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What' s the matter? Someone on the subway licked my neck! zěn me le? dā dì tiě shí yǒu rén tiǎn wǒ de bó zi |
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Willy' s still alive! wēi lì hái huó zhe |
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What are you doing? My mom called. nǐ men zài zuò shí mǒ? wǒ mā dǎ diàn huà lái |
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They' re announcing our engagement in the paper. tā men yào dēng bào tōng zhī qīn yǒu wǒ men yào dìng hūn le |
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We' re looking for a good picture. I' m afraid that does not exist. wǒ men zài zhǎo yī zhāng hěn piào liàng de hé zhào kǒng pà nà shi bù kě néng de shì |
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There are great pictures of us. wǒ men hé pāi le hěn duō bù cuò de zhào piān |
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No, there are great pictures of you next to a guy who' s going like this... bù, nǐ zhào de hěn hǎo dàn nǐ páng biān de nán rén shì zhè yàng de |
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Oh, my God, that' s the creep that you' re with at the Statue of Liberty. tiān a, tā jiù shì zài zì yóu nǚ shén xiàng páng gēn nǐ hé zhào de guài tāi |
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I don' t know what it is. I just can' t take a good picture. wǒ bù zhī dào zhè shì zěn me yī huí shì wǒ jiù méi bàn fǎ hǎo hǎo zhào xiàng |
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Here' s a great one. zhè yī zhāng hěn bù cuò |
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Yeah, I' m not in that. No, but look at me, all tan. duì, nà yī zhāng méi yǒu wǒ méi cuò, dàn wǒ quán shēn shài dé hēi liàng |
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Why don' t you get portraits done by a professional photographer? nǐ men wèi shí me bù qǐng zhuān yè shè yǐng shī bāng nǐ men pāi zhào ne? |
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That' s a great idea. I bet they have one of those wind machines. nà shi gè hǎo diǎn zǐ wǒ gǎn shuō tā men yí dìng yǒu dà fēng shàn |
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Yeah, that' s great. Next to that, Chandler won' t look so stupid. nà dí què hěn bàng, zhēn de nà me zuò de huà qián dé yīng gāi kàn qǐ lái bú huì zhè me chǔn |
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Chandler, what do you say? All right, but I' m not going. qián dé, nǐ jué de ne? méi wèn tí, dàn wǒ bù qù |
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" I' m" going. " wǒ" huì qù |
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The One With The Engagement Picture běn jí bō chū: dìng hūn zhào |
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Dude, that reverse layup. xiōng dì, nà yī jì fǎn shǒu tóu lán shuài dāi le |
| [01:45.90] |
And how about those threepointers? Amazing. nèi xiē sān fēn qiú ne? bàng dào bù xíng |
| [01:48.34] |
And those guys were this close to letting us play this time too. zhè cì yě shì jiù chà zhè me yì diǎn nèi xiē jiā huo jiù dā yìng ràng wǒ men shàng chǎng le |
| [01:56.11] |
Hey, look. Phoebe' s talking to Cute Coffeehouse Guy. nǐ men kàn fēi bǐ zài gēn kā fēi tīng shuài gē shuō huà |
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You call him " Cute Coffeehouse Guy"? We call him " Hums While He Pees." nǐ jiào tā" kā fēi tīng shuài gē" ma? wǒ men jiào tā" biān niào biān hēng gē xiān shēng" |
| [02:05.39] |
Yes, and we call Ross " Lingers in the Bathroom." duì, wǒ men jiào luó sī " yù shì lǐ de sī kǎo jiā" |
| [02:09.66] |
Hey, you guys, " Hums While He Pees" just asked me out. dà huǒ men, biān niào biān hēng gē xiān shēng gāng gāng yuē wǒ chū qù |
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I thought that guy was married. He' s getting divorced. wǒ yǐ wéi tā jié hūn le méi cuò, dàn tā zhèng zài bàn lí hūn |
| [02:18.03] |
Ross, maybe you know him. luó sī, huò xǔ nǐ rèn shi tā |
| [02:22.57] |
It' s not a club. zhè yòu bú shì jù lè bù |
| [02:25.04] |
If he' s getting a divorce, is it a good idea to date him? rú guǒ tā zhèng zài bàn lí hūn nǐ jué de gēn tā yuē huì shì dàng ma? |
