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Guys, you won' t believe this! nǐ men yí dìng bú huì xiāng xìn! |
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I just talked to my agent.. Oh, my God! wǒ gāng gāng gēn wǒ de jīng jì rén tán guò wǒ de tiān a! |
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I' m sorry. Too soon. You go. duì bù qǐ, tài kuài le, nǐ shuō ba |
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I got nominated for Days of Our Lives! wǒ yīn wèi wǒ men de rì zi bèi tí míng! |
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Good for you! Congratulations! zhè zhēn de shì tài hǎo le! gōng xǐ nǐ! |
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I can' t believe you' re nominated for an Emmy! wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn nǐ huò dé ài měi jiǎng tí míng! |
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Soap Opera Digest Award? No. I' m up for a " Soapie." féi zào jù wén zhāi jiǎng? bù, wǒ bèi tí míng" féi zào jiǎng" |
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Is that something you' re making up? nà shi nǐ luàn biān de ma? |
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No, no, no, it' s real! And it has been, since 1998. bù, tā shì zhēn de zhè gè jiǎng cóng 1998 nián kāi shǐ bān fā |
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I' m up for a Soapie! hēi, ruì qiū! wǒ bèi tí míng féi zào jiǎng le! |
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Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān a! |
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My God! That' s the third most prestigious soap opera award there is! tiān a! nà shi pái míng dì sān de féi zào jù dà jiǎng! |
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Thank you! I guess we know who I' ll take to the awards! xiè xiè! wǒ cāi wǒ men zhī dào wǒ gāi dài shuí cān jiā bān jiǎng diǎn lǐ! |
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Don' t kid about that! Will all the stars be there? bié gēn wǒ kāi zhè zhǒng wán xiào! suǒ yǒu míng xīng dōu huì qù ma? |
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Many are scheduled to appear. hěn duō rén dōu shuō tā men huì qù |
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I can' t go. I' ll be too nervous! I' ll go. wǒ bù néng qù, wǒ yí dìng huì tài jǐn zhāng! nà jiù huàn wǒ qù ba |
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You' re getting married. This is all I have. nǐ yào jié hūn le, zhè gè jī huì shì wǒ de |
| [01:07.20] |
The One With Joey' s Award běn jí bō chū: qiáo yī de féi zào jiǎng |
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Ernest Muhlbrat hypothesized that the velociraptor, when threatened... ēn sī tè mù bó lā tè jiǎ shè xùn měng lóng shòu dào wēi xié shí |
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would expand its collar and emit a highpitched noise... tā huì bǎ jǐng bù jī ròu zhāng kāi fā chū jiān ruì de jiào shēng |
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to frighten off predators. jiāng dí rén xià pǎo |
| [01:58.45] |
Mr. Lewis? lù yì sī, shén me shì? |
| [02:00.52] |
What kind of noise? tā shì zěn me jiào de? |
| [02:02.68] |
Just a highpitched, intimidating noise. tā huì fā chū jiān ruì chǎo zá de shēng yīn |
| [02:07.46] |
But like how? nà dào dǐ shì shén me yàng zi? |
| [02:10.02] |
Well, we don' t know for sure. wǒ men bìng bù què dìng |
| [02:13.46] |
But in my head, it sounded something like this: dàn wǒ xiǎng, yīng gāi shì zhè yàng de: |
| [02:30.95] |
Of course, this is just conjecture. dāng rán, zhè zhǐ shì zhǒng cāi cè |
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Okay. That' s all for today. hǎo le, jīn tiān de kè shàng dào zhè lǐ |
| [02:40.29] |
Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment? mó sī, wǒ néng gēn nǐ tán tán ma? |
| [02:46.09] |
Yes, sir? shén me shì? jiào shòu |
| [02:47.63] |
I need to talk to you about your midterm exam. wǒ dé gēn nǐ tán tán nǐ de qī zhōng kǎo chéng jī |
| [02:52.23] |
I' m afraid I had to fail you. Why? kǒng pà wǒ dé bǎ nǐ dāng diào wèi shí me? |
| [02:56.87] |
Well, you need 60 to pass. nǐ dé dá zhōng bǎi fēn zhī liù shí cái néng guò guān |
| [02:59.54] |
What did I get? Seven. wǒ de fēn shù shì duō shǎo? qī |
| [03:02.91] |
That' s not so good. nà bú shì hěn hǎo |
| [03:06.11] |
No, no, it' s not. What happened, Ned? bù, nà zāo tòu le, nài dé dào dǐ fā shēng le shén me shì? |
| [03:09.58] |
Maybe you can cut me some slack. I' m sort of in love. huò xǔ nǐ kě yǐ ráo wǒ yī cì, wǒ liàn ài le |
| [03:15.32] |
I' m sorry, but that' s really not my problem. bào qiàn, dàn nà hé wǒ wú guān |
| [03:18.99] |
