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The caterer sent me this list of 12 appetizers. I have to narrow it to 6. wài huì de gōng sī gěi wǒ shí èr dào kāi wèi cài qīng dān wǒ dé jiāng xuǎn zé fàn wéi suō xiǎo dào liù xiàng |
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Food? Oh, give me. shí wù wèn tí? jiāo gěi wǒ ba |
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Did Monica mention we' re trying to get The Swing Kings to play the wedding? mó nī kǎ gēn nǐ men tí guò wǒ men jié hūn shí yào qǐng yáo bǎi guó wáng lái yǎn chàng ma? |
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You' re into swing music? nǐ xǐ huān yáo bǎi yīn yuè? |
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I used to go all over town listening to bands. wǒ yǐ qián huì pǎo biàn quán chéng tīng yuè tuán yǎn zòu |
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Chandler? Gap commercial. qián dé? zài GAP de guǎng gào kàn dào de |
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Did you book them? Did you call? I will. nǐ dǎ diàn huà dìng xià tā men le ma? wǒ huì dǎ de |
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You want me to call? I' ll do it. You stick to your job. nǐ yào wǒ dǎ ma? wǒ huì dǎ de, nǐ zhǐ xū yào zuò hǎo nǐ de gōng zuò |
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What is your job? Staying out of the way. nǐ de gōng zuò shì shén me? bié ài shì |
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This is impossible. Why don' t you just pick all 15? zhè shì bù kě néng de, nǐ wèi shí me bù tiāo qīng dān shàng de shí wǔ dào kāi wèi cài? |
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There were only 12. Oh, yeah, I added 3. zhǐ yǒu shí èr dào ér yǐ duì, wǒ jiā le sān dào |
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What are " peanutbutter fingers"? shén me shì huā shēng jiàng shǒu zhǐ? |
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The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress běn jí bō chū: lián jià de hūn shā |
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Well, hello. nǐ hǎo |
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She' s cute. tā hǎo kě ài |
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Should we go talk to her? wǒ men gāi gēn tā shuō huà ma? |
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Sure. Being engaged, I' m not nervous to talk to pretty girls anymore. dāng rán, dìng hūn hòu gēn měi nǚ shuō huà wǒ zài yě bú huì jǐn zhāng |
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Could you guys help me? nǐ men néng guò lái bāng bāng wǒ ma? |
| [02:01.58] |
Yeah, let me get that for you. wǒ lái bāng nǐ bān nà gè |
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It' s really heavy. I got it. tā zhēn de hěn zhòng méi wèn tí |
| [02:11.19] |
So hi, I' m Ross, and this is my friend, Chandler. hāi, wǒ shì luó sī, tā shì wǒ péng yǒu qián dé |
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I' m Kristen. wǒ shì kè lì sī tīng |
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Hi. Are you new to the area? kè lì sī tīng, hāi, nǐ gāng bān lái ma? |
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I' d love to show you around sometime. rú guǒ nǐ gāng bān lái zhè lǐ wǒ kě yǐ dài nǐ sì chù cān guān yī xià |
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I actually just moved from four blocks over. shì shí shàng, wǒ cóng sì tiáo jiē wài bān lái zhè lǐ |
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But this block is like another world. dàn zhè lǐ hǎo xiàng lìng yí gè shì jiè |
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Actually, it does have a very interesting history. shì shí shàng zhè gè dì qū de lì shǐ fēi cháng yǒu qù |
