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Hi. Hi! Hi, Ben. hāi hāi! hāi, bān |
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Hi. We have a bathroom emergency. hāi cè suǒ jǐn jí shì jiàn |
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Go ahead. qǐng yòng |
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Before we do, are any of Joey' s special " romance" magazines in there? qù zhī qián, méi yǒu qiáo yī tè bié de " luó màn shǐ" zá zhì zài lǐ miàn ba? |
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No. Okay, all clear. méi yǒu kě yǐ le |
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Thanks, Phoebe. xiè xiè, fēi bǐ |
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That' s Rachel. shì ruì qiū |
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But whatever. suí biàn la |
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Could you do me a big favor? kě yǐ bāng wǒ yí gè dà máng ma? |
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I have a meeting at the dean' s office. yuàn cháng bàn gōng shì zhào kāi huì yì |
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Can you watch Ben for an hour? nǐ néng tì wǒ zhào kàn bān yī xiǎo shí ma? |
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What about Monica? She isn' t home. mó nī kǎ ne? tā bù zài jiā |
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So it would just be me alone? zhǐ yǒu wǒ yí ge rén? |
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Ben would be there. bān yě huì zài |
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What' s the matter? zěn me le? |
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I' ve never done that before. Me and him, alone. yǐ qián cóng lái bù céng zhǐ yǒu wǒ hé tā dān dú zài yì qǐ |
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He' s not an excon. tā bú shì qián kē fàn |
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Okay, okay... hǎo, hǎo |
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What do I do with him? I don' t know, talk to him. wǒ yào hé tā zuò shí mǒ? wǒ bù zhī dào, hé tā jiǎng huà |
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Entertain him. Keep him alive. yú lè tā, ràng tā huó zhe |
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Okay. Ben, come here. hǎo bān, lái |
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I' m gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour, okay? wǒ yào bǎ nǐ liú zài zhè ér hé ruì qiū ā yí yì qǐ yī xiǎo shí, hǎo ma? |
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Gonna be okay? nǐ kě yǐ ba? |
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I think so. I wasn' t talking to you. wǒ xiǎng kě yǐ wǒ bú shì hé nǐ shuō huà |
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The One With The Truth About London běn jí bō chū: lún dūn dí zhēn xiāng |
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What about the second minister? I kind of liked him. dì èr wèi jiào shì rú hé? wǒ hái mán xǐ huān tā de |
| [02:01.08] |
You mean the spitter? Come on. He wasn' t that bad. nǐ zhǐ pēn kǒu shuǐ nà gè? bié zhè yàng, tā méi nà me zāo |
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Easy for you to say, you' d be wearing a veil. nǐ shuō qǐ lái róng yì, nǐ yǒu miàn shā |
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And the third guy? He kept staring at your chest. dì sān ge ne? tā yī zhí dèng zhe nǐ de xiōng bù kàn |
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Can you blame him? nǐ néng guài tā ma? |
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I don' t like the idea of me saying, " I do"... wǒ bù xī wàng wǒ shuō" wǒ yuàn yì" shí |
| [02:18.80] |
while he' s thinking, " I' d do it too." tā xiǎng zhe," wǒ yě yuàn yì" |
| [02:23.04] |
Well, then we still have a problem. With what? nà wǒ men hái yǒu yí gè wèn tí shén me? |
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We need someone to perform our wedding but they' re all boring or annoying... wǒ men xū yào zhèng hūn rén dàn tā men dōu tài wú qù huò shì tǎo yàn |
