the wedding, because I'm kind of musical. 你决定婚礼用的乐团了吗？ 我也能做音乐演出的 |
| [02:28.73] | She got engaged a few hours ago, I doubt she's had time to think... 她几小时前才订婚 我想她还没时间去想… |
| [02:32.43] | Speaking of chiming in, remember burning my apartment? 提到合奏 记得有人烧了我的房子吗？ |
| [02:37.50] | Yeah, you're on your own. 是，你自求多福 |
| [02:39.97] | We should get dressed up and go have champagne at the Plaza. 我们换衣服出门 去广场饭店喝香槟 |
| [02:45.71] | I can't stay too long. 我不能待太晚 |
| [02:47.55] | I gotta get up early for an audition. I gotta look good. 要早起去试镜，精神必须要好 |
| [02:51.22] | I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. 我要演一个19岁的人 |
| [02:56.02] | What? 什么？ |
| [02:57.29] | So when you said get up early, did you mean 1986? 你说要早起，是指1986年？ |
| [03:02.69] | You guys don't think I look 19? 你们不觉得我像19岁？ |
| [03:07.50] | Oh,19! We thought you said 90. 19！我们以为你说90 |
| [03:13.61] | Okay, everybody, let's go. 好了，大伙儿，走吧 |
| [03:19.44] | Is my candy bar around here? 我剩下的糖还在吗？ |
| [03:21.75] | No, you ate it all. 没了，你吃完了 |
| [03:23.31] | I was afraid of that. 我就知道 |
| [03:33.42] | You know what shoes would look great with this ring? 你知道什么样的鞋子 能配这只戒指？ |
| [03:36.46] | Diamond shoes. 钻石鞋子 |
| [03:40.47] | You're not getting dressed. 你没换衣服 |
| [03:47.77] | Know what I mean? 知道我的意思吧？ |
| [03:51.38] | Yeah, but I don't think we have time. 知道，不过没时间了 |
| [03:54.05] | There's gonna be a wedding. 要举行婚礼了 |
| [03:55.95] | You're gonna be the bride. 你要做新娘了 |
| [03:57.72] | 200 people are gonna be looking at you in a clean, white dress. 有200人会看到你穿着白纱 |
| [04:02.85] | Let's do it. 来吧 |
| [04:12.90] | Chandler, it happens to lots of guys. 钱德，很多人都会这样 |
| [04:17.30] | You're tired, you had a lot of champagne. 你累了，喝了太多香槟 |
| [04:20.10] | Don't worry about it. 别担心 |
| [04:24.01] | I'm not worried. I'm fascinated. 我不担心，我很惊讶 |
| [04:28.28] | You know? It's like biology. 知道吗？就像生物学一样 |
| [04:31.08] | Which is funny, because in high school I failed biology... 很好笑，高中时我的生物被当… |
| [04:34.89] | and tonight biology failed me. 今晚生物学当掉我 |
| [04:39.69] | Check it out. I could play this while the guests are coming in, okay. 听看看，来宾进场时我要唱这首 |
| [04:44.60] | First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay 第一次见到钱德时 我以为他是同性恋 |
| [04:51.00] | But here I am singing On his wedding day 但我现在在他的婚礼上唱歌 |
| [04:58.28] | Phoebe,no. 菲比，不要 |
| [05:00.18] | If you'd let me finish, it goes on to say that he's probably not gay. 如果让我唱完 后面说他大概不是同性恋 |
| [05:06.95] | You guys don't have this problem, you're made of wood. 你们没有这个问题 你们是木头做的 |
| [05:14.69] | Hey,you look great. 你看来很不错 |
| [05:16.66] | Thanks. 谢谢 |
| [05:18.86] | You okay over there? 你还好吗？ |
| [05:21.57] | I don't know. You know? I feel a little... 我也不知道？觉得有一点… |
| [05:27.34] | You know what? Never mind. I'll be fine. 你知道吗？没关系 我会没事的 |
| [05:30.14] | Don't worry about it. You're probably tired, you had a lot of champagne. 别担心，你大概只是累了 喝了太多香槟 |
| [05:35.95] | It happens to everybody. 每个人都会的 |
| [05:43.02] | -Happy Monica's Night. -Well,thank you. You too. -摩妮卡之夜快乐 -谢谢，你也一样 |
| [05:46.32] | Can you believe they are actually getting married? 他们真的要结婚了？ |
| [05:49.69] | Well, sure, but I get married all the time. 是啊，我结了好几次了 |
| [05:56.07] | -You okay? -Yeah,I guess. -你还好吗？ -我想是吧 |
| [06:00.47] | Do you think we'll ever have that? 你觉得我们会不会有那么一天？ |
| [06:04.38] | You mean "we," you and me? 你说“我们”，是指你和我？ |
| [06:06.41] | Oh,no,no,no. 不，不，不 |
| [06:09.05] | "We," you with someone, me with someone. “我们”是指你和别人 我和别人 |
| [06:11.52] | -Good, you scared me a minute. -I know. Shake it off. -还好，吓了我一跳 -是啊，好可怕 |
| [06:16.22] | It's just because you and I, we were like a nightmare. 因为我们俩在一起是噩梦 |
| [06:22.63] | -No,but there were some good times. -Absolutely. Like there was... -可是也有好时光 -当然，就像那次… |
| [06:29.20] | -Surely you can think of something. -Just give me a minute. -你总想得起一点好的吧 -给我一分钟 |
| [06:34.71] | Oh,well,yes. 对了 |
| [06:37.41] | I can think of one good thing. 我想得出一件好事 |
| [06:44.02] | You were always good at the... 你总是很… |
| [06:49.42] | stuff. 在行 |
| [06:57.30] | I was good at the stuff? 我很在行？ |
| [07:00.40] | I really liked your hands. 我真的很喜欢你的手 |
| [07:02.43] | My hands? 我的手？ |
| [07:07.34] | Way to go, guys. 做得好，兄弟们. |
| [07:11.11] | You were really good at the stuff too. 你也有很多事很在行 |
| [07:13.48] | Oh,I know. 我知道 |
| [07:17.98] | Hey,you know what we never did? 你知道我们从没做过什么吗？ |
| [07:21.45] | Oh,no,not that. 不是那个啦 |
| [07:24.09] | We never had a bonus night. 我们从没有过“红利”夜 |
| [07:26.12] | -A what? -A bonus night. -什么？ -“红利”夜 |
| [07:27.83] | Two people break up,but they get back together for one night. 两个人分手了，然后见面度过最后一夜 |
| [07:32.26] | One night,just sex? No strings attached? 最后一夜，只是上床？ 没有其他？ |
| [07:36.83] | Yeah,yeah,we never had that. 对，我们从来没有过 |
| [07:39.07] | -No. -Oh. 没有 |
| [07:46.21] | Okay, this is getting a little crazy. 这有一点怪怪的 |
| [07:52.38] | I'm sure it would be amazing... 我相信一定会很棒的… |
| [07:54.72] | but I really don't think it would be a good idea. 但我想这不是个好主意 |
| [07:58.22] | I really... 我真的… |
| [08:00.79] | really... 真的… |
| [08:03.03] | don't. 不 |
| [08:20.85] | Sup? 怎么样？ |
| [08:25.52] | Sup, dude? 怎么样，老兄？ |
| [08:28.05] | Take whatever you want, just don't hurt me. 要什么随便拿，不要伤害我 |
| [08:32.92] | You playing a little PlayStation, huh? 你玩电动游戏吧，嗯？ |
| [08:36.26] | That's whack. 有够逊 |
| [08:39.73] | PlayStation is whack. 电动游戏很逊 |
| [08:44.74] | Sup with the whack PlayStation, sup? 怎么样，逊电动游戏 怎么样？ |
| [08:50.51] | Come on, am I 19 or what? 怎么，像不像19岁？ |
| [08:53.41] | Yes,on a scale of one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look... 对，从一到十评分 十分是一个人看来最笨的样子… |
| [08:58.05] | you are definitely 19. 你绝对是19 |
| [09:01.45] | Come on, really. How old? 真的，多大？ |
| [09:03.25] | Young. You're a man-child, okay? 很年轻，你是男人孩子，好吗？ |
| [09:06.06] | Now get changed, everybody's ready. And please, please, keep my underwear. 去换衣服，大家都准备好了 拜托，拜托，内裤别还我 |
| [09:11.96] | Thanks. 谢谢 |
| [09:23.91] | You've had a lot of sex, right? 你和人上床很多次，对不对？ |
| [09:29.71] | When,today? 何时，今天？ |
| [09:34.25] | Some,not a lot. 有几次，没有很多 |
| [09:37.82] | The reason I'm asking is because I had kind of a.. 我问你是因为我有一点… |
| [09:42.13] | I was unable to.. 我不能… |
| [09:44.23] | I really wanted to, but I couldn't.. 我很想，可是不能… |
| [09:49.30] | There was an incident. 我发生了一个意外 |
| [09:52.94] | Don't worry about that,man. That happens. 不要担心，有时会这样的 |
| [09:56.47] | -It's happened to you? -Yeah,once. -你也碰过？ -对，有一次 |
| [10:00.34] | -Well,what'd you do? -I did it anyway. -那你怎么办？ -照样做啊 |
| [10:07.92] | Phoebe, come on, let's go. 菲比，我们走吧 |
| [10:11.09] | Come on. 快点 |
| [10:14.53] | Why aren't you dressed yet? 你为什么还没换衣服？ |
| [10:16.29] | I wrote the best song for your wedding. 我替你的婚礼写出了最佳歌曲 |
| [10:19.03] | Check this out. 听听看 |
| [10:20.67] | If you get ready now, you can play. 如果你现在换好衣服 你就可以演出了 |
| [10:23.10] | -Really?! -Yes. -真的？！ -对 |
| [10:24.37] | That's so exciting! Thanks,Mon. 太令人兴奋了，谢谢你 |
| [10:27.14] | But if you touch my guitar again, I'll have to pound on you a little bit. 可是如果你再动我的吉他 我会打你 |
| [10:32.24] | Fair enough. Get ready. I'll get everybody. 好吧，去准备出门 我去叫大家 |
| [10:35.11] | Finally we can start celebrating my.. 终于可以开始庆祝我的… |
| [10:41.85] | I'm sorry,apparently I opened the door to the past. 对不起，我一定是 开了通往过去的门 |
| [10:52.06] | Okay,Monica,Mon. Okay,what you just saw.. 好，摩妮卡 你刚刚看到的是… |
| [10:55.63] | Can I ask you just a little question? Why tonight? 可以问你一个小小问题吗？ 为什么要在今晚？ |
| [11:00.54] | I waited my whole life to be engaged... 我花了一辈子等着订婚… |
| [11:03.37] | and unlike some, I only plan on doing this once. 不像某些人，我只计划做一次 |
| [11:08.21] | Maybe it's selfish, I'm sorry, but I hoped tonight could just be about that. 可能这很自私，我很抱歉 但我希望这是今晚的焦点 |
| [11:13.55] | But it is just about that. 这是今晚的焦点 |
| [11:15.55] | Now it's about you getting back together. 现在焦点是你们的复合 |
| [11:18.19] | See, you kind of stole my thunder. 你看，你们抢了我的锋头 |
| [11:21.79] | We did not steal your thunder. We are not getting back together. 我们没有抢了你的锋头 我们没有要复合 |
| [11:25.96] | Yeah, no, and you know what? Nobody even saw. 是啊，没有要复合 而且没有人看到 |
| [11:30.70] | That's true. 没错 |
| [11:32.84] | -We just kissed. -It was just a kiss. -我们只是吻了一下 -只是一个吻 |
| [11:35.37] | You guys kissed?! 你们吻了？！ |
| [11:38.64] | What does this mean?! 那是什么意思？！ |
| [11:40.71] | Are you back together? Can I sing at your wedding? 你们复合了吗？ 我可以在你们婚礼上演唱吗？ |
| [11:45.05] | Thunder being stolen. 锋头被抢了 |
| [11:47.15] | -Phoebe, it's nothing. -Let's not make a big deal of this. -菲比，没有什么 -不要小事化大 |
| [11:50.99] | It was a one-time thing. It doesn't even matter. 只有发生一次，根本不算什么 |
| [11:54.16] | Oh,my God. 我的天 |
| [11:57.53] | I cannot believe you guys are talking about this. 你们竟然在谈论这件事 |
| [12:00.53] | Problems in the bedroom are between a man and woman. 卧房里的问题是两人之间的事 |
| [12:05.27] | All right? Now,Chandler is doing the best he can. 好吗？钱德已经尽力了 |
| [12:12.21] | I don't think that's what they were talking about. 我想他们不是在讨论这事 |
| [12:16.05] | What a great night. Chandler can't do it,they kissed. 真是好 钱德不行，他们亲吻了 |
| [12:19.55] | -What? -You guys kissed? This is huge. -什么？ -你们亲了？大条了 |
| [12:22.05] | No,it's not huge. 不，这不大条 |
| [12:23.39] | People thinking it's huge has led Monica to believe... 大家觉得这事大条 让摩妮卡觉得… |
| [12:26.52] | we're stealing her thunder, which we aren't. 我们抢了她的锋头 我们没有 |
| [12:29.26] | We're still talking about it. 我们还在谈这件事 |
| [12:31.10] | That, and Chandler's problem. 那件事，还有钱德的问题 |
| [12:35.07] | Monica, listen, listen. 摩妮卡，听着 |
| [12:37.00] | Would you feel better if we stopped talking about Ross and Rachel? 如果我们不再谈罗斯和瑞秋 你会不会觉得好一点？ |
| [12:40.87] | -That would be lovely. -You got it. -会很好 -没问题 |
