| [00:03.88] | Do you realize we're getting married in four weeks? 你知道再四个星期 我们就要结婚了吗？ |
| [00:07.62] | Four weeks, baby. Four weeks! 四个星期，宝贝，四个星期！ |
| [00:11.12] | You realize you get louder each week? 你知道每星期你都更大声吗？ |
| [00:14.39] | There's still so much to do! Have you written your vows? 还有这么多事要做！ 你写好你的婚誓了吗？ |
| [00:18.20] | I figured I'd just buy those. "Pat, I'd like to buy a vow." 我想我会去买 “派得，我要买婚誓” |
| [00:23.40] | You know I've no sense of humor when it comes to this. 你知道讲到婚礼的事 我是没有幽默感的 |
| [00:28.34] | -Right. Have you written yours yet? -No, but I know what I'm gonna say. -是，你写了你的吗？ -不，我知道我要说什么 |
| [00:34.18] | Do you happen to know what I'm gonna say? 你会不会刚好知道 我要讲什么？ |
| [00:39.22] | Let's do it now. It won't be hard. 现在来做，不会那么难的 |
| [00:41.89] | Say what's in your heart. 说你心里想的 |
| [00:50.46] | Look at her go. She must love me more than I love her! 看她写得多快，她一定爱我 比我爱她多！ |
| [00:54.83] | What's wrong with me? Oh, don't open that door. 我有什么问题？ 不要打开那扇门 |
| [01:00.41] | The One with the Vows 本集播出：婚誓 |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:41.45] | "Monica, there are no words.." “摩妮卡，没有字…” |
| [01:48.49] | There are no words! This shouldn't be this hard! 没有字！不应该这么难的！ |
| [01:52.86] | You've done this before. What did you say in your vows? 你做过这事 你的婚誓里说什么？ |
| [01:57.06] | With Carol I promised never to love another woman until I die. 对卡萝，我答应直到我死 不再爱另一个女人 |
| [02:01.70] | She made no such promise. 她没有这样答应我 |
| [02:04.40] | I'm pathetic. Monica knows what to say, you should have seen her. 我真悲哀，摩妮卡知道要讲什么 看她下笔如飞的样子 |
| [02:11.91] | What's the emergency? 什么紧急大事？ |
| [02:13.85] | You have to help me write my vows. All I have is this. 帮我忙，我需要写我的婚誓 可是我只有这些 |
| [02:18.02] | I like the pretty drawing of you in the wedding dress. 我喜欢你穿婚纱的图划 |
| [02:22.82] | -Thank you. -Except your breasts look small. 除了你的胸部看来有点小 |
| [02:28.03] | Those are my eyes! 那些是我的眼睛！ |
| [02:31.96] | -Those are my breasts. -Oh, yeah. -那是我的胸部 -是，好吧 |
| [02:38.40] | Why don't you start with something simple? 何不从简单的开始，像是： |
| [02:41.97] | "Monica, from the moment I met you I knew I loved you." “摩妮卡，第一次见到你 我就知道我爱你” |
| [02:47.45] | I can't do that. 我不确定我能这么说 |
| [02:49.28] | Everyone, this is Chandler. 各位，这是钱德 |
| [02:51.98] | Hi, I'm Ross' little sister. 我是罗斯的小妹 |
| [02:54.85] | Okay. 是 |
| [02:58.86] | Okay, okay. Maybe you could start with: 好，也许这样起头： |
| [03:02.29] | "Chandler, even though we were friends... 钱德，即使在我们还是朋友时… |
| [03:05.40] | there was a part of me that knew I wanted more." 一部份的我一直知道我要更多 |
| [03:08.93] | All right, there's a nuclear holocaust. I'm the last man on Earth. 好吧，有一场核子浩劫 我是地球上最后一个男人 |
| [03:13.91] | Would you go out with me? 你会和我约会吗？ |
| [03:21.01] | Are we allowed to lie in the vows? 婚誓里可以说谎吗？ |
| [03:24.88] | Okay, don't talk about those feelings. Just say something about... 也许那时你不谈你的感情 |
| [03:29.49] | all the things he's taught you, like.. 说些他教会你的事，像是… |
| [03:38.66] | Or all the things you taught him. 或是你教会他的事 |
| [03:41.90] | Everybody knows the erogenous zones. One, two, three... 大家都知道基本的性感带 有1，2，3… |
| [03:46.54] | four, five, six and seven. 4，5… 6和7 |
| [03:51.44] | There are seven? 有7个？ |
| [03:55.95] | -That's one? -Kind of an important one. -那算是一个吗？ -蛮重要的 |
| [04:00.35] | I was looking at it upside down. 我是倒着看的 |
| [04:05.52] | You know, sometimes that helps. 有时候这样也有帮助的 |
| [04:12.63] | Okay, start out with a little one... 好，现在，由1开始… |
| [04:16.07] | a two, a one-two-three... 一个2，一个123… |
| [04:19.94] | a three, a five... 一个3，一个5… |
| [04:24.44] | a four, a three-two... 一个4，一个32… |
| [04:27.35] | two, a two-four-six. 2，一个246 |
| [04:30.52] | Two-four-six, four, two... 246，4，2… |
| [04:34.22] | two, four-seven... 2，47… |
| [04:38.09] | five-seven, six-seven... 57，67… |
| [04:40.86] | seven, seven... 7，7… |
| [04:43.59] | seven, seven, seven... 7，7，7，7，7… |
| [04:47.10] | seven! 7！ |
| [04:57.38] | How about something like: 我知道了！这样如何： |
| [04:59.74] | "Monica, when I look back over our time together..." “摩妮卡，回顾我们在一起的时间…” |
| [05:09.19] | -Yeah? -I can't do all of it. -然后？ -不能全部都要我做 |
| [05:11.36] | Look back over your time together. 回顾你们在一起的时间 |
| [05:16.73] | Oh, look, twins! 看，双胞胎！ |
| [05:18.63] | No fair! I don't even have one, how come they get two? 不公平！我连一个都没有 为什么他们有两个？ |
| [05:22.80] | -You'll get one. -Yeah, when? -你会有一个的 -是啊，什么时候？ |
| [05:25.70] | When we're 40, if neither of us are married... 这样吧 当我们40的时候，如果我们 都没结婚， |
| [05:30.31] | -what do you say we have one? -Why wouldn't I be married? -我们俩来生一个如何？ -我为什么会40岁还没结婚？ |
| [05:35.71] | I just meant hypothetically. 不，不，我是说假设这样 |
| [05:38.02] | Hypothetically, why won't I be married? 假设这样 我为什么会40岁还没结婚？ |
| [05:41.22] | No, no. 不，不 |
| [05:42.55] | What is it? Is there something unmarriable about me? 怎么着？真的，我是有什么 基本上不能结婚的地方吗？ |
| [05:47.89] | Well? 怎么样？ |
| [05:49.73] | Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack! 我的老天 这个降落伞是一个背包！ |
| [05:55.43] | I'm getting married today! 今天我要结婚了！ |
| [06:00.24] | Think he knew I was here? 他知道我在这儿吗？ |
| [06:09.48] | Nice try. 算你尽力 |
| [06:10.75] | Wait, wait, wait. 等一下，等一下，等一下 |
| [06:15.59] | Look, Monica.. 摩妮卡… |
| [06:21.26] | -This is not gonna work. -I bet this'll work. -没有用的 -我保证这有用 |
| [06:33.07] | You are so great! I love you. 你真棒！我爱你 |
| [06:45.38] | What? 什么？ |
| [06:46.95] | I said you're so great, and then I stopped talking. 没事！我说，你真棒 然后就没说话了 |
| [06:52.89] | -You said you love me! -No, I didn't. -你说你爱我！我不能相信 -不，我没有 |
| [06:58.03] | -Yes, you did. -No, I didn't! -有，你有 -没有，我没有！ |
| [07:01.50] | -You love me! -No, I don't! -你爱我！ -不，我不！ |
| [07:04.24] | Stop it! Stop it! 停！停！ |
| [07:10.31] | You know, I was thinking, what if I unpack here? 我在想，如果我在这里打开东西呢？ |
| [07:14.51] | Then all your stuff would be here. 你的东西都会在这里 |
| [07:18.55] | Well... 那… |
| [07:22.62] | What if it was here? 如果我的东西都在这里的话？ |
| [07:25.02] | Then you'd be going back and forth all the time. 你会一直来来往往的 |
| [07:28.66] | Doesn't make any sense. 没什么道理 |
| [07:30.66] | Okay. 好 |
| [07:34.43] | What if we live together, and you understand what I'm saying? 如果我们住在一起 你了解我在说什么？ |
| [07:47.38] | We wanted to surprise you. 你希望这是一个惊喜 |
| [07:59.72] | Oh, my God! 我的天！ |
| [08:07.77] | Chandler... 钱德… |
| [08:10.80] | in all my life... 我这一生… |
| [08:13.37] | I never thought I'd be so lucky... 从没想过我会这么幸运… |
| [08:19.54] | as to fall in love with my best.. 能爱上我最好的… |
| [08:24.58] | My best.. There's a reason why girls don't do this! 我最好的… 女生不这么做是有原因的！ |
| [08:28.89] | Okay, okay, okay! I'll do it. 好，好，我来 |
| [08:32.19] | I thought.. 我想… |
| [08:38.26] | I can do this. 我做得到 |
| [08:43.63] | I thought... 我以为… |
| [08:45.44] | that it mattered what I said or where I said it. 我说什么和在哪里说很重要 |
| [08:51.28] | Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you.. 但我发现唯一重要的是你… |
| [09:00.59] | You make me happier than I ever thought I could be. 你使我比我能想像的更快乐 |
| [09:07.83] | And if you let me... 如果你愿意… |
| [09:09.93] | I'll spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. 我要用这一生 来让你有同样感觉 |
| [09:23.67] | Monica? 摩妮卡？ |
| [09:27.14] | Will you marry me? 嫁给我好吗？ |
| [09:30.85] | Yes. 好 |
| [09:45.56] | Can we come in? We're dying out here! 我们可以进来了吗？ 我们要急死了！ |
| [09:49.33] | Come in! Come in! 进来！进来！ |
| [09:52.57] | -We're engaged! -Yes! -我们订婚了！ -好！ |
| [10:05.28] | -Hi. -What have you guys been up to? -嗨 -你们在干嘛？ |
| [10:08.65] | Helping Chandler write his vows. He kicked us out. 帮钱德写他的婚誓 但被他踢出来了… |
| [10:12.19] | Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions. 因为乔伊一直做不恰当的建议 |
| [10:16.96] | How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass" inappropriate? “摩妮卡，我爱你的美臀” 有什么不恰当？ |
| [10:22.70] | How's Monica doing? 摩妮卡写得怎么样？ |
| [10:24.50] | Lucky she's got a sweet ass. She's not so good at writing. 这样说吧，幸好她有一个美臀 因为她不太会写 |
| [10:29.84] | In four weeks they're gonna be married! 真不能相信再四个星期 他们就要结婚了！ |
| [10:32.98] | Let's just hope it works. 希望他们的婚姻成功 |
| [10:35.21] | Nine out of 10 marriages end in divorce. 10个里面有9个以离婚收场 |
| [10:38.18] | That's not true. 菲比，没有的事 |
| [10:39.92] | You're right. How's the missis? 是啊，你说的对，你太太们好吗？ |
| [10:44.02] | I can't believe... 真不能相信... |
| [10:45.32] | -they're together 3 years. -That long? -...他们在一起3年了 -那么久了？ |
| [10:47.86] | It seems like less because they hid it from us. 感觉没那么久 因为他们瞒了我们很久 |
| [10:52.50] | Hey, it's me. Coming in. 是我，进来了 |
| [11:01.57] | I've had a very long, hard day. 我今天辛苦了一整天 |
| [11:04.88] | -I'm getting some chicken. Want some? -No. Bye, then. -我要去买炸鸡，你要不要？ -不，谢了，不要炸鸡，再见 |