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or keep staring at the ladies. huò shì yī zhí dèng zhe nǚ shēng kàn |
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You should have one of us do it. yīng gāi ràng wǒ men qí zhōng yī rén lái zhèng hūn |
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We' re getting " married" married, not " 6thgrade" married. wǒ men shì yào" jié hūn" de jié hūn bú shì" liù nián jí" de jié hūn |
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No, it' s a real thing. shì zhēn de |
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Anyone can be ordained on the lnternet and perform weddings and stuff. rèn hé rén dōu néng zài wǎng lù shàng bèi rèn mìng wèi jiào shì rán hòu zhèng hūn |
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I call it! wǒ yào! |
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What? It was my idea! shén me? shì wǒ de zhǔ yì! |
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Thank you very much, but neither of you is marrying us. fēi cháng gǎn xiè nǐ, dàn nǐ men shuí yě bú huì tì wǒ men zhèng hūn |
| [02:57.14] |
Does calling it not mean anything anymore? tí chū qǐng qiú bù zài yǒu rèn hé yì yì le ma? |
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We' re having a legitimate clergy member. wǒ men yào yī wèi zhèng shì de jiào shì |
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And when I say legitimate, I mean gay... wǒ shuō zhèng shì, wǒ zhǐ de shì tóng xìng liàn |
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and in control of his saliva. ér qiě néng kòng zhì kǒu shuǐ de |
| [03:20.03] |
Ben, you know, when you were a baby... bān, nǐ zhī dào, dāng nǐ hái shì gè yīng ér shí |
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we' d hang out all the time. wǒ men cháng zài yì qǐ |
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I was your daddy' s girlfriend. nà shí wǒ shì nǐ bà de nǚ péng yǒu |
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But you' re not anymore. kě shì nǐ xiàn zài bú shì le |
| [03:31.24] |
No, I' m not. Because you guys were on a break.. bù, wǒ bú shì yīn wèi nǐ men xiǎng fēn kāi yī xià |
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Hey, we were not on a.. hēi, wǒ men bú shì |
| [03:40.11] |
When' s my daddy coming back? Fiftytwo minutes. wǒ bà shén me shí hòu huì huí lái? 52 fēn zhōng hòu |
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So no brothers or sisters, huh? nǐ méi yǒu xiōng dì jiě mèi, ? |
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You know, I had two sisters and we just tortured each other. wǒ yǒu liǎng gè jiě mèi, wǒ men bǐ cǐ zhé mó |
| [03:54.80] |
Really? Like how? Well, you know, we would... zhēn de? xiàng zěn yàng? wǒ men huì |
| [03:58.57] |
we' d repeat everything the other said... chóng fù lìng yí ge rén shuō de měi yī jù huà |
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or we' d jump out of closets to scare each other... huò shì cóng yī guì tiào chū qù xià rén |
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or switch the sugar with salt so they put salt on their cereal. huò shì bǎ táng huàn chéng yán ràng bié rén bǎ yán sǎ dào zǎo cān mài piàn lǐ |
| [04:09.28] |
That' s a good one. zhè gè bù cuò |
| [04:12.35] |
Yeah, you like that one? Yeah, you' re funny. nǐ xǐ huān ma? shì, nǐ hěn hǎo wán |
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I' m funny? wǒ hěn hǎo wán? |
| [04:16.99] |
Oh, thank God. gǎn xiè tiān |
| [04:19.25] |
Well, hey, I got a ton of these. hēi, wǒ yǒu yī dà duī zhè zhǒng gù shì |
| [04:21.22] |
You take a quarter... ná yí gè 25 xiān tóng bǎn |
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and you blacken the edge, right? bǎ biān yuán tú hēi |
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And then you say, " I bet you can' t roll this quarter... rán hòu shuō: wǒ dǎ dǔ nǐ bù néng yòng zhè méi tóng bǎn |
| [04:32.37] |
to your chin without it leaving your face." gǔn guò nǐ de xià bā ér bù lí kāi nǐ de liǎn |
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And when they do it, they' re left with a line down the center of their face. děng tā men zhè me zuò le huì zài liǎn zhèng zhōng yāng liú xià yī tiáo xiàn |