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This street is the first in the city to have an underground sewer system. zhè tiáo jiē shì niǔ yuē dì yī tiáo yǒu xià shuǐ dào xì tǒng de jiē dào |
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Before that, sewage and waste... zhī qián wū shuǐ gēn fèi qì wù |
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would just flow right down the street. huì zhí jiē liú dào jiē shàng |
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Sometimes ankledeep. yǒu shí shēn jí jiǎo huái |
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Smooth. shuō de hǎo |
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Excuse me? nǐ shuō shí mǒ? |
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You' re gonna be starving after moving. What do you say I take you to dinner? bān wán jiā hòu nǐ yí dìng huì dǔ zi è nǐ xiǎng gēn wǒ yì qǐ qù chī wǎn cān ma? |
| [03:06.21] |
I' d like that. Great. wǒ hěn lè yì tài bàng le |
| [03:08.18] |
Let me take this up. wǒ bāng nǐ bǎ xiāng zi bān shǎng qù |
| [03:09.62] |
After you. Oh, no. After you. nǐ xiān qǐng bù, nǐ xiān qǐng |
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Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān a! |
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Am I crazy, or does this totally go? shì wǒ fēng le hái shì zhè zhēn de hěn pèi? |
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Oh, my God! You look so beautiful! wǒ de tiān a! nǐ kàn qǐ lái hǎo piào liàng! |
| [03:33.61] |
Thank you, Rachel. But look at Monica! xiè xiè nǐ, ruì qiū, dàn kàn kàn mó nī kǎ! |
| [03:37.91] |
This is it. Yeah, this is the one. jiù shì tā, jiù shì zhè jiàn |
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I can' t believe I found it. wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn wǒ zhǎo dào tā le |
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Wow, you look so beautiful. If I knew you, I' d cry. nǐ kàn qǐ lái hǎo piào liàng rú guǒ wǒ rèn shi nǐ, wǒ huì kū de |
| [03:48.82] |
I' m Monica Geller. Bawl like a baby. wǒ shì mó nī kǎ gài lēi, xìng fú de xīn niáng |
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I' m Megan Bailey. wǒ shì méi gēn bā lì |
| [03:53.93] |
Have you found your dress? These dresses are amazing... nǐ zhǎo dào hūn shā le ma? zhèi xiē hūn shā dōu hěn piào liàng |
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but I couldn' t afford one. I can' t either. dàn wǒ mǎi bu qǐ wǒ yě shì |
| [04:01.67] |
I' m here to figure out the one I want, then I' ll get it at Kleinman' s. wǒ zhǐ shì lái zhè lǐ zhǎo hūn shā rán hòu wǒ huì dào kè lái mén hūn shā diàn mǎi |
| [04:06.77] |
They' re having a huge sale. tā men zài dà jiǎn jià |
| [04:09.14] |
Thanks for the tip. When are you getting married? xiè xiè nǐ de qíng bào nǐ shén me shí hòu jié hūn? |
| [04:12.75] |
I' m not. I just like to try them on. I do the same thing. wǒ méi yǒu yào jié hūn, wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng shì chuān hūn shā wǒ yě huì nà me zuò |
| [04:18.62] |
I' m just kidding. I' m getting married July 25th. wǒ zhǐ shì zài kāi wán xiào wǒ de hūn qī shì qī yuè èr shí wǔ rì |
| [04:23.29] |
I' m just kidding too. wǒ yě zhǐ shì zài kāi wán xiào |
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I' m getting married in December. wǒ yào zài shí èr yuè jié hūn |
| [04:30.27] |
When are you getting married? May 15th. nǐ shén me shí hòu jié hūn? wǔ yuè shí wǔ rì |
| [04:33.13] |
It' s close. Who' s your photographer? yǐ jīng hěn jiē jìn le, nǐ qǐng shuí pāi zhào? |
| [04:35.97] |
Jeffrey. We met with him. jié fú ruì wǒ men gēn tā tán guò |
| [04:37.97] |
Did he show you nude wedding photos? The Best Man? Wow! tā ná luǒ tǐ hūn shā zhào gěi nǐ men kàn le ma? nà gè bàn láng ma? wa! |
| [04:43.41] |
I know. I almost called off my wedding. wǒ zhī dào, wǒ chà diǎn qǔ xiāo le hūn lǐ |
| [04:46.65] |
