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Guys, guess what? What? dà huǒ men, nǐ men cāi zěn me le? shén me? |
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We' re having a Halloween party! wǒ men yào bàn wàn shèng jiē pài duì |
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Good! Great! hěn hǎo tài bàng le |
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You have to wear a costume. I can' t make it. nǐ men dé biàn zhuāng wǒ méi bàn fǎ cān jiā |
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Come on, it' ll be fun. shǎo lái le, yí dìng huì hěn hǎo wán de |
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I' ll be there. I have to wear a costume to my classes that day anyway. wǒ huì qù de fǎn zhèng nà tiān shàng kè shí wǒ yě yào biàn zhuāng |
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Tell me you' re not gonna dress like a dinosaur. gào sù wǒ nǐ bú huì dǎ bàn chéng kǒng lóng |
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Not two years in a row. wǒ bú huì lián xù liǎng nián nà me zuò |
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I' ll come, but I' m not dressing up. You have to. wǒ huì qù de, dàn wǒ bú huì biàn zhuāng nǐ dé biàn zhuāng cái xíng |
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No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you' re not. bù, wàn shèng jiē tài yú chǔn le biàn zhuāng, jiǎ zhuāng nǐ shì lìng yí ge rén |
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You' re an actor. nǐ shì gè yǎn yuán |
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Ross, are you gonna bring Mona? luó sī, nǐ huì dài méng nà lái ma? |
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I will. The girl from the wedding? wǒ huì de nǐ zài hūn lǐ shàng rèn shi de nà gè nǚ hái? |
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If she needs costume ideas, she could be a bikini model.. rú guǒ tā xū yào biàn zhuāng diǎn zǐ tā kě yǐ bàn chéng bǐ jī ní mó tè ér |
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or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader. huò fēng liú hù shì huò xìng gǎn lā lā duì zhǎng |
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Or Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. No! Slutty Leatherface. huò shì dé zhōu diàn jū shā rén kuáng lǐ de pí liǎn bù, hái shì fēng liú pí liǎn hǎo le |
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Wasn' t Joey hitting on her too? qiáo yī bù yě hěn xǐ huān tā ma? |
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That' s right, he was hitting on her. méi cuò, tā xǐ huān tā |
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And I got her. I guess the better man won. wǒ bǎ dào tā le wǒ cāi zuì hǎo de nán rén cái néng yíng |
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Please don' t take her from me. bài tuō bié bǎ tā qiǎng zǒu |
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The One With The Halloween Party běn jí bō chū: wàn shèng jiē pài duì |
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Ursula! wū sū lā |
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Wait. It' s me, Phoebe. děng yī xià, shì wǒ, fēi bǐ |
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I thought there was a mirror there. Okay. Bye. wǒ hái yǐ wéi nà lǐ yǒu jìng zi hǎo ba, zài jiàn |
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Wait a second! děng yī xià |
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So, what' s new with you? nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
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Nothing. I' m getting married next week. wǒ hěn hǎo xià xīng qī wǒ jiù yào jié hūn le |
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What? shén me? |
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It' ll be a small ceremony. Just family. hūn lǐ hěn jiǎn dān wǒ men zhǐ yāo qǐng jiā rén guān lǐ |
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His. tā de jiā rén |
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Okay. hǎo ba |
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I' m happy for you. wǒ wèi nǐ gǎn dào gāo xìng |
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Wait. If you want to come, I guess that' d be okay. děng yī xià, rú guǒ nǐ yě xiǎng lái de huà wǒ cāi yīng gāi méi guān xì |
