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Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. No, no, no. dà jiā hǎo, gǎn ēn jié kuài lè bù |
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Are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year? bù néng ràng dà jiā zhī dào jīn nián yǒu gǎn ēn jié ma? |
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We' re playing a game I learned. wǒ men zhèng zài wán yí gè yóu xì |
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You have to name all the states in six minutes. nǐ dé zài liù fēn zhōng nèi xiě chū měi guó gè zhōu zhōu míng |
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What? That' s like insanely easy. shén me? nà tài róng yì le |
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It' s harder than it sounds. You always forget one. shì shí shàng zhè gè yóu xì hěn nán nǐ zǒng shì huì lòu diào yí gè |
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Or in some cases, 14. mǒu xiē rén huì lòu diào shí sì gè |
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It' s stupid and I wasn' t playing with people, so technically, I didn' t lose. zhè tài chǔn le, wǒ méi yǒu gēn rèn hé rén wán suǒ yǐ jì shù shàng lái shuō wǒ méi shū |
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You forgot 14 states? nǐ wàng le shí sì zhōu de zhōu míng? |
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Nobody cares about the Dakotas! méi yǒu rén zài hu nán běi dá kē tā zhōu |
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Okay, time' s up. hǎo le, shí jiān dào |
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All right, I got 48. hǎo le, wǒ xiě chū sì shí bā zhōu |
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That' s not bad. Phoebe? hái bù cuò, fēi bǐ |
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I got tired of naming states, so I listed the types of celery. wǒ yàn juàn le xiě zhōu míng suǒ yǐ jué dìng xiě chū gè zhǒng qín cài de míng zì |
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And I have one, regular celery. wǒ xiě le yí gè, pǔ tōng qín cài |
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So Rachel' s got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in... ruì qiū xiě chū sì shí bā zhōu fēi bǐ zài shū cài míng chēng fāng miàn |
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vegetables. Joey? chēng bà, qiáo yī ne? |
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Say hello to the new champ of Chandler' s dumb states game. gēn qián dé de yú chǔn zhōu míng yóu xì xīn guàn jūn dǎ shēng zhāo hū ba |
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Wow, how many you got? Fiftysix. wa, nǐ xiě le jǐ gè? wǔ shí liù ge |
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The One Where Chandler Doesn' t Like Dogs běn jí bō chū: qián dé bù ài gǒu |
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Hey, how is New England not a state? xīn yīng gé lán wèi shí me bú shì yī zhōu? |
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They have a sports team. tā men yǒu tǐ yù dài biǎo duì |
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Does South Oregon have a sports team? nán ào lēi gāng yǒu tǐ yù dài biǎo duì ma? |
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There you go. duì la |
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Why one extra place setting? wèi shí me duō le yī fù cān jù? |
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You invited your assistant. nǐ yāo le nǐ de zhù lǐ guò lái |
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Oh, right, sorry. Tag' s not coming. duì le, bào qiàn, tài gé bù lái le |
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His girlfriend came into town, so he' s with her. tā nǚ péng yǒu lái le suǒ yǐ tā dé qù péi tā |
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Why didn' t you tell me? nǐ wèi shí me méi yǒu gào sù wǒ? |
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I made him his own sweet potato stuffed pumpkin. wǒ bāng tā zuò le zhuān shǔ de tián mǎ líng shǔ niàng nán guā |
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I was going to, but then I figured... wǒ běn lái xiǎng shuō, dàn wǒ xiǎng |
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your food is so delicious and perfect... nǐ zuò de cài jì hǎo chī yòu hǎo kàn |
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you can never have too many of those pumpkin things. wǒ xiǎng duō chī yì diǎn nǐ zuò de nán guā |
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You' d think I wouldn' t enjoy that since it' s so fake, but I still do. nǐ yǐ wéi nǐ shuō de tài jiǎ, wǒ huì bù xiāng xìn dàn wǒ hái shì jué de hěn gāo xìng |