I' m in love with you. wǒ ài shàng le nǐ |
| [03:22.80] |
That brings me in the loop a little. nà hǎo xiàng gēn wǒ yǒu yì diǎn guān xì |
| [03:26.27] |
That' s why I did so bad on this test. I' m having a hard time concentrating. suǒ yǐ wǒ cái huì kǎo nà me làn wǒ méi bàn fǎ zhuān xīn shàng kè |
| [03:30.97] |
When you' re up there and you' re teaching... nǐ zhàn zài jiǎng tái shàng jiǎng kè de shí hòu |
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and your face gets all serious... biǎo qíng shì nà me dì yán sù |
| [03:37.15] |
You look so good. When you wear that tight little turtleneck sweater.. nǐ kàn qǐ lái hǎo shuài dāng nǐ chuān zháo jǐn shēn tào tóu máo yī shí |
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I' m your teacher. I' m sorry. wǒ shì nǐ de lǎo shī, duì bù qǐ |
| [03:49.52] |
You' re a student. nǐ shì xué shēng |
| [03:51.29] |
And I like women. ér qiě wǒ xǐ huān nǚ rén |
| [03:53.49] |
In spite of what may be written on the backs of these chairs. suī rán yǒu rén zài yǐ bèi shàng xiě le yī xiē huà |
| [04:02.20] |
That guy at the counter' s totally checking you out. bā tái nà gè nán rén zài kàn nǐ |
| [04:05.71] |
Really? zhēn de ma? |
| [04:07.88] |
Oh, my God, he' s really cute! Go for it. wǒ de tiān a, tā zhēn de hǎo shuài! qù ba |
| [04:12.61] |
Phoebe, I' m engaged. fēi bǐ, wǒ dìng hūn le |
| [04:14.35] |
I' m saying, get his number, just in case. wǒ jiàn yì nǐ qù wèn tā de diàn huà hào mǎ, yǐ fáng wàn yī |
| [04:18.49] |
But if Chandler' s in an accident and can' t perform sexually... shuō bù dìng qián dé fā shēng yì wài sàng shī le xìng néng lì |
| [04:22.92] |
he' d want you to take a lover to satisfy needs he' d no longer fulfill. tā yào nǐ zhǎo gè ài rén mǎn zú tā wú fǎ mǎn zú nǐ de nà gè bù fèn |
| [04:33.03] |
Can I just tell you something? wǒ néng gēn nǐ shuō jù huà ma? |
| [04:35.40] |
I' m very flattered, but I' m engaged. wǒ zhēn de shòu chǒng ruò jīng, dàn wǒ dìng hūn le |
| [04:40.14] |
This is kind of embarrassing. zhè zhēn de shì hěn nán qǐ chǐ |
| [04:42.24] |
I actually came over to talk to your friend. shì shí shàng, wǒ xiǎng gēn nǐ péng yǒu shuō huà |
| [04:48.08] |
You should be embarrassed. nǐ yīng gāi jué de diū liǎn |
| [04:53.45] |
I thought you knew I looked at you. I did, but that was really fun. wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ zhī dào wǒ zài kàn nǐ wǒ zhī dào, dàn nà zhēn de hěn hǎo wán |
| [05:00.40] |
" The winner is... Joey Tribbiani!" " dé jiǎng de shì qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní" |
| [05:09.00] |
" I honestly never expected this. wǒ zhēn de méi xiǎng dào wǒ huì de jiǎng |
| [05:13.04] |
I didn' t prepare a speech. wǒ méi yǒu zhǔn bèi yǎn jiǎng gǎo |
| [05:14.94] |
I' d like to thank my parents, who' ve always been there for me. wǒ yào xiè xiè wǒ de fù mǔ tā men yī zhí zhī chí zhe wǒ |
| [05:19.51] |
Also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel.." wǒ hái yào xiè xiè wǒ de péng yǒu qián dé, mó nī kǎ, fēi bǐ, ruì qiū |
| [05:24.79] |
I' m fourth? Jeez! wǒ pái zài dì sì gè? tiān a! |
| [05:28.69] |
Look at you with your maple syrup award! kàn kàn nǐ, ná zhe nǐ de fēng táng jiǎng! |
| [05:31.56] |
Maybe you don' t tell anyone about this? bài tuō nǐ bú yào gào sù bié rén zhè jiàn shì |
| [05:35.03] |
No big deal. I do that with my shampoo bottle. nà méi yǒu shén me dà bù liǎo de wǒ yě huì ná zhe xǐ fā jīng de píng zi nà me zuò |
| [05:38.20] |
Really? Yeah. zhēn de ma? méi cuò |
| [05:39.33] |
What award are you practicing for? Grammy. nǐ jiǎ zhuāng zì jǐ dé le shén me jiǎng? gě lái měi jiǎng |
| [05:43.81] |
For Best New Artist. wǒ shì zuì jiā xīn jìn yì rén |
| [05:47.11] |
The Soapies people called today. I also get to present an award. féi zào jiǎng de rén jīn tiān dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ wǒ hái dé shàng tái bān jiǎng |
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So you' ll get on stage even if you don' t win. suǒ yǐ jiù suàn nǐ méi de jiǎng nǐ yě yǒu jī huì shàng tái |
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You don' t think I' ll win? Of course I do. nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ bú huì dé jiǎng? nǐ dāng rán huì de jiǎng |
| [06:02.89] |
But Favorite Returning Character? That' s a tough category. dàn zuì shòu huān yíng sǐ ér fù shēng jiǎng? nà gè jiǎng de jìng zhēng hěn jī liè |
| [06:06.93] |
You' re up against the guy who survived his own cremation. nǐ yào gēn yí gè huǒ zàng le zhī hòu hái néng huó guò lái de rén jìng zhēng |
| [06:11.47] |
No, I know I might not win. But it' s just... bù, wǒ zhī dào huò xǔ wǒ bú huì dé jiǎng dàn nà zhǐ shì |
| [06:15.20] |