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Can I do it to you? wǒ kě yǐ duì nǐ zhè yàng ma? |
| [04:43.75] |
I' m funny, Ben, but I' m not stupid. bān, wǒ shì yōu mò, dàn wǒ bù bèn |
| [04:52.89] |
So did you find anyone to marry you yet? nǐ men zhǎo dào zhèng hūn rén le ma? |
| [04:55.56] |
No, but " Horny for Monica" minister called... méi yǒu, dàn" chī xiǎng mó nī kǎ" jiào shì dǎ diàn huà lái |
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wondering if we' re still together. xiǎng zhī dào wǒ men shì fǒu hái zài yì qǐ |
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We' ll never find anybody. Then let me do it. wǒ men yǒng yuǎn bú huì zhǎo dào rén de nà me ràng wǒ lái |
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Joey.. I' ve been thinking. qiáo yī wǒ xiǎng guò le |
| [05:08.24] |
I' m an actor, so I won' t get nervous in front of people. wǒ shì gè yǎn yuán, wǒ zài rén qián bú huì jǐn zhāng |
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I won' t spit and I won' t stare at Monica' s breasts. wǒ bú huì pēn kǒu shuǐ yě bú huì dèng zhe mó nī kǎ de xiōng bù kàn |
| [05:16.44] |
Everyone knows I' m an ass man. dà jiā dōu zhī dào wǒ xǐ huān de shì tún bù |
| [05:20.62] |
That' s true. The most important thing... nà dào shi zhēn de zuì zhòng yào de shì |
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is, it won' t be some stranger who barely knows you. bú shì yī wèi jī hū bù rèn shi nǐ de mò shēng rén tì nǐ zhèng hūn |
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It' ll be me. And I swear, I' ll do a really good job. ér huì shì wǒ, wǒ fā shì, wǒ huì zuò de hěn hǎo |
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Plus, I love you guys and it would really mean a lot to me. hái yǒu, wǒ ài nǐ men, zhè duì wǒ yì yì zhòng dà |
| [05:35.90] |
Might be kind of cool. zhè yàng yě mán kù de |
| [05:37.40] |
So I can do it? Yeah, you can do it. wǒ kě yǐ ma? hǎo, nǐ kě yǐ |
| [05:39.80] |
All right! Okay! hǎo! hǎo! |
| [05:42.94] |
Okay, I gotta get started on my speech. hǎo, wǒ yào kāi shǐ zhǔn bèi wǒ de yǎn shuō |
| [05:45.57] |
Wait a minute. děng yī xià |
| [05:47.44] |
Internet ministers can have sex, right? wǎng lù shàng rèn mìng de jiào shì hái shì kě yǐ , duì ba? |
| [05:54.62] |
Coming. lái le |
| [06:04.43] |
I have a bone to pick with you. wǒ yào zhǎo nǐ má fán |
| [06:08.93] |
Uhoh. Yes. cǎn le duì |
| [06:10.80] |
Ben learned a little trick. bān xué le yí gè è zuò jù |
| [06:15.80] |
Oh, did he pull the old..? That' s right, that' s right. tā shì bú shì? duì, shì de |
| [06:20.64] |
Saran wrap on the toilet seat... mǎ tǒng zuò wèi shàng bāo le sī lóng |
| [06:23.61] |
so the pee goes everywhere. yú shì niào niào pēn dé dào chù dōu shì |
| [06:28.42] |
Oh, that. Yeah, that. ó, nà gè a duì, nà gè |
| [06:30.99] |
You know I hate practical jokes. nǐ zhī dào wǒ zuì hèn wù zuò jù de |
| [06:33.49] |
They' re mean, they' re stupid and I don' t want my son learning them. è zuò jù hěn dú, hěn bèn wǒ bú yào wǒ ér zi xué huì zhèi xiē |
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Saran wrap on the toilet seat? Isn' t that just a little funny? mǎ tǒng bāo le sī lóng? nà méi yǒu yì diǎn diǎn hǎo xiào ma? |
| [06:42.20] |
I was barefoot. Oh. wǒ chì jiǎo ó |
| [06:45.43] |
Tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him, right? nǐ zhǐ yǒu jiào tā mǎ tǒng zhè yī jiàn, duì bù? |
| [06:53.57] |
Yes. duì |
| [06:58.48] |
Hey. Say hello to Reverend Joey Tribbiani. hēi xiàng qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní jiào shì dǎ zhāo hū |
| [07:01.72] |
You got ordained? Yeah. nǐ bèi rèn mìng le? duì |
| [07:03.82] |
Just got off the lnternet. Man, there' s a lot of porn out there. cái xià wǎng, wǎng shàng hǎo duō sè qíng tú piàn |
| [07:08.96] |
Our minister. wǒ men de jiào shì |
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I started on what I' m gonna say for the ceremony. Want to hear it? wǒ yǐ jīng xiě xià wǒ zài hūn lǐ yào shuō de huà, yào tīng ma? |
| [07:15.23] |
Listen, this is just the first draft, so... zhù yì, zhè zhǐ shì dì yī piān cǎo gǎo, suǒ yǐ |