| [12:43.01] | Now,I can pass for 19,right? 来，我看起来可以像19岁吧？ |
| [12:46.54] | Yes,you can pass for 19. 对，你可以看起来像19岁 |
| [12:48.31] | -Really? -Yes. -真的？ -对 |
| [12:50.28] | -Seriously? -Seriously? -认真的？ -认真的？ |
| [12:52.32] | Seriously, no. Okay? You can play your own age, which is 31. 认真的说，不，你可以扮演 你的年纪，也就是31岁 |
| [13:00.42] | I'm 30! 我30岁！ |
| [13:03.66] | Joey, you are not. You're 31. 乔伊，你不是，你31岁 |
| [13:07.16] | Oh,crap! 真烂！ |
| [13:09.90] | So,the Plaza. We'll get some mai tais? Maybe no more for you though. 去广场饭店，叫些迈泰？ 但你别再喝了 |
| [13:17.11] | You know, I think I don't feel like going to the Plaza. 我不想去了 |
| [13:20.58] | Monica, this is ridiculous. 摩妮卡，这太好笑了 |
| [13:22.81] | I don't want to talk about it. I don't. Especially with you. 我不想谈这件事 尤其是和你 |
| [13:29.69] | That is whack. 有够逊 |
| [13:44.77] | I'll play it at the wedding. 我会在婚礼唱这首歌 |
| [13:46.57] | We'll see if they actually let you play. 要看他们是不是真的让你演唱 |
| [13:50.21] | They tell you anything you want to hear... 他们会说你想听的话… |
| [13:52.81] | Like,"You look 19." 像是，“你看起来像19岁” |
| [13:54.71] | Then they just take it away, like, "No, you don't." 然后又反悔，说：“不，你不像” |
| [13:59.85] | Monica won't take this away. 这件事摩妮卡不会反悔的 |
| [14:02.52] | -Wouldn't she? -Would she? -她不会吗？ -她会吗？ |
| [14:05.52] | Would she? 她会吗？ |
| [14:10.86] | You ate my candy bar! 你吃了我的糖果！ |
| [14:17.74] | Guess who. 猜猜是谁 |
| [14:21.64] | Hey,I just realized we kind of left some stuff up in the air. 我们似乎还有些事没解决 |
| [14:26.14] | What did Monica mean: 摩妮卡说： |
| [14:27.71] | "I don't want to talk," especially with me? “我不想谈”特别是和我 是什么意思？ |
| [14:30.11] | Why not especially you and me? We were both kissing. 为什么不特别是你和我？ 是我们两人在接吻耶 |
| [14:33.42] | Still thinking about it? 你还在想那件事？ |
| [14:35.09] | I'm serious. What did she mean by that? "Especially you." 我是认真的，她说：“尤其是你” 是什么意思？ |
| [14:38.42] | -Who cares? -I care. -谁在乎啊？ -我在乎 |
| [14:40.62] | And so do I. 我也在乎 |
| [14:45.93] | I have to talk to her. Will you let me get changed? 我要和她谈谈 让我换衣服好吗？ |
| [14:52.67] | Am I going to let you watch me? 我要让你看我换衣服吗？ |
| [14:54.87] | No. 不 |
| [14:57.94] | I can't believe her. It's just so typical. 我不相信她竟然如此 她就是这样 |
| [15:00.68] | I know you're upset, but don't forget there is going to be a wedding. 我知道你不高兴 可别忘了要举行婚礼了 |
| [15:05.18] | You are going to throw the bouquet, and then a honeymoon. 你会要丢捧花，然后去蜜月 |
| [15:09.52] | -Maybe in Paris. -Paris? -可能去巴黎 -巴黎？ |
| [15:13.16] | We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la blah-blah-blah. 我们会在月光下的 那叫什么来着的大道上散步 |
| [15:21.03] | Keep talking. 继续说 |
| [15:22.30] | We will sprinkle rose petals on the bed and make love... 会在床上洒玫瑰花瓣，做爱… |
| [15:25.67] | not just because it's romantic, but because I can. 不是因为那很浪漫 而是因为我可以 |
| [15:31.81] | I love you. 我爱你 |
| [15:43.95] | Don't say anything, you might scare it away. 别说话，你会吓跑它 |
| [15:49.13] | It's Paris. Who knows we're here? 这是巴黎 谁知道我们在这里？ |
| [15:55.23] | Hi, Phoebe. What's up? 菲比，什么事？ |
| [15:57.20] | You said I could sing at your wedding, so I need a small deposit. 你说我可以在你的婚礼演唱 我要订金 |
| [16:02.27] | You know, some good-faith money to hold the date. 你知道，一笔钱来保留那个日期 |
| [16:05.71] | We're not giving you a deposit for our wedding. 我们不会给你订金 |
| [16:08.45] | Oh,I see. 我懂了 |
| [16:12.82] | They break your heart, don't they? 他们真能伤你的心 |
| [16:16.12] | You know,I don't really need their permission. 我不需要他们的同意 |
| [16:19.16] | You want to sing at their wedding, sing at their wedding. 你想在他们婚礼唱歌 就在他们婚礼唱歌 |
| [16:22.43] | Yeah,and if you want to look 19, then you.. 如果你想看起来像19岁 就… |
| [16:25.43] | You got to do something about your eyes. 你要修饰一下你的眼睛 |
| [16:28.27] | What's wrong with my eyes? 我的眼睛怎么了？ |
| [16:30.27] | They give you away. There's too much wisdom in there. 他们出卖了你 里头有太多的智慧 |
| [16:37.51] | Put some tea bags on them for 15 minutes. 在上面放茶袋敷15分钟 |
| [16:40.38] | -That'll get rid of my wisdom? -Maybe 10 minutes for you. -会去除我的智慧？ -也许你只需要10分钟 |
| [16:46.68] | Give her the deposit,give her the ring. I don't care. 给她订金，给她戒指 我不在乎 |
| [16:54.53] | What did you mean when you said... 你是什么意思，当你说… |
| [16:56.89] | you didn't want to talk to anyone, especially me? 你不想和任何人谈 尤其是我？ |
| [16:59.90] | What a great apology. And you accept it. Bye-bye. 好棒的道歉，你接受了，再见 |
| [17:05.87] | No, seriously, what was the "especially me" part about? 不，我是认真的 “特别是和我”是怎么回事？ |
| [17:09.54] | Let's just say it's not the first time you've stolen my thunder. 这样说吧 这不是你第一次抢我锋头的 |
| [17:13.78] | Hey,here's a thought... 我觉得… |
| [17:16.85] | Monica, what are you talking about? 摩妮卡，你在说什么？ |
| [17:19.35] | My sweet 16. You went to third base with my cousin Charlie. 我16岁的生日宴会上 你和我表哥上三垒 |
| [17:22.72] | Third base. 上三垒 |
| [17:26.02] | It was all everybody could talk about. 每个人都在讲那件事 |
| [17:28.43] | The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring. 它会发生是因为你的宴会太无聊 |
| [17:33.73] | We had a caricaturist. 我们请了一个策划家 |
| [17:38.20] | Whenever I get married Guess who won't be asked to sing 当我结婚时 猜猜不会请谁来演唱 |
| [17:41.94] | Somebody named Geller And somebody else named Bing 叫盖勒的还有叫宾的 |
| [17:50.18] | Monica, your sweet 16 was like a million years ago. 摩妮卡，你的16岁生日 是一百万年前的事了 |
| [17:53.95] | Yet here you are doing it again. 你现在又做了 |
| [17:55.92] | I don't want to steal your stupid thunder. 我不想抢你的笨锋头 |
| [17:58.52] | Why else would you have made out with Ross? 还有什么原因你会和罗斯亲热？ |
| [18:01.56] | Got me. 我不知道 |
| [18:04.60] | Easy,mimey, the moment has passed. It ain't gonna happen. 别乱来，时机已逝，不会发生了 |
| [18:10.43] | It'd be nice if I could have this night. 如果今晚的注意力都在我身上就好了 |
| [18:12.74] | I never wanted any part of your night. 我没有想要过抢你的锋头 |
| [18:15.14] | No one was supposed to see us. 不应该有人看到我们的 |
| [18:16.94] | Is that why you did it in the secret hallway, where nobody ever goes? 所以你们就在秘密走廊上做 因为没有人会到那儿去？ |
| [18:22.28] | Rachel, I've been thinking. 瑞秋，我想过了 |
| [18:24.28] | I don't think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. 我觉得我们今晚 在一起的主意不是很好 |
| [18:28.89] | I'm calling it off. 我退出 |
| [18:32.42] | Way to save your dignity,my man. 挽救尊严的好方法 |
| [18:35.99] | Mon, why, why would I ever want to take away from your night? 摩妮卡，我为什么要抢走 属于你的晚上？ |
| [18:40.96] | I don't know, maybe you feel a little resentful. 我不知道，也许你有一点生气 |
| [18:43.80] | Maybe you thought you'd get married first. 你以为你会先结婚的 |
| [18:46.67] | Maybe you can't stand... 也许你不能忍耐… |
| [18:48.14] | that your formerly fat friend is getting married first. 你那个以前很胖的朋友会先结婚 |
| [18:51.51] | Oh,wow,that.. You know what? That is so unfair. 哦…你知道吗？太不公平了 |
| [18:56.11] | Now I want to steal your thunder. 现在我想抢你锋头了 |
| [18:58.42] | Come on,Ross. Let's go have sex! 罗斯，走，我们上床去 |
| [19:10.79] | I can't believe you're gonna have sex on my engagement night. 你竟然在我的订婚夜做爱 |
| [19:14.40] | Well,somebody should. 总得有人做 |
| [19:19.27] | Look,if we're gonna do this.. 如果我们要做… |
| [19:21.41] | We're not. She's just gonna think we are. 我们没有要做 只是要让她以为我们有 |
| [19:24.17] | I see, so everybody wins. 我懂了，人人都是赢家 |
| [19:29.05] | -Who is it? -It's Monica, open up. -是谁？ -是摩妮卡，开门 |
| [19:31.11] | Okay, Ross, stop it. Please, wait a minute. 罗斯，停一下 拜托，等一下 |
| [19:38.22] | Yeah, you like that, baby? 宝贝，你喜欢吗？ |
| [19:43.96] | May we help you? 有什么事吗？ |
| [19:45.83] | I wanted to say I hope you have sex, and I hope you get back together. 我要告诉你，我希望你们上床 希望你们复合 |
| [19:50.53] | I warn you, the night you announce your engagement... 我警告你，你宣布订婚时… |
| [19:53.80] | I'm going to announce that I'm pregnant. 我会宣布我怀孕了 |
| [19:56.94] | How is that ever going to happen? 那怎么可能呢？ |
| [20:00.04] | Do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight? 你想知道今晚 我为什么会和罗斯在一起？ |
| [20:03.08] | -I know why. -You don't. -我知道为什么 -你不知道 |
| [20:04.58] | -Okay,why? -Because I was sad. -好，为什么？ -因为我很伤心 |
| [20:08.39] | What do you mean? 什么意思？ |
| [20:09.89] | Look,I am so... 我很… |
| [20:12.99] | so happy for you guys. 很为你们高兴 |
| [20:16.53] | But you getting married reminds me of the fact that I'm not. 但你要结婚这件事 提醒了我，我没有 |
| [20:20.56] | I'm not even close. 八字都没一撇 |
| [20:22.23] | Maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. 也许我只想让自己好过一点 |
| [20:25.57] | I know that that's dumb, but you were so depressed... 我知道这很笨 可是罗斯结婚时… |
| [20:28.91] | when Ross got married, you slept with Chandler. 你沮丧得和钱德上床 |
| [20:33.58] | I don't care, she slept with me. 我无所谓，和她上床的是我 |
| [20:37.21] | Anyway, sweetie, I am so sorry I ruined your night. 甜心，很抱歉毁了属于你的今晚 |
| [20:43.42] | I'm sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. 我很抱歉让你几乎和罗斯上床 |
| [20:52.00] | I'm gonna take off. 我要走了 |
| [20:56.00] | -Congratulations, man. -Thanks. -恭喜 -谢谢 |
| [20:58.74] | And Rachel... 瑞秋… |
| [21:01.04] | what can I say? 我能说什么呢？ |
| [21:02.31] | You missed your chance. 你失去了你的机会 |
| [21:04.37] | From now on, the only person who's going to enjoy these bad boys is me. 从现在起，只有我能享受他们了 |
| [21:19.19] | We thought Phoebe would leave 我们以为菲比会离开 |
| [21:22.19] | But she just stayed and stayed 但她留了下来 |
| [21:25.30] | That's right,I'm here all night And Chandler will never get.. 没错，我整夜留在这里 钱德永远不会… |
| [21:29.50] | Hey, here's a dollar. 来，这儿是一块钱 |
| [21:32.37] | Consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding. 算是订金，请在我婚礼上演唱 |
| [21:35.37] | -Oh,thank you. -Okay. 哦，谢谢 |
| [21:38.28] | Now who will perform the ceremony 现在谁会在婚礼表演 |
| [21:41.68] | Who will perform the cer.. 谁会在婚… |
| [21:47.45] | I'll pound on him in the morning. 我早上再打他 |
| [00:04.08] | Hey, what' s going on? hei, zen me yang? |
| [00:05.72] | I found a note on my door, " Come to Monica' s. wo jia men shang you zhang zhi tiao shuo guo lai mo ni ka jia |
| [00:08.22] | Bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar"? dai xiang bin he san jian ke tang guo bang? |