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Really? Sure. zhēn de ma? dāng rán |
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You could be my sister for the day. nǐ kě yǐ dāng wǒ de mèi mei yì tiān |
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Yeah, okay. hǎo ba |
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My friends are having a party tonight, so you could come. wǒ péng yǒu jīn wǎn yào bàn pài duì nǐ kě yǐ lái cān jiā |
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Maybe I could meet the guy. huò xǔ wǒ kě yǐ kàn kàn tā |
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Well, I' m supposed to work tonight. wǒ jīn wǎn yào shàng bān |
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I' m supposed to be working now, so who cares! wǒ xiàn zài yīng gāi qù shàng bān shuí zài hu ne? |
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It' s a costume party. So that' s why you' re.. nà shi huà zhuāng pài duì suǒ yǐ nǐ cái huì |
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No. bù |
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But thanks. dàn xiè xiè |
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You' re supposed to wear a costume. I am. nǐ yīng gāi biàn zhuāng de wǒ yǒu a |
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I am a woman who spent money on a dress she wants to wear.. wǒ bàn chéng huā qián mǎi xīn ài yáng zhuāng de nǚ rén |
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because soon she won' t fit into it. yīn wèi hěn kuài dì tā huì chuān bù xià tā |
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I' m Catwoman, who wants the dress when you' re too big for it. wǒ shì māo nǚ rú guǒ nǐ chuān bù xià tā, kě yǐ bǎ tā sòng gěi wǒ |
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Trick or treat! Can I give out candy? bù gěi táng jiù dǎo dàn wǒ kě yǐ fēn táng guǒ gěi tā men ma? |
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I want to be with kids. Since I got pregnant, I have maternal instincts. wǒ xiǎng gēn hái zi men dǎ chéng yī piàn wǒ huái yùn hòu mǔ xìng de zhí jué dōu pǎo chū lái le |
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Trick or treat! Just a minute! bù gěi táng jiù dǎo dàn děng yī xià |
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Look at you guys! kàn kàn nǐ men |
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Wow! You are a very scary witch. Thank you. wa, nǐ shì gè kě pà de wū pó xiè xiè |
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And you are a very funny clown. Thank you. nǐ shì gè hǎo xiào de xiǎo chǒu xiè xiè |
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And you.. nǐ |
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are so in style right now. fēi cháng fú hé xiàn zài de liú xíng qū shì |
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I work at Ralph Lauren. The fall line has got this equestrian theme. wǒ zài luó fū luó lán de gōng sī gōng zuò jīn nián qiū tiān liú xíng mǎ shù zhǔ tí |
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Did you see the cover of Vogue..? Could I just have the candy? nǐ kàn guò shí shàng zá zhì de fēng miàn wǒ kě yǐ ná táng guǒ ma? |
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Sure. méi wèn tí |
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Catwoman. So we meet again. māo nǚ, wǒ men yòu jiàn miàn le |
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So we do, Supergirl. méi cuò, nǚ chāo rén |
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It' s me, Phoebe. wǒ shì fēi bǐ |
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Monica, can I talk to you for a second? mó nī kǎ wǒ néng gēn nǐ tán yī tán ma? |
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I appreciate the costume. xiè xiè nǐ bāng wǒ zhǎo yī fú |
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You did this to him? nǐ bāng tā zhǎo yī fú? |
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I thought he' d love it. wǒ jué de tā yí dìng huì xǐ huān |
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He loves The Velveteen Rabbit. That rabbit was brown and white. tā xǐ huān máo máo tù nà zhǐ tù zi shì zōng bái xiàng jiān |
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It was pink, or no bunny at all. tā men zhǐ shèng xià fěn hóng sè de tù zi zhuāng |
