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Do you realize we' re getting married in four weeks? nǐ zhī dào zài sì gè xīng qī wǒ men jiù yào jié hūn le ma? |
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Four weeks, baby. Four weeks! sì gè xīng qī, bǎo bèi, sì gè xīng qī! |
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You realize you get louder each week? nǐ zhī dào měi xīng qī nǐ dōu gèng dà shēng ma? |
[00:14.39] |
There' s still so much to do! Have you written your vows? hái yǒu zhè me duō shì yào zuò! nǐ xiě hǎo nǐ de hūn shì le ma? |
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I figured I' d just buy those. " Pat, I' d like to buy a vow." wǒ xiǎng wǒ huì qù mǎi " pài dé, wǒ yào mǎi hūn shì" |
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You know I' ve no sense of humor when it comes to this. nǐ zhī dào jiǎng dào hūn lǐ de shì wǒ shì méi yǒu yōu mò gǎn de |
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Right. Have you written yours yet? No, but I know what I' m gonna say. shì, nǐ xiě le nǐ de ma? bù, wǒ zhī dào wǒ yào shuō shí mǒ |
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Do you happen to know what I' m gonna say? nǐ huì bú huì gāng hǎo zhī dào wǒ yào jiǎng shén me? |
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Let' s do it now. It won' t be hard. xiàn zài lái zuò, bú huì nà me nán de |
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Say what' s in your heart. shuō nǐ xīn lǐ xiǎng de |
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Look at her go. She must love me more than I love her! kàn tā xiě dé duō kuài, tā yí dìng ài wǒ bǐ wǒ ài tā duō! |
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What' s wrong with me? Oh, don' t open that door. wǒ yǒu shén me wèn tí? bú yào dǎ kāi nà shàn mén |
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The One with the Vows běn jí bō chū: hūn shì |
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" Monica, there are no words.." " mó nī kǎ, méi yǒu zì" |
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There are no words! This shouldn' t be this hard! méi yǒu zì! bù yīng gāi zhè me nán de! |
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You' ve done this before. What did you say in your vows? nǐ zuò guò zhè shì nǐ de hūn shì lǐ shuō shí mǒ? |
[01:57.06] |
With Carol I promised never to love another woman until I die. duì kǎ luó, wǒ dā yìng zhí dào wǒ sǐ bù zài ài lìng yí gè nǚ rén |
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She made no such promise. tā méi yǒu zhè yàng dā yìng wǒ |
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I' m pathetic. Monica knows what to say, you should have seen her. wǒ zhēn bēi āi, mó nī kǎ zhī dào yào jiǎng shén me kàn tā xià bǐ rú fēi de yàng zi |
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What' s the emergency? shén me jǐn jí dà shì? |
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You have to help me write my vows. All I have is this. bāng wǒ máng, wǒ xū yào xiě wǒ de hūn shì kě shì wǒ zhǐ yǒu zhèi xiē |
[02:18.02] |
I like the pretty drawing of you in the wedding dress. wǒ xǐ huān nǐ chuān hūn shā de tú huà |
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Thank you. Except your breasts look small. chú le nǐ de xiōng bù kàn lái yǒu diǎn xiǎo |
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Those are my eyes! nèi xiē shì wǒ de yǎn jīng! |
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Those are my breasts. Oh, yeah. nà shi wǒ de xiōng bù shì, hǎo ba |
[02:38.40] |
Why don' t you start with something simple? hé bù cóng jiǎn dān de kāi shǐ, xiàng shì: |
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" Monica, from the moment I met you I knew I loved you." " mó nī kǎ, dì yī cì jiàn dào nǐ wǒ jiù zhī dào wǒ ài nǐ" |
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I can' t do that. wǒ bù què dìng wǒ néng zhè me shuō |
[02:49.28] |
Everyone, this is Chandler. gè wèi, zhè shì qián dé |
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Hi, I' m Ross' little sister. wǒ shì luó sī de xiǎo mèi |
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Okay. shì |
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Okay, okay. Maybe you could start with: hǎo, yě xǔ zhè yàng qǐ tóu: |
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" Chandler, even though we were friends... qián dé, jí shǐ zài wǒ men hái shì péng yǒu shí |
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there was a part of me that knew I wanted more." yī bù fèn de wǒ yī zhí zhī dào wǒ yào gèng duō |
