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Hey, what' s going on? hēi, zěn me yàng? |
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I found a note on my door, " Come to Monica' s. wǒ jiā mén shàng yǒu zhāng zhǐ tiáo shuō guò lái mó nī kǎ jiā |
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Bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar"? dài xiāng bīn hé sān jiàn kè táng guǒ bàng? |
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Yeah, I' ll take that. gěi wǒ |
| [00:13.79] |
What' s up? zěn me yàng? |
| [00:15.09] |
Monica and I are engaged. Oh, my God. mó nī kǎ hé wǒ dìng hūn le wǒ de tiān |
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Congratulations. Where is she? gōng xǐ nǐ, tā rén ne? |
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I' m engaged! I' m engaged! wǒ dìng hūn le! wǒ dìng hūn le! |
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She' s been there for 20 minutes. You didn' t hear? tā zài na r 20 fēn zhōng le, nǐ méi tīng dào ma? |
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I thought it was a kid yelling, " I' m gay!" wǒ yǐ wéi yǒu gè xiǎo hái zài jiào " wǒ shì tóng xìng liàn!" |
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Can I bring her in? Let her stay. It' s sweet. kě yǐ dài tā jìn lái le ma? ràng tā qù ba, hǎo gǎn rén |
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I' m getting married! I' m gonna be a bride! wǒ yào jié hūn le! wǒ yào zuò xīn niáng le! |
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No, I will not shut up, because I' m engaged! bù, wǒ bù bì zuǐ, yīn wèi wǒ dìng hūn le! |
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Oh, big talk! Why don' t you come here and say that to me? zhǐ gǎn shuō! nǐ gǎn shàng lái zhè ér dāng miàn gào sù wǒ? |
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My fiance will kick your ass. wǒ wèi hūn fū huì jiào xùn nǐ |
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Come on, apartment 20, apartment 20. lái ya, 20 hào, 20 hào |
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You get her in, you bolt the door, I' ll be in the closet. nǐ qù nòng tā jìn lái, nǐ suǒ zhù mén wǒ duǒ zài yī guì lǐ |
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The One with Monica' s Thunder běn jí bō chū: mó nī kǎ de fēng tóu |
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Okay, wait, wait, wait. děng yī xià |
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I just want to say that I love you guys so, so much... wǒ yào gào sù nǐ men wǒ hěn ài nǐ men |
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and thank you for being here on my special night. gǎn xiè dà jiā dōu zài zhè ér zài zhè gè duì wǒ hěn tè bié de wǎn shàng |
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Our special night. duì wǒ men tè bié de wǎn shàng |
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It just wouldn' t be my night... Our night... wǒ de zhè yī wǎn bú huì wǒ men de zhè yī wǎn |
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if you weren' t here to celebrate with me... Us. Damn it! rú guǒ bú shì yīn wèi nǐ men hé wǒ wǒ men yì qǐ qìng zhù! |
| [02:11.91] |
It' s okay, I want this to be your night too. méi guān xì wǒ yuàn yì zhè shì nǐ de tè bié de yī wǎn |
| [02:15.71] |
To Monica. jìng mó nī kǎ |
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Come on, wait, stop it. děng yī xià, tíng |
| [02:19.58] |
Okay, to Monica. hǎo, jìng mó nī kǎ |
| [02:23.52] |
Have you decided on a band for the wedding, because I' m kind of musical. nǐ jué dìng hūn lǐ yòng de yuè tuán le ma? wǒ yě néng zuò yīn yuè yǎn chū de |
| [02:28.73] |
She got engaged a few hours ago, I doubt she' s had time to think... tā jǐ xiǎo shí qián cái dìng hūn wǒ xiǎng tā hái méi shí jiān qù xiǎng |
| [02:32.43] |
Speaking of chiming in, remember burning my apartment? tí dào hé zòu jì de yǒu rén shāo le wǒ de fáng zi ma? |
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Yeah, you' re on your own. shì, nǐ zì qiú duō fú |
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We should get dressed up and go have champagne at the Plaza. wǒ men huàn yī fú chū mén qù guǎng chǎng fàn diàn hē xiāng bīn |
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I can' t stay too long. wǒ bù néng dài tài wǎn |
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I gotta get up early for an audition. I gotta look good. yào zǎo qǐ qù shì jìng, jīng shén bì xū yāo hǎo |
