| 歌曲 | Friends S07E09 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第七季） |
| [00:06.03] | -I'm ready. -You sure? - |
| [00:08.74] | Let me just straighten out your helmet there. |
| [00:11.61] | -Thanks, Daddy. -No, no. One daddy, two mommies. - |
| [00:16.98] | -All right, it's all yours. -Okay, okay. - |
| [00:20.22] | There you go, there you go. |
| [00:22.22] | Wow, Ben's first big kid's bike. This is so exciting! |
| [00:26.39] | Oh, yeah, I remember mine. |
| [00:28.56] | It was my sixth birthday. I went to the park... |
| [00:31.26] | -and I got on it and it bent. -Yeah. - |
| [00:35.80] | -I never had a bike of my own. -What? - |
| [00:38.60] | We didn't have a lot of money. |
| [00:40.60] | But the girl across the street had the best bike. |
| [00:43.57] | It was pink and it had rainbow-colored tassels hanging off the handles... |
| [00:48.24] | and a bell and this big, white wicker basket... |
| [00:51.45] | with those plastic daisies stuck on. |
| [00:54.98] | That sounds like my first bike. |
| [00:58.72] | My dad gave me his old one. |
| [01:01.66] | -Did the girl ever let you ride it? -No. - |
| [01:04.03] | But she gave me the box that it came in. |
| [01:06.93] | It had a picture of the bike on the front. |
| [01:10.37] | So I would sit on it and my stepdad would drag me around the backyard. |
| [01:15.34] | That is so unfair. |
| [01:17.31] | Not really, I got to drag him around too. |
| [01:21.04] | The One With All the Candy |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:05.29] | Hey, what are you guys doing? |
| [02:07.32] | Making candy for the neighbors. |
| [02:09.86] | I'm sorry, who? |
| [02:12.43] | I'm gonna hang a basket on the door. |
| [02:14.73] | When the neighbors walk by, they can take a piece. |
| [02:19.10] | -But we don't know the neighbors. -I do. - |
| [02:21.54] | There's, let's see, the guy with the mustache... |
| [02:24.91] | smokes-a-lot lady, some kids I've seen... |
| [02:28.51] | and the red-haired guy who does not like to be called Rusty. |
| [02:33.18] | See, this is exactly why I'm making this candy. |
| [02:36.08] | We can get to know our neighbors. |
| [02:38.19] | Wouldn't it be easier if we just moved? |
| [02:43.19] | Good morning! |
| [02:45.59] | -Somebody's in a good mood. -Well, why shouldn't I be? - |
| [02:49.13] | I have great friends. I have a wonderful job.. |
| [02:52.33] | Where you can make out with your assistant. |
| [02:55.60] | It's not a big deal. |
| [02:56.97] | We stayed up creating a plan so that us dating won't be a problem. |
| [03:01.24] | Oh, yeah? What's the plan? |
| [03:06.45] | We.. We are not... |
| [03:10.69] | going to let it... |
| [03:12.82] | be a problem. |
| [03:15.52] | It took you all night to come up with that plan? |
| [03:18.83] | Well, you know, we did other stuff too. |
| [03:22.66] | Did you two...? |
| [03:23.87] | Oh, I don't sleep with guys on the first date. |
| [03:26.67] | -Matt Wire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wise.. -Anymore! - |
| [03:36.24] | Hi, Tag, I have a conference call today, is that correct? |
| [03:39.85] | -Yes, at 4. -Okay, thank you, that'll be all. - |
| [03:43.59] | Wait, wait. |
| [03:49.19] | Did you see that? |
| [03:50.43] | He had no idea there was something going on between us. |
| [04:01.24] | -I'd better get back to my desk. -Okay, hard worker. - |
| [04:06.74] | I'll put that in your evaluation. |
| [04:09.24] | -My what? -You've been here for two months now. - |
| [04:12.25] | And your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. |
| [04:16.12] | But you know, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. |
| [04:26.83] | -Are you serious? -No, but I've always wanted to do that. - |
| [04:31.47] | Can you help me clean this up? |
| [04:39.14] | The basket is totally empty! The neighbors ate it all! |
| [04:42.54] | Well, either that or... |
| [04:46.61] | Joey! |
| [04:49.88] | Yeah? |
| [04:51.22] | -Did you eat all the neighbor candy? -That was the plan. - |
| [04:54.56] | When I got to it, there was only a few pieces left. |
| [04:58.03] | They've come by all day. They love it. |
| [05:00.83] | They love my candy? |
| [05:03.23] | -Oh, man, I gotta go make more. -Hey, Mon. - |
| [05:06.47] | Make some more lasagna too. Something might have happened to a chunk of it. |
| [05:12.34] | Ross, the neighbors ate all my candy. |
| [05:14.71] | Mine stole my newspaper. |
| [05:16.51] | It's like a crime wave. |
| [05:22.25] | Phoebe, you got a second? |
| [05:24.65] | Sure. |
| [05:26.65] | Ever since you told me about that bike... |
| [05:29.32] | I couldn't stop thinking about it. |
| [05:31.69] | I mean, everyone should have a first bike, you know? So... |
| [05:39.23] | Oh, my God, Ross! |
| [05:42.37] | -You like it? -I love it! - |
| [05:44.47] | -Yeah? -Oh, oh, God.. |
| [05:46.97] | And I love you. |
| [05:49.38] | Not that way. |
| [05:51.51] | But the bike got you a lot closer. |
| [05:54.35] | Well, take it downstairs. |
| [05:56.35] | You know, give it a test drive. |
| [05:58.39] | Okay. Oh, my God. |
| [06:01.02] | My first bike! |
| [06:03.22] | Thank you for the best present I've ever gotten. |
| [06:06.86] | You're welcome. |
| [06:10.63] | Oh, and Chandler's about to cry. |
| [06:15.04] | Am not. |
| [06:20.94] | |
| [06:22.88] | Don't worry, I'm brave. |
| [06:24.61] | I.. I am brave. |
| [06:28.52] | No, no, no, no! |
| [06:31.59] | Can you tell me who is there, please? |
| [06:34.92] | My name's Gary. I live upstairs. |
| [06:39.93] | -Hi. -Hi. |
| [06:41.43] | -Do you know what time it is? -It's candy time. - |
| [06:45.47] | My roommate says they taste like little drops of heaven. |
| [06:48.80] | Oh, please. |
| [06:51.04] | Did you hear that? "Little drops of heaven." |
| [06:55.44] | Four a.m. |
| [06:57.25] | So can I get some candy? |
| [06:59.65] | I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work. |
| [07:04.35] | He does not know that I am not "some of us." |
| [07:09.76] | I'm sorry, but I'll put some out in the morning. |
| [07:12.96] | Okay, I'll swing by later. |
| [07:15.60] | You live in this building? |
| [07:18.63] | Seems like I'd remember you. |
| [07:23.70] | Night, Gar. |
| [07:37.95] | So did you read your evaluation yet? |
| [07:40.49] | No, it was marked "confidential." |
| [07:43.12] | I just sent it to human resources. |
| [07:48.53] | Please, you're kidding, right? I wrote that one as a joke for you. |
| [07:52.63] | A joke they would appreciate? |
| [07:54.67] | I'm thinking, no. |
| [07:57.71] | -What did you say? -I said you were a good kisser... - |
| [08:02.31] | and that I liked your teeny, tiny tushy. |
| [08:07.62] | No, not my tushy. |
| [08:10.02] | It gets worse. |
| [08:11.35] | About your initiative, I wrote: |