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All right, there' s a nuclear holocaust. I' m the last man on Earth. hǎo ba, yǒu yī chǎng hé zǐ hào jié wǒ shì dì qiú shàng zuì hòu yí gè nán rén |
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Would you go out with me? nǐ huì hé wǒ yuē huì ma? |
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Are we allowed to lie in the vows? hūn shì lǐ kě yǐ shuō huǎng ma? |
[03:24.88] |
Okay, don' t talk about those feelings. Just say something about... yě xǔ nà shí nǐ bù tán nǐ de gǎn qíng |
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all the things he' s taught you, like.. shuō xiē tā jiào huì nǐ de shì, xiàng shì |
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Or all the things you taught him. huò shì nǐ jiào huì tā de shì |
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Everybody knows the erogenous zones. One, two, three... dà jiā dōu zhī dào jī běn de xìng gǎn dài yǒu 1, 2, 3 |
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four, five, six and seven. 4, 5 6 hé 7 |
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There are seven? yǒu 7 gè? |
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That' s one? Kind of an important one. nà suàn shì yí gè ma? mán zhòng yào de |
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I was looking at it upside down. wǒ shì dǎo zhe kàn de |
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You know, sometimes that helps. yǒu shí hou zhè yàng yě yǒu bāng zhù de |
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Okay, start out with a little one... hǎo, xiàn zài, yóu 1 kāi shǐ |
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a two, a onetwothree... yí gè 2, yí gè 123 |
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a three, a five... yí gè 3, yí gè 5 |
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a four, a threetwo... yí gè 4, yí gè 32 |
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two, a twofoursix. 2, yí gè 246 |
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Twofoursix, four, two... 246, 4, 2 |
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two, fourseven... 2, 47 |
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fiveseven, sixseven... 57, 67 |
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seven, seven... 7, 7 |
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seven, seven, seven... 7, 7, 7, 7, 7 |
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seven! 7! |
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How about something like: wǒ zhī dào le! zhè yàng rú hé: |
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" Monica, when I look back over our time together..." " mó nī kǎ, huí gù wǒ men zài yì qǐ de shí jiān" |
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Yeah? I can' t do all of it. rán hòu? bù néng quán bù dōu yào wǒ zuò |
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Look back over your time together. huí gù nǐ men zài yì qǐ de shí jiān |
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Oh, look, twins! kàn, shuāng bāo tāi! |
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No fair! I don' t even have one, how come they get two? bù gōng píng! wǒ lián yí gè dōu méi yǒu wèi shí me tā men yǒu liǎng gè? |
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You' ll get one. Yeah, when? nǐ huì yǒu yí gè de shì a, shén me shí hòu? |
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When we' re 40, if neither of us are married... zhè yàng ba dāng wǒ men 40 de shí hòu, rú guǒ wǒ men dōu méi jié hūn, |
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what do you say we have one? Why wouldn' t I be married? wǒ men liǎ lái shēng yí gè rú hé? wǒ wèi shí me huì 40 suì hái méi jié hūn? |
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I just meant hypothetically. bù, bù, wǒ shì shuō jiǎ shè zhè yàng |
[05:38.02] |
Hypothetically, why won' t I be married? jiǎ shè zhè yàng wǒ wèi shí me huì 40 suì hái méi jié hūn? |
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No, no. bù, bù |
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What is it? Is there something unmarriable about me? zěn me zhāo? zhēn de, wǒ shì yǒu shén me jī běn shàng bù néng jié hūn de dì fāng ma? |
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Well? zěn me yàng? |
[05:49.73] |
Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack! wǒ de lǎo tiān zhè gè jiàng luò sǎn shì yí gè bēi bāo! |
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I' m getting married today! jīn tiān wǒ yào jié hūn le! |