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I' m supposed to be playing a 19yearold. wǒ yào yǎn yí gè 19 suì de rén |
| [02:56.02] |
What? shén me? |
| [02:57.29] |
So when you said get up early, did you mean 1986? nǐ shuō yào zǎo qǐ, shì zhǐ 1986 nián? |
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You guys don' t think I look 19? nǐ men bù jué de wǒ xiàng 19 suì? |
| [03:07.50] |
Oh, 19! We thought you said 90. 19! wǒ men yǐ wéi nǐ shuō 90 |
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Okay, everybody, let' s go. hǎo le, dà huǒ ér, zǒu ba |
| [03:19.44] |
Is my candy bar around here? wǒ shèng xià de táng hái zài ma? |
| [03:21.75] |
No, you ate it all. méi le, nǐ chī wán le |
| [03:23.31] |
I was afraid of that. wǒ jiù zhī dào |
| [03:33.42] |
You know what shoes would look great with this ring? nǐ zhī dào shén me yàng de xié zǐ néng pèi zhè zhǐ jiè zhǐ? |
| [03:36.46] |
Diamond shoes. zuàn shí xié zǐ |
| [03:40.47] |
You' re not getting dressed. nǐ méi huàn yī fú |
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Know what I mean? zhī dào wǒ de yì sī ba? |
| [03:51.38] |
Yeah, but I don' t think we have time. zhī dào, bù guò méi shí jiān le |
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There' s gonna be a wedding. yào jǔ xíng hūn lǐ le |
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You' re gonna be the bride. nǐ yào zuò xīn niáng le |
| [03:57.72] |
200 people are gonna be looking at you in a clean, white dress. yǒu 200 rén huì kàn dào nǐ chuān zhe bái shā |
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Let' s do it. lái ba |
| [04:12.90] |
Chandler, it happens to lots of guys. qián dé, hěn duō rén dōu huì zhè yàng |
| [04:17.30] |
You' re tired, you had a lot of champagne. nǐ lèi le, hē le tài duō xiāng bīn |
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Don' t worry about it. bié dān xīn |
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I' m not worried. I' m fascinated. wǒ bù dān xīn, wǒ hěn jīng yà |
| [04:28.28] |
You know? It' s like biology. zhī dào ma? jiù xiàng shēng wù xué yí yàng |
| [04:31.08] |
Which is funny, because in high school I failed biology... hěn hǎo xiào, gāo zhōng shí wǒ de shēng wù bèi dāng |
| [04:34.89] |
and tonight biology failed me. jīn wǎn shēng wù xué dāng diào wǒ |
| [04:39.69] |
Check it out. I could play this while the guests are coming in, okay. tīng kàn kàn, lái bīn jìn chǎng shí wǒ yào chàng zhè shǒu |
| [04:44.60] |
First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay dì yī cì jiàn dào qián dé shí wǒ yǐ wéi tā shì tóng xìng liàn |
| [04:51.00] |
But here I am singing On his wedding day dàn wǒ xiàn zài zài tā de hūn lǐ shàng chàng gē |
| [04:58.28] |
Phoebe, no. fēi bǐ, bú yào |
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If you' d let me finish, it goes on to say that he' s probably not gay. rú guǒ ràng wǒ chàng wán hòu miàn shuō tā dà gài bú shì tóng xìng liàn |
| [05:06.95] |
You guys don' t have this problem, you' re made of wood. nǐ men méi yǒu zhè gè wèn tí nǐ men shì mù tou zuò de |
| [05:14.69] |
Hey, you look great. nǐ kàn lái hěn bù cuò |
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Thanks. xiè xiè |
| [05:18.86] |
You okay over there? nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [05:21.57] |
I don' t know. You know? I feel a little... wǒ yě bù zhī dào? jué de yǒu yì diǎn |
| [05:27.34] |
You know what? Never mind. I' ll be fine. nǐ zhī dào ma? méi guān xì wǒ huì méi shì de |
| [05:30.14] |
Don' t worry about it. You' re probably tired, you had a lot of champagne. bié dān xīn, nǐ dà gài zhǐ shì lèi le hē le tài duō xiāng bīn |
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It happens to everybody. měi ge rén dōu huì de |
| [05:43.02] |
Happy Monica' s Night. Well, thank you. You too. mó nī kǎ zhī yè kuài lè xiè xiè, nǐ yě yí yàng |
| [05:46.32] |
Can you believe they are actually getting married? tā men zhēn de yào jié hūn le? |
| [05:49.69] |
Well, sure, but I get married all the time. shì a, wǒ jié le hǎo jǐ cì le |
| [05:56.07] |
You okay? Yeah, I guess. nǐ hái hǎo ma? wǒ xiǎng shì ba |
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Do you think we' ll ever have that? nǐ jué de wǒ men huì bú huì yǒu nà me yì tiān? |
| [06:04.38] |
You mean " we," you and me? nǐ shuō" wǒ men", shì zhǐ nǐ hé wǒ? |
| [06:06.41] |
Oh, no, no, no. bù, bù, bù |
| [06:09.05] |
" We," you with someone, me with someone. " wǒ men" shì zhǐ nǐ hé bié rén wǒ hé bié rén |
| [06:11.52] |