| [11:13.35] | He wouldn't leave. He kept asking if I wanted chicken. 你还好吧？抱歉，他不肯离开 一直问要不要炸鸡 |
| [11:18.22] | Chicken? 炸鸡？ |
| [11:20.66] | I could eat some chicken. 我可以来点炸鸡 |
| [11:23.83] | Hey, Joe! 乔伊！ |
| [11:27.90] | Can I get a three-piece, coleslaw, beans and a Coke? 我想要三块鸡，沙拉 豆子，还有可乐 |
| [11:32.77] | Diet Coke. 健怡可乐 |
| [11:38.48] | -Why didn't they tell us? -I know, we were cool about it. -我不知道他们为什么不告诉我们 -好像我们不会认同似的 |
| [11:42.85] | You? And you? 你？和你？ |
| [11:46.62] | You cannot tell. No one knows. 你不能说，没有人知道 |
| [11:49.22] | How? When? 怎么？何时？ |
| [11:51.52] | -It happened in London. -In London?! -在伦敦发生的 -在伦敦？！ |
| [11:56.76] | We didn't want to make a big deal out of it. 我们没告诉任何人 不希望把它变成大事 |
| [12:00.56] | But it is a big deal! 可是这是大事！ |
| [12:03.27] | -I have to tell someone. -No, no! -我一定要告诉人 -不，不要！ |
| [12:06.20] | -You can't. -Please! -你不能 -拜托！ |
| [12:08.01] | We don't want to deal with telling them. Just promise you won't tell. 我们不想面对告诉大家之后的事 答应我你不会说 |
| [12:16.41] | All right! 好！ |
| [12:18.45] | I can't wait to be with you. I'll tell Rachel I'm doing laundry. 等不及要和你在一起了，我告诉瑞秋我要洗几个小时的衣服 |
| [12:23.12] | Laundry? Is that my new nickname? 洗衣服？是我的新昵称吗？ |
| [12:30.63] | You know your nickname, Mr. Big.. 你知道你的昵称是什么，大… |
| [12:34.90] | Oh, look, there's Monica and Chandler. Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! 看，是摩妮卡和钱德 嘿！嘿，你们两个！嘿！ |
| [12:50.58] | Chandler and Monica! 钱德和摩妮卡！ 钱德和摩妮卡！ |
| [12:52.95] | Oh, my God! 我的天！ |
| [12:54.79] | -Chandler and Monica! -Oh, my God! -钱德和摩妮卡！ -我的天！ |
| [12:57.96] | -Oh, my eyes! My eyes! -Phoebe! Phoebe! -我的眼睛！我的眼睛！ -菲比！菲比！ |
| [13:01.79] | -It's okay! It's okay! -No! They're doing it! -没事的！没事的！ -不！他们在亲热！ |
| [13:05.63] | I know! I know! 我知道！我知道！ |
| [13:07.10] | -You know? -Yes! -你知道？ -对，我知道！ |
| [13:08.57] | And Joey, but Ross doesn't, so stop screaming! 乔伊知道，但罗斯不知道 你得停止尖叫！ |
| [13:12.50] | -Hey, what's going on? -Oh, hi! -怎么样啊？ -嗨！ |
| [13:16.37] | What? What? 什么？什么？ |
| [13:17.98] | We're excited that you might get this place! 老天！我们好兴奋 你可能会搬来这儿！ |
| [13:21.51] | -Actually, it looks really good. -It looks pretty good! -事实上，看起来不错 -看来很不错！ |
| [13:25.98] | Get in here! Come on! 过来这里！来！ |
| [13:31.69] | So they don't know that Rachel knows? 他们知道你知道 但他们不知道瑞秋知道？ |
| [13:35.36] | Yes, but it doesn't matter who knows what. 对，但你知道吗？ 谁知道什么并不重要 |
| [13:38.60] | Enough of us know. We can just tell them we know. 现在有足够的人知道了 就可以告诉他们我们知道 |
| [13:42.13] | The lying and the secrets will be over. 谎言，秘密终于可以结束了 |
| [13:45.17] | Or, we can not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own. 或者我们不要告诉他们我们知道 我们可以找点小乐子 |
| [13:50.64] | We better go if we're gonna catch that movie. 好，该走了，如果想赶上电影的话 |
| [13:53.91] | -Bye. -Bye. -再见 -再见 |
| [13:55.88] | Bye, Chandler. I miss you already. 再见，钱德，我已经开始想你了 |
| [14:03.85] | Did you see the inappropriate pinching? 你看到了吗？ 她很不恰当地捏我一下？ |
| [14:06.92] | Actually, I did. 我看到了 |
| [14:08.26] | So now do you believe that she's attracted to me? 你现在相信她喜欢上我了吧？ |
| [14:13.00] | Oh, my God! My God, she knows about us! 我的天！ 我的天，她知道我们的事！ |
| [14:16.13] | -Phoebe knows about us! -I didn't tell them. -菲比知道我们的事！ -我没有告诉她们 |
| [14:19.90] | Them? Who's them? 她们？谁是她们？ |
| [14:23.87] | Phoebe and Joey. 菲比和乔伊 |
| [14:28.25] | Joey! 乔伊！ |
| [14:29.88] | And Rachel. 还有瑞秋 |
| [14:31.55] | They made me promise not to tell. 我本来要告诉你们的 可是她们要我答应不说 |
| [14:34.55] | They think they are so slick, messing with us! 她们以为他们很厉害，玩我们！ |
| [14:38.22] | They don't know that we know that they know. 可是，他们不知道 我们知道他们知道 |
| [14:42.73] | -So... -Ah, yes! -所以… -对！ |
| [14:44.90] | The messers become the messees! 玩人的变成被玩的！ |
| [14:48.87] | My God, he wants me to come over and feel his biceps! 我的天，他要我过去 摸他的二头肌还有别的！ |
| [14:53.44] | Are you kidding? 你开玩笑？ |
| [14:54.87] | I can't believe he'd do that to Mo.. 我不相信他会对摩妮卡这样… |
| [15:06.28] | Joey? Do they know that we know? 乔伊？他们知道我们知道了吗？ |
| [15:09.45] | -No. -Joey! -不 -乔伊！ |
| [15:11.79] | -They know you know. -I knew it! -他们知道你们知道 -我就知道！ |
| [15:15.43] | I cannot believe those two! 不能相信这两个人！ |
| [15:17.76] | They thought that they could mess with us? With us? 他们以为可以玩我们？ 他们想要玩我们？ |
| [15:23.83] | They don't know that we know they know we know. 他们不知道我们知道 他们知道我们知道 |
| [15:28.64] | Joey, you can't say anything. 乔伊，你什么也不能说 |
| [15:30.77] | Couldn't if I wanted to. 即使我想说也不知道要怎么说 |
| [15:34.75] | She wants me to put lotion on her! 这完全失控了！ 她要我替她抹乳液！ |
| [15:37.85] | She's bluffing! 她说大话！ |
| [15:39.48] | She's not backing down. She went like this. 她没有退缩，她像这样： |
| [15:44.96] | He's not backing down. He went to get lotion. 他没有退缩，他去拿乳液了 |
| [15:50.63] | Aren't you guys done yet? 你们还没玩完吗？ |
| [15:52.80] | The sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over. 菲比早点攻破钱德 这事就早一点完全公开 |
| [15:58.14] | -I like that. -Okay. -我喜欢 -好 |
| [15:59.77] | Okay, show him your bra. He's afraid of bras. Can't work them. 好，给他看你的内衣 他最怕内衣，他不会解内衣 |
| [16:12.02] | Wow! You didn't rip off any buttons. 哇！你没拉掉任何扣子 |
| [16:14.79] | It's not my first time. 这不是第一次 |
| [16:18.76] | You go seduce her until she cracks. 回去那儿 勾引她直到解决她 |
| [16:21.49] | Okay, give me a second. 好，给我一秒钟 |
| [16:24.13] | -Did you clean up in here? -Of course. -你清理了这儿？ -当然 |
| [16:32.90] | Oh, you're going? 你要走了？ |
| [16:34.57] | Not without you, lover. 除非你一起来，爱人 |
| [16:41.71] | So, this is my bra. 这是我的内衣 |
| [16:48.52] | It's very, very nice. 非常非常的好看 |
| [16:52.79] | Well, come here. 过来 |
| [16:55.53] | I'm happy we're gonna have all the sex. 我非常开心我们要上床了 |
| [17:00.06] | You should be. I'm very bendy. 你应该开心的，我的柔软度很好 |
| [17:08.17] | -I'm gonna kiss you. -Not if I kiss you first. -我现在要吻你了 -如果我没先吻你的话 |
| [17:31.63] | There's nothing left for us to do but kiss. 我想我们除了接吻 没有别的事可做了 |
| [17:35.43] | Here it comes. 来了 |
| [17:38.40] | Our first kiss. 我们的初吻 |
| [17:48.98] | -Okay, okay, okay, fine, you win! -Ha! -好，好，好，好，你赢了！ -哈！ |
| [17:52.58] | -I can't have sex. -Why not? -我不能和你上床 -为什么不？ |
| [17:54.49] | -I'm in love with Monica. -You're what? -因为我爱摩妮卡 -你什么？ |
| [17:59.89] | Love her! That's right, I love her! I love her! 爱她！对，我爱她！ 我爱她！ |
| [18:09.50] | I love you, Monica. 我爱你，摩妮卡 |
| [18:12.24] | I love you too, Chandler. 我也爱你，钱德 |
| [18:19.94] | I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love. 我以为你们两个只是上床 我不知道你们恋爱了 |
| [18:25.42] | That's it, it's over. Everybody knows. 就是这样，结束了 大家都知道了 |
| [18:28.15] | -Well, Ross doesn't. -We'd like it if no one told him yet. -其实，罗斯还不知道 -请大家先不要告诉他 |
| [18:32.42] | No. 不 |
| [18:36.16] | What are you doing? 你在干什么？ |
| [18:39.13] | Get off my sister! 放开我妹妹！ |
| [18:44.27] | Friends getting married, it's gotta change things. 朋友要结婚了 很多事会改变的 |
| [18:47.91] | Think it'll be different? 你想会不一样吗？ |
| [18:49.77] | How can it not be? They're gonna have kids... 怎么能不变呢？ 他们很快会有小孩… |
| [18:53.04] | and hang out with other couples who have kids. 会和其他有孩子的夫妇在一起 |
| [18:56.65] | And maybe they'll leave the city... 也许他们会搬离城市… |
| [18:59.35] | to be near a Volvo dealership. 到某个靠近富豪车商的地方 |
| [19:04.96] | Things change. 事情会变的 |
| [19:06.86] | I don't want them to move to a Volvo dealership. 我不要他们搬到 卖富豪车的地方 |
| [19:11.73] | It'll be okay, Joe. 乔伊，会没事的 |
| [19:13.96] | Sorry. I just.. I like things the way they are. 抱歉，我只是… 我希望能像以前一样 |
| [19:18.14] | Who's this little naked guy? 这个光着身子的小孩是谁？ |
| [19:20.44] | That naked guy would be me. 这个光着身子的小孩是我 |
| [19:24.04] | Look at the little thing. 你看看这小东西 |
| [19:26.01] | Yes. 是啊 |
| [19:28.68] | Yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grownups now? 是，好，那是我的小鸡鸡 我们现在可以做大人了吗？ |
| [19:34.59] | -Who are those people? -Got me. -这些是谁？ -问倒我了 |
| [19:37.32] | Oh, that's Nana right there. 那中间的是奶奶 |
| [19:39.76] | -Wow. -Let's see. -哇 -我看看 |
| [19:42.46] | "Me and the gang at Java Joe's." “我和在爪哇乔店里的那一群” |
| [19:45.33] | Monica, you look like your grandma. How old was she? 摩妮卡，你很像你祖母 那时她几岁？ |
| [19:49.40] | Let's see,1939. 我看看，1939 |
| [19:51.20] | Yeah,24,25. 对，24，25 |
| [19:54.71] | Looks like a fun gang. 看来很快乐的一群 |
| [20:02.35] | Look, look, look! I got Monica naked. 看，看，看！ 我找到摩妮卡光着身子的 |
| [20:05.85] | Let me see. 我看 |
| [20:09.35] | No, that would be me again. 不，这还是我 |
| [20:16.76] | -Hey, you guys. -What's going on? -嘿，大伙儿 -怎么样啊？ |
| [20:19.80] | Well, we were just talking about... 我们刚刚提到… |
| [20:22.50] | you guys getting married and how great it is. 你们要结婚了，非常的好 |
| [20:25.94] | Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If that's what you really want. 对，你们会买一台富豪 如果你们真的要那样 |
