| [00:03.57] | -Hey. Who wants French toast? -I'll have some. -谁要法国吐司？ -给我一点 |
| [00:06.80] | Me too. Eggs and milk in the fridge. Thanks. 我也要，牛奶和鸡蛋在冰箱里 谢谢 |
| [00:12.07] | -What's the matter? -My hand feels weird. -怎么回事？ -我的手怪怪的 |
| [00:14.68] | I guess it's because I'm engaged! 因为订婚的关系吧！ |
| [00:18.51] | -When will that start getting annoying? -Start? -什么时候会开始变得烦人？ -开始？ |
| [00:22.65] | Let's start the wedding plans. 开始计划婚礼吧 |
| [00:24.85] | -Okay. -Already? -好 -现在就开始？ |
| [00:26.29] | We got a lot to do. We gotta think about the flowers,the music.. 有很多事要做，要想花的安排 音乐… |
| [00:30.63] | -I have thoughts on the music. -Too many cooks... -我觉得音乐的安排… -钱德，太多厨师了 |
| [00:35.36] | Take it from me. All you have to do is show up and say the right name. 给你良心的建议 你只需要出现，说对名字就好了 |
| [00:43.74] | -What in God's name is that? -Oh,my God,the wedding book? -那是什么？ -老天，是婚礼计划书？ |
| [00:47.48] | I haven't seen that since 4th grade. 四年级后我就没看到它了 |
| [00:50.21] | This baby has everything. Take, you know, locations for instance: 这里面什么都有 比如说，地点： |
| [00:55.42] | First organized alphabetically, then geographically... 先以字母顺序排列 再以地理位置排列… |
| [00:59.35] | then by ****** footage. 然后以大小排列 |
| [01:02.72] | That is so smart. 好聪明 |
| [01:05.89] | Break it off. Break it off,now. 快溜，快溜，就是现在 |
| [01:10.03] | The One With Rachel's Book 本集播出：瑞秋的婚礼计划书 |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:50.27] | That conclusively proves... 以上证明了… |
| [01:52.31] | that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first. 《侏罗纪公园》是我想到的 |
| [01:56.28] | Let's take a look.. 我们来看看… |
| [01:58.31] | Phoebe,what are you doing here? 菲比，你来干什么？ |
| [02:00.68] | I need to talk to you. It's urgent. It's about Monica and Chandler. 我有事和你说，很紧急 有关摩妮卡和钱德 |
| [02:04.45] | Oh,my God. Of course. 我的天，当然 |
| [02:07.29] | Would you please excuse me for a moment? 等我一下 |
| [02:10.06] | Do you know each other's hometowns? Why don't you..? 你们知道彼此从哪儿来的吗？ 何不…？ |
| [02:14.53] | What's going on? 怎么回事？ |
| [02:16.16] | Well,not much. I was just thinking that since they just got engaged... 没什么，我在想 他们刚订婚… |
| [02:21.04] | it would be nice if they have privacy. 应该多给他们一些独处的时间 |
| [02:23.47] | So could I just move in with you for a couple days? 我可以搬去你家几天吗？ |
| [02:30.11] | Okay,sure. But what's wrong with Monica and Chandler? 好，当然，摩妮卡和钱德 发生了什么事吗？ |
| [02:34.05] | Nothing. Why? 没事，怎么了？ |
| [02:38.52] | You said it was urgent. 你说很紧急的 |
| [02:40.22] | Yeah,it is. My movie starts in five minutes. 是啊，我的电影5分钟后 要开演了 |
| [02:46.53] | Do you realize I have a classroom full of students? 你知道我有一屋子的学生在这儿吗？ |
| [02:52.53] | Oh,I'm sorry. I'm so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movie? 抱歉，我很没礼貌 有人想要一起去看电影吗？ |
| [03:01.08] | I haven't cleared the budget with my parents... 我还没和我爸妈谈到预算… |
| [03:03.68] | but how's this for music? 不过音乐部份的安排 这样好不好？ |
| [03:05.68] | A string quartet for the processional, a jazz trio for cocktails... 行进时用弦乐四重奏 鸡尾酒会时安排爵士三重奏… |
| [03:09.42] | the Bay City Rollers for dancing... 跳舞时用湾市摇滚… |
| [03:11.95] | Wait, that was for my 6th grade wedding. 等一下，那是我的六年级婚礼 |
| [03:15.39] | You couldn't get them anyway. Ian doesn't play anymore,and Derek... 也不可能用他们 伊恩不演出了，德芮克… |
| [03:21.70] | Derek is a name I shouldn't know. 我不该知道德芮克这个人的 |
| [03:24.87] | Mon,do you have another pillow, something a little snugglier? 摩妮卡，有没有别的枕头 比较舒服一点的？ |
| [03:29.24] | Why are you napping here instead of at your place? 你为什么不回去你家 要在这里睡？ |
| [03:32.57] | -The duck. -What,the duck? -因为鸭子 -什么，鸭子？ |
| [03:34.88] | What the hell did the damn duck do now? 怎么，现在鸭子又做了什么？ |
| [03:38.61] | Well,he did not get sick somewhere in there... 它不是在那里生病的… |
| [03:42.82] | and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up. 而且立刻被发现 并妥当处理干净了 |
| [03:47.56] | Do I get to look at this... 我可以看吗… |
| [03:49.22] | or is it just for people involved in the wedding? 还是只有婚礼相关人员可以看？ |
| [03:53.39] | Of course you can look at it. I want your opinion. 你当然可以看，我要你的意见 |
| [03:56.63] | Here you go. 来 |
| [03:57.97] | -What about centerpieces? -Centerpieces! -桌子中间的花饰？ -桌子中间的花饰！ |
| [04:00.77] | -Roses or lilies? -Definitely roses. -玫瑰还是百合？ -当然是玫瑰 |
| [04:08.11] | I think they're more "wedding-y." 我觉得它们比较像婚礼用花 |
| [04:13.28] | -But lilies are the clear choice. -Oh,my God,it's like one mind. -但很清楚应该选百合 -老天，简直就是同一个脑袋 |
| [04:19.45] | Guys, guys, you gotta let me nap. 各位，各位，让我休息好不好 |
| [04:23.49] | I'm gonna get cranky. 不然我会脾气不好 |
| [04:26.66] | Joey,there's a perfectly good couch across the hall. 乔伊，走廊对面有很好的沙发 |
| [04:30.37] | Yes,it is perfectly good... 是很不错… |
| [04:32.93] | and it is not one of the places the duck got sick. 但那不是鸭子生病的地方之一 |
| [04:37.44] | What? 什么？ |
| [04:39.17] | -All right,I'm gonna go. -Joey,what did the duck do? -好，我要走了 -乔伊，鸭子到底做了什么？ |
| [04:43.24] | I don't know, but he did not eat your face cream. 我不知道，但他没吃你的面霜 |
| [04:58.33] | Hey,little buddy. How you feeling? 小朋友，你觉得如何？ |
| [05:04.53] | What the hell is in that face cream? 那面霜里到底有什么？ |
| [05:20.88] | That's so soft. 好软 |
| [05:25.69] | Pillowcases! 有枕头套耶！ |
| [05:42.70] | "Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father,the vicar.." “柔达看着扫烟囱的人 她的父亲是个传道者…” |
| [05:47.68] | Vicar? 传道者？ |
| [05:50.24] | "wouldn't be home for hours. 还有好几小时才会回来 |
| [05:52.75] | Her loins were burning. 她**中烧 |
| [05:54.92] | She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his.." 她不顾一切伸出手去抓住他的… |
| [06:04.86] | This is a dirty book! 这是色情小说！ |
| [06:21.38] | Phoebe? 菲比？ |
| [06:22.91] | Oh,Ross,hi. 嗨，罗斯 |
| [06:27.22] | -Phoebe,what are you doing? -Sorry,I'm with a client right now. -菲比，你在干什么？ -抱歉，我有客人在 |
| [06:32.39] | -Phoebe! -Okay,let's talk outside. -菲比！ -好吧，我们在外面谈 |
| [06:36.59] | Phoebe,you can't massage people in my apartment. 你不可以在我家帮人家按摩 |
| [06:39.89] | I did it at Monica and Chandler's. 我在摩妮卡和钱德家都可以 |
| [06:42.50] | And they knew about it? 他们知道吗？ |
| [06:47.97] | Okay, Ross, what is this really about? 好吧，罗斯，到底怎么回事？ |
| [06:51.14] | This is my home,and I want to be able to come and go when I want. 这是我家，我希望能自由出入 |
| [06:55.18] | I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. 我会找其他地方 来做我其他的客人 |
| [06:58.88] | What's the big deal? 这有什么大不了的？ |
| [07:00.78] | I don't want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment... 我不要光着身子 身上油油的陌生人在我家… |
| [07:03.99] | when I want to kick back with a puzzle.. Beer,cold beer. 当我想回家放松 拿一片拼图…啤酒，冰啤酒 |
| [07:11.16] | Hey,Joey. What are you doing? 嘿，乔伊，你好吗？ |
| [07:13.53] | Sweeping. Why? Does it turn you on? 扫地，怎么？ 引起你的性趣吗？ |
| [07:19.60] | No. 不会 |
| [07:23.17] | What if I was sweeping a chimney? 如果我扫的是烟囱呢？ |
| [07:28.34] | Joey,did you eat my face cream? 乔伊，你吃了我的面霜吗？ |
| [07:33.71] | Where are you going? The vicar won't be home for hours. 你去那儿？ 传道者要几小时后才会回来 |
| [07:42.46] | Joey, where did you learn that word? 乔伊，你从那儿学到那个字？ |
| [07:49.13] | Where do you think... 你想是哪里… |
| [07:51.53] | Zelda? 柔达？ |
| [07:55.44] | -You found my book?! -Yeah,I did! -你看了我的书？！ -对！ |
| [07:59.67] | Joey, what are you doing going into my bedroom? 乔伊，你到我房里干什么？ |
| [08:02.94] | I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't have, but you got porn! 抱歉，我知道我不应该 可是你有色情小说！ |
| [08:08.72] | You know what? I don't care. I'm not ashamed of my book. 知道吗？我不在乎 我不觉得我的书丢脸 |
| [08:12.22] | There's nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little erotica. 女人享受一点情色没什么不对 |
| [08:17.33] | It's a healthy expression of female sexuality... 是女性性感的健康表达… |
| [08:21.40] | which,by the way,is something that you will never understand. 你永远都不会了解的 |
| [08:27.90] | You got porn. 你有色情小说 |
| [08:51.29] | -Hello. -Hi,is Phoebe here? -你好 -菲比在吗？ |
| [08:55.90] | -No,she's out for the night. -Oh,great! -不，今晚她不在 -真是的！ |
| [09:00.10] | Can I help you with something? 可以帮忙你吗？ |
| [09:02.90] | I don't know. Are you a masseur? 我不知道，你是按摩师吗？ |
| [09:05.51] | Yes,I am. 是，我是 |
| [09:08.88] | Great! Dad? 太好了！爸？ |
| [09:16.82] | Thank you so much. I'll pick him up in an hour. 谢谢你，一小时后我来接他 |
| [09:27.13] | Your parents must've been thrilled when you told them you were engaged. 你父母听到你订婚一定很开心 |
| [09:31.07] | Oh, yeah. I should probably call them. 哦，是啊 我应该打电话给他们 |
| [09:34.34] | I remember when we first got engaged. 我记得我们刚订婚的时候 |
| [09:36.80] | -I've never heard that story. -Dad.. -我没听过这个故事 -爸… |
| [09:39.17] | Well,I'd gotten Judy pregnant. 茱蒂怀孕了 |
| [09:42.98] | I still don't know how. 我还是不知道怎么发生的 |
| [09:45.05] | You don't know how? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy. 你不知道怎么发生的？你的狗 以为我的避孕器是磨牙玩具 |
| [09:52.59] | What a sweet story. 真感人的故事 |
| [09:55.42] | You're not hearing it at your 5th grade Halloween party. 至少你不是在五年级的 万圣节宴会听到这故事的 |
| [09:58.56] | They wanted a scary story. 他们要听吓人的故事 |
| [10:01.83] | We're excited about our wedding plans. 我们对婚礼计划很兴奋 |
| [10:04.47] | Pretty soon we'll be making a big withdrawal from the wedding fund. 很快我们就要从婚礼基金 提一大笔钱 |
| [10:13.37] | -What? -You tell her,Jack. I can't do it. -什么？ -杰克，你告诉她，我做不到 |
| [10:16.28] | You have the wedding fund, don't you? 你们有婚礼基金，对吧？ |
| [10:18.98] | We have it. Only now we call it "the beach house." 我们有，只是现在叫做 “海滩别墅” |
| [10:28.09] | You spent my wedding fund on the beach house? 你把我的婚礼基金 花在海滩别墅？ |
| [10:30.96] | We're sorry. We assumed... 对不起，我们以为… |
| [10:32.66] | that when you turned 30 you'd pay for it yourself. 等你30岁后，你会自己付的 |
| [10:35.96] | You bought the beach house when I was 23. 你们买海滩别墅时我才23岁 |