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Regular celery! pǔ tōng qín cài |
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I already have that. wǒ yǐ jīng xiě le |
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Done... hǎo le |
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with time to spare. shí jiān hái shèng xià hěn duō |
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This may be a new world' s record. I hate to lecture you guys... zhè kě néng shì xīn shì jiè jì lù wǒ tǎo yàn duì nǐ men shuō jiào |
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but it' s disgraceful that a group of welleducated adults... dàn zhè zhēn de shì tài diū liǎn le yī qún shòu guò liáng hǎo jiào yù de chéng nián rén |
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and Joey can' t name all the states. gēn qiáo yī, wú fǎ xiě chū quán bù de zhōu míng |
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You ever see a map or one of those round colorful things called a globe? nǐ men kàn guò dì tú, huò shì yuán yuán ér qiě sè cǎi xiān yàn jiào zuò" dì qiú yí" de dōng xī ma? |
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Magellan? You got 46 states. mài zhé lún xiān shēng? nǐ zhǐ dá duì le sì shí liù zhōu |
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What? That' s impossible. Fortysix. shén me? nà shi bù kě néng de sì shí liù zhōu |
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Well, who' s welleducated now, Mr. IForgotTenStates? nà gè shòu guò liáng hǎo jiào yù xiě bù chū shèng xià shí zhōu zhōu míng de rén shì shuí? |
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I' m going to go turn on Joey' s oven. wǒ yào jiè yòng qiáo yī de kǎo xiāng |
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Please, watch him. Do not let Joey eat any of the food. bài tuō kàn hǎo tā bié ràng qiáo yī tōu chī dōng xī |
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I am only one man. wǒ zhǐ yǒu yí ge rén |
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Okay, time is up. Now, just give me another minute. hǎo le, shí jiān dào zài gěi wǒ yī fēn zhōng |
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If you don' t know them by now, you never will, okay? rú guǒ xiàn zài xiǎng bù chū lái nǐ yǒng yuǎn dōu xiǎng bù chū lái, hǎo ma? |
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That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself. nà jiù shì zhè gè yóu xì hǎo wán de dì fāng tā huì ràng nǐ xiǎng yào shā le zì jǐ |
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This is crazy. I can do this. zhè tài fēng kuáng le, wǒ yí dìng dá dé chū lái |
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All right, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner. hǎo ba, wǒ gǎn shuō wǒ néng zài chī wǎn cān qián xiě chū wǔ shí zhōu de zhōu míng |
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Okay, but if you can' t, no dinner. hǎo ba, dàn nǐ xiě bù chū lái jiù bù néng chī wǎn cān |
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You' re on. jiù zhè me shuō dìng le |
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Don' t look at my list, because there' s a lot on there that you don' t have. bié tōu kàn wǒ xiě de dá àn lǐ miàn yǒu hěn duō nǐ xiě bù chū lái de zhōu míng |
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Did you know your oven doesn' t work? nǐ zhī dào nǐ de kǎo xiāng huài le ma? |
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The drawer full of takeout menus is okay, right? zhuāng mǎn wài sòng cài dān de chōu tì méi huài ba? |
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Ross, I' m gonna use yours. luó sī, wǒ yào jiè yòng nǐ de kǎo xiāng |
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Chandler, give me a hand. qián dé, kuài lái bāng wǒ |
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Joey, do not let Ross look at maps or the globe in your apartment. qiáo yī, bié ràng luó sī tōu kàn dì tú huò nǐ jiā de dì qiú yí |
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Don' t worry. It' s not a globe of the United States. bié dān xīn, nà yòu bú shì měi guó de dì qiú yí |
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I' m gonna go out and take a walk. wǒ yào qù sàn gè bù |
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Phoebe, why is your bag moving? fēi bǐ, nǐ de bāo bāo wèi shí me zài dòng? |
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Oh, it' s not. Seriously, it' s moving. cái méi yǒu tā zhēn de zài dòng |