| [00:11.52] | Yeah, I' ll take that. gei wo |
| [00:13.79] | What' s up? zen me yang? |
| [00:15.09] | Monica and I are engaged. Oh, my God. mo ni ka he wo ding hun le wo de tian |
| [00:23.13] | Congratulations. Where is she? gong xi ni, ta ren ne? |
| [00:25.90] | I' m engaged! I' m engaged! wo ding hun le! wo ding hun le! |
| [00:30.08] | She' s been there for 20 minutes. You didn' t hear? ta zai na r 20 fen zhong le, ni mei ting dao ma? |
| [00:33.04] | I thought it was a kid yelling, " I' m gay!" wo yi wei you ge xiao hai zai jiao " wo shi tong xing lian!" |
| [00:37.62] | Can I bring her in? Let her stay. It' s sweet. ke yi dai ta jin lai le ma? rang ta qu ba, hao gan ren |
| [00:41.29] | I' m getting married! I' m gonna be a bride! wo yao jie hun le! wo yao zuo xin niang le! |
| [00:46.56] | No, I will not shut up, because I' m engaged! bu, wo bu bi zui, yin wei wo ding hun le! |
| [00:51.33] | Oh, big talk! Why don' t you come here and say that to me? zhi gan shuo! ni gan shang lai zhe er dang mian gao su wo? |
| [00:55.57] | My fiance will kick your ass. wo wei hun fu hui jiao xun ni |
| [00:59.97] | Come on, apartment 20, apartment 20. lai ya, 20 hao, 20 hao |
| [01:04.48] | You get her in, you bolt the door, I' ll be in the closet. ni qu nong ta jin lai, ni suo zhu men wo duo zai yi gui li |
| [01:09.28] | The One with Monica' s Thunder ben ji bo chu: mo ni ka de feng tou |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:47.99] | Okay, wait, wait, wait. deng yi xia |
| [01:53.26] | I just want to say that I love you guys so, so much... wo yao gao su ni men wo hen ai ni men |
| [01:58.03] | and thank you for being here on my special night. gan xie da jia dou zai zhe er zai zhe ge dui wo hen te bie de wan shang |
| [02:02.07] | Our special night. dui wo men te bie de wan shang |
| [02:04.27] | It just wouldn' t be my night... Our night... wo de zhe yi wan bu hui wo men de zhe yi wan |
| [02:07.81] | if you weren' t here to celebrate with me... Us. Damn it! ru guo bu shi yin wei ni men he wo wo men yi qi qing zhu! |
| [02:11.91] | It' s okay, I want this to be your night too. mei guan xi wo yuan yi zhe shi ni de te bie de yi wan |
| [02:15.71] | To Monica. jing mo ni ka |
| [02:17.48] | Come on, wait, stop it. deng yi xia, ting |
| [02:19.58] | Okay, to Monica. hao, jing mo ni ka |
| [02:23.52] | Have you decided on a band for the wedding, because I' m kind of musical. ni jue ding hun li yong de yue tuan le ma? wo ye neng zuo yin yue yan chu de |
| [02:28.73] | She got engaged a few hours ago, I doubt she' s had time to think... ta ji xiao shi qian cai ding hun wo xiang ta hai mei shi jian qu xiang |
| [02:32.43] | Speaking of chiming in, remember burning my apartment? ti dao he zou ji de you ren shao le wo de fang zi ma? |
| [02:37.50] | Yeah, you' re on your own. shi, ni zi qiu duo fu |
| [02:39.97] | We should get dressed up and go have champagne at the Plaza. wo men huan yi fu chu men qu guang chang fan dian he xiang bin |
| [02:45.71] | I can' t stay too long. wo bu neng dai tai wan |
| [02:47.55] | I gotta get up early for an audition. I gotta look good. yao zao qi qu shi jing, jing shen bi xu yao hao |
| [02:51.22] | I' m supposed to be playing a 19yearold. wo yao yan yi ge 19 sui de ren |
| [02:56.02] | What? shen me? |
| [02:57.29] | So when you said get up early, did you mean 1986? ni shuo yao zao qi, shi zhi 1986 nian? |
| [03:02.69] | You guys don' t think I look 19? ni men bu jue de wo xiang 19 sui? |
| [03:07.50] | Oh, 19! We thought you said 90. 19! wo men yi wei ni shuo 90 |
| [03:13.61] | Okay, everybody, let' s go. hao le, da huo er, zou ba |
| [03:19.44] | Is my candy bar around here? wo sheng xia de tang hai zai ma? |
| [03:21.75] | No, you ate it all. mei le, ni chi wan le |
| [03:23.31] | I was afraid of that. wo jiu zhi dao |
| [03:33.42] | You know what shoes would look great with this ring? ni zhi dao shen me yang de xie zi neng pei zhe zhi jie zhi? |
| [03:36.46] | Diamond shoes. zuan shi xie zi |
| [03:40.47] | You' re not getting dressed. ni mei huan yi fu |
| [03:47.77] | Know what I mean? zhi dao wo de yi si ba? |
| [03:51.38] | Yeah, but I don' t think we have time. zhi dao, bu guo mei shi jian le |
| [03:54.05] | There' s gonna be a wedding. yao ju xing hun li le |
| [03:55.95] | You' re gonna be the bride. ni yao zuo xin niang le |
| [03:57.72] | 200 people are gonna be looking at you in a clean, white dress. you 200 ren hui kan dao ni chuan zhe bai sha |
| [04:02.85] | Let' s do it. lai ba |
| [04:12.90] | Chandler, it happens to lots of guys. qian de, hen duo ren dou hui zhe yang |
| [04:17.30] | You' re tired, you had a lot of champagne. ni lei le, he le tai duo xiang bin |
| [04:20.10] | Don' t worry about it. bie dan xin |
| [04:24.01] | I' m not worried. I' m fascinated. wo bu dan xin, wo hen jing ya |
| [04:28.28] | You know? It' s like biology. zhi dao ma? jiu xiang sheng wu xue yi yang |
| [04:31.08] | Which is funny, because in high school I failed biology... hen hao xiao, gao zhong shi wo de sheng wu bei dang |
| [04:34.89] | and tonight biology failed me. jin wan sheng wu xue dang diao wo |
| [04:39.69] | Check it out. I could play this while the guests are coming in, okay. ting kan kan, lai bin jin chang shi wo yao chang zhe shou |
| [04:44.60] | First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay di yi ci jian dao qian de shi wo yi wei ta shi tong xing lian |
| [04:51.00] | But here I am singing On his wedding day dan wo xian zai zai ta de hun li shang chang ge |
| [04:58.28] | Phoebe, no. fei bi, bu yao |
| [05:00.18] | If you' d let me finish, it goes on to say that he' s probably not gay. ru guo rang wo chang wan hou mian shuo ta da gai bu shi tong xing lian |
| [05:06.95] | You guys don' t have this problem, you' re made of wood. ni men mei you zhe ge wen ti ni men shi mu tou zuo de |
| [05:14.69] | Hey, you look great. ni kan lai hen bu cuo |
| [05:16.66] | Thanks. xie xie |
| [05:18.86] | You okay over there? ni hai hao ma? |
| [05:21.57] | I don' t know. You know? I feel a little... wo ye bu zhi dao? jue de you yi dian |
| [05:27.34] | You know what? Never mind. I' ll be fine. ni zhi dao ma? mei guan xi wo hui mei shi de |
| [05:30.14] | Don' t worry about it. You' re probably tired, you had a lot of champagne. bie dan xin, ni da gai zhi shi lei le he le tai duo xiang bin |
| [05:35.95] | It happens to everybody. mei ge ren dou hui de |
| [05:43.02] | Happy Monica' s Night. Well, thank you. You too. mo ni ka zhi ye kuai le xie xie, ni ye yi yang |
| [05:46.32] | Can you believe they are actually getting married? ta men zhen de yao jie hun le? |
| [05:49.69] | Well, sure, but I get married all the time. shi a, wo jie le hao ji ci le |
| [05:56.07] | You okay? Yeah, I guess. ni hai hao ma? wo xiang shi ba |
| [06:00.47] | Do you think we' ll ever have that? ni jue de wo men hui bu hui you na me yi tian? |
| [06:04.38] | You mean " we," you and me? ni shuo" wo men", shi zhi ni he wo? |
| [06:06.41] | Oh, no, no, no. bu, bu, bu |
| [06:09.05] | " We," you with someone, me with someone. " wo men" shi zhi ni he bie ren wo he bie ren |
| [06:11.52] | Good, you scared me a minute. I know. Shake it off. hai hao, xia le wo yi tiao shi a, hao ke pa |
| [06:16.22] | It' s just because you and I, we were like a nightmare. yin wei wo men lia zai yi qi shi e meng |
| [06:22.63] | No, but there were some good times. Absolutely. Like there was... ke shi ye you hao shi guang dang ran, jiu xiang na ci |
| [06:29.20] | Surely you can think of something. Just give me a minute. ni zong xiang de qi yi dian hao de ba gei wo yi fen zhong |
| [06:34.71] | Oh, well, yes. dui le |
| [06:37.41] | I can think of one good thing. wo xiang de chu yi jian hao shi |
| [06:44.02] | You were always good at the... ni zong shi hen |
| [06:49.42] | stuff. zai hang |
| [06:57.30] | I was good at the stuff? wo hen zai hang? |
| [07:00.40] | I really liked your hands. wo zhen de hen xi huan ni de shou |
| [07:02.43] | My hands? wo de shou? |
| [07:07.34] | Way to go, guys. zuo de hao, xiong di men. |
| [07:11.11] | You were really good at the stuff too. ni ye you hen duo shi hen zai hang |
| [07:13.48] | Oh, I know. wo zhi dao |
| [07:17.98] | Hey, you know what we never did? ni zhi dao wo men cong mei zuo guo shen me ma? |
| [07:21.45] | Oh, no, not that. bu shi na ge la |
| [07:24.09] | We never had a bonus night. wo men cong mei you guo" hong li" ye |
| [07:26.12] | A what? A bonus night. shen me? " hong li" ye |
| [07:27.83] | Two people break up, but they get back together for one night. liang ge ren fen shou le, ran hou jian mian du guo zui hou yi ye |
| [07:32.26] | One night, just sex? No strings attached? zui hou yi ye, zhi shi shang chuang? mei you qi ta? |
| [07:36.83] | Yeah, yeah, we never had that. dui, wo men cong lai mei you guo |
| [07:39.07] | No. Oh. mei you |
| [07:46.21] | Okay, this is getting a little crazy. zhe you yi dian guai guai de |
| [07:52.38] | I' m sure it would be amazing... wo xiang xin yi ding hui hen bang de |
| [07:54.72] | but I really don' t think it would be a good idea. dan wo xiang zhe bu shi ge hao zhu yi |
| [07:58.22] | I really... wo zhen de |
| [08:00.79] | really... zhen de |
| [08:03.03] | don' t. bu |
| [08:20.85] | Sup? zen me yang? |
| [08:25.52] | Sup, dude? zen me yang, lao xiong? |
| [08:28.05] | Take whatever you want, just don' t hurt me. yao shen me sui bian na, bu yao shang hai wo |
| [08:32.92] | You playing a little PlayStation, huh? ni wan dian dong you xi ba, ? |