| [08:13.69] | "He was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision." “ |
| [08:18.33] | Under problems with performance, I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not." |
| [08:23.50] | And then.. And then I drew a little smiley face. |
| [08:27.77] | And then a small pornographic sketch. |
| [08:40.28] | That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike. |
| [08:43.42] | When I heard the story, I almost cried. |
| [08:45.92] | Almost cried, huh? |
| [08:47.69] | Hear that, Chandler? "Almost" cried. |
| [08:51.26] | Hey, you cry every time somebody talks about Titanic. |
| [08:54.90] | Those two had only each other. |
| [08:58.47] | She really likes it, huh? |
| [09:00.10] | Oh, yeah. I saw her walking it down the street. |
| [09:02.90] | She had these flowers in the basket. It was so cute. |
| [09:06.24] | I saw her this morning, walking it by the park. |
| [09:09.88] | Wait, she was walking the bike? |
| [09:12.11] | Both times? |
| [09:15.05] | -Hey, Phoebe. -Oh, hi! |
| [09:17.49] | -Hey, so you enjoying the bike? -Oh, uh-huh, so much. - |
| [09:21.99] | Phoebe, you do know how to ride a bike, don't you? |
| [09:28.90] | Of course. |
| [09:32.20] | Can we see you ride it? |
| [09:33.83] | Okay. |
| [09:49.82] | See? |
| [09:59.79] | I told you not to get involved with your assistant. |
| [10:02.80] | There's no such thing as a secret when it comes to affairs. |
| [10:07.10] | Did you hear that, Chandler? |
| [10:09.97] | No such thing. |
| [10:13.04] | What happened? I'm just eating candy. |
| [10:17.55] | Maybe it's not that bad. They might not take it the way I meant it. |
| [10:21.58] | Absolutely, you know? Because "tushy" can mean both ass... |
| [10:25.55] | and good worker. |
| [10:28.86] | I just gotta get the thing back. |
| [10:31.16] | Rach? That sketch you mentioned? |
| [10:33.33] | Might it have looked a little like this? |
| [10:36.36] | Oh, my God, Joey! |
| [10:39.90] | -What is the matter with you? -God! - |
| [10:43.90] | This little talent came in handy before I could afford porn. |
| [10:53.15] | Hi, I'm sorry. I know it's after hours, but I really need candy. |
| [10:57.99] | I'm sorry, I can't help you. See? Rules are rules. |
| [11:01.26] | Please, I have people coming from out of town today. |
| [11:04.46] | -I told them all about your candy. -You're kidding. - |
| [11:07.56] | Out-of-towners, huh? What did you tell them? |
| [11:10.80] | I told them your candy was absolutely indescribable. |
| [11:14.47] | Some people have said it's "little drops of heaven." But whatever. |
| [11:20.01] | -Please, can't you help me out? -Hey, Chandler, do we know that lady? - |
| [11:24.18] | Isn't she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud? |
| [11:28.45] | All right, I'll do it just this once. |
| [11:30.85] | -But you can't tell anyone. -Please, just give it to me. - |
| [11:34.32] | Yeah, that's her. |
| [11:37.32] | -Thank you. -Unbelievable! - |
| [11:39.53] | I can't believe that sign didn't work. |
| [11:42.16] | You know what would work? Stop making candy. |
| [11:46.10] | But they like it. |
| [11:48.24] | You mean they like you. |
| [11:51.01] | Maybe. |
| [11:52.37] | Is that why you became a chef, so people would like you? |
| [11:55.84] | You want to talk about getting people to like you, huh, funny man? |
| [12:09.62] | Just remember everything I taught you and you'll be fine. |
| [12:13.06] | Okay? Here we go. |
| [12:15.03] | Ready, set.. |
| [12:17.16] | Wait, this seat is really uncomfortable. |
| [12:20.33] | Maybe before we start we should just get another one. |
| [12:23.67] | Perhaps like an airplane seat, or a beanbag chair! |
| [12:28.01] | You can't get out of this. You have to learn how to ride a bike. |
| [12:32.38] | Why? Why do I have to learn? |
| [12:36.28] | -Well, in case of an emergency. -What kind of emergency? - |
| [12:40.89] | Well, what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says: |
| [12:45.56] | "You ride this bike or I'll.. |
| [12:48.53] | I'll shoot you." |
| [12:51.37] | I would ring the bell to distract him. |
| [12:53.90] | Then I would knock the gun away with a Chinese throwing star. |
| [12:58.74] | Okay, Phoebe, just get on the bike... |
| [13:02.24] | and, hey, I'll hold you up and push you. Okay? |
| [13:07.41] | You won't let go? |
| [13:09.18] | -No. -You swear? - |
| [13:10.68] | I swear. |
| [13:13.79] | -Okay. -Come on. |
| [13:18.69] | Here we go. All right? |
| [13:20.39] | All right? |
| [13:21.66] | Feel good? All right, try pedaling. |
| [13:23.83] | That's it, you're doing great. Yes, take control. |
| [13:27.23] | Yes, yes, yes! |
| [13:31.84] | Oh, no! |
| [13:35.48] | You swore! |
| [13:36.98] | -I just thought you were doing so well. -I am shocked. Shocked! - |
| [13:46.25] | It's a legitimate learning technique. |
| [13:49.89] | Wow. |
| [13:59.80] | Hey, there's some people outside asking about candy. |
| [14:04.37] | They'll just have to wait, okay? I only got two hands! |
| [14:08.18] | -Need some help? -No, you don't know the system. - |
| [14:11.48] | I don't need nobody messing with the system! |
| [14:14.82] | By the way, the week before your wedding, you may not see a lot of me. |
| [14:29.40] | Oh, hello, liar. |
| [14:33.87] | Look, I'm really sorry I let go of the bike. |
| [14:37.91] | I could've been killed, you know. |
| [14:41.91] | I know, I know. |
| [14:45.45] | But can we please try it again? |
| [14:47.85] | I mean, you were so close, Phoebe. |
| [14:50.38] | Well, I would love to... |
| [14:53.72] | but the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects. |
| [15:03.40] | -Phoebe. -What? |
| [15:07.77] | What the hell? |
| [15:11.14] | You know what? |
| [15:12.41] | If you won't learn how to ride, then I'm sorry... |
| [15:15.74] | -I have to take it back. -But why? - |
| [15:19.08] | Because it's... |
| [15:22.25] | It'd be like you having this guitar... |
| [15:25.85] | and never playing it. |
| [15:27.89] | Okay, this guitar wants to be played. |
| [15:30.99] | And this bike wants to be ridden. |
| [15:34.36] | And if you don't ride it... |
| [15:36.86] | you're killing its spirit. |
| [15:42.90] | The bike... |
| [15:45.07] | is dying. |
| [15:50.81] | All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay. |
| [15:55.82] | Great. |
| [15:59.79] | You're making the bike very happy. |
| [16:02.02] | Okay, Ross. |
| [16:06.19] | Please don't die! |
| [16:11.63] | To get the evaluation before they see it... |
| [16:14.34] | we gotta get into Zelner's office. He doesn't get in until 10. |
| [16:19.11] | But his assistant, Betty, comes in early to eat breakfast at her desk. |
| [16:23.34] | -That's kind of sad. -Yeah, well, Betty's kind of sad. - |
| [16:27.01] | Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. |
| [16:32.32] | While I distract her, you go in. |