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Think he knew I was here? tā zhī dào wǒ zài zhè ér ma? |
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Nice try. suàn nǐ jìn lì |
[06:10.75] |
Wait, wait, wait. děng yī xià, děng yī xià, děng yī xià |
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Look, Monica.. mó nī kǎ |
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This is not gonna work. I bet this' ll work. méi yǒu yòng de wǒ bǎo zhèng zhè yǒu yòng |
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You are so great! I love you. nǐ zhēn bàng! wǒ ài nǐ |
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What? shén me? |
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I said you' re so great, and then I stopped talking. méi shì! wǒ shuō, nǐ zhēn bàng rán hòu jiù méi shuō huà le |
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You said you love me! No, I didn' t. nǐ shuō nǐ ài wǒ! wǒ bù néng xiāng xìn bù, wǒ méi yǒu |
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Yes, you did. No, I didn' t! yǒu, nǐ yǒu méi yǒu, wǒ méi yǒu! |
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You love me! No, I don' t! nǐ ài wǒ! bù, wǒ bù! |
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Stop it! Stop it! tíng! tíng! |
[07:10.31] |
You know, I was thinking, what if I unpack here? wǒ zài xiǎng, rú guǒ wǒ zài zhè lǐ dǎ kāi dōng xī ne? |
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Then all your stuff would be here. nǐ de dōng xī dōu huì zài zhè lǐ |
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Well... nà |
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What if it was here? rú guǒ wǒ de dōng xī dōu zài zhè lǐ de huà? |
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Then you' d be going back and forth all the time. nǐ huì yī zhí lái lái wǎng wǎng de |
[07:28.66] |
Doesn' t make any sense. méi shén me dào lǐ |
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Okay. hǎo |
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What if we live together, and you understand what I' m saying? rú guǒ wǒ men zhù zài yì qǐ nǐ liǎo jiě wǒ zài shuō shí mǒ? |
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We wanted to surprise you. nǐ xī wàng zhè shì yí gè jīng xǐ |
[07:59.72] |
Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān! |
[08:07.77] |
Chandler... qián dé |
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in all my life... wǒ zhè yī shēng |
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I never thought I' d be so lucky... cóng méi xiǎng guò wǒ huì zhè me xìng yùn |
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as to fall in love with my best.. néng ài shàng wǒ zuì hǎo de |
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My best.. There' s a reason why girls don' t do this! wǒ zuì hǎo de nǚ shēng bù zhè me zuò shì yǒu yuán yīn de! |
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Okay, okay, okay! I' ll do it. hǎo, hǎo, wǒ lái |
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I thought.. wǒ xiǎng |
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I can do this. wǒ zuò dé dào |
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I thought... wǒ yǐ wéi |
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that it mattered what I said or where I said it. wǒ shuō shí mǒ hé zài nǎ lǐ shuō hěn zhòng yào |
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Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you.. dàn wǒ fā xiàn wéi yī zhòng yào de shì nǐ |
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You make me happier than I ever thought I could be. nǐ shǐ wǒ bǐ wǒ néng xiǎng xiàng de gèng kuài lè |
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And if you let me... rú guǒ nǐ yuàn yì |
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I' ll spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. wǒ yào yòng zhè yī shēng lái ràng nǐ yǒu tóng yàng gǎn jué |
[09:23.67] |
Monica? mó nī kǎ? |
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Will you marry me? jià gěi wǒ hǎo ma? |
[09:30.85] |
Yes. hǎo |
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Can we come in? We' re dying out here! wǒ men kě yǐ jìn lái le ma? wǒ men yào jí sǐ le! |
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Come in! Come in! jìn lái! jìn lái! |
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We' re engaged! Yes! wǒ men dìng hūn le! hǎo! |
[10:05.28] |
Hi. What have you guys been up to? hāi nǐ men zài gàn ma? |
[10:08.65] |