| [07:19.40] |
" We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion... jīn tiān wǒ men qí jù cǐ chù zài zhè gè xǐ yuè de chǎng hé |
| [07:22.84] |
to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share. lái qìng zhù mó nī kǎ hé qián dé zhī jiān tè bié de ài |
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It is a love based on giving and receiving... zhè shì diàn jī zài fù chū hé jiē shòu |
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as well as having and sharing. yōng yǒu hé fēn xiǎng de ài |
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And the love that they give and have is shared and received. tā men fù chū hé yōng yǒu de ài bèi fēn xiǎng hé jiē shòu le |
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And through this having and giving... jiè zhe zhè yàng de yōng yǒu hé fù chū |
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and sharing and receiving... yǐ jí fēn xiǎng hé jiē shòu |
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we too can share and love and have... wǒ men tóng yàng fēn xiǎng, ài, hé yōng yǒu |
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and receive." hái yǒu jiē shòu |
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Should we call the spitter? yào bú yào dǎ diàn huà gěi pēn kǒu shuǐ de? |
| [08:10.05] |
Hey, Rachel. Hi. hēi, ruì qiū hāi |
| [08:13.42] |
What a surprise. What are you doing here? hǎo gè jīng xǐ, nǐ zěn me zài zhè lǐ? |
| [08:16.56] |
I was just in the neighborhood... wǒ zhèng hǎo zài fù jìn |
| [08:19.29] |
and I passed by your building and thought, " What' s up with Carol... jīng guò nǐ jiā, wǒ xiǎng kǎi luò hé kě ài de xiǎo bān |
| [08:23.26] |
and sweet little Ben?" bù zhī dào zěn me yàng? |
| [08:25.53] |
That' s nice. Well, come on in. Okay. zhēn hǎo, qǐng jìn hǎo |
| [08:28.80] |
I' ll make some coffee and we can chat. wǒ lái zhǔ kā fēi, rán hòu wǒ men kě yǐ liáo tiān |
| [08:31.27] |
I' d love that. I would love that. hǎo a, hěn hǎo |
| [08:35.48] |
So where is sweet little Ben? kě ài de xiǎo bān ne? |
| [08:38.08] |
I would love to have a little.. wǒ xiǎng hé xiǎo |
| [08:43.68] |
I found him! zhǎo dào tā le! |
| [08:46.35] |
Very funny. Come here. hǎo hǎo xiào, guò lái |
| [08:48.79] |
That is exactly why I' ve come here to talk to you, okay? zhè jiù shì wǒ lái zhǎo nǐ tán de yuán yīn |
| [08:52.56] |
Rachel, you want sugar? Yes, but.. ruì qiū, yào jiā táng ma? hǎo, dàn |
| [08:55.26] |
Do I want sugar in my coffee? wǒ de kā fēi yào bú yào jiā táng? |
| [09:00.64] |
No, just some milk would be good, Carol. Thanks. bú yào, zhǐ yào jiā niú nǎi jiù hǎo, xiè xiè |
| [09:03.77] |
Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday? jì de wǒ zuó tiān jiào nǐ de nèi xiē dōng xī? |
| [09:06.87] |
" Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?" " jì de wǒ zuó tiān jiào nǐ de nèi xiē dōng xī?" |
| [09:10.71] |
Don' t do that. " Don' t do that." bú yào zhè yàng " bú yào zhè yàng" |
| [09:12.65] |
Your dad doesn' t like pranks. " Your dad doesn' t like pranks." nǐ bà bà bù xǐ huān è zuò jù " nǐ bà bà bù xǐ huān è zuò jù" |
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Oh, damn it. " Oh, damn it!" kě wù! " kě wù!" |
| [09:19.32] |
No! Don' t say that. bù! bú yào zhè me shuō |
| [09:21.52] |
Damn it! Go back to repeating. kě wù! chóng fù wǒ de shuō huà |
| [09:23.46] |
Damn it! Oh, crap. kě wù! zhēn làn! |
| [09:25.19] |
" Oh, crap!" " zhēn làn!" |
| [09:33.27] |
Okay, I got some more written, ready? hǎo, wǒ yòu xiě le yī xiē, zhǔn bèi hǎo le ma? |
| [09:37.77] |
Yeah, okay. shì, hǎo |
| [09:40.71] |
" When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share... dāng wǒ xiǎng dào zhè liǎng wèi fù chū zhě hé jiē shòu zhě suǒ fēn xiǎng de ài |
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I can' t help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving... wǒ jīn bú zhù jí dù zhī hòu yī shēng de yōng yǒu hé ài |
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and giving.." And then I can' t think of a good word for right here. hé fù chū wǒ xiǎng bù chū zhè ér yào yòng shén me zì |