| [16:34.62] | -Got it. -Let's roll. - |
| [16:37.69] | Hello, Rachel. You got a minute? |
| [16:40.13] | Yeah, sure, Mr. Zelner. For you? Anything. Minute. |
| [16:43.66] | Okay, great. |
| [16:45.73] | Abort the plan. |
| [16:48.14] | Actually, I'd like to speak to both of you. |
| [16:51.24] | Okay. |
| [16:53.57] | Well, can we get you anything, Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates. |
| [16:59.58] | No, thanks, but I'll give these to Betty. |
| [17:04.35] | So, I read your evaluation of Tag. |
| [17:07.32] | Or, to use his full name, Tag "Sweet Cheeks" Jones? |
| [17:12.39] | Is something going on with you two? |
| [17:16.06] | Oh, my God, can you imagine if there was? |
| [17:21.97] | I mean, what would happen exactly? |
| [17:26.71] | Well, I'd be forced to file a report. |
| [17:29.41] | I'd have to consult with the legal department. |
| [17:32.35] | And your future at the company would be in jeopardy. |
| [17:36.75] | -Well.. -Mr. Zelner... |
| [17:39.05] | I filled in that evaluation. |
| [17:41.42] | -Oh, no.. -Yeah, yeah. |
| [17:43.02] | I thought it would be funny. |
| [17:46.29] | You wrote that you have a cute tushy? |
| [17:50.73] | Yes. |
| [17:52.00] | I have a weird sense of humor. |
| [17:54.70] | And I'm kind of strangely proud of my butt. |
| [17:58.64] | It's kind of a risky joke, Tag. |
| [18:01.51] | What is this drawing? I can't figure it out. |
| [18:04.41] | It's upside down, you gotta.. It doesn't matter. |
| [18:09.15] | It's not like I don't have a sense of humor. |
| [18:11.89] | Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick every now and then. |
| [18:18.09] | There's a time and a place. |
| [18:21.73] | Unless you have a limerick right now. |
| [18:27.03] | No? Okay. Well, you've got my fax number. |
| [18:38.81] | I can't believe you did that. That was sweet. |
| [18:41.62] | -Don't worry about it. -You could've lost your job. - |
| [18:44.75] | Are you kidding me? With this cute butt, I'd find work. |
| [18:50.16] | Thank you, you're great. |
| [18:54.19] | -You know what? -What? |
| [18:56.43] | I feel great. |
| [18:58.83] | In fact... |
| [19:05.44] | What? |
| [19:07.17] | It's just.. It took me so long to get that desk organized. |
| [19:11.45] | I'm sorry. |
| [19:14.35] | There it is. |
| [19:28.16] | What is going on? |
| [19:29.60] | We're waiting for the candy. Bring out the candy! |
| [19:33.17] | Yeah, lady, give us candy. |
| [19:37.10] | Joey! |
| [19:39.04] | -What's up, buddy? -What are you doing? - |
| [19:42.91] | Waiting to get candy. |
| [19:45.15] | Get in here. |
| [19:47.11] | Hey, and you cannot smoke in here. |
| [19:54.05] | Merry Christmas. |
| [19:56.66] | The candy is coming! I need another 15 minutes for it to cool. |
| [20:02.40] | All right, everybody, just be quiet. Be quiet! Be quiet! Pipe down! |
| [20:07.23] | What is the matter with you people? |
| [20:09.57] | This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. |
| [20:12.91] | She was making candy so she could get to know all of you... |
| [20:16.58] | and I'll bet that not one of you can tell me her name. |
| [20:20.25] | Am I right? |
| [20:22.42] | Candy Lady? |
| [20:25.59] | No, not "Candy Lady." |
| [20:28.69] | If we know it, can we have candy? |
| [20:32.23] | All right, you know what? |
| [20:34.70] | Forget it, you've ruined it. |
| [20:36.93] | Go home. You've ruined it. |
| [20:39.20] | That's all wrong! You guys ruined everything. You ruined it! |
| [20:49.78] | -Thank you. -You're welcome. - |
| [20:54.38] | Did you smoke? |
| [20:56.18] | No, smokes-a-lot lady blew smoke directly into my mouth. |
| [21:02.59] | Are you okay? |
| [21:04.19] | Fine, but it was really scary for a while. |
| [21:06.99] | Someone slipped a threatening note under the door! |
| [21:10.30] | Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever. |
| [21:25.18] | I can't believe it. I did it. I rode a bike! |
| [21:28.58] | I never thought I'd be able to do that. Thank you. |
| [21:31.79] | Oh, hey, don't thank me. Thank yourself. |
| [21:34.35] | You're the one who faced your fears and ultimately overcame them. |
| [21:38.39] | Don't be so corny, Ross. It's not an After School Special. |
| [00:00.00] | undefined |
| [00:06.03] | I' m ready. You sure? |
| [00:08.74] | Let me just straighten out your helmet there. |
| [00:11.61] | Thanks, Daddy. No, no. One daddy, two mommies. |
| [00:16.98] | All right, it' s all yours. Okay, okay. |
| [00:20.22] | There you go, there you go. |
| [00:22.22] | Wow, Ben' s first big kid' s bike. This is so exciting! |
| [00:26.39] | Oh, yeah, I remember mine. |
| [00:28.56] | It was my sixth birthday. I went to the park... |
| [00:31.26] | and I got on it and it bent. Yeah. |
| [00:35.80] | I never had a bike of my own. What? |
| [00:38.60] | We didn' t have a lot of money. |
| [00:40.60] | But the girl across the street had the best bike. |
| [00:43.57] | It was pink and it had rainbowcolored tassels hanging off the handles... |
| [00:48.24] | and a bell and this big, white wicker basket... |
| [00:51.45] | with those plastic daisies stuck on. |
| [00:54.98] | That sounds like my first bike. |
| [00:58.72] | My dad gave me his old one. |
| [01:01.66] | Did the girl ever let you ride it? No. |
| [01:04.03] | But she gave me the box that it came in. |
| [01:06.93] | It had a picture of the bike on the front. |
| [01:10.37] | So I would sit on it and my stepdad would drag me around the backyard. |
| [01:15.34] | That is so unfair. |
| [01:17.31] | Not really, I got to drag him around too. |
| [01:21.04] | The One With All the Candy |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:05.29] | Hey, what are you guys doing? |
| [02:07.32] | Making candy for the neighbors. |
| [02:09.86] | I' m sorry, who? |
| [02:12.43] | I' m gonna hang a basket on the door. |
| [02:14.73] | When the neighbors walk by, they can take a piece. |
| [02:19.10] | But we don' t know the neighbors. I do. |
| [02:21.54] | There' s, let' s see, the guy with the mustache... |
| [02:24.91] | smokesalot lady, some kids I' ve seen... |
| [02:28.51] | and the redhaired guy who does not like to be called Rusty. |
| [02:33.18] | See, this is exactly why I' m making this candy. |
| [02:36.08] | We can get to know our neighbors. |
| [02:38.19] | Wouldn' t it be easier if we just moved? |
| [02:43.19] | Good morning! |
| [02:45.59] | Somebody' s in a good mood. Well, why shouldn' t I be? |
| [02:49.13] | I have great friends. I have a wonderful job.. |
| [02:52.33] | Where you can make out with your assistant. |
| [02:55.60] | It' s not a big deal. |
| [02:56.97] | We stayed up creating a plan so that us dating won' t be a problem. |
| [03:01.24] | Oh, yeah? What' s the plan? |
| [03:06.45] | We.. We are not... |