| [10:38.53] | So you've had seven years of beach fun... 你在海边享受了7年好时光… |
| [10:41.30] | and you can't put a price on that. 那可是无价的 |
| [10:45.74] | We do feel bad about this. 我们觉得很抱歉 |
| [10:47.84] | We saved again when you dated Richard. 你和理查交往时 我们又开始存钱 |
| [10:49.94] | Then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen. 结果你们闹翻了 我们重新装璜了厨房 |
| [10:55.42] | What about Chandler? 那钱德呢？ |
| [10:57.15] | It was Chandler. We didn't think he'd propose. 我们以为钱德不会求婚 |
| [11:01.06] | I didn't start drinking enough at the start of the meal. 开始吃饭时，酒喝得不够 |
| [11:05.46] | I can't believe there's no money. 我不相信竟然没有钱让我结婚 |
| [11:07.76] | Maybe,if your father hadn't tried... 也许还有，如果你爸没有… |
| [11:10.10] | to sell ice over the lnternet. 在网路卖冰的话 |
| [11:13.00] | -It seemed like such a simple idea. -Stupid. The word is "stupid." -那个主意看来很简单 -笨，只能用“笨”来形容 |
| [11:16.94] | Enough. I don't want to hear about it anymore. 够了，我不想再听了 |
| [11:20.37] | Good luck, Chandler. 钱德，祝你好运 |
| [11:46.47] | Okay, now I'm going to... 好，现在我要… |
| [11:51.34] | touch you. 碰你了 |
| [12:02.92] | That's soft. 好软 |
| [12:30.85] | Do you think your parents could help pay for it? 你的父母可能帮忙付吗？ |
| [12:33.91] | I don't know. 我不知道 |
| [12:35.05] | My mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. 我妈大部份的钱 都花在她第四次的婚礼了 |
| [12:39.55] | Saving the rest for her divorce. 剩下的钱她离婚要用 |
| [12:42.22] | And any extra cash my father has, he saves for his yearly trips to... 而我爸存的钱用在… |
| [12:47.73] | Dollywood. 到桃利屋的年度旅行 |
| [12:51.37] | -What happened at dinner? -My parents spent the wedding fund. -你们吃饭发生什么事了？ -我父母把婚礼基金花掉了 |
| [12:55.74] | My God,what did you order? 我的天，你点了什么菜？ |
| [12:59.74] | Wait,there's no money? Well,this is terrible. 等一下，没有婚礼基金了？ 太惨了 |
| [13:04.68] | You guys will have to get married in,like,a rec center. 你们必须在活动中心结婚了 |
| [13:09.42] | -Honey,it's gonna be okay. -No,it's not gonna be okay. -亲爱的，没关系的 -不，有关系 |
| [13:13.49] | -No swing band,no lilies. -It's gonna be okay. -没有乐团，没有百合 -那很好啊 |
| [13:17.63] | I mean,you don't need to have this... 你不需要有这种… |
| [13:20.63] | rustic ltalian feast. 意大利野宴 |
| [13:23.73] | You don't need this custom-made... 你不需要这种订做的… |
| [13:26.13] | empire waist,duchess satin gown. 帝国式腰线，公主型丝缎礼服 |
| [13:30.44] | You can wear off-the-rack. 你可以买现成的礼服 |
| [13:37.61] | It's really gonna be okay. 真的不会有问题的 |
| [13:39.35] | The important thing is, we love each other and we're gonna get married. 重要的是我们彼此相爱，要结婚了 |
| [13:43.75] | Do you even understand what "off-the-rack" means? 你知不知道“现成的”是什么意思？ |
| [13:49.36] | Why don't you pay for it yourself? 你为什么不自己付钱呢？ |
| [13:51.49] | I don't have any money. 怎么付？我没钱 |
| [13:53.23] | -I have some. -How much? -我有 -多少？ |
| [13:55.43] | Well, close to... 将近有… |
| [14:09.28] | -Are you kidding me?! -How much? -你开玩笑？！ -多少？ |
| [14:11.55] | -Enough for wedding scenario A. -Really? -够办婚礼计划A -真的？ |
| [14:14.65] | How great are you, you little saver! 你真好，努力存钱的人！ |
| [14:17.65] | This is exactly the budget of my dream wedding. 正是理想婚礼的预算 |
| [14:20.82] | You guys are so made for each other. 你们是天造地设的一对 |
| [14:24.89] | You're not suggesting we spend all the money on the wedding? 你不是要把所有的钱 都花在婚礼上吧？ |
| [14:28.56] | Yeah. 是啊 |
| [14:31.67] | Look,Mon,I've been saving this money for six years... 我花了六年存到这些… |
| [14:35.57] | and I have some of it earmarked for the future,not just for a party. 有些是将来要用的 不是都花在一场宴会上的 |
| [14:40.04] | Wow! Hello, Mr. Chandler. 钱德先生，你好啊 |
| [14:46.48] | Sweetie, this is the most special day of our lives. 甜心，这是我们一生中 最重要的一天 |
| [14:50.18] | I realize that, honey, but I won't spend all the money on one party. 我知道，甜心 但我不要把钱都花在一场宴会上 |
| [14:54.32] | Honey,I love you. 甜心，我爱你 |
| [14:56.82] | But if you call our wedding a party one more time... 但如果你再叫我们的婚礼 一场宴会… |
| [15:00.49] | you may not get invited. 你可能不会被邀请 |
| [15:04.80] | We can always earn more money. We're only gonna get married once. 钱可以再赚，我们只结婚一次 |
| [15:09.00] | I understand,but I have to put my foot down. The answer is no. 我了解，但我非常坚决 我的答案是不 |
| [15:14.68] | You're gonna have to put your foot down? 你很坚决？ |
| [15:17.08] | Yes,I am. 对，我是 |
| [15:21.95] | Money and a firm hand. 有钱和有一只坚定的手 |
| [15:24.75] | Finally a Chandler I can get onboard with. 终于是我可以认同的钱德了 |
| [15:30.22] | （中央公园咖啡厅） |
| [15:35.93] | -Hey,Rach. -Joey. -嘿，瑞秋 -乔伊 |
| [15:40.13] | Hey, Rach, do you smell smoke? 有没有闻到烟味？ |
| [15:43.07] | I get it. Smoke, chimney, chimney sweep. Very funny. Ha,ha. 我懂了，烟，烟囱 扫烟囱的人，很好笑 |
| [15:48.08] | No,no,I'm serious. You don't smell it? 不，不，我说真的 你没闻到？ |
| [15:52.28] | Something's on fire. 有东西着火了 |
| [15:53.75] | I don't smell anything. 我没闻到什么 |
| [15:56.15] | You know what? It's probably just your burning loins. 你知道吗？可能是你雄雄的** |
| [16:04.26] | -Hey,what are you guys talking about? -Nothing. -你们在讲什么？ -没什么 |
| [16:10.93] | Damn,this coffee's cold. 讨厌，咖啡冷了 |
| [16:12.97] | Do you mind if I heat this on your loins? 可以在你身上加温一下吗？ |
| [16:19.17] | You know, I cannot believe you told him. Joey... 乔伊，你竟然告诉了他… |
| [16:23.38] | I guess you bought that book after we broke up. 我猜你在我们分手后买了那本书 |
| [16:26.81] | I did,because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. 是啊，因为第一本 在我们交往时被翻烂了 |
| [16:31.92] | Oh,yeah? 是吗？ |
| [16:33.45] | Well,when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines. 我们交往时 我看了一大堆色情杂志 |
| [16:38.46] | Sup? 怎么样？ |
| [16:41.10] | Ross, how could you do that to an old man? 罗斯，你怎么可以 那样对待一位老先生？ |
| [16:47.67] | Excuse me,ladies. 对不起，小姐们 |
| [16:50.47] | I'm sorry? 什么啊？ |
| [16:52.17] | My massage client. Arthur. 我的按摩客人，亚瑟 |
| [16:54.78] | His daughter said some guy that worked for me... 他女儿说替我工作的一个人… |
| [16:57.91] | gave him a really weird massage. 替他做了很奇怪的按摩 |
| [17:00.01] | I gave him an extremely professional massage. 我做了很专业的按摩 |
| [17:03.52] | He said you poked at him with wooden spoons. 他说你用木汤匙戳他 |
| [17:06.72] | Okay,so it wasn't a traditional massage. 好吧，不是传统的按摩 |
| [17:09.72] | But I did give him acupressure with a pair of chopsticks... 可是我有用筷子替他刺激穴道… |
| [17:13.03] | and I gently exfoliated him with a mop. 温和地用拖把去角质 |
| [17:19.47] | Well,he's never coming back. You just cost me $80 a week. 他再也不会来了 你害我一星期少进帐八十元 |
| [17:23.47] | This is your fault. You didn't move his appointment. 是你的错 你没更改他约的时间 |
| [17:26.97] | Oh,it's my fault? You didn't have to massage him. 我的错？你不必替他按摩的 |
| [17:30.14] | You could've sent him away. 你可以请他回去的 |
| [17:31.95] | You could've not rolled Tonka trucks up and down his back. 你不必用玩具推土机 在他背上滚来滚去 |
| [17:36.15] | He said he liked that! 他说他很喜欢！ |
| [17:41.16] | You're right, you're right. I'm sorry. 你对，你对，对不起 |
| [17:44.46] | Dude,what are you massaging an old man for? 你干嘛按摩一位老先生？ |
| [17:49.83] | -His daughter was hot. -Gotcha. -他女儿很辣 -懂了 |
| [18:02.08] | Listen... 听着… |
| [18:05.41] | I've been thinking. 我想过了 |
| [18:07.71] | It's not fair of me to ask you to spend all your money on our wedding. 要你把所有的钱 花在婚礼上很不公平 |
| [18:12.25] | I mean,you work really hard for that. 你很辛苦才赚来的 |
| [18:15.52] | -Well. -Well,you work for that. -嗯 -你赚来的 |
| [18:19.73] | Look, I've thought about it too. 我也想过了 |
| [18:22.60] | I'm sorry. I think we should spend all the money on the wedding. 对不起，我们应该把钱花在婚礼的 |
| [18:28.07] | -You do? -Yeah,I'm putting my foot down. -真的？ -对，我很坚决 |
| [18:33.71] | Look,when I proposed, I told you... 当我求婚时，我告诉你… |
| [18:36.71] | that I would do anything to make you happy. 我会尽力让你快乐 |
| [18:40.31] | And if having the perfect wedding makes you happy... 如果办一场完美婚礼 能让你开心… |
| [18:43.88] | then that's what we're gonna do. 我们就这么做 |
| [18:46.42] | You are so sweet. 你对我真好 |
| [18:53.29] | What about the future and stuff? 那未来怎么办呢？ |
| [18:56.10] | Forget about the future and stuff. 管他呢 |
| [18:58.67] | So we only have two kids. 我们只生两个就好 |
| [19:00.27] | We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college. 选一个我们最喜欢的 让他去念大学 |
| [19:05.11] | -Have you thought about that? -Yeah. -你想过这些？ -对 |
| [19:07.74] | How many kids were we gonna have? 你本来要几个孩子？ |
| [19:09.78] | Four. A boy, twin girls and another boy. 四个，一个男孩，一对双胞胎女儿 再一个男孩 |
| [19:15.32] | What else did you think about? 你还想过什么？ |
| [19:17.42] | Well,stuff like where we'd live, you know. 还有我们要住的地方 |
| [19:20.62] | Like a small place outside the city... 像是在市中心外的小房子… |
| [19:23.46] | where our kids could learn to ride their bikes. 我们的小孩可以学骑单车 |
| [19:26.96] | We could have a cat that had a bell on its collar... 可以养只猫咪 脖子上挂着铃铛… |
| [19:30.06] | and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. 每次它跑出小门时 都听得见铃声 |
| [19:34.80] | We'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old. 在车库上盖个房间 让乔伊终老 |
| [19:44.31] | You know what? 你知道吗？ |
| [19:46.78] | I don't want a big,fancy wedding. 我不要一个盛大的婚礼 |
| [19:50.15] | -Sure you do. -No. -你要的 -不 |
| [19:53.59] | I want everything that you've just said. I want a marriage. 我要你刚刚说的每一样东西 我要一个婚姻 |
| [19:59.46] | You sure? 你确定？ |
| [20:03.60] | -I love you so much. -I love you. -我好爱你 -我爱你 |
| [20:12.01] | When you were talking about our future,you said cat. 你刚说到将来的时候 你说猫咪 |
| [20:16.11] | But you meant dog,right? 你指的是狗，对不对？ |
| [20:21.38] | -Totally. -Good. -对 -好 |
| [20:36.03] | Hello, Zelda. 你好，柔达 |
| [20:39.70] | -Who are you supposed to be? -The vicar. -你又是谁呢？ -传道者 |
| [20:43.74] | -Do you even know what a vicar is? -Like a goalie, right? -你知道传道者是什么吗？ -像是个守门员，对不对？ |
| [20:50.04] | Look, that's enough. 乔伊，我是说真的，够了 |