| [08:36.26] | That' s whack. you gou xun |
| [08:39.73] | PlayStation is whack. dian dong you xi hen xun |
| [08:44.74] | Sup with the whack PlayStation, sup? zen me yang, xun dian dong you xi zen me yang? |
| [08:50.51] | Come on, am I 19 or what? zen me, xiang bu xiang 19 sui? |
| [08:53.41] | Yes, on a scale of one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look... dui, cong yi dao shi ping fen shi fen shi yi ge ren kan lai zui ben de yang zi |
| [08:58.05] | you are definitely 19. ni jue dui shi 19 |
| [09:01.45] | Come on, really. How old? zhen de, duo da? |
| [09:03.25] | Young. You' re a manchild, okay? hen nian qing, ni shi nan ren hai zi, hao ma? |
| [09:06.06] | Now get changed, everybody' s ready. And please, please, keep my underwear. qu huan yi fu, da jia dou zhun bei hao le bai tuo, bai tuo, nei ku bie hai wo |
| [09:11.96] | Thanks. xie xie |
| [09:23.91] | You' ve had a lot of sex, right? ni he ren shang chuang hen duo ci, dui bu dui? |
| [09:29.71] | When, today? he shi, jin tian? |
| [09:34.25] | Some, not a lot. you ji ci, mei you hen duo |
| [09:37.82] | The reason I' m asking is because I had kind of a.. wo wen ni shi yin wei wo you yi dian |
| [09:42.13] | I was unable to.. wo bu neng |
| [09:44.23] | I really wanted to, but I couldn' t.. wo hen xiang, ke shi bu neng |
| [09:49.30] | There was an incident. wo fa sheng le yi ge yi wai |
| [09:52.94] | Don' t worry about that, man. That happens. bu yao dan xin, you shi hui zhe yang de |
| [09:56.47] | It' s happened to you? Yeah, once. ni ye peng guo? dui, you yi ci |
| [10:00.34] | Well, what' d you do? I did it anyway. na ni zen me ban? zhao yang zuo a |
| [10:07.92] | Phoebe, come on, let' s go. fei bi, wo men zou ba |
| [10:11.09] | Come on. kuai dian |
| [10:14.53] | Why aren' t you dressed yet? ni wei shi me hai mei huan yi fu? |
| [10:16.29] | I wrote the best song for your wedding. wo ti ni de hun li xie chu le zui jia ge qu |
| [10:19.03] | Check this out. ting ting kan |
| [10:20.67] | If you get ready now, you can play. ru guo ni xian zai huan hao yi fu ni jiu ke yi yan chu le |
| [10:23.10] | Really?! Yes. zhen de?! dui |
| [10:24.37] | That' s so exciting! Thanks, Mon. tai ling ren xing fen le, xie xie ni |
| [10:27.14] | But if you touch my guitar again, I' ll have to pound on you a little bit. ke shi ru guo ni zai dong wo de ji ta wo hui da ni |
| [10:32.24] | Fair enough. Get ready. I' ll get everybody. hao ba, qu zhun bei chu men wo qu jiao da jia |
| [10:35.11] | Finally we can start celebrating my.. zhong yu ke yi kai shi qing zhu wo de |
| [10:41.85] | I' m sorry, apparently I opened the door to the past. dui bu qi, wo yi ding shi kai le tong wang guo qu de men |
| [10:52.06] | Okay, Monica, Mon. Okay, what you just saw.. hao, mo ni ka ni gang gang kan dao de shi |
| [10:55.63] | Can I ask you just a little question? Why tonight? ke yi wen ni yi ge xiao xiao wen ti ma? wei shi me yao zai jin wan? |
| [11:00.54] | I waited my whole life to be engaged... wo hua le yi bei zi deng zhe ding hun |
| [11:03.37] | and unlike some, I only plan on doing this once. bu xiang mou xie ren, wo zhi ji hua zuo yi ci |
| [11:08.21] | Maybe it' s selfish, I' m sorry, but I hoped tonight could just be about that. ke neng zhe hen zi si, wo hen bao qian dan wo xi wang zhe shi jin wan de jiao dian |
| [11:13.55] | But it is just about that. zhe shi jin wan de jiao dian |
| [11:15.55] | Now it' s about you getting back together. xian zai jiao dian shi ni men de fu he |
| [11:18.19] | See, you kind of stole my thunder. ni kan, ni men qiang le wo de feng tou |
| [11:21.79] | We did not steal your thunder. We are not getting back together. wo men mei you qiang le ni de feng tou wo men mei you yao fu he |
| [11:25.96] | Yeah, no, and you know what? Nobody even saw. shi a, mei you yao fu he er qie mei you ren kan dao |
| [11:30.70] | That' s true. mei cuo |
| [11:32.84] | We just kissed. It was just a kiss. wo men zhi shi wen le yi xia zhi shi yi ge wen |
| [11:35.37] | You guys kissed?! ni men wen le?! |
| [11:38.64] | What does this mean?! na shi shen me yi si?! |
| [11:40.71] | Are you back together? Can I sing at your wedding? ni men fu he le ma? wo ke yi zai ni men hun li shang yan chang ma? |
| [11:45.05] | Thunder being stolen. feng tou bei qiang le |
| [11:47.15] | Phoebe, it' s nothing. Let' s not make a big deal of this. fei bi, mei you shen me bu yao xiao shi hua da |
| [11:50.99] | It was a onetime thing. It doesn' t even matter. zhi you fa sheng yi ci, gen ben bu suan shen me |
| [11:54.16] | Oh, my God. wo de tian |
| [11:57.53] | I cannot believe you guys are talking about this. ni men jing ran zai tan lun zhe jian shi |
| [12:00.53] | Problems in the bedroom are between a man and woman. wo fang li de wen ti shi liang ren zhi jian de shi |
| [12:05.27] | All right? Now, Chandler is doing the best he can. hao ma? qian de yi jing jin li le |
| [12:12.21] | I don' t think that' s what they were talking about. wo xiang ta men bu shi zai tao lun zhe shi |
| [12:16.05] | What a great night. Chandler can' t do it, they kissed. zhen shi hao qian de bu xing, ta men qin wen le |
| [12:19.55] | What? You guys kissed? This is huge. shen me? ni men qin le? da tiao le |
| [12:22.05] | No, it' s not huge. bu, zhe bu da tiao |
| [12:23.39] | People thinking it' s huge has led Monica to believe... da jia jue de zhe shi da tiao rang mo ni ka jue de |
| [12:26.52] | we' re stealing her thunder, which we aren' t. wo men qiang le ta de feng tou wo men mei you |
| [12:29.26] | We' re still talking about it. wo men hai zai tan zhe jian shi |
| [12:31.10] | That, and Chandler' s problem. na jian shi, hai you qian de de wen ti |
| [12:35.07] | Monica, listen, listen. mo ni ka, ting zhe |
| [12:37.00] | Would you feel better if we stopped talking about Ross and Rachel? ru guo wo men bu zai tan luo si he rui qiu ni hui bu hui jue de hao yi dian? |
| [12:40.87] | That would be lovely. You got it. hui hen hao mei wen ti |
| [12:43.01] | Now, I can pass for 19, right? lai, wo kan qi lai ke yi xiang 19 sui ba? |
| [12:46.54] | Yes, you can pass for 19. dui, ni ke yi kan qi lai xiang 19 sui |
| [12:48.31] | Really? Yes. zhen de? dui |
| [12:50.28] | Seriously? Seriously? ren zhen de? ren zhen de? |
| [12:52.32] | Seriously, no. Okay? You can play your own age, which is 31. ren zhen de shuo, bu, ni ke yi ban yan ni de nian ji, ye jiu shi 31 sui |
| [13:00.42] | I' m 30! wo 30 sui! |
| [13:03.66] | Joey, you are not. You' re 31. qiao yi, ni bu shi, ni 31 sui |
| [13:07.16] | Oh, crap! zhen lan! |
| [13:09.90] | So, the Plaza. We' ll get some mai tais? Maybe no more for you though. qu guang chang fan dian, jiao xie mai tai? dan ni bie zai he le |
| [13:17.11] | You know, I think I don' t feel like going to the Plaza. wo bu xiang qu le |
| [13:20.58] | Monica, this is ridiculous. mo ni ka, zhe tai hao xiao le |
| [13:22.81] | I don' t want to talk about it. I don' t. Especially with you. wo bu xiang tan zhe jian shi you qi shi he ni |
| [13:29.69] | That is whack. you gou xun |
| [13:44.77] | I' ll play it at the wedding. wo hui zai hun li chang zhe shou ge |
| [13:46.57] | We' ll see if they actually let you play. yao kan ta men shi bu shi zhen de rang ni yan chang |
| [13:50.21] | They tell you anything you want to hear... ta men hui shuo ni xiang ting de hua |
| [13:52.81] | Like," You look 19." xiang shi," ni kan qi lai xiang 19 sui" |
| [13:54.71] | Then they just take it away, like, " No, you don' t." ran hou you fan hui, shuo:" bu, ni bu xiang" |
| [13:59.85] | Monica won' t take this away. zhe jian shi mo ni ka bu hui fan hui de |
| [14:02.52] | Wouldn' t she? Would she? ta bu hui ma? ta hui ma? |
| [14:05.52] | Would she? ta hui ma? |
| [14:10.86] | You ate my candy bar! ni chi le wo de tang guo! |
| [14:17.74] | Guess who. cai cai shi shui |
| [14:21.64] | Hey, I just realized we kind of left some stuff up in the air. wo men si hu hai you xie shi mei jie jue |
| [14:26.14] | What did Monica mean: mo ni ka shuo: |
| [14:27.71] | " I don' t want to talk," especially with me? " wo bu xiang tan" te bie shi he wo shi shen me yi si? |
| [14:30.11] | Why not especially you and me? We were both kissing. wei shi me bu te bie shi ni he wo? shi wo men liang ren zai jie wen ye |
| [14:33.42] | Still thinking about it? ni hai zai xiang na jian shi? |
| [14:35.09] | I' m serious. What did she mean by that? " Especially you." wo shi ren zhen de, ta shuo:" you qi shi ni" shi shen me yi si? |
| [14:38.42] | Who cares? I care. shui zai hu a? wo zai hu |
| [14:40.62] | And so do I. wo ye zai hu |
| [14:45.93] | I have to talk to her. Will you let me get changed? wo yao he ta tan tan rang wo huan yi fu hao ma? |
| [14:52.67] | Am I going to let you watch me? wo yao rang ni kan wo huan yi fu ma? |
| [14:54.87] | No. bu |
| [14:57.94] | I can' t believe her. It' s just so typical. wo bu xiang xin ta jing ran ru ci ta jiu shi zhe yang |
| [15:00.68] | I know you' re upset, but don' t forget there is going to be a wedding. wo zhi dao ni bu gao xing ke bie wang le yao ju xing hun li le |
| [15:05.18] | You are going to throw the bouquet, and then a honeymoon. ni hui yao diu peng hua, ran hou qu mi yue |
| [15:09.52] | Maybe in Paris. Paris? ke neng qu ba li ba li? |
| [15:13.16] | We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la blahblahblah. wo men hui zai yue guang xia de na jiao shen me lai zhe de da dao shang san bu |
| [15:21.03] | Keep talking. ji xu shuo |
| [15:22.30] | We will sprinkle rose petals on the bed and make love... hui zai chuang shang sa mei gui hua ban, zuo ai |