| [03:10.69] | going to let it... |
| [03:12.82] | be a problem. |
| [03:15.52] | It took you all night to come up with that plan? |
| [03:18.83] | Well, you know, we did other stuff too. |
| [03:22.66] | Did you two...? |
| [03:23.87] | Oh, I don' t sleep with guys on the first date. |
| [03:26.67] | Matt Wire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wise.. Anymore! |
| [03:36.24] | Hi, Tag, I have a conference call today, is that correct? |
| [03:39.85] | Yes, at 4. Okay, thank you, that' ll be all. |
| [03:43.59] | Wait, wait. |
| [03:49.19] | Did you see that? |
| [03:50.43] | He had no idea there was something going on between us. |
| [04:01.24] | I' d better get back to my desk. Okay, hard worker. |
| [04:06.74] | I' ll put that in your evaluation. |
| [04:09.24] | My what? You' ve been here for two months now. |
| [04:12.25] | And your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. |
| [04:16.12] | But you know, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. |
| [04:26.83] | Are you serious? No, but I' ve always wanted to do that. |
| [04:31.47] | Can you help me clean this up? |
| [04:39.14] | The basket is totally empty! The neighbors ate it all! |
| [04:42.54] | Well, either that or... |
| [04:46.61] | Joey! |
| [04:49.88] | Yeah? |
| [04:51.22] | Did you eat all the neighbor candy? That was the plan. |
| [04:54.56] | When I got to it, there was only a few pieces left. |
| [04:58.03] | They' ve come by all day. They love it. |
| [05:00.83] | They love my candy? |
| [05:03.23] | Oh, man, I gotta go make more. Hey, Mon. |
| [05:06.47] | Make some more lasagna too. Something might have happened to a chunk of it. |
| [05:12.34] | Ross, the neighbors ate all my candy. |
| [05:14.71] | Mine stole my newspaper. |
| [05:16.51] | It' s like a crime wave. |
| [05:22.25] | Phoebe, you got a second? |
| [05:24.65] | Sure. |
| [05:26.65] | Ever since you told me about that bike... |
| [05:29.32] | I couldn' t stop thinking about it. |
| [05:31.69] | I mean, everyone should have a first bike, you know? So... |
| [05:39.23] | Oh, my God, Ross! |
| [05:42.37] | You like it? I love it! |
| [05:44.47] | Yeah? Oh, oh, God.. |
| [05:46.97] | And I love you. |
| [05:49.38] | Not that way. |
| [05:51.51] | But the bike got you a lot closer. |
| [05:54.35] | Well, take it downstairs. |
| [05:56.35] | You know, give it a test drive. |
| [05:58.39] | Okay. Oh, my God. |
| [06:01.02] | My first bike! |
| [06:03.22] | Thank you for the best present I' ve ever gotten. |
| [06:06.86] | You' re welcome. |
| [06:10.63] | Oh, and Chandler' s about to cry. |
| [06:15.04] | Am not. |
| [06:20.94] | |
| [06:22.88] | Don' t worry, I' m brave. |
| [06:24.61] | I.. I am brave. |
| [06:28.52] | No, no, no, no! |
| [06:31.59] | Can you tell me who is there, please? |
| [06:34.92] | My name' s Gary. I live upstairs. |
| [06:39.93] | Hi. Hi. |
| [06:41.43] | Do you know what time it is? It' s candy time. |
| [06:45.47] | My roommate says they taste like little drops of heaven. |
| [06:48.80] | Oh, please. |
| [06:51.04] | Did you hear that? " Little drops of heaven." |
| [06:55.44] | Four a. m. |
| [06:57.25] | So can I get some candy? |
| [06:59.65] | I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work. |
| [07:04.35] | He does not know that I am not " some of us." |
| [07:09.76] | I' m sorry, but I' ll put some out in the morning. |
| [07:12.96] | Okay, I' ll swing by later. |
| [07:15.60] | You live in this building? |
| [07:18.63] | Seems like I' d remember you. |
| [07:23.70] | Night, Gar. |
| [07:37.95] | So did you read your evaluation yet? |
| [07:40.49] | No, it was marked " confidential." |
| [07:43.12] | I just sent it to human resources. |
| [07:48.53] | Please, you' re kidding, right? I wrote that one as a joke for you. |
| [07:52.63] | A joke they would appreciate? |
| [07:54.67] | I' m thinking, no. |
| [07:57.71] | What did you say? I said you were a good kisser... |
| [08:02.31] | and that I liked your teeny, tiny tushy. |
| [08:07.62] | No, not my tushy. |
| [08:10.02] | It gets worse. |
| [08:11.35] | About your initiative, I wrote: |
| [08:13.69] | " He was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision." " |
| [08:18.33] | Under problems with performance, I wrote, " Dear God, I hope not." |
| [08:23.50] | And then.. And then I drew a little smiley face. |
| [08:27.77] | And then a small pornographic sketch. |
| [08:40.28] | That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike. |
| [08:43.42] | When I heard the story, I almost cried. |
| [08:45.92] | Almost cried, huh? |
| [08:47.69] | Hear that, Chandler? " Almost" cried. |
| [08:51.26] | Hey, you cry every time somebody talks about Titanic. |
| [08:54.90] | Those two had only each other. |
| [08:58.47] | She really likes it, huh? |
| [09:00.10] | Oh, yeah. I saw her walking it down the street. |
| [09:02.90] | She had these flowers in the basket. It was so cute. |
| [09:06.24] | I saw her this morning, walking it by the park. |
| [09:09.88] | Wait, she was walking the bike? |
| [09:12.11] | Both times? |
| [09:15.05] | Hey, Phoebe. Oh, hi! |
| [09:17.49] | Hey, so you enjoying the bike? Oh, uhhuh, so much. |
| [09:21.99] | Phoebe, you do know how to ride a bike, don' t you? |
| [09:28.90] | Of course. |
| [09:32.20] | Can we see you ride it? |
| [09:33.83] | Okay. |
| [09:49.82] | See? |
| [09:59.79] | I told you not to get involved with your assistant. |
| [10:02.80] | There' s no such thing as a secret when it comes to affairs. |
| [10:07.10] | Did you hear that, Chandler? |
| [10:09.97] | No such thing. |
| [10:13.04] | What happened? I' m just eating candy. |
| [10:17.55] | Maybe it' s not that bad. They might not take it the way I meant it. |
| [10:21.58] | Absolutely, you know? Because " tushy" can mean both ass... |
| [10:25.55] | and good worker. |
| [10:28.86] | I just gotta get the thing back. |
| [10:31.16] | Rach? That sketch you mentioned? |
| [10:33.33] | Might it have looked a little like this? |
| [10:36.36] | Oh, my God, Joey! |
| [10:39.90] | What is the matter with you? God! |
| [10:43.90] | This little talent came in handy before I could afford porn. |
| [10:53.15] | Hi, I' m sorry. I know it' s after hours, but I really need candy. |
| [10:57.99] | I' m sorry, I can' t help you. See? Rules are rules. |
| [11:01.26] | Please, I have people coming from out of town today. |
| [11:04.46] | I told them all about your candy. You' re kidding. |
| [11:07.56] | Outoftowners, huh? What did you tell them? |
| [11:10.80] | I told them your candy was absolutely indescribable. |
| [11:14.47] | Some people have said it' s " little drops of heaven." But whatever. |
| [11:20.01] | Please, can' t you help me out? Hey, Chandler, do we know that lady? |
| [11:24.18] | Isn' t she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud? |