Helping Chandler write his vows. He kicked us out. bāng qián dé xiě tā de hūn shì dàn bèi tā tī chū lái le |
[10:12.19] |
Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions. yīn wèi qiáo yī yī zhí zuò bù qià dàng de jiàn yì |
[10:16.96] |
How is " Monica, I love your sweet ass" inappropriate? " mó nī kǎ, wǒ ài nǐ de měi tún" yǒu shén me bù qià dàng? |
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How' s Monica doing? mó nī kǎ xiě dé zěn me yàng? |
[10:24.50] |
Lucky she' s got a sweet ass. She' s not so good at writing. zhè yàng shuō ba, xìng hǎo tā yǒu yí gè měi tún yīn wèi tā bù tài huì xiě |
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In four weeks they' re gonna be married! zhēn bù néng xiāng xìn zài sì gè xīng qī tā men jiù yào jié hūn le! |
[10:32.98] |
Let' s just hope it works. xī wàng tā men de hūn yīn chéng gōng |
[10:35.21] |
Nine out of 10 marriages end in divorce. 10 gè lǐ miàn yǒu 9 gè yǐ lí hūn shōu chǎng |
[10:38.18] |
That' s not true. fēi bǐ, méi yǒu de shì |
[10:39.92] |
You' re right. How' s the missis? shì a, nǐ shuō de duì, nǐ tài tài men hǎo ma? |
[10:44.02] |
I can' t believe... zhēn bù néng xiāng xìn... |
[10:45.32] |
they' re together 3 years. That long? ... tā men zài yì qǐ 3 nián le nà me jiǔ le? |
[10:47.86] |
It seems like less because they hid it from us. gǎn jué méi nà me jiǔ yīn wèi tā men mán le wǒ men hěn jiǔ |
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Hey, it' s me. Coming in. shì wǒ, jìn lái le |
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I' ve had a very long, hard day. wǒ jīn tiān xīn kǔ le yī zhěng tiān |
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I' m getting some chicken. Want some? No. Bye, then. wǒ yào qù mǎi zhá jī, nǐ yào bú yào? bù, xiè le, bú yào zhá jī, zài jiàn |
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He wouldn' t leave. He kept asking if I wanted chicken. nǐ hái hǎo ba? bào qiàn, tā bù kěn lí kāi yī zhí wèn yào bú yào zhá jī |
[11:18.22] |
Chicken? zhá jī? |
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I could eat some chicken. wǒ kě yǐ lái diǎn zhá jī |
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Hey, Joe! qiáo yī! |
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Can I get a threepiece, coleslaw, beans and a Coke? wǒ xiǎng yào sān kuài jī, shā là dòu zi, hái yǒu kě lè |
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Diet Coke. jiàn yí kě lè |
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Why didn' t they tell us? I know, we were cool about it. wǒ bù zhī dào tā men wèi shí me bù gào sù wǒ men hǎo xiàng wǒ men bú huì rèn tóng shì de |
[11:42.85] |
You? And you? nǐ? hé nǐ? |
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You cannot tell. No one knows. nǐ bù néng shuō, méi yǒu rén zhī dào |
[11:49.22] |
How? When? zěn me? hé shí? |
[11:51.52] |
It happened in London. In London?! zài lún dūn fā shēng de zài lún dūn?! |
[11:56.76] |
We didn' t want to make a big deal out of it. wǒ men méi gào sù rèn hé rén bù xī wàng bǎ tā biàn chéng dà shì |
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But it is a big deal! kě shì zhè shì dà shì! |
[12:03.27] |
I have to tell someone. No, no! wǒ yí dìng yào gào sù rén bù, bú yào! |
[12:06.20] |
You can' t. Please! nǐ bù néng bài tuō! |
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We don' t want to deal with telling them. Just promise you won' t tell. wǒ men bù xiǎng miàn duì gào sù dà jiā zhī hòu de shì dā yìng wǒ nǐ bú huì shuō |
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All right! hǎo! |
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I can' t wait to be with you. I' ll tell Rachel I' m doing laundry. děng bù jí yào hé nǐ zài yì qǐ le, wǒ gào sù ruì qiū wǒ yào xǐ jǐ gè xiǎo shí de yī fú |
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Laundry? Is that my new nickname? xǐ yī fú? shì wǒ de xīn nì chēng ma? |
[12:30.63] |
You know your nickname, Mr. Big.. nǐ zhī dào nǐ de nì chēng shì shén me, dà |
[12:34.90] |
Oh, look, there' s Monica and Chandler. Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! kàn, shì mó nī kǎ hé qián dé hēi! hēi, nǐ men liǎng gè! hēi! |
[12:50.58] |
Chandler and Monica! qián dé hé mó nī kǎ! qián dé hé mó nī kǎ! |
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Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān! |
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Chandler and Monica! Oh, my God! qián dé hé mó nī kǎ! wǒ de tiān! |
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Oh, my eyes! My eyes! Phoebe! Phoebe! wǒ de yǎn jīng! wǒ de yǎn jīng! fēi bǐ! fēi bǐ! |