| [09:54.56] |
How about " receiving"? Yes! yòng" jiē shòu" rú hé? duì! |
| [09:59.53] |
See, Joe, not that that' s not great... qiáo yī, zhè bú shì bù hǎo |
| [10:03.56] |
but one cool thing about having a friend perform the ceremony... dàn péng yǒu zhèng hūn de hǎo chù jiù shì |
| [10:08.14] |
is that it can be about us. néng gòu hé wǒ men yǒu guān |
| [10:10.04] |
It can be more personal. You can tell stories about us. kě yǐ gèng gè rén, nǐ kě yǐ shuō shuō wǒ men de xiǎo gù shì |
| [10:16.08] |
Okay! Maybe I' ll talk about London, when you hooked up. hǎo! wǒ kě yǐ tán lún dūn dāng nǐ men kāi shǐ zài yì qǐ |
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Only I won' t say " hooked up"... wǒ bú huì shuō" zài yì qǐ" |
| [10:22.45] |
I' ll say, " began their beautiful journey... wǒ huì shuō: tā men měi lì de lǚ chéng |
| [10:25.75] |
There you go. by doing it." duì le yóu zuò le kāi shǐ |
| [10:30.76] |
Joe. Okay, all right. qiáo yī hǎo ba |
| [10:33.89] |
So how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room... suǒ yǐ shì zěn me kāi shǐ de? nǐ men de shuāng yǎn yuè guò fáng jiān xiāng yù |
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then you' re in the bathtub and she' s feeding you strawberries? rán hòu nǐ zài yù gāng lǐ tā zài wèi nǐ chī cǎo méi? |
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Isn' t that what happened to you? Yeah! nà bú shì fā shēng zài nǐ hé bàn niáng shēn shàng ma? duì! |
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I call that " London style." wǒ jiào tā zuò" lún dūn pài" |
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That didn' t happen with us. méi fā shēng zài wǒ men shēn shàng |
| [10:53.85] |
Maybe you should say it is, because " London style" sounds nice. yě xǔ nǐ yīng gāi shuō yǒu yīn wèi" lún dūn pài" tīng lái bù cuò |
| [10:59.12] |
Okay, uh... hǎo, |
| [11:01.19] |
I was sad that night because this guy thought I was Ross' mom. nà tiān wǎn shàng wǒ hěn nán guò yīn wèi yǒu gè jiā huo yǐ wéi wǒ shì luó sī de mā |
| [11:06.63] |
And Chandler was really sweet and he consoled me and... qián dé duì wǒ hěn hǎo, yī zhí ān wèi wǒ |
| [11:10.87] |
we drank too much. Yeah, baby. ér wǒ men hē le hěn duō hǎo a, bǎo bèi |
| [11:15.77] |
I was a gentleman and I walked her to her hotel room and said good night. wǒ hěn shēn shì dì péi tā zǒu huí lǚ guǎn fáng jiān, dào le wǎn ān |
| [11:21.08] |
Oh. |
| [11:22.44] |
But then, later that night.. Yeah, baby. dàn nà wǎn shāo wǎn shí hǎo a, bǎo bèi |
| [11:36.22] |
Cute P. J. s. Really living it up here in London, huh? kě ài de shuì yī zhēn de xiǎng zài lún dūn guò de duō cǎi duō zī? |
| [11:41.30] |
Well, I wasn' t exactly expecting company after... wǒ xiǎng bú huì zài yǒu rén lái, xiàn zài yǐ jīng |
| [11:46.03] |
9: 15. 9 diǎn 15 fēn |
| [11:48.74] |
Is Joey here? qiáo yī zài ma? |
| [11:50.24] |
Last I saw he was with a bridesmaid and a bucket of strawberries. shàng cì wǒ kàn dào tā shí tā hé bàn niáng hé yī lán cǎo méi zài yì qǐ |
| [11:55.28] |
You' re not still upset about what that guy told you, are you? nǐ bú huì hái zài wèi nà gè jiā huo de huà shēng qì ba? |
| [12:00.25] |
Wouldn' t you be? nǐ bú huì ma? |
| [12:01.98] |
It' s been a really emotional time and you' ve had a lot to drink... zhè shì yí gè hěn gǎn rén de shí kè nǐ yòu hē le hěn duō |
| [12:06.12] |
You have to let that go, okay? nǐ bì xū yào ràng zhè jiàn shì guò qù, hǎo ma? |
| [12:08.09] |
You were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight. nǐ shì jīn wǎn wū lǐ zuì měi dí nǚ rén |
| [12:12.16] |
Really? zhēn de? |
| [12:13.43] |
You kidding? You' re the most beautiful woman in most rooms.. nǐ shuō xiào? nǐ shì dà bù fèn wū lǐ zuì měi dí nǚ rén |
| [12:24.67] |
Whoa, what' s going on? ō, fā shēng shén me shì le? |
| [12:26.37] |
We just made out. wǒ men qīn zuǐ le |
| [12:27.61] |
We' re making out? Not anymore. wǒ men qīn zuǐ le? xiàn zài méi yǒu |
| [12:30.71] |
But we don' t do that. I know, I thought it would be fun. kě shì wǒ men bù zhè yàng de wǒ zhī dào, wǒ yǐ wéi huì hěn hǎo wán |
| [12:35.78] |
How drunk are you? nǐ yǒu duō zuì? |
| [12:37.02] |