| [11:28.45] | All right, I' ll do it just this once. |
| [11:30.85] | But you can' t tell anyone. Please, just give it to me. |
| [11:34.32] | Yeah, that' s her. |
| [11:37.32] | Thank you. Unbelievable! |
| [11:39.53] | I can' t believe that sign didn' t work. |
| [11:42.16] | You know what would work? Stop making candy. |
| [11:46.10] | But they like it. |
| [11:48.24] | You mean they like you. |
| [11:51.01] | Maybe. |
| [11:52.37] | Is that why you became a chef, so people would like you? |
| [11:55.84] | You want to talk about getting people to like you, huh, funny man? |
| [12:09.62] | Just remember everything I taught you and you' ll be fine. |
| [12:13.06] | Okay? Here we go. |
| [12:15.03] | Ready, set.. |
| [12:17.16] | Wait, this seat is really uncomfortable. |
| [12:20.33] | Maybe before we start we should just get another one. |
| [12:23.67] | Perhaps like an airplane seat, or a beanbag chair! |
| [12:28.01] | You can' t get out of this. You have to learn how to ride a bike. |
| [12:32.38] | Why? Why do I have to learn? |
| [12:36.28] | Well, in case of an emergency. What kind of emergency? |
| [12:40.89] | Well, what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says: |
| [12:45.56] | " You ride this bike or I' ll.. |
| [12:48.53] | I' ll shoot you." |
| [12:51.37] | I would ring the bell to distract him. |
| [12:53.90] | Then I would knock the gun away with a Chinese throwing star. |
| [12:58.74] | Okay, Phoebe, just get on the bike... |
| [13:02.24] | and, hey, I' ll hold you up and push you. Okay? |
| [13:07.41] | You won' t let go? |
| [13:09.18] | No. You swear? |
| [13:10.68] | I swear. |
| [13:13.79] | Okay. Come on. |
| [13:18.69] | Here we go. All right? |
| [13:20.39] | All right? |
| [13:21.66] | Feel good? All right, try pedaling. |
| [13:23.83] | That' s it, you' re doing great. Yes, take control. |
| [13:27.23] | Yes, yes, yes! |
| [13:31.84] | Oh, no! |
| [13:35.48] | You swore! |
| [13:36.98] | I just thought you were doing so well. I am shocked. Shocked! |
| [13:46.25] | It' s a legitimate learning technique. |
| [13:49.89] | Wow. |
| [13:59.80] | Hey, there' s some people outside asking about candy. |
| [14:04.37] | They' ll just have to wait, okay? I only got two hands! |
| [14:08.18] | Need some help? No, you don' t know the system. |
| [14:11.48] | I don' t need nobody messing with the system! |
| [14:14.82] | By the way, the week before your wedding, you may not see a lot of me. |
| [14:29.40] | Oh, hello, liar. |
| [14:33.87] | Look, I' m really sorry I let go of the bike. |
| [14:37.91] | I could' ve been killed, you know. |
| [14:41.91] | I know, I know. |
| [14:45.45] | But can we please try it again? |
| [14:47.85] | I mean, you were so close, Phoebe. |
| [14:50.38] | Well, I would love to... |
| [14:53.72] | but the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects. |
| [15:03.40] | Phoebe. What? |
| [15:07.77] | What the hell? |
| [15:11.14] | You know what? |
| [15:12.41] | If you won' t learn how to ride, then I' m sorry... |
| [15:15.74] | I have to take it back. But why? |
| [15:19.08] | Because it' s... |
| [15:22.25] | It' d be like you having this guitar... |
| [15:25.85] | and never playing it. |
| [15:27.89] | Okay, this guitar wants to be played. |
| [15:30.99] | And this bike wants to be ridden. |
| [15:34.36] | And if you don' t ride it... |
| [15:36.86] | you' re killing its spirit. |
| [15:42.90] | The bike... |
| [15:45.07] | is dying. |
| [15:50.81] | All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay. |
| [15:55.82] | Great. |
| [15:59.79] | You' re making the bike very happy. |
| [16:02.02] | Okay, Ross. |
| [16:06.19] | Please don' t die! |
| [16:11.63] | To get the evaluation before they see it... |
| [16:14.34] | we gotta get into Zelner' s office. He doesn' t get in until 10. |
| [16:19.11] | But his assistant, Betty, comes in early to eat breakfast at her desk. |
| [16:23.34] | That' s kind of sad. Yeah, well, Betty' s kind of sad. |
| [16:27.01] | Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. |
| [16:32.32] | While I distract her, you go in. |
| [16:34.62] | Got it. Let' s roll. |
| [16:37.69] | Hello, Rachel. You got a minute? |
| [16:40.13] | Yeah, sure, Mr. Zelner. For you? Anything. Minute. |
| [16:43.66] | Okay, great. |
| [16:45.73] | Abort the plan. |
| [16:48.14] | Actually, I' d like to speak to both of you. |
| [16:51.24] | Okay. |
| [16:53.57] | Well, can we get you anything, Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates. |
| [16:59.58] | No, thanks, but I' ll give these to Betty. |
| [17:04.35] | So, I read your evaluation of Tag. |
| [17:07.32] | Or, to use his full name, Tag " Sweet Cheeks" Jones? |
| [17:12.39] | Is something going on with you two? |
| [17:16.06] | Oh, my God, can you imagine if there was? |
| [17:21.97] | I mean, what would happen exactly? |
| [17:26.71] | Well, I' d be forced to file a report. |
| [17:29.41] | I' d have to consult with the legal department. |
| [17:32.35] | And your future at the company would be in jeopardy. |
| [17:36.75] | Well.. Mr. Zelner... |
| [17:39.05] | I filled in that evaluation. |
| [17:41.42] | Oh, no.. Yeah, yeah. |
| [17:43.02] | I thought it would be funny. |
| [17:46.29] | You wrote that you have a cute tushy? |
| [17:50.73] | Yes. |
| [17:52.00] | I have a weird sense of humor. |
| [17:54.70] | And I' m kind of strangely proud of my butt. |
| [17:58.64] | It' s kind of a risky joke, Tag. |
| [18:01.51] | What is this drawing? I can' t figure it out. |
| [18:04.41] | It' s upside down, you gotta.. It doesn' t matter. |
| [18:09.15] | It' s not like I don' t have a sense of humor. |
| [18:11.89] | Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick every now and then. |
| [18:18.09] | There' s a time and a place. |
| [18:21.73] | Unless you have a limerick right now. |
| [18:27.03] | No? Okay. Well, you' ve got my fax number. |
| [18:38.81] | I can' t believe you did that. That was sweet. |
| [18:41.62] | Don' t worry about it. You could' ve lost your job. |
| [18:44.75] | Are you kidding me? With this cute butt, I' d find work. |
| [18:50.16] | Thank you, you' re great. |
| [18:54.19] | You know what? What? |
| [18:56.43] | I feel great. |
| [18:58.83] | In fact... |
| [19:05.44] | What? |
| [19:07.17] | It' s just.. It took me so long to get that desk organized. |
| [19:11.45] | I' m sorry. |
| [19:14.35] | There it is. |
| [19:28.16] | What is going on? |
| [19:29.60] | We' re waiting for the candy. Bring out the candy! |
| [19:33.17] | Yeah, lady, give us candy. |
| [19:37.10] | Joey! |
| [19:39.04] | What' s up, buddy? What are you doing? |
| [19:42.91] | Waiting to get candy. |
| [19:45.15] | Get in here. |
| [19:47.11] | Hey, and you cannot smoke in here. |
| [19:54.05] | Merry Christmas. |