| [20:31.24] | That's so sweet. 你们真好 |
| [20:34.04] | -So, we both finished our vows. -Can we read them? -我们都写完了婚誓 -可以看吗？ |
| [20:38.02] | As long as I don't hear his and he doesn't hear mine. 只要我不看到钱德的 他不看到我的就好 |
| [20:50.73] | Oh, that's beautiful. 好美 |
| [20:54.13] | Funny one! Good! 好好笑！很好！ |
| [20:57.77] | Will you marry me? 摩妮卡，你嫁给我好吗？ |
| [21:02.17] | What? I don't get it. 什么？我不懂 |
| [21:04.44] | Oh, yeah! 是呦！ |
| [21:08.75] | -Man, this is hilarious! -Chandler! -这太爆笑了！ -钱德！ |
| [21:12.62] | Don't worry, we'll make yours funnier. 甜心，别担心 我们会让你的好笑一点 |
| [21:22.93] | Okay, what do you think? 你们觉得如何？ |
| [21:27.23] | -Dude... -I have never known love like this. -老兄… -我从没见过这样的爱 |
| [21:32.57] | -You really like it? -Dude! -你真的喜欢？ -老兄！ |
| [21:36.61] | How did you write this? 你怎么写出来的？ |
| [21:38.51] | I stole Monica's and changed the name. 我偷了摩妮卡的 改成我的名字 |
| [21:43.58] | -You can't do that! -If he goes first he can! -你不能这么做！ -如果他先讲的话就可以！ |
| [00:03.88] | Do you realize we' re getting married in four weeks? ni zhi dao zai si ge xing qi wo men jiu yao jie hun le ma? |
| [00:07.62] | Four weeks, baby. Four weeks! si ge xing qi, bao bei, si ge xing qi! |
| [00:11.12] | You realize you get louder each week? ni zhi dao mei xing qi ni dou geng da sheng ma? |
| [00:14.39] | There' s still so much to do! Have you written your vows? hai you zhe me duo shi yao zuo! ni xie hao ni de hun shi le ma? |
| [00:18.20] | I figured I' d just buy those. " Pat, I' d like to buy a vow." wo xiang wo hui qu mai " pai de, wo yao mai hun shi" |
| [00:23.40] | You know I' ve no sense of humor when it comes to this. ni zhi dao jiang dao hun li de shi wo shi mei you you mo gan de |
| [00:28.34] | Right. Have you written yours yet? No, but I know what I' m gonna say. shi, ni xie le ni de ma? bu, wo zhi dao wo yao shuo shi mo |
| [00:34.18] | Do you happen to know what I' m gonna say? ni hui bu hui gang hao zhi dao wo yao jiang shen me? |
| [00:39.22] | Let' s do it now. It won' t be hard. xian zai lai zuo, bu hui na me nan de |
| [00:41.89] | Say what' s in your heart. shuo ni xin li xiang de |
| [00:50.46] | Look at her go. She must love me more than I love her! kan ta xie de duo kuai, ta yi ding ai wo bi wo ai ta duo! |
| [00:54.83] | What' s wrong with me? Oh, don' t open that door. wo you shen me wen ti? bu yao da kai na shan men |
| [01:00.41] | The One with the Vows ben ji bo chu: hun shi |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:41.45] | " Monica, there are no words.." " mo ni ka, mei you zi" |
| [01:48.49] | There are no words! This shouldn' t be this hard! mei you zi! bu ying gai zhe me nan de! |
| [01:52.86] | You' ve done this before. What did you say in your vows? ni zuo guo zhe shi ni de hun shi li shuo shi mo? |
| [01:57.06] | With Carol I promised never to love another woman until I die. dui ka luo, wo da ying zhi dao wo si bu zai ai ling yi ge nv ren |
| [02:01.70] | She made no such promise. ta mei you zhe yang da ying wo |
| [02:04.40] | I' m pathetic. Monica knows what to say, you should have seen her. wo zhen bei ai, mo ni ka zhi dao yao jiang shen me kan ta xia bi ru fei de yang zi |
| [02:11.91] | What' s the emergency? shen me jin ji da shi? |
| [02:13.85] | You have to help me write my vows. All I have is this. bang wo mang, wo xu yao xie wo de hun shi ke shi wo zhi you zhei xie |
| [02:18.02] | I like the pretty drawing of you in the wedding dress. wo xi huan ni chuan hun sha de tu hua |
| [02:22.82] | Thank you. Except your breasts look small. chu le ni de xiong bu kan lai you dian xiao |
| [02:28.03] | Those are my eyes! nei xie shi wo de yan jing! |
| [02:31.96] | Those are my breasts. Oh, yeah. na shi wo de xiong bu shi, hao ba |
| [02:38.40] | Why don' t you start with something simple? he bu cong jian dan de kai shi, xiang shi: |
| [02:41.97] | " Monica, from the moment I met you I knew I loved you." " mo ni ka, di yi ci jian dao ni wo jiu zhi dao wo ai ni" |
| [02:47.45] | I can' t do that. wo bu que ding wo neng zhe me shuo |
| [02:49.28] | Everyone, this is Chandler. ge wei, zhe shi qian de |
| [02:51.98] | Hi, I' m Ross' little sister. wo shi luo si de xiao mei |
| [02:54.85] | Okay. shi |
| [02:58.86] | Okay, okay. Maybe you could start with: hao, ye xu zhe yang qi tou: |
| [03:02.29] | " Chandler, even though we were friends... qian de, ji shi zai wo men hai shi peng you shi |
| [03:05.40] | there was a part of me that knew I wanted more." yi bu fen de wo yi zhi zhi dao wo yao geng duo |
| [03:08.93] | All right, there' s a nuclear holocaust. I' m the last man on Earth. hao ba, you yi chang he zi hao jie wo shi di qiu shang zui hou yi ge nan ren |
| [03:13.91] | Would you go out with me? ni hui he wo yue hui ma? |
| [03:21.01] | Are we allowed to lie in the vows? hun shi li ke yi shuo huang ma? |
| [03:24.88] | Okay, don' t talk about those feelings. Just say something about... ye xu na shi ni bu tan ni de gan qing |
| [03:29.49] | all the things he' s taught you, like.. shuo xie ta jiao hui ni de shi, xiang shi |
| [03:38.66] | Or all the things you taught him. huo shi ni jiao hui ta de shi |
| [03:41.90] | Everybody knows the erogenous zones. One, two, three... da jia dou zhi dao ji ben de xing gan dai you 1, 2, 3 |
| [03:46.54] | four, five, six and seven. 4, 5 6 he 7 |
| [03:51.44] | There are seven? you 7 ge? |
| [03:55.95] | That' s one? Kind of an important one. na suan shi yi ge ma? man zhong yao de |
| [04:00.35] | I was looking at it upside down. wo shi dao zhe kan de |
| [04:05.52] | You know, sometimes that helps. you shi hou zhe yang ye you bang zhu de |
| [04:12.63] | Okay, start out with a little one... hao, xian zai, you 1 kai shi |
| [04:16.07] | a two, a onetwothree... yi ge 2, yi ge 123 |
| [04:19.94] | a three, a five... yi ge 3, yi ge 5 |
| [04:24.44] | a four, a threetwo... yi ge 4, yi ge 32 |
| [04:27.35] | two, a twofoursix. 2, yi ge 246 |
| [04:30.52] | Twofoursix, four, two... 246, 4, 2 |
| [04:34.22] | two, fourseven... 2, 47 |
| [04:38.09] | fiveseven, sixseven... 57, 67 |
| [04:40.86] | seven, seven... 7, 7 |
| [04:43.59] | seven, seven, seven... 7, 7, 7, 7, 7 |
| [04:47.10] | seven! 7! |
| [04:57.38] | How about something like: wo zhi dao le! zhe yang ru he: |
| [04:59.74] | " Monica, when I look back over our time together..." " mo ni ka, hui gu wo men zai yi qi de shi jian" |
| [05:09.19] | Yeah? I can' t do all of it. ran hou? bu neng quan bu dou yao wo zuo |
| [05:11.36] | Look back over your time together. hui gu ni men zai yi qi de shi jian |
| [05:16.73] | Oh, look, twins! kan, shuang bao tai! |
| [05:18.63] | No fair! I don' t even have one, how come they get two? bu gong ping! wo lian yi ge dou mei you wei shi me ta men you liang ge? |
| [05:22.80] | You' ll get one. Yeah, when? ni hui you yi ge de shi a, shen me shi hou? |
| [05:25.70] | When we' re 40, if neither of us are married... zhe yang ba dang wo men 40 de shi hou, ru guo wo men dou mei jie hun, |
| [05:30.31] | what do you say we have one? Why wouldn' t I be married? wo men lia lai sheng yi ge ru he? wo wei shi me hui 40 sui hai mei jie hun? |
| [05:35.71] | I just meant hypothetically. bu, bu, wo shi shuo jia she zhe yang |
| [05:38.02] | Hypothetically, why won' t I be married? jia she zhe yang wo wei shi me hui 40 sui hai mei jie hun? |
| [05:41.22] | No, no. bu, bu |
| [05:42.55] | What is it? Is there something unmarriable about me? zen me zhao? zhen de, wo shi you shen me ji ben shang bu neng jie hun de di fang ma? |
| [05:47.89] | Well? zen me yang? |
| [05:49.73] | Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack! wo de lao tian zhe ge jiang luo san shi yi ge bei bao! |
| [05:55.43] | I' m getting married today! jin tian wo yao jie hun le! |
| [06:00.24] | Think he knew I was here? ta zhi dao wo zai zhe er ma? |
| [06:09.48] | Nice try. suan ni jin li |
| [06:10.75] | Wait, wait, wait. deng yi xia, deng yi xia, deng yi xia |
| [06:15.59] | Look, Monica.. mo ni ka |
| [06:21.26] | This is not gonna work. I bet this' ll work. mei you yong de wo bao zheng zhe you yong |
| [06:33.07] | You are so great! I love you. ni zhen bang! wo ai ni |
| [06:45.38] | What? shen me? |
| [06:46.95] | I said you' re so great, and then I stopped talking. mei shi! wo shuo, ni zhen bang ran hou jiu mei shuo hua le |
| [06:52.89] | You said you love me! No, I didn' t. ni shuo ni ai wo! wo bu neng xiang xin bu, wo mei you |