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Hey, divorced men are not bad men. That' s on the napkins at the club. lí hūn nán rén bú shì huài nán rén tā men bǎ nà jù huà yìn zài jù lè bù de zhǐ jīn shàng |
| [02:34.98] |
I gotta go to work. You don' t have to go for a halfhour. wǒ dé huí qù shàng bān le nǐ hái kě yǐ xiū xī bàn xiǎo shí |
| [02:38.85] |
My assistant, Tag, does situps in the office during lunch. wǒ de zhù lǐ tài gé wǔ cān shí jiān shí huì zài bàn gōng shì zuò yǎng wò qǐ zuò |
| [02:43.89] |
I could just spread him on a cracker. wǒ zhēn de kuài bèi tā mí sǐ le |
| [02:48.83] |
Rach, why would you hire this guy? nǐ zài àn liàn tā wèi shí me hái yào gù yòng tā? |
| [02:51.33] |
You know you can' t date him, right? I know that. nǐ zhī dào nǐ bù néng gēn tā yuē huì, duì ba? duì, wǒ zhī dào |
| [02:54.50] |
We spend so much time together, he should call me his " workwife." wǒ men kāi wán xiào shuō yīn wèi wǒ men cháng cháng zài yì qǐ tā yīng gāi jiào wǒ" gōng zuò shàng de tài tài" |
| [02:59.71] |
Soon he' ll be able to call you " that lady he knew that got fired." hěn kuài dì tā jiù kě yǐ jiào nǐ " nà gè bèi kāi chú de nǚ rén" |
| [03:04.45] |
I won' t get fired, because I' m not gonna act on it. wǒ bú huì bèi kāi chú yīn wèi wǒ bú huì cǎi qǔ xíng dòng |
| [03:07.82] |
You wouldn' t mind if he was dating someone? nǐ bú huì jiè yì tā gēn bié rén yuē huì ba? |
| [03:10.25] |
Why, is he? He is, isn' t he? He' s dating that slut in marketing. zěn me le? tā yǒu ma? tā yǒu, duì ba? tā gēn xíng xiāo bù nà gè nǚ rén yuē huì |
| [03:16.09] |
Maybe I should open a divorced men' s club. huò xǔ wǒ gāi chéng lì yí gè lí hūn nán zǐ jù lè bù |
| [03:19.26] |
Dude, that' s so sad. xiōng dì, nà tài cǎn le |
| [03:21.63] |
I could put a basketball court in the back. wǒ huì zài hòu yuàn shè yí gè lán qiú chǎng |
| [03:25.23] |
Could I play? wǒ néng xià chǎng dǎ qiú ma? |
| [03:32.57] |
Oh, no situps today, Tag? nǐ jīn tiān bù zuò yǎng wò qǐ zuò ma? tài gé |
| [03:35.71] |
I just did them. Well, drop and give me 10 more. wǒ gāng gāng zuò wán zài zuò shí xià ba |
| [03:40.25] |
What? shén me? |
| [03:41.85] |
I had a drink with lunch. wǒ wǔ cān hē le jiǔ |
| [03:45.49] |
Did those cost reports come in? I did them last night. chéng běn bào gào sòng guò lái le ma? wǒ zuó wǎn jiù yǐ jīng guī dàng le |
| [03:49.12] |
Could you make me 4 copies? má fán nǐ bāng wǒ yǐng yìn sì fèn |
| [03:51.13] |
Sure. Great, thank you. méi wèn tí tài bàng le, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [04:13.68] |
Hey, Rachel. Hi, Melissa. What' s up? hāi, ruì qiū hāi, méi lì shā, yǒu shén me shì ma? |
| [04:16.82] |
I' m just about to go out to the store. wǒ zhèng hǎo yào qù xuè pīn |
| [04:21.09] |
Get some stuff to put in my backpack. mǎi xiē dōng xī fàng jìn wǒ de bēi bāo lǐ |
| [04:23.96] |
Dried fruit and granola, and stuff like that. shuǐ guǒ gàn, sù shí mài piàn dà gài jiù shì nà yī lèi de dōng xī |
| [04:27.00] |
What' s up? Is Tag here? yǒu shén me shì ma? tài gé zài ma? |
| [04:29.10] |
No. Why? tā bù zài, zěn me le? |
| [04:30.37] |
I was gonna talk to him about tonight. wǒ yào lái wèn tā jīn wǎn yào bú yào gēn wǒ chū qù |
| [04:33.00] |
Really? You got a little crush on Tag there, do ya? zhēn de ma? nǐ xǐ huān tài gé, duì ba? |
| [04:38.17] |
We' ve been flirting back and forth... wǒ men yī zhí dōu zài méi lái yǎn qù de |
| [04:40.58] |
but I was hoping tonight it would turn into something a little more. dàn wǒ xī wàng jīn wǎn shì qíng néng yǒu diǎn jìn zhǎn |
| [04:44.81] |
Easy there, Melissa. This ain' t a locker room, okay. bié hóu jí, méi lì shā zhè lǐ bú shì gēng yī shì |
| [04:50.72] |
But you know, I remember him saying that he had plans tonight. dàn wǒ jì de tā shuō guò jīn wǎn tā yǐ jīng yǒu yuē le |
| [04:56.36] |
Oh, no. Oh, yeah. bù méi cuò |
| [04:59.53] |
All right, back to work. hǎo ba, kuài huí qù gōng zuò |
| [05:02.13] |
Hey, isn' t that Tag' s backpack? nà bú shì tài gé de bēi bāo ma? |
| [05:05.73] |
I don' t want to be known as the office bitch, but I' ll call your supervisor. wǒ bù xiǎng dāng bàn gōng shì de chòu nǚ rén dàn wǒ huì dǎ diàn huà gěi nǐ zhǔ guǎn |