| [20:51.78] | You make stupid jokes and sleazy innuendoes... 你老是开这些笨玩笑 还有无聊的暗讽… |
| [20:55.02] | -and it's just not funny anymore. -I'm sorry. Rach,I'm sorry. -真的是不好笑 -对不起，瑞秋，对不起 |
| [21:00.59] | Maybe I could make it up to you by taking you roughly in the barn. 也许我可以在谷仓里 粗暴地对待你来补偿你 |
| [21:07.53] | All right, that's it. You want to do it? Let's do it. 好了，够了 你想做吗？我们做吧 |
| [21:13.40] | That's right. I want to do it with you. 没错，我想和你做 |
| [21:17.64] | Been trying to fight it, but you said all the right things. 我一直想抗拒，但你说的每一句话 都深深打动了我 |
| [21:22.58] | I did? 我有吗？ |
| [21:24.04] | Yeah, I been waiting for so long to get on that body. 有，我想得到你的身体想了好久 |
| [21:28.42] | -This body? -Yeah,that's right. -我的身体？ -对，没错 |
| [21:31.08] | Come on, Joey, sex me up. 乔伊，放马过来吧 |
| [21:33.32] | You're starting to sound like the butcher's wife in chapter seven. 你听起来开始像 第七章里的屠夫妻子 |
| [21:37.49] | Come on, now. Don't keep me waiting. Take your clothes off. 来吧，不要让我等 脱掉你的衣服 |
| [21:41.70] | But I'd keep that helmet on, because you're in for a rough ride. 但留着你的头盔 这是一场狂风暴雨 |
| [21:47.13] | I don't want to. I'm scared. 我不要，我好害怕 |
| [00:03.57] | Hey. Who wants French toast? I' ll have some. shui yao fa guo tu si? gei wo yi dian |
| [00:06.80] | Me too. Eggs and milk in the fridge. Thanks. wo ye yao, niu nai he ji dan zai bing xiang li xie xie |
| [00:12.07] | What' s the matter? My hand feels weird. zen me hui shi? wo de shou guai guai de |
| [00:14.68] | I guess it' s because I' m engaged! yin wei ding hun de guan xi ba! |
| [00:18.51] | When will that start getting annoying? Start? shen me shi hou hui kai shi bian de fan ren? kai shi? |
| [00:22.65] | Let' s start the wedding plans. kai shi ji hua hun li ba |
| [00:24.85] | Okay. Already? hao xian zai jiu kai shi? |
| [00:26.29] | We got a lot to do. We gotta think about the flowers, the music.. you hen duo shi yao zuo, yao xiang hua de an pai yin yue |
| [00:30.63] | I have thoughts on the music. Too many cooks... wo jue de yin yue de an pai qian de, tai duo chu shi le |
| [00:35.36] | Take it from me. All you have to do is show up and say the right name. gei ni liang xin de jian yi ni zhi xu yao chu xian, shuo dui ming zi jiu hao le |
| [00:43.74] | What in God' s name is that? Oh, my God, the wedding book? na shi shen me? lao tian, shi hun li ji hua shu? |
| [00:47.48] | I haven' t seen that since 4th grade. si nian ji hou wo jiu mei kan dao ta le |
| [00:50.21] | This baby has everything. Take, you know, locations for instance: zhe li mian shen me dou you bi ru shuo, di dian: |
| [00:55.42] | First organized alphabetically, then geographically... xian yi zi mu shun xu pai lie zai yi di li wei zhi pai lie |
| [00:59.35] | then by footage. ran hou yi da xiao pai lie |
| [01:02.72] | That is so smart. hao cong ming |
| [01:05.89] | Break it off. Break it off, now. kuai liu, kuai liu, jiu shi xian zai |
| [01:10.03] | The One With Rachel' s Book ben ji bo chu: rui qiu de hun li ji hua shu |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:50.27] | That conclusively proves... yi shang zheng ming liao |
| [01:52.31] | that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first. zhu luo ji gong yuan shi wo xiang dao de |
| [01:56.28] | Let' s take a look.. wo men lai kan kan |
| [01:58.31] | Phoebe, what are you doing here? fei bi, ni lai gan shen me? |
| [02:00.68] | I need to talk to you. It' s urgent. It' s about Monica and Chandler. wo you shi he ni shuo, hen jin ji you guan mo ni ka he qian de |
| [02:04.45] | Oh, my God. Of course. wo de tian, dang ran |
| [02:07.29] | Would you please excuse me for a moment? deng wo yi xia |
| [02:10.06] | Do you know each other' s hometowns? Why don' t you..? ni men zhi dao bi ci cong na er lai de ma? he bu? |
| [02:14.53] | What' s going on? zen me hui shi? |
| [02:16.16] | Well, not much. I was just thinking that since they just got engaged... mei shen me, wo zai xiang ta men gang ding hun |
| [02:21.04] | it would be nice if they have privacy. ying gai duo gei ta men yi xie du chu de shi jian |
| [02:23.47] | So could I just move in with you for a couple days? wo ke yi ban qu ni jia ji tian ma? |
| [02:30.11] | Okay, sure. But what' s wrong with Monica and Chandler? hao, dang ran, mo ni ka he qian de fa sheng le shen me shi ma? |
| [02:34.05] | Nothing. Why? mei shi, zen me le? |
| [02:38.52] | You said it was urgent. ni shuo hen jin ji de |
| [02:40.22] | Yeah, it is. My movie starts in five minutes. shi a, wo de dian ying 5 fen zhong hou yao kai yan le |
| [02:46.53] | Do you realize I have a classroom full of students? ni zhi dao wo you yi wu zi de xue sheng zai zhe er ma? |
| [02:52.53] | Oh, I' m sorry. I' m so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movie? bao qian, wo hen mei li mao you ren xiang yao yi qi qu kan dian ying ma? |
| [03:01.08] | I haven' t cleared the budget with my parents... wo hai mei he wo ba ma tan dao yu suan |
| [03:03.68] | but how' s this for music? bu guo yin yue bu fen de an pai zhe yang hao bu hao? |
| [03:05.68] | A string quartet for the processional, a jazz trio for cocktails... xing jin shi yong xian yue si chong zou ji wei jiu hui shi an pai jue shi san chong zou |
| [03:09.42] | the Bay City Rollers for dancing... tiao wu shi yong wan shi yao gun |
| [03:11.95] | Wait, that was for my 6th grade wedding. deng yi xia, na shi wo de liu nian ji hun li |
| [03:15.39] | You couldn' t get them anyway. Ian doesn' t play anymore, and Derek... ye bu ke neng yong ta men yi en bu yan chu le, de rui ke |
| [03:21.70] | Derek is a name I shouldn' t know. wo bu gai zhi dao de rui ke zhe ge ren de |
| [03:24.87] | Mon, do you have another pillow, something a little snugglier? mo ni ka, you mei you bie de zhen tou bi jiao shu fu yi dian de? |
| [03:29.24] | Why are you napping here instead of at your place? ni wei shi me bu hui qu ni jia yao zai zhe li shui? |
| [03:32.57] | The duck. What, the duck? yin wei ya zi shen me, ya zi? |
| [03:34.88] | What the hell did the damn duck do now? zen me, xian zai ya zi you zuo le shen me? |
| [03:38.61] | Well, he did not get sick somewhere in there... ta bu shi zai na li sheng bing de |
| [03:42.82] | and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up. er qie li ke bei fa xian bing tuo dang chu li gan jing le |
| [03:47.56] | Do I get to look at this... wo ke yi kan ma |
| [03:49.22] | or is it just for people involved in the wedding? hai shi zhi you hun li xiang guan ren yuan ke yi kan? |
| [03:53.39] | Of course you can look at it. I want your opinion. ni dang ran ke yi kan, wo yao ni de yi jian |
| [03:56.63] | Here you go. lai |
| [03:57.97] | What about centerpieces? Centerpieces! zhuo zi zhong jian de hua shi? zhuo zi zhong jian de hua shi! |
| [04:00.77] | Roses or lilies? Definitely roses. mei gui hai shi bai he? dang ran shi mei gui |
| [04:08.11] | I think they' re more " weddingy." wo jue de ta men bi jiao xiang hun li yong hua |
| [04:13.28] | But lilies are the clear choice. Oh, my God, it' s like one mind. dan hen qing chu ying gai xuan bai he lao tian, jian zhi jiu shi tong yi ge nao dai |
| [04:19.45] | Guys, guys, you gotta let me nap. ge wei, ge wei, rang wo xiu xi hao bu hao |
| [04:23.49] | I' m gonna get cranky. bu ran wo hui pi qi bu hao |
| [04:26.66] | Joey, there' s a perfectly good couch across the hall. qiao yi, zou lang dui mian you hen hao de sha fa |
| [04:30.37] | Yes, it is perfectly good... shi hen bu cuo |
| [04:32.93] | and it is not one of the places the duck got sick. dan na bu shi ya zi sheng bing de di fang zhi yi |
| [04:37.44] | What? shen me? |
| [04:39.17] | All right, I' m gonna go. Joey, what did the duck do? hao, wo yao zou le qiao yi, ya zi dao di zuo le shen me? |
| [04:43.24] | I don' t know, but he did not eat your face cream. wo bu zhi dao, dan ta mei chi ni de mian shuang |
| [04:58.33] | Hey, little buddy. How you feeling? xiao peng you, ni jue de ru he? |
| [05:04.53] | What the hell is in that face cream? na mian shuang li dao di you shen me? |
| [05:20.88] | That' s so soft. hao ruan |
| [05:25.69] | Pillowcases! you zhen tou tao ye! |
| [05:42.70] | " Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar.." " rou da kan zhe sao yan cong de ren ta de fu qin shi ge chuan dao zhe" |
| [05:47.68] | Vicar? chuan dao zhe? |
| [05:50.24] | " wouldn' t be home for hours. hai you hao ji xiao shi cai hui hui lai |
| [05:52.75] | Her loins were burning. ta zhong shao |
| [05:54.92] | She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his.." ta bu gu yi qie shen chu shou qu zhua zhu ta de |
| [06:04.86] | This is a dirty book! zhe shi se qing xiao shuo! |
| [06:21.38] | Phoebe? fei bi? |
| [06:22.91] | Oh, Ross, hi. hai, luo si |
| [06:27.22] | Phoebe, what are you doing? Sorry, I' m with a client right now. fei bi, ni zai gan shen me? bao qian, wo you ke ren zai |
| [06:32.39] | Phoebe! Okay, let' s talk outside. fei bi! hao ba, wo men zai wai mian tan |
| [06:36.59] | Phoebe, you can' t massage people in my apartment. ni bu ke yi zai wo jia bang ren jia an mo |
| [06:39.89] | I did it at Monica and Chandler' s. wo zai mo ni ka he qian de jia dou ke yi |
| [06:42.50] | And they knew about it? ta men zhi dao ma? |
| [06:47.97] | Okay, Ross, what is this really about? hao ba, luo si, dao di zen me hui shi? |