I' ve never been nominated. I want it so much. wǒ cóng lái méi yǒu bèi tí míng guò wǒ zhēn de hěn xiǎng dé jiǎng |
| [06:18.41] |
You' ll probably get it. huò xǔ nǐ huì de jiǎng |
| [06:20.14] |
But you should start practicing your " graciousloser" face. dàn nǐ yīng gāi kāi shǐ liàn xí nǐ de" yùn dòng jiā jīng shén" biǎo qíng |
| [06:24.01] |
When the cameras are on you, you want to look disappointed. dāng shè yǐng jī pāi dào nǐ shí nǐ dé biǎo xiàn chū shī wàng de yàng zi |
| [06:28.02] |
But also that your colleague deserved to win. Like: dàn yě de biǎo xiàn chū duì fāng shì shí zhì míng guī de biǎo qíng, jiù xiàng zhè yàng: |
| [06:36.29] |
You know? nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [06:37.49] |
You practice losing the Grammys too? No, at the Grammys, I always win. nǐ yě jiǎ zhuāng zì jǐ méi de dào gě lái měi jiǎng? bù, wǒ shì gě lái měi jiǎng de cháng shèng jūn |
| [06:48.47] |
Hey! How' d your date go with Jake? hēi! nǐ gēn jié kè yuē huì hái shùn lì ma? |
| [06:51.31] |
Great. We couldn' t keep our eyes off each other. tài bàng le, wǒ men yī zhí zhù shì zhe bǐ cǐ |
| [06:54.51] |
Every once in a while, he' d lean over, stroke my hair, then touch my neck. měi gé yī zhèn zi tā jiù huì kào guò lái mō wǒ de tóu fà gēn bó zi |
| [07:00.01] |
Stop it. You' re getting me all tingly. zhù shǒu, nǐ hài de wǒ hǎo yǎng |
| [07:03.52] |
All I could think of was, is he gonna kiss me? wǒ zhǐ néng xiǎng tā yào wěn wǒ le ma? |
| [07:06.62] |
Did he? I' m a lady. I don' t kiss and tell. tā wěn le nǐ ma? wǒ shì gè shū nǚ, jué bú huì xiè lòu nà zhǒng shì |
| [07:09.52] |
But this hickey speaks for itself. dàn zhè gè wěn hén shuō míng liǎo yī qiè |
| [07:11.99] |
Okay, I got it. I got it. hǎo le, wǒ zhī dào le |
| [07:14.46] |
I like him so much, I feel like I' ve had 10 drinks today. wǒ zhēn de hǎo xǐ huān tā gǎn jué shàng xiàng shì wǒ jīn tiān hē le shí bēi jiǔ |
| [07:18.77] |
I' ve only had six. wǒ zhǐ hē le liù bēi |
| [07:22.30] |
I haven' t had that feeling since I first went out with Chandler. wǒ dì yī cì gēn qián dé yuē huì hòu zài yě méi yǒu nà yàng de gǎn jué |
| [07:28.04] |
I' ll never have that feeling again. You sound like a guy. wǒ yǒng yuǎn dōu bú huì zài yǒu nà yàng de gǎn jué nǐ de kǒu qì gēn nán rén yī mú yī yàng |
| [07:31.65] |
No, a guy would say, " I' ll never get to sleep with anyone else." bù, nán rén huì shuō:" wǒ yǒng yuǎn dōu bù néng zài gēn bié rén shàng chuáng" |
| [07:36.02] |
I' ll never sleep with anyone else! wǒ yǒng yuǎn dōu bù néng zài gēn bié rén shàng chuáng! |
| [07:39.85] |
I' m so busy planning the wedding, I forgot about what I' ll give up. wǒ yī zhí máng zhe chóu bèi hūn lǐ wán quán wàng le wǒ yào fàng qì shén me |
| [07:45.39] |
I' ll never have a first kiss again. wǒ zài yě bú huì yǒu chū wěn |
| [07:48.36] |
You' ll have a last kiss. nǐ huì yǒu zuì hòu de wěn bié |
| [07:55.74] |
Can I ask you something? Has a guy ever had a crush on you? wǒ néng wèn nǐ yī jiàn shì ma? yǒu nán rén xǐ huān guò nǐ ma? |
| [07:59.51] |
Is that why you wanted to tie my tie? nà jiù shì nǐ yào bāng wǒ dǎ lǐng dài de yuán yīn? |
| [08:03.54] |
A kid in my class said he' s in love with me. wǒ bān shàng de xué shēng shuō tā ài shàng wǒ le |
| [08:07.22] |
Whoa! wa! |
| [08:08.45] |
Whoa, what? Ross has a boyfriend! wa shén me? luó sī yǒu nán péng yǒu le |
| [08:11.89] |
I do not have a boyfriend. wǒ méi yǒu nán péng yǒu |
| [08:14.22] |
There' s a guy in one of my classes who has a crush on me. wǒ bān shàng yǒu gè nán xué shēng àn liàn wǒ |
| [08:18.36] |
Really? Yeah. zhēn de ma? duì |
| [08:20.13] |
Last year, Elizabeth, now this kid... qù nián shì yī lì shā bái, xiàn zài shì zhè gè hái zi |
| [08:23.06] |
What is it? Am I giving out some kind of... zhè shì zěn me yī huí shì? wǒ sàn fà chū |
| [08:26.90] |
sexyprofessor vibe? xìng gǎn jiào shòu de qì zhì ma? |
| [08:32.54] |
Not right now. xiàn zài kàn qǐ lái bù xiàng |
| [08:34.71] |
The point is, my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm. zhòng diǎn shì wǒ de tiān shēng lì zhì ràng tā qī zhōng kǎo bèi dāng diào |
| [08:40.05] |
Now I feel bad for the kid. wǒ wèi nà gè hái zi gǎn dào nán guò |
| [08:42.25] |
I had a crush on a teacher once, and it was so hard. wǒ yě zēng jīng àn liàn guò lǎo shī, nà zhēn de hěn nán shòu |
| [08:45.79] |
I couldn' t concentrate. I blushed every time he looked at me. wǒ méi bàn fǎ zhuān xīn shàng kè měi cì tā kàn zhe wǒ shí, wǒ dōu huì liǎn hóng |
| [08:50.22] |
You remember what it' s like to be 19 and in love. nǐ hái jì de shí jiǔ suì shí de liàn ài zī wèi ba |
| [08:56.50] |
I can cut him some slack. Yeah. wǒ kě yǐ fàng tā yī mǎ tài bàng le |
| [08:59.07] |