| [05:17.61] |
Great, that' s great, Monica. Great. tài bàng le, fēi cháng bù cuò, mó nī kǎ |
| [05:21.85] |
Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile? hǎo le, qián dé nǐ néng xiào yí gè ma? |
| [05:24.49] |
Okay. hǎo ba |
| [05:29.19] |
I' m sorry, is the seat uncomfortable? No, I am. duì bù qǐ, nà zhāng yǐ zi hěn bù shū fu ma? bù, shì wǒ hěn bù shū fu |
| [05:33.13] |
Chandler, I know you can do this. You have a beautiful smile. qián dé, wǒ zhī dào nǐ bàn dé dào nǐ xiào qǐ lái hěn shuài |
| [05:36.66] |
I do? Yeah. shì ma? méi cuò |
| [05:41.04] |
Maybe you don' t have to smile. Let' s try something else. huò xǔ nǐ bù bì xiào wǒ men lái shì shì bié de diǎn zǐ |
| [05:45.07] |
Try looking sexy. Okay. shì zhe biǎo xiàn chū xìng gǎn de yàng zi hǎo ba |
| [05:54.18] |
Or not. hái shì bú yào ba |
| [06:00.69] |
Hi, Joey, what are you doing here? qiáo yī, nǐ zài zhè lǐ zuò shí mǒ? |
| [06:03.26] |
I got an audition down the street, and I spilled sauce on my shirt. wǒ yào zài jiē dǐ shì jìng jié guǒ jiàng zhī zhān dào yī fú shàng le |
| [06:08.46] |
You got an extra one? Yeah, sure. nǐ yǒu duō yú de chèn shān ma? dāng rán yǒu |
| [06:14.20] |
Here. ná qù ba |
| [06:15.60] |
Great. tài bàng le |
| [06:17.87] |
You got anything that' s not Ralph Lauren? nǐ yǒu chú le láo fū luó lán wài qí tā pǐn pái de yī fú ma? |
| [06:22.28] |
Yeah, I don' t think so, Joe. yīng gāi méi yǒu, qiáo yī |
| [06:26.18] |
I guess this' ll be fine. wǒ cāi zhè jiàn yīng gāi kě yǐ |
| [06:27.88] |
What are you doing tonight? Nothing. Why? nǐ jīn wǎn yào zuò shí mǒ? méi shì, zěn me le? |
| [06:31.42] |
How would you feel about taking out Tag? I' ll pay. nǐ yào bú yào dài wǒ de zhù lǐ tài gé chū qù wán? wǒ fù qián |
| [06:35.69] |
It' s gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude. yào wǒ gēn nán rén chū qù yuē huì kě dé fù wǒ yī dà bǐ qián |
| [06:41.46] |
I' m not asking you to go on a date with him. wǒ bú shì yào nǐ gēn tā yuē huì |
| [06:44.63] |
Really? Because I could kind of use the money. zhēn de ma? yīn wèi wǒ zhēn de hěn quē qián |
| [06:48.50] |
He' s new in town and he doesn' t have any guy friends. tā gāng bān dào zhè lǐ lái wǒ zhī dào tā méi yǒu nán xìng péng yǒu |
| [06:52.57] |
Take him to a ball game or something. I' d appreciate it. dài tā qù kàn qiú sài huò zuò bié de shì wǒ huì fēi cháng gǎn jī nǐ |
| [06:56.08] |
Yeah, okay, no problem. Thank you. hǎo de, méi wèn tí xiè xiè nǐ |
| [06:58.21] |
Ooh, hey, doughnuts! shì tián tián quān |
| [07:09.09] |
I know. Let' s try a look... wǒ zhī dào, wǒ men lái shì shì kàn |
| [07:12.13] |
of faroff wonderment. chū shén de biǎo qíng |
| [07:14.76] |
Gaze into our future and think about our marriage and the days to come. níng shì wǒ men de wèi lái xiǎng xiǎng wǒ men de hūn yīn gēn yǐ hòu de rì zi |
| [07:25.97] |
Chandler, what is the matter with your face? qián dé, nǐ de liǎn dào dǐ shì zěn me le? |
| [07:29.34] |
This picture should say " Geller and Bing to be married"... zhè zhāng zhào piān yīng gāi yào biǎo dá " gài lēi hé bīn fǔ xǐ shì" de |
| [07:32.51] |
not " Local woman saves drowning moron." bú shì" yīng yǒng nǚ shì mín jiù le kuài yān sǐ de hún dàn" |
| [07:37.29] |
Hey, don' t laugh at him. He' s my drowning moron. hēi, bié xiào tā zhè gè kuài yān sǐ de hún dàn shì wǒ de |
| [07:42.26] |
That' s it, that' s it! Take it, take it! duì le, jiù shì zhè yàng kuài pāi xià lái |
| [07:48.36] |
zhōng yāng gōng yuán kā fēi tīng |
| [07:50.20] |
I like this one. wǒ xǐ huān zhè yī zhāng |
| [07:51.50] |
It seems to say, " I love you and that' s why I have to kill you." tā sì hū shì zài shuō:" wǒ ài nǐ suǒ yǐ wǒ yào shā le nǐ" |
| [07:57.81] |
Can' t all be bad. bú huì quán bù dōu nà me zāo gāo la |
| [07:59.87] |
Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. zhǎo nà zhāng nǐ zhuāng chū shuì yǎn méng lóng de zhào piān |
| [08:03.14] |
There it is. wǒ zhǎo dào le |
| [08:04.35] |
Oh, my God, those are my bedroom eyes? wǒ de tiān a zhè jiù shì wǒ shuì yǎn méng lóng de yàng zi? |
| [08:08.42] |
Why did you ever sleep with me? nǐ wèi shí me yào gēn wǒ tóng chuáng gòng zhěn? |
| [08:11.82] |