| [06:51.14] | This is my home, and I want to be able to come and go when I want. zhe shi wo jia, wo xi wang neng zi you chu ru |
| [06:55.18] | I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. wo hui zhao qi ta di fang lai zuo wo qi ta de ke ren |
| [06:58.88] | What' s the big deal? zhe you shen me da bu liao de? |
| [07:00.78] | I don' t want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment... wo bu yao guang zhe shen zi shen shang you you de mo sheng ren zai wo jia |
| [07:03.99] | when I want to kick back with a puzzle.. Beer, cold beer. dang wo xiang hui jia fang song na yi pian pin tu pi jiu, bing pi jiu |
| [07:11.16] | Hey, Joey. What are you doing? hei, qiao yi, ni hao ma? |
| [07:13.53] | Sweeping. Why? Does it turn you on? sao di, zen me? yin qi ni de xing qu ma? |
| [07:19.60] | No. bu hui |
| [07:23.17] | What if I was sweeping a chimney? ru guo wo sao de shi yan cong ne? |
| [07:28.34] | Joey, did you eat my face cream? qiao yi, ni chi le wo de mian shuang ma? |
| [07:33.71] | Where are you going? The vicar won' t be home for hours. ni qu na er? chuan dao zhe yao ji xiao shi hou cai hui hui lai |
| [07:42.46] | Joey, where did you learn that word? qiao yi, ni cong na er xue dao na ge zi? |
| [07:49.13] | Where do you think... ni xiang shi na li |
| [07:51.53] | Zelda? rou da? |
| [07:55.44] | You found my book?! Yeah, I did! ni kan le wo de shu?! dui! |
| [07:59.67] | Joey, what are you doing going into my bedroom? qiao yi, ni dao wo fang li gan shen me? |
| [08:02.94] | I' m sorry. I know I shouldn' t have, but you got porn! bao qian, wo zhi dao wo bu ying gai ke shi ni you se qing xiao shuo! |
| [08:08.72] | You know what? I don' t care. I' m not ashamed of my book. zhi dao ma? wo bu zai hu wo bu jue de wo de shu diu lian |
| [08:12.22] | There' s nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little erotica. nv ren xiang shou yi dian qing se mei shen me bu dui |
| [08:17.33] | It' s a healthy expression of female sexuality... shi nv xing xing gan de jian kang biao da |
| [08:21.40] | which, by the way, is something that you will never understand. ni yong yuan dou bu hui liao jie de |
| [08:27.90] | You got porn. ni you se qing xiao shuo |
| [08:51.29] | Hello. Hi, is Phoebe here? ni hao fei bi zai ma? |
| [08:55.90] | No, she' s out for the night. Oh, great! bu, jin wan ta bu zai zhen shi de! |
| [09:00.10] | Can I help you with something? ke yi bang mang ni ma? |
| [09:02.90] | I don' t know. Are you a masseur? wo bu zhi dao, ni shi an mo shi ma? |
| [09:05.51] | Yes, I am. shi, wo shi |
| [09:08.88] | Great! Dad? tai hao le! ba? |
| [09:16.82] | Thank you so much. I' ll pick him up in an hour. xie xie ni, yi xiao shi hou wo lai jie ta |
| [09:27.13] | Your parents must' ve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged. ni fu mu ting dao ni ding hun yi ding hen kai xin |
| [09:31.07] | Oh, yeah. I should probably call them. o, shi a wo ying gai da dian hua gei ta men |
| [09:34.34] | I remember when we first got engaged. wo ji de wo men gang ding hun de shi hou |
| [09:36.80] | I' ve never heard that story. Dad.. wo mei ting guo zhe ge gu shi ba |
| [09:39.17] | Well, I' d gotten Judy pregnant. zhu di huai yun le |
| [09:42.98] | I still don' t know how. wo hai shi bu zhi dao zen me fa sheng de |
| [09:45.05] | You don' t know how? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy. ni bu zhi dao zen me fa sheng de? ni de gou yi wei wo de bi yun qi shi mo ya wan ju |
| [09:52.59] | What a sweet story. zhen gan ren de gu shi |
| [09:55.42] | You' re not hearing it at your 5th grade Halloween party. zhi shao ni bu shi zai wu nian ji de wan sheng jie yan hui ting dao zhe gu shi de |
| [09:58.56] | They wanted a scary story. ta men yao ting xia ren de gu shi |
| [10:01.83] | We' re excited about our wedding plans. wo men dui hun li ji hua hen xing fen |
| [10:04.47] | Pretty soon we' ll be making a big withdrawal from the wedding fund. hen kuai wo men jiu yao cong hun li ji jin ti yi da bi qian |
| [10:13.37] | What? You tell her, Jack. I can' t do it. shen me? jie ke, ni gao su ta, wo zuo bu dao |
| [10:16.28] | You have the wedding fund, don' t you? ni men you hun li ji jin, dui ba? |
| [10:18.98] | We have it. Only now we call it " the beach house." wo men you, zhi shi xian zai jiao zuo " hai tan bie shu" |
| [10:28.09] | You spent my wedding fund on the beach house? ni ba wo de hun li ji jin hua zai hai tan bie shu? |
| [10:30.96] | We' re sorry. We assumed... dui bu qi, wo men yi wei |
| [10:32.66] | that when you turned 30 you' d pay for it yourself. deng ni 30 sui hou, ni hui zi ji fu de |
| [10:35.96] | You bought the beach house when I was 23. ni men mai hai tan bie shu shi wo cai 23 sui |
| [10:38.53] | So you' ve had seven years of beach fun... ni zai hai bian xiang shou le 7 nian hao shi guang |
| [10:41.30] | and you can' t put a price on that. na ke shi wu jia de |
| [10:45.74] | We do feel bad about this. wo men jue de hen bao qian |
| [10:47.84] | We saved again when you dated Richard. ni he li cha jiao wang shi wo men you kai shi cun qian |
| [10:49.94] | Then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen. jie guo ni men nao fan le wo men chong xin zhuang huang le chu fang |
| [10:55.42] | What about Chandler? na qian de ne? |
| [10:57.15] | It was Chandler. We didn' t think he' d propose. wo men yi wei qian de bu hui qiu hun |
| [11:01.06] | I didn' t start drinking enough at the start of the meal. kai shi chi fan shi, jiu he de bu gou |
| [11:05.46] | I can' t believe there' s no money. wo bu xiang xin jing ran mei you qian rang wo jie hun |
| [11:07.76] | Maybe, if your father hadn' t tried... ye xu hai you, ru guo ni ba mei you |
| [11:10.10] | to sell ice over the lnternet. zai wang lu mai bing de hua |
| [11:13.00] | It seemed like such a simple idea. Stupid. The word is " stupid." na ge zhu yi kan lai hen jian dan ben, zhi neng yong" ben" lai xing rong |
| [11:16.94] | Enough. I don' t want to hear about it anymore. gou le, wo bu xiang zai ting le |
| [11:20.37] | Good luck, Chandler. qian de, zhu ni hao yun |
| [11:46.47] | Okay, now I' m going to... hao, xian zai wo yao |
| [11:51.34] | touch you. peng ni le |
| [12:02.92] | That' s soft. hao ruan |
| [12:30.85] | Do you think your parents could help pay for it? ni de fu mu ke neng bang mang fu ma? |
| [12:33.91] | I don' t know. wo bu zhi dao |
| [12:35.05] | My mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. wo ma da bu fen de qian dou hua zai ta di si ci de hun li le |
| [12:39.55] | Saving the rest for her divorce. sheng xia de qian ta li hun yao yong |
| [12:42.22] | And any extra cash my father has, he saves for his yearly trips to... er wo ba cun de qian yong zai |
| [12:47.73] | Dollywood. dao tao li wu de nian du lv xing |
| [12:51.37] | What happened at dinner? My parents spent the wedding fund. ni men chi fan fa sheng shen me shi le? wo fu mu ba hun li ji jin hua diao le |
| [12:55.74] | My God, what did you order? wo de tian, ni dian le shen me cai? |
| [12:59.74] | Wait, there' s no money? Well, this is terrible. deng yi xia, mei you hun li ji jin le? tai can le |
| [13:04.68] | You guys will have to get married in, like, a rec center. ni men bi xu zai huo dong zhong xin jie hun le |
| [13:09.42] | Honey, it' s gonna be okay. No, it' s not gonna be okay. qin ai de, mei guan xi de bu, you guan xi |
| [13:13.49] | No swing band, no lilies. It' s gonna be okay. mei you yue tuan, mei you bai he na hen hao a |
| [13:17.63] | I mean, you don' t need to have this... ni bu xu yao you zhe zhong |
| [13:20.63] | rustic ltalian feast. yi da li ye yan |
| [13:23.73] | You don' t need this custommade... ni bu xu yao zhe zhong ding zuo de |
| [13:26.13] | empire waist, duchess satin gown. di guo shi yao xian, gong zhu xing si duan li fu |
| [13:30.44] | You can wear offtherack. ni ke yi mai xian cheng de li fu |
| [13:37.61] | It' s really gonna be okay. zhen de bu hui you wen ti de |
| [13:39.35] | The important thing is, we love each other and we' re gonna get married. zhong yao de shi wo men bi ci xiang ai, yao jie hun le |
| [13:43.75] | Do you even understand what " offtherack" means? ni zhi bu zhi dao" xian cheng de" shi shen me yi si? |
| [13:49.36] | Why don' t you pay for it yourself? ni wei shi me bu zi ji fu qian ne? |
| [13:51.49] | I don' t have any money. zen me fu? wo mei qian |
| [13:53.23] | I have some. How much? wo you duo shao? |
| [13:55.43] | Well, close to... jiang jin you |
| [14:09.28] | Are you kidding me?! How much? ni kai wan xiao?! duo shao? |
| [14:11.55] | Enough for wedding scenario A. Really? gou ban hun li ji hua A zhen de? |
| [14:14.65] | How great are you, you little saver! ni zhen hao, nu li cun qian de ren! |
| [14:17.65] | This is exactly the budget of my dream wedding. zheng shi li xiang hun li de yu suan |
| [14:20.82] | You guys are so made for each other. ni men shi tian zao di she de yi dui |
| [14:24.89] | You' re not suggesting we spend all the money on the wedding? ni bu shi yao ba suo you de qian dou hua zai hun li shang ba? |
| [14:28.56] | Yeah. shi a |
| [14:31.67] | Look, Mon, I' ve been saving this money for six years... wo hua le liu nian cun dao zhei xie |
| [14:35.57] | and I have some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party. you xie shi jiang lai yao yong de bu shi dou hua zai yi chang yan hui shang de |