Good, you scared me a minute. I know. Shake it off. hái hǎo, xià le wǒ yī tiào shì a, hǎo kě pà |
| [06:16.22] |
It' s just because you and I, we were like a nightmare. yīn wèi wǒ men liǎ zài yì qǐ shì è mèng |
| [06:22.63] |
No, but there were some good times. Absolutely. Like there was... kě shì yě yǒu hǎo shí guāng dāng rán, jiù xiàng nà cì |
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Surely you can think of something. Just give me a minute. nǐ zǒng xiǎng dé qǐ yì diǎn hǎo de ba gěi wǒ yī fēn zhōng |
| [06:34.71] |
Oh, well, yes. duì le |
| [06:37.41] |
I can think of one good thing. wǒ xiǎng dé chū yī jiàn hǎo shì |
| [06:44.02] |
You were always good at the... nǐ zǒng shì hěn |
| [06:49.42] |
stuff. zài háng |
| [06:57.30] |
I was good at the stuff? wǒ hěn zài háng? |
| [07:00.40] |
I really liked your hands. wǒ zhēn de hěn xǐ huān nǐ de shǒu |
| [07:02.43] |
My hands? wǒ de shǒu? |
| [07:07.34] |
Way to go, guys. zuò dé hǎo, xiōng dì men. |
| [07:11.11] |
You were really good at the stuff too. nǐ yě yǒu hěn duō shì hěn zài háng |
| [07:13.48] |
Oh, I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [07:17.98] |
Hey, you know what we never did? nǐ zhī dào wǒ men cóng méi zuò guò shén me ma? |
| [07:21.45] |
Oh, no, not that. bú shì nà gè la |
| [07:24.09] |
We never had a bonus night. wǒ men cóng méi yǒu guò" hóng lì" yè |
| [07:26.12] |
A what? A bonus night. shén me? " hóng lì" yè |
| [07:27.83] |
Two people break up, but they get back together for one night. liǎng gè rén fēn shǒu le, rán hòu jiàn miàn dù guò zuì hòu yī yè |
| [07:32.26] |
One night, just sex? No strings attached? zuì hòu yī yè, zhǐ shì shàng chuáng? méi yǒu qí tā? |
| [07:36.83] |
Yeah, yeah, we never had that. duì, wǒ men cóng lái méi yǒu guò |
| [07:39.07] |
No. Oh. méi yǒu |
| [07:46.21] |
Okay, this is getting a little crazy. zhè yǒu yì diǎn guài guài de |
| [07:52.38] |
I' m sure it would be amazing... wǒ xiāng xìn yí dìng huì hěn bàng de |
| [07:54.72] |
but I really don' t think it would be a good idea. dàn wǒ xiǎng zhè bú shì gè hǎo zhǔ yì |
| [07:58.22] |
I really... wǒ zhēn de |
| [08:00.79] |
really... zhēn de |
| [08:03.03] |
don' t. bù |
| [08:20.85] |
Sup? zěn me yàng? |
| [08:25.52] |
Sup, dude? zěn me yàng, lǎo xiōng? |
| [08:28.05] |
Take whatever you want, just don' t hurt me. yào shén me suí biàn ná, bú yào shāng hài wǒ |
| [08:32.92] |
You playing a little PlayStation, huh? nǐ wán diàn dòng yóu xì ba, ? |
| [08:36.26] |
That' s whack. yǒu gòu xùn |
| [08:39.73] |
PlayStation is whack. diàn dòng yóu xì hěn xùn |
| [08:44.74] |
Sup with the whack PlayStation, sup? zěn me yàng, xùn diàn dòng yóu xì zěn me yàng? |
| [08:50.51] |
Come on, am I 19 or what? zěn me, xiàng bù xiàng 19 suì? |
| [08:53.41] |
Yes, on a scale of one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look... duì, cóng yí dào shí píng fēn shí fēn shì yí ge rén kàn lái zuì bèn de yàng zi |
| [08:58.05] |
you are definitely 19. nǐ jué duì shì 19 |
| [09:01.45] |
Come on, really. How old? zhēn de, duō dà? |
| [09:03.25] |
Young. You' re a manchild, okay? hěn nián qīng, nǐ shì nán rén hái zi, hǎo ma? |
| [09:06.06] |
Now get changed, everybody' s ready. And please, please, keep my underwear. qù huàn yī fú, dà jiā dōu zhǔn bèi hǎo le bài tuō, bài tuō, nèi kù bié hái wǒ |
| [09:11.96] |
Thanks. xiè xiè |
| [09:23.91] |
You' ve had a lot of sex, right? nǐ hé rén shàng chuáng hěn duō cì, duì bú duì? |
| [09:29.71] |
When, today? hé shí, jīn tiān? |
| [09:34.25] |
Some, not a lot. yǒu jǐ cì, méi yǒu hěn duō |
| [09:37.82] |
The reason I' m asking is because I had kind of a.. wǒ wèn nǐ shì yīn wèi wǒ yǒu yì diǎn |
| [09:42.13] |
I was unable to.. wǒ bù néng |
| [09:44.23] |
I really wanted to, but I couldn' t.. wǒ hěn xiǎng, kě shì bù néng |
| [09:49.30] |
There was an incident. wǒ fā shēng le yí gè yì wài |
| [09:52.94] |
Don' t worry about that, man. That happens. bú yào dān xīn, yǒu shí huì zhè yàng de |
| [09:56.47] |
It' s happened to you? Yeah, once. nǐ yě pèng guò? duì, yǒu yī cì |
| [10:00.34] |
Well, what' d you do? I did it anyway. nà nǐ zěn me bàn? zhào yàng zuò a |
| [10:07.92] |
Phoebe, come on, let' s go. fēi bǐ, wǒ men zǒu ba |
| [10:11.09] |
Come on. kuài diǎn |
| [10:14.53] |
Why aren' t you dressed yet? nǐ wèi shí me hái méi huàn yī fú? |
| [10:16.29] |
I wrote the best song for your wedding. wǒ tì nǐ de hūn lǐ xiě chū le zuì jiā gē qǔ |
| [10:19.03] |
Check this out. tīng tīng kàn |
| [10:20.67] |