Do you really want to pull at that thread? nǐ zhēn de xiǎng tí zhè jiàn shì qíng ma? |
| [08:19.06] |
I' m having a good time. Me too. wǒ zhēn de wán de hěn kāi xīn wǒ yě shì |
| [08:21.40] |
Sorry that guy on the subway licked your neck. hěn bào qiàn dì tiě lǐ nà gè jiā huo tiǎn le nǐ de bó zi |
| [08:25.60] |
No, that' s okay. He' s a friend. bù, méi guān xì, tā shì wǒ men de péng yǒu |
| [08:28.54] |
I don' t mean to be presumptuous... shù wǒ fàng sì |
| [08:30.51] |
but I have tickets to the ballroomdancing finals tomorrow. dàn wǒ yǒu míng tiān guó jì biāo zhǔn wǔ zǒng jué sài de mén piào |
| [08:34.08] |
Yeah, I.. duì, wǒ |
| [08:35.71] |
Well, I missed the semifinals, so I think I would just be lost. wǒ méi yǒu kàn zhǔn jué sài wǒ xiǎng wǒ huì kàn bu dǒng |
| [08:40.95] |
I know it' s lame, but I got these tickets from my boss.. wǒ zhī dào nà zhēn de hěn wú liáo dàn zhèi xiē piào shì wǒ de lǎo bǎn |
| [08:44.35] |
Oh, no, no, no, my God! ō, bù, wǒ de tiān a |
| [08:47.19] |
Okay, don' t freak out. I' ll go. hǎo le, bié dà jīng xiǎo guài, wǒ qù jiù shì |
| [08:49.96] |
It' s my exwife, Whitney. shì wǒ de qián qī huì tè nī |
| [08:51.83] |
I cannot deal with her now. She' s crazy. wǒ xiàn zài méi bàn fǎ miàn duì tā nà gè nǚ rén fēng le |
| [08:54.93] |
Okay, I know. Hold on. hǎo ba, wǒ zhī dào, děng yī xià |
| [08:57.60] |
Hey, Ross. Yeah. hēi, luó sī shén me shì? |
| [08:59.70] |
That' s Whitney, Kyle' s exwife out there. kǎi ěr de qián qī huì tè nī jiù zài wài miàn |
| [09:02.97] |
Do you think you could divert her so we could slip out? nǐ kě yǐ bǎ tā yòu kāi ràng wǒ men tuō shēn ma? |
| [09:06.91] |
What? No. shén me? bù |
| [09:09.98] |
Okay, but I have two tickets to the ballroomdance finals. hǎo ba, dàn wǒ yǒu liǎng zhāng guó jì biāo zhǔn wǔ zǒng jué sài de mén piào |
| [09:14.35] |
I don' t think so, Phoebe. wǒ xiǎng hái shì bú yào ba, fēi bǐ |
| [09:19.55] |
All right, I' ll do it. hǎo ba, wǒ yuàn yì |
| [09:22.59] |
But just because you' re a friend. Okay. dàn nà zhǐ shì yīn wèi nǐ shì wǒ de péng yǒu hǎo ba |
| [09:39.97] |
Hi, Ginger. hāi, dà wǔ wáng |
| [09:42.01] |
I want my key back. wǒ yào ná huí wǒ de yào shi |
| [09:43.88] |
I don' t have it. It' s right there. wǒ méi ná yào shi jiù nà lǐ |
| [09:47.42] |
Okay, Sherlock. hǎo ba, dà zhēn tàn fú ěr mó sī |
| [09:49.78] |
I' m sorry, but you' d better go. duì bù qǐ dàn nǐ zuì hǎo kuài diǎn lí kāi, fēi bǐ |
| [09:52.09] |
I just wanted to thank you for diverting Kyle' s ex. wǒ zhǐ shì yào xiè xiè nǐ bāng wǒ men yòu kāi kǎi ěr de qián qī |
| [09:55.42] |
You' re welcome. We' ll talk about it later. bié kè qi, dāi huì zài tán |
| [10:00.09] |
Hi, Whitney. Hi, Ross. hāi, huì tè nī hāi, luó sī |
| [10:03.63] |
Are you ready for breakfast? Yep. nǐ zhǔn bèi hǎo yào qù chī zǎo cān le ma? shì de |
| [10:08.10] |
Kyle' s exwife? You were supposed to divert her, not date her. kǎi ěr de qián qī? nǐ yīng gāi yào yòu kāi tā bú shì gēn tā yuē huì |
| [10:13.31] |
Can you give me a second while I talk to this woman... nǐ néng bù néng děng wǒ yī xià? wǒ dé gēn zhè gè nǚ rén tán yī tán |
| [10:16.91] |
who, by the way, did not spend the night? ér qiě, tā méi yǒu zài zhè lǐ guò yè |
| [10:20.21] |
Sure. Okay. méi wèn tí hǎo ba |
| [10:24.82] |
I did divert her, and we ended up having a great time, okay? wǒ dí què yòu kāi tā le hòu lái wǒ men wán de hěn kāi xīn, hǎo ma? |
| [10:28.69] |
Watching ballroom dancing? nǐ men yì qǐ qù kàn biāo zhǔn wǔ bǐ sài? |
| [10:30.49] |
Yes, that' s where we realized we were both super cool people. duì, nà shí wǒ men fā xiàn shì shí shàng wǒ men dōu kù dāi le |
| [10:34.96] |
Look, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her. tīng zhe, kǎi ěr gào sù wǒ tā yǒu xiē hěn chà jìn de quē diǎn |
| [10:39.17] |
Like what? pì rú shuō ne? |
| [10:40.30] |
Like she' s really mean, and she' s overly critical and.. pì rú shuō tā hěn wú qíng tā xǐ huān chuī máo qiú cī |
| [10:44.34] |
She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you. tā huì bù jīng guò nǐ de tóng yì bǎ fáng jiān qī chéng hěn míng liàng de yán sè |
| [10:51.08] |
Okay. hǎo ba |
| [10:52.85] |
And she uses sex as a weapon. tā hái huì bǎ xìng dàng chéng wǔ qì |
| [10:56.08] |