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What the hell' s in there? It' s just my knitting. That' s all. lǐ miàn zhuāng le shén me dōng xī? zhǐ shì wǒ de bàng zhēn ér yǐ |
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Yes, I knit this. duì, wǒ zhī le zhè gè |
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I' m very good. wǒ zhēn de hěn lì hài |
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Ross' apartment is nice. Why don' t we hang out here? luó sī de gōng yù hěn piào liàng wèi shí me wǒ men cóng bù lái zhè lǐ hùn? |
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Maybe because it smells weird. huò xǔ shì yīn wèi tā yǒu gè guài wèi dào |
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It' s like old pumpkins or something. yǒu diǎn xiàng shì fàng le hěn jiǔ de nán guā wèi |
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That' s my pie. Which smells delicious. nà shi wǒ de pài zhè gè wèi dào hǎo xiāng |
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Uhoh. Uhoh. What? wō wō zěn me le? |
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We left Joey alone with the food. wǒ men ràng qiáo yī gēn shí wù dú chǔ |
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Yep, yep, I knew it. méi cuò, wǒ jiù zhī dào |
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There he is... tā zài |
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feeding stuffing to a dog! ná xiàn liào wèi xiǎo gǒu chī |
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Hi, GellerBing residence. How can I help? nǐ hǎo, zhè lǐ shì gài lēi jí bīn de jiā yǒu shén me shì ma? |
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Why is a dog in our apartment? wèi shí me wǒ men jiā huì yǒu gǒu? |
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I' m sorry, who' s this? duì bù qǐ, nǐ shì shuí? |
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There' s a dog sitting on my couch. yǒu zhǐ gǒu zuò zài wǒ de shā fā shàng |
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Tell her I' m allergic, and I will sue! gào sù tā wǒ duì gǒu guò mǐn, wǒ huì gào tā |
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There' s no dog here. There is! zhè lǐ méi yǒu gǒu bù, zhēn de yǒu |
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He' s black and white and shaggy. tā shì hēi bái xiāng jiàn, ér qiě máo hěn zhǎng |
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He' s sitting next to Rachel and licking her hand. tā jiù zuò zài ruì qiū páng biān zhèng zài tiǎn tā de shǒu |
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Oh, my God! Where are you? wǒ de tiān a, nǐ zài nǎ lǐ? |
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I' ll be right there. wǒ mǎ shàng huí qù |
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They' re here already? How are they doing this?! tā men yǐ jīng huí lái le? tā men zěn me bàn dào de? |
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Hi, Tag. What are you doing here? hāi, tài gé nǐ lái zhè lǐ zuò shí mǒ? |
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I wanted to see if your offer was still good. wǒ xiǎng zhī dào nǐ de yāo qǐng shì bú shì hái yǒu xiào |
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Well, sure. Come in. dāng rán, kuài jìn lái |
| [06:03.46] |
Well, what happened to your girlfriend? nǐ nǚ péng yǒu ne? |
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We kind of broke up this morning. jīn tiān zǎo shàng wǒ men fēn shǒu le |
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Oh, I' m sorry. Yeah, so she went back to Ohio. wǒ hěn yí hàn suǒ yǐ tā huí é hài é zhōu qù le |
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Ohio, thank you. é hài é zhōu, xiè xiè nǐ |
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Where' s the dog? gǒu zài nǎ lǐ? |
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What dog? There' s no dog here. shén me gǒu? zhè lǐ méi yǒu gǒu |
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Yeah, that dog left. nà zhǐ gǒu lí kāi le |
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Phoebe. Phoebe, open up. fēi bǐ, kuài kāi mén |
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There' s no dog in here. fáng jiān lǐ méi yǒu gǒu |
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Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking. fēi bǐ, wǒ men tīng dào le gǒu jiào shēng |
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No, that' s just me coughing. bù, nà zhǐ shì wǒ de ké sòu shēng |
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Oh, good. There you are. hěn hǎo, nǐ men huí lái le |