If you get ready now, you can play. rú guǒ nǐ xiàn zài huàn hǎo yī fú nǐ jiù kě yǐ yǎn chū le |
| [10:23.10] |
Really?! Yes. zhēn de?! duì |
| [10:24.37] |
That' s so exciting! Thanks, Mon. tài lìng rén xīng fèn le, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [10:27.14] |
But if you touch my guitar again, I' ll have to pound on you a little bit. kě shì rú guǒ nǐ zài dòng wǒ de jí tā wǒ huì dǎ nǐ |
| [10:32.24] |
Fair enough. Get ready. I' ll get everybody. hǎo ba, qù zhǔn bèi chū mén wǒ qù jiào dà jiā |
| [10:35.11] |
Finally we can start celebrating my.. zhōng yú kě yǐ kāi shǐ qìng zhù wǒ de |
| [10:41.85] |
I' m sorry, apparently I opened the door to the past. duì bù qǐ, wǒ yí dìng shì kāi le tōng wǎng guò qù de mén |
| [10:52.06] |
Okay, Monica, Mon. Okay, what you just saw.. hǎo, mó nī kǎ nǐ gāng gāng kàn dào de shì |
| [10:55.63] |
Can I ask you just a little question? Why tonight? kě yǐ wèn nǐ yí gè xiǎo xiǎo wèn tí ma? wèi shí me yào zài jīn wǎn? |
| [11:00.54] |
I waited my whole life to be engaged... wǒ huā le yī bèi zi děng zhe dìng hūn |
| [11:03.37] |
and unlike some, I only plan on doing this once. bù xiàng mǒu xiē rén, wǒ zhǐ jì huà zuò yī cì |
| [11:08.21] |
Maybe it' s selfish, I' m sorry, but I hoped tonight could just be about that. kě néng zhè hěn zì sī, wǒ hěn bào qiàn dàn wǒ xī wàng zhè shì jīn wǎn de jiāo diǎn |
| [11:13.55] |
But it is just about that. zhè shì jīn wǎn de jiāo diǎn |
| [11:15.55] |
Now it' s about you getting back together. xiàn zài jiāo diǎn shì nǐ men de fù hé |
| [11:18.19] |
See, you kind of stole my thunder. nǐ kàn, nǐ men qiǎng le wǒ de fēng tóu |
| [11:21.79] |
We did not steal your thunder. We are not getting back together. wǒ men méi yǒu qiǎng le nǐ de fēng tóu wǒ men méi yǒu yào fù hé |
| [11:25.96] |
Yeah, no, and you know what? Nobody even saw. shì a, méi yǒu yào fù hé ér qiě méi yǒu rén kàn dào |
| [11:30.70] |
That' s true. méi cuò |
| [11:32.84] |
We just kissed. It was just a kiss. wǒ men zhǐ shì wěn le yī xià zhǐ shì yí gè wěn |
| [11:35.37] |
You guys kissed?! nǐ men wěn le?! |
| [11:38.64] |
What does this mean?! nà shi shén me yì sī?! |
| [11:40.71] |
Are you back together? Can I sing at your wedding? nǐ men fù hé le ma? wǒ kě yǐ zài nǐ men hūn lǐ shàng yǎn chàng ma? |
| [11:45.05] |
Thunder being stolen. fēng tóu bèi qiǎng le |
| [11:47.15] |
Phoebe, it' s nothing. Let' s not make a big deal of this. fēi bǐ, méi yǒu shén me bú yào xiǎo shì huà dà |
| [11:50.99] |
It was a onetime thing. It doesn' t even matter. zhǐ yǒu fā shēng yī cì, gēn běn bù suàn shén me |
| [11:54.16] |
Oh, my God. wǒ de tiān |
| [11:57.53] |
I cannot believe you guys are talking about this. nǐ men jìng rán zài tán lùn zhè jiàn shì |
| [12:00.53] |
Problems in the bedroom are between a man and woman. wò fáng lǐ de wèn tí shì liǎng rén zhī jiān de shì |
| [12:05.27] |
All right? Now, Chandler is doing the best he can. hǎo ma? qián dé yǐ jīng jìn lì le |
| [12:12.21] |
I don' t think that' s what they were talking about. wǒ xiǎng tā men bú shì zài tǎo lùn zhè shì |
| [12:16.05] |
What a great night. Chandler can' t do it, they kissed. zhēn shì hǎo qián dé bù xíng, tā men qīn wěn le |
| [12:19.55] |
What? You guys kissed? This is huge. shén me? nǐ men qīn le? dà tiáo le |
| [12:22.05] |
No, it' s not huge. bù, zhè bù dà tiáo |
| [12:23.39] |
People thinking it' s huge has led Monica to believe... dà jiā jué de zhè shì dà tiáo ràng mó nī kǎ jué de |
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we' re stealing her thunder, which we aren' t. wǒ men qiǎng le tā de fēng tóu wǒ men méi yǒu |
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We' re still talking about it. wǒ men hái zài tán zhè jiàn shì |
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That, and Chandler' s problem. nà jiàn shì, hái yǒu qián dé de wèn tí |
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Monica, listen, listen. mó nī kǎ, tīng zhe |
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Would you feel better if we stopped talking about Ross and Rachel? rú guǒ wǒ men bù zài tán luó sī hé ruì qiū nǐ huì bú huì jué de hǎo yì diǎn? |
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That would be lovely. You got it. huì hěn hǎo méi wèn tí |
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Now, I can pass for 19, right? lái, wǒ kàn qǐ lái kě yǐ xiàng 19 suì ba? |
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Yes, you can pass for 19. duì, nǐ kě yǐ kàn qǐ lái xiàng 19 suì |