Thank you for warning me. xiè xiè nǐ de jǐng gào |
| [10:57.69] |
At breakfast, I' ll be on alert for room painting and sex weapons. chī zǎo cān shí wǒ huì zhù yì yóu qī gēn xìng wǔ qì |
| [11:03.96] |
You' re still gonna go out with her? Yeah. nǐ hái shì yào gēn tā yuē huì? duì |
| [11:06.73] |
Well, didn' t you hear what I just said? nǐ méi yǒu tīng dào gāng gāng wǒ shuō de huà ma? |
| [11:09.46] |
Phoebe, come on. I mean, consider the source. fēi bǐ, shǎo lái le nǐ de xiāo xi lái yuán yǒu wèn tí |
| [11:12.67] |
Of course her exhusband' s gonna say that stuff. Now if you' ll excuse me. tā de qián fū dāng rán huì nà me shuō qǐng nǐ lí kāi le la |
| [11:16.77] |
Listen to me, she is crazy! tīng wǒ shuō, tā fēng le |
| [11:20.21] |
Your door isn' t soundproof. nǐ de mén méi yǒu gé yīn gōng néng |
| [11:25.11] |
You see? Nothing is good enough for her. kàn dào le ba? tā jiù shì ài tiāo tī |
| [11:32.42] |
Morning. Hi, Tag. zǎo ān hāi, tài gé |
| [11:34.49] |
Did you have fun with Joey? Yeah, we went to the Knicks game. zuó wǎn nǐ gēn qiáo yī wán dé kāi xīn ma? duì, wǒ men qù kàn ní kè duì bǐ sài |
| [11:39.59] |
That' s nice. nà zhēn de tài bàng le |
| [11:41.13] |
Then we went to a bar, and he hooked us up with all these women. rán hòu wǒ men qù jiǔ bā wán tā bāng wǒ men pào shàng hǎo duō nǚ rén |
| [11:47.77] |
Women? You mean, like old women? nǚ rén? nǐ shì shuō lǎo nǚ rén? |
| [11:51.81] |
Kind of old, like 30. yǒu diǎn lǎo, dà gài sān shí suì |
| [12:00.61] |
I never used to be able to talk to girls in bars... wǒ yǐ qián méi bàn fǎ zài jiǔ bā lǐ gēn nǚ rén liáo tiān |
| [12:03.92] |
but I got like 20 phone numbers last night. dàn zuó wǎn wǒ jiù ná dào le èr shí gè diàn huà hào mǎ |
| [12:08.12] |
That' s great. nà zhēn de shì tài bàng le |
| [12:11.79] |
Joey must have really taught you some stuff. qiáo yī zhēn de jiào huì nǐ yī xiē shì |
| [12:14.60] |
A little. méi cuò |
| [12:17.30] |
How you doing? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [12:27.04] |
See? That' s a great smile. Easy, natural. kàn ba? nà gè xiào róng fēi cháng càn làn fàng qīng sōng, zì rán yì diǎn |
| [12:31.95] |
Now pretend I have a camera. xiàn zài jiǎ zhuāng wǒ shǒu shàng ná le zhào xiàng jī |
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You' re changing it. I can' t help it. nǐ de xiào róng biàn le wǒ kòng zhì bù liǎo zì jǐ |
| [12:38.49] |
You want to know what I do when I take resume shots? nǐ xiǎng zhī dào wǒ dōu shì zěn me pāi shā lóng zhào de ma? |
| [12:42.16] |
Borrow money from me? nǐ gēn wǒ jiè qián? |
| [12:44.76] |
Yeah. Okay, first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. duì, hǎo ba, shǒu xiān nǐ dé zhuāng chū zì rán de yàng zi |
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So here' s what I do. I look down, look down, keep looking down. wǒ dōu shì zhè me zuò de, wǒ huì dī tóu dī tóu, jì xù dī tóu |
| [12:54.67] |
Then I look up. rán hòu tái tóu |
| [12:58.94] |
See? Now you try. kàn dào méi? xiàn zài nǐ lái shì shì kàn |
| [13:00.78] |
Look down. You' re looking down. Keep looking down. dī tóu, dī tóu, jì xù dī tóu |
| [13:04.28] |
Why is there jelly on your shoe? nǐ de xié zǐ shàng wèi shí me huì yǒu guǒ jiàng? |
| [13:07.21] |
I had a donut. wǒ chī le tián tián quān |
| [13:12.42] |
So, I heard you had some fun with Tag last night. tīng shuō zuó wǎn nǐ gēn tài gé wán de hěn kāi xīn |
| [13:15.79] |
Yeah, he' s all right. duì, nà jiā huo hái bù cuò |
| [13:17.29] |
Yeah, and you had fun teaching him how to be all " Joey." duì, nǐ hěn gāo xìng jiào tā zěn me dāng" qiáo yī" |
| [13:22.40] |
What? You know, all the women. shén me? nǐ zhī dào de, pào mǎ zǐ |
| [13:24.70] |
You can' t teach someone to be good with women. nǐ méi bàn fǎ jiào bié rén zěn me pào mǎ zǐ |
| [13:27.80] |
That' s why I never had any luck with Chandler. suǒ yǐ wǒ gēn qián dé chū qù lǎo shì pào bú dào mǎ zǐ |
| [13:35.78] |
I' m right here. wǒ zài zhè lǐ yé |
| [13:39.65] |
Would you mind just not going out with him again? nǐ néng bù néng bié zài gēn tā yì qǐ chū qù? |
| [13:42.78] |
Just the idea of you and he and all these women.. jiù shì nǐ gēn tā yì qǐ qù pào mǎ zǐ |
| [13:46.32] |