| [15:25.67] | not just because it' s romantic, but because I can. bu shi yin wei na hen lang man er shi yin wei wo ke yi |
| [15:31.81] | I love you. wo ai ni |
| [15:43.95] | Don' t say anything, you might scare it away. bie shuo hua, ni hui xia pao ta |
| [15:49.13] | It' s Paris. Who knows we' re here? zhe shi ba li shei zhi dao wo men zai zhe li? |
| [15:55.23] | Hi, Phoebe. What' s up? fei bi, shen me shi? |
| [15:57.20] | You said I could sing at your wedding, so I need a small deposit. ni shuo wo ke yi zai ni de hun li yan chang wo yao ding jin |
| [16:02.27] | You know, some goodfaith money to hold the date. ni zhi dao, yi bi qian lai bao liu na ge ri qi |
| [16:05.71] | We' re not giving you a deposit for our wedding. wo men bu hui gei ni ding jin |
| [16:08.45] | Oh, I see. wo dong le |
| [16:12.82] | They break your heart, don' t they? ta men zhen neng shang ni de xin |
| [16:16.12] | You know, I don' t really need their permission. wo bu xu yao ta men de tong yi |
| [16:19.16] | You want to sing at their wedding, sing at their wedding. ni xiang zai ta men hun li chang ge jiu zai ta men hun li chang ge |
| [16:22.43] | Yeah, and if you want to look 19, then you.. ru guo ni xiang kan qi lai xiang 19 sui jiu |
| [16:25.43] | You got to do something about your eyes. ni yao xiu shi yi xia ni de yan jing |
| [16:28.27] | What' s wrong with my eyes? wo de yan jing zen me le? |
| [16:30.27] | They give you away. There' s too much wisdom in there. ta men chu mai le ni li tou you tai duo de zhi hui |
| [16:37.51] | Put some tea bags on them for 15 minutes. zai shang mian fang cha dai fu 15 fen zhong |
| [16:40.38] | That' ll get rid of my wisdom? Maybe 10 minutes for you. hui qu chu wo de zhi hui? ye xu ni zhi xu yao 10 fen zhong |
| [16:46.68] | Give her the deposit, give her the ring. I don' t care. gei ta ding jin, gei ta jie zhi wo bu zai hu |
| [16:54.53] | What did you mean when you said... ni shi shen me yi si, dang ni shuo |
| [16:56.89] | you didn' t want to talk to anyone, especially me? ni bu xiang he ren he ren tan you qi shi wo? |
| [16:59.90] | What a great apology. And you accept it. Byebye. hao bang de dao qian, ni jie shou le, zai jian |
| [17:05.87] | No, seriously, what was the " especially me" part about? bu, wo shi ren zhen de " te bie shi he wo" shi zen me hui shi? |
| [17:09.54] | Let' s just say it' s not the first time you' ve stolen my thunder. zhe yang shuo ba zhe bu shi ni di yi ci qiang wo feng tou de |
| [17:13.78] | Hey, here' s a thought... wo jue de |
| [17:16.85] | Monica, what are you talking about? mo ni ka, ni zai shuo shi mo? |
| [17:19.35] | My sweet 16. You went to third base with my cousin Charlie. wo 16 sui de sheng ri yan hui shang ni he wo biao ge shang san lei |
| [17:22.72] | Third base. shang san lei |
| [17:26.02] | It was all everybody could talk about. mei ge ren dou zai jiang na jian shi |
| [17:28.43] | The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring. ta hui fa sheng shi yin wei ni de yan hui tai wu liao |
| [17:33.73] | We had a caricaturist. wo men qing le yi ge ce hua jia |
| [17:38.20] | Whenever I get married Guess who won' t be asked to sing dang wo jie hun shi cai cai bu hui qing shui lai yan chang |
| [17:41.94] | Somebody named Geller And somebody else named Bing jiao gai lei de hai you jiao bin de |
| [17:50.18] | Monica, your sweet 16 was like a million years ago. mo ni ka, ni de 16 sui sheng ri shi yi bai wan nian qian de shi le |
| [17:53.95] | Yet here you are doing it again. ni xian zai you zuo le |
| [17:55.92] | I don' t want to steal your stupid thunder. wo bu xiang qiang ni de ben feng tou |
| [17:58.52] | Why else would you have made out with Ross? hai you shen me yuan yin ni hui he luo si qin re? |
| [18:01.56] | Got me. wo bu zhi dao |
| [18:04.60] | Easy, mimey, the moment has passed. It ain' t gonna happen. bie luan lai, shi ji yi shi, bu hui fa sheng le |
| [18:10.43] | It' d be nice if I could have this night. ru guo jin wan de zhu yi li dou zai wo shen shang jiu hao le |
| [18:12.74] | I never wanted any part of your night. wo mei you xiang yao guo qiang ni de feng tou |
| [18:15.14] | No one was supposed to see us. bu ying gai you ren kan dao wo men de |
| [18:16.94] | Is that why you did it in the secret hallway, where nobody ever goes? suo yi ni men jiu zai mi mi zou lang shang zuo yin wei mei you ren hui dao na er qu? |
| [18:22.28] | Rachel, I' ve been thinking. rui qiu, wo xiang guo le |
| [18:24.28] | I don' t think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. wo jue de wo men jin wan zai yi qi de zhu yi bu shi hen hao |
| [18:28.89] | I' m calling it off. wo tui chu |
| [18:32.42] | Way to save your dignity, my man. wan jiu zun yan de hao fang fa |
| [18:35.99] | Mon, why, why would I ever want to take away from your night? mo ni ka, wo wei shi me yao qiang zou shu yu ni de wan shang? |
| [18:40.96] | I don' t know, maybe you feel a little resentful. wo bu zhi dao, ye xu ni you yi dian sheng qi |
| [18:43.80] | Maybe you thought you' d get married first. ni yi wei ni hui xian jie hun de |
| [18:46.67] | Maybe you can' t stand... ye xu ni bu neng ren nai |
| [18:48.14] | that your formerly fat friend is getting married first. ni na ge yi qian hen pang de peng you hui xian jie hun |
| [18:51.51] | Oh, wow, that.. You know what? That is so unfair. o ni zhi dao ma? tai bu gong ping le |
| [18:56.11] | Now I want to steal your thunder. xian zai wo xiang qiang ni feng tou le |
| [18:58.42] | Come on, Ross. Let' s go have sex! luo si, zou, wo men shang chuang qu |
| [19:10.79] | I can' t believe you' re gonna have sex on my engagement night. ni jing ran zai wo de ding hun ye zuo ai |
| [19:14.40] | Well, somebody should. zong dei you ren zuo |
| [19:19.27] | Look, if we' re gonna do this.. ru guo wo men yao zuo |
| [19:21.41] | We' re not. She' s just gonna think we are. wo men mei you yao zuo zhi shi yao rang ta yi wei wo men you |
| [19:24.17] | I see, so everybody wins. wo dong le, ren ren dou shi ying jia |
| [19:29.05] | Who is it? It' s Monica, open up. shi shui? shi mo ni ka, kai men |
| [19:31.11] | Okay, Ross, stop it. Please, wait a minute. luo si, ting yi xia bai tuo, deng yi xia |
| [19:38.22] | Yeah, you like that, baby? bao bei, ni xi huan ma? |
| [19:43.96] | May we help you? you shen me shi ma? |
| [19:45.83] | I wanted to say I hope you have sex, and I hope you get back together. wo yao gao su ni, wo xi wang ni men shang chuang xi wang ni men fu he |
| [19:50.53] | I warn you, the night you announce your engagement... wo jing gao ni, ni xuan bu ding hun shi |
| [19:53.80] | I' m going to announce that I' m pregnant. wo hui xuan bu wo huai yun le |
| [19:56.94] | How is that ever going to happen? na zen me ke neng ne? |
| [20:00.04] | Do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight? ni xiang zhi dao jin wan wo wei shi me hui he luo si zai yi qi? |
| [20:03.08] | I know why. You don' t. wo zhi dao wei shi me ni bu zhi dao |
| [20:04.58] | Okay, why? Because I was sad. hao, wei shi me? yin wei wo hen shang xin |
| [20:08.39] | What do you mean? shen me yi si? |
| [20:09.89] | Look, I am so... wo hen |
| [20:12.99] | so happy for you guys. hen wei ni men gao xing |
| [20:16.53] | But you getting married reminds me of the fact that I' m not. dan ni yao jie hun zhe jian shi ti xing le wo, wo mei you |
| [20:20.56] | I' m not even close. ba zi dou mei yi pie |
| [20:22.23] | Maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. ye xu wo zhi xiang rang zi ji hao guo yi dian |
| [20:25.57] | I know that that' s dumb, but you were so depressed... wo zhi dao zhe hen ben ke shi luo si jie hun shi |
| [20:28.91] | when Ross got married, you slept with Chandler. ni ju sang de he qian de shang chuang |
| [20:33.58] | I don' t care, she slept with me. wo wu suo wei, he ta shang chuang de shi wo |
| [20:37.21] | Anyway, sweetie, I am so sorry I ruined your night. tian xin, hen bao qian hui le shu yu ni de jin wan |
| [20:43.42] | I' m sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. wo hen bao qian rang ni ji hu he luo si shang chuang |
| [20:52.00] | I' m gonna take off. wo yao zou le |
| [20:56.00] | Congratulations, man. Thanks. gong xi xie xie |
| [20:58.74] | And Rachel... rui qiu |
| [21:01.04] | what can I say? wo neng shuo shi mo ne? |
| [21:02.31] | You missed your chance. ni shi qu le ni de ji hui |
| [21:04.37] | From now on, the only person who' s going to enjoy these bad boys is me. cong xian zai qi, zhi you wo neng xiang shou ta men le |
| [21:19.19] | We thought Phoebe would leave wo men yi wei fei bi hui li kai |
| [21:22.19] | But she just stayed and stayed dan ta liu le xia lai |
| [21:25.30] | That' s right, I' m here all night And Chandler will never get.. mei cuo, wo zheng ye liu zai zhe li qian de yong yuan bu hui |
| [21:29.50] | Hey, here' s a dollar. lai, zhe er shi yi kuai qian |
| [21:32.37] | Consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding. suan shi ding jin, qing zai wo hun li shang yan chang |
| [21:35.37] | Oh, thank you. Okay. o, xie xie |
| [21:38.28] | Now who will perform the ceremony xian zai shui hui zai hun li biao yan |
| [21:41.68] | Who will perform the cer.. shui hui zai hun |
| [21:47.45] | I' ll pound on him in the morning. wo zao shang zai da ta |
| [00:04.08] | Hey, what' s going on? hēi, zěn me yàng? |
| [00:05.72] | I found a note on my door, " Come to Monica' s. wǒ jiā mén shàng yǒu zhāng zhǐ tiáo shuō guò lái mó nī kǎ jiā |
| [00:08.22] | Bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar"? dài xiāng bīn hé sān jiàn kè táng guǒ bàng? |