| [06:58.03] | Yes, you did. No, I didn' t! you, ni you mei you, wo mei you! |
| [07:01.50] | You love me! No, I don' t! ni ai wo! bu, wo bu! |
| [07:04.24] | Stop it! Stop it! ting! ting! |
| [07:10.31] | You know, I was thinking, what if I unpack here? wo zai xiang, ru guo wo zai zhe li da kai dong xi ne? |
| [07:14.51] | Then all your stuff would be here. ni de dong xi dou hui zai zhe li |
| [07:18.55] | Well... na |
| [07:22.62] | What if it was here? ru guo wo de dong xi dou zai zhe li de hua? |
| [07:25.02] | Then you' d be going back and forth all the time. ni hui yi zhi lai lai wang wang de |
| [07:28.66] | Doesn' t make any sense. mei shen me dao li |
| [07:30.66] | Okay. hao |
| [07:34.43] | What if we live together, and you understand what I' m saying? ru guo wo men zhu zai yi qi ni liao jie wo zai shuo shi mo? |
| [07:47.38] | We wanted to surprise you. ni xi wang zhe shi yi ge jing xi |
| [07:59.72] | Oh, my God! wo de tian! |
| [08:07.77] | Chandler... qian de |
| [08:10.80] | in all my life... wo zhe yi sheng |
| [08:13.37] | I never thought I' d be so lucky... cong mei xiang guo wo hui zhe me xing yun |
| [08:19.54] | as to fall in love with my best.. neng ai shang wo zui hao de |
| [08:24.58] | My best.. There' s a reason why girls don' t do this! wo zui hao de nv sheng bu zhe me zuo shi you yuan yin de! |
| [08:28.89] | Okay, okay, okay! I' ll do it. hao, hao, wo lai |
| [08:32.19] | I thought.. wo xiang |
| [08:38.26] | I can do this. wo zuo de dao |
| [08:43.63] | I thought... wo yi wei |
| [08:45.44] | that it mattered what I said or where I said it. wo shuo shi mo he zai na li shuo hen zhong yao |
| [08:51.28] | Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you.. dan wo fa xian wei yi zhong yao de shi ni |
| [09:00.59] | You make me happier than I ever thought I could be. ni shi wo bi wo neng xiang xiang de geng kuai le |
| [09:07.83] | And if you let me... ru guo ni yuan yi |
| [09:09.93] | I' ll spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. wo yao yong zhe yi sheng lai rang ni you tong yang gan jue |
| [09:23.67] | Monica? mo ni ka? |
| [09:27.14] | Will you marry me? jia gei wo hao ma? |
| [09:30.85] | Yes. hao |
| [09:45.56] | Can we come in? We' re dying out here! wo men ke yi jin lai le ma? wo men yao ji si le! |
| [09:49.33] | Come in! Come in! jin lai! jin lai! |
| [09:52.57] | We' re engaged! Yes! wo men ding hun le! hao! |
| [10:05.28] | Hi. What have you guys been up to? hai ni men zai gan ma? |
| [10:08.65] | Helping Chandler write his vows. He kicked us out. bang qian de xie ta de hun shi dan bei ta ti chu lai le |
| [10:12.19] | Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions. yin wei qiao yi yi zhi zuo bu qia dang de jian yi |
| [10:16.96] | How is " Monica, I love your sweet ass" inappropriate? " mo ni ka, wo ai ni de mei tun" you shen me bu qia dang? |
| [10:22.70] | How' s Monica doing? mo ni ka xie de zen me yang? |
| [10:24.50] | Lucky she' s got a sweet ass. She' s not so good at writing. zhe yang shuo ba, xing hao ta you yi ge mei tun yin wei ta bu tai hui xie |
| [10:29.84] | In four weeks they' re gonna be married! zhen bu neng xiang xin zai si ge xing qi ta men jiu yao jie hun le! |
| [10:32.98] | Let' s just hope it works. xi wang ta men de hun yin cheng gong |
| [10:35.21] | Nine out of 10 marriages end in divorce. 10 ge li mian you 9 ge yi li hun shou chang |
| [10:38.18] | That' s not true. fei bi, mei you de shi |
| [10:39.92] | You' re right. How' s the missis? shi a, ni shuo de dui, ni tai tai men hao ma? |
| [10:44.02] | I can' t believe... zhen bu neng xiang xin... |
| [10:45.32] | they' re together 3 years. That long? ... ta men zai yi qi 3 nian le na me jiu le? |
| [10:47.86] | It seems like less because they hid it from us. gan jue mei na me jiu yin wei ta men man le wo men hen jiu |
| [10:52.50] | Hey, it' s me. Coming in. shi wo, jin lai le |
| [11:01.57] | I' ve had a very long, hard day. wo jin tian xin ku le yi zheng tian |
| [11:04.88] | I' m getting some chicken. Want some? No. Bye, then. wo yao qu mai zha ji, ni yao bu yao? bu, xie le, bu yao zha ji, zai jian |
| [11:13.35] | He wouldn' t leave. He kept asking if I wanted chicken. ni hai hao ba? bao qian, ta bu ken li kai yi zhi wen yao bu yao zha ji |
| [11:18.22] | Chicken? zha ji? |
| [11:20.66] | I could eat some chicken. wo ke yi lai dian zha ji |
| [11:23.83] | Hey, Joe! qiao yi! |
| [11:27.90] | Can I get a threepiece, coleslaw, beans and a Coke? wo xiang yao san kuai ji, sha la dou zi, hai you ke le |
| [11:32.77] | Diet Coke. jian yi ke le |
| [11:38.48] | Why didn' t they tell us? I know, we were cool about it. wo bu zhi dao ta men wei shi me bu gao su wo men hao xiang wo men bu hui ren tong shi de |
| [11:42.85] | You? And you? ni? he ni? |
| [11:46.62] | You cannot tell. No one knows. ni bu neng shuo, mei you ren zhi dao |
| [11:49.22] | How? When? zen me? he shi? |
| [11:51.52] | It happened in London. In London?! zai lun dun fa sheng de zai lun dun?! |
| [11:56.76] | We didn' t want to make a big deal out of it. wo men mei gao su ren he ren bu xi wang ba ta bian cheng da shi |
| [12:00.56] | But it is a big deal! ke shi zhe shi da shi! |
| [12:03.27] | I have to tell someone. No, no! wo yi ding yao gao su ren bu, bu yao! |
| [12:06.20] | You can' t. Please! ni bu neng bai tuo! |
| [12:08.01] | We don' t want to deal with telling them. Just promise you won' t tell. wo men bu xiang mian dui gao su da jia zhi hou de shi da ying wo ni bu hui shuo |
| [12:16.41] | All right! hao! |
| [12:18.45] | I can' t wait to be with you. I' ll tell Rachel I' m doing laundry. deng bu ji yao he ni zai yi qi le, wo gao su rui qiu wo yao xi ji ge xiao shi de yi fu |
| [12:23.12] | Laundry? Is that my new nickname? xi yi fu? shi wo de xin ni cheng ma? |
| [12:30.63] | You know your nickname, Mr. Big.. ni zhi dao ni de ni cheng shi shen me, da |
| [12:34.90] | Oh, look, there' s Monica and Chandler. Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! kan, shi mo ni ka he qian de hei! hei, ni men liang ge! hei! |
| [12:50.58] | Chandler and Monica! qian de he mo ni ka! qian de he mo ni ka! |
| [12:52.95] | Oh, my God! wo de tian! |
| [12:54.79] | Chandler and Monica! Oh, my God! qian de he mo ni ka! wo de tian! |
| [12:57.96] | Oh, my eyes! My eyes! Phoebe! Phoebe! wo de yan jing! wo de yan jing! fei bi! fei bi! |
| [13:01.79] | It' s okay! It' s okay! No! They' re doing it! mei shi de! mei shi de! bu! ta men zai qin re! |
| [13:05.63] | I know! I know! wo zhi dao! wo zhi dao! |
| [13:07.10] | You know? Yes! ni zhi dao? dui, wo zhi dao! |
| [13:08.57] | And Joey, but Ross doesn' t, so stop screaming! qiao yi zhi dao, dan luo si bu zhi dao ni de ting zhi jian jiao! |
| [13:12.50] | Hey, what' s going on? Oh, hi! zen me yang a? hai! |
| [13:16.37] | What? What? shen me? shen me? |
| [13:17.98] | We' re excited that you might get this place! lao tian! wo men hao xing fen ni ke neng hui ban lai zhe er! |
| [13:21.51] | Actually, it looks really good. It looks pretty good! shi shi shang, kan qi lai bu cuo kan lai hen bu cuo! |
| [13:25.98] | Get in here! Come on! guo lai zhe li! lai! |
| [13:31.69] | So they don' t know that Rachel knows? ta men zhi dao ni zhi dao dan ta men bu zhi dao rui qiu zhi dao? |
| [13:35.36] | Yes, but it doesn' t matter who knows what. dui, dan ni zhi dao ma? shei zhi dao shen me bing bu zhong yao |
| [13:38.60] | Enough of us know. We can just tell them we know. xian zai you zu gou de ren zhi dao le jiu ke yi gao su ta men wo men zhi dao |
| [13:42.13] | The lying and the secrets will be over. huang yan, mi mi zhong yu ke yi jie shu le |
| [13:45.17] | Or, we can not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own. huo zhe wo men bu yao gao su ta men wo men zhi dao wo men ke yi zhao dian xiao le zi |
| [13:50.64] | We better go if we' re gonna catch that movie. hao, gai zou le, ru guo xiang gan shang dian ying de hua |
| [13:53.91] | Bye. Bye. zai jian zai jian |
| [13:55.88] | Bye, Chandler. I miss you already. zai jian, qian de, wo yi jing kai shi xiang ni le |
| [14:03.85] | Did you see the inappropriate pinching? ni kan dao le ma? ta hen bu qia dang di nie wo yi xia? |
| [14:06.92] | Actually, I did. wo kan dao le |
| [14:08.26] | So now do you believe that she' s attracted to me? ni xian zai xiang xin ta xi huan shang wo le ba? |
| [14:13.00] | Oh, my God! My God, she knows about us! wo de tian! wo de tian, ta zhi dao wo men de shi! |