| [19:56.66] | The candy is coming! I need another 15 minutes for it to cool. |
| [20:02.40] | All right, everybody, just be quiet. Be quiet! Be quiet! Pipe down! |
| [20:07.23] | What is the matter with you people? |
| [20:09.57] | This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. |
| [20:12.91] | She was making candy so she could get to know all of you... |
| [20:16.58] | and I' ll bet that not one of you can tell me her name. |
| [20:20.25] | Am I right? |
| [20:22.42] | Candy Lady? |
| [20:25.59] | No, not " Candy Lady." |
| [20:28.69] | If we know it, can we have candy? |
| [20:32.23] | All right, you know what? |
| [20:34.70] | Forget it, you' ve ruined it. |
| [20:36.93] | Go home. You' ve ruined it. |
| [20:39.20] | That' s all wrong! You guys ruined everything. You ruined it! |
| [20:49.78] | Thank you. You' re welcome. |
| [20:54.38] | Did you smoke? |
| [20:56.18] | No, smokesalot lady blew smoke directly into my mouth. |
| [21:02.59] | Are you okay? |
| [21:04.19] | Fine, but it was really scary for a while. |
| [21:06.99] | Someone slipped a threatening note under the door! |
| [21:10.30] | Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever. |
| [21:25.18] | I can' t believe it. I did it. I rode a bike! |
| [21:28.58] | I never thought I' d be able to do that. Thank you. |
| [21:31.79] | Oh, hey, don' t thank me. Thank yourself. |
| [21:34.35] | You' re the one who faced your fears and ultimately overcame them. |
| [21:38.39] | Don' t be so corny, Ross. It' s not an After School Special. |
| [00:00.00] | undefined |
| [00:06.03] | wǒ zhǔn bèi hǎo le nǐ què dìng? |
| [00:08.74] | ràng wǒ bāng nǐ bǎ tóu kuī dài hǎo |
| [00:11.61] | xiè xiè nǐ, bà bà bù, yí gè bà bà, èr gè mā mā |
| [00:16.98] | hǎo le, nǐ qù ba méi wèn tí |
| [00:20.22] | jiā yóu |
| [00:22.22] | zhè shì bān dì yī cì qí jiǎo tà chē wǒ zhēn de shì hǎo xīng fèn |
| [00:26.39] | duì, wǒ hái jì de wǒ de dì yī cì |
| [00:28.56] | nà shi wǒ liù suì de shēng rì wǒ dào gōng yuán qù |
| [00:31.26] | zuò shàng jiǎo tà chē, tā jiù kuǎ le méi cuò |
| [00:35.80] | wǒ cóng lái méi yǒu shǔ yú zì jǐ de jiǎo tà chē shén me? |
| [00:38.60] | wǒ men jiā hěn qióng |
| [00:40.60] | dàn zhù zài duì jiē de nǚ hái yǒu yī liàng zuì kù de jiǎo tà chē |
| [00:43.57] | tā shì fěn hóng sè de bǎ shǒu guà zhe wǔ yán liù sè de liú sū |
| [00:48.24] | hái yǒu líng dāng yí gè bái sè de dà lán zi |
| [00:51.45] | shàng miàn nián zhe sù jiāo zuò de xiǎo chú jú |
| [00:54.98] | tīng qǐ lái hěn xiàng shì wǒ de dì yī liàng jiǎo tà chē |
| [00:58.72] | wǒ bà bǎ tā yǐ qián de jiǎo tà chē sòng gěi wǒ |
| [01:01.66] | nà gè nǚ hái ràng nǐ qí tā ma? bù |
| [01:04.03] | dàn tā bǎ zhuāng jiǎo tà chē de zhǐ xiāng sòng gěi wǒ |
| [01:06.93] | zhǐ xiāng qián miàn yìn le jiǎo tà chē de tú àn |
| [01:10.37] | wǒ kě yǐ zuò zài shàng miàn wǒ jì fù huì tuō zhe wǒ zài hòu yuàn pǎo |
| [01:15.34] | nà zhēn de tài bù gōng píng le |
| [01:17.31] | yě bù néng nà me shuō wǒ yě huì tuō zhe tā pǎo |
| [01:21.04] | běn jí bō chū: táng guǒ huáng hòu |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:05.29] | nǐ men zài zuò shí mǒ? |
| [02:07.32] | wǒ zài wèi lín jū zuò táng guǒ |
| [02:09.86] | duì bù qǐ, nǐ shuō shuí? |
| [02:12.43] | wǒ yào zài mén shàng guà yí gè lán zi |
| [02:14.73] | zhǐ yào lín jū yī zǒu guò qù tā men jiù kě yǐ ná yí kuài táng guǒ |
| [02:19.10] | dàn wǒ men bù rèn shi wǒ men de lín jū wǒ rèn shi |
| [02:21.54] | ràng wǒ xiǎng yī xiǎng nà gè liú hú zǐ de nán rén |
| [02:24.91] | lǎo yān qiāng pó pó wǒ kàn guò yī xiē hái zi |
| [02:28.51] | hái yǒu hóng tóu fà de nán rén tā bù xǐ huān bié rén jiào tā xiǎo hóng |
| [02:33.18] | kàn ba, zhè jiù shì wǒ yào zuò táng guǒ de yuán yīn |
| [02:36.08] | wǒ men kě yǐ rèn shi lín jū |
| [02:38.19] | bān jiā yīng gāi huì bǐ jiào jiǎn dān yì diǎn ba? |
| [02:43.19] | zǎo ān |
| [02:45.59] | yǒu rén xīn qíng bù cuò wǒ wèi shí me yào xīn qíng bù hǎo? |
| [02:49.13] | wǒ yǒu hěn bàng de péng yǒu yǒu hěn bàng de gōng zuò |
| [02:52.33] | ér qiě kě yǐ zài bàn gōng shì gēn zhù lǐ guǐ hùn |
| [02:55.60] | nà méi yǒu shén me dà bù liǎo de |
| [02:56.97] | wǒ men zhěng wǎn méi shuì zài xiǎng jì huà què bǎo wǒ men de jiāo wǎng bú huì yǒu wèn tí |
| [03:01.24] | shì ma? nǐ men xiǎng chū shén me jì huà? |
| [03:06.45] | wǒ men wǒ men bú huì |
| [03:10.69] | ràng tā |
| [03:12.82] | biàn chéng wèn tí |
| [03:15.52] | nǐ men huā le yī zhěng wǎn xiǎng chū nà gè jì huà? |
| [03:18.83] | nǐ zhī dào de wǒ men hái zuò le bié de shì |
| [03:22.66] | nǐ men liǎng gè |
| [03:23.87] | ō, wǒ bú huì zài dì yī cì yuē huì shí jiù gēn nán bàn shàng chuáng |
| [03:26.67] | mài tè wēi ěr, mǎ kè lín ēn, bān wéi sī wǒ yǐ jīng bú huì le |
| [03:36.24] | tài gé, jīn tiān wǒ yào kāi huì duì ba? |
| [03:39.85] | méi cuò, sì diǎn kāi huì xiè xiè nǐ, méi shì le |
| [03:43.59] | děng yī xià |
| [03:49.19] | nǐ kàn dào le ma? |
| [03:50.43] | tā méi fā xiàn wǒ men zài liàn ài |
| [04:01.24] | wǒ dé huí qù gōng zuò le hǎo ba, gōng zuò kuáng |
| [04:06.74] | wǒ huì zài nǐ de píng gū biǎo lǐ tí dào nà yì diǎn |
| [04:09.24] | wǒ de shén me? nǐ yǐ jīng lái shàng bān liǎng ge yuè le |
| [04:12.25] | nǐ de shàng sī bì xū wèi nǐ de biǎo xiàn zuò píng gū |
| [04:16.12] | dàn yǒu yī jiàn shì wǒ hái méi yǒu zuò píng gū |
| [04:26.83] | nǐ shì rèn zhēn de ma? bù, wǒ yī zhí dōu xiǎng nà me zuò |
| [04:31.47] | nǐ kě yǐ bāng wǒ bǎ dōng xī jiǎn qǐ lái ma? |
| [04:39.14] | lán zi shì kōng de lín jū men bǎ táng guǒ chī diào le |
| [04:42.54] | ō, bù rán de huà jiù shì |
| [04:46.61] | qiáo yī |
| [04:49.88] | |
| [04:51.22] | nǐ chī diào gěi lín jū men de táng guǒ le ma? běn lái wǒ dǎ suàn yào nà me zuò |
| [04:54.56] | wǒ zǒu dào lán zi biān shí lǐ miàn zhǐ shèng jǐ kuài táng guǒ |
| [04:58.03] | zhěng tiān rén cháo chuān liú bù xī tā men xǐ huān tā |
| [05:00.83] | tā men xǐ huān wǒ de táng guǒ? |
| [05:03.23] | tiān a, wǒ dé duō zuò yì diǎn hēi, mó nī kǎ |
| [05:06.47] | duō zuò yì diǎn qiān céng miàn huò xǔ tā yě huì hěn shòu huān yíng |
| [05:12.34] | luó sī, lín jū men chī guāng le wǒ de táng guǒ |
| [05:14.71] | wǒ de lín jū tōu zǒu wǒ de bào zhǐ |
| [05:16.51] | zhè jiǎn zhí shì fàn zuì cháo |
| [05:22.25] | fēi bǐ, nǐ yǒu kòng ma? |
| [05:24.65] | dāng rán yǒu |
| [05:26.65] | zì cóng nǐ gào sù wǒ nà gè jiǎo tà chē de gù shì |
| [05:29.32] | tā yī zhí zài wǒ nǎo zhōng huī zhī bù qù |
| [05:31.69] | wǒ shì shuō dà jiā dōu gāi yǒu dì yī liàng jiǎo tà chē nǐ zhī dào ma? suǒ yǐ |
| [05:39.23] | wǒ de tiān a, luó sī |
| [05:42.37] | nǐ xǐ huān ma? wǒ ài sǐ tā le |
| [05:44.47] | shì ma? ō, tiān a |
| [05:46.97] | wǒ ài nǐ |
| [05:49.38] | bú shì nà yī zhǒng ài |
| [05:51.51] | dàn zhè liàng jiǎo tà chē ràng nǐ gēn wǒ gèng qīn jìn le |
| [05:54.35] | ō, bǎ tā qiān dào lóu xià qù |
| [05:56.35] | shì qí yī xià |
| [05:58.39] | hǎo de, wǒ de tiān a |