How' d you get over that teacher? I didn' t. I got under him. nǐ zěn me wàng jì nà gè lǎo shī de? wǒ méi yǒu, wǒ gēn tā shàng chuáng le |
| [09:05.74] |
Problem solved. wèn tí jiě jué le |
| [09:10.61] |
Bye, Phoebe. Okay, bye. zài jiàn, fēi bǐ hǎo de, zài jiàn |
| [09:18.32] |
All right. Bye. Bye. hǎo de, zài jiàn zài jiàn |
| [09:27.80] |
We said goodbye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love. wǒ men zài mén biān shuō zài jiàn bù xiǎng xuàn yào wǒ men de xīn liàn qíng |
| [09:32.13] |
It' s okay. You don' t have to tiptoe around me. méi guān xì, nǐ bù bì gù jì wǒ |
| [09:36.10] |
I' ve thought about it. You know what? wǒ yǐ jīng xiǎng guò le, nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [09:38.67] |
I' m okay, not having that newrelationship feeling. wǒ kě yǐ jiē shòu méi yǒu xīn dòng gǎn jué de shēng huó |
| [09:41.41] |
I miss you already! I miss you too! wǒ yǐ jīng kāi shǐ xiǎng nǐ le! wǒ yě huì xiǎng nǐ! |
| [09:48.45] |
That' s great, but I wouldn' t trade what I have for that. nà zhēn de tài bàng le dàn wǒ bú huì ná wǒ de xìng fú gēn nǐ jiāo huàn |
| [09:52.92] |
I' ll be with Chandler the rest of my life. That makes me happy. wǒ huì yī bèi zi gēn qián dé xiāng shǒu nà ràng wǒ jué de xìng fú |
| [09:58.16] |
Come sit down. We' re talking about how our relationship' s deep... kuài zuò xià, wǒ men zhèng zài tán wǒ men de guān xì yǒu duō shēn hòu |
| [10:02.96] |
and meaningful. It is, don' t you think? shì nà me dì yǒu yì yì zhēn de shì nà yàng, nǐ jué de ne? |
| [10:05.87] |
Oh, totally. ō, yì diǎn dōu méi cuò |
| [10:08.47] |
Pull my finger. lā yī xià wǒ de shǒu zhǐ |
| [10:15.48] |
Favorite Returning Male.. This is my category! zuì shòu huān yíng sǐ ér fù shēng nán yǎn yuán lún dào wǒ le! |
| [10:20.95] |
Got your speech? Got my speech. nǐ de yǎn jiǎng gǎo dài le ma? dài le |
| [10:22.82] |
Got your graciousloser face? yùn dòng jiā jīng shén biǎo qíng liàn xí hǎo le ma? |
| [10:27.09] |
Try to remember, if you win, you have to hug me. jì zhù, rú guǒ nǐ dé jiǎng le, nǐ dé bào wǒ |
| [10:30.46] |
Can I squeeze your ass? wǒ néng niē nǐ de ma? |
| [10:33.46] |
On TV? zài diàn shì shàng ma? |
| [10:35.53] |
Yeah! kě yǐ! |
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In the Favorite Returning Male character category, the nominees are: zài zuì shòu huān yíng sǐ ér fù shēng nán yǎn yuán jiǎng fāng miàn bèi tí míng de yǒu: |
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John Wheeler from General Hospital. yuē hàn huì lēi, zǒng yī yuàn |
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Gavin Graham from The Young and the Restless. gài wén gé lā hǎn, nián shào qīng kuáng |
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Duncan Harrington from Passions. táng kěn hā líng dùn, rè qíng |
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And Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives. qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní, wǒ men de rì zi |
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And the Soapie goes to: dé jiǎng de shì: |
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Gavin Graham from The Young and the Restless. gài wén gé lā hǎn, nián shào qīng kuáng |
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Presenting the Favorite Supporting Actress award: bān fā zuì shòu huān yíng nǚ pèi jué jiǎng de shì: |
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Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives. yǎn wǒ men de rì zi de qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní |
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Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award... suǒ yǒu zài zhè gè jiǎng xiàng bèi tí míng de yōu xiù nǚ yǎn yuán |
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deserves to take it home. Unfortunately, only one can. dé jiǎng dōu shì shí zhì míng guī kě xī zhǐ yǒu yí ge rén néng dé jiǎng |
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The nominees for Favorite Supporting Actress are: zuì shòu huān yíng nǚ pèi jué jiǎng bèi tí míng de yǒu: |
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From Passions, Erin Goff. rè qíng, ài líng gāo fēi |
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From One Life to Live, Mary Lauren Bishop. All My Children, Sarah Renee. yī shēng yī cì, mà lì mò lín bì xuě wǒ de hái zi men, shā lā lěi nī |
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And from Days of Our Lives, Jessica Ashley. wǒ men de rì zi, jié xī kǎ ài xǔ lì |
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And the winner is: dé jiǎng de shì: |