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Listen, I have a dog in my room. tīng zhe, wǒ fáng jiān lǐ yǒu zhǐ gǒu |
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What is it doing here? tā zài zhè lǐ zuò shí mǒ? |
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I' m watching it for friends who left town. wǒ bāng wǒ péng yǒu zhào gù tā tā men yǒu shì chū chéng qù le |
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Wait. děng yī xià |
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Hello, my name is Klunkers. hāi, wǒ shì kè lǎng kè |
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May I please stay with you nice people? wǒ kě yǐ gēn nǐ men zhèi xiē dà hǎo rén zhù zài yì qǐ ma? |
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I wish he could stay, but Chandler' s allergic. wǒ yě xī wàng néng liú tā zhù xià lái dàn qián dé duì gǒu guò mǐn |
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Extremely allergic, okay? wǒ duì gǒu yán zhòng guò mǐn, hǎo ma? |
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If I' m anywhere near a dog for more than five minutes... zhǐ yào wǒ yī kào jìn gǒu chāo guò wǔ fēn zhōng |
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my throat will just close up. wǒ de hóu lóng jiù huì jǐn suō |
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That' s odd. This dog' s been living here for the past three days. zhēn shì qí guài zhè zhǐ gǒu zài zhè lǐ zhù le sān tiān |
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Really? zhēn de ma? |
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If he' s been here that long... rú guǒ tā zài zhè lǐ zhù le nà me jiǔ |
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without a reaction, maybe you' re not allergic to it. nǐ yì diǎn fǎn yìng dōu méi yǒu huò xǔ nǐ duì tā bú huì guò mǐn |
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It still has to go, right? tā hái shì de lí kāi, hǎo ma? |
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Why? wèi shí me? |
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Okay, it' s.. Don' t do it! hǎo ba, wǒ bié nà me zuò |
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Don' t do what? I have to. bié zuò shí mǒ? wǒ fēi shuō bù kě |
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Okay? It' s time. hǎo ma? shì shuō chū lái de shí hòu le |
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Okay, I hate dogs. hǎo ba, wǒ tǎo yàn gǒu |
| [07:53.23] |
What?! That' s crazy? Why? shén me? nà tài fēng kuáng le, wèi shí me? |
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Told you. wǒ zǎo gēn nǐ shuō guò le |
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They are needy... tā men hěn nián rén |
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jumpy, and you can' t tell what they are thinking... ài luàn pǎo nǐ bù zhī dào tā men zài xiǎng shén me |
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and that scares me a little bit. nà bǎ wǒ xià dé bàn sǐ |
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You' re right. They are scary. nǐ shuō de duì, tā men hěn kě pà |
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She just ate a treat out of my hand! tā chī diào fàng zài wǒ shǒu shàng de diǎn xīn |
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Wait. Do you not like all dogs? děng yī xià, nǐ bù xǐ huān gǒu? |
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I mean, not even puppies? lián xiǎo gǒu dōu bù xǐ huān? |
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Is there a puppy here? zhè lǐ yǒu xiǎo gǒu ma? |
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You don' t like puppies? Okay, you are new. nǐ bù xǐ huān xiǎo gǒu? wèi, nǐ shì xīn lái de |
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Look, Chandler, I told you. Never tell anyone about this dog thing. tīng zhe, qián dé, wǒ gēn nǐ shuō guò bié gēn qí tā rén shuō nǐ bù xǐ huān gǒu |
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It' s like Ross not liking ice cream. zhè jiù xiàng luó sī bù xǐ huān bīng qí lín |
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You don' t like ice cream? It' s too cold! nǐ bù xǐ huān bīng qí lín? tā tài bīng le |
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It' s just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable. gǒu ràng wǒ jué de hěn bù shū fu |
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Hurts my teeth. wǒ de yá chǐ bīng dé hǎo tòng |
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And I don' t want you guys to hate me... wǒ bù xī wàng nǐ men tǎo yàn wǒ |