| [14:16.13] | Phoebe knows about us! I didn' t tell them. fei bi zhi dao wo men de shi! wo mei you gao su ta men |
| [14:19.90] | Them? Who' s them? ta men? shui shi ta men? |
| [14:23.87] | Phoebe and Joey. fei bi he qiao yi |
| [14:28.25] | Joey! qiao yi! |
| [14:29.88] | And Rachel. hai you rui qiu |
| [14:31.55] | They made me promise not to tell. wo ben lai yao gao su ni men de ke shi ta men yao wo da ying bu shuo |
| [14:34.55] | They think they are so slick, messing with us! ta men yi wei ta men hen li hai, wan wo men! |
| [14:38.22] | They don' t know that we know that they know. ke shi, ta men bu zhi dao wo men zhi dao ta men zhi dao |
| [14:42.73] | So... Ah, yes! suo yi dui! |
| [14:44.90] | The messers become the messees! wan ren de bian cheng bei wan de! |
| [14:48.87] | My God, he wants me to come over and feel his biceps! wo de tian, ta yao wo guo qu mo ta de er tou ji hai you bie de! |
| [14:53.44] | Are you kidding? ni kai wan xiao? |
| [14:54.87] | I can' t believe he' d do that to Mo.. wo bu xiang xin ta hui dui mo ni ka zhe yang |
| [15:06.28] | Joey? Do they know that we know? qiao yi? ta men zhi dao wo men zhi dao le ma? |
| [15:09.45] | No. Joey! bu qiao yi! |
| [15:11.79] | They know you know. I knew it! ta men zhi dao ni men zhi dao wo jiu zhi dao! |
| [15:15.43] | I cannot believe those two! bu neng xiang xin zhe liang ge ren! |
| [15:17.76] | They thought that they could mess with us? With us? ta men yi wei ke yi wan wo men? ta men xiang yao wan wo men? |
| [15:23.83] | They don' t know that we know they know we know. ta men bu zhi dao wo men zhi dao ta men zhi dao wo men zhi dao |
| [15:28.64] | Joey, you can' t say anything. qiao yi, ni shen me ye bu neng shuo |
| [15:30.77] | Couldn' t if I wanted to. ji shi wo xiang shuo ye bu zhi dao yao zen me shuo |
| [15:34.75] | She wants me to put lotion on her! zhe wan quan shi kong le! ta yao wo ti ta mo ru ye! |
| [15:37.85] | She' s bluffing! ta shuo da hua! |
| [15:39.48] | She' s not backing down. She went like this. ta mei you tui suo, ta xiang zhe yang: |
| [15:44.96] | He' s not backing down. He went to get lotion. ta mei you tui suo, ta qu na ru ye le |
| [15:50.63] | Aren' t you guys done yet? ni men hai mei wan wan ma? |
| [15:52.80] | The sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over. fei bi zao dian gong po qian de zhe shi jiu zao yi dian wan quan gong kai |
| [15:58.14] | I like that. Okay. wo xi huan hao |
| [15:59.77] | Okay, show him your bra. He' s afraid of bras. Can' t work them. hao, gei ta kan ni de nei yi ta zui pa nei yi, ta bu hui jie nei yi |
| [16:12.02] | Wow! You didn' t rip off any buttons. wa! ni mei la diao ren he kou zi |
| [16:14.79] | It' s not my first time. zhe bu shi di yi ci |
| [16:18.76] | You go seduce her until she cracks. hui qu na er gou yin ta zhi dao jie jue ta |
| [16:21.49] | Okay, give me a second. hao, gei wo yi miao zhong |
| [16:24.13] | Did you clean up in here? Of course. ni qing li le zhe er? dang ran |
| [16:32.90] | Oh, you' re going? ni yao zou le? |
| [16:34.57] | Not without you, lover. chu fei ni yi qi lai, ai ren |
| [16:41.71] | So, this is my bra. zhe shi wo de nei yi |
| [16:48.52] | It' s very, very nice. fei chang fei chang de hao kan |
| [16:52.79] | Well, come here. guo lai |
| [16:55.53] | I' m happy we' re gonna have all the sex. wo fei chang kai xin wo men yao shang chuang le |
| [17:00.06] | You should be. I' m very bendy. ni ying gai kai xin de, wo de rou ruan du hen hao |
| [17:08.17] | I' m gonna kiss you. Not if I kiss you first. wo xian zai yao wen ni le ru guo wo mei xian wen ni de hua |
| [17:31.63] | There' s nothing left for us to do but kiss. wo xiang wo men chu le jie wen mei you bie de shi ke zuo le |
| [17:35.43] | Here it comes. lai le |
| [17:38.40] | Our first kiss. wo men de chu wen |
| [17:48.98] | Okay, okay, okay, fine, you win! Ha! hao, hao, hao, hao, ni ying le! ha! |
| [17:52.58] | I can' t have sex. Why not? wo bu neng he ni shang chuang wei shi me bu? |
| [17:54.49] | I' m in love with Monica. You' re what? yin wei wo ai mo ni ka ni shen me? |
| [17:59.89] | Love her! That' s right, I love her! I love her! ai ta! dui, wo ai ta! wo ai ta! |
| [18:09.50] | I love you, Monica. wo ai ni, mo ni ka |
| [18:12.24] | I love you too, Chandler. wo ye ai ni, qian de |
| [18:19.94] | I thought you guys were doing it, I didn' t know you were in love. wo yi wei ni men liang ge zhi shi shang chuang wo bu zhi dao ni men lian ai le |
| [18:25.42] | That' s it, it' s over. Everybody knows. jiu shi zhe yang, jie shu le da jia dou zhi dao le |
| [18:28.15] | Well, Ross doesn' t. We' d like it if no one told him yet. qi shi, luo si hai bu zhi dao qing da jia xian bu yao gao su ta |
| [18:32.42] | No. bu |
| [18:36.16] | What are you doing? ni zai gan shen me? |
| [18:39.13] | Get off my sister! fang kai wo mei mei! |
| [18:44.27] | Friends getting married, it' s gotta change things. peng you yao jie hun le hen duo shi hui gai bian de |
| [18:47.91] | Think it' ll be different? ni xiang hui bu yi yang ma? |
| [18:49.77] | How can it not be? They' re gonna have kids... zen me neng bu bian ne? ta men hen kuai hui you xiao hai |
| [18:53.04] | and hang out with other couples who have kids. hui he qi ta you hai zi de fu fu zai yi qi |
| [18:56.65] | And maybe they' ll leave the city... ye xu ta men hui ban li cheng shi |
| [18:59.35] | to be near a Volvo dealership. dao mou ge kao jin fu hao che shang de di fang |
| [19:04.96] | Things change. shi qing hui bian de |
| [19:06.86] | I don' t want them to move to a Volvo dealership. wo bu yao ta men ban dao mai fu hao che de di fang |
| [19:11.73] | It' ll be okay, Joe. qiao yi, hui mei shi de |
| [19:13.96] | Sorry. I just.. I like things the way they are. bao qian, wo zhi shi wo xi wang neng xiang yi qian yi yang |
| [19:18.14] | Who' s this little naked guy? zhe ge guang zhe shen zi de xiao hai shi shui? |
| [19:20.44] | That naked guy would be me. zhe ge guang zhe shen zi de xiao hai shi wo |
| [19:24.04] | Look at the little thing. ni kan kan zhe xiao dong xi |
| [19:26.01] | Yes. shi a |
| [19:28.68] | Yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grownups now? shi, hao, na shi wo de xiao ji ji wo men xian zai ke yi zuo da ren le ma? |
| [19:34.59] | Who are those people? Got me. zhei xie shi shui? wen dao wo le |
| [19:37.32] | Oh, that' s Nana right there. na zhong jian de shi nai nai |
| [19:39.76] | Wow. Let' s see. wa wo kan kan |
| [19:42.46] | " Me and the gang at Java Joe' s." " wo he zai zhao wa qiao dian li de na yi qun" |
| [19:45.33] | Monica, you look like your grandma. How old was she? mo ni ka, ni hen xiang ni zu mu na shi ta ji sui? |
| [19:49.40] | Let' s see, 1939. wo kan kan, 1939 |
| [19:51.20] | Yeah, 24, 25. dui, 24, 25 |
| [19:54.71] | Looks like a fun gang. kan lai hen kuai le de yi qun |
| [20:02.35] | Look, look, look! I got Monica naked. kan, kan, kan! wo zhao dao mo ni ka guang zhe shen zi de |
| [20:05.85] | Let me see. wo kan |
| [20:09.35] | No, that would be me again. bu, zhe hai shi wo |
| [20:16.76] | Hey, you guys. What' s going on? hei, da huo er zen me yang a? |
| [20:19.80] | Well, we were just talking about... wo men gang gang ti dao |
| [20:22.50] | you guys getting married and how great it is. ni men yao jie hun le, fei chang de hao |
| [20:25.94] | Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If that' s what you really want. dui, ni men hui mai yi tai fu hao ru guo ni men zhen de yao na yang |
| [20:31.24] | That' s so sweet. ni men zhen hao |
| [20:34.04] | So, we both finished our vows. Can we read them? wo men dou xie wan le hun shi ke yi kan ma? |
| [20:38.02] | As long as I don' t hear his and he doesn' t hear mine. zhi yao wo bu kan dao qian de de ta bu kan dao wo de jiu hao |
| [20:50.73] | Oh, that' s beautiful. hao mei |
| [20:54.13] | Funny one! Good! hao hao xiao! hen hao! |
| [20:57.77] | Will you marry me? mo ni ka, ni jia gei wo hao ma? |
| [21:02.17] | What? I don' t get it. shen me? wo bu dong |
| [21:04.44] | Oh, yeah! shi you! |
| [21:08.75] | Man, this is hilarious! Chandler! zhe tai bao xiao le! qian de! |
| [21:12.62] | Don' t worry, we' ll make yours funnier. tian xin, bie dan xin wo men hui rang ni de hao xiao yi dian |
| [21:22.93] | Okay, what do you think? ni men jue de ru he? |
| [21:27.23] | Dude... I have never known love like this. lao xiong wo cong mei jian guo zhe yang de ai |