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Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. jié xī kǎ ài xǔ lì, wǒ men de rì zi |
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Unfortunately, Jessica couldn' t be with us tonight... bù xìng dì, jié xī kǎ jīn wǎn yīn gù wú fǎ chū xí |
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so I' ll accept this award on her behalf. wǒ yào dài biǎo tā jiē shòu zhè gè jiǎng |
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And I' m sure that Jessica... wǒ xiāng xìn jié xī kǎ |
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wants to thank my parents... huì xiǎng xiè xiè wǒ de fù mǔ |
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who always believed in me. tā men yī zhí dōu hěn zhī chí wǒ |
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She' d also like to thank my friends: tā yě gǎn xiè wǒ de péng yǒu |
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Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe and Rachel... qián dé, mó nī kǎ, luó sī, fēi bǐ gēn ruì qiū |
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who' s sitting right there. tā jiù zuò zài nà biān |
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Why' d we rush out so fast? wǒ men wèi shí me yào jí zhe lí kāi? |
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We had to get out of there because.. Look what I won! wǒ men dé gǎn kuài lí kāi yīn wèi nǐ kàn wǒ ná le shén me huí jiā! |
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Oh, my God. You stole her award! wǒ de tiān a, nǐ tōu zǒu tā de jiǎng bēi! |
| [12:57.71] |
No, no, no. I' m accepting it on her behalf. bù wǒ dài biǎo tā shōu xià tā |
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I don' t think you know what " behalf" means. wǒ xiǎng nǐ bù zhī dào" dài biǎo" shì shén me yì sī |
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Sure I do. It' s a verb. As in " I be halfin' it"! wǒ dāng rán zhī dào, tā shì gè dòng cí yì sī shì" wǒ néng fēn yī bàn"! |
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You' ve got to take this back. I should' ve won. I really wanted it. nǐ dé bǎ tā hái huí qù wǒ yīng gāi dé jiǎng de, wǒ zhēn de hǎo xiǎng dé jiǎng |
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She didn' t care enough to come to the thing. It could also be a Grammy. tā gēn běn bù zài hu cái méi yǒu chū xí tā yě kě yǐ ná lái dāng gé lái měi |
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No, Joey. bù, qiáo yī |
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No one saw me take it. There' s a whole table of them. méi yǒu rén kàn dào wǒ bǎ tā ná zǒu zhěng gè zhuō zi shàng dōu shì jiǎng bēi |
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Do you want an award you didn' t win? nǐ xiǎng yào yí gè bù shǔ yú nǐ de jiǎng bēi ma? |
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No, I want an award I did win. But nobody' s given me any of those! bù, wǒ xiǎng yào yí gè shǔ yú wǒ de jiǎng bēi dàn méi yǒu rén yuàn yì ràng wǒ dé jiǎng |
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If I put it up, when people come over, they' ll see it... rú guǒ wǒ bǎ tā bǎi zài zhè lǐ dà jiā jiù huì kàn dào tā |
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and think I won it. yǐ wéi wǒ zhēn de dé jiǎng le |
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Joey, it says " Best Supporting Actress." qiáo yī, shàng miàn xiě zhe" zuì jiā nǚ pèi jué jiǎng" |
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I can scratch that right off. wǒ kě yǐ bǎ nà gè guā diào |
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This is wrong. You have to take it back. zhè shì bú duì de, nǐ dé bǎ tā hái huí qù |
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You don' t want to win an award this way. You' re very talented. nǐ bú huì xiǎng zhè yàng bǎ jiǎng bēi ná huí jiā nǐ zhēn de yǒu yǎn xì tiān fèn |
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Someday you' ll win one of these for real and that one will mean something. yǒu yì tiān nǐ huì zhēn de dé jiǎng nà duì nǐ lái shuō cái yǒu yì yì |
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Oh, all right. All right? Thank you. hǎo ba hǎo ma? xiè xiè |
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I' ll take it back tomorrow. wǒ míng tiān jiù bǎ tā hái huí qù xiè xiè |
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If I can' t have it, you can' t have it! rú guǒ wǒ bù néng yōng yǒu tā nǐ yě bù néng yōng yǒu tā! |
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Professor Geller? Yes, Mr. Lewis? How can I help you? gài lēi jiào shòu? lù yì sī? yǒu shén me shì ma? |