| [00:11.52] | Yeah, I' ll take that. gěi wǒ |
| [00:13.79] | What' s up? zěn me yàng? |
| [00:15.09] | Monica and I are engaged. Oh, my God. mó nī kǎ hé wǒ dìng hūn le wǒ de tiān |
| [00:23.13] | Congratulations. Where is she? gōng xǐ nǐ, tā rén ne? |
| [00:25.90] | I' m engaged! I' m engaged! wǒ dìng hūn le! wǒ dìng hūn le! |
| [00:30.08] | She' s been there for 20 minutes. You didn' t hear? tā zài na r 20 fēn zhōng le, nǐ méi tīng dào ma? |
| [00:33.04] | I thought it was a kid yelling, " I' m gay!" wǒ yǐ wéi yǒu gè xiǎo hái zài jiào " wǒ shì tóng xìng liàn!" |
| [00:37.62] | Can I bring her in? Let her stay. It' s sweet. kě yǐ dài tā jìn lái le ma? ràng tā qù ba, hǎo gǎn rén |
| [00:41.29] | I' m getting married! I' m gonna be a bride! wǒ yào jié hūn le! wǒ yào zuò xīn niáng le! |
| [00:46.56] | No, I will not shut up, because I' m engaged! bù, wǒ bù bì zuǐ, yīn wèi wǒ dìng hūn le! |
| [00:51.33] | Oh, big talk! Why don' t you come here and say that to me? zhǐ gǎn shuō! nǐ gǎn shàng lái zhè ér dāng miàn gào sù wǒ? |
| [00:55.57] | My fiance will kick your ass. wǒ wèi hūn fū huì jiào xùn nǐ |
| [00:59.97] | Come on, apartment 20, apartment 20. lái ya, 20 hào, 20 hào |
| [01:04.48] | You get her in, you bolt the door, I' ll be in the closet. nǐ qù nòng tā jìn lái, nǐ suǒ zhù mén wǒ duǒ zài yī guì lǐ |
| [01:09.28] | The One with Monica' s Thunder běn jí bō chū: mó nī kǎ de fēng tóu |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:47.99] | Okay, wait, wait, wait. děng yī xià |
| [01:53.26] | I just want to say that I love you guys so, so much... wǒ yào gào sù nǐ men wǒ hěn ài nǐ men |
| [01:58.03] | and thank you for being here on my special night. gǎn xiè dà jiā dōu zài zhè ér zài zhè gè duì wǒ hěn tè bié de wǎn shàng |
| [02:02.07] | Our special night. duì wǒ men tè bié de wǎn shàng |
| [02:04.27] | It just wouldn' t be my night... Our night... wǒ de zhè yī wǎn bú huì wǒ men de zhè yī wǎn |
| [02:07.81] | if you weren' t here to celebrate with me... Us. Damn it! rú guǒ bú shì yīn wèi nǐ men hé wǒ wǒ men yì qǐ qìng zhù! |
| [02:11.91] | It' s okay, I want this to be your night too. méi guān xì wǒ yuàn yì zhè shì nǐ de tè bié de yī wǎn |
| [02:15.71] | To Monica. jìng mó nī kǎ |
| [02:17.48] | Come on, wait, stop it. děng yī xià, tíng |
| [02:19.58] | Okay, to Monica. hǎo, jìng mó nī kǎ |
| [02:23.52] | Have you decided on a band for the wedding, because I' m kind of musical. nǐ jué dìng hūn lǐ yòng de yuè tuán le ma? wǒ yě néng zuò yīn yuè yǎn chū de |
| [02:28.73] | She got engaged a few hours ago, I doubt she' s had time to think... tā jǐ xiǎo shí qián cái dìng hūn wǒ xiǎng tā hái méi shí jiān qù xiǎng |
| [02:32.43] | Speaking of chiming in, remember burning my apartment? tí dào hé zòu jì de yǒu rén shāo le wǒ de fáng zi ma? |
| [02:37.50] | Yeah, you' re on your own. shì, nǐ zì qiú duō fú |
| [02:39.97] | We should get dressed up and go have champagne at the Plaza. wǒ men huàn yī fú chū mén qù guǎng chǎng fàn diàn hē xiāng bīn |
| [02:45.71] | I can' t stay too long. wǒ bù néng dài tài wǎn |
| [02:47.55] | I gotta get up early for an audition. I gotta look good. yào zǎo qǐ qù shì jìng, jīng shén bì xū yāo hǎo |
| [02:51.22] | I' m supposed to be playing a 19yearold. wǒ yào yǎn yí gè 19 suì de rén |
| [02:56.02] | What? shén me? |
| [02:57.29] | So when you said get up early, did you mean 1986? nǐ shuō yào zǎo qǐ, shì zhǐ 1986 nián? |
| [03:02.69] | You guys don' t think I look 19? nǐ men bù jué de wǒ xiàng 19 suì? |
| [03:07.50] | Oh, 19! We thought you said 90. 19! wǒ men yǐ wéi nǐ shuō 90 |
| [03:13.61] | Okay, everybody, let' s go. hǎo le, dà huǒ ér, zǒu ba |
| [03:19.44] | Is my candy bar around here? wǒ shèng xià de táng hái zài ma? |
| [03:21.75] | No, you ate it all. méi le, nǐ chī wán le |
| [03:23.31] | I was afraid of that. wǒ jiù zhī dào |
| [03:33.42] | You know what shoes would look great with this ring? nǐ zhī dào shén me yàng de xié zǐ néng pèi zhè zhǐ jiè zhǐ? |
| [03:36.46] | Diamond shoes. zuàn shí xié zǐ |
| [03:40.47] | You' re not getting dressed. nǐ méi huàn yī fú |
| [03:47.77] | Know what I mean? zhī dào wǒ de yì sī ba? |
| [03:51.38] | Yeah, but I don' t think we have time. zhī dào, bù guò méi shí jiān le |
| [03:54.05] | There' s gonna be a wedding. yào jǔ xíng hūn lǐ le |
| [03:55.95] | You' re gonna be the bride. nǐ yào zuò xīn niáng le |
| [03:57.72] | 200 people are gonna be looking at you in a clean, white dress. yǒu 200 rén huì kàn dào nǐ chuān zhe bái shā |
| [04:02.85] | Let' s do it. lái ba |
| [04:12.90] | Chandler, it happens to lots of guys. qián dé, hěn duō rén dōu huì zhè yàng |
| [04:17.30] | You' re tired, you had a lot of champagne. nǐ lèi le, hē le tài duō xiāng bīn |
| [04:20.10] | Don' t worry about it. bié dān xīn |
| [04:24.01] | I' m not worried. I' m fascinated. wǒ bù dān xīn, wǒ hěn jīng yà |
| [04:28.28] | You know? It' s like biology. zhī dào ma? jiù xiàng shēng wù xué yí yàng |
| [04:31.08] | Which is funny, because in high school I failed biology... hěn hǎo xiào, gāo zhōng shí wǒ de shēng wù bèi dāng |
| [04:34.89] | and tonight biology failed me. jīn wǎn shēng wù xué dāng diào wǒ |
| [04:39.69] | Check it out. I could play this while the guests are coming in, okay. tīng kàn kàn, lái bīn jìn chǎng shí wǒ yào chàng zhè shǒu |
| [04:44.60] | First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay dì yī cì jiàn dào qián dé shí wǒ yǐ wéi tā shì tóng xìng liàn |
| [04:51.00] | But here I am singing On his wedding day dàn wǒ xiàn zài zài tā de hūn lǐ shàng chàng gē |
| [04:58.28] | Phoebe, no. fēi bǐ, bú yào |
| [05:00.18] | If you' d let me finish, it goes on to say that he' s probably not gay. rú guǒ ràng wǒ chàng wán hòu miàn shuō tā dà gài bú shì tóng xìng liàn |
| [05:06.95] | You guys don' t have this problem, you' re made of wood. nǐ men méi yǒu zhè gè wèn tí nǐ men shì mù tou zuò de |
| [05:14.69] | Hey, you look great. nǐ kàn lái hěn bù cuò |
| [05:16.66] | Thanks. xiè xiè |
| [05:18.86] | You okay over there? nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [05:21.57] | I don' t know. You know? I feel a little... wǒ yě bù zhī dào? jué de yǒu yì diǎn |
| [05:27.34] | You know what? Never mind. I' ll be fine. nǐ zhī dào ma? méi guān xì wǒ huì méi shì de |
| [05:30.14] | Don' t worry about it. You' re probably tired, you had a lot of champagne. bié dān xīn, nǐ dà gài zhǐ shì lèi le hē le tài duō xiāng bīn |
| [05:35.95] | It happens to everybody. měi ge rén dōu huì de |
| [05:43.02] | Happy Monica' s Night. Well, thank you. You too. mó nī kǎ zhī yè kuài lè xiè xiè, nǐ yě yí yàng |
| [05:46.32] | Can you believe they are actually getting married? tā men zhēn de yào jié hūn le? |
| [05:49.69] | Well, sure, but I get married all the time. shì a, wǒ jié le hǎo jǐ cì le |
| [05:56.07] | You okay? Yeah, I guess. nǐ hái hǎo ma? wǒ xiǎng shì ba |
| [06:00.47] | Do you think we' ll ever have that? nǐ jué de wǒ men huì bú huì yǒu nà me yì tiān? |
| [06:04.38] | You mean " we," you and me? nǐ shuō" wǒ men", shì zhǐ nǐ hé wǒ? |
| [06:06.41] | Oh, no, no, no. bù, bù, bù |
| [06:09.05] | " We," you with someone, me with someone. " wǒ men" shì zhǐ nǐ hé bié rén wǒ hé bié rén |
| [06:11.52] | Good, you scared me a minute. I know. Shake it off. hái hǎo, xià le wǒ yī tiào shì a, hǎo kě pà |
| [06:16.22] | It' s just because you and I, we were like a nightmare. yīn wèi wǒ men liǎ zài yì qǐ shì è mèng |
| [06:22.63] | No, but there were some good times. Absolutely. Like there was... kě shì yě yǒu hǎo shí guāng dāng rán, jiù xiàng nà cì |
| [06:29.20] | Surely you can think of something. Just give me a minute. nǐ zǒng xiǎng dé qǐ yì diǎn hǎo de ba gěi wǒ yī fēn zhōng |
| [06:34.71] | Oh, well, yes. duì le |
| [06:37.41] | I can think of one good thing. wǒ xiǎng dé chū yī jiàn hǎo shì |
| [06:44.02] | You were always good at the... nǐ zǒng shì hěn |
| [06:49.42] | stuff. zài háng |
| [06:57.30] | I was good at the stuff? wǒ hěn zài háng? |
| [07:00.40] | I really liked your hands. wǒ zhēn de hěn xǐ huān nǐ de shǒu |
| [07:02.43] | My hands? wǒ de shǒu? |
| [07:07.34] | Way to go, guys. zuò dé hǎo, xiōng dì men. |
| [07:11.11] | You were really good at the stuff too. nǐ yě yǒu hěn duō shì hěn zài háng |
| [07:13.48] | Oh, I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [07:17.98] | Hey, you know what we never did? nǐ zhī dào wǒ men cóng méi zuò guò shén me ma? |
| [07:21.45] | Oh, no, not that. bú shì nà gè la |
| [07:24.09] | We never had a bonus night. wǒ men cóng méi yǒu guò" hóng lì" yè |
| [07:26.12] | A what? A bonus night. shén me? " hóng lì" yè |
| [07:27.83] | Two people break up, but they get back together for one night. liǎng gè rén fēn shǒu le, rán hòu jiàn miàn dù guò zuì hòu yī yè |
| [07:32.26] | One night, just sex? No strings attached? zuì hòu yī yè, zhǐ shì shàng chuáng? méi yǒu qí tā? |
| [07:36.83] | Yeah, yeah, we never had that. duì, wǒ men cóng lái méi yǒu guò |
| [07:39.07] | No. Oh. méi yǒu |
| [07:46.21] | Okay, this is getting a little crazy. zhè yǒu yì diǎn guài guài de |
| [07:52.38] | I' m sure it would be amazing... wǒ xiāng xìn yí dìng huì hěn bàng de |
| [07:54.72] | but I really don' t think it would be a good idea. dàn wǒ xiǎng zhè bú shì gè hǎo zhǔ yì |
| [07:58.22] | I really... wǒ zhēn de |
| [08:00.79] | really... zhēn de |
| [08:03.03] | don' t. bù |
| [08:20.85] | Sup? zěn me yàng? |
| [08:25.52] | Sup, dude? zěn me yàng, lǎo xiōng? |
| [08:28.05] | Take whatever you want, just don' t hurt me. yào shén me suí biàn ná, bú yào shāng hài wǒ |