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but I don' t think I can be around that dog anymore, okay? dàn wǒ bù xǐ huān zhè zhǐ gǒu dài zài wǒ shēn biān, hǎo ma? |
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So either the dog goes or I go. bú shì nà zhǐ gǒu zǒu, jiù shì wǒ zǒu |
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Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān a |
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How can I not get this? wǒ zěn me kě néng dá bù chū lái? |
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I' m a college professor. I got 1450 on my SATs. wǒ shì dà xué jiào shòu SAT kǎo le 1450 fēn |
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Twelve fifty. shì 1250 fēn cái duì |
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Damn, I forgot you were here. gāi sǐ, wǒ wàng le nǐ zài zhè lǐ |
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We' re gonna take Klunkers to Ross'. wǒ men dé bǎ kè lǎng kè sòng dào luó sī jiā |
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We' ll be back soon. mǎ shàng jiù huí lái |
| [09:28.43] |
Can I ask you a question? zài nǐ men lí kāi qián wǒ néng wèn nǐ men yí gè wèn tí ma? |
| [09:30.97] |
When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend... rú guǒ yí gè nán rén gēn nǚ péng yǒu fēn shǒu le |
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what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before making a move? wǒ dé děng duō jiǔ cái néng cǎi qǔ xíng dòng? |
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I' d say about a month. wǒ xiǎng shì yí gè yuè |
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Really? I' d say three to four. zhēn de ma? wǒ jué de shì sān dào sì gè yuè |
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Halfhour. bàn xiǎo shí |
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Interesting. zhēn yǒu qù |
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When it' s your assistant, I' d say never. dàn tā shì nǐ de zhù lǐ wǒ quàn nǐ bié nà me zuò |
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All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? hǎo le, ruì qiū, wèn tí shì tā xǐ huān nǐ ma? |
| [09:55.32] |
Because if he doesn' t like you, this is all a moo point. rú guǒ tā bù xǐ huān nǐ zhè zhǐ shì zài duì niú fàng pì |
| [10:01.46] |
A " moo" point? duì niú" fàng pì"? |
| [10:05.73] |
Yeah. It' s like a cow' s opinion. duì, niú bù zhī dào nǐ zuò le shén me |
| [10:09.70] |
It just doesn' t matter. nà bù zhòng yào |
| [10:14.81] |
It' s " moo." nà shi zài" fàng pì" |
| [10:22.75] |
Have I been living with him for too long, or did that make sense? shì wǒ gēn tā tóng jū tài jiǔ hái shì tā de huà zhēn de yǒu dào li? |
| [10:27.32] |
Don' t listen to Joey. bié tīng qiáo yī de |
| [10:28.72] |
Okay, would you look at him? hǎo ba, kàn kàn tā de yàng zi |
| [10:30.63] |
He' s obviously depressed. He' s away from his family. tā hěn jǔ sàng jiā rén yòu bù zài shēn biān |
| [10:33.63] |
What he needs right now is for you to be his friend. xiàn zài tā xū yào nǐ zhè gè péng yǒu |
| [10:37.77] |
You' re right. I' m sorry. Thank you. nǐ shuō de duì, duì bù qǐ xiè xiè |
| [10:40.57] |
Okay, that' s what I' m going to do. Fine, take their advice. hǎo ba, wǒ huì nà me zuò de hěn hǎo, zhào tā men de huà qù zuò |
| [10:44.77] |
No one ever listens to me. fǎn zhèng méi yǒu rén huì tīng wǒ de huà |
| [10:46.47] |
When the package is this pretty, no one cares what' s inside. zhǐ yào bāo zhuāng hǎo kàn méi yǒu rén huì zài hu nèi róng |
| [10:55.88] |
Hi. Hi. hēi hēi |
| [10:58.35] |
How you holding up? nǐ hái hǎo ba? |
| [11:00.35] |
Not bad. hái kě yǐ |
| [11:02.02] |
I' m sorry about your girlfriend. Thanks. guān yú nǐ nǚ péng yǒu de shì wǒ hěn yí hàn xiè xiè |
| [11:05.56] |
Were you guys together a long time? A year, on and off. nǐ men zài yì qǐ hěn jiǔ le ma? yī nián le, zǒng shì fēn fēn hé hé de |
| [11:10.06] |
I thought we' d end up together. I don' t anymore. wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ men huì xiāng shǒu yī shēng xiàn zài wǒ bú huì nà me xiǎng le |
| [11:13.67] |
Now that she broke up with you. Yeah. yīn wèi tā gēn nǐ fēn shǒu le duì |
| [11:18.04] |
It' s weird. zhè zhēn de hěn qí guài |
| [11:19.27] |
I used to assume that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy. wǒ yǐ qián zǒng yǐ wéi wǒ huì yù jiàn yí ge rén zhuì rù ài hé, guò zhe xìng fú de shēng huó |
| [11:23.91] |
That all that was just a given. Lately, it' s like, what if it' s not? hǎo xiàng hěn zì rán ér rán zuì jìn wǒ huì xiǎng rú guǒ bú shì nà yàng ne? |