| [21:32.57] | You really like it? Dude! ni zhen de xi huan? lao xiong! |
| [21:36.61] | How did you write this? ni zen me xie chu lai de? |
| [21:38.51] | I stole Monica' s and changed the name. wo tou le mo ni ka de gai cheng wo de ming zi |
| [21:43.58] | You can' t do that! If he goes first he can! ni bu neng zhe me zuo! ru guo ta xian jiang de hua jiu ke yi! |
| [00:03.88] | Do you realize we' re getting married in four weeks? nǐ zhī dào zài sì gè xīng qī wǒ men jiù yào jié hūn le ma? |
| [00:07.62] | Four weeks, baby. Four weeks! sì gè xīng qī, bǎo bèi, sì gè xīng qī! |
| [00:11.12] | You realize you get louder each week? nǐ zhī dào měi xīng qī nǐ dōu gèng dà shēng ma? |
| [00:14.39] | There' s still so much to do! Have you written your vows? hái yǒu zhè me duō shì yào zuò! nǐ xiě hǎo nǐ de hūn shì le ma? |
| [00:18.20] | I figured I' d just buy those. " Pat, I' d like to buy a vow." wǒ xiǎng wǒ huì qù mǎi " pài dé, wǒ yào mǎi hūn shì" |
| [00:23.40] | You know I' ve no sense of humor when it comes to this. nǐ zhī dào jiǎng dào hūn lǐ de shì wǒ shì méi yǒu yōu mò gǎn de |
| [00:28.34] | Right. Have you written yours yet? No, but I know what I' m gonna say. shì, nǐ xiě le nǐ de ma? bù, wǒ zhī dào wǒ yào shuō shí mǒ |
| [00:34.18] | Do you happen to know what I' m gonna say? nǐ huì bú huì gāng hǎo zhī dào wǒ yào jiǎng shén me? |
| [00:39.22] | Let' s do it now. It won' t be hard. xiàn zài lái zuò, bú huì nà me nán de |
| [00:41.89] | Say what' s in your heart. shuō nǐ xīn lǐ xiǎng de |
| [00:50.46] | Look at her go. She must love me more than I love her! kàn tā xiě dé duō kuài, tā yí dìng ài wǒ bǐ wǒ ài tā duō! |
| [00:54.83] | What' s wrong with me? Oh, don' t open that door. wǒ yǒu shén me wèn tí? bú yào dǎ kāi nà shàn mén |
| [01:00.41] | The One with the Vows běn jí bō chū: hūn shì |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:41.45] | " Monica, there are no words.." " mó nī kǎ, méi yǒu zì" |
| [01:48.49] | There are no words! This shouldn' t be this hard! méi yǒu zì! bù yīng gāi zhè me nán de! |
| [01:52.86] | You' ve done this before. What did you say in your vows? nǐ zuò guò zhè shì nǐ de hūn shì lǐ shuō shí mǒ? |
| [01:57.06] | With Carol I promised never to love another woman until I die. duì kǎ luó, wǒ dā yìng zhí dào wǒ sǐ bù zài ài lìng yí gè nǚ rén |
| [02:01.70] | She made no such promise. tā méi yǒu zhè yàng dā yìng wǒ |
| [02:04.40] | I' m pathetic. Monica knows what to say, you should have seen her. wǒ zhēn bēi āi, mó nī kǎ zhī dào yào jiǎng shén me kàn tā xià bǐ rú fēi de yàng zi |
| [02:11.91] | What' s the emergency? shén me jǐn jí dà shì? |
| [02:13.85] | You have to help me write my vows. All I have is this. bāng wǒ máng, wǒ xū yào xiě wǒ de hūn shì kě shì wǒ zhǐ yǒu zhèi xiē |
| [02:18.02] | I like the pretty drawing of you in the wedding dress. wǒ xǐ huān nǐ chuān hūn shā de tú huà |
| [02:22.82] | Thank you. Except your breasts look small. chú le nǐ de xiōng bù kàn lái yǒu diǎn xiǎo |
| [02:28.03] | Those are my eyes! nèi xiē shì wǒ de yǎn jīng! |
| [02:31.96] | Those are my breasts. Oh, yeah. nà shi wǒ de xiōng bù shì, hǎo ba |
| [02:38.40] | Why don' t you start with something simple? hé bù cóng jiǎn dān de kāi shǐ, xiàng shì: |
| [02:41.97] | " Monica, from the moment I met you I knew I loved you." " mó nī kǎ, dì yī cì jiàn dào nǐ wǒ jiù zhī dào wǒ ài nǐ" |
| [02:47.45] | I can' t do that. wǒ bù què dìng wǒ néng zhè me shuō |
| [02:49.28] | Everyone, this is Chandler. gè wèi, zhè shì qián dé |
| [02:51.98] | Hi, I' m Ross' little sister. wǒ shì luó sī de xiǎo mèi |
| [02:54.85] | Okay. shì |
| [02:58.86] | Okay, okay. Maybe you could start with: hǎo, yě xǔ zhè yàng qǐ tóu: |
| [03:02.29] | " Chandler, even though we were friends... qián dé, jí shǐ zài wǒ men hái shì péng yǒu shí |
| [03:05.40] | there was a part of me that knew I wanted more." yī bù fèn de wǒ yī zhí zhī dào wǒ yào gèng duō |
| [03:08.93] | All right, there' s a nuclear holocaust. I' m the last man on Earth. hǎo ba, yǒu yī chǎng hé zǐ hào jié wǒ shì dì qiú shàng zuì hòu yí gè nán rén |
| [03:13.91] | Would you go out with me? nǐ huì hé wǒ yuē huì ma? |
| [03:21.01] | Are we allowed to lie in the vows? hūn shì lǐ kě yǐ shuō huǎng ma? |
| [03:24.88] | Okay, don' t talk about those feelings. Just say something about... yě xǔ nà shí nǐ bù tán nǐ de gǎn qíng |
| [03:29.49] | all the things he' s taught you, like.. shuō xiē tā jiào huì nǐ de shì, xiàng shì |
| [03:38.66] | Or all the things you taught him. huò shì nǐ jiào huì tā de shì |
| [03:41.90] | Everybody knows the erogenous zones. One, two, three... dà jiā dōu zhī dào jī běn de xìng gǎn dài yǒu 1, 2, 3 |
| [03:46.54] | four, five, six and seven. 4, 5 6 hé 7 |
| [03:51.44] | There are seven? yǒu 7 gè? |
| [03:55.95] | That' s one? Kind of an important one. nà suàn shì yí gè ma? mán zhòng yào de |
| [04:00.35] | I was looking at it upside down. wǒ shì dǎo zhe kàn de |
| [04:05.52] | You know, sometimes that helps. yǒu shí hou zhè yàng yě yǒu bāng zhù de |
| [04:12.63] | Okay, start out with a little one... hǎo, xiàn zài, yóu 1 kāi shǐ |
| [04:16.07] | a two, a onetwothree... yí gè 2, yí gè 123 |
| [04:19.94] | a three, a five... yí gè 3, yí gè 5 |
| [04:24.44] | a four, a threetwo... yí gè 4, yí gè 32 |
| [04:27.35] | two, a twofoursix. 2, yí gè 246 |
| [04:30.52] | Twofoursix, four, two... 246, 4, 2 |
| [04:34.22] | two, fourseven... 2, 47 |
| [04:38.09] | fiveseven, sixseven... 57, 67 |
| [04:40.86] | seven, seven... 7, 7 |
| [04:43.59] | seven, seven, seven... 7, 7, 7, 7, 7 |
| [04:47.10] | seven! 7! |
| [04:57.38] | How about something like: wǒ zhī dào le! zhè yàng rú hé: |
| [04:59.74] | " Monica, when I look back over our time together..." " mó nī kǎ, huí gù wǒ men zài yì qǐ de shí jiān" |
| [05:09.19] | Yeah? I can' t do all of it. rán hòu? bù néng quán bù dōu yào wǒ zuò |
| [05:11.36] | Look back over your time together. huí gù nǐ men zài yì qǐ de shí jiān |
| [05:16.73] | Oh, look, twins! kàn, shuāng bāo tāi! |
| [05:18.63] | No fair! I don' t even have one, how come they get two? bù gōng píng! wǒ lián yí gè dōu méi yǒu wèi shí me tā men yǒu liǎng gè? |
| [05:22.80] | You' ll get one. Yeah, when? nǐ huì yǒu yí gè de shì a, shén me shí hòu? |
| [05:25.70] | When we' re 40, if neither of us are married... zhè yàng ba dāng wǒ men 40 de shí hòu, rú guǒ wǒ men dōu méi jié hūn, |
| [05:30.31] | what do you say we have one? Why wouldn' t I be married? wǒ men liǎ lái shēng yí gè rú hé? wǒ wèi shí me huì 40 suì hái méi jié hūn? |
| [05:35.71] | I just meant hypothetically. bù, bù, wǒ shì shuō jiǎ shè zhè yàng |
| [05:38.02] | Hypothetically, why won' t I be married? jiǎ shè zhè yàng wǒ wèi shí me huì 40 suì hái méi jié hūn? |
| [05:41.22] | No, no. bù, bù |
| [05:42.55] | What is it? Is there something unmarriable about me? zěn me zhāo? zhēn de, wǒ shì yǒu shén me jī běn shàng bù néng jié hūn de dì fāng ma? |
| [05:47.89] | Well? zěn me yàng? |
| [05:49.73] | Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack! wǒ de lǎo tiān zhè gè jiàng luò sǎn shì yí gè bēi bāo! |
| [05:55.43] | I' m getting married today! jīn tiān wǒ yào jié hūn le! |
| [06:00.24] | Think he knew I was here? tā zhī dào wǒ zài zhè ér ma? |
| [06:09.48] | Nice try. suàn nǐ jìn lì |
| [06:10.75] | Wait, wait, wait. děng yī xià, děng yī xià, děng yī xià |
| [06:15.59] | Look, Monica.. mó nī kǎ |
| [06:21.26] | This is not gonna work. I bet this' ll work. méi yǒu yòng de wǒ bǎo zhèng zhè yǒu yòng |
| [06:33.07] | You are so great! I love you. nǐ zhēn bàng! wǒ ài nǐ |
| [06:45.38] | What? shén me? |
| [06:46.95] | I said you' re so great, and then I stopped talking. méi shì! wǒ shuō, nǐ zhēn bàng rán hòu jiù méi shuō huà le |
| [06:52.89] | You said you love me! No, I didn' t. nǐ shuō nǐ ài wǒ! wǒ bù néng xiāng xìn bù, wǒ méi yǒu |
| [06:58.03] | Yes, you did. No, I didn' t! yǒu, nǐ yǒu méi yǒu, wǒ méi yǒu! |
| [07:01.50] | You love me! No, I don' t! nǐ ài wǒ! bù, wǒ bù! |
| [07:04.24] | Stop it! Stop it! tíng! tíng! |
| [07:10.31] | You know, I was thinking, what if I unpack here? wǒ zài xiǎng, rú guǒ wǒ zài zhè lǐ dǎ kāi dōng xī ne? |
| [07:14.51] | Then all your stuff would be here. nǐ de dōng xī dōu huì zài zhè lǐ |
| [07:18.55] | Well... nà |
| [07:22.62] | What if it was here? rú guǒ wǒ de dōng xī dōu zài zhè lǐ de huà? |
| [07:25.02] | Then you' d be going back and forth all the time. nǐ huì yī zhí lái lái wǎng wǎng de |