Who' s your band? My fiance wants The Swing Kings. nǐ qǐng le něi gè yuè tuán? wǒ wèi hūn fū xiǎng qǐng yáo bǎi guó wáng |
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You' re lucky. My fiance wants the heavy metal band, Carcass. nǐ zhēn xìng yùn, wǒ wèi hūn fū xiǎng qǐng shī tǐ nà zhòng jīn shǔ yuè tuán |
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Is that spelled with a " C" or a " K"? It doesn' t matter, they' re both great! shì shī tǐ hái shì shī tǐ? nà bù zhòng yào, tā men dōu hěn bàng! |
| [05:01.43] |
Oh, don' t buy that here. bié zài zhè lǐ mǎi hūn shā |
| [05:03.70] |
Now that you know what you want, go to Kleinman' s. xiàn zài nǐ zhī dào nǐ xǐ huān nǎ yī jiàn dào kè lái mén hūn shā diàn mǎi |
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This place is so overpriced. zhè lǐ de hūn shā tài guì le |
| [05:09.90] |
I own this store. wǒ shì zhè lǐ de lǎo bǎn |
| [05:13.51] |
So does this come in another color, or... zhè jiàn hūn shā yǒu bié de yán sè ma? hái shì? |
| [05:26.55] |
Hi. You moving in or moving out? hāi, nǐ yào bān jìn lái huán shì bān zǒu? |
| [05:30.02] |
Moving in. Can I help out? wǒ yào bān jìn lái xū yào wǒ bāng máng ma? |
| [05:32.23] |
Okay, but be careful. The guy who was helping before hurt his back. hǎo ba, dàn shì nǐ dé xiǎo xīn yì diǎn lái bāng wǒ de nà gè rén yīn wèi bèi tòng xiān zǒu le |
| [05:38.03] |
Boyfriend? No. tā shì nǐ nán péng yǒu? bú shì |
| [05:39.90] |
I' m Joey. wǒ shì qiáo yī |
| [05:42.27] |
Kristen. wǒ shì kè lì sī tīng |
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What a beautiful name. nǐ de míng zì zhēn hǎo tīng |
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What is it again? nǐ shuō nǐ jiào shén me lái zhe? |
| [05:50.24] |
Kristen. kè lì sī tīng |
| [05:53.45] |
You live around here? Right down there. nǐ zhù zài fù jìn? wǒ jiù zhù zài nà biān |
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Let me give you a tip. wǒ dé tí gōng nǐ yī xiē zī xùn |
| [05:58.55] |
Don' t take a nap on this stoop. You could wake up without shoes. bié zài nà gè lóu tī shàng shuì jiào xǐng guò lái shí nǐ de xié zǐ kě néng yǐ jīng bèi tōu le |
| [06:04.36] |
I' ll remember that. wǒ huì jì zhù de |
| [06:06.06] |
Listen, would you like to have dinner with me tonight? tīng zhe, jīn wǎn nǐ yào gēn wǒ yì qǐ chī fàn ma? |
| [06:10.90] |
I have plans tonight. How about tomorrow? jīn wǎn wǒ yǒu yuē le, míng tiān kě yǐ ma? |
| [06:14.27] |
Sounds great. Well, where does this go? tīng qǐ lái bù cuò, zhè gè yào bān dào nǎ lǐ? |
| [06:17.07] |
You look strong. Why don' t you grab one of the boxes. nǐ kàn qǐ lái hěn zhuàng, bǎ tā jiāo gěi wǒ nǐ qù bāng wǒ bān xiāng zi ba |
| [06:23.78] |
shū, zhěn tou |
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Yeah, I' ll get this one. duì, wǒ yào tiāo zhè yí gè |
| [06:30.62] |
kè lái mén hūn shā diàn wǔ zhé dà jiǎn jià |
| [06:37.76] |
So this is Brooklyn? zhè lǐ jiù shì bù lǔ kè lín? |
| [06:40.50] |
Listen up. There' s only one dress in each size. tīng zhe, tōng cháng měi jiàn hūn shā yí gè chǐ cùn zhǐ yǒu yī jiàn |
| [06:44.33] |
So when they open those doors, fan out. tā men yī kāi mén, mǎ shàng chōng jìn qù |
| [06:48.17] |
This is what you' re looking for. Memorize it. zhè jiù shì nǐ men de mù biāo, jì zhù tā |
| [06:53.81] |
When you locate the dress, blow on these, all right? zhǎo dào hūn shā hòu jiù chuī shào zi, hǎo ma? |
| [06:59.28] |
Three sharp blasts. When you hear it, come running. yòng lì chuī sān shēng, yī tīng dào shào yīn hòu mǎ shàng pǎo guò lái |
| [07:04.79] |
Here he comes! tā lái le! |
| [07:06.02] |
They' re pushing! Don' t be a baby! tā men zài tuī wǒ! bié nà me hái zi qì! |
| [07:09.49] |
Out of the way! Let' s go! bié dǎng lù! wǒ men chōng ba! |
| [07:12.69] |
Rachel?! Come on! ruì qiū?! kuài yì diǎn! |
| [07:24.51] |