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It' s okay! It' s okay! No! They' re doing it! méi shì de! méi shì de! bù! tā men zài qīn rè! |
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I know! I know! wǒ zhī dào! wǒ zhī dào! |
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You know? Yes! nǐ zhī dào? duì, wǒ zhī dào! |
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And Joey, but Ross doesn' t, so stop screaming! qiáo yī zhī dào, dàn luó sī bù zhī dào nǐ dé tíng zhǐ jiān jiào! |
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Hey, what' s going on? Oh, hi! zěn me yàng a? hāi! |
[13:16.37] |
What? What? shén me? shén me? |
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We' re excited that you might get this place! lǎo tiān! wǒ men hǎo xīng fèn nǐ kě néng huì bān lái zhè ér! |
[13:21.51] |
Actually, it looks really good. It looks pretty good! shì shí shàng, kàn qǐ lái bù cuò kàn lái hěn bù cuò! |
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Get in here! Come on! guò lái zhè lǐ! lái! |
[13:31.69] |
So they don' t know that Rachel knows? tā men zhī dào nǐ zhī dào dàn tā men bù zhī dào ruì qiū zhī dào? |
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Yes, but it doesn' t matter who knows what. duì, dàn nǐ zhī dào ma? shéi zhī dào shén me bìng bù zhòng yào |
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Enough of us know. We can just tell them we know. xiàn zài yǒu zú gòu de rén zhī dào le jiù kě yǐ gào sù tā men wǒ men zhī dào |
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The lying and the secrets will be over. huǎng yán, mì mì zhōng yú kě yǐ jié shù le |
[13:45.17] |
Or, we can not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own. huò zhě wǒ men bú yào gào sù tā men wǒ men zhī dào wǒ men kě yǐ zhǎo diǎn xiǎo lè zǐ |
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We better go if we' re gonna catch that movie. hǎo, gāi zǒu le, rú guǒ xiǎng gǎn shàng diàn yǐng de huà |
[13:53.91] |
Bye. Bye. zài jiàn zài jiàn |
[13:55.88] |
Bye, Chandler. I miss you already. zài jiàn, qián dé, wǒ yǐ jīng kāi shǐ xiǎng nǐ le |
[14:03.85] |
Did you see the inappropriate pinching? nǐ kàn dào le ma? tā hěn bù qià dàng dì niē wǒ yī xià? |
[14:06.92] |
Actually, I did. wǒ kàn dào le |
[14:08.26] |
So now do you believe that she' s attracted to me? nǐ xiàn zài xiāng xìn tā xǐ huān shàng wǒ le ba? |
[14:13.00] |
Oh, my God! My God, she knows about us! wǒ de tiān! wǒ de tiān, tā zhī dào wǒ men de shì! |
[14:16.13] |
Phoebe knows about us! I didn' t tell them. fēi bǐ zhī dào wǒ men de shì! wǒ méi yǒu gào sù tā men |
[14:19.90] |
Them? Who' s them? tā men? shuí shì tā men? |
[14:23.87] |
Phoebe and Joey. fēi bǐ hé qiáo yī |
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Joey! qiáo yī! |
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And Rachel. hái yǒu ruì qiū |
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They made me promise not to tell. wǒ běn lái yào gào sù nǐ men de kě shì tā men yào wǒ dā yìng bù shuō |
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They think they are so slick, messing with us! tā men yǐ wéi tā men hěn lì hài, wán wǒ men! |
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They don' t know that we know that they know. kě shì, tā men bù zhī dào wǒ men zhī dào tā men zhī dào |
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So... Ah, yes! suǒ yǐ duì! |
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The messers become the messees! wán rén de biàn chéng bèi wán de! |
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My God, he wants me to come over and feel his biceps! wǒ de tiān, tā yào wǒ guò qù mō tā de èr tóu jī hái yǒu bié de! |
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Are you kidding? nǐ kāi wán xiào? |
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I can' t believe he' d do that to Mo.. wǒ bù xiāng xìn tā huì duì mó nī kǎ zhè yàng |
[15:06.28] |
Joey? Do they know that we know? qiáo yī? tā men zhī dào wǒ men zhī dào le ma? |
[15:09.45] |
No. Joey! bù qiáo yī! |
[15:11.79] |
They know you know. I knew it! tā men zhī dào nǐ men zhī dào wǒ jiù zhī dào! |
[15:15.43] |
I cannot believe those two! bù néng xiāng xìn zhè liǎng gè rén! |
[15:17.76] |
They thought that they could mess with us? With us? tā men yǐ wéi kě yǐ wán wǒ men? tā men xiǎng yào wán wǒ men? |
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They don' t know that we know they know we know. tā men bù zhī dào wǒ men zhī dào tā men zhī dào wǒ men zhī dào |