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No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all! méi yǒu tù zi zhuāng tā men zǒng shì shuō méi yǒu tù zi zhuāng |
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You didn' t dress up either? Yes, I did. I' m Chandler. nǐ yě méi yǒu biàn zhuāng? bù, wǒ yǒu, wǒ bàn chéng qián dé |
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Dude, what happened? xiōng dì, fā shēng le shén me shì? |
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How is that me? wǒ zěn me huì shì nà gè yàng zi? |
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I' m Chandler. wǒ shì qián dé |
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That is so you! nà zhēn de hěn xiàng nǐ |
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When have I ever done that? When have I ever done that? wǒ shén me shí hòu huì nà yàng? wǒ shén me shí hòu huì nà yàng? |
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Trick or treat. bù gěi táng jiù dǎo dàn |
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You' re the prettiest ballerina ever. Thank you. nǐ shì zuì piào liàng de bā lěi wǔ niáng xiè xiè |
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That deserves another candy. wǒ gāi zài gěi nǐ yī kē táng guǒ |
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Thank you. xiè xiè |
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I have to say, that earns " twotwo" pieces of candy. wǒ dé shuō wǒ gāi zài gěi nǐ yī xiē táng guǒ |
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I love you! wǒ ài nǐ |
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Honey, here, take it all. tián xīn, tōng tōng ná qù ba |
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Monica? We need more candy. mó nī kǎ, táng guǒ méi le |
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There' s only been four kids. I know. gāng gāng zhǐ lái le sì gè hái zi wǒ zhī dào |
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But one said she loved me, so I gave her everything. dàn yǒu gè hái zi shuō tā ài wǒ yú shì wǒ quán bù dōu gěi tā le |
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No wonder you' re pregnant. nán guài nǐ huì huái yùn |
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What are you supposed to be? Remember the satellite, Sputnik? nǐ zhè cì bàn chéng shén me le? hái jì de shǐ bō ní kè hào wèi xīng ma? |
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Well, I' m a potato. Or a " spud".. wǒ bàn chéng mǎ líng shǔ huò shì" bō tè duō" |
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and these are my antenna. zhè shì wǒ de tiān xiàn |
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So Sputnik becomes..? suǒ yǐ shǐ bō ní kè biàn chéng le |
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Spudnik! bō tè duō ní kè |
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Wow! I don' t have the worst costume anymore. wa yuán lái wǒ bú shì biàn zhuāng zuì shī bài de rén |
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All right! Ross came as doodie. hǎo ba, luó sī shì tuán fèn |
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No, I' m not doodie. No, spacedoodie. bù, wǒ bú shì fèn duì, nǐ shì tài kōng zhī fèn |
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Okay, I' m Spudnik. hǎo ba, wǒ shì bō tè duō ní kè |
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You know, like Sputnik. What' s a Sputnik, doodieman? wǒ zài mó fǎng shǐ bō ní kè shén me shì shǐ bō ní kè? shǎ guā |
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Hey, sweetie. hēi, tián xīn |
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Aren' t you gonna kiss me? Okay. nǐ bù wěn wǒ ma? hǎo ba |
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But right after, you have to tell me who you are. dàn wǒ wěn le nǐ zhī hòu nǐ dé gào sù wǒ nǐ shì shuí |
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Ursula? Ursula' s fiance? wū sū lā? wū sū lā de wèi hūn fū? |
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You' re the sister. I just slapped my future sisterinlaw' s ass. nǐ shì tā de mèi mei wǒ gāng gāng dǎ le wǒ wèi lái xiǎo yí zǐ de pì gǔ |
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Is your mother here? I could slap her on the butt. nǐ mā mā zài zhè lǐ ma? wǒ kě yǐ dǎ tā de pì gǔ |