| [11:28.68] |
Do you ever have that feeling? nǐ yǒu nà zhǒng gǎn jué ma? |
| [11:30.72] |
No. bù |
| [11:32.72] |
Yeah. yǒu |
| [11:34.76] |
All the time. Constantly. It' s terrifying. wǒ cháng yǒu nà zhǒng gǎn jué yī zhí dōu yǒu, nà zhēn de hěn kě pà |
| [11:37.46] |
But you know, then I figure it has to work out. dàn hòu lái wǒ xiǎng tōng le yí dìng huì yǒu nà gè rén de |
| [11:41.63] |
Why? wèi shí me? |
| [11:43.46] |
Because it has to. yīn wèi yí dìng yǒu de |
| [11:46.47] |
You have all the answers, don' t you? No, no, I do. I really do. nǐ zhēn de shén me dōu zhī dào, duì ba? méi cuò, wǒ zhēn de shén me dōu zhī dào |
| [11:51.57] |
Thanks for talking to me. Come on, what are bosses for? xiè xiè nǐ péi wǒ liáo bié zhè yàng, zhè bú shì shàng sī de gōng zuò ma? |
| [11:55.44] |
Hug it out. kuài lái bào yī xià ba |
| [11:58.91] |
All right, he likes you back. hǎo le, tā yě xǐ huān nǐ |
| [12:03.32] |
Told you you should go for it. wǒ shuō guò nǐ gāi biǎo bái de |
| [12:06.82] |
What? shén me? |
| [12:11.93] |
Street noise drown any of that out? xià miàn dí zào yīn yǒu méi yǒu gài guò nà jù huà? |
| [12:15.43] |
No? See you later. méi yǒu ma? dāi huì jiàn |
| [12:16.80] |
Okay. hǎo ba |
| [12:23.10] |
What did Joey say? I like you back? gāng gāng qiáo yī shuō le shén me? wǒ yě xǐ huān nǐ? |
| [12:29.81] |
Joey knows that I' m very insecure about my back. qiáo yī zhī dào wǒ duì wǒ de bèi méi xìn xīn |
| [12:35.02] |
And you were hugging me... gāng gāng nǐ zài bào wǒ |
| [12:38.52] |
so obviously you are not repulsed by it. Yeah! hěn míng xiǎn dì nǐ bù tǎo yàn tā, méi cuò |
| [12:44.43] |
Wait, that doesn' t make any sense. No? děng yī xià, nà gēn běn jiù shuō bù tōng shì ma? |
| [12:50.63] |
All right, here' s the truth. hǎo ba, shì shí shì zhè yàng de |
| [12:53.87] |
Joey said what he said... qiáo yī huì nà me shuō |
| [12:58.67] |
because I' m attracted to you. yīn wèi wǒ bèi nǐ xī yǐn |
| [13:01.84] |
Wow. wa |
| [13:03.14] |
Yeah, I admit it. duì, wǒ chéng rèn |
| [13:04.95] |
I have a crush on you. I know that' s crazy because we work together... wǒ àn liàn nǐ, wǒ zhī dào nà hěn fēng kuáng yīn wèi wǒ men shì tóng shì |
| [13:10.25] |
and nothing could ever happen. wǒ men zhī jiān bù gāi fā shēng rèn hé shì |
| [13:12.12] |
The last thing I wanted to do was freak you out... wǒ yì diǎn dōu bù xiǎng xià dào nǐ |
| [13:14.79] |
or make you feel uncomfortable. huò shì ràng nǐ jué de bù zì zài |
| [13:17.99] |
Which is why it would be great if you said something right about now. suǒ yǐ wǒ rèn wéi nǐ zuì hǎo kuài shuō jù huà |
| [13:23.40] |
Oh, my God. Those guys are stealing my car. wǒ de tiān a, nèi xiē jiā huo zài tōu wǒ de chē |
| [13:26.47] |
What? shén me? |
| [13:27.77] |
Right there. That' s my car! jiù zài nà biān, nà shi wǒ de chē |
| [13:30.37] |
Hey! Okay, that' ll take one minute. hēi hǎo le, tā men dé huā diǎn shí jiān |
| [13:32.87] |
Do you have anything else to say? nǐ yǒu huà yào gēn wǒ shuō ma? |
| [13:35.71] |
I can' t believe it. wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn |
| [13:37.18] |
We still have time to talk, and they' re not even in the car yet. wǒ men hái yǒu shí jiān tán tā men hái méi shàng chē |
| [13:41.22] |
Look, there they go. nǐ kàn, tā men shàng chē le |
| [13:44.72] |
Okay, Phoebe. We should probably go back now. hǎo le, fēi bǐ huò xǔ wǒ men gāi huí qù le |
| [13:48.02] |
Please, don' t leave me. I' ll be lonely. qiú qiú nǐ bié lí kāi wǒ wǒ huì hěn jì mò de |
| [13:51.43] |
Stop it. Stop. bié shuō le |
| [13:53.83] |
Okay, let' s go. We can be strong. Yeah, okay. wǒ men zǒu ba, wǒ men kě yǐ hěn jiān qiáng de hǎo ba |
| [14:00.87] |
Did you hear that? She said, " Monica." nǐ tīng dào le ma? tā zài jiào" mó nī kǎ" |
| [14:04.51] |
I can' t leave her. wǒ bù néng diū xià tā |
| [14:07.34] |
We could sneak the dog back and Chandler wouldn' t even know. wǒ men kě yǐ tōu tōu bǎ gǒu dài huí qù qián dé bú huì fā xiàn de |
| [14:10.61] |
That won' t work. nà shi xíng bù tōng de |
| [14:11.88] |
I' ve had that dog for three days, and Chandler had no idea. wǒ bǎ xiǎo gǒu cáng zài fáng jiān lǐ sān tiān qián dé wán quán bù zhī dào |
| [14:15.32] |
He' s not so smart. tā méi yǒu nà me cōng míng |
| [14:16.92] |
Hey. I didn' t know either. hēi, wǒ yě bù zhī dào |
| [14:19.72] |
Yeah, but you kind of knew that something was going on, didn' t you? duì, dàn shì nǐ jué de guài guài de, duì ba? |
| [14:24.56] |
Yeah, I knew. méi cuò, wǒ zhī dào |
| [14:32.17] |
Where' s Chandler? qián dé zài nǎ lǐ? |
| [14:34.50] |