| [07:28.66] | Doesn' t make any sense. méi shén me dào lǐ |
| [07:30.66] | Okay. hǎo |
| [07:34.43] | What if we live together, and you understand what I' m saying? rú guǒ wǒ men zhù zài yì qǐ nǐ liǎo jiě wǒ zài shuō shí mǒ? |
| [07:47.38] | We wanted to surprise you. nǐ xī wàng zhè shì yí gè jīng xǐ |
| [07:59.72] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān! |
| [08:07.77] | Chandler... qián dé |
| [08:10.80] | in all my life... wǒ zhè yī shēng |
| [08:13.37] | I never thought I' d be so lucky... cóng méi xiǎng guò wǒ huì zhè me xìng yùn |
| [08:19.54] | as to fall in love with my best.. néng ài shàng wǒ zuì hǎo de |
| [08:24.58] | My best.. There' s a reason why girls don' t do this! wǒ zuì hǎo de nǚ shēng bù zhè me zuò shì yǒu yuán yīn de! |
| [08:28.89] | Okay, okay, okay! I' ll do it. hǎo, hǎo, wǒ lái |
| [08:32.19] | I thought.. wǒ xiǎng |
| [08:38.26] | I can do this. wǒ zuò dé dào |
| [08:43.63] | I thought... wǒ yǐ wéi |
| [08:45.44] | that it mattered what I said or where I said it. wǒ shuō shí mǒ hé zài nǎ lǐ shuō hěn zhòng yào |
| [08:51.28] | Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you.. dàn wǒ fā xiàn wéi yī zhòng yào de shì nǐ |
| [09:00.59] | You make me happier than I ever thought I could be. nǐ shǐ wǒ bǐ wǒ néng xiǎng xiàng de gèng kuài lè |
| [09:07.83] | And if you let me... rú guǒ nǐ yuàn yì |
| [09:09.93] | I' ll spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. wǒ yào yòng zhè yī shēng lái ràng nǐ yǒu tóng yàng gǎn jué |
| [09:23.67] | Monica? mó nī kǎ? |
| [09:27.14] | Will you marry me? jià gěi wǒ hǎo ma? |
| [09:30.85] | Yes. hǎo |
| [09:45.56] | Can we come in? We' re dying out here! wǒ men kě yǐ jìn lái le ma? wǒ men yào jí sǐ le! |
| [09:49.33] | Come in! Come in! jìn lái! jìn lái! |
| [09:52.57] | We' re engaged! Yes! wǒ men dìng hūn le! hǎo! |
| [10:05.28] | Hi. What have you guys been up to? hāi nǐ men zài gàn ma? |
| [10:08.65] | Helping Chandler write his vows. He kicked us out. bāng qián dé xiě tā de hūn shì dàn bèi tā tī chū lái le |
| [10:12.19] | Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions. yīn wèi qiáo yī yī zhí zuò bù qià dàng de jiàn yì |
| [10:16.96] | How is " Monica, I love your sweet ass" inappropriate? " mó nī kǎ, wǒ ài nǐ de měi tún" yǒu shén me bù qià dàng? |
| [10:22.70] | How' s Monica doing? mó nī kǎ xiě dé zěn me yàng? |
| [10:24.50] | Lucky she' s got a sweet ass. She' s not so good at writing. zhè yàng shuō ba, xìng hǎo tā yǒu yí gè měi tún yīn wèi tā bù tài huì xiě |
| [10:29.84] | In four weeks they' re gonna be married! zhēn bù néng xiāng xìn zài sì gè xīng qī tā men jiù yào jié hūn le! |
| [10:32.98] | Let' s just hope it works. xī wàng tā men de hūn yīn chéng gōng |
| [10:35.21] | Nine out of 10 marriages end in divorce. 10 gè lǐ miàn yǒu 9 gè yǐ lí hūn shōu chǎng |
| [10:38.18] | That' s not true. fēi bǐ, méi yǒu de shì |
| [10:39.92] | You' re right. How' s the missis? shì a, nǐ shuō de duì, nǐ tài tài men hǎo ma? |
| [10:44.02] | I can' t believe... zhēn bù néng xiāng xìn... |
| [10:45.32] | they' re together 3 years. That long? ... tā men zài yì qǐ 3 nián le nà me jiǔ le? |
| [10:47.86] | It seems like less because they hid it from us. gǎn jué méi nà me jiǔ yīn wèi tā men mán le wǒ men hěn jiǔ |
| [10:52.50] | Hey, it' s me. Coming in. shì wǒ, jìn lái le |
| [11:01.57] | I' ve had a very long, hard day. wǒ jīn tiān xīn kǔ le yī zhěng tiān |
| [11:04.88] | I' m getting some chicken. Want some? No. Bye, then. wǒ yào qù mǎi zhá jī, nǐ yào bú yào? bù, xiè le, bú yào zhá jī, zài jiàn |
| [11:13.35] | He wouldn' t leave. He kept asking if I wanted chicken. nǐ hái hǎo ba? bào qiàn, tā bù kěn lí kāi yī zhí wèn yào bú yào zhá jī |
| [11:18.22] | Chicken? zhá jī? |
| [11:20.66] | I could eat some chicken. wǒ kě yǐ lái diǎn zhá jī |
| [11:23.83] | Hey, Joe! qiáo yī! |
| [11:27.90] | Can I get a threepiece, coleslaw, beans and a Coke? wǒ xiǎng yào sān kuài jī, shā là dòu zi, hái yǒu kě lè |
| [11:32.77] | Diet Coke. jiàn yí kě lè |
| [11:38.48] | Why didn' t they tell us? I know, we were cool about it. wǒ bù zhī dào tā men wèi shí me bù gào sù wǒ men hǎo xiàng wǒ men bú huì rèn tóng shì de |
| [11:42.85] | You? And you? nǐ? hé nǐ? |
| [11:46.62] | You cannot tell. No one knows. nǐ bù néng shuō, méi yǒu rén zhī dào |
| [11:49.22] | How? When? zěn me? hé shí? |
| [11:51.52] | It happened in London. In London?! zài lún dūn fā shēng de zài lún dūn?! |
| [11:56.76] | We didn' t want to make a big deal out of it. wǒ men méi gào sù rèn hé rén bù xī wàng bǎ tā biàn chéng dà shì |
| [12:00.56] | But it is a big deal! kě shì zhè shì dà shì! |
| [12:03.27] | I have to tell someone. No, no! wǒ yí dìng yào gào sù rén bù, bú yào! |
| [12:06.20] | You can' t. Please! nǐ bù néng bài tuō! |
| [12:08.01] | We don' t want to deal with telling them. Just promise you won' t tell. wǒ men bù xiǎng miàn duì gào sù dà jiā zhī hòu de shì dā yìng wǒ nǐ bú huì shuō |
| [12:16.41] | All right! hǎo! |
| [12:18.45] | I can' t wait to be with you. I' ll tell Rachel I' m doing laundry. děng bù jí yào hé nǐ zài yì qǐ le, wǒ gào sù ruì qiū wǒ yào xǐ jǐ gè xiǎo shí de yī fú |
| [12:23.12] | Laundry? Is that my new nickname? xǐ yī fú? shì wǒ de xīn nì chēng ma? |
| [12:30.63] | You know your nickname, Mr. Big.. nǐ zhī dào nǐ de nì chēng shì shén me, dà |
| [12:34.90] | Oh, look, there' s Monica and Chandler. Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! kàn, shì mó nī kǎ hé qián dé hēi! hēi, nǐ men liǎng gè! hēi! |
| [12:50.58] | Chandler and Monica! qián dé hé mó nī kǎ! qián dé hé mó nī kǎ! |
| [12:52.95] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān! |
| [12:54.79] | Chandler and Monica! Oh, my God! qián dé hé mó nī kǎ! wǒ de tiān! |
| [12:57.96] | Oh, my eyes! My eyes! Phoebe! Phoebe! wǒ de yǎn jīng! wǒ de yǎn jīng! fēi bǐ! fēi bǐ! |
| [13:01.79] | It' s okay! It' s okay! No! They' re doing it! méi shì de! méi shì de! bù! tā men zài qīn rè! |
| [13:05.63] | I know! I know! wǒ zhī dào! wǒ zhī dào! |
| [13:07.10] | You know? Yes! nǐ zhī dào? duì, wǒ zhī dào! |
| [13:08.57] | And Joey, but Ross doesn' t, so stop screaming! qiáo yī zhī dào, dàn luó sī bù zhī dào nǐ dé tíng zhǐ jiān jiào! |
| [13:12.50] | Hey, what' s going on? Oh, hi! zěn me yàng a? hāi! |
| [13:16.37] | What? What? shén me? shén me? |
| [13:17.98] | We' re excited that you might get this place! lǎo tiān! wǒ men hǎo xīng fèn nǐ kě néng huì bān lái zhè ér! |
| [13:21.51] | Actually, it looks really good. It looks pretty good! shì shí shàng, kàn qǐ lái bù cuò kàn lái hěn bù cuò! |
| [13:25.98] | Get in here! Come on! guò lái zhè lǐ! lái! |
| [13:31.69] | So they don' t know that Rachel knows? tā men zhī dào nǐ zhī dào dàn tā men bù zhī dào ruì qiū zhī dào? |
| [13:35.36] | Yes, but it doesn' t matter who knows what. duì, dàn nǐ zhī dào ma? shéi zhī dào shén me bìng bù zhòng yào |
| [13:38.60] | Enough of us know. We can just tell them we know. xiàn zài yǒu zú gòu de rén zhī dào le jiù kě yǐ gào sù tā men wǒ men zhī dào |
| [13:42.13] | The lying and the secrets will be over. huǎng yán, mì mì zhōng yú kě yǐ jié shù le |
| [13:45.17] | Or, we can not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own. huò zhě wǒ men bú yào gào sù tā men wǒ men zhī dào wǒ men kě yǐ zhǎo diǎn xiǎo lè zǐ |
| [13:50.64] | We better go if we' re gonna catch that movie. hǎo, gāi zǒu le, rú guǒ xiǎng gǎn shàng diàn yǐng de huà |
| [13:53.91] | Bye. Bye. zài jiàn zài jiàn |
| [13:55.88] | Bye, Chandler. I miss you already. zài jiàn, qián dé, wǒ yǐ jīng kāi shǐ xiǎng nǐ le |
| [14:03.85] | Did you see the inappropriate pinching? nǐ kàn dào le ma? tā hěn bù qià dàng dì niē wǒ yī xià? |
| [14:06.92] | Actually, I did. wǒ kàn dào le |
| [14:08.26] | So now do you believe that she' s attracted to me? nǐ xiàn zài xiāng xìn tā xǐ huān shàng wǒ le ba? |
| [14:13.00] | Oh, my God! My God, she knows about us! wǒ de tiān! wǒ de tiān, tā zhī dào wǒ men de shì! |
| [14:16.13] | Phoebe knows about us! I didn' t tell them. fēi bǐ zhī dào wǒ men de shì! wǒ méi yǒu gào sù tā men |
| [14:19.90] | Them? Who' s them? tā men? shuí shì tā men? |
| [14:23.87] | Phoebe and Joey. fēi bǐ hé qiáo yī |
| [14:28.25] | Joey! qiáo yī! |
| [14:29.88] | And Rachel. hái yǒu ruì qiū |
| [14:31.55] | They made me promise not to tell. wǒ běn lái yào gào sù nǐ men de kě shì tā men yào wǒ dā yìng bù shuō |
| [14:34.55] | They think they are so slick, messing with us! tā men yǐ wéi tā men hěn lì hài, wán wǒ men! |