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Really? Yes. zhēn de? duì |
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Seriously? Seriously? rèn zhēn de? rèn zhēn de? |
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Seriously, no. Okay? You can play your own age, which is 31. rèn zhēn de shuō, bù, nǐ kě yǐ bàn yǎn nǐ de nián jì, yě jiù shì 31 suì |
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I' m 30! wǒ 30 suì! |
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Joey, you are not. You' re 31. qiáo yī, nǐ bú shì, nǐ 31 suì |
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Oh, crap! zhēn làn! |
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So, the Plaza. We' ll get some mai tais? Maybe no more for you though. qù guǎng chǎng fàn diàn, jiào xiē mài tài? dàn nǐ bié zài hē le |
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You know, I think I don' t feel like going to the Plaza. wǒ bù xiǎng qù le |
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Monica, this is ridiculous. mó nī kǎ, zhè tài hǎo xiào le |
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I don' t want to talk about it. I don' t. Especially with you. wǒ bù xiǎng tán zhè jiàn shì yóu qí shì hé nǐ |
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That is whack. yǒu gòu xùn |
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I' ll play it at the wedding. wǒ huì zài hūn lǐ chàng zhè shǒu gē |
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We' ll see if they actually let you play. yào kàn tā men shì bú shì zhēn de ràng nǐ yǎn chàng |
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They tell you anything you want to hear... tā men huì shuō nǐ xiǎng tīng de huà |
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Like," You look 19." xiàng shì," nǐ kàn qǐ lái xiàng 19 suì" |
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Then they just take it away, like, " No, you don' t." rán hòu yòu fǎn huǐ, shuō:" bù, nǐ bù xiàng" |
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Monica won' t take this away. zhè jiàn shì mó nī kǎ bú huì fǎn huǐ de |
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Wouldn' t she? Would she? tā bú huì ma? tā huì ma? |
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Would she? tā huì ma? |
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You ate my candy bar! nǐ chī le wǒ de táng guǒ! |
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Guess who. cāi cāi shì shuí |
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Hey, I just realized we kind of left some stuff up in the air. wǒ men sì hū hái yǒu xiē shì méi jiě jué |
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What did Monica mean: mó nī kǎ shuō: |
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" I don' t want to talk," especially with me? " wǒ bù xiǎng tán" tè bié shì hé wǒ shì shén me yì sī? |
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Why not especially you and me? We were both kissing. wèi shí me bù tè bié shì nǐ hé wǒ? shì wǒ men liǎng rén zài jiē wěn yé |
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Still thinking about it? nǐ hái zài xiǎng nà jiàn shì? |
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I' m serious. What did she mean by that? " Especially you." wǒ shì rèn zhēn de, tā shuō:" yóu qí shì nǐ" shì shén me yì sī? |
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Who cares? I care. shuí zài hu a? wǒ zài hu |
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And so do I. wǒ yě zài hu |
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I have to talk to her. Will you let me get changed? wǒ yào hé tā tán tán ràng wǒ huàn yī fú hǎo ma? |
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Am I going to let you watch me? wǒ yào ràng nǐ kàn wǒ huàn yī fú ma? |
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No. bù |
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I can' t believe her. It' s just so typical. wǒ bù xiāng xìn tā jìng rán rú cǐ tā jiù shì zhè yàng |
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I know you' re upset, but don' t forget there is going to be a wedding. wǒ zhī dào nǐ bù gāo xìng kě bié wàng le yào jǔ xíng hūn lǐ le |
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You are going to throw the bouquet, and then a honeymoon. nǐ huì yào diū pěng huā, rán hòu qù mì yuè |
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Maybe in Paris. Paris? kě néng qù bā lí bā lí? |