Here I am. Wash your hands. wǒ zài zhè lǐ kuài qù xǐ shǒu |
| [14:39.44] |
How did you know? nǐ zěn me zhī dào? |
| [14:45.15] |
Hey, what' s she doing back here? tā zěn me yòu huí lái le? |
| [14:47.41] |
Relax, Ross. She' s not made of ice cream. bié jī dòng, luó sī tā bú shì bīng qí lín zuò de |
| [14:51.79] |
Hey, look, Phoebe. I laid out the states geographically. tīng zhe, fēi bǐ wǒ zhào wèi zhì jiāng gè zhōu zhōu míng pái hǎo |
| [14:55.59] |
We don' t have time. We have to keep Chandler away. méi shí jiān tán zhè jiàn shì le wǒ men bù néng ràng tā kào jìn wǒ fáng jiān |
| [14:59.09] |
Yeah, but, look what.. This is what we do not have time for! duì, dàn shì suǒ yǐ wǒ men méi yǒu shí jiān le |
| [15:07.70] |
Where' s Monica? ln Phoebe' s room. You can' t go in. mó nī kǎ zài nǎ lǐ? tā zài fēi bǐ fáng lǐ, nǐ bù néng jìn qù |
| [15:11.27] |
Why not? wèi shí me? |
| [15:15.11] |
Monica' s crying. mó nī kǎ zài kū |
| [15:18.48] |
She' s very upset about this whole Klunkers thing. guān yú kè lǎng kè de shì tā fēi cháng nán guò |
| [15:22.48] |
Well, I should go in there. No, no. wǒ yīng gāi jìn qù de bù |
| [15:26.15] |
No, she doesn' t want to see you right now. bù, xiàn zài tā bù xiǎng jiàn nǐ |
| [15:30.66] |
Why not? Because you sent away the dog. wèi shí me? yīn wèi nǐ bǎ nà zhǐ gǒu gǎn zǒu |
| [15:34.36] |
That' s ridiculous. Oh, is it? Is it?! nà tài kě xiào le shì ma? |
| [15:38.83] |
Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. tīng zhe, mó nī kǎ gēn wǒ xiǎo shí hòu wǒ men yǎng le yì zhī gǒu jiào lù fú |
| [15:44.04] |
And one day, my dad decides he doesn' t like dogs. yǒu yì tiān wǒ bà jué dìng tā bù xǐ huān gǒu |
| [15:48.08] |
So Monica and her friend, Phyllis... mó nī kǎ gēn tā de péng yǒu fēi lì sī |
| [15:53.25] |
take away the dog and that was the last time we ever saw him. See? bǎ gǒu sòng zǒu nà shi wǒ men zuì hòu yī cì jiàn dào tā, hǎo ma? |
| [15:57.18] |
This is just like that... zhè cì yě yí yàng |
| [16:00.22] |
only with a few details changed. zhǐ bù guò yǒu xiē xì jié bù yí yàng |
| [16:07.53] |
Okay, I' m in my sweatpants. hǎo ba, wǒ huàn le yùn dòng kù |
| [16:09.96] |
Bring on the food. bǎ shí wù duān shàng lái ba |
| [16:15.04] |
What' s the matter? Monica' s upset because of Klunkers. zěn me le? mó nī kǎ yīn wèi kè lǎng kè de shì hěn nán guò |
| [16:20.01] |
So? Bring the dog back. You' re a hero. suǒ yǐ ne? bǎ gǒu bào huí lái nǐ huì chéng wéi dà yīng xióng de |
| [16:23.08] |
Yeah, I could be a hero. I could do that. duì, wǒ kě yǐ dāng dà yīng xióng wǒ kě yǐ nà me zuò |
| [16:26.41] |
What if it attacks me? wàn yī tā gōng jī wǒ ne? |
| [16:29.58] |
Chandler, it' s like a big gerbil. qián dé, tā jiù xiàng zhǐ dà shā shǔ |
| [16:33.99] |
And that doesn' t scare you? nǐ bù hài pà ma? |
| [16:41.23] |
Ross, you need some help? luó sī, nǐ xū yào bāng máng ma? |
| [16:43.40] |
From you? nǐ yào bāng wǒ máng? |
| [16:46.07] |
Yes, please. hǎo de, bài tuō nǐ le |
| [16:53.44] |
First of all, Utah? shǒu xiān, yóu tā zhōu? |
| [16:56.14] |
Dude, you can' t just make stuff up. xiōng dì, nǐ bù néng luàn biān zhōu míng |
| [17:05.02] |
I hate America! wǒ hèn měi guó |
| [17:07.82] |
When I finish this game, I swear I am moving. zhè gè yóu xì jié shù hòu wǒ fā shì wǒ yào bān jiā |
| [17:13.13] |
Tag still talking to the police? Yeah. tài gé hái zài gēn jǐng chá tán? duì |
| [17:16.40] |
Dammit. Why did I open my mouth? gāi sǐ, wǒ wèi shí me yào shuō huà? |
| [17:19.20] |
" I have a crush on you. I' m attracted to you." " wǒ àn liàn nǐ wǒ bèi nǐ xī yǐn" |
| [17:22.14] |
I know that I freaked him out. wǒ zhī dào wǒ xià huài tā le |
| [17:24.44] |
If you said it like that, you did. rú guǒ nǐ shì nà zhǒng kǒu qì, tā yí dìng xià huài le |
| [17:29.38] |
Hey, is Chandler here? hēi, qián dé zài ma? |
| [17:30.71] |
No, he went for a walk. bù, tā qù sàn bù le |
| [17:33.58] |
Okay, you cannot tell him, but look who' s back. hǎo le, nǐ men bù néng gào sù tā dàn kàn kàn shì shuí huí lái le |
| [17:38.89] |
Well, no, no, no. ō, bù |
| [17:40.49] |
He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here. tā dào luó sī jiā qù dài xiǎo gǒu huí lái |
| [17:43.16] |
Oh, no, the dog' s not going to be there! bù, xiǎo gǒu bù zài nà li yé |
| [17:47.90] |
You think? nǐ zhè me jué de a? |
| [17:53.40] |
Hi, honey. hāi, tián xīn |
| [17:54.90] |
Please, please, please, don' t be mad at me. qiú qiú nǐ bié duì wǒ shēng qì |
| [17:57.94] |
What? Why would..? Wait and see. shén me? wèi shí me? děng zhe qiáo ba |
| [18:00.11] |
Maybe we will, maybe we won' t. huò xǔ wǒ men huì, huò xǔ wǒ men bú huì |
| [18:03.54] |