| [08:32.92] | You playing a little PlayStation, huh? nǐ wán diàn dòng yóu xì ba, ? |
| [08:36.26] | That' s whack. yǒu gòu xùn |
| [08:39.73] | PlayStation is whack. diàn dòng yóu xì hěn xùn |
| [08:44.74] | Sup with the whack PlayStation, sup? zěn me yàng, xùn diàn dòng yóu xì zěn me yàng? |
| [08:50.51] | Come on, am I 19 or what? zěn me, xiàng bù xiàng 19 suì? |
| [08:53.41] | Yes, on a scale of one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look... duì, cóng yí dào shí píng fēn shí fēn shì yí ge rén kàn lái zuì bèn de yàng zi |
| [08:58.05] | you are definitely 19. nǐ jué duì shì 19 |
| [09:01.45] | Come on, really. How old? zhēn de, duō dà? |
| [09:03.25] | Young. You' re a manchild, okay? hěn nián qīng, nǐ shì nán rén hái zi, hǎo ma? |
| [09:06.06] | Now get changed, everybody' s ready. And please, please, keep my underwear. qù huàn yī fú, dà jiā dōu zhǔn bèi hǎo le bài tuō, bài tuō, nèi kù bié hái wǒ |
| [09:11.96] | Thanks. xiè xiè |
| [09:23.91] | You' ve had a lot of sex, right? nǐ hé rén shàng chuáng hěn duō cì, duì bú duì? |
| [09:29.71] | When, today? hé shí, jīn tiān? |
| [09:34.25] | Some, not a lot. yǒu jǐ cì, méi yǒu hěn duō |
| [09:37.82] | The reason I' m asking is because I had kind of a.. wǒ wèn nǐ shì yīn wèi wǒ yǒu yì diǎn |
| [09:42.13] | I was unable to.. wǒ bù néng |
| [09:44.23] | I really wanted to, but I couldn' t.. wǒ hěn xiǎng, kě shì bù néng |
| [09:49.30] | There was an incident. wǒ fā shēng le yí gè yì wài |
| [09:52.94] | Don' t worry about that, man. That happens. bú yào dān xīn, yǒu shí huì zhè yàng de |
| [09:56.47] | It' s happened to you? Yeah, once. nǐ yě pèng guò? duì, yǒu yī cì |
| [10:00.34] | Well, what' d you do? I did it anyway. nà nǐ zěn me bàn? zhào yàng zuò a |
| [10:07.92] | Phoebe, come on, let' s go. fēi bǐ, wǒ men zǒu ba |
| [10:11.09] | Come on. kuài diǎn |
| [10:14.53] | Why aren' t you dressed yet? nǐ wèi shí me hái méi huàn yī fú? |
| [10:16.29] | I wrote the best song for your wedding. wǒ tì nǐ de hūn lǐ xiě chū le zuì jiā gē qǔ |
| [10:19.03] | Check this out. tīng tīng kàn |
| [10:20.67] | If you get ready now, you can play. rú guǒ nǐ xiàn zài huàn hǎo yī fú nǐ jiù kě yǐ yǎn chū le |
| [10:23.10] | Really?! Yes. zhēn de?! duì |
| [10:24.37] | That' s so exciting! Thanks, Mon. tài lìng rén xīng fèn le, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [10:27.14] | But if you touch my guitar again, I' ll have to pound on you a little bit. kě shì rú guǒ nǐ zài dòng wǒ de jí tā wǒ huì dǎ nǐ |
| [10:32.24] | Fair enough. Get ready. I' ll get everybody. hǎo ba, qù zhǔn bèi chū mén wǒ qù jiào dà jiā |
| [10:35.11] | Finally we can start celebrating my.. zhōng yú kě yǐ kāi shǐ qìng zhù wǒ de |
| [10:41.85] | I' m sorry, apparently I opened the door to the past. duì bù qǐ, wǒ yí dìng shì kāi le tōng wǎng guò qù de mén |
| [10:52.06] | Okay, Monica, Mon. Okay, what you just saw.. hǎo, mó nī kǎ nǐ gāng gāng kàn dào de shì |
| [10:55.63] | Can I ask you just a little question? Why tonight? kě yǐ wèn nǐ yí gè xiǎo xiǎo wèn tí ma? wèi shí me yào zài jīn wǎn? |
| [11:00.54] | I waited my whole life to be engaged... wǒ huā le yī bèi zi děng zhe dìng hūn |
| [11:03.37] | and unlike some, I only plan on doing this once. bù xiàng mǒu xiē rén, wǒ zhǐ jì huà zuò yī cì |
| [11:08.21] | Maybe it' s selfish, I' m sorry, but I hoped tonight could just be about that. kě néng zhè hěn zì sī, wǒ hěn bào qiàn dàn wǒ xī wàng zhè shì jīn wǎn de jiāo diǎn |
| [11:13.55] | But it is just about that. zhè shì jīn wǎn de jiāo diǎn |
| [11:15.55] | Now it' s about you getting back together. xiàn zài jiāo diǎn shì nǐ men de fù hé |
| [11:18.19] | See, you kind of stole my thunder. nǐ kàn, nǐ men qiǎng le wǒ de fēng tóu |
| [11:21.79] | We did not steal your thunder. We are not getting back together. wǒ men méi yǒu qiǎng le nǐ de fēng tóu wǒ men méi yǒu yào fù hé |
| [11:25.96] | Yeah, no, and you know what? Nobody even saw. shì a, méi yǒu yào fù hé ér qiě méi yǒu rén kàn dào |
| [11:30.70] | That' s true. méi cuò |
| [11:32.84] | We just kissed. It was just a kiss. wǒ men zhǐ shì wěn le yī xià zhǐ shì yí gè wěn |
| [11:35.37] | You guys kissed?! nǐ men wěn le?! |
| [11:38.64] | What does this mean?! nà shi shén me yì sī?! |
| [11:40.71] | Are you back together? Can I sing at your wedding? nǐ men fù hé le ma? wǒ kě yǐ zài nǐ men hūn lǐ shàng yǎn chàng ma? |
| [11:45.05] | Thunder being stolen. fēng tóu bèi qiǎng le |
| [11:47.15] | Phoebe, it' s nothing. Let' s not make a big deal of this. fēi bǐ, méi yǒu shén me bú yào xiǎo shì huà dà |
| [11:50.99] | It was a onetime thing. It doesn' t even matter. zhǐ yǒu fā shēng yī cì, gēn běn bù suàn shén me |
| [11:54.16] | Oh, my God. wǒ de tiān |
| [11:57.53] | I cannot believe you guys are talking about this. nǐ men jìng rán zài tán lùn zhè jiàn shì |
| [12:00.53] | Problems in the bedroom are between a man and woman. wò fáng lǐ de wèn tí shì liǎng rén zhī jiān de shì |
| [12:05.27] | All right? Now, Chandler is doing the best he can. hǎo ma? qián dé yǐ jīng jìn lì le |
| [12:12.21] | I don' t think that' s what they were talking about. wǒ xiǎng tā men bú shì zài tǎo lùn zhè shì |
| [12:16.05] | What a great night. Chandler can' t do it, they kissed. zhēn shì hǎo qián dé bù xíng, tā men qīn wěn le |
| [12:19.55] | What? You guys kissed? This is huge. shén me? nǐ men qīn le? dà tiáo le |
| [12:22.05] | No, it' s not huge. bù, zhè bù dà tiáo |
| [12:23.39] | People thinking it' s huge has led Monica to believe... dà jiā jué de zhè shì dà tiáo ràng mó nī kǎ jué de |
| [12:26.52] | we' re stealing her thunder, which we aren' t. wǒ men qiǎng le tā de fēng tóu wǒ men méi yǒu |
| [12:29.26] | We' re still talking about it. wǒ men hái zài tán zhè jiàn shì |
| [12:31.10] | That, and Chandler' s problem. nà jiàn shì, hái yǒu qián dé de wèn tí |
| [12:35.07] | Monica, listen, listen. mó nī kǎ, tīng zhe |
| [12:37.00] | Would you feel better if we stopped talking about Ross and Rachel? rú guǒ wǒ men bù zài tán luó sī hé ruì qiū nǐ huì bú huì jué de hǎo yì diǎn? |
| [12:40.87] | That would be lovely. You got it. huì hěn hǎo méi wèn tí |
| [12:43.01] | Now, I can pass for 19, right? lái, wǒ kàn qǐ lái kě yǐ xiàng 19 suì ba? |
| [12:46.54] | Yes, you can pass for 19. duì, nǐ kě yǐ kàn qǐ lái xiàng 19 suì |
| [12:48.31] | Really? Yes. zhēn de? duì |
| [12:50.28] | Seriously? Seriously? rèn zhēn de? rèn zhēn de? |
| [12:52.32] | Seriously, no. Okay? You can play your own age, which is 31. rèn zhēn de shuō, bù, nǐ kě yǐ bàn yǎn nǐ de nián jì, yě jiù shì 31 suì |
| [13:00.42] | I' m 30! wǒ 30 suì! |
| [13:03.66] | Joey, you are not. You' re 31. qiáo yī, nǐ bú shì, nǐ 31 suì |
| [13:07.16] | Oh, crap! zhēn làn! |
| [13:09.90] | So, the Plaza. We' ll get some mai tais? Maybe no more for you though. qù guǎng chǎng fàn diàn, jiào xiē mài tài? dàn nǐ bié zài hē le |
| [13:17.11] | You know, I think I don' t feel like going to the Plaza. wǒ bù xiǎng qù le |
| [13:20.58] | Monica, this is ridiculous. mó nī kǎ, zhè tài hǎo xiào le |
| [13:22.81] | I don' t want to talk about it. I don' t. Especially with you. wǒ bù xiǎng tán zhè jiàn shì yóu qí shì hé nǐ |
| [13:29.69] | That is whack. yǒu gòu xùn |
| [13:44.77] | I' ll play it at the wedding. wǒ huì zài hūn lǐ chàng zhè shǒu gē |
| [13:46.57] | We' ll see if they actually let you play. yào kàn tā men shì bú shì zhēn de ràng nǐ yǎn chàng |
| [13:50.21] | They tell you anything you want to hear... tā men huì shuō nǐ xiǎng tīng de huà |
| [13:52.81] | Like," You look 19." xiàng shì," nǐ kàn qǐ lái xiàng 19 suì" |
| [13:54.71] | Then they just take it away, like, " No, you don' t." rán hòu yòu fǎn huǐ, shuō:" bù, nǐ bù xiàng" |
| [13:59.85] | Monica won' t take this away. zhè jiàn shì mó nī kǎ bú huì fǎn huǐ de |
| [14:02.52] | Wouldn' t she? Would she? tā bú huì ma? tā huì ma? |
| [14:05.52] | Would she? tā huì ma? |
| [14:10.86] | You ate my candy bar! nǐ chī le wǒ de táng guǒ! |
| [14:17.74] | Guess who. cāi cāi shì shuí |
| [14:21.64] | Hey, I just realized we kind of left some stuff up in the air. wǒ men sì hū hái yǒu xiē shì méi jiě jué |
| [14:26.14] | What did Monica mean: mó nī kǎ shuō: |
| [14:27.71] | " I don' t want to talk," especially with me? " wǒ bù xiǎng tán" tè bié shì hé wǒ shì shén me yì sī? |
| [14:30.11] | Why not especially you and me? We were both kissing. wèi shí me bù tè bié shì nǐ hé wǒ? shì wǒ men liǎng rén zài jiē wěn yé |
| [14:33.42] | Still thinking about it? nǐ hái zài xiǎng nà jiàn shì? |
| [14:35.09] | I' m serious. What did she mean by that? " Especially you." wǒ shì rèn zhēn de, tā shuō:" yóu qí shì nǐ" shì shén me yì sī? |
| [14:38.42] | Who cares? I care. shuí zài hu a? wǒ zài hu |
| [14:40.62] | And so do I. wǒ yě zài hu |
| [14:45.93] | I have to talk to her. Will you let me get changed? wǒ yào hé tā tán tán ràng wǒ huàn yī fú hǎo ma? |
| [14:52.67] | Am I going to let you watch me? wǒ yào ràng nǐ kàn wǒ huàn yī fú ma? |
| [14:54.87] | No. bù |
| [14:57.94] | I can' t believe her. It' s just so typical. wǒ bù xiāng xìn tā jìng rán rú cǐ tā jiù shì zhè yàng |
| [15:00.68] | I know you' re upset, but don' t forget there is going to be a wedding. wǒ zhī dào nǐ bù gāo xìng kě bié wàng le yào jǔ xíng hūn lǐ le |
| [15:05.18] | You are going to throw the bouquet, and then a honeymoon. nǐ huì yào diū pěng huā, rán hòu qù mì yuè |
| [15:09.52] | Maybe in Paris. Paris? kě néng qù bā lí bā lí? |
| [15:13.16] | We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la blahblahblah. wǒ men huì zài yuè guāng xià de nà jiào shén me lái zhe de dà dào shàng sàn bù |
| [15:21.03] | Keep talking. jì xù shuō |