No, not it. Not it. Not it. bù, bú shì |
| [07:30.85] |
Don' t crowd me. bié tuī wǒ |
| [07:35.35] |
This is it! This is the dress! It' s perfect! jiù shì tā! jiù shì zhè jiàn hūn shā! tài wán měi le! |
| [07:38.75] |
I' m sorry, this one' s taken! duì bù qǐ, zhè jiàn shì wǒ de! |
| [07:43.02] |
Megan! Monica! méi gēn! mó nī kǎ! |
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You came! Yeah! nǐ lái le! duì! |
| [07:46.99] |
This is my dress! No! zhè shì wǒ de hūn shā! bù! |
| [07:49.96] |
You saw me wearing it. And now you' ll see me buying it. nǐ kàn dào wǒ shì chuān tā xiàn zài nǐ huì kàn dào wǒ mǎi xià tā |
| [07:54.10] |
You freak! nǐ zhè gè guài tāi! |
| [07:56.67] |
You wouldn' t even know about this place without me. rú guǒ méi yǒu wǒ nǐ gēn běn bù zhī dào zhè gè dì fāng |
| [07:59.51] |
Look, you don' t want to fight me. Maybe I do. I' m pretty feisty! tīng zhe, nǐ bú huì xiǎng gēn wǒ zhēng huò xǔ wǒ xiǎng, wǒ shì hěn xiōng de! |
| [08:06.05] |
I' m coming! I' m coming! Hey! wǒ lái le hēi! |
| [08:08.88] |
Okay! Hey? Oh, what do I do?! hǎo le! hēi? wǒ gāi zěn me bàn?! |
| [08:20.29] |
What are you doing? Did you find the dress? nǐ zài zuò shí mǒ? nǐ zhǎo dào hūn shā le ma? |
| [08:24.77] |
Did you find the dress? nǐ zhǎo dào hūn shā le ma? |
| [08:26.37] |
No. You gotta get me out of here. bù, kuài jiù wǒ chū qù, zhèi xiē nǚ rén dōu fēng le |
| [08:28.94] |
We' ve gotta get Monica. You hold my hand! wǒ men dé qù zhǎo mó nī kǎ nǐ dé zhuā zhù wǒ de shǒu! |
| [08:34.14] |
Excuse me! Excuse me! duì bù qǐ |
| [08:38.65] |
Go! Go! Go! kuài zǒu |
| [08:50.39] |
zhōng yāng gōng yuán kā fēi tīng |
| [08:52.89] |
How was your date the other night? luó sī, nà tiān nǐ gēn tā yuē huì hái shùn lì ba? |
| [08:55.43] |
Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with every flush? nǐ gēn tā tí guò zhǐ yào yī àn mǎ tǒng mó fǎ zhī lǚ jiù kāi shǐ le ma? |
| [09:02.10] |
Laugh all you want, but she said she' d like to go out again. jǐn guǎn xiào ba, dàn tā shuō tā xiǎng zài gēn wǒ yuē huì |
| [09:07.78] |
In fact, I' ll go call her right now. shì shí shàng, wǒ zhèng yào dǎ diàn huà gěi tā |
| [09:10.65] |
And I' ll make sure and tell her my friend Chandler says... wǒ huì què dìng bìng gào sù tā wǒ péng yǒu qián dé shuō |
| [09:19.75] |
Sorry I didn' t stop by last night, but I had a date. bào qiàn zuó wǎn wǒ shī yuē le, dàn wǒ yǒu gè yuē huì |
| [09:23.96] |
When it' s 1: 00 in the morning and you don' t come by, that' s okay. nǐ shuō nǐ líng chén yì diǎn yào guò lái jiù suàn nǐ fàng wǒ gē zi yě méi yǒu guān xi |
| [09:28.46] |
It was with this really hot girl who moved in across the street. wǒ gēn yí gè là mèi yuē huì, tā gāng gāng bān dào duì jiē |
| [09:33.57] |
Right across the street? Yeah. zhēn de ma? tā zhù zài duì jiē? duì |
| [09:36.50] |
When did you meet her? Two days ago. nǐ shén me shí hòu rèn shi tā de? liǎng tiān qián |
| [09:39.07] |
Excellent! tài bàng le! |
| [09:42.64] |
You know, Ross met somebody too. luó sī yě rèn shi le yí gè nǚ hái |
| [09:45.45] |
Hey. How' d it go? hēi zěn me yàng? |
| [09:47.01] |
We' re going out again Saturday. tài bàng le, wǒ men xīng qī liù yào zài chū qù wán |
| [09:49.35] |
But I found out she' s also seeing some other guy. dàn wǒ gāng gāng fā xiàn tā yě zài gēn bié rén yuē huì |
| [09:55.82] |
Really? zhēn de ma? |
| [09:59.19] |
Joe, what would you do if you were in Ross' situation? qiáo yī, rú guǒ nǐ shì luó sī nǐ huì zěn me zuò? |
| [10:03.50] |
I am. I' m dating this girl who' s also seeing another guy. wǒ gēn tā chà bù duō gēn wǒ yuē huì de nǚ hái yě zài gēn bié rén yuē huì |
| [10:08.04] |
But I' m not worried about it. dàn wǒ yì diǎn dōu bù dān xīn |
| [10:10.37] |
You shouldn' t be. I wouldn' t want to be the guy who' s up against you. nǐ bù bì dān xīn, wǒ bù xiǎng dāng nǐ de jìng zhēng zhě |
| [10:16.91] |