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I know I didn' t do well on my midterms and stuff. wǒ zhī dào wǒ de qī zhōng kǎo méi yǒu kǎo hǎo |
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But I was hoping you could change my grade. dàn wǒ xī wàng nǐ néng bāng wǒ gǎi chéng jī |
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And why, exactly, would I do that? wǒ wèi shí me yào nà me zuò? |
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Because I' m in love with you. yīn wèi wǒ ài shàng nǐ le |
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What? shén me? |
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Yeah. I' m all in love with you and stuff. duì, wǒ ài shàng nǐ le |
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So could you change my grade? No! nǐ kě yǐ bāng wǒ gǎi chéng jī ma? bù xíng! |
| [15:05.47] |
Why not? You changed Ned' s grade. wèi shí me? nǐ bāng nài dé gǎi chéng jī |
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That' s different. Because he was actually in love with me. nà bù yí yàng, yīn wèi tā zhēn de ài shàng wǒ le |
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No, he' s not! He' s totally yanking your chain. bù, tā cái méi yǒu! tā zhǐ shì zài shuǎ nǐ |
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He' s done this with three other teachers. tā yǐ jīng yòng zhè yī zhāo duì fù guò qí tā sān ge jiào shòu |
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What? He' s got a girlfriend. shén me? tā yǒu nǚ péng yǒu |
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I can' t believe someone would do that for a grade. wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn yǒu rén huì wèi le chéng jī nà me zuò |
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I know. wǒ zhī dào |
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It' s awful. nà tài kě pà le |
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I love you. wǒ ài nǐ |
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Have you seen Chandler? No, why? nǐ kàn dào qián dé le ma? |
| [15:39.20] |
I keep thinking about all the things I won' t have. wǒ yī zhí zài xiǎng wǒ huì shī qù de yī qiè |
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It' s freaking me out. I don' t know what to do. wǒ zhēn de xià huài le, wǒ bù zhī dào gāi zěn me bàn |
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Don' t sweat it. bié dān xīn |
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Chandler' s not around, so get it out of your system. That guy' s cute. qián dé bù zài, bié guǎn nà me duō guī jǔ nà gè nán de hěn shuài |
| [15:53.41] |
Come on, I' m serious. bié zhè yàng, wǒ shì rèn zhēn de |
| [15:56.35] |
I' ve got to talk to him about this. That' s the last thing you want to do. wǒ dé gēn tā tán zhè jiàn shì nǐ zhēn de bù gāi nà me zuò |
| [16:01.12] |
Why? Because you' re marrying him! wèi shí me? yīn wèi nǐ yào jià gěi tā! |
| [16:05.39] |
You gotta help me out here. nǐ dé bāng bāng wǒ |
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I' ve never been engaged. I' ve never really been married. wǒ cóng lái méi yǒu dìng hūn guò, yě méi yǒu jié hūn guò |
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I can only tell you what my mother told me. wǒ zhǐ néng gào sù nǐ wǒ mā gēn wǒ shuō de huà |
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When you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship... dāng nǐ duì yī duàn guān xì yǒu yí lǜ hài pà huò jiāo lǜ shí |
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don' t communicate them to your husband. bié gēn nǐ de zhàng fū gōu tōng zhèi xiē wèn tí |
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I' m not supposed to share my doubts and fears... wǒ bù gāi gēn wǒ yào gòng dù yī shēng de nán rén |
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with the guy I' m spending the rest of my life with? fēn xiǎng wǒ de yí lǜ gēn kǒng jù? |
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That is correct. Yes. méi cuò, jiù shì nà yàng |
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You' re supposed to put all that stuff in a little box in your mind... nǐ yīng gāi bǎ nà jiàn shì fàng zài xīn lǐ |
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and lock it up. yǒng yuǎn bù zài tí |
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Your mother told you this? nà shi nǐ mā mā gào sù nǐ de? duì |
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The woman who married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13? nà gè jié le hěn duō cì hūn zài nǐ shí sān suì shí tā jiù zì shā le de nǚ rén? |
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Oh, my God, you' re right. wǒ de tiān a, nǐ shuō de duì |