Enough to know I want to do this. Not so much that you should feel guilty. zuì dào zhī dào wǒ xiǎng zhè me zuò dàn méi dào nǐ gāi jué de nèi jiù de dì bù |
| [12:43.72] |
That' s the perfect amount. zhè shì zuì hǎo de chéng dù |
| [12:52.33] |
You know what' s weird? What? nǐ zhī dào nǎ lǐ qí guài ma? nǎ lǐ? |
| [12:54.30] |
This doesn' t feel weird. I know. gǎn jué yì diǎn dōu bù qí guài wǒ zhī dào |
| [12:56.87] |
You' re a really good kisser. Well, I have kissed over four women. nǐ de wěn gōng hěn bàng wǒ wěn le chāo guò 4 gè nǚ rén |
| [13:03.54] |
Want to get under the covers? Okay. zuān dào bèi wō lǐ? hǎo |
| [13:15.76] |
Wow, you are really fast! wa, nǐ hǎo kuài! |
| [13:17.56] |
It bodes well for me that speed impresses you. wǒ xiǎng nǐ huì xīn shǎng sù dù |
| [13:22.33] |
We' re gonna see each other naked. Yep. wǒ men yào luǒ chéng xiāng jiàn le duì |
| [13:25.57] |
At the same time? Count of three? tóng shí? shù dào sān? |
| [13:28.37] |
One, two, three. yī, èr, sān |
| [13:35.94] |
Well, I think it' s safe to say our friendship is effectively ruined. wǒ xiǎng wǒ men de yǒu yì hěn yǒu xiào de bèi zhōng jié le |
| [13:40.08] |
Eh, we weren' t that close anyway. fǎn zhèng wǒ men běn lái yě méi nà me qīn jìn |
| [13:44.95] |
Joey, Joey, Joey! qiáo yī, qiáo yī, qiáo yī! |
| [13:50.36] |
Hey. hēi |
| [13:51.59] |
Hey, Joe. I was just watching a movie... hēi, qiáo yī, wǒ zài kàn diàn yǐng |
| [13:58.27] |
Oh, dude, I' m so sorry. lǎo xiōng, duì bù qǐ |
| [14:01.40] |
No! bú shì! |
| [14:03.40] |
It' s cool, I' m still with my bridesmaid. méi shì, wǒ hái gēn bàn niáng zài yì qǐ |
| [14:06.04] |
Where are the condoms? bǎo xiǎn tào zài na r? |
| [14:08.31] |
In my bag over there. zài nà biān, wǒ de dài zi lǐ |
| [14:16.82] |
Could you leave me one? kě yǐ liú yí gè gěi wǒ ma? |
| [14:21.56] |
For just you? gěi nǐ? |
| [14:23.92] |
Yeah. duì |
| [14:27.80] |
All right. There you go, buddy. hǎo, gěi nǐ, lǎo xiōng |
| [14:31.43] |
Go nuts. nǐ qù fēng ba |
| [14:36.00] |
That' s what that was? yuán lái shì wèi le nà jiàn shì yòng de? |
| [14:37.97] |
If I hadn' t left you one, you two might' ve never gotten together. rú guǒ wǒ méi liú yí gè gěi nǐ nǐ men liǎng gè kě néng yǒng yuǎn bú huì zài yì qǐ |
| [14:43.58] |
Imagine if I had sent that hooker like I was gonna? xiǎng xiàng yī xià, rú guǒ wǒ zhào yuán lái jì huà sòng le yí gè jì nǚ shǎng qù huì zěn yàng? |
| [14:48.52] |
It' s like it was in the stars. jiù xiàng zài tiān shàng yí yàng |
| [14:51.42] |
Yeah, totally meant to be. shì a, nǐ men shì zhù dìng zài yì qǐ de |
| [14:53.15] |
Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night. gào sù tā nǐ yuán xiān nà wǎn shì yào qù zhǎo shuí de |
| [14:57.46] |
What? What? shén me? shén me? |
| [14:59.93] |
What? shén me? |
| [15:03.30] |
Who did you originally want to hook up with? nǐ yuán xiān shì yào qù zhǎo shuí de? |
| [15:07.30] |
Okay, fine, but please don' t be upset. hǎo ba, bú yào shēng qì |
| [15:09.94] |
I was really depressed, okay? And really drunk. wǒ nà shí zhēn de hěn jǔ sàng, hǎo ma? ér qiě zuì de hěn lì hài |
| [15:14.44] |
I wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted sex. wǒ xiǎng zuò yòu bèn yòu wú yì yì de shì wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shàng chuáng |
| [15:19.38] |
So, when I went to your room that night... suǒ yǐ nà wǎn wǒ dào nǐ men fáng jiān |
| [15:22.45] |
I was actually looking for Joey. qí shí shì yào zhǎo qiáo yī de |
| [15:32.66] |
Yeah, baby. hǎo a, bǎo bèi |
| [15:36.00] |
No, baby. bù, bǎo bèi |
| [15:39.13] |
Oh, my God. ó, wǒ de tiān |
| [15:40.67] |
You came looking for Joey? nǐ lái zhǎo qiáo yī de? |
| [15:42.70] |
Were you planning on telling me this? No, I didn' t think it was important. nǐ yǒu yào gào sù wǒ ma? méi yǒu, wǒ jué de zhè bù zhòng yào |
| [15:47.84] |
It' s not important? It' s not important? zhè bù zhòng yào? zhè bù zhòng yào? |
| [15:50.21] |
If it wasn' t for a bridesmaid, you' d be marrying him. rú guǒ méi yǒu nà gè bàn niáng nǐ jià de huì shì tā ér bú shì wǒ |
| [15:53.38] |
Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey wasn' t there? nǐ zhī dào wǒ yǒu duō gāo xìng qiáo yī bù zài na r ma? |