| [14:38.22] | They don' t know that we know that they know. kě shì, tā men bù zhī dào wǒ men zhī dào tā men zhī dào |
| [14:42.73] | So... Ah, yes! suǒ yǐ duì! |
| [14:44.90] | The messers become the messees! wán rén de biàn chéng bèi wán de! |
| [14:48.87] | My God, he wants me to come over and feel his biceps! wǒ de tiān, tā yào wǒ guò qù mō tā de èr tóu jī hái yǒu bié de! |
| [14:53.44] | Are you kidding? nǐ kāi wán xiào? |
| [14:54.87] | I can' t believe he' d do that to Mo.. wǒ bù xiāng xìn tā huì duì mó nī kǎ zhè yàng |
| [15:06.28] | Joey? Do they know that we know? qiáo yī? tā men zhī dào wǒ men zhī dào le ma? |
| [15:09.45] | No. Joey! bù qiáo yī! |
| [15:11.79] | They know you know. I knew it! tā men zhī dào nǐ men zhī dào wǒ jiù zhī dào! |
| [15:15.43] | I cannot believe those two! bù néng xiāng xìn zhè liǎng gè rén! |
| [15:17.76] | They thought that they could mess with us? With us? tā men yǐ wéi kě yǐ wán wǒ men? tā men xiǎng yào wán wǒ men? |
| [15:23.83] | They don' t know that we know they know we know. tā men bù zhī dào wǒ men zhī dào tā men zhī dào wǒ men zhī dào |
| [15:28.64] | Joey, you can' t say anything. qiáo yī, nǐ shén me yě bù néng shuō |
| [15:30.77] | Couldn' t if I wanted to. jí shǐ wǒ xiǎng shuō yě bù zhī dào yào zěn me shuō |
| [15:34.75] | She wants me to put lotion on her! zhè wán quán shī kòng le! tā yào wǒ tì tā mǒ rǔ yè! |
| [15:37.85] | She' s bluffing! tā shuō dà huà! |
| [15:39.48] | She' s not backing down. She went like this. tā méi yǒu tuì suō, tā xiàng zhè yàng: |
| [15:44.96] | He' s not backing down. He went to get lotion. tā méi yǒu tuì suō, tā qù ná rǔ yè le |
| [15:50.63] | Aren' t you guys done yet? nǐ men hái méi wán wán ma? |
| [15:52.80] | The sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over. fēi bǐ zǎo diǎn gōng pò qián dé zhè shì jiù zǎo yì diǎn wán quán gōng kāi |
| [15:58.14] | I like that. Okay. wǒ xǐ huān hǎo |
| [15:59.77] | Okay, show him your bra. He' s afraid of bras. Can' t work them. hǎo, gěi tā kàn nǐ de nèi yī tā zuì pà nèi yī, tā bú huì jiě nèi yī |
| [16:12.02] | Wow! You didn' t rip off any buttons. wa! nǐ méi lā diào rèn hé kòu zi |
| [16:14.79] | It' s not my first time. zhè bú shì dì yī cì |
| [16:18.76] | You go seduce her until she cracks. huí qù nà ér gōu yǐn tā zhí dào jiě jué tā |
| [16:21.49] | Okay, give me a second. hǎo, gěi wǒ yī miǎo zhōng |
| [16:24.13] | Did you clean up in here? Of course. nǐ qīng lǐ le zhè ér? dāng rán |
| [16:32.90] | Oh, you' re going? nǐ yào zǒu le? |
| [16:34.57] | Not without you, lover. chú fēi nǐ yì qǐ lái, ài rén |
| [16:41.71] | So, this is my bra. zhè shì wǒ de nèi yī |
| [16:48.52] | It' s very, very nice. fēi cháng fēi cháng de hǎo kàn |
| [16:52.79] | Well, come here. guò lái |
| [16:55.53] | I' m happy we' re gonna have all the sex. wǒ fēi cháng kāi xīn wǒ men yào shàng chuáng le |
| [17:00.06] | You should be. I' m very bendy. nǐ yīng gāi kāi xīn de, wǒ de róu ruǎn dù hěn hǎo |
| [17:08.17] | I' m gonna kiss you. Not if I kiss you first. wǒ xiàn zài yào wěn nǐ le rú guǒ wǒ méi xiān wěn nǐ de huà |
| [17:31.63] | There' s nothing left for us to do but kiss. wǒ xiǎng wǒ men chú le jiē wěn méi yǒu bié de shì kě zuò le |
| [17:35.43] | Here it comes. lái le |
| [17:38.40] | Our first kiss. wǒ men de chū wěn |
| [17:48.98] | Okay, okay, okay, fine, you win! Ha! hǎo, hǎo, hǎo, hǎo, nǐ yíng le! hā! |
| [17:52.58] | I can' t have sex. Why not? wǒ bù néng hé nǐ shàng chuáng wèi shí me bù? |
| [17:54.49] | I' m in love with Monica. You' re what? yīn wèi wǒ ài mó nī kǎ nǐ shén me? |
| [17:59.89] | Love her! That' s right, I love her! I love her! ài tā! duì, wǒ ài tā! wǒ ài tā! |
| [18:09.50] | I love you, Monica. wǒ ài nǐ, mó nī kǎ |
| [18:12.24] | I love you too, Chandler. wǒ yě ài nǐ, qián dé |
| [18:19.94] | I thought you guys were doing it, I didn' t know you were in love. wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ men liǎng gè zhǐ shì shàng chuáng wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ men liàn ài le |
| [18:25.42] | That' s it, it' s over. Everybody knows. jiù shì zhè yàng, jié shù le dà jiā dōu zhī dào le |
| [18:28.15] | Well, Ross doesn' t. We' d like it if no one told him yet. qí shí, luó sī hái bù zhī dào qǐng dà jiā xiān bú yào gào sù tā |
| [18:32.42] | No. bù |
| [18:36.16] | What are you doing? nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
| [18:39.13] | Get off my sister! fàng kāi wǒ mèi mei! |
| [18:44.27] | Friends getting married, it' s gotta change things. péng yǒu yào jié hūn le hěn duō shì huì gǎi biàn de |
| [18:47.91] | Think it' ll be different? nǐ xiǎng huì bù yí yàng ma? |
| [18:49.77] | How can it not be? They' re gonna have kids... zěn me néng bù biàn ne? tā men hěn kuài huì yǒu xiǎo hái |
| [18:53.04] | and hang out with other couples who have kids. huì hé qí tā yǒu hái zi de fū fù zài yì qǐ |
| [18:56.65] | And maybe they' ll leave the city... yě xǔ tā men huì bān lí chéng shì |
| [18:59.35] | to be near a Volvo dealership. dào mǒu gè kào jìn fù háo chē shāng de dì fāng |
| [19:04.96] | Things change. shì qíng huì biàn de |
| [19:06.86] | I don' t want them to move to a Volvo dealership. wǒ bú yào tā men bān dào mài fù háo chē de dì fāng |
| [19:11.73] | It' ll be okay, Joe. qiáo yī, huì méi shì de |
| [19:13.96] | Sorry. I just.. I like things the way they are. bào qiàn, wǒ zhǐ shì wǒ xī wàng néng xiàng yǐ qián yí yàng |
| [19:18.14] | Who' s this little naked guy? zhè gè guāng zhe shēn zi de xiǎo hái shì shuí? |
| [19:20.44] | That naked guy would be me. zhè gè guāng zhe shēn zi de xiǎo hái shì wǒ |
| [19:24.04] | Look at the little thing. nǐ kàn kàn zhè xiǎo dōng xī |
| [19:26.01] | Yes. shì a |
| [19:28.68] | Yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grownups now? shì, hǎo, nà shi wǒ de xiǎo jī jī wǒ men xiàn zài kě yǐ zuò dà rén le ma? |
| [19:34.59] | Who are those people? Got me. zhèi xiē shì shuí? wèn dǎo wǒ le |
| [19:37.32] | Oh, that' s Nana right there. nà zhōng jiān de shì nǎi nǎi |
| [19:39.76] | Wow. Let' s see. wa wǒ kàn kàn |
| [19:42.46] | " Me and the gang at Java Joe' s." " wǒ hé zài zhǎo wā qiáo diàn lǐ de nà yī qún" |
| [19:45.33] | Monica, you look like your grandma. How old was she? mó nī kǎ, nǐ hěn xiàng nǐ zǔ mǔ nà shí tā jǐ suì? |
| [19:49.40] | Let' s see, 1939. wǒ kàn kàn, 1939 |
| [19:51.20] | Yeah, 24, 25. duì, 24, 25 |
| [19:54.71] | Looks like a fun gang. kàn lái hěn kuài lè de yī qún |
| [20:02.35] | Look, look, look! I got Monica naked. kàn, kàn, kàn! wǒ zhǎo dào mó nī kǎ guāng zhe shēn zi de |
| [20:05.85] | Let me see. wǒ kàn |
| [20:09.35] | No, that would be me again. bù, zhè hái shì wǒ |
| [20:16.76] | Hey, you guys. What' s going on? hēi, dà huǒ ér zěn me yàng a? |
| [20:19.80] | Well, we were just talking about... wǒ men gāng gāng tí dào |
| [20:22.50] | you guys getting married and how great it is. nǐ men yào jié hūn le, fēi cháng de hǎo |
| [20:25.94] | Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If that' s what you really want. duì, nǐ men huì mǎi yī tái fù háo rú guǒ nǐ men zhēn de yào nà yàng |
| [20:31.24] | That' s so sweet. nǐ men zhēn hǎo |
| [20:34.04] | So, we both finished our vows. Can we read them? wǒ men dōu xiě wán le hūn shì kě yǐ kàn ma? |
| [20:38.02] | As long as I don' t hear his and he doesn' t hear mine. zhǐ yào wǒ bù kàn dào qián dé de tā bù kàn dào wǒ de jiù hǎo |
| [20:50.73] | Oh, that' s beautiful. hǎo měi |
| [20:54.13] | Funny one! Good! hǎo hǎo xiào! hěn hǎo! |
| [20:57.77] | Will you marry me? mó nī kǎ, nǐ jià gěi wǒ hǎo ma? |
| [21:02.17] | What? I don' t get it. shén me? wǒ bù dǒng |
| [21:04.44] | Oh, yeah! shì yōu! |
| [21:08.75] | Man, this is hilarious! Chandler! zhè tài bào xiào le! qián dé! |
| [21:12.62] | Don' t worry, we' ll make yours funnier. tián xīn, bié dān xīn wǒ men huì ràng nǐ de hǎo xiào yì diǎn |
| [21:22.93] | Okay, what do you think? nǐ men jué de rú hé? |
| [21:27.23] | Dude... I have never known love like this. lǎo xiōng wǒ cóng méi jiàn guò zhè yàng de ài |
| [21:32.57] | You really like it? Dude! nǐ zhēn de xǐ huān? lǎo xiōng! |
| [21:36.61] | How did you write this? nǐ zěn me xiě chū lái de? |
| [21:38.51] | I stole Monica' s and changed the name. wǒ tōu le mó nī kǎ de gǎi chéng wǒ de míng zì |
| [21:43.58] | You can' t do that! If he goes first he can! nǐ bù néng zhè me zuò! rú guǒ tā xiān jiǎng de huà jiù kě yǐ! |
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