Okay, I went over to Ross' to bring back Klunkers for you... wǒ pǎo dào luó sī jiā xiǎng bāng nǐ bǎ kè lǎng kè bào huí lái |
| [18:07.25] |
and I left the door open, and she must' ve gotten out. wǒ wàng le guān mén tā yí dìng shì pǎo chū qù le |
| [18:12.42] |
And I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof. wǒ dào chù dōu zhǎo guò, zhǎo biàn zhěng dòng gōng yù, bāo kuò wū dǐng |
| [18:16.89] |
Which, FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. duì le, luó sī nǐ lín jū zài wū dǐng shàng zhǒng dà má |
| [18:22.70] |
I couldn' t find him... wǒ zhǎo bu dào tā |
| [18:24.33] |
and I am so, so, so sorry. wǒ zhēn de hěn bào qiàn |
| [18:28.50] |
But I do know where we can all go ease the pain. dàn wǒ zhī dào zěn me yàng néng ràng dà jiā wàng jì tòng kǔ |
| [18:36.08] |
We have good news. Look who' s back! wǒ men yǒu hǎo xiāo xī, kàn kàn shuí huí lái le |
| [18:39.81] |
Klunkers. Oh, my God! kè lǎng kè, wǒ de tiān a |
| [18:42.98] |
She came back all by herself. It' s a Thanksgiving miracle. tā shì zì jǐ pǎo huí lái de zhè shì gǎn ēn jié qí jī |
| [18:49.49] |
It is so good to see you. zhēn gāo xīng néng jiàn dào nǐ |
| [18:52.13] |
She came all the way back from Ross'. tā cóng luó sī jiā pǎo le huí lái |
| [18:54.50] |
The things she must' ve seen. tā yí dìng yù dào hěn duō shì |
| [18:57.97] |
She climbed up the fire escape... tā pá shàng xiāo fáng tī |
| [18:59.83] |
and tapped on the window with her teeny paw, and we ran to let her in. yòng tā de xiǎo jiǎo pāi dǎ chuāng hù wǒ men pǎo qù kāi chuāng ràng tā jìn lái |
| [19:06.64] |
I went too far, didn' t I? wǒ shuō de tài guò huǒ le, duì ba? |
| [19:09.24] |
When should I have stopped? wǒ gāi zài nǎ lǐ jiù zhù kǒu ne? |
| [19:16.32] |
Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren' t 50 states. hǎo le, huò xǔ zhè gè yóu xì hěn nán shì yīn wèi měi guó méi yǒu wǔ shí zhōu |
| [19:23.02] |
Let me tell you something. I have 49 states... wǒ dé gào sù nǐ yī jiàn shì wǒ xiě chū sì shí jiǔ zhōu de zhōu míng |
| [19:26.66] |
and there are no more! nà yǐ jīng shì quán bù de dá àn le |
| [19:30.06] |
I think I should be able to eat something. wǒ xiǎng wǒ yīng gāi kě yǐ chī diǎn dōng xī le |
| [19:34.20] |
It' s up to you. suí biàn nǐ |
| [19:40.01] |
Oh, hi. How are you doing? I' m okay. hāi, nǐ hái hǎo ma? wǒ hěn hǎo |
| [19:43.14] |
I got to go to the police station and look at mug shots. wǒ dé dào jǐng jú qù zhǐ rèn xián fàn de zhào piān |
| [19:46.35] |
Thanks for having me over. xiè xiè nǐ yāo qǐng wǒ lái zhè lǐ |
| [19:47.81] |
Tag, you' re going? tài gé, nǐ yào zǒu le ma? |
| [19:50.65] |
We didn' t even get a chance to talk. wǒ men hái méi yǒu jī huì hǎo hǎo tán yī tán |
| [19:53.32] |
So where did you say you' re from again? nǐ shuō nǐ shì nǎ yī zhōu de rén? |
| [19:55.89] |
Colorado. What good are you? kē luó lā duō zhōu nǐ zhēn shì méi yòng |
| [20:04.67] |
Look, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace. tīng zhe, wǒ xiǎng wǒ men gāi tán tán zài yáng tái shàng fā shēng de shì |
| [20:08.74] |
Okay. hǎo ba |
| [20:10.34] |
I never should' ve said what I said. wǒ bù gāi shuō nèi xiē huà de |
| [20:12.41] |
It just doesn' t matter how I feel. wǒ de gǎn jué bìng bù zhòng yào |
| [20:15.01] |
We work together, so nothing could ever happen between us. wǒ men yì qǐ gōng zuò bù yīng gāi yǒu rèn hé sī rén guān xì |
| [20:18.75] |
I would love to go to work on Monday and never talk about this again. xīng qī yī wǒ xiǎng gāo gāo xìng xīng qù shàng bān zài yě bù tí zhè jiàn shì |
| [20:23.88] |
Okay. Big day, Monday. Lots to do. hǎo le, xīng qī yī shì gè dà rì zi wǒ men hái yǒu hěn duō shì yào zuò |
| [20:28.02] |
So we okay? wǒ men yīng gāi hái hǎo ba? |
| [20:29.56] |
I' m not. wǒ yì diǎn dōu bù hǎo |
| [20:31.93] |
I freaked you out. wǒ jiù zhī dào wǒ xià dào nǐ le |
| [20:33.46] |
No, you didn' t. bù, nǐ méi yǒu |
| [20:35.63] |
What freaked me out was you saying nothing could happen between us. xià huài wǒ de shì nǐ shuō wǒ men bù gāi yǒu sī rén guān xì |
| [20:40.77] |
Really? Yeah. zhēn de ma? duì |
| [20:43.70] |
So please don' t fire me for doing this. qǐng bú yào yīn wèi wǒ zhè me zuò jiù chǎo wǒ yóu yú |
| [20:56.98] |
That' s one less thing we have to do on Monday. xīng qī yī wǒ men dé zuò de shì shǎo le yī jiàn |
| [21:21.64] |
Delaware. dé lā wǎ zhōu |
| [21:26.75] |
Delaware. dé lā wǎ zhōu |
| [21:28.92] |
All right. I want my turkey now. hǎo ba wǒ yào chī wǒ de huǒ jī |
| [21:32.49] |
You got it. méi wèn tí |
| [21:39.16] |
You got Nevada twice. nǐ chóng fù xiě le liǎng cì nèi huá dá zhōu |
| [21:44.80] |
I know. Yeah. wǒ zhī dào hǎo ba |