| [15:58.39] |
Hey! hēi! |
| [16:01.29] |
I' m a man of the cloth but I still have feelings. suī rán wǒ shì shén zhí rén yuán kě shì wǒ hái shì yǒu gǎn jué de |
| [16:06.23] |
There' s no way you' re doing this wedding now, okay? xiàn zài nǐ bù kě néng tì wǒ men zhèng hūn |
| [16:09.60] |
What? That' s not fair. It' s not my fault. shén me? bù gōng píng, bú shì wǒ de cuò |
| [16:13.50] |
I was with my bridesmaid. wǒ hé bàn niáng zài yì qǐ |
| [16:15.24] |
And who' s to say I would' ve said yes? ér qiě shuí shuō wǒ huì dā yìng de? |
| [16:17.54] |
I mean, I would' ve said yes. wǒ shì shuō, wǒ huì dā yìng de |
| [16:21.08] |
You are making way too big a deal out of this. nǐ bǎ zhè jiàn shì kàn de tài yán zhòng le |
| [16:24.21] |
Everything worked out okay. zuì hòu dōu hěn hǎo a |
| [16:26.08] |
It' s just weird, okay? zhǐ shì hěn qí guài, hǎo ma? |
| [16:27.72] |
I don' t want to be saying my vows with the mental image of you and Monica. wǒ bú yào zài wǒ lì xià hūn shì shí xīn lǐ yǒu zhe nǐ hé mó nī kǎ de yǐng xiàng |
| [16:32.19] |
I need.. I don' t know what I need. I need a walk. wǒ xū yào wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ yào shén me wǒ yào qù sàn bù |
| [16:35.26] |
Wait, Chandler, it' s not a big deal. It is to me. děng yī xià, qián dé, méi yǒu shén dà bù liǎo de duì wǒ shì |
| [16:39.03] |
You wanted to sleep with Batman and settled for Robin. nǐ xiǎng hé biān fú xiá shàng chuáng jié guǒ yǐ luó bīn dǎ fā le |
| [16:46.83] |
This is crazy. No, Robin is so gay. zhè tài fēng kuáng le bù, luó bīn shì tóng xìng liàn |
| [16:54.11] |
So now what have we agreed? No more pranks. wǒ men dōu tóng yì le? bù zài è zuò jù |
| [16:57.75] |
What else? You and Daddy were not on a break. hái yǒu ne? nǐ hé bà bà bú shì xiǎng fēn kāi yī xià |
| [17:01.15] |
Very good. hěn hǎo |
| [17:05.89] |
Rachel, what are you doing here? ruì qiū, nǐ zài zhè lǐ gàn shén me? |
| [17:09.29] |
I' m just visiting my good friend Carol. bài fǎng wǒ de hǎo péng you kǎi luò |
| [17:12.63] |
Your good friend? Yeah. nǐ de hǎo péng you? duì |
| [17:15.56] |
What' s her last name? tā xìng shén me? |
| [17:19.50] |
Carol... kǎi luò |
| [17:21.50] |
Lesbian. Nice. tóng xìng liàn hěn hǎo |
| [17:26.31] |
By the way, that line down my face... hái yǒu, wǒ liǎn shàng nà tiáo xiàn |
| [17:29.51] |
The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say: zài jīn tiān zuì hòu yī táng kè ràng yí gè xué shēng shuō: |
| [17:35.95] |
" Dude, don' t you ever wash your face?" " lǎo xiōng, nǐ cóng lái bù xǐ liǎn ma?" de nà tiáo xiàn |
| [17:40.09] |
I' m sorry I didn' t tell you. hǎo, wǒ hěn bào qiàn, duì bù qǐ méi yǒu gào sù nǐ |
| [17:42.32] |
I don' t want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. wǒ bú yào nǐ zài jiào wǒ ér zi nèi xiē dōng xī |
| [17:45.96] |
Okay? Fine. Fine. hǎo ma? hǎo, hǎo |
| [17:47.93] |
Once I taught him that stuff, he called me " fun Aunt Rachel." wǒ yī jiào tā nèi xiē dōng xī tā jiào wǒ" hǎo wán de ruì qiū ā yí" |
| [17:51.90] |
And I loved being fun Aunt Rachel. wǒ xǐ huān zuò hǎo wán de ruì qiū ā yí |
| [17:55.94] |
I' m glad you guys were bonding but.. wǒ hěn gāo xìng nǐ men néng jiàn lì gǎn qíng, dàn |
| [17:58.47] |
Look, he doesn' t have any siblings. tā méi yǒu rèn hé xiōng dì jiě mèi |
| [18:00.84] |
Somebody has to teach him this stuff. yǒu rén dé jiào tā zhèi xiē dōng xī |
| [18:03.41] |
I haven' t taught him anything a normal 6yearold doesn' t know. wǒ méi yǒu jiào tā rèn hé zhèng cháng 6 suì xiǎo hái bù zhī dào de shì |
| [18:07.41] |
Crap! I gotta go. hǎo làn! wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [18:15.66] |
Hey. Hey. hēi hēi |
| [18:17.79] |
You want this scone? It came for me but it would rather sleep with you. nǐ yào zhè gè sū bǐng ma? shì gěi wǒ de dàn tā bǐ jiào xiǎng hé nǐ shuì |
| [18:23.80] |
Nothing even happened. shén me dōu méi fā shēng |
| [18:26.93] |
I just don' t want you to be upset. wǒ zhǐ bú yào nǐ shēng qì |
| [18:29.50] |
How can I not be upset? wǒ zěn me néng bù shēng qì? |
| [18:31.51] |