I know he' s my assistant, and we can' t date! wǒ zhī dào tā shì wǒ de zhù lǐ wǒ bù néng gēn tā yuē huì |
| [13:48.99] |
But it bothers me, all right? dàn zhè zhēn de ràng wǒ hěn kùn rǎo, hǎo ma? |
| [13:50.89] |
No, no, no, you can' t take him away from me. bù, nǐ bù néng qiǎng zǒu tā |
| [13:53.79] |
I got a great partner to pick up girls with. Finally! wǒ zhōng yú zhǎo dào yí gè kě yǐ gēn wǒ yì qǐ qù pào mǎ zǐ de pāi dàng |
| [14:01.80] |
I' m still right here. wǒ hái zài zhè lǐ yé |
| [14:04.84] |
Will you talk to him... zhì shǎo nǐ kě yǐ gēn tā tán yī tán |
| [14:06.61] |
and tell him how unsatisfying this datingtonsofwomen thing is? gào sù tā gēn yī dà duī nǚ rén yuē huì jì kōng xū yòu dé bú dào mǎn zú |
| [14:12.15] |
What? shén me? |
| [14:14.82] |
I don' t want him to meet anybody until I' m over my crush. zài wǒ jié shù duì tā de àn liàn zhī qián wǒ bú yào tā gēn rèn hé rén yuē huì |
| [14:18.49] |
I will get over it. wǒ huì wàng jì tā de |
| [14:19.95] |
It' s not like I love him. It' s just physical. wǒ bìng bù ài tā nà zhǐ shì ròu tǐ shàng de xī yǐn lì |
| [14:23.09] |
I get these crushes all the time. I had a crush on you at first. wǒ cháng cháng zhè yàng àn liàn nán rén gāng rèn shi nǐ shí wǒ jiù àn liàn guò nǐ |
| [14:27.26] |
I know. Monica told me. wǒ zhī dào, mó nī kǎ gēn wǒ shuō guò |
| [14:30.80] |
Did you have a crush on me when we first met? wǒ men gāng rèn shi shí nǐ àn liàn guò wǒ ma? |
| [14:35.97] |
Yeah, sure. duì, yǒu a |
| [14:41.24] |
Can you people not see me? nán dào nǐ men jiù shì kàn bú dào wǒ ma? |
| [14:46.88] |
Will you talk to him? nǐ néng gēn tā tán tán ma? |
| [14:48.48] |
I don' t know, Rach. I' ll give you 10 Ralph Lauren shirts. wǒ bù zhī dào, ruì qiū wǒ huì sòng nǐ shí jiàn láo fū luó lán de chèn shān |
| [14:52.62] |
One. yī jiàn |
| [14:54.15] |
No, 10. You said 10. You can' t take that back. bù, shí jiàn, nǐ shuō shí jiàn nǐ bù néng fǎn huǐ |
| [15:04.87] |
You wanted to talk to me? nǐ yǒu shì yào gēn wǒ tán? |
| [15:06.67] |
I don' t know. You got something for me? wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ ná le dōng xī lái gěi wǒ ma? |
| [15:09.14] |
Yeah, this is from Rachel. duì, zhè shì ruì qiū yào gěi nǐ de |
| [15:14.04] |
Ten. Okay. shí jiàn, hǎo ba |
| [15:17.04] |
Tag, there' s such a thing as too many women. tài gé, gēn tài duō nǚ rén yuē huì shì bù hǎo de |
| [15:19.98] |
Really? Yeah, for you. zhēn de ma? duì nǐ lái shuō shì de |
| [15:28.19] |
Hey, there you are. There I am. hēi, nǐ lái le wǒ lái le |
| [15:30.72] |
You okay? Yeah, Joey said I needed to relax. nǐ méi shì ba? méi shì, qiáo yī shuō wǒ xū yào fàng qīng sōng |
| [15:34.43] |
So he gave me an antihistamine. tā gěi wǒ chī kàng zǔ àn yào |
| [15:36.90] |
What? shén me? |
| [15:38.17] |
I fell asleep on the subway and went to Brooklyn. wǒ dā dì tiě shí shuì zháo le jié guǒ dào le bù lǔ kè lín |
| [15:40.94] |
Brooklyn is far. bù lǔ kè lín hǎo yuǎn |
| [15:44.57] |
What were you thinking? nǐ zài xiǎng shén me? |
| [15:46.04] |
But don' t worry, because I know how to take a picture now. bié dān xīn yīn wèi xiàn zài wǒ zhī dào yào zěn me pāi zhào le |
| [15:50.68] |
Okay, see. Look down. hǎo le, kàn ba, dī tóu |
| [15:54.08] |
Look down. dī tóu |
| [15:56.38] |
Look down. dī tóu |
| [16:03.89] |
Chandler? Yeah? qián dé shén me shì? |
| [16:11.40] |
Hi. Hi. hāi hāi |
| [16:14.03] |
How are things going with Crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet? nǐ gēn fēng pó zǐ hái hǎo ba? tā bǎ nǐ de tù zi ná qù zhǔ le ma? |
| [16:19.07] |
Listen, you are hearing one side of the story. Okay? tīng zhe, nǐ zhǐ tīng dào piàn miàn zhī cí, hǎo ma? |
| [16:22.61] |
FYI, she must have shown Kyle over 30 paint samples... hái yǒu, tā ná le sān shí fèn yóu qī yàng běn gěi kǎi ěr kàn |
| [16:26.48] |
before she painted that room. zhī hòu tā cái dòng shǒu qī fáng jiān |
| [16:29.55] |
And his response to each one was, " I don' t give a tiny rat' s ass." tā duì měi yī fèn yàng běn de fǎn yìng shì " wǒ yì diǎn dōu bù zài hu" |
| [16:34.76] |
Maybe she should have spent a little less time decorating... huò xǔ tā gāi shǎo huā diǎn shí jiān zài zhuāng huáng shàng |
| [16:38.09] |