| [14:40.04] | Wow! Hello, Mr. Chandler. qian de xian sheng, ni hao a |
| [14:46.48] | Sweetie, this is the most special day of our lives. tian xin, zhe shi wo men yi sheng zhong zui zhong yao de yi tian |
| [14:50.18] | I realize that, honey, but I won' t spend all the money on one party. wo zhi dao, tian xin dan wo bu yao ba qian dou hua zai yi chang yan hui shang |
| [14:54.32] | Honey, I love you. tian xin, wo ai ni |
| [14:56.82] | But if you call our wedding a party one more time... dan ru guo ni zai jiao wo men de hun li yi chang yan hui |
| [15:00.49] | you may not get invited. ni ke neng bu hui bei yao qing |
| [15:04.80] | We can always earn more money. We' re only gonna get married once. qian ke yi zai zhuan, wo men zhi jie hun yi ci |
| [15:09.00] | I understand, but I have to put my foot down. The answer is no. wo liao jie, dan wo fei chang jian jue wo de da an shi bu |
| [15:14.68] | You' re gonna have to put your foot down? ni hen jian jue? |
| [15:17.08] | Yes, I am. dui, wo shi |
| [15:21.95] | Money and a firm hand. you qian he you yi zhi jian ding de shou |
| [15:24.75] | Finally a Chandler I can get onboard with. zhong yu shi wo ke yi ren tong de qian de le |
| [15:30.22] | zhong yang gong yuan ka fei ting |
| [15:35.93] | Hey, Rach. Joey. hei, rui qiu qiao yi |
| [15:40.13] | Hey, Rach, do you smell smoke? you mei you wen dao yan wei? |
| [15:43.07] | I get it. Smoke, chimney, chimney sweep. Very funny. Ha, ha. wo dong le, yan, yan cong sao yan cong de ren, hen hao xiao |
| [15:48.08] | No, no, I' m serious. You don' t smell it? bu, bu, wo shuo zhen de ni mei wen dao? |
| [15:52.28] | Something' s on fire. you dong xi zhao huo le |
| [15:53.75] | I don' t smell anything. wo mei wen dao shen me |
| [15:56.15] | You know what? It' s probably just your burning loins. ni zhi dao ma? ke neng shi ni xiong xiong de |
| [16:04.26] | Hey, what are you guys talking about? Nothing. ni men zai jiang shen me? mei shen me |
| [16:10.93] | Damn, this coffee' s cold. tao yan, ka fei leng le |
| [16:12.97] | Do you mind if I heat this on your loins? ke yi zai ni shen shang jia wen yi xia ma? |
| [16:19.17] | You know, I cannot believe you told him. Joey... qiao yi, ni jing ran gao su le ta |
| [16:23.38] | I guess you bought that book after we broke up. wo cai ni zai wo men fen shou hou mai le na ben shu |
| [16:26.81] | I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. shi a, yin wei di yi ben zai wo men jiao wang shi bei fan lan le |
| [16:31.92] | Oh, yeah? shi ma? |
| [16:33.45] | Well, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines. wo men jiao wang shi wo kan le yi da dui se qing za zhi |
| [16:38.46] | Sup? zen me yang? |
| [16:41.10] | Ross, how could you do that to an old man? luo si, ni zen me ke yi na yang dui dai yi wei lao xian sheng? |
| [16:47.67] | Excuse me, ladies. dui bu qi, xiao jie men |
| [16:50.47] | I' m sorry? shen me a? |
| [16:52.17] | My massage client. Arthur. wo de an mo ke ren, ya se |
| [16:54.78] | His daughter said some guy that worked for me... ta nv er shuo ti wo gong zuo de yi ge ren |
| [16:57.91] | gave him a really weird massage. ti ta zuo le hen qi guai de an mo |
| [17:00.01] | I gave him an extremely professional massage. wo zuo le hen zhuan ye de an mo |
| [17:03.52] | He said you poked at him with wooden spoons. ta shuo ni yong mu tang chi chuo ta |
| [17:06.72] | Okay, so it wasn' t a traditional massage. hao ba, bu shi chuan tong de an mo |
| [17:09.72] | But I did give him acupressure with a pair of chopsticks... ke shi wo you yong kuai zi ti ta ci ji xue dao |
| [17:13.03] | and I gently exfoliated him with a mop. wen he di yong tuo ba qu jiao zhi |
| [17:19.47] | Well, he' s never coming back. You just cost me 80 a week. ta zai ye bu hui lai le ni hai wo yi xing qi shao jin zhang ba shi yuan |
| [17:23.47] | This is your fault. You didn' t move his appointment. shi ni de cuo ni mei geng gai ta yue de shi jian |
| [17:26.97] | Oh, it' s my fault? You didn' t have to massage him. wo de cuo? ni bu bi ti ta an mo de |
| [17:30.14] | You could' ve sent him away. ni ke yi qing ta hui qu de |
| [17:31.95] | You could' ve not rolled Tonka trucks up and down his back. ni bu bi yong wan ju tui tu ji zai ta bei shang gun lai gun qu |
| [17:36.15] | He said he liked that! ta shuo ta hen xi huan! |
| [17:41.16] | You' re right, you' re right. I' m sorry. ni dui, ni dui, dui bu qi |
| [17:44.46] | Dude, what are you massaging an old man for? ni gan ma an mo yi wei lao xian sheng? |
| [17:49.83] | His daughter was hot. Gotcha. ta nv er hen la dong le |
| [18:02.08] | Listen... ting zhe |
| [18:05.41] | I' ve been thinking. wo xiang guo le |
| [18:07.71] | It' s not fair of me to ask you to spend all your money on our wedding. yao ni ba suo you de qian hua zai hun li shang hen bu gong ping |
| [18:12.25] | I mean, you work really hard for that. ni hen xin ku cai zhuan lai de |
| [18:15.52] | Well. Well, you work for that. ni zhuan lai de |
| [18:19.73] | Look, I' ve thought about it too. wo ye xiang guo le |
| [18:22.60] | I' m sorry. I think we should spend all the money on the wedding. dui bu qi, wo men ying gai ba qian hua zai hun li de |
| [18:28.07] | You do? Yeah, I' m putting my foot down. zhen de? dui, wo hen jian jue |
| [18:33.71] | Look, when I proposed, I told you... dang wo qiu hun shi, wo gao su ni |
| [18:36.71] | that I would do anything to make you happy. wo hui jin li rang ni kuai le |
| [18:40.31] | And if having the perfect wedding makes you happy... ru guo ban yi chang wan mei hun li neng rang ni kai xin |
| [18:43.88] | then that' s what we' re gonna do. wo men jiu zhe me zuo |
| [18:46.42] | You are so sweet. ni dui wo zhen hao |
| [18:53.29] | What about the future and stuff? na wei lai zen me ban ne? |
| [18:56.10] | Forget about the future and stuff. guan ta ne |
| [18:58.67] | So we only have two kids. wo men zhi sheng liang ge jiu hao |
| [19:00.27] | We' ll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college. xuan yi ge wo men zui xi huan de rang ta qu nian da xue |
| [19:05.11] | Have you thought about that? Yeah. ni xiang guo zhei xie? dui |
| [19:07.74] | How many kids were we gonna have? ni ben lai yao ji ge hai zi? |
| [19:09.78] | Four. A boy, twin girls and another boy. si ge, yi ge nan hai, yi dui shuang bao tai nv er zai yi ge nan hai |
| [19:15.32] | What else did you think about? ni hai xiang guo shen me? |
| [19:17.42] | Well, stuff like where we' d live, you know. hai you wo men yao zhu de di fang |
| [19:20.62] | Like a small place outside the city... xiang shi zai shi zhong xin wai de xiao fang zi |
| [19:23.46] | where our kids could learn to ride their bikes. wo men de xiao hai ke yi xue qi dan che |
| [19:26.96] | We could have a cat that had a bell on its collar... ke yi yang zhi mao mi bo zi shang gua zhe ling dang |
| [19:30.06] | and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. mei ci ta pao chu xiao men shi dou ting de jian ling sheng |
| [19:34.80] | We' d have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old. zai che ku shang gai ge fang jian rang qiao yi zhong lao |
| [19:44.31] | You know what? ni zhi dao ma? |
| [19:46.78] | I don' t want a big, fancy wedding. wo bu yao yi ge sheng da de hun li |
| [19:50.15] | Sure you do. No. ni yao de bu |
| [19:53.59] | I want everything that you' ve just said. I want a marriage. wo yao ni gang gang shuo de mei yi yang dong xi wo yao yi ge hun yin |
| [19:59.46] | You sure? ni que ding? |
| [20:03.60] | I love you so much. I love you. wo hao ai ni wo ai ni |
| [20:12.01] | When you were talking about our future, you said cat. ni gang shuo dao jiang lai de shi hou ni shuo mao mi |
| [20:16.11] | But you meant dog, right? ni zhi de shi gou, dui bu dui? |
| [20:21.38] | Totally. Good. dui hao |
| [20:36.03] | Hello, Zelda. ni hao, rou da |
| [20:39.70] | Who are you supposed to be? The vicar. ni you shi shui ne? chuan dao zhe |
| [20:43.74] | Do you even know what a vicar is? Like a goalie, right? ni zhi dao chuan dao zhe shi shen me ma? xiang shi ge shou men yuan, dui bu dui? |
| [20:50.04] | Look, that' s enough. qiao yi, wo shi shuo zhen de, gou le |
| [20:51.78] | You make stupid jokes and sleazy innuendoes... ni lao shi kai zhei xie ben wan xiao hai you wu liao de an feng |
| [20:55.02] | and it' s just not funny anymore. I' m sorry. Rach, I' m sorry. zhen de shi bu hao xiao dui bu qi, rui qiu, dui bu qi |
| [21:00.59] | Maybe I could make it up to you by taking you roughly in the barn. ye xu wo ke yi zai gu cang li cu bao di dui dai ni lai bu chang ni |
| [21:07.53] | All right, that' s it. You want to do it? Let' s do it. hao le, gou le ni xiang zuo ma? wo men zuo ba |
| [21:13.40] | That' s right. I want to do it with you. mei cuo, wo xiang he ni zuo |
| [21:17.64] | Been trying to fight it, but you said all the right things. wo yi zhi xiang kang ju, dan ni shuo de mei yi ju hua dou shen shen da dong le wo |
| [21:22.58] | I did? wo you ma? |
| [21:24.04] | Yeah, I been waiting for so long to get on that body. you, wo xiang de dao ni de shen ti xiang le hao jiu |
| [21:28.42] | This body? Yeah, that' s right. wo de shen ti? dui, mei cuo |
| [21:31.08] | Come on, Joey, sex me up. qiao yi, fang ma guo lai ba |