I mean, that doofus is going to lose. nà gè hún dàn yí dìng huì shū de |
| [10:22.18] |
So this is nice. zhè zhēn de tài yǒu qù le |
| [10:27.19] |
I wish I didn' t have to go. Believe me. zhēn xī wàng wǒ néng liú xià lái, xiāng xìn wǒ |
| [10:30.99] |
But I have to. dàn wǒ dé zǒu le |
| [10:32.43] |
So, what' s the name of the girl you' re dating? duì le, gēn nǐ men yuē huì de nǚ hái jiào shén me míng zì? |
| [10:35.63] |
Kristen Leigh. Bye. kè lì sī tīng lái fū zài jiàn |
| [10:46.94] |
Well, only one of us can keep dating her. hěn míng xiǎn dì, wǒ men zhī zhōng zhǐ yǒu yí ge rén néng jì xù gēn tā yuē huì |
| [10:50.21] |
Obviously. So how do we decide? méi cuò, wǒ men gāi zěn me jué dìng? |
| [10:54.08] |
Well, now, let' s look at this objectively. hǎo le, wǒ men dé kè guān dì lái jiě jué zhè jiàn shì |
| [10:57.85] |
I think I should date her. wǒ xiǎng wǒ gāi gēn tā yuē huì |
| [11:03.29] |
Or I' m the one who dates her. huò shì wǒ gāi gēn tā yuē huì |
| [11:07.50] |
That' s interesting. But check this out. I date her. nà zhēn de hěn yǒu qù dàn shì tīng hǎo le, wǒ gēn tā yuē huì |
| [11:12.40] |
Okay, but to go in another direction.. hǎo ba, dàn shì huàn gè jiǎo dù lái shuō |
| [11:15.14] |
Okay. This can go on for a while. hǎo ba, wǒ men shì tán bù chū jié lùn lái de |
| [11:17.71] |
We should order some food then. No, Joey. nà me wǒ men gāi diǎn xiē chī de bù, qiáo yī |
| [11:22.34] |
Look, why don' t we just let her decide, okay? tīng zhe, wǒ men wèi shí me bù ràng tā lái jué dìng ne? |
| [11:26.15] |
We' ll each go out with her one more time. wǒ men dōu zài gēn tā yuē huì yī cì |
| [11:29.22] |
And we' ll see who she likes best. kàn kàn tā bǐ jiào xǐ huān shuí |
| [11:32.89] |
That sounds fair. tīng qǐ lái hěn gōng píng |
| [11:35.49] |
Maybe I' ll take her to that new French restaurant. huò xǔ wǒ huì dài tā dào xīn kāi de fǎ guó cān tīng chī fàn |
| [11:39.43] |
Wait a second. We have to set a spending limit. děng yī xià, wǒ men de duì yuē huì fèi yòng shè xià xiàn zhì |
| [11:42.86] |
I can' t take her to a fancy place like that. wǒ méi yǒu qián dài tā dào gāo jí cān tīng chī fàn |
| [11:46.13] |
Well, sorry. That' s what I do on dates. bào qiàn, nà shi wǒ de yuē huì fāng shì |
| [11:50.24] |
Well, I guess I' ll just have to do what I do on dates. wǒ cāi wǒ de yòng wǒ de yuē huì fāng shì |
| [12:00.45] |
So let' s decide on a spending limit. Yeah. wǒ men lái jué dìng fèi yòng shàng xiàn hǎo ba |
| [12:07.69] |
And a slice... dà gài shì |
| [12:11.83] |
six dollars? liù kuài qián? |
| [12:15.30] |
I was thinking more like 100. Okay. wǒ xiǎng shì yī bǎi kuài hǎo ba |
| [12:18.80] |
Can I borrow 94 dollars? nǐ néng jiè wǒ jiǔ shí sì kuài ma? |
| [12:28.71] |
I know. Can you hand me a tissue? wǒ zhī dào, nǐ néng bāng wǒ ná zhāng miàn zhǐ ma? |
| [12:39.79] |
You' re out of Diet Coke. nǐ jiā méi yǒu jiàn yí kě lè le |
| [12:45.69] |
Hello? wèi? |
| [12:47.63] |
What? You what? shén me? nǐ shén me? |
| [12:51.17] |
You listen here, missy! nǐ gěi wǒ tīng hǎo le, xiǎo jiě! |
| [12:56.54] |
Megan booked The Swing Kings on the day of our wedding... shì méi gēn dǎ lái de, tā dìng xià yáo bǎi guó wáng rì qī shì wǒ men jié hūn de nà yì tiān |
| [13:00.67] |
and said she' d only give them back for the dress! hái shuō rú guǒ wǒ bù bǎ hūn shā ràng gěi tā wǒ jiù méi yǒu yuè tuán |
| [13:04.48] |
Does that mean Carcass is available? nà me shuō de huà shī tǐ yǒu kòng le? |
| [13:08.98] |
What am I gonna do? That' s the dress! That is " the" dress! wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? wǒ hǎo xǐ huān nà jiàn hūn shā! |
| [13:14.26] |
Chandler wants the band. What do I do? qián dé xǐ huān nà gè yuè tuán, wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [13:17.86] |
Figure out how to talk him out of it. How? xiǎng bàn fǎ shuō fú tā fàng qì zěn me shuō fú? |