and a little more time in the bedroom. duō huā yì diǎn shí jiān zài wò shì lǐ |
| [16:40.93] |
I don' t think we are going to have that problem... wǒ xiǎng wǒ men bú huì yǒu nà yàng de wèn tí |
| [16:43.66] |
but maybe it' s because I am not emotionally unavailable. dàn huò xǔ nà shi yīn wèi wǒ bú huì lìn yú fù chū gǎn qíng |
| [16:48.50] |
You think he' s emotionally unavailable? nǐ rèn wéi tā lìn yú fù chū gǎn qíng? |
| [16:50.50] |
I think he can be. wǒ xiǎng yǒu nà gè kě néng |
| [16:53.51] |
Maybe he wouldn' t be... rú guǒ tā méi yǒu |
| [16:54.98] |
if she didn' t bring the office home every night. měi wǎn bǎ gōng shì dài huí jiā zuò huò xǔ tā jiù bú huì nà yàng zi |
| [16:57.58] |
Excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life. nǐ dé yuán liàng tā zhī dào gāi zěn me miàn duì tā de shēng huó |
| [17:01.12] |
Well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Year' s Eve 1997. tā dí què zhī dào tā zài 1997 nián chú xī zuò le shén me |
| [17:06.12] |
I knew you were going to throw that in my face! wǒ jiù zhī dào nǐ huì nà me shuō |
| [17:09.79] |
That was three years ago. She apologized and apologized. nà shi sān nián qián de shì tā yī zài dì dào qiàn |
| [17:13.79] |
What more do you want?! nǐ hái xiǎng zěn me yàng? |
| [17:16.46] |
We want the last 6 years back! wǒ men yào zhǎo huí liù nián de shí guāng |
| [17:19.13] |
So do we! So do we! wǒ men yě shì |
| [17:26.77] |
I' m sorry you had to see that. hěn bào qiàn ràng nǐ men kàn zhè yī mù |
| [17:32.68] |
Morning, Rachel. Hi. zǎo ān, ruì qiū hāi |
| [17:34.82] |
Hey, so, what' d you do last night? zuó wǎn nǐ zuò le shén me? |
| [17:37.32] |
Went out with Joey. Yeah? wǒ gēn qiáo yī chū qù shì ma? |
| [17:39.22] |
Another night of birddogging the chicas? nǐ men yòu qù pào niū le? |
| [17:43.52] |
No, we had a really good talk. bù, wǒ men zuò xià lái cháng tán |
| [17:47.69] |
I don' t think I' ll do the bar scene anymore. wǒ xiǎng wǒ bú huì zài qù jiǔ bā pào nǚ rén le |
| [17:50.33] |
Wow, I did not see that coming. wǒ méi xiǎng dào nǐ huì nà me shuō |
| [17:53.97] |
It' s just not really who I am. nà bú shì zhēn zhèng de wǒ |
| [17:56.00] |
I' ve always been happier when.. Why am I telling you this? wǒ yī zhí dōu hěn kuài lè, dāng wǒ wèi shí me yào gào sù nǐ zhè jiàn shì? |
| [18:00.31] |
You don' t care about this stuff. Yes, I do. nǐ bú huì guān xīn zhè zhǒng shì bù, wǒ hěn guān xīn |
| [18:04.51] |
You were saying, " I' m happier when I..." gāng gāng nǐ shuō " wǒ yī zhí dōu hěn kuài lè, dāng" |
| [18:07.58] |
When I' m in a relationship. dāng wǒ tán liàn ài shí |
| [18:09.38] |
I love having a girlfriend. Really? wǒ xǐ huān nǚ péng yǒu péi zài shēn biān zhēn de ma? |
| [18:12.39] |
Someone I can spoil, you know. wǒ kě yǐ hǎo hǎo chǒng ài tā |
| [18:14.32] |
Spoil? chǒng ài? |
| [18:18.56] |
Let me ask you something. wǒ yào wèn nǐ yī jiàn shì |
| [18:21.10] |
Do you believe there' s one perfect person for everyone? nǐ xiāng xìn wǒ men dōu zài xún zhǎo lìng yī bàn ma? |
| [18:24.77] |
I' m starting to. wǒ kāi shǐ xiāng xìn le |
| [18:27.73] |
If that person' s in your life you should do something? rú guǒ nà gè rén yǐ jīng chū xiàn zài nǐ de shēng mìng zhòng nǐ yīng gāi nǔ lì qù zhēng qǔ ma? |
| [18:30.87] |
Yes. Hell, yes. duì, dāng rán |
| [18:33.11] |
All right, then, it' s settled. hǎo ba, nà me wǒ jiù ān xīn le |
| [18:35.21] |
I' m getting back together with my exgirlfriend. I would love to! wǒ yào gēn wǒ qián nǚ yǒu fù hé wǒ yuàn yì |
| [18:39.18] |
What? shén me? |
| [18:44.59] |
Hello? wèi? |
| [18:47.89] |
This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. wǒ yīng gāi huì tán shàng yī zhèn zi, duì bù qǐ |
| [18:51.93] |
Yeah. duì |
| [18:53.56] |
Yeah. duì |
| [19:06.57] |
My God! wǒ de tiān a |
| [19:09.78] |
Oh, I' m sorry. Is that annoying? duì bù qǐ, chǎo dào nǐ le ma? |
| [19:12.01] |
And speaking of being selfish in bed, how' s Whitney? shuō dào zài chuáng shàng hěn zì sī huì tè nī hái hǎo ma? |
| [19:16.65] |
Maybe she wouldn' t have to be selfish in bed... huò xǔ tā bù bì zài chuáng shàng hěn zì sī |
| [19:19.75] |
if someone else knew where everything was. rú guǒ lìng yí ge rén zhī dào nǎ lǐ shì nǎ lǐ |