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My mother killed herself. See, and I knew that. wǒ mā zì shā sǐ diào le kàn ba, wǒ jiù zhī dào |
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Now I' m sweating. wǒ mǎn shēn dà hàn |
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I' m sweating. Now I' m saying look at me, I' m even sweatier. I should go. wǒ zài liú hàn, kàn kàn wǒ wǒ mǎn shēn dà hàn, wǒ gāi zǒu le |
| [07:57.04] |
No. We' ll start over. bù, wǒ men cóng tóu lái guò |
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Hi, I' m Phoebe. Eric. hāi, wǒ shì fēi bǐ wǒ shì ài lì kè |
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Why are you looking at me like that? Sweat' s burning my eyes. nǐ wèi shí me yào nà yàng zi kàn wǒ? hàn dī dào wǒ yǎn jīng lǐ le |
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Thank you. There. xiè xiè ná qù ba |
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What are you? There' s no name for it. nà shi shén me? wǒ bù zhī dào gāi zěn me shuō |
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I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy. wǒ yī jǐn zhāng jiù huì mǎn shēn dà hàn |
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No, I meant your costume. I' m a solar system. bù, wǒ shì zhǐ nǐ de fú zhuāng wǒ bàn chéng tài yáng xì |
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My second graders helped. wǒ de èr nián jí xué shēng bāng wǒ biàn zhuāng |
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I love the second grade. Really? wǒ xǐ huān èr nián jí zhēn de ma? |
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It' s much better than first grade, and definitely better than third. tā bǐ yī nián jí hǎo duō le yě bǐ sān nián jí hǎo |
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With all the politics and the mind games. nǐ kě yǐ wán ěr yú wǒ zhà de dòu zhì yóu xì |
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So, what do you do? I' m a masseuse, by day. nǐ shì zuò nǎ yī xíng de? wǒ bái tiān shí shì àn mó shī |
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You don' t have to stand with me. I' m having fun. nǐ bù bì péi wǒ wǒ jué de hěn kāi xīn |
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I' m excited for you and Ursula. I feel very lucky. She' s great. wǒ wèi nǐ gēn wū sū lā gǎn dào gāo xìng wǒ jué de zì jǐ hěn xìng yùn, tā tài bàng le |
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She' s the most beautiful woman ever. Thank you. tā shì zuì měi lì de nǚ rén xiè xiè nǐ |
| [09:01.77] |
Hey, Joey? Yeah? qiáo yī shén me shì? |
| [09:04.07] |
You read comic books, right? Exclusively. nǐ kàn màn huà shū ba? wǒ shì zhuān jiā |
| [09:08.18] |
Who would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl? rú guǒ māo nǚ gēn nǚ chāo rén dǎ jià shuí huì yíng ne? |
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Catwoman, hands down. Yeah. dāng rán shì māo nǚ tài bàng le |
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Between you and Phoebe? I' d give Phoebe the edge. dàn nǐ gēn fēi bǐ ma? wǒ dǔ fēi bǐ huì yíng |
| [09:17.89] |
What? Really? You kidding? shén me? zhēn de ma? nǐ zài kāi wán xiào ma? |
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Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she' s got a crazy temper. fēi bǐ zài jiē shàng hùn guò, hǎo ma? ér qiě tā shēng qǐ qì lái gēn fēng pó zǐ yí yàng |
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She' s not right behind me, is she? tā méi yǒu zhàn zài wǒ hòu miàn ba? |
| [09:28.66] |
No, you' re fine. bù, nǐ hěn ān quán |
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Could I take Rachel? I' m not sure. wǒ néng dǎ dǎo ruì qiū ma? wǒ bù què dìng |
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What? Come on, I am tough! shén me? shǎo lái le, wǒ hěn xiōng de |
| [09:36.37] |
Punch me here, as hard as you can! yòng lì dǎ wǒ zhè lǐ |
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Relax. Why are you so serious? It doesn' t matter. bié jī dòng, nǐ wèi shí me nà me rèn zhēn? nà bù zhòng yào |
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Really? What if I told you Ross or Chandler could beat you up? zhēn de ma? rú guǒ wǒ gào sù nǐ luó sī huò qián dé néng dǎ dǎo nǐ ne? |
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I would say, " Woman, please." wǒ huì shuō" bài tuō, nǚ rén jia" |