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Joey, you can' t say anything. qiáo yī, nǐ shén me yě bù néng shuō |
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Couldn' t if I wanted to. jí shǐ wǒ xiǎng shuō yě bù zhī dào yào zěn me shuō |
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She wants me to put lotion on her! zhè wán quán shī kòng le! tā yào wǒ tì tā mǒ rǔ yè! |
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She' s bluffing! tā shuō dà huà! |
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She' s not backing down. She went like this. tā méi yǒu tuì suō, tā xiàng zhè yàng: |
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He' s not backing down. He went to get lotion. tā méi yǒu tuì suō, tā qù ná rǔ yè le |
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Aren' t you guys done yet? nǐ men hái méi wán wán ma? |
[15:52.80] |
The sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over. fēi bǐ zǎo diǎn gōng pò qián dé zhè shì jiù zǎo yì diǎn wán quán gōng kāi |
[15:58.14] |
I like that. Okay. wǒ xǐ huān hǎo |
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Okay, show him your bra. He' s afraid of bras. Can' t work them. hǎo, gěi tā kàn nǐ de nèi yī tā zuì pà nèi yī, tā bú huì jiě nèi yī |
[16:12.02] |
Wow! You didn' t rip off any buttons. wa! nǐ méi lā diào rèn hé kòu zi |
[16:14.79] |
It' s not my first time. zhè bú shì dì yī cì |
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You go seduce her until she cracks. huí qù nà ér gōu yǐn tā zhí dào jiě jué tā |
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Okay, give me a second. hǎo, gěi wǒ yī miǎo zhōng |
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Did you clean up in here? Of course. nǐ qīng lǐ le zhè ér? dāng rán |
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Oh, you' re going? nǐ yào zǒu le? |
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Not without you, lover. chú fēi nǐ yì qǐ lái, ài rén |
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So, this is my bra. zhè shì wǒ de nèi yī |
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It' s very, very nice. fēi cháng fēi cháng de hǎo kàn |
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Well, come here. guò lái |
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I' m happy we' re gonna have all the sex. wǒ fēi cháng kāi xīn wǒ men yào shàng chuáng le |
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You should be. I' m very bendy. nǐ yīng gāi kāi xīn de, wǒ de róu ruǎn dù hěn hǎo |
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I' m gonna kiss you. Not if I kiss you first. wǒ xiàn zài yào wěn nǐ le rú guǒ wǒ méi xiān wěn nǐ de huà |
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There' s nothing left for us to do but kiss. wǒ xiǎng wǒ men chú le jiē wěn méi yǒu bié de shì kě zuò le |
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Here it comes. lái le |
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Our first kiss. wǒ men de chū wěn |
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Okay, okay, okay, fine, you win! Ha! hǎo, hǎo, hǎo, hǎo, nǐ yíng le! hā! |
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I can' t have sex. Why not? wǒ bù néng hé nǐ shàng chuáng wèi shí me bù? |
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I' m in love with Monica. You' re what? yīn wèi wǒ ài mó nī kǎ nǐ shén me? |
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Love her! That' s right, I love her! I love her! ài tā! duì, wǒ ài tā! wǒ ài tā! |
[18:09.50] |
I love you, Monica. wǒ ài nǐ, mó nī kǎ |
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I love you too, Chandler. wǒ yě ài nǐ, qián dé |
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I thought you guys were doing it, I didn' t know you were in love. wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ men liǎng gè zhǐ shì shàng chuáng wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ men liàn ài le |
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That' s it, it' s over. Everybody knows. jiù shì zhè yàng, jié shù le dà jiā dōu zhī dào le |
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Well, Ross doesn' t. We' d like it if no one told him yet. qí shí, luó sī hái bù zhī dào qǐng dà jiā xiān bú yào gào sù tā |
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No. bù |
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What are you doing? nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
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Get off my sister! fàng kāi wǒ mèi mei! |
[18:44.27] |