| [19:23.12] |
Oh, he knows. tā dí què zhī dào |
| [19:25.76] |
For the most part. dà bù fèn la |
| [19:29.53] |
Oh, hey. Good, you' re both here. hēi, tài hǎo le, nǐ men liǎng gè dōu zài |
| [19:32.53] |
We kind of need to talk. wǒ men dé tán yī tán |
| [19:34.43] |
Both of you together? What' s up? nǐ men liǎng gè zài yì qǐ? zěn me le? |
| [19:36.94] |
Well, I went over to Kyle' s last night to pick up a few things... zuó wǎn wǒ dào kǎi ěr jiā ná yī xiē dōng xī |
| [19:41.31] |
and we got to reminiscing. wǒ men huí yì le yī xiē wǎng shì |
| [19:44.28] |
We talked most of the night... jī hū tán le yī zhěng gè wǎn shàng |
| [19:46.11] |
and realized the reason we' re angry with each other... wǒ men míng bái wǒ men huì zhè me qì duì fāng |
| [19:49.98] |
is because there are still feelings there. shì yīn wèi wǒ men hái duì bǐ cǐ yǒu gǎn jué |
| [19:54.19] |
So... suǒ yǐ |
| [19:58.09] |
Oh, just say it, Kyle! ō, kuài shuō ba, kǎi ěr |
| [20:02.96] |
We' re gonna try again. wǒ men yào zài shì yī cì |
| [20:04.97] |
What about her whining, and her constant need for attention? nǐ bú shì shuō tā ài bào yuàn cháng cháng yào rén zhù yì tā ma? |
| [20:08.80] |
I' ll work on that. wǒ huì nǔ lì tiáo zhěng zì jǐ |
| [20:10.17] |
Right, because you' re so capable of change. duì, yīn wèi nǐ hěn shàn biàn |
| [20:14.01] |
You know, he hums when he pees. nǐ zhī dào de, tā huì biān niào biān hēng gē |
| [20:18.11] |
I do know. Makes him miss the bowl, but whatever. wǒ zhī dào suǒ yǐ tā dōu niào bù zhǔn, dàn nà bù zhòng yào |
| [20:23.45] |
We' re so sorry. wǒ men hěn bào qiàn |
| [20:26.09] |
That' s all right. We don' t need you. I' m over it already. méi guān xì, wǒ men bù xū yào nǐ men wǒ yǐ jīng wàng le zhè jiàn shì |
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Yeah, and I don' t even give a tiny rat' s ass. duì, wǒ gēn běn yì diǎn dōu bù zài hu |
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Yeah, we' re gonna go. wǒ men dé zǒu le |
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I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
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Phoebe, you were right about her. fēi bǐ, nǐ méi yǒu kàn cuò tā |
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You know, she did try to use sex as a weapon. tā dí què shì tú bǎ xìng dàng chéng wǔ qì |
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Yeah, I hurt my back a little. wǒ de bèi zhēn de hǎo tòng |
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You know, he hums while he does other stuff too. tā zuò qí tā shì shí, yě huì hēng gē |
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We' re better off without them. méi yǒu tā men, wǒ men néng guò de gèng hǎo |
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Even if they break up again, you better not let him in your sad men' s club. jiù suàn tā men zài fēn shǒu, qiān wàn bié ràng tā jiā rù nǐ de shāng xīn nán zǐ jù lè bù |
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Divorced men' s club. Potayto, potahto. shì lí hūn nán rén jù lè bù yǒu shén me bù yí yàng ne |
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Hey, check it out. dà jiā kuài lái kàn |
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My mom sent me the paper. Let' s see it. wǒ mā bǎ bào zhǐ jì gěi wǒ wǒ men lái qiáo qiáo |
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Oh, yeah, that looks good. You make a very attractive couple. kàn qǐ lái bù cuò nǐ men kàn qǐ lái hěn pèi |
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Yeah, we look great together. We really do. duì, wǒ men shì tiān shēng yī duì yì diǎn dōu méi cuò |
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Okay. hǎo ba |
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Imagine what our kids would look like. xiǎng xiàng yī xià wǒ men de hái zi huì shì shén me mú yàng |
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We don' t have to imagine. wǒ men bù bì xiǎng xiàng |
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I' m marrying her. wǒ yào qǔ tā |
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We' ll just see. zǒu zhe qiáo ba |