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Ursula' s fiance is really sweet. wū sū lā de wèi hūn fū zhēn de hěn shuài |
| [09:56.26] |
You think you could take him? The dude with the balls on his chest? nǐ jué de nǐ néng dǎ dǎo tā ma? xiōng kǒu tiē zhe qiú de nà gè jiā huo? |
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I think so. wǒ xiǎng kě yǐ |
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But what is he doing with my sister? He' s so great. dàn tā gēn wǒ jiě jie zài yì qǐ zuò shí mǒ? tā zhēn de tài bàng le |
| [10:04.17] |
He' s a teacher, he does volunteer work. tā shì lǎo shī tā huì zuò yì gōng |
| [10:07.03] |
Normally, I don' t like sweaty guys. But I could just mop him up. tōng cháng wǒ bù xǐ huān huì liú hàn de nán rén dàn wǒ yuàn yì bāng tā cā hàn |
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Oh, my God, Phoebe? What? tiān a, fēi bǐ shén me? |
| [10:16.28] |
You' re getting a crush on him. No, I' m not, you are! nǐ zài àn liàn tā bù, wǒ cái méi yǒu, shì nǐ |
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Here comes the temper. tā de pí qì lái le |
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Trick or treat. bù gěi táng jiù dǎo dàn |
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Know what? We' re out of candy. But someone went for more. nǐ zhī dào ma? wǒ men méi yǒu táng guǒ le dàn yǐ jīng yǒu rén qù mǎi le |
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And I' ve been giving out money, but I' m out of that too. wǒ gǎi gěi hái zi men qián dàn wǒ de qián yě dōu gěi guāng le |
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Can I write you a check? Okay. wǒ kě yǐ kāi zhāng zhī piào gěi nǐ ma? hǎo ba |
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Okay. What' s your name? Lelani Mayolanofavich. hǎo ba, nǐ jiào shén me míng zì? lǐ lán nī mǎ yóu lā nuò fǎ wéi qí |
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Okay, I' m just gonna write this out to " cash." hǎo ba, wǒ huì xiě shàng " xiàn jīn zhī piào" |
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Hi. Hi, Mona. hāi hāi, méng nà |
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Joey' s gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you' d be a slutty nurse. qiáo yī yí dìng huì hěn xīng fèn tā xī wàng nǐ bàn chéng fēng liú hù shì |
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Actually, I' m just a nurse. shì shí shàng wǒ zhǐ shì bàn chéng hù shì |
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You' d think that would embarrass me, but I' m maxed out. nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ tīng le huì jué de hěn diū liǎn dàn wǒ yǐ jīng diū gòu liǎn le |
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You made it. Wait. nǐ lái le děng yī xià |
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You' re a potato? Well, I' m a spud..? nǐ shì mǎ líng shǔ? ō, wǒ shì bō tè duō |
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And the antenna.. You' re Spudnik! Yes! hái yǒu tiān xiàn nǐ shì bō tè duō ní kè dá duì le |
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Marry her. qǔ tā ba |
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Here' s a good one. Who' d win a fight between Ross and Chandler? zhè zhēn de hěn yǒu qù luó sī gēn qián dé dǎ jià shuí huì yíng? |
| [11:32.49] |
I can' t answer that. Chandler' s my husband. wǒ méi bàn fǎ huí dá qián dé shì wǒ de lǎo gōng |
| [11:34.86] |
So Ross? Yeah. luó sī huì yíng? duì |
| [11:37.76] |
Hey, beautiful. Hello, handsome. hēi, měi nǚ hā luō, shuài gē |
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Oh, God. tiān a |
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Look at you two. When did you guys meet? kàn kàn nǐ men liǎng gè nǐ men shén me shí hòu rèn shi de? |
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Two weeks ago. That' s it? liǎng gè xīng qī qián jiù nà yàng? |
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I know. It sounds crazy, and I' m not impulsive, but.. wǒ zhī dào zhè tīng qǐ lái hěn fēng kuáng wǒ bú shì gè chōng dòng de rén, dàn shì |
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we have so much in common. Oh, really? wǒ men yǒu hěn duō gòng tōng diǎn zhēn de ma? |