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Tell Chandler. Hurry, before it' s too late! qù gào sù qián dé, kuài diǎn, miǎn de tài chí le! |
| [16:51.21] |
Wait! Does this also mean that putting out doesn' t get you love? děng yī xià, zhè yě biǎo shì fàng dàng shì de bú dào zhēn ài de ma? |
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yín bēi |
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I' m gonna meet Jessica Ashley! Wait, wait. wǒ bù xìn wǒ yào gēn jié xī kǎ ài xǔ lì pèng miàn! děng yī xià |
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Rach, please be cool, okay? I work with this woman. ruì qiū, bài tuō nǐ kù yì diǎn, hǎo ma? wǒ gēn zhè gè nǚ rén yì qǐ gōng zuò |
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Okay, I' m totally cool. hǎo ba, wǒ huì hěn kù de |
| [17:11.33] |
Come in. qǐng jìn |
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Hey, Jessica. hēi, jié xī kǎ |
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Hey, Jess. hēi, jié xī |
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This is my friend Rachel. tā shì wǒ péng yǒu ruì qiū |
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Hi. What' s up? hāi nǐ hǎo ma? |
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Here' s your Soapie. I accepted it for you. zhè shì nǐ de féi zào jiǎng wǒ dài biǎo nǐ shōu xià le tā |
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Oh, my God. I won? Do you have any idea what this means? wǒ de tiān a, wǒ dé jiǎng le? nǐ zhī dào zhè dài biǎo shén me yì yì ma? |
| [17:35.08] |
You' re not gonna put it on your shelf or anything? nǐ bù bǎ tā bǎi zài guì zi lǐ ma? |
| [17:38.65] |
No, I try to save that for real awards. Now if you' ll excuse me? bù, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng bǎ zhēn zhèng de jiǎng bēi bǎi zài guì zi lǐ, duì bù qǐ |
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Take it back? Absolutely. yào bǎ tā ná huí qù ma? nà dāng rán |
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Yeah, you do! duì, zuò de hǎo! |
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Honey? As we get closer to the wedding... tián xīn? wǒ men kuài jié hūn le |
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is there anything you' d like to share? yǒu shén me shì nǐ xiǎng gēn wǒ fēn xiǎng ma? |
| [18:03.81] |
Okay. I think the centerpieces are too big. hǎo ba, wǒ jué de zhuō shàng de zhuāng shì tài dà le |
| [18:07.88] |
You' re wrong. The centerpieces are fine. nǐ cuò le, zhuō shàng de zhuāng shì gāng gāng hǎo |
| [18:12.35] |
Do you ever get scared at all? Kind of. They' re really big. nǐ céng jīng jué de hài pà guò ma? yǒu yì diǎn, tā men zhēn de hěn dà |
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Doesn' t it freak you out that you' ll never be with anybody new again? nǐ bù hài pà zì jǐ méi bàn fǎ zài rèn shi xīn de rén ma? |
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What? shén me? |
| [18:26.97] |
I love you so much. wǒ fēi cháng ài nǐ |
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Sometimes it bothers me that I' ll never have that feeling. yǒu shí hou wǒ huì hěn nán guò wǒ wú fǎ zài yǒu nà yàng de gǎn jué |
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When you first meet someone... dāng nǐ gāng rèn shi yí ge rén |
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and it' s new and exciting. You know that rush? nǐ huì jué de xīn xiān cì jī nǐ zhī dào nà zhǒng xīn dòng de gǎn jué ma? |
| [18:42.78] |
No, when I first meet somebody... bù, dāng wǒ gāng rèn shi yí ge rén |
| [18:45.55] |
it' s mostly panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating. wǒ huì jué de huāng zhāng, jiāo lǜ, mǎn tóu dà hàn |
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Okay. But you' re a guy. hǎo ba, dàn nǐ shì nán rén |
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Aren' t you freaked out that you' ll never sleep with anybody else? nǐ bù hài pà nǐ yǒng yuǎn bù néng zài gēn bié rén shàng chuáng ma? |
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Sleeping with somebody, no. bù néng gēn bié rén shàng chuáng, bù |
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Anxiety, panic and, I' m afraid, even more sweating. wǒ hài pà de shì jiāo lǜ, huāng zhāng, gēn mǎn tóu dà hàn |
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Even with me? jí shǐ shì gēn wǒ zài yì qǐ? |
| [19:07.44] |
I was dangerously dehydrated the first six months of our relationship. wǒ men gāng kāi shǐ jiāo wǎng de liù ge yuè wǒ yán zhòng tuō shuǐ |
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For me, the rush is knowing that we' ll be together the rest of our lives. duì wǒ lái shuō xīn dòng de gǎn jué shì wǒ men huì gòng dù yú shēng |