| [13:21.96] |
You' re out of toilet paper! nǐ jiā de wèi shēng zhǐ yòng wán le! |
| [13:33.67] |
I wanted to wish you good luck on your date. wǒ yào lái zhù nǐ yuē huì shùn lì |
| [13:36.84] |
Thanks. What time are you meeting? xiè xiè nǐ men yuē jǐ diǎn? |
| [13:39.28] |
We have reservations at Grand Merci Bistro at 8. wǒ men zài gé lán méi xī bì sī duō cān tīng dìng le bā diǎn de wèi zi |
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That' s in 20 minutes. You' d better get dressed. shí jiān zhǐ shèng èr shí fēn zhōng nǐ zuì hǎo kuài qù huàn yī fú |
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I am dressed. Oh, well, good. wǒ yǐ jīng huàn hǎo yī fú le tài hǎo le |
| [13:51.23] |
For me. duì wǒ lái shuō |
| [13:55.26] |
What' s this? Did you give yourself a facial? zhè shì shén me? nǐ zài fū liǎn? |
| [13:58.37] |
I have an oily Tzone. wǒ de T zì bù wèi hěn huì chū yóu |
| [14:02.00] |
Okay, dude. hǎo ba, xiōng dì |
| [14:07.07] |
You sent Kristen flowers? That' s right. nǐ sòng kè lì sī tīng huā? méi cuò |
| [14:10.54] |
You spent 100 dollars. That' s the limit. You' re screwed! nǐ huā le yī bǎi kuài nǐ bǎ qián huā guāng le, nǐ shū le! |
| [14:15.82] |
I sent the flowers before the actual date, so technically... wǒ zài yuē huì qián sòng tā huā suǒ yǐ jì shù shàng lái shuō |
| [14:20.29] |
I didn' t break any rules. wǒ méi yǒu fàn guī |
| [14:23.42] |
Thanks for stopping by though. xiè xiè nǐ lái kàn wǒ |
| [14:25.59] |
That' s how it' s gonna be? I can break the rules too. nǐ zhēn de yào nà me wán? wǒ yě kě yǐ fàn guī |
| [14:29.23] |
What are you gonna do? I don' t know. nǐ dǎ suàn zěn me bàn? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [14:32.03] |
I' m not surprised. You won' t get away with this. wèi shí me wǒ yì diǎn dōu bù yà yì? wǒ bú huì fàng guò nǐ de |
| [14:35.24] |
You don' t have much choice. We' ll see! wǒ xiǎng nǐ méi yǒu tài duō xuǎn zé wǒ men zǒu zhe qiáo |
| [14:41.08] |
Hey! So, just a light layer? hēi! zhǐ yào báo bó dì fū yī céng jiù hǎo? |
| [14:43.54] |
Yeah, just here and there. duì, zhǐ yào fū zhè lǐ gēn zhè lǐ |
| [14:52.62] |
Joey got meat sauce on the banister again. qiáo yī yòu bǎ ròu jiàng dī zài lán gān shàng le |
| [14:57.76] |
Swing music is so out. yáo bǎi yīn yuè tài luò wǔ le |
| [14:59.83] |
He' s gotta be in the room for that to work. tā dé zài zhè fáng jiān lǐ cái kě yǐ tīng de dào |
| [15:04.20] |
What are you guys talking about? nǐ men dào dǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? |
| [15:06.87] |
We' re talking about The Swing Kings... wǒ men zài tán yáo bǎi guó wáng |
| [15:09.64] |
and whether they' re the right way to go. tǎo lùn dào dǐ gāi bù gāi qǐng tā men lái |
| [15:12.57] |
I went to a wedding where they had swing music... yǒu yī cì wǒ qù cān jiā qǐng yáo bǎi yuè tuán lái biǎo yǎn de hūn lǐ |
| [15:16.21] |
two months later the couple divorced. liǎng ge yuè hòu tā men jiù lí hūn le |
| [15:19.15] |
I' m not saying there' s any connection here... wǒ bú shì shuō zhè qí zhōng yǒu shén me guān xì |
| [15:22.78] |
but they did say that' s why they got divorced. dàn tā men dí què gào sù wǒ nà shi tā men lí hūn de yuán yīn |
| [15:27.79] |
But I love swing music! dàn wǒ xǐ huān yáo bǎi yīn yuè! |
| [15:29.69] |
But The Swing Kings? dàn yáo bǎi guó wáng? |
| [15:31.63] |
They suck so much that people die at their concerts. They stop living. tā men làn dào yǒu rén tīng tā men de yǎn chàng huì sǐ diào tā men jiù shì bù xiǎng huó le |
| [15:37.80] |
When Monica and I went to see them, we had fun. wǒ zhǐ zhī dào mó nī kǎ gēn wǒ qù kàn tā men yǎn chàng shí fēi cháng kāi xīn |
| [15:41.34] |
And there' s another reason. shì shí shàng hái yǒu yí gè yuán yīn |
| [15:43.24] |
Well, what is the other reason? I don' t want to say. shì shén me yuán yīn? wǒ bù xiǎng shuō |