| [21:33.32] | You' re starting to sound like the butcher' s wife in chapter seven. ni ting qi lai kai shi xiang di qi zhang li de tu fu qi zi |
| [21:37.49] | Come on, now. Don' t keep me waiting. Take your clothes off. lai ba, bu yao rang wo deng tuo diao ni de yi fu |
| [21:41.70] | But I' d keep that helmet on, because you' re in for a rough ride. dan liu zhe ni de tou kui zhe shi yi chang kuang feng bao yu |
| [21:47.13] | I don' t want to. I' m scared. wo bu yao, wo hao hai pa |
| [00:03.57] | Hey. Who wants French toast? I' ll have some. shuí yào fǎ guó tǔ sī? gěi wǒ yì diǎn |
| [00:06.80] | Me too. Eggs and milk in the fridge. Thanks. wǒ yě yào, niú nǎi hé jī dàn zài bīng xiāng lǐ xiè xiè |
| [00:12.07] | What' s the matter? My hand feels weird. zěn me huí shì? wǒ de shǒu guài guài de |
| [00:14.68] | I guess it' s because I' m engaged! yīn wèi dìng hūn de guān xì ba! |
| [00:18.51] | When will that start getting annoying? Start? shén me shí hòu huì kāi shǐ biàn de fán rén? kāi shǐ? |
| [00:22.65] | Let' s start the wedding plans. kāi shǐ jì huà hūn lǐ ba |
| [00:24.85] | Okay. Already? hǎo xiàn zài jiù kāi shǐ? |
| [00:26.29] | We got a lot to do. We gotta think about the flowers, the music.. yǒu hěn duō shì yào zuò, yào xiǎng huā de ān pái yīn yuè |
| [00:30.63] | I have thoughts on the music. Too many cooks... wǒ jué de yīn yuè de ān pái qián dé, tài duō chú shī le |
| [00:35.36] | Take it from me. All you have to do is show up and say the right name. gěi nǐ liáng xīn de jiàn yì nǐ zhǐ xū yào chū xiàn, shuō duì míng zì jiù hǎo le |
| [00:43.74] | What in God' s name is that? Oh, my God, the wedding book? nà shi shén me? lǎo tiān, shì hūn lǐ jì huà shū? |
| [00:47.48] | I haven' t seen that since 4th grade. sì nián jí hòu wǒ jiù méi kàn dào tā le |
| [00:50.21] | This baby has everything. Take, you know, locations for instance: zhè lǐ miàn shén me dōu yǒu bǐ rú shuō, dì diǎn: |
| [00:55.42] | First organized alphabetically, then geographically... xiān yǐ zì mǔ shùn xù pái liè zài yǐ dì lǐ wèi zhì pái liè |
| [00:59.35] | then by footage. rán hòu yǐ dà xiǎo pái liè |
| [01:02.72] | That is so smart. hǎo cōng míng |
| [01:05.89] | Break it off. Break it off, now. kuài liū, kuài liū, jiù shì xiàn zài |
| [01:10.03] | The One With Rachel' s Book běn jí bō chū: ruì qiū de hūn lǐ jì huà shū |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:50.27] | That conclusively proves... yǐ shàng zhèng míng liǎo |
| [01:52.31] | that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first. zhū luó jì gōng yuán shì wǒ xiǎng dào de |
| [01:56.28] | Let' s take a look.. wǒ men lái kàn kàn |
| [01:58.31] | Phoebe, what are you doing here? fēi bǐ, nǐ lái gàn shén me? |
| [02:00.68] | I need to talk to you. It' s urgent. It' s about Monica and Chandler. wǒ yǒu shì hé nǐ shuō, hěn jǐn jí yǒu guān mó nī kǎ hé qián dé |
| [02:04.45] | Oh, my God. Of course. wǒ de tiān, dāng rán |
| [02:07.29] | Would you please excuse me for a moment? děng wǒ yī xià |
| [02:10.06] | Do you know each other' s hometowns? Why don' t you..? nǐ men zhī dào bǐ cǐ cóng nǎ ér lái de ma? hé bù? |
| [02:14.53] | What' s going on? zěn me huí shì? |
| [02:16.16] | Well, not much. I was just thinking that since they just got engaged... méi shén me, wǒ zài xiǎng tā men gāng dìng hūn |
| [02:21.04] | it would be nice if they have privacy. yīng gāi duō gěi tā men yī xiē dú chǔ de shí jiān |
| [02:23.47] | So could I just move in with you for a couple days? wǒ kě yǐ bān qù nǐ jiā jǐ tiān ma? |
| [02:30.11] | Okay, sure. But what' s wrong with Monica and Chandler? hǎo, dāng rán, mó nī kǎ hé qián dé fā shēng le shén me shì ma? |
| [02:34.05] | Nothing. Why? méi shì, zěn me le? |
| [02:38.52] | You said it was urgent. nǐ shuō hěn jǐn jí de |
| [02:40.22] | Yeah, it is. My movie starts in five minutes. shì a, wǒ de diàn yǐng 5 fēn zhōng hòu yào kāi yǎn le |
| [02:46.53] | Do you realize I have a classroom full of students? nǐ zhī dào wǒ yǒu yī wū zi de xué shēng zài zhè ér ma? |
| [02:52.53] | Oh, I' m sorry. I' m so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movie? bào qiàn, wǒ hěn méi lǐ mào yǒu rén xiǎng yào yì qǐ qù kàn diàn yǐng ma? |
| [03:01.08] | I haven' t cleared the budget with my parents... wǒ hái méi hé wǒ bà mā tán dào yù suàn |
| [03:03.68] | but how' s this for music? bù guò yīn yuè bù fèn de ān pái zhè yàng hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [03:05.68] | A string quartet for the processional, a jazz trio for cocktails... xíng jìn shí yòng xián yuè sì chóng zòu jī wěi jiǔ huì shí ān pái jué shì sān chóng zòu |
| [03:09.42] | the Bay City Rollers for dancing... tiào wǔ shí yòng wān shì yáo gǔn |
| [03:11.95] | Wait, that was for my 6th grade wedding. děng yī xià, nà shi wǒ de liù nián jí hūn lǐ |
| [03:15.39] | You couldn' t get them anyway. Ian doesn' t play anymore, and Derek... yě bù kě néng yòng tā men yī ēn bù yǎn chū le, dé ruì kè |
| [03:21.70] | Derek is a name I shouldn' t know. wǒ bù gāi zhī dào dé ruì kè zhè gè rén de |
| [03:24.87] | Mon, do you have another pillow, something a little snugglier? mó nī kǎ, yǒu méi yǒu bié de zhěn tou bǐ jiào shū fú yì diǎn de? |
| [03:29.24] | Why are you napping here instead of at your place? nǐ wèi shí me bù huí qù nǐ jiā yào zài zhè lǐ shuì? |
| [03:32.57] | The duck. What, the duck? yīn wèi yā zǐ shén me, yā zǐ? |
| [03:34.88] | What the hell did the damn duck do now? zěn me, xiàn zài yā zǐ yòu zuò le shén me? |
| [03:38.61] | Well, he did not get sick somewhere in there... tā bú shì zài nà li shēng bìng de |
| [03:42.82] | and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up. ér qiě lì kè bèi fā xiàn bìng tuǒ dàng chǔ lǐ gān jìng le |
| [03:47.56] | Do I get to look at this... wǒ kě yǐ kàn ma |
| [03:49.22] | or is it just for people involved in the wedding? hái shì zhǐ yǒu hūn lǐ xiāng guān rén yuán kě yǐ kàn? |
| [03:53.39] | Of course you can look at it. I want your opinion. nǐ dāng rán kě yǐ kàn, wǒ yào nǐ de yì jiàn |
| [03:56.63] | Here you go. lái |
| [03:57.97] | What about centerpieces? Centerpieces! zhuō zi zhōng jiān de huā shì? zhuō zi zhōng jiān de huā shì! |
| [04:00.77] | Roses or lilies? Definitely roses. méi guī hái shì bǎi hé? dāng rán shì méi guī |
| [04:08.11] | I think they' re more " weddingy." wǒ jué de tā men bǐ jiào xiàng hūn lǐ yòng huā |
| [04:13.28] | But lilies are the clear choice. Oh, my God, it' s like one mind. dàn hěn qīng chǔ yīng gāi xuǎn bǎi hé lǎo tiān, jiǎn zhí jiù shì tóng yí gè nǎo dài |
| [04:19.45] | Guys, guys, you gotta let me nap. gè wèi, gè wèi, ràng wǒ xiū xī hǎo bù hǎo |
| [04:23.49] | I' m gonna get cranky. bù rán wǒ huì pí qì bù hǎo |
| [04:26.66] | Joey, there' s a perfectly good couch across the hall. qiáo yī, zǒu láng duì miàn yǒu hěn hǎo de shā fā |
| [04:30.37] | Yes, it is perfectly good... shì hěn bù cuò |
| [04:32.93] | and it is not one of the places the duck got sick. dàn nà bú shì yā zǐ shēng bìng de dì fāng zhī yī |
| [04:37.44] | What? shén me? |
| [04:39.17] | All right, I' m gonna go. Joey, what did the duck do? hǎo, wǒ yào zǒu le qiáo yī, yā zǐ dào dǐ zuò le shén me? |
| [04:43.24] | I don' t know, but he did not eat your face cream. wǒ bù zhī dào, dàn tā méi chī nǐ de miàn shuāng |
| [04:58.33] | Hey, little buddy. How you feeling? xiǎo péng yǒu, nǐ jué de rú hé? |
| [05:04.53] | What the hell is in that face cream? nà miàn shuāng lǐ dào dǐ yǒu shén me? |
| [05:20.88] | That' s so soft. hǎo ruǎn |
| [05:25.69] | Pillowcases! yǒu zhěn tou tào yé! |
| [05:42.70] | " Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar.." " róu dá kàn zhe sǎo yān cōng de rén tā de fù qīn shì gè chuán dào zhě" |
| [05:47.68] | Vicar? chuán dào zhě? |
| [05:50.24] | " wouldn' t be home for hours. hái yǒu hǎo jǐ xiǎo shí cái huì huí lái |
| [05:52.75] | Her loins were burning. tā zhōng shāo |
| [05:54.92] | She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his.." tā bù gù yī qiè shēn chū shǒu qù zhuā zhù tā de |
| [06:04.86] | This is a dirty book! zhè shì sè qíng xiǎo shuō! |
| [06:21.38] | Phoebe? fēi bǐ? |
| [06:22.91] | Oh, Ross, hi. hāi, luó sī |
| [06:27.22] | Phoebe, what are you doing? Sorry, I' m with a client right now. fēi bǐ, nǐ zài gàn shén me? bào qiàn, wǒ yǒu kè rén zài |
| [06:32.39] | Phoebe! Okay, let' s talk outside. fēi bǐ! hǎo ba, wǒ men zài wài miàn tán |
| [06:36.59] | Phoebe, you can' t massage people in my apartment. nǐ bù kě yǐ zài wǒ jiā bāng rén jiā àn mó |
| [06:39.89] | I did it at Monica and Chandler' s. wǒ zài mó nī kǎ hé qián dé jiā dōu kě yǐ |
| [06:42.50] | And they knew about it? tā men zhī dào ma? |
| [06:47.97] | Okay, Ross, what is this really about? hǎo ba, luó sī, dào dǐ zěn me huí shì? |
| [06:51.14] | This is my home, and I want to be able to come and go when I want. zhè shì wǒ jiā, wǒ xī wàng néng zì yóu chū rù |
| [06:55.18] | I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. wǒ huì zhǎo qí tā dì fāng lái zuò wǒ qí tā de kè rén |
| [06:58.88] | What' s the big deal? zhè yǒu shén me dà bù liǎo de? |
| [07:00.78] | I don' t want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment... wǒ bú yào guāng zhe shēn zi shēn shàng yóu yóu de mò shēng rén zài wǒ jiā |
| [07:03.99] | when I want to kick back with a puzzle.. Beer, cold beer. dāng wǒ xiǎng huí jiā fàng sōng ná yī piàn pīn tú pí jiǔ, bīng pí jiǔ |