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Really? Well, yeah. zhēn de ma? duì |
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Knowing you' re having these thoughts, we' re back to panic, anxiety and... zhī dào nǐ yǒu zhèi xiē xiǎng fǎ wǒ men yòu huí dào le huāng zhāng, jiāo lǜ gēn |
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I' ll definitely need some kind of sports drink. wǒ zhēn de xū yào hē diǎn yùn dòng yǐn liào |
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Come here. Oh, you don' t have to worry. guò lái, nǐ bù bì dān xīn |
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Besides, you know what? I' ll have a lot of new things with you. ér qiě nǐ zhī dào ma? gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ wǒ yí dìng néng yù shàng xīn xiān de shì |
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The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid. wǒ men dì yī cì mǎi fáng zi dì yí gè hái zi, dì yí gè sūn zi |
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Water. Water. Water. gěi wǒ shuǐ, kuài diǎn |
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Mr. Morse? Can I speak to you for a moment? mó sī? wǒ néng gēn nǐ tán tán ma? |
| [19:56.62] |
That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little haircut? nǐ jīn tiān shàng kè de nèi róng hěn jīng cǎi nǐ jiǎn le tóu fà ma? |
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Yeah, yeah. Do you like it? Do you love it? duì, nǐ xǐ huān ma? nǐ ài ma? |
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I want you to know I' m changing your grade back. wǒ yào gào sù nǐ wǒ huì bǎ nǐ de chéng jī gǎi huí lái |
| [20:09.50] |
What? Why? shén me? wèi shí me? |
| [20:12.24] |
I know what you' re trying to pull here. It won' t work. wǒ zhī dào nǐ zài gǎo shén me guǐ, nà shi xíng bù tōng de |
| [20:16.08] |
I' m not trying to pull anything. Look, I love you, dude. wǒ méi yǒu gǎo guǐ, tīng zhe, wǒ ài nǐ |
| [20:21.52] |
I' m not even gonna talk about this. This little " thing" is over. wǒ shèn zhì bù xiǎng tán zhè jiàn shì zhè gè xiǎo" fēng liú yùn shì" jié shù le |
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I know you have a girlfriend. And I know about the other professors. wǒ zhī dào nǐ yǒu nǚ péng yǒu yě zhī dào qí tā jiào shòu de shì |
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How do you think that makes me feel? You used me! nǐ jué de nà huì ràng wǒ yǒu shén me gǎn jué? nǐ lì yòng wǒ! |
| [20:34.66] |
You don' t love me and you never did! nǐ bù ài wǒ, nǐ cóng lái dōu méi yǒu ài guò wǒ! |
| [20:40.43] |
Professor Winston. Professor Frederickson. wēn sī dùn jiào shòu, fú dí ruì kè sēn jiào shòu |
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I' ll be right with you. wǒ mǎ shàng lái |
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Don' t make this worse and I' ll give you a " C." Shall we? bié ràng shì qíng biàn de gèng zāo gāo wǒ huì gěi nǐ" C", wǒ men kě yǐ zǒu le ma? |
| [20:59.19] |
I' ll be out in a second. wǒ mǎ shàng lái |
| [21:06.76] |
" It' s just so unexpected! zhè zhēn de shì tài yì wài le! |
| [21:11.47] |
I' ll tell you, it' s such an honor to just be nominated... wǒ dé gào sù dà jiā néng bèi tí míng nuò bèi ěr jiǎng |
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for a Nobel Prize. yǐ jīng shì mò dà de guāng róng |
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And, you know, to win one for a massage! wǒ jìng rán yīn wèi àn mó dé le nuò bèi ěr jiǎng! |
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Especially just after winning a Tony Award for Best Actress.." tè bié shì wǒ gāng ná xià dōng ní jiǎng de zuì jiā nǚ yǎn yuán jiǎng |
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Our reservations are at 8. wǒ men dìng le bā diǎn de wèi zhì |
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" in Reservations at Eight by Neil Simon. yǐ wǒ men dìng le bā diǎn de wèi zhì dé jiǎng zuò cí rén shì ní ěr sài mén |
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Thank you, Neil. Thank you for the words." xiè xiè nǐ, ní ěr, xiè xiè nǐ bāng wǒ tián cí |
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Finish this later. We' re gonna be late. dāi huì zài wán, wǒ men yào chí dào le |
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Please don' t play the music. Just one more thing. qǐng bú yào zòu yuè, hái yǒu yī jiàn shì |
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Okay. " Live from New York, it' s Saturday Night!" " niǔ yuē xiàn chǎng zhí bō huān yíng shōu kàn zhōu mò yè xiàn chǎng" |