| [15:22.30] | We will sprinkle rose petals on the bed and make love... huì zài chuáng shàng sǎ méi guī huā bàn, zuò ài |
| [15:25.67] | not just because it' s romantic, but because I can. bú shì yīn wèi nà hěn làng màn ér shì yīn wèi wǒ kě yǐ |
| [15:31.81] | I love you. wǒ ài nǐ |
| [15:43.95] | Don' t say anything, you might scare it away. bié shuō huà, nǐ huì xià pǎo tā |
| [15:49.13] | It' s Paris. Who knows we' re here? zhè shì bā lí shéi zhī dào wǒ men zài zhè lǐ? |
| [15:55.23] | Hi, Phoebe. What' s up? fēi bǐ, shén me shì? |
| [15:57.20] | You said I could sing at your wedding, so I need a small deposit. nǐ shuō wǒ kě yǐ zài nǐ de hūn lǐ yǎn chàng wǒ yào dìng jīn |
| [16:02.27] | You know, some goodfaith money to hold the date. nǐ zhī dào, yī bǐ qián lái bǎo liú nà gè rì qī |
| [16:05.71] | We' re not giving you a deposit for our wedding. wǒ men bú huì gěi nǐ dìng jīn |
| [16:08.45] | Oh, I see. wǒ dǒng le |
| [16:12.82] | They break your heart, don' t they? tā men zhēn néng shāng nǐ de xīn |
| [16:16.12] | You know, I don' t really need their permission. wǒ bù xū yào tā men de tóng yì |
| [16:19.16] | You want to sing at their wedding, sing at their wedding. nǐ xiǎng zài tā men hūn lǐ chàng gē jiù zài tā men hūn lǐ chàng gē |
| [16:22.43] | Yeah, and if you want to look 19, then you.. rú guǒ nǐ xiǎng kàn qǐ lái xiàng 19 suì jiù |
| [16:25.43] | You got to do something about your eyes. nǐ yào xiū shì yī xià nǐ de yǎn jīng |
| [16:28.27] | What' s wrong with my eyes? wǒ de yǎn jīng zěn me le? |
| [16:30.27] | They give you away. There' s too much wisdom in there. tā men chū mài le nǐ lǐ tou yǒu tài duō de zhì huì |
| [16:37.51] | Put some tea bags on them for 15 minutes. zài shàng miàn fàng chá dài fū 15 fēn zhōng |
| [16:40.38] | That' ll get rid of my wisdom? Maybe 10 minutes for you. huì qù chú wǒ de zhì huì? yě xǔ nǐ zhǐ xū yào 10 fēn zhōng |
| [16:46.68] | Give her the deposit, give her the ring. I don' t care. gěi tā dìng jīn, gěi tā jiè zhǐ wǒ bù zài hu |
| [16:54.53] | What did you mean when you said... nǐ shì shén me yì sī, dāng nǐ shuō |
| [16:56.89] | you didn' t want to talk to anyone, especially me? nǐ bù xiǎng hé rèn hé rén tán yóu qí shì wǒ? |
| [16:59.90] | What a great apology. And you accept it. Byebye. hǎo bàng de dào qiàn, nǐ jiē shòu le, zài jiàn |
| [17:05.87] | No, seriously, what was the " especially me" part about? bù, wǒ shì rèn zhēn de " tè bié shì hé wǒ" shì zěn me huí shì? |
| [17:09.54] | Let' s just say it' s not the first time you' ve stolen my thunder. zhè yàng shuō ba zhè bú shì nǐ dì yī cì qiǎng wǒ fēng tóu de |
| [17:13.78] | Hey, here' s a thought... wǒ jué de |
| [17:16.85] | Monica, what are you talking about? mó nī kǎ, nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? |
| [17:19.35] | My sweet 16. You went to third base with my cousin Charlie. wǒ 16 suì de shēng rì yàn huì shàng nǐ hé wǒ biǎo gē shàng sān lěi |
| [17:22.72] | Third base. shàng sān lěi |
| [17:26.02] | It was all everybody could talk about. měi ge rén dōu zài jiǎng nà jiàn shì |
| [17:28.43] | The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring. tā huì fā shēng shì yīn wèi nǐ de yàn huì tài wú liáo |
| [17:33.73] | We had a caricaturist. wǒ men qǐng le yí gè cè huà jiā |
| [17:38.20] | Whenever I get married Guess who won' t be asked to sing dāng wǒ jié hūn shí cāi cāi bú huì qǐng shuí lái yǎn chàng |
| [17:41.94] | Somebody named Geller And somebody else named Bing jiào gài lēi de hái yǒu jiào bīn de |
| [17:50.18] | Monica, your sweet 16 was like a million years ago. mó nī kǎ, nǐ de 16 suì shēng rì shì yī bǎi wàn nián qián de shì le |
| [17:53.95] | Yet here you are doing it again. nǐ xiàn zài yòu zuò le |
| [17:55.92] | I don' t want to steal your stupid thunder. wǒ bù xiǎng qiǎng nǐ de bèn fēng tóu |
| [17:58.52] | Why else would you have made out with Ross? hái yǒu shén me yuán yīn nǐ huì hé luó sī qīn rè? |
| [18:01.56] | Got me. wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [18:04.60] | Easy, mimey, the moment has passed. It ain' t gonna happen. bié luàn lái, shí jī yǐ shì, bú huì fā shēng le |
| [18:10.43] | It' d be nice if I could have this night. rú guǒ jīn wǎn de zhù yì lì dōu zài wǒ shēn shàng jiù hǎo le |
| [18:12.74] | I never wanted any part of your night. wǒ méi yǒu xiǎng yào guò qiǎng nǐ de fēng tóu |
| [18:15.14] | No one was supposed to see us. bù yīng gāi yǒu rén kàn dào wǒ men de |
| [18:16.94] | Is that why you did it in the secret hallway, where nobody ever goes? suǒ yǐ nǐ men jiù zài mì mì zǒu láng shàng zuò yīn wèi méi yǒu rén huì dào nà ér qù? |
| [18:22.28] | Rachel, I' ve been thinking. ruì qiū, wǒ xiǎng guò le |
| [18:24.28] | I don' t think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. wǒ jué de wǒ men jīn wǎn zài yì qǐ de zhǔ yì bú shì hěn hǎo |
| [18:28.89] | I' m calling it off. wǒ tuì chū |
| [18:32.42] | Way to save your dignity, my man. wǎn jiù zūn yán de hǎo fāng fǎ |
| [18:35.99] | Mon, why, why would I ever want to take away from your night? mó nī kǎ, wǒ wèi shí me yào qiǎng zǒu shǔ yú nǐ de wǎn shàng? |
| [18:40.96] | I don' t know, maybe you feel a little resentful. wǒ bù zhī dào, yě xǔ nǐ yǒu yì diǎn shēng qì |
| [18:43.80] | Maybe you thought you' d get married first. nǐ yǐ wéi nǐ huì xiān jié hūn de |
| [18:46.67] | Maybe you can' t stand... yě xǔ nǐ bù néng rěn nài |
| [18:48.14] | that your formerly fat friend is getting married first. nǐ nà gè yǐ qián hěn pàng de péng yǒu huì xiān jié hūn |
| [18:51.51] | Oh, wow, that.. You know what? That is so unfair. ó nǐ zhī dào ma? tài bù gōng píng le |
| [18:56.11] | Now I want to steal your thunder. xiàn zài wǒ xiǎng qiǎng nǐ fēng tóu le |
| [18:58.42] | Come on, Ross. Let' s go have sex! luó sī, zǒu, wǒ men shàng chuáng qù |
| [19:10.79] | I can' t believe you' re gonna have sex on my engagement night. nǐ jìng rán zài wǒ de dìng hūn yè zuò ài |
| [19:14.40] | Well, somebody should. zǒng děi yǒu rén zuò |
| [19:19.27] | Look, if we' re gonna do this.. rú guǒ wǒ men yào zuò |
| [19:21.41] | We' re not. She' s just gonna think we are. wǒ men méi yǒu yào zuò zhǐ shì yào ràng tā yǐ wéi wǒ men yǒu |
| [19:24.17] | I see, so everybody wins. wǒ dǒng le, rén rén dōu shì yíng jiā |
| [19:29.05] | Who is it? It' s Monica, open up. shì shuí? shì mó nī kǎ, kāi mén |
| [19:31.11] | Okay, Ross, stop it. Please, wait a minute. luó sī, tíng yī xià bài tuō, děng yī xià |
| [19:38.22] | Yeah, you like that, baby? bǎo bèi, nǐ xǐ huān ma? |
| [19:43.96] | May we help you? yǒu shén me shì ma? |
| [19:45.83] | I wanted to say I hope you have sex, and I hope you get back together. wǒ yào gào sù nǐ, wǒ xī wàng nǐ men shàng chuáng xī wàng nǐ men fù hé |
| [19:50.53] | I warn you, the night you announce your engagement... wǒ jǐng gào nǐ, nǐ xuān bù dìng hūn shí |
| [19:53.80] | I' m going to announce that I' m pregnant. wǒ huì xuān bù wǒ huái yùn le |
| [19:56.94] | How is that ever going to happen? nà zěn me kě néng ne? |
| [20:00.04] | Do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight? nǐ xiǎng zhī dào jīn wǎn wǒ wèi shí me huì hé luó sī zài yì qǐ? |
| [20:03.08] | I know why. You don' t. wǒ zhī dào wèi shí me nǐ bù zhī dào |
| [20:04.58] | Okay, why? Because I was sad. hǎo, wèi shí me? yīn wèi wǒ hěn shāng xīn |
| [20:08.39] | What do you mean? shén me yì sī? |
| [20:09.89] | Look, I am so... wǒ hěn |
| [20:12.99] | so happy for you guys. hěn wèi nǐ men gāo xìng |
| [20:16.53] | But you getting married reminds me of the fact that I' m not. dàn nǐ yào jié hūn zhè jiàn shì tí xǐng le wǒ, wǒ méi yǒu |
| [20:20.56] | I' m not even close. bā zì dōu méi yī piě |
| [20:22.23] | Maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. yě xǔ wǒ zhǐ xiǎng ràng zì jǐ hǎo guò yì diǎn |
| [20:25.57] | I know that that' s dumb, but you were so depressed... wǒ zhī dào zhè hěn bèn kě shì luó sī jié hūn shí |
| [20:28.91] | when Ross got married, you slept with Chandler. nǐ jǔ sàng dé hé qián dé shàng chuáng |
| [20:33.58] | I don' t care, she slept with me. wǒ wú suǒ wèi, hé tā shàng chuáng de shì wǒ |
| [20:37.21] | Anyway, sweetie, I am so sorry I ruined your night. tián xīn, hěn bào qiàn huǐ le shǔ yú nǐ de jīn wǎn |
| [20:43.42] | I' m sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. wǒ hěn bào qiàn ràng nǐ jī hū hé luó sī shàng chuáng |
| [20:52.00] | I' m gonna take off. wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [20:56.00] | Congratulations, man. Thanks. gōng xǐ xiè xiè |
| [20:58.74] | And Rachel... ruì qiū |
| [21:01.04] | what can I say? wǒ néng shuō shí mǒ ne? |
| [21:02.31] | You missed your chance. nǐ shī qù le nǐ de jī huì |
| [21:04.37] | From now on, the only person who' s going to enjoy these bad boys is me. cóng xiàn zài qǐ, zhǐ yǒu wǒ néng xiǎng shòu tā men le |
| [21:19.19] | We thought Phoebe would leave wǒ men yǐ wéi fēi bǐ huì lí kāi |
| [21:22.19] | But she just stayed and stayed dàn tā liú le xià lái |
| [21:25.30] | That' s right, I' m here all night And Chandler will never get.. méi cuò, wǒ zhěng yè liú zài zhè lǐ qián dé yǒng yuǎn bú huì |
| [21:29.50] | Hey, here' s a dollar. lái, zhè ér shì yí kuài qián |
| [21:32.37] | Consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding. suàn shì dìng jīn, qǐng zài wǒ hūn lǐ shàng yǎn chàng |
| [21:35.37] | Oh, thank you. Okay. ó, xiè xiè |
| [21:38.28] | Now who will perform the ceremony xiàn zài shuí huì zài hūn lǐ biǎo yǎn |
| [21:41.68] | Who will perform the cer.. shuí huì zài hūn |
| [21:47.45] | I' ll pound on him in the morning. wǒ zǎo shàng zài dǎ tā |
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