| [15:47.74] |
Well, you have to, because maybe it' s stupid. nǐ fēi shuō bù kě, huò xǔ tā hěn yú chǔn |
| [15:52.98] |
It' s just, while Monica and I were dancing to them... mó nī kǎ gēn wǒ suí zhe tā men de yīn yuè qǐ wǔ |
| [15:57.48] |
it was the first time I knew that... wǒ dì yī cì zhī dào |
| [16:01.22] |
you were the woman that I wanted to dance all my dances with. nǐ jiù shì wǒ xiǎng yī bèi zi gòng wǔ de nǚ rén |
| [16:08.16] |
Oh, crap. ō, làn tòu le |
| [16:18.21] |
Our table will be ready soon. Oh, great. wǒ men de zhuō zi mǎ shàng jiù huì zhǔn bèi hǎo tài bàng le |
| [16:22.38] |
Is your back feeling better? That' s fine. nǐ de bèi hǎo yì diǎn le ma? méi shì le |
| [16:25.78] |
I guess the more muscles you have... wǒ cāi jī ròu yuè duō |
| [16:28.85] |
the more they can spasm out of control. jiù yuè kě néng chōu jīn |
| [16:33.75] |
Kristen? Joey! kè lì sī tīng? qiáo yī! |
| [16:39.39] |
What are you doing here? I like this place. nǐ lái zhè lǐ zuò shí mǒ? wǒ xǐ huān zhè gè dì fāng |
| [16:42.66] |
And technically, I' m not breaking any rules, so... jì shù shàng lái shuō, wǒ méi yǒu fàn guī, suǒ yǐ |
| [16:47.60] |
Well, Ross, this is Joey. Joey, Ross. luó sī, tā shì qiáo yī qiáo yī, luó sī |
| [16:52.11] |
Hi. Hi. It' s nice to meet you. hāi hāi, hěn gāo xīng néng rèn shi nǐ |
| [16:54.98] |
I used to have a friend named Joey. wǒ yǐ qián yǒu gè péng yǒu jiào qiáo yī |
| [16:59.38] |
I don' t anymore. dàn tā bù zài shì wǒ péng yǒu |
| [17:03.18] |
Our table will be ready in a couple minutes. wǒ men de zhuō zi mǎ shàng jiù huì zhǔn bèi hǎo |
| [17:06.39] |
Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! dāng rán, wǒ xiǎng gēn nǐ men yì qǐ děng! xiè xiè! |
| [17:14.43] |
So, Joey, you look familiar. qiáo yī, nǐ kàn qǐ lái hǎo yǎn shú |
| [17:17.50] |
Are you on TV or something? nǐ shàng guò diàn shì ma? |
| [17:20.43] |
He doesn' t like to talk about it... qiáo yī bù xǐ huān tí zhè jiàn shì |
| [17:22.90] |
but he' s one of the stars of Days of Our Lives. dàn tā zhǔ yǎn guò wǒ men de rì zi |
| [17:27.21] |
That' s right. Don' t you play a woman? méi cuò, nǐ bú shì yǎn nǚ rén ma? |
| [17:34.31] |
A woman in a man' s body. nà shi bèi kùn zài nán rén shēn tǐ lǐ de nǚ rén |
| [17:37.65] |
Much better. nà kě hǎo duō le |
| [17:40.85] |
It' s funny, because you look familiar to me too. zhēn yǒu qù, yīn wèi wǒ yě jué de nǐ hěn yǎn shú |
| [17:44.22] |
Have you ever been married? nǐ jié guò hūn ma? |
| [17:48.46] |
Yes, I have. wǒ jié guò hūn |
| [17:49.76] |
In fact, just the other day... shì shí shàng, qián jǐ tiān |
| [17:52.23] |
Kris and I talked about how I' ve been married and have a son. kè lì sī gēn wǒ hái tán dào wǒ jié guò hūn, yǒu gè ér zi |
| [17:56.64] |
Little Eric. That' s right. Wait. No, Ben. xiǎo ài lì kè méi cuò, děng yī xià, bù, shì bān cái duì |
| [18:03.31] |
So you' ve just been married the one time then? nǐ zhǐ jié guò yī cì hūn ma? |
| [18:08.82] |
Well... You' ve been married twice? nǐ jié guò liǎng cì hūn? |
| [18:12.85] |
Yes. And... duì, nà gè |
| [18:16.82] |
another time after that. zhī hòu yòu jié le yī cì |
| [18:21.56] |
Boy, I' m getting hungry. tiān a, wǒ è le |
| [18:24.83] |
Have you ever been so hungry on a date... nǐ céng jīng zài yuē huì shí è dào |
| [18:28.17] |
that when the girl goes to the bathroom, you eat her food? chèn nǚ bàn qù shàng xǐ shǒu jiān tōu chī diào tā de shí wù ma? |
| [18:35.01] |
You said the waiter ate my crab cake. nǐ shuō fú wù shēng chī diào wǒ de xiè bǐng |
| [18:40.38] |
So, Ross, now why did that first marriage break up? luó sī, nǐ de dì yī duàn hūn yīn wèi shí me huì jié shù? |
| [18:45.92] |
Was it because the woman was straight or because she was a lesbian? yīn wèi nǐ qián qī shì yì xìng liàn huò yīn wèi tā shì tóng xìng liàn? |
| [18:52.06] |