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We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la blahblahblah. wǒ men huì zài yuè guāng xià de nà jiào shén me lái zhe de dà dào shàng sàn bù |
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Keep talking. jì xù shuō |
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We will sprinkle rose petals on the bed and make love... huì zài chuáng shàng sǎ méi guī huā bàn, zuò ài |
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not just because it' s romantic, but because I can. bú shì yīn wèi nà hěn làng màn ér shì yīn wèi wǒ kě yǐ |
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I love you. wǒ ài nǐ |
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Don' t say anything, you might scare it away. bié shuō huà, nǐ huì xià pǎo tā |
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It' s Paris. Who knows we' re here? zhè shì bā lí shéi zhī dào wǒ men zài zhè lǐ? |
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Hi, Phoebe. What' s up? fēi bǐ, shén me shì? |
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You said I could sing at your wedding, so I need a small deposit. nǐ shuō wǒ kě yǐ zài nǐ de hūn lǐ yǎn chàng wǒ yào dìng jīn |
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You know, some goodfaith money to hold the date. nǐ zhī dào, yī bǐ qián lái bǎo liú nà gè rì qī |
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We' re not giving you a deposit for our wedding. wǒ men bú huì gěi nǐ dìng jīn |
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Oh, I see. wǒ dǒng le |
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They break your heart, don' t they? tā men zhēn néng shāng nǐ de xīn |
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You know, I don' t really need their permission. wǒ bù xū yào tā men de tóng yì |
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You want to sing at their wedding, sing at their wedding. nǐ xiǎng zài tā men hūn lǐ chàng gē jiù zài tā men hūn lǐ chàng gē |
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Yeah, and if you want to look 19, then you.. rú guǒ nǐ xiǎng kàn qǐ lái xiàng 19 suì jiù |
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You got to do something about your eyes. nǐ yào xiū shì yī xià nǐ de yǎn jīng |
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What' s wrong with my eyes? wǒ de yǎn jīng zěn me le? |
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They give you away. There' s too much wisdom in there. tā men chū mài le nǐ lǐ tou yǒu tài duō de zhì huì |
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Put some tea bags on them for 15 minutes. zài shàng miàn fàng chá dài fū 15 fēn zhōng |
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That' ll get rid of my wisdom? Maybe 10 minutes for you. huì qù chú wǒ de zhì huì? yě xǔ nǐ zhǐ xū yào 10 fēn zhōng |
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Give her the deposit, give her the ring. I don' t care. gěi tā dìng jīn, gěi tā jiè zhǐ wǒ bù zài hu |
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What did you mean when you said... nǐ shì shén me yì sī, dāng nǐ shuō |
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you didn' t want to talk to anyone, especially me? nǐ bù xiǎng hé rèn hé rén tán yóu qí shì wǒ? |
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What a great apology. And you accept it. Byebye. hǎo bàng de dào qiàn, nǐ jiē shòu le, zài jiàn |
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No, seriously, what was the " especially me" part about? bù, wǒ shì rèn zhēn de " tè bié shì hé wǒ" shì zěn me huí shì? |
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Let' s just say it' s not the first time you' ve stolen my thunder. zhè yàng shuō ba zhè bú shì nǐ dì yī cì qiǎng wǒ fēng tóu de |
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Hey, here' s a thought... wǒ jué de |
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Monica, what are you talking about? mó nī kǎ, nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? |
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My sweet 16. You went to third base with my cousin Charlie. wǒ 16 suì de shēng rì yàn huì shàng nǐ hé wǒ biǎo gē shàng sān lěi |
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Third base. shàng sān lěi |
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It was all everybody could talk about. měi ge rén dōu zài jiǎng nà jiàn shì |