| [06:01.02] | wǒ de dì yī liàng jiǎo tà chē |
| [06:03.22] | xiè xiè nǐ zhè shì wǒ shōu guò zuì bàng de lǐ wù |
| [06:06.86] | bié kè qi |
| [06:10.63] | qián dé kuài kū le |
| [06:15.04] | wǒ cái méi yǒu |
| [06:20.94] | Who is that? shì shuí? |
| [06:22.88] | bié dān xīn, wǒ hěn yǒng gǎn |
| [06:24.61] | wǒ wǒ hěn yǒng gǎn |
| [06:28.52] | bù |
| [06:31.59] | qǐng wèn nǐ shì shuí? |
| [06:34.92] | wǒ shì gài ruì, wǒ zhù zài lóu shàng |
| [06:39.93] | hāi hāi |
| [06:41.43] | nǐ zhī dào xiàn zài jǐ diǎn le ma? xiàn zài shì táng guǒ shí jiān |
| [06:45.47] | wǒ shì yǒu shuō tā men chī qǐ lái jiù xiàng shì tiān shàng diào xià lái de lǐ wù |
| [06:48.80] | ō, bài tuō |
| [06:51.04] | nǐ tīng dào le ma? " tiān shàng diào xià lái de lǐ wù" |
| [06:55.44] | líng chén sì diǎn |
| [06:57.25] | nǐ néng gěi wǒ yì diǎn táng guǒ ma? |
| [06:59.65] | duì bù qǐ, dàn wǒ men zhī zhōng yǒu rén hái dé zǎo qǐ qù shàng bān |
| [07:04.35] | tā bù zhī dào wǒ bú shì" nà gè rén" |
| [07:09.76] | duì bù qǐ dàn míng tiān yī dà zǎo wǒ huì zuò yī xiē táng guǒ |
| [07:12.96] | hǎo ba, wǒ dāi huì zài lái |
| [07:15.60] | nǐ zhù zài zhè lǐ? |
| [07:18.63] | wǒ yīng gāi huì jì de nǐ |
| [07:23.70] | wǎn ān, gài ruì |
| [07:37.95] | nǐ kàn le nǐ de píng gū biǎo ma? |
| [07:40.49] | bù, shàng miàn xiě le" jí jī mì" |
| [07:43.12] | wǒ gāng gāng bǎ tā sòng dào rén shì chù le |
| [07:48.53] | bài tuō, nǐ shì zài kāi wán xiào, duì ba? wǒ gù yì xiě nà fèn píng gū biǎo lái gēn nǐ kāi wán xiào |
| [07:52.63] | tā men huì xǐ huān zhè gè wán xiào ma? |
| [07:54.67] | wǒ xiǎng bú huì |
| [07:57.71] | nǐ xiě le shén me? wǒ shuō nǐ shì jiē wěn gāo shǒu |
| [08:02.31] | wǒ xǐ huān nǐ yòu xiǎo yòu tǐng de |
| [08:07.62] | bù, nǐ bù gāi nà me shuō |
| [08:10.02] | hái yǒu gèng zāo gāo de shì |
| [08:11.35] | guān yú nǐ de zhǔ dòng xìng, wǒ shuō: |
| [08:13.69] | tā jī hū bù xū yào zhǐ dǎo jiù néng jiě kāi wǒ de xiōng zhào" |
| [08:18.33] | zhì yú nǐ de biǎo xiàn huì bú huì yǒu wèn tí wǒ shuō:" tiān a, xī wàng bú yào yǒu" |
| [08:23.50] | rán hòu rán hòu wǒ huà le yí gè wēi xiào de xiǎo liǎn |
| [08:27.77] | hái yǒu yī zhāng sè qíng xiǎo sù miáo |
| [08:40.28] | nǐ sòng fēi bǐ jiǎo tà chē zhēn de tài tiē xīn le |
| [08:43.42] | wǒ tīng dào nà gè gù shì shí chà diǎn jiù kū le |
| [08:45.92] | nǐ chà diǎn kū le? |
| [08:47.69] | nǐ tīng dào le ma? qián dé," chà diǎn" kū le |
| [08:51.26] | zhǐ yào yǒu rén tí dào tiě dá ní kè hào nǐ měi cì dōu huì kū |
| [08:54.90] | tā men liǎng gè zhǐ yǒu bǐ cǐ |
| [08:58.47] | tā zhēn de hěn xǐ huān tā ba? |
| [09:00.10] | duì, wǒ kàn dào tā qiān zhe tā guò jiē |
| [09:02.90] | tā de lán zi lǐ miàn hái yǒu huā nà zhēn de hěn kě ài |
| [09:06.24] | jīn tiān zǎo shàng wǒ kàn dào tā qiān zhe tā zài gōng yuán sàn bù |
| [09:09.88] | děng yī xià, tā qiān zhe jiǎo tà chē? |
| [09:12.11] | liǎng cì dōu shì? |
| [09:15.05] | hāi, fēi bǐ hāi |
| [09:17.49] | nǐ xǐ huān nǐ de jiǎo tà chē ma? fēi cháng xǐ huān |
| [09:21.99] | fēi bǐ, nǐ huì qí jiǎo tà chē ba? |
| [09:28.90] | dāng rán |
| [09:32.20] | wǒ men néng kàn nǐ qí jiǎo tà chē ma? |
| [09:33.83] | hǎo ba |
| [09:49.82] | nǐ men kàn dào le ma? |
| [09:59.79] | wǒ zǎo jiù gēn nǐ shuō bú yào gēn zhù lǐ jiāo wǎng |
| [10:02.80] | zhǐ yào shì dì xià qíng jué duì shì zhǐ bāo bú zhù huǒ de |
| [10:07.10] | nǐ tīng dào le ma? qián dé |
| [10:09.97] | zhǐ shì bāo bú zhù huǒ de |
| [10:13.04] | fā shēng le shén me shì? wǒ zhǐ shì zài chī táng guǒ |
| [10:17.55] | huò xǔ méi yǒu nà me zāo gāo tā men kě néng kàn bu dǒng wǒ de yì sī |
| [10:21.58] | dāng rán luō, nǐ zhī dào ma? yīn wèi" xiǎo pì pì" kě yǐ zhǐ |
| [10:25.55] | gēn hǎo yuán gōng |
| [10:28.86] | wǒ dé bǎ píng gū biǎo ná huí lái |
| [10:31.16] | ruì qiū, hái jì de nǐ tí dào de sù miáo ma? |
| [10:33.33] | tā gēn zhè fú sù miáo hěn xiàng ma? |
| [10:36.36] | wǒ de tiān a, qiáo yī |
| [10:39.90] | nǐ shì zěn me le? tiān a |
| [10:43.90] | zài wǒ mǎi bu qǐ sè qíng zá zhì qián zhè diǎn tiān fèn hái mán yǒu yòng de |
| [10:53.15] | hāi, duì bù qǐ, wǒ zhī dào xiàn zài shì xiū xī shí jiān, dàn wǒ zhēn de xū yào táng guǒ |
| [10:57.99] | duì bù qǐ, wǒ bāng bù liǎo nǐ kàn dào le méi? guī dìng jiù shì guī dìng |
| [11:01.26] | bài tuō, wǒ zhù zài wài dì de péng yǒu jīn tiān lái kàn wǒ |
| [11:04.46] | wǒ gēn tā men tí qǐ nǐ de táng guǒ nǐ shì zài kāi wán xiào |
| [11:07.56] | tā men shì wài dì lái de? nǐ zěn me gēn tā men shuō de? |
| [11:10.80] | wǒ gào sù tā men nǐ de táng guǒ zhēn de shì hǎo chī dào wú fǎ xíng róng |
| [11:14.47] | yǒu rén shuō tā shì" tiān shàng diào xià lái de lǐ wù", dàn nà bù zhòng yào |
| [11:20.01] | bài tuō, nǐ bù néng bāng bāng wǒ ma? qián dé, wǒ men rèn shi nà wèi nǚ shì ma? |
| [11:24.18] | tā bú shì zhù zài nǐ lóu xià shí huì dà jiào de nà gè nǚ rén ma? |
| [11:28.45] | hǎo ba, wǒ zhǐ pò lì yī cì |
| [11:30.85] | dàn nǐ bù néng gào sù rèn hé rén qiú qiú nǐ, kuài gěi wǒ ba |
| [11:34.32] | duì, jiù shì tā |
| [11:37.32] | xiè xiè nǐ bù kě sī yì |
| [11:39.53] | wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn zhǐ tiáo méi yǒu yòng |
| [11:42.16] | nǐ zhī dào shén me cái huì yǒu yòng ma? bié zài zuò táng guǒ le |
| [11:46.10] | dàn tā men xǐ huān tā |
| [11:48.24] | nǐ shì shuō tā men xǐ huān nǐ |
| [11:51.01] | huò xǔ ba |
| [11:52.37] | nà jiù shì nǐ dāng chú shī de yuán yīn? nǐ yào dà jiā xǐ huān nǐ? |
| [11:55.84] | nǐ yào gēn wǒ tán zěn me ràng bié rén xǐ huān nǐ ma? xiǎo chǒu |
| [12:09.62] | jì zhù wǒ jiào nǐ de yī qiè nǐ huì méi shì de |
| [12:13.06] | hǎo ma? kāi shǐ ba |
| [12:15.03] | jiù wèi, yù bèi |
| [12:17.16] | děng yī xià, zhè gè yǐ zi zhēn de hěn bù shū fu |
| [12:20.33] | huò xǔ wǒ men dé huàn zhāng yǐ zi zài lái liàn xí |
| [12:23.67] | huò xǔ wǒ men gāi huàn gè fēi jī zuò yǐ huò lǎn gǔ tou |
| [12:28.01] | nǐ bù néng táo bì zhè jiàn shì nǐ dé xué huì qí jiǎo tà chē |
| [12:32.38] | wèi shí me wǒ fēi xué bù kě? |
| [12:36.28] | yǐ fáng fā shēng jǐn jí shì gù shén me yàng de jǐn jí shì gù? |
| [12:40.89] | rú guǒ yǒu rén zǒu guò lái ná qiāng dǐ zhe nǐ de tóu shuō: |
| [12:45.56] | kuài qí shàng jiǎo tà chē, bù rán wǒ huì |
| [12:48.53] | wǒ huì kāi qiāng dǎ nǐ |
| [12:51.37] | wǒ huì àn líng dāng fēn sǎn tā de zhù yì lì |
| [12:53.90] | rán hòu wǒ huì yòng zhōng guó de fēi biāo bǎ nà gè jiā huo qiāo hūn |
| [12:58.74] | hǎo ba, fēi bǐ, kuài zuò shàng jiǎo tà chē |
| [13:02.24] | wǒ huì fú zhe nǐ bāng nǐ tuī, hǎo ma? |
| [13:07.41] | nǐ bú huì fàng shǒu? |
| [13:09.18] | wǒ bú huì nǐ fā shì |
| [13:10.68] | wǒ fā shì |
| [13:13.79] | hǎo ba lái ba |
| [13:18.69] | hǎo le, yào kāi shǐ le, hǎo ma? |
| [13:20.39] | hǎo ba hǎo ma? |
| [13:21.66] | gǎn jué bù cuò ba? hǎo le, shì zhe cǎi tà bǎn |
| [13:23.83] | duì le, nǐ zuò de hěn hǎo duì, kòng zhì zhù chē zi |
| [13:27.23] | zhè jiù duì le |
| [13:31.84] | ō, bù |
| [13:35.48] | nǐ fā guò shì de |