I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman... wǒ zhōng yú hé zhè gè hěn bàng de nǚ rén zhuì rù ài hé |
| [18:34.84] |
and it turns out she wanted you first. ér tā zuì chū yào de shì nǐ |
| [18:37.24] |
Yeah, for like a half an hour one night. shì a, mǒu yí gè wǎn shàng de bàn xiǎo shí |
| [18:40.68] |
Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life. qián dé, tā yào hé nǐ gòng dù yī shēng |
| [18:44.95] |
We look at you and we see you together, and it just... wǒ men kàn zhe nǐ men, kàn dào nǐ men zài yì qǐ, jiù shì |
| [18:49.22] |
it fits, you know? hěn bān pèi, nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [18:52.83] |
And you just know it' s gonna last forever. nǐ jiù shì zhī dào néng chí xù zhōng shēng |
| [18:59.23] |
That' s what you should say. zhè jiù shì nǐ gāi jiǎng de |
| [19:02.40] |
What? shén me? |
| [19:06.37] |
When you' re marrying us, that' s what you should say. dāng nǐ tì wǒ men zhèng hūn shí, nà jiù shì nǐ gāi shuō de |
| [19:10.78] |
Really? I could do it? zhēn de? wǒ kě yǐ tì nǐ men zhèng hūn ma? |
| [19:13.78] |
I' d love you to do it. wǒ xī wàng nǐ tì wǒ zhèng hūn |
| [19:15.98] |
Hey. hēi |
| [19:20.39] |
But those are the words. Those exact words. bù guò nèi xiē shì nǐ de yǎn jiǎng, yī mú yī yàng de |
| [19:25.56] |
Well, I don' t remember exactly but... wǒ bù tài jì de le |
| [19:29.13] |
it' s pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving. shì guān yú yōng yǒu hé fù chū hé fēn xiǎng hé jiē shòu |
| [19:41.28] |
So you guys doing okay? Yeah. nǐ men liǎng gè méi shì le? shì a |
| [19:44.55] |
We talked and Monica made me see that I overreacted a little bit. wǒ men tán guò le, mó nī kǎ ràng wǒ zhī dào wǒ fǎn yìng guò dù le |
| [19:48.75] |
Some things are more important. Yeah, baby. yǒu xiē shì shì bǐ jiào zhòng yào de shì a, bǎo bèi |
| [19:55.29] |
I' m really glad you guys are okay, but I just keep thinking... hěn gāo xìng nǐ men méi shì le, dàn wǒ yī zhí zài xiǎng |
| [19:59.33] |
what would' ve happened if you two had hooked up. rú guǒ nǐ men liǎng gè zài yì qǐ huì shì shén me yàng zi |
| [20:05.60] |
Honey, dinner' s ready! qīn ài de, wǎn fàn hǎo le! |
| [20:13.44] |
What' s my little chef got for me tonight? wǒ de xiǎo chú shī jīn wǎn tì wǒ zuò le shén me? |
| [20:16.18] |
Your favorite. Ho, ho, ho... nǐ zuì xǐ huān de |
| [20:18.65] |
fried stuff with cheese. qǐ sī zá chǎo |
| [20:22.05] |
And lots of it! hěn duō hěn duō! |
| [20:25.12] |
Thanks, sweetheart. xiè xiè, tián xīn |
| [20:26.92] |
Give me a little sugar... lái qīn yí gè |
| [20:32.29] |
Here we go, here we go, here we go. lái, lái, lái |
| [20:38.77] |
How you doing? nǐ hái kě yǐ ma? |
| [20:48.01] |
Hey. Hey! |
| [20:49.71] |
I' m sorry to do this again, but could you look after Ben for a bit? bào qiàn yào zài má fán nǐ yī cì nǐ kě yǐ tì wǒ zhào gù yī xià bān ma? |
| [20:54.55] |
I' ve got this meeting at school... wǒ zài xué xiào yǒu gè huì yào kāi |
| [20:56.45] |
and he asked for his fun Aunt Rachel. tā shuō yào zhǎo" hǎo wán de" ruì qiū ā yí |
| [20:59.95] |
Well, of course I will watch him. dāng rán |
| [21:02.59] |
We have fun, don' t we, Ben? wǒ men huì hěn kāi xīn de shì bú shì, bān? |
| [21:05.83] |
See you later, pal. Okay. hǎo, dāi huì jiàn hǎo |
| [21:08.16] |
pū |
| [21:10.60] |
Wait a minute. Ben, I can' t do it. What? děng yī xià, bān, wǒ bù néng zhè me zuò shén me? |
| [21:13.53] |
You got something on your back. What? nǐ bèi hòu yǒu dōng xī shén me? |
| [21:17.60] |
That' s great. That is great. hǎo, hǎo jí le |
| [21:19.64] |
What did we just finish talking about, Ben? bān, wǒ men cái shuō wán shén me? |
| [21:22.31] |
" What did we just finish talking about, Ben?" " bān, wǒ men cái shuō wán shén me?" |
| [21:25.91] |
That' s it! Come here! hǎo, gòu le, guò lái |
| [21:27.75] |
You' re in big trouble, young man! No, wait. nián qīng rén, nǐ má fán dà le! bù |
| [21:30.55] |
Ben, come here! I am not kidding! bān, guò lái, wǒ bú shì kāi wán xiào de! |
| [21:32.92] |
You guys, hold it. Seriously.. nǐ yào tíng zhǐ |
| [21:35.62] |
Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān! |
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