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We' re both teachers. wǒ men dōu shì lǎo shī |
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And we were both in the Peace Corps. Peace Corps, really? wǒ men dōu cān jiā le hé píng gōng zuò tuán zhēn de ma? |
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When we were building in Uruguay, we were two towns apart and never met. wǒ men zài wù l guī zuò yì gōng shí zhǐ jù lí liǎng gè xiǎo zhèn yuǎn, què cóng lái méi jiàn guò miàn |
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Yeah. It wasn' t a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. duì, wǒ gāng dào shí nà lǐ yī piàn huāng wú dàn wǒ lí kāi shí nà lǐ yǐ jīng shì gè xiǎo zhèn le |
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Shall we get me really drunk? Sure. wǒ men kě yǐ qù hē yī bēi ma? méi wèn tí |
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Howdy, doodie. nǐ hǎo, fèn tuán |
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That' s funny, yeah. nà zhēn de hěn yǒu qù |
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You' re the funniest man here in a bunny costume his wife made him wear. nǐ shì gè zuì yōu mò de jiā huo chuān zhe nǐ tài tài bāng nǐ tiāo de tù zi zhuāng |
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Relax, man. You' re looking a little flushed. bié jī dòng nǐ kàn qǐ lái yǒu diǎn yào huà diào le |
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Our question might get answered. What question? wǒ men de wèn tí yǒu jiě le shén me wèn tí? |
| [12:52.83] |
Who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross? nǐ gēn luó sī dǎ jià shuí huì yíng? |
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There' s no question. So you think Ross too? nà bú shì wèn tí nǐ yě jué de luó sī huì yíng? |
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You picked Ross? Ross is strong. nǐ xuǎn luó sī? luó sī hěn qiáng zhuàng |
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He' s the strongest out of all three of you. Except for Joey. tā shì nǐ men sān ge zhī zhōng zuì zhuàng de qiáo yī chú wài |
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I can' t believe you didn' t pick me. She' s right. I am stronger. wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn nǐ méi yǒu xuǎn wǒ tā shuō de duì, wǒ bǐ nǐ zhuàng |
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I would destroy you. wǒ yào huǐ le nǐ |
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Really? You think you' re stronger? Why don' t you prove it? zhēn de ma? nǐ jué de nǐ bǐ jiào zhuàng ma? nǐ wèi shí me bù zhèng míng gěi dà jiā kàn? |
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I' ll prove it like a theorem! wǒ yí dìng huì zhèng míng de |
| [13:27.30] |
All right! Stop it! hǎo le, bié chǎo le |
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Stop! No one' s gonna fight. bié chǎo le, shuí dōu bù zhǔn dǎ jià |
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People came to see a fight, let' s give them one! dà jiā lái zhè lǐ kàn rén dǎ jià kuài dǎ gěi tā men kàn ba |
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You guys could armwrestle. Listen to the slutty nurse. nǐ men kě yǐ bǐ wàn lì tīng fēng liú hù shì de huà |
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You' re going down. Oh, yeah? You' re going downtown! nǐ sǐ dìng le shì ma? nǐ cái sǐ dìng le |
| [13:48.46] |
Seriously, guys, the trash talk is embarrassing. shuō zhēn de nǐ men de jiào zhèn tái cí tài xùn le |
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Gunther, you brought candy. Thank you so much. ā gān, nǐ mǎi dào táng guǒ le xiè xiè nǐ |
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You are so sweet. Really? nǐ zhēn de shì tài bàng le zhēn de ma? |
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You are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world. gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ de rén huì shì quán shì jiè zuì xìng yùn de nán péng yǒu |
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Got to go. Trick or treat. wǒ dé zǒu le bù gěi táng jiù dǎo dàn |
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Hi! Wow! There you go. hāi, ná qù ba |
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My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money. wǒ péng yǒu lù yì sī shuō nǐ huì gěi qián |