Friends getting married, it' s gotta change things. péng yǒu yào jié hūn le hěn duō shì huì gǎi biàn de |
[18:47.91] |
Think it' ll be different? nǐ xiǎng huì bù yí yàng ma? |
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How can it not be? They' re gonna have kids... zěn me néng bù biàn ne? tā men hěn kuài huì yǒu xiǎo hái |
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and hang out with other couples who have kids. huì hé qí tā yǒu hái zi de fū fù zài yì qǐ |
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And maybe they' ll leave the city... yě xǔ tā men huì bān lí chéng shì |
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to be near a Volvo dealership. dào mǒu gè kào jìn fù háo chē shāng de dì fāng |
[19:04.96] |
Things change. shì qíng huì biàn de |
[19:06.86] |
I don' t want them to move to a Volvo dealership. wǒ bú yào tā men bān dào mài fù háo chē de dì fāng |
[19:11.73] |
It' ll be okay, Joe. qiáo yī, huì méi shì de |
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Sorry. I just.. I like things the way they are. bào qiàn, wǒ zhǐ shì wǒ xī wàng néng xiàng yǐ qián yí yàng |
[19:18.14] |
Who' s this little naked guy? zhè gè guāng zhe shēn zi de xiǎo hái shì shuí? |
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That naked guy would be me. zhè gè guāng zhe shēn zi de xiǎo hái shì wǒ |
[19:24.04] |
Look at the little thing. nǐ kàn kàn zhè xiǎo dōng xī |
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Yes. shì a |
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Yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grownups now? shì, hǎo, nà shi wǒ de xiǎo jī jī wǒ men xiàn zài kě yǐ zuò dà rén le ma? |
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Who are those people? Got me. zhèi xiē shì shuí? wèn dǎo wǒ le |
[19:37.32] |
Oh, that' s Nana right there. nà zhōng jiān de shì nǎi nǎi |
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Wow. Let' s see. wa wǒ kàn kàn |
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" Me and the gang at Java Joe' s." " wǒ hé zài zhǎo wā qiáo diàn lǐ de nà yī qún" |
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Monica, you look like your grandma. How old was she? mó nī kǎ, nǐ hěn xiàng nǐ zǔ mǔ nà shí tā jǐ suì? |
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Let' s see, 1939. wǒ kàn kàn, 1939 |
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Yeah, 24, 25. duì, 24, 25 |
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Looks like a fun gang. kàn lái hěn kuài lè de yī qún |
[20:02.35] |
Look, look, look! I got Monica naked. kàn, kàn, kàn! wǒ zhǎo dào mó nī kǎ guāng zhe shēn zi de |
[20:05.85] |
Let me see. wǒ kàn |
[20:09.35] |
No, that would be me again. bù, zhè hái shì wǒ |
[20:16.76] |
Hey, you guys. What' s going on? hēi, dà huǒ ér zěn me yàng a? |
[20:19.80] |
Well, we were just talking about... wǒ men gāng gāng tí dào |
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you guys getting married and how great it is. nǐ men yào jié hūn le, fēi cháng de hǎo |
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Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If that' s what you really want. duì, nǐ men huì mǎi yī tái fù háo rú guǒ nǐ men zhēn de yào nà yàng |
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That' s so sweet. nǐ men zhēn hǎo |
[20:34.04] |
So, we both finished our vows. Can we read them? wǒ men dōu xiě wán le hūn shì kě yǐ kàn ma? |
[20:38.02] |
As long as I don' t hear his and he doesn' t hear mine. zhǐ yào wǒ bù kàn dào qián dé de tā bù kàn dào wǒ de jiù hǎo |
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Oh, that' s beautiful. hǎo měi |
[20:54.13] |
Funny one! Good! hǎo hǎo xiào! hěn hǎo! |
[20:57.77] |
Will you marry me? mó nī kǎ, nǐ jià gěi wǒ hǎo ma? |
[21:02.17] |
What? I don' t get it. shén me? wǒ bù dǒng |
[21:04.44] |
Oh, yeah! shì yōu! |
[21:08.75] |
Man, this is hilarious! Chandler! zhè tài bào xiào le! qián dé! |
[21:12.62] |
Don' t worry, we' ll make yours funnier. tián xīn, bié dān xīn wǒ men huì ràng nǐ de hǎo xiào yì diǎn |
[21:22.93] |
Okay, what do you think? nǐ men jué de rú hé? |
[21:27.23] |
Dude... I have never known love like this. lǎo xiōng wǒ cóng méi jiàn guò zhè yàng de ài |
[21:32.57] |
You really like it? Dude! nǐ zhēn de xǐ huān? lǎo xiōng! |
[21:36.61] |
How did you write this? nǐ zěn me xiě chū lái de? |
[21:38.51] |
I stole Monica' s and changed the name. wǒ tōu le mó nī kǎ de gǎi chéng wǒ de míng zì |
[21:43.58] |
You can' t do that! If he goes first he can! nǐ bù néng zhè me zuò! rú guǒ tā xiān jiǎng de huà jiù kě yǐ! |