| [07:11.16] | Hey, Joey. What are you doing? hēi, qiáo yī, nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [07:13.53] | Sweeping. Why? Does it turn you on? sǎo dì, zěn me? yǐn qǐ nǐ de xìng qù ma? |
| [07:19.60] | No. bú huì |
| [07:23.17] | What if I was sweeping a chimney? rú guǒ wǒ sǎo de shì yān cōng ne? |
| [07:28.34] | Joey, did you eat my face cream? qiáo yī, nǐ chī le wǒ de miàn shuāng ma? |
| [07:33.71] | Where are you going? The vicar won' t be home for hours. nǐ qù nà ér? chuán dào zhě yào jǐ xiǎo shí hòu cái huì huí lái |
| [07:42.46] | Joey, where did you learn that word? qiáo yī, nǐ cóng nà ér xué dào nà gè zì? |
| [07:49.13] | Where do you think... nǐ xiǎng shì nǎ lǐ |
| [07:51.53] | Zelda? róu dá? |
| [07:55.44] | You found my book?! Yeah, I did! nǐ kàn le wǒ de shū?! duì! |
| [07:59.67] | Joey, what are you doing going into my bedroom? qiáo yī, nǐ dào wǒ fáng lǐ gàn shén me? |
| [08:02.94] | I' m sorry. I know I shouldn' t have, but you got porn! bào qiàn, wǒ zhī dào wǒ bù yīng gāi kě shì nǐ yǒu sè qíng xiǎo shuō! |
| [08:08.72] | You know what? I don' t care. I' m not ashamed of my book. zhī dào ma? wǒ bù zài hu wǒ bù jué de wǒ de shū diū liǎn |
| [08:12.22] | There' s nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little erotica. nǚ rén xiǎng shòu yì diǎn qíng sè méi shén me bú duì |
| [08:17.33] | It' s a healthy expression of female sexuality... shì nǚ xìng xìng gǎn de jiàn kāng biǎo dá |
| [08:21.40] | which, by the way, is something that you will never understand. nǐ yǒng yuǎn dōu bú huì liǎo jiě de |
| [08:27.90] | You got porn. nǐ yǒu sè qíng xiǎo shuō |
| [08:51.29] | Hello. Hi, is Phoebe here? nǐ hǎo fēi bǐ zài ma? |
| [08:55.90] | No, she' s out for the night. Oh, great! bù, jīn wǎn tā bù zài zhēn shi de! |
| [09:00.10] | Can I help you with something? kě yǐ bāng máng nǐ ma? |
| [09:02.90] | I don' t know. Are you a masseur? wǒ bù zhī dào, nǐ shì àn mó shī ma? |
| [09:05.51] | Yes, I am. shì, wǒ shì |
| [09:08.88] | Great! Dad? tài hǎo le! bà? |
| [09:16.82] | Thank you so much. I' ll pick him up in an hour. xiè xiè nǐ, yī xiǎo shí hòu wǒ lái jiē tā |
| [09:27.13] | Your parents must' ve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged. nǐ fù mǔ tīng dào nǐ dìng hūn yí dìng hěn kāi xīn |
| [09:31.07] | Oh, yeah. I should probably call them. ó, shì a wǒ yīng gāi dǎ diàn huà gěi tā men |
| [09:34.34] | I remember when we first got engaged. wǒ jì de wǒ men gāng dìng hūn de shí hòu |
| [09:36.80] | I' ve never heard that story. Dad.. wǒ méi tīng guò zhè gè gù shì bà |
| [09:39.17] | Well, I' d gotten Judy pregnant. zhū dì huái yùn le |
| [09:42.98] | I still don' t know how. wǒ hái shì bù zhī dào zěn me fā shēng de |
| [09:45.05] | You don' t know how? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy. nǐ bù zhī dào zěn me fā shēng de? nǐ de gǒu yǐ wéi wǒ de bì yùn qì shì mó yá wán jù |
| [09:52.59] | What a sweet story. zhēn gǎn rén de gù shì |
| [09:55.42] | You' re not hearing it at your 5th grade Halloween party. zhì shǎo nǐ bú shì zài wǔ nián jí de wàn shèng jiē yàn huì tīng dào zhè gù shì de |
| [09:58.56] | They wanted a scary story. tā men yào tīng xià rén de gù shì |
| [10:01.83] | We' re excited about our wedding plans. wǒ men duì hūn lǐ jì huà hěn xīng fèn |
| [10:04.47] | Pretty soon we' ll be making a big withdrawal from the wedding fund. hěn kuài wǒ men jiù yào cóng hūn lǐ jī jīn tí yī dà bǐ qián |
| [10:13.37] | What? You tell her, Jack. I can' t do it. shén me? jié kè, nǐ gào sù tā, wǒ zuò bú dào |
| [10:16.28] | You have the wedding fund, don' t you? nǐ men yǒu hūn lǐ jī jīn, duì ba? |
| [10:18.98] | We have it. Only now we call it " the beach house." wǒ men yǒu, zhǐ shì xiàn zài jiào zuò " hǎi tān bié shù" |
| [10:28.09] | You spent my wedding fund on the beach house? nǐ bǎ wǒ de hūn lǐ jī jīn huā zài hǎi tān bié shù? |
| [10:30.96] | We' re sorry. We assumed... duì bù qǐ, wǒ men yǐ wéi |
| [10:32.66] | that when you turned 30 you' d pay for it yourself. děng nǐ 30 suì hòu, nǐ huì zì jǐ fù de |
| [10:35.96] | You bought the beach house when I was 23. nǐ men mǎi hǎi tān bié shù shí wǒ cái 23 suì |
| [10:38.53] | So you' ve had seven years of beach fun... nǐ zài hǎi biān xiǎng shòu le 7 nián hǎo shí guāng |
| [10:41.30] | and you can' t put a price on that. nà kě shì wú jià de |
| [10:45.74] | We do feel bad about this. wǒ men jué de hěn bào qiàn |
| [10:47.84] | We saved again when you dated Richard. nǐ hé lǐ chá jiāo wǎng shí wǒ men yòu kāi shǐ cún qián |
| [10:49.94] | Then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen. jié guǒ nǐ men nào fān le wǒ men chóng xīn zhuāng huáng le chú fáng |
| [10:55.42] | What about Chandler? nà qián dé ne? |
| [10:57.15] | It was Chandler. We didn' t think he' d propose. wǒ men yǐ wéi qián dé bú huì qiú hūn |
| [11:01.06] | I didn' t start drinking enough at the start of the meal. kāi shǐ chī fàn shí, jiǔ hē dé bù gòu |
| [11:05.46] | I can' t believe there' s no money. wǒ bù xiāng xìn jìng rán méi yǒu qián ràng wǒ jié hūn |
| [11:07.76] | Maybe, if your father hadn' t tried... yě xǔ hái yǒu, rú guǒ nǐ bà méi yǒu |
| [11:10.10] | to sell ice over the lnternet. zài wǎng lù mài bīng de huà |
| [11:13.00] | It seemed like such a simple idea. Stupid. The word is " stupid." nà gè zhǔ yì kàn lái hěn jiǎn dān bèn, zhǐ néng yòng" bèn" lái xíng róng |
| [11:16.94] | Enough. I don' t want to hear about it anymore. gòu le, wǒ bù xiǎng zài tīng le |
| [11:20.37] | Good luck, Chandler. qián dé, zhù nǐ hǎo yùn |
| [11:46.47] | Okay, now I' m going to... hǎo, xiàn zài wǒ yào |
| [11:51.34] | touch you. pèng nǐ le |
| [12:02.92] | That' s soft. hǎo ruǎn |
| [12:30.85] | Do you think your parents could help pay for it? nǐ de fù mǔ kě néng bāng máng fù ma? |
| [12:33.91] | I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [12:35.05] | My mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. wǒ mā dà bù fèn de qián dōu huā zài tā dì sì cì de hūn lǐ le |
| [12:39.55] | Saving the rest for her divorce. shèng xià de qián tā lí hūn yào yòng |
| [12:42.22] | And any extra cash my father has, he saves for his yearly trips to... ér wǒ bà cún de qián yòng zài |
| [12:47.73] | Dollywood. dào táo lì wū de nián dù lǚ xíng |
| [12:51.37] | What happened at dinner? My parents spent the wedding fund. nǐ men chī fàn fā shēng shén me shì le? wǒ fù mǔ bǎ hūn lǐ jī jīn huā diào le |
| [12:55.74] | My God, what did you order? wǒ de tiān, nǐ diǎn le shén me cài? |
| [12:59.74] | Wait, there' s no money? Well, this is terrible. děng yī xià, méi yǒu hūn lǐ jī jīn le? tài cǎn le |
| [13:04.68] | You guys will have to get married in, like, a rec center. nǐ men bì xū zài huó dòng zhōng xīn jié hūn le |
| [13:09.42] | Honey, it' s gonna be okay. No, it' s not gonna be okay. qīn ài de, méi guān xì de bù, yǒu guān xì |
| [13:13.49] | No swing band, no lilies. It' s gonna be okay. méi yǒu yuè tuán, méi yǒu bǎi hé nà hěn hǎo a |
| [13:17.63] | I mean, you don' t need to have this... nǐ bù xū yào yǒu zhè zhǒng |
| [13:20.63] | rustic ltalian feast. yì dà lì yě yàn |
| [13:23.73] | You don' t need this custommade... nǐ bù xū yào zhè zhǒng dìng zuò de |
| [13:26.13] | empire waist, duchess satin gown. dì guó shì yāo xiàn, gōng zhǔ xíng sī duàn lǐ fú |
| [13:30.44] | You can wear offtherack. nǐ kě yǐ mǎi xiàn chéng de lǐ fú |
| [13:37.61] | It' s really gonna be okay. zhēn de bú huì yǒu wèn tí de |
| [13:39.35] | The important thing is, we love each other and we' re gonna get married. zhòng yào de shì wǒ men bǐ cǐ xiāng ài, yào jié hūn le |
| [13:43.75] | Do you even understand what " offtherack" means? nǐ zhī bù zhī dào" xiàn chéng de" shì shén me yì sī? |
| [13:49.36] | Why don' t you pay for it yourself? nǐ wèi shí me bù zì jǐ fù qián ne? |
| [13:51.49] | I don' t have any money. zěn me fù? wǒ méi qián |
| [13:53.23] | I have some. How much? wǒ yǒu duō shǎo? |
| [13:55.43] | Well, close to... jiāng jìn yǒu |
| [14:09.28] | Are you kidding me?! How much? nǐ kāi wán xiào?! duō shǎo? |
| [14:11.55] | Enough for wedding scenario A. Really? gòu bàn hūn lǐ jì huà A zhēn de? |
| [14:14.65] | How great are you, you little saver! nǐ zhēn hǎo, nǔ lì cún qián de rén! |
| [14:17.65] | This is exactly the budget of my dream wedding. zhèng shì lǐ xiǎng hūn lǐ de yù suàn |
| [14:20.82] | You guys are so made for each other. nǐ men shì tiān zào dì shè de yī duì |
| [14:24.89] | You' re not suggesting we spend all the money on the wedding? nǐ bú shì yào bǎ suǒ yǒu de qián dōu huā zài hūn lǐ shàng ba? |
| [14:28.56] | Yeah. shì a |
| [14:31.67] | Look, Mon, I' ve been saving this money for six years... wǒ huā le liù nián cún dào zhèi xiē |
| [14:35.57] | and I have some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party. yǒu xiē shì jiāng lái yào yòng de bú shì dōu huā zài yī chǎng yàn huì shàng de |
| [14:40.04] | Wow! Hello, Mr. Chandler. qián dé xiān shēng, nǐ hǎo a |
| [14:46.48] | Sweetie, this is the most special day of our lives. tián xīn, zhè shì wǒ men yī shēng zhōng zuì zhòng yào de yì tiān |
| [14:50.18] | I realize that, honey, but I won' t spend all the money on one party. wǒ zhī dào, tián xīn dàn wǒ bú yào bǎ qián dōu huā zài yī chǎng yàn huì shàng |
| [14:54.32] | Honey, I love you. tián xīn, wǒ ài nǐ |
| [14:56.82] | But if you call our wedding a party one more time... dàn rú guǒ nǐ zài jiào wǒ men de hūn lǐ yī chǎng yàn huì |