| [13:36.98] | wǒ rèn wéi nǐ qí de hěn hǎo wǒ zhēn de hěn zhèn jīng |
| [13:46.25] | dà jiā dōu shì nà yàng zi xué jiǎo tà chē de |
| [13:49.89] | wa |
| [13:59.80] | hēi, wài miàn yǒu xiē rén zài wèn táng guǒ de shì |
| [14:04.37] | tā men dé děng, hǎo ma? wǒ zhǐ yǒu liǎng zhī shǒu |
| [14:08.18] | xū yào wǒ bāng máng ma? bù, nǐ bù shú xī liú chéng |
| [14:11.48] | wǒ bù xī wàng rèn hé rén pò huài wǒ de liú chéng |
| [14:14.82] | hái yǒu, nǐ jié hūn qián yí gè xīng qī bú huì cháng cháng kàn dào wǒ |
| [14:29.40] | hāi, piàn zi |
| [14:33.87] | tīng zhe, wǒ zhēn de hěn bào qiàn fàng kāi le nǐ de jiǎo tà chē |
| [14:37.91] | wǒ kě néng huì méi mìng de |
| [14:41.91] | wǒ zhī dào |
| [14:45.45] | dàn nǐ néng zài shì yī cì ma? |
| [14:47.85] | wǒ shì shuō nǐ zhǐ chà yì diǎn jiù chéng gōng le, fēi bǐ |
| [14:50.38] | ō, wǒ hěn lè yì |
| [14:53.72] | dàn jiǎo tà chē bèi tōu le jǐng chá zhǎo bu dào xián fàn |
| [15:03.40] | fēi bǐ shén me? |
| [15:07.77] | zěn me huì zhè yàng? |
| [15:11.14] | nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [15:12.41] | rú guǒ nǐ bù xué qí jiǎo tà chē nà me wǒ hěn bào qiàn |
| [15:15.74] | wǒ dé bǎ tā shōu huí qù shén me? wèi shí me? |
| [15:19.08] | yīn wèi tā |
| [15:22.25] | tā jiù xiàng nǐ mǎi le zhè bǎ jí tā |
| [15:25.85] | què cóng lái bù dàn tā |
| [15:27.89] | hǎo ba, zhè bǎ jí tā xī wàng bèi dàn |
| [15:30.99] | zhè liàng jiǎo tà chē xī wàng bèi qí |
| [15:34.36] | rú guǒ nǐ bù qí tā |
| [15:36.86] | nǐ jiù shì zài è shā tā de líng hún |
| [15:42.90] | jiǎo tà chē |
| [15:45.07] | kuài sǐ le |
| [15:50.81] | hǎo ba, rú guǒ nǐ zhēn de nà me zài hu bù xī sā xià màn tiān dà huǎng, wǒ xué jiù shì le |
| [15:55.82] | tài bàng le |
| [15:59.79] | nǐ ràng jiǎo tà chē fēi cháng kuài lè |
| [16:02.02] | zhī dào la, luó sī |
| [16:06.19] | qǐng bú yào sǐ diào |
| [16:11.63] | wǒ men dé zài tā men kàn dào píng gū biǎo qián bǎ tā ná huí lái |
| [16:14.34] | suǒ yǐ wǒ men dé liū jìn chá nà de bàn gōng shì tōng cháng tā shí diǎn cái huì dào |
| [16:19.11] | dàn tā de zhù lǐ bèi dì yī dà zǎo jiù huì dào bàn gōng shì chī zǎo cān |
| [16:23.34] | nà zhēn de hěn bēi cǎn méi cuò, bèi dì yǒu diǎn cǎn |
| [16:27.01] | suǒ yǐ wǒ xiāng xìn wǒ kě yǐ yòng zhèi xiē qiǎo kè lì bǎ tā yòu kāi |
| [16:32.32] | wǒ yòu kāi tā hòu, nǐ jiù pǎo jìn qù |
| [16:34.62] | wǒ zhī dào le wǒ men xíng dòng ba |
| [16:37.69] | hāi, ruì qiū, nǐ yǒu kòng ma? |
| [16:40.13] | dāng rán, chá nà xiān shēng nǐ yǒu shì ma? wǒ suí shí dōu yǒu kòng |
| [16:43.66] | hǎo ba, tài bàng le |
| [16:45.73] | qǔ xiāo jì huà |
| [16:48.14] | shì shí shàng, wǒ xiǎng gēn nǐ men liǎng gè tán yī tán |
| [16:51.24] | hǎo de |
| [16:53.57] | yǒu shén me shì xū yào bāng máng ma? chá nà xiān shēng huò xǔ nǐ xiǎng chī diǎn qiǎo kè lì |
| [16:59.58] | bù, xiè xiè nǐ dàn wǒ kě yǐ bǎ tā men sòng gěi bèi dì |
| [17:04.35] | wǒ kàn guò nǐ duì tài gé zuò de píng gū biǎo |
| [17:07.32] | huò xǔ wǒ gāi jiào tā de quán míng tài gé" xiǎo kě ài" qióng sī? |
| [17:12.39] | nǐ men zhī jiān yǒu shén me ma? |
| [17:16.06] | wǒ de tiān a nǐ néng xiǎng xiàng rú guǒ yǒu huì zěn me yàng ma? |
| [17:21.97] | rú guǒ shì nà yàng de huà huì zěn yàng? |
| [17:26.71] | nà yàng a, wǒ yí dìng dé xiě fèn bào gào |
| [17:29.41] | wǒ dé gēn fǎ lǜ bù mén shāng liáng |
| [17:32.35] | nǐ men zài gōng sī de wèi lái kě néng huì yǒu wèn tí |
| [17:36.75] | ō chá nà xiān shēng |
| [17:39.05] | nà fèn píng gū biǎo shì wǒ xiě de |
| [17:41.42] | ō, bù duì |
| [17:43.02] | wǒ yǐ wéi zhè huì hěn hǎo wán |
| [17:46.29] | nǐ xiě zhe nǐ yǒu kě ài de xiǎo pì pì? |
| [17:50.73] | duì |
| [17:52.00] | wǒ de yōu mò gǎn hěn qí guài |
| [17:54.70] | hěn qí guài dì wǒ yǐ zì jǐ de wèi róng |
| [17:58.64] | kāi zhè zhǒng wán xiào tài wēi xiǎn le, tài gé |
| [18:01.51] | zhè dào dǐ shì zài huà shén me? wǒ kàn bu dǒng |
| [18:04.41] | tā dào guò lái le, nǐ dé nà bù zhòng yào |
| [18:09.15] | wǒ bú shì méi yǒu yōu mò gǎn de rén |
| [18:11.89] | méi cuò, wǒ shèn zhì hěn xǐ huān xiě dǎ yóu shī |
| [18:18.09] | dàn shí jiān gēn dì diǎn shì hěn zhòng yào de |
| [18:21.73] | chú fēi nǐ yǒu xiě dǎ yóu shī de líng gǎn |
| [18:27.03] | méi yǒu ma? hǎo ba nǐ zhī dào wǒ de chuán zhēn jī hào mǎ |
| [18:38.81] | wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn nǐ huì nà me zuò nà tài tiē xīn le |
| [18:41.62] | bié dān xīn nǐ kě néng huì diū diào gōng zuò |
| [18:44.75] | nǐ zài kāi wán xiào ma? yǒu zhè me kě ài de wǒ yí dìng néng zhǎo dào gōng zuò |
| [18:50.16] | xiè xiè nǐ, nǐ tài bàng le |
| [18:54.19] | nǐ zhī dào ma? shén me? |
| [18:56.43] | wǒ gǎn jué bàng jí le |
| [18:58.83] | shì shí shàng |
| [19:05.44] | shén me? |
| [19:07.17] | wǒ zhǐ shì wǒ huā le hěn duō shí jiān cái bǎ zhuō zi zhěng lǐ hǎo |
| [19:11.45] | duì bù qǐ |
| [19:14.35] | zhè jiù duì le |
| [19:28.16] | zěn me le? |
| [19:29.60] | wǒ men zài děng táng guǒ bǎ táng guǒ ná chū lái |
| [19:33.17] | duì, xiǎo jiě, kuài gěi wǒ men táng guǒ |
| [19:37.10] | qiáo yī |
| [19:39.04] | shén me shì? xiōng dì nǐ zài zuò shí mǒ? |
| [19:42.91] | wǒ zài děng zhe ná táng guǒ |
| [19:45.15] | kuài jìn lái |
| [19:47.11] | hēi, nǐ bù néng zài zhè lǐ chōu yān |
| [19:54.05] | yé dàn kuài lè |
| [19:56.66] | táng guǒ zuò hǎo le, wǒ dé ràng tā lěng què shí wǔ fēn zhōng |
| [20:02.40] | hǎo le, dà huǒ men, ān jìng ān jìng, qǐng bì zuǐ |
| [20:07.23] | nǐ men shì zěn me le? |
| [20:09.57] | zhè gè nǚ rén zài wèi nǐ men zuò hǎo shì |
| [20:12.91] | tā xiǎng zuò táng guǒ shì wèi le yào rèn shi nǐ men |
| [20:16.58] | wǒ gǎn shuō nǐ men méi yǒu rén néng jiào chū tā de míng zì |
| [20:20.25] | wǒ méi shuō cuò ba? |
| [20:22.42] | tā shì táng guǒ xiǎo jiě? |
| [20:25.59] | bù, bú shì" táng guǒ xiǎo jiě" |
| [20:28.69] | zhī dào tā de míng zì jiù néng ná dào táng guǒ ma? |
| [20:32.23] | hǎo ba, nǐ men zhī dào ma? |
| [20:34.70] | wàng le táng guǒ, nǐ men huǐ le yī qiè |
| [20:36.93] | huí jiā qù ba, nǐ men huǐ le yī qiè |
| [20:39.20] | nà shi bú duì de, nǐ men huǐ le yī qiè nǐ men huǐ le zhè gè jī huì |
| [20:49.78] | xiè xiè bié kè qi |
| [20:54.38] | nǐ chōu le yān ma? |
| [20:56.18] | bù, lǎo yān qiāng pó pó bǎ yān zhí jiē pēn rù wǒ de zuǐ bā lǐ |
| [21:02.59] | nǐ méi shì ba? |
| [21:04.19] | wǒ méi shì dàn gāng gāng zhēn de yǒu diǎn kě pà |
| [21:06.99] | yǒu rén huì jiāng kǒng hè zhǐ tiáo sāi dào mén fèng xià |
| [21:10.30] | duì le, wǒ hěn bào qiàn wǒ de bào lì qīng xiàng fā zuò le |
| [21:25.18] | wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn, wǒ bàn dào le wǒ huì qí jiǎo tà chē le |
| [21:28.58] | wǒ cóng lái méi xiǎng guò wǒ néng zhè me zuò, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [21:31.79] | hēi, bié xiè wǒ xiè xiè nǐ zì jǐ |
| [21:34.35] | shì nǐ miàn duì le zì jǐ de kǒng jù zhōng yú kè fú le tā men |
| [21:38.39] | bié shuō xiē chén qiāng làn diào de huà zhè bú shì fǔ dǎo kè |
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