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The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring. tā huì fā shēng shì yīn wèi nǐ de yàn huì tài wú liáo |
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We had a caricaturist. wǒ men qǐng le yí gè cè huà jiā |
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Whenever I get married Guess who won' t be asked to sing dāng wǒ jié hūn shí cāi cāi bú huì qǐng shuí lái yǎn chàng |
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Somebody named Geller And somebody else named Bing jiào gài lēi de hái yǒu jiào bīn de |
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Monica, your sweet 16 was like a million years ago. mó nī kǎ, nǐ de 16 suì shēng rì shì yī bǎi wàn nián qián de shì le |
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Yet here you are doing it again. nǐ xiàn zài yòu zuò le |
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I don' t want to steal your stupid thunder. wǒ bù xiǎng qiǎng nǐ de bèn fēng tóu |
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Why else would you have made out with Ross? hái yǒu shén me yuán yīn nǐ huì hé luó sī qīn rè? |
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Got me. wǒ bù zhī dào |
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Easy, mimey, the moment has passed. It ain' t gonna happen. bié luàn lái, shí jī yǐ shì, bú huì fā shēng le |
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It' d be nice if I could have this night. rú guǒ jīn wǎn de zhù yì lì dōu zài wǒ shēn shàng jiù hǎo le |
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I never wanted any part of your night. wǒ méi yǒu xiǎng yào guò qiǎng nǐ de fēng tóu |
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No one was supposed to see us. bù yīng gāi yǒu rén kàn dào wǒ men de |
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Is that why you did it in the secret hallway, where nobody ever goes? suǒ yǐ nǐ men jiù zài mì mì zǒu láng shàng zuò yīn wèi méi yǒu rén huì dào nà ér qù? |
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Rachel, I' ve been thinking. ruì qiū, wǒ xiǎng guò le |
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I don' t think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. wǒ jué de wǒ men jīn wǎn zài yì qǐ de zhǔ yì bú shì hěn hǎo |
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I' m calling it off. wǒ tuì chū |
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Way to save your dignity, my man. wǎn jiù zūn yán de hǎo fāng fǎ |
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Mon, why, why would I ever want to take away from your night? mó nī kǎ, wǒ wèi shí me yào qiǎng zǒu shǔ yú nǐ de wǎn shàng? |
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I don' t know, maybe you feel a little resentful. wǒ bù zhī dào, yě xǔ nǐ yǒu yì diǎn shēng qì |
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Maybe you thought you' d get married first. nǐ yǐ wéi nǐ huì xiān jié hūn de |
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Maybe you can' t stand... yě xǔ nǐ bù néng rěn nài |
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that your formerly fat friend is getting married first. nǐ nà gè yǐ qián hěn pàng de péng yǒu huì xiān jié hūn |
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Oh, wow, that.. You know what? That is so unfair. ó nǐ zhī dào ma? tài bù gōng píng le |
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Now I want to steal your thunder. xiàn zài wǒ xiǎng qiǎng nǐ fēng tóu le |
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Come on, Ross. Let' s go have sex! luó sī, zǒu, wǒ men shàng chuáng qù |
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I can' t believe you' re gonna have sex on my engagement night. nǐ jìng rán zài wǒ de dìng hūn yè zuò ài |
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Well, somebody should. zǒng děi yǒu rén zuò |
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Look, if we' re gonna do this.. rú guǒ wǒ men yào zuò |
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We' re not. She' s just gonna think we are. wǒ men méi yǒu yào zuò zhǐ shì yào ràng tā yǐ wéi wǒ men yǒu |
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I see, so everybody wins. wǒ dǒng le, rén rén dōu shì yíng jiā |
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Who is it? It' s Monica, open up. shì shuí? shì mó nī kǎ, kāi mén |
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Okay, Ross, stop it. Please, wait a minute. luó sī, tíng yī xià bài tuō, děng yī xià |