| [15:00.49] | you may not get invited. nǐ kě néng bú huì bèi yāo qǐng |
| [15:04.80] | We can always earn more money. We' re only gonna get married once. qián kě yǐ zài zhuàn, wǒ men zhǐ jié hūn yī cì |
| [15:09.00] | I understand, but I have to put my foot down. The answer is no. wǒ liǎo jiě, dàn wǒ fēi cháng jiān jué wǒ de dá àn shì bù |
| [15:14.68] | You' re gonna have to put your foot down? nǐ hěn jiān jué? |
| [15:17.08] | Yes, I am. duì, wǒ shì |
| [15:21.95] | Money and a firm hand. yǒu qián hé yǒu yì zhī jiān dìng de shǒu |
| [15:24.75] | Finally a Chandler I can get onboard with. zhōng yú shì wǒ kě yǐ rèn tóng de qián dé le |
| [15:30.22] | zhōng yāng gōng yuán kā fēi tīng |
| [15:35.93] | Hey, Rach. Joey. hēi, ruì qiū qiáo yī |
| [15:40.13] | Hey, Rach, do you smell smoke? yǒu méi yǒu wén dào yān wèi? |
| [15:43.07] | I get it. Smoke, chimney, chimney sweep. Very funny. Ha, ha. wǒ dǒng le, yān, yān cōng sǎo yān cōng de rén, hěn hǎo xiào |
| [15:48.08] | No, no, I' m serious. You don' t smell it? bù, bù, wǒ shuō zhēn de nǐ méi wén dào? |
| [15:52.28] | Something' s on fire. yǒu dōng xī zháo huǒ le |
| [15:53.75] | I don' t smell anything. wǒ méi wén dào shén me |
| [15:56.15] | You know what? It' s probably just your burning loins. nǐ zhī dào ma? kě néng shì nǐ xióng xióng de |
| [16:04.26] | Hey, what are you guys talking about? Nothing. nǐ men zài jiǎng shén me? méi shén me |
| [16:10.93] | Damn, this coffee' s cold. tǎo yàn, kā fēi lěng le |
| [16:12.97] | Do you mind if I heat this on your loins? kě yǐ zài nǐ shēn shàng jiā wēn yī xià ma? |
| [16:19.17] | You know, I cannot believe you told him. Joey... qiáo yī, nǐ jìng rán gào sù le tā |
| [16:23.38] | I guess you bought that book after we broke up. wǒ cāi nǐ zài wǒ men fēn shǒu hòu mǎi le nà běn shū |
| [16:26.81] | I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. shì a, yīn wèi dì yī běn zài wǒ men jiāo wǎng shí bèi fān làn le |
| [16:31.92] | Oh, yeah? shì ma? |
| [16:33.45] | Well, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines. wǒ men jiāo wǎng shí wǒ kàn le yī dà duī sè qíng zá zhì |
| [16:38.46] | Sup? zěn me yàng? |
| [16:41.10] | Ross, how could you do that to an old man? luó sī, nǐ zěn me kě yǐ nà yàng duì dài yī wèi lǎo xiān shēng? |
| [16:47.67] | Excuse me, ladies. duì bù qǐ, xiǎo jiě men |
| [16:50.47] | I' m sorry? shén me a? |
| [16:52.17] | My massage client. Arthur. wǒ de àn mó kè rén, yà sè |
| [16:54.78] | His daughter said some guy that worked for me... tā nǚ ér shuō tì wǒ gōng zuò de yí ge rén |
| [16:57.91] | gave him a really weird massage. tì tā zuò le hěn qí guài de àn mó |
| [17:00.01] | I gave him an extremely professional massage. wǒ zuò le hěn zhuān yè de àn mó |
| [17:03.52] | He said you poked at him with wooden spoons. tā shuō nǐ yòng mù tāng chí chuō tā |
| [17:06.72] | Okay, so it wasn' t a traditional massage. hǎo ba, bú shì chuán tǒng de àn mó |
| [17:09.72] | But I did give him acupressure with a pair of chopsticks... kě shì wǒ yǒu yòng kuài zi tì tā cì jī xué dào |
| [17:13.03] | and I gently exfoliated him with a mop. wēn hé dì yòng tuō bǎ qù jiǎo zhì |
| [17:19.47] | Well, he' s never coming back. You just cost me 80 a week. tā zài yě bú huì lái le nǐ hài wǒ yī xīng qī shǎo jìn zhàng bā shí yuán |
| [17:23.47] | This is your fault. You didn' t move his appointment. shì nǐ de cuò nǐ méi gēng gǎi tā yuē de shí jiān |
| [17:26.97] | Oh, it' s my fault? You didn' t have to massage him. wǒ de cuò? nǐ bù bì tì tā àn mó de |
| [17:30.14] | You could' ve sent him away. nǐ kě yǐ qǐng tā huí qù de |
| [17:31.95] | You could' ve not rolled Tonka trucks up and down his back. nǐ bù bì yòng wán jù tuī tǔ jī zài tā bèi shàng gǔn lái gǔn qù |
| [17:36.15] | He said he liked that! tā shuō tā hěn xǐ huān! |
| [17:41.16] | You' re right, you' re right. I' m sorry. nǐ duì, nǐ duì, duì bù qǐ |
| [17:44.46] | Dude, what are you massaging an old man for? nǐ gàn ma àn mó yī wèi lǎo xiān shēng? |
| [17:49.83] | His daughter was hot. Gotcha. tā nǚ ér hěn là dǒng le |
| [18:02.08] | Listen... tīng zhe |
| [18:05.41] | I' ve been thinking. wǒ xiǎng guò le |
| [18:07.71] | It' s not fair of me to ask you to spend all your money on our wedding. yào nǐ bǎ suǒ yǒu de qián huā zài hūn lǐ shàng hěn bù gōng píng |
| [18:12.25] | I mean, you work really hard for that. nǐ hěn xīn kǔ cái zhuàn lái de |
| [18:15.52] | Well. Well, you work for that. nǐ zhuàn lái de |
| [18:19.73] | Look, I' ve thought about it too. wǒ yě xiǎng guò le |
| [18:22.60] | I' m sorry. I think we should spend all the money on the wedding. duì bù qǐ, wǒ men yīng gāi bǎ qián huā zài hūn lǐ de |
| [18:28.07] | You do? Yeah, I' m putting my foot down. zhēn de? duì, wǒ hěn jiān jué |
| [18:33.71] | Look, when I proposed, I told you... dāng wǒ qiú hūn shí, wǒ gào sù nǐ |
| [18:36.71] | that I would do anything to make you happy. wǒ huì jìn lì ràng nǐ kuài lè |
| [18:40.31] | And if having the perfect wedding makes you happy... rú guǒ bàn yī chǎng wán měi hūn lǐ néng ràng nǐ kāi xīn |
| [18:43.88] | then that' s what we' re gonna do. wǒ men jiù zhè me zuò |
| [18:46.42] | You are so sweet. nǐ duì wǒ zhēn hǎo |
| [18:53.29] | What about the future and stuff? nà wèi lái zěn me bàn ne? |
| [18:56.10] | Forget about the future and stuff. guǎn tā ne |
| [18:58.67] | So we only have two kids. wǒ men zhǐ shēng liǎng gè jiù hǎo |
| [19:00.27] | We' ll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college. xuǎn yí gè wǒ men zuì xǐ huān de ràng tā qù niàn dà xué |
| [19:05.11] | Have you thought about that? Yeah. nǐ xiǎng guò zhèi xiē? duì |
| [19:07.74] | How many kids were we gonna have? nǐ běn lái yào jǐ gè hái zi? |
| [19:09.78] | Four. A boy, twin girls and another boy. sì gè, yí gè nán hái, yī duì shuāng bāo tāi nǚ ér zài yí gè nán hái |
| [19:15.32] | What else did you think about? nǐ hái xiǎng guò shén me? |
| [19:17.42] | Well, stuff like where we' d live, you know. hái yǒu wǒ men yào zhù de dì fāng |
| [19:20.62] | Like a small place outside the city... xiàng shì zài shì zhōng xīn wài de xiǎo fáng zi |
| [19:23.46] | where our kids could learn to ride their bikes. wǒ men de xiǎo hái kě yǐ xué qí dān chē |
| [19:26.96] | We could have a cat that had a bell on its collar... kě yǐ yǎng zhǐ māo mī bó zi shàng guà zhe líng dāng |
| [19:30.06] | and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. měi cì tā pǎo chū xiǎo mén shí dōu tīng dé jiàn líng shēng |
| [19:34.80] | We' d have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old. zài chē kù shàng gài gè fáng jiān ràng qiáo yī zhōng lǎo |
| [19:44.31] | You know what? nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [19:46.78] | I don' t want a big, fancy wedding. wǒ bú yào yí gè shèng dà de hūn lǐ |
| [19:50.15] | Sure you do. No. nǐ yào de bù |
| [19:53.59] | I want everything that you' ve just said. I want a marriage. wǒ yào nǐ gāng gāng shuō de měi yí yàng dōng xī wǒ yào yí gè hūn yīn |
| [19:59.46] | You sure? nǐ què dìng? |
| [20:03.60] | I love you so much. I love you. wǒ hǎo ài nǐ wǒ ài nǐ |
| [20:12.01] | When you were talking about our future, you said cat. nǐ gāng shuō dào jiāng lái de shí hòu nǐ shuō māo mī |
| [20:16.11] | But you meant dog, right? nǐ zhǐ de shì gǒu, duì bú duì? |
| [20:21.38] | Totally. Good. duì hǎo |
| [20:36.03] | Hello, Zelda. nǐ hǎo, róu dá |
| [20:39.70] | Who are you supposed to be? The vicar. nǐ yòu shì shuí ne? chuán dào zhě |
| [20:43.74] | Do you even know what a vicar is? Like a goalie, right? nǐ zhī dào chuán dào zhě shì shén me ma? xiàng shì gè shǒu mén yuán, duì bú duì? |
| [20:50.04] | Look, that' s enough. qiáo yī, wǒ shì shuō zhēn de, gòu le |
| [20:51.78] | You make stupid jokes and sleazy innuendoes... nǐ lǎo shì kāi zhèi xiē bèn wán xiào hái yǒu wú liáo de àn fěng |
| [20:55.02] | and it' s just not funny anymore. I' m sorry. Rach, I' m sorry. zhēn de shì bù hǎo xiào duì bù qǐ, ruì qiū, duì bù qǐ |
| [21:00.59] | Maybe I could make it up to you by taking you roughly in the barn. yě xǔ wǒ kě yǐ zài gǔ cāng lǐ cū bào dì duì dài nǐ lái bǔ cháng nǐ |
| [21:07.53] | All right, that' s it. You want to do it? Let' s do it. hǎo le, gòu le nǐ xiǎng zuò ma? wǒ men zuò ba |
| [21:13.40] | That' s right. I want to do it with you. méi cuò, wǒ xiǎng hé nǐ zuò |
| [21:17.64] | Been trying to fight it, but you said all the right things. wǒ yī zhí xiǎng kàng jù, dàn nǐ shuō de měi yī jù huà dōu shēn shēn dǎ dòng le wǒ |
| [21:22.58] | I did? wǒ yǒu ma? |
| [21:24.04] | Yeah, I been waiting for so long to get on that body. yǒu, wǒ xiǎng dé dào nǐ de shēn tǐ xiǎng le hǎo jiǔ |
| [21:28.42] | This body? Yeah, that' s right. wǒ de shēn tǐ? duì, méi cuò |
| [21:31.08] | Come on, Joey, sex me up. qiáo yī, fàng mǎ guò lái ba |
| [21:33.32] | You' re starting to sound like the butcher' s wife in chapter seven. nǐ tīng qǐ lái kāi shǐ xiàng dì qī zhāng lǐ de tú fū qī zǐ |
| [21:37.49] | Come on, now. Don' t keep me waiting. Take your clothes off. lái ba, bú yào ràng wǒ děng tuō diào nǐ de yī fú |
| [21:41.70] | But I' d keep that helmet on, because you' re in for a rough ride. dàn liú zhe nǐ de tóu kuī zhè shì yī chǎng kuáng fēng bào yǔ |
| [21:47.13] | I don' t want to. I' m scared. wǒ bú yào, wǒ hǎo hài pà |
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