Do you two know each other? No. nǐ men rèn shi ma? bù rèn shi |
| [18:55.50] |
But he seems like a guy who' d marry a woman... zhǐ shì luó sī kàn qǐ lái xiàng shì huì gēn yǒu tóng xìng liàn qīng xiàng de nǚ rén |
| [18:58.53] |
on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge. jié hūn hòu, bī dé tā fēi děi chū guì de nán rén |
| [19:06.01] |
Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea? děng yī xià, nǐ pāi guò lìn bìng hǎi bào ba? |
| [19:13.38] |
Have you ever slept in the same bed with a monkey? nǐ gēn hóu zi tóng chuáng gòng zhěn guò ba? |
| [19:17.82] |
You leave Marcel out of this! bié bǎ mǎ sài chě jìn lái! |
| [19:20.35] |
Fine! You ever gotten stuck in a pair of leather pants? hǎo ba, nǐ céng jīng bèi zì jǐ de pí kù kǎ zhù le? |
| [19:24.22] |
Have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet, VDboy? nǐ céng jīng bǎ zì jǐ suǒ zài diàn shì guì lǐ ma? diàn shì xiǎo zi |
| [19:29.03] |
Monkeylover! hóu zi mí! |
| [19:39.07] |
Where do you think we lost her? nǐ jué de tā shì shén me shí hòu lí kāi de? |
| [19:41.91] |
Probably around gonorrhea. kě néng shì lìn bìng nà yī duàn ba |
| [19:52.65] |
Hi, honey, I' m home! Don' t come in here! tián xīn, wǒ huí lái le! bié jìn lái! |
| [19:55.72] |
Why, do you have another boyfriend in there? zěn me le? nǐ de lìng yí gè nán péng yǒu zài lǐ miàn? |
| [19:59.76] |
No. We only mess around at his place. bù, wǒ men zhǐ huì zài tā jiā hú gǎo |
| [20:03.60] |
I started it, but now it' s scaring me, so could you come out here? suī rán shì wǒ kāi de tóu dàn wǒ kāi shǐ dān xīn le, nǐ néng chū lái ma? |
| [20:08.87] |
I' m wearing a wedding dress. bù xíng, wǒ zhèng chuān zhe hūn shā |
| [20:10.77] |
You got a wedding dress? nǐ mǎi dào hūn shā le? |
| [20:12.67] |
Yeah, but I' m not keeping it. Then why can' t I see it? duì, dàn wǒ yào bǎ tā tuì huí qù nà me wǒ wèi shí me bù néng kàn dào tā? |
| [20:16.58] |
Oh. I guess you can. wǒ cāi yīng gāi kě yǐ |
| [20:18.65] |
But I have to return it, so you can' t like it. dàn wǒ dé bǎ tā tuì huí qù suǒ yǐ nǐ jué bù néng xǐ huān tā |
| [20:21.98] |
Okay, I promise. I' ll hate it. hǎo ba, wǒ fā shì wǒ huì hèn tā |
| [20:30.79] |
Wow. You look hideous. wa, nǐ kàn qǐ lái hǎo kě pà |
| [20:35.60] |
Really? zhēn de ma? |
| [20:37.03] |
Yeah. That' s like the most ugliest dress I' ve ever seen. duì, nà shi wǒ kàn guò zuì chǒu de hūn shā |
| [20:42.17] |
Why do you have to return it? nǐ wèi shí me yào bǎ tā tuì huí qù? |
| [20:44.44] |
Because it doesn' t really fit. yīn wèi tā zhēn de bù hé shì |
| [20:47.64] |
Oh, I booked The Swing Kings. hái yǒu, wǒ dìng le yáo bǎi guó wáng |
| [20:49.91] |
Oh, that' s great. Thanks. nà zhēn de shì tài bàng le, xiè xiè |
| [20:53.01] |
But that dress is terrible. dàn nà jiàn hūn shā kě pà jí le |
| [20:55.95] |
It makes me want to rip it off you. Okay. tā ràng wǒ xiǎng bǎ tā cóng nǐ shēn shàng chě xià lái hǎo ba |
| [20:59.69] |
But you can' t rip it. dàn nǐ bù kě yǐ bǎ tā nòng pò |
| [21:01.66] |
Well, maybe a little. huò xǔ nòng pò yì diǎn yě méi guān xì |
| [21:12.87] |
Guys, you want to look at the song list for the wedding? nǐ men xiǎng kàn kàn hūn lǐ shàng yǎn chàng gē qǔ de qīng dān ma? |
| [21:17.34] |
Guys? zěn me le? |
| [21:18.71] |
I thought you' d be gone all day. wǒ hái yǐ wéi nǐ huì qù yī zhěng tiān |
| [21:21.07] |
All right, what' s going on? hǎo ba, fā shēng le shén me shì? |
| [21:31.95] |
I' m sorry. I should probably leave you girls alone. duì bù qǐ, huò xǔ wǒ yīng gāi ràng nǐ men zhèi xiē xiǎo nǚ shēng dú chǔ yī xià |
| [21:36.79] |
Laugh all you want, but in 10 minutes we' ll have youngerlooking skin. jǐn guǎn xiào ba, dàn shí fēn zhōng hòu wǒ men de pí fū huì biàn de yòu bái yòu nèn |
| [21:45.20] |
You know, she could use a little... tā gāi fū yī xià liǎn de |
| [21:48.57] |
Oh, nice shot! Yeah! hǎo qiú! tài shuài le! |