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Yeah, you like that, baby? bǎo bèi, nǐ xǐ huān ma? |
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May we help you? yǒu shén me shì ma? |
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I wanted to say I hope you have sex, and I hope you get back together. wǒ yào gào sù nǐ, wǒ xī wàng nǐ men shàng chuáng xī wàng nǐ men fù hé |
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I warn you, the night you announce your engagement... wǒ jǐng gào nǐ, nǐ xuān bù dìng hūn shí |
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I' m going to announce that I' m pregnant. wǒ huì xuān bù wǒ huái yùn le |
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How is that ever going to happen? nà zěn me kě néng ne? |
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Do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight? nǐ xiǎng zhī dào jīn wǎn wǒ wèi shí me huì hé luó sī zài yì qǐ? |
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I know why. You don' t. wǒ zhī dào wèi shí me nǐ bù zhī dào |
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Okay, why? Because I was sad. hǎo, wèi shí me? yīn wèi wǒ hěn shāng xīn |
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What do you mean? shén me yì sī? |
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Look, I am so... wǒ hěn |
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so happy for you guys. hěn wèi nǐ men gāo xìng |
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But you getting married reminds me of the fact that I' m not. dàn nǐ yào jié hūn zhè jiàn shì tí xǐng le wǒ, wǒ méi yǒu |
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I' m not even close. bā zì dōu méi yī piě |
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Maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. yě xǔ wǒ zhǐ xiǎng ràng zì jǐ hǎo guò yì diǎn |
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I know that that' s dumb, but you were so depressed... wǒ zhī dào zhè hěn bèn kě shì luó sī jié hūn shí |
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when Ross got married, you slept with Chandler. nǐ jǔ sàng dé hé qián dé shàng chuáng |
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I don' t care, she slept with me. wǒ wú suǒ wèi, hé tā shàng chuáng de shì wǒ |
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Anyway, sweetie, I am so sorry I ruined your night. tián xīn, hěn bào qiàn huǐ le shǔ yú nǐ de jīn wǎn |
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I' m sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. wǒ hěn bào qiàn ràng nǐ jī hū hé luó sī shàng chuáng |
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I' m gonna take off. wǒ yào zǒu le |
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Congratulations, man. Thanks. gōng xǐ xiè xiè |
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And Rachel... ruì qiū |
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what can I say? wǒ néng shuō shí mǒ ne? |
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You missed your chance. nǐ shī qù le nǐ de jī huì |
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From now on, the only person who' s going to enjoy these bad boys is me. cóng xiàn zài qǐ, zhǐ yǒu wǒ néng xiǎng shòu tā men le |
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We thought Phoebe would leave wǒ men yǐ wéi fēi bǐ huì lí kāi |
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But she just stayed and stayed dàn tā liú le xià lái |
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That' s right, I' m here all night And Chandler will never get.. méi cuò, wǒ zhěng yè liú zài zhè lǐ qián dé yǒng yuǎn bú huì |
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Hey, here' s a dollar. lái, zhè ér shì yí kuài qián |
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Consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding. suàn shì dìng jīn, qǐng zài wǒ hūn lǐ shàng yǎn chàng |
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Oh, thank you. Okay. ó, xiè xiè |
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Now who will perform the ceremony xiàn zài shuí huì zài hūn lǐ biǎo yǎn |
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Who will perform the cer.. shuí huì zài hūn |
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I' ll pound on him in the morning. wǒ zǎo shàng zài dǎ tā |