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We were, but now we' ve got candy. méi cuò, dàn xiàn zài wǒ men yǒu táng guǒ le |
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I' d rather have the money. wǒ nìng yuàn yào qián |
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That' s not your choice. Happy Halloween! nà yóu bù dé nǐ lái xuǎn wàn shèng jiē kuài lè |
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This isn' t fair. zhè bù gōng píng |
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Is it fair that you put on a cape and get stuff? nǐ pī shàng dǒu péng jiù néng gēn bié rén yào dōng xī nà gōng píng ma? |
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Shut up! bì zuǐ |
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You shut up! nǐ cái bì zuǐ |
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You can' t tell me to shut up. I think I just did. nǐ bù néng jiào wǒ bì zuǐ wǒ xiǎng wǒ gāng gāng shuō le |
| [14:43.88] |
And here it comes again. Shut up! wǒ yòu xiǎng shuō le, bì zuǐ |
| [14:48.05] |
No, I got it. I' m good. I got it. bù, wǒ kě yǐ, wǒ hěn lì hài de |
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Wait, I had one more thing to say. Right. Shut up. děng yī xià, wǒ hái yǒu yī jù huà yào gào sù nǐ duì, bì zuǐ |
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You' re a mean old woman. nǐ shì gè kě pà de lǎo nǚ rén |
| [14:58.89] |
Wait! Shut.. Don' t cry! děng yī xià, bì bié kū le |
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Let me get my checkbook! wǒ qù ná zhī piào bù |
| [15:03.20] |
You don' t have to do this. The strength inside you means the most. nǐ bù bì zhè me zuò xīn dì shàn liáng cái shì zuì zhòng yào de |
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You' re loyal, you' re honest and you have integrity. nǐ jì zhōng xīn yòu lǎo shí ér qiě nǐ de pǐn dé gāo guì |
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That' s the strength I want in a man. nà cái shì wǒ yào de nán rén |
| [15:16.08] |
That means nothing to me. Come on! nà duì wǒ lái shuō háo wú yì yì, lái ba |
| [15:21.48] |
Hi, liar. Hey. hāi, piàn zi hēi |
| [15:24.62] |
He' s marrying you because he thinks the things you were saying were true. tā huì qǔ nǐ shì yīn wèi tā yǐ wéi nǐ shuō de huà shì zhēn de |
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They could be true. But they' re not. tā men yǒu kě néng shì zhēn de dàn nǐ zhēn de zài shuō huǎng |
| [15:33.39] |
It' s a fine line. zhēn jiǎ zhǐ yǒu yī xiàn zhī gé |
| [15:36.00] |
Why are you lying? I don' t know. nǐ wèi shí me yào shuō huǎng? wǒ bù zhī dào |
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He did this stuff, I said I did it too. He got so excited, it was fun. tā zuò le nèi xiē shì, wǒ shuō wǒ yě shì tā biàn de hěn xīng fèn, wǒ jué de hěn hǎo wán |
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You can' t do this. You' re gonna ruin his life. nǐ bù néng nà me zuò nǐ huì huǐ le tā de shēng huó |
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Why are you taking this so seriously? It' s just a marriage. nǐ wèi shí me nà me rèn zhēn? zhè zhǐ shì hūn yīn ér yǐ |
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Besides, if I cheat on him, I can call it an affair. ér qiě rú guǒ wǒ bēi zhe tā tōu rén wǒ kě yǐ shuō nà shi wài yù |
| [15:56.42] |
Honey? tián xīn |
| [15:57.85] |
It' s a disgusting habit, and I want you to quit now! zhè shì gè huài xí guàn wǒ yào nǐ mǎ shàng jiè yān |
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She' s helped so many people quit. tā bāng zhù hěn duō rén jiè yān |
| [16:06.26] |
We' d better get going. wǒ men dé zǒu le |
| [16:08.06] |
You have a church group meeting. Right. nǐ hái dé cān jiā jiào huì de jù huì duì |
| [16:15.40] |
It was nice meeting you. You too. hěn gāo xīng néng jiàn dào nǐ wǒ yě shì |
| [16:19.17] |
And, Ursula, it was really nice meeting you tonight! wū sū lā wǒ hěn gāo xìng jīn wǎn néng jiàn dào nǐ |
| [16:23.38] |
Come on! Bunny versus doodie. We' re waiting! kuài lái ba, tù zi dà zhàn fèn tuán wǒ men zài děng nǐ |
| [16:29.38] |
Okay, guys. One match, winner take all. hǎo ba, yī cì jué shèng fù yíng de rén shì yīng xióng |
| [16:34.02] |
Wait. What does the winner get? děng yī xià, guàn jūn yǒu shén me jiǎng pǐn? |
| [16:36.42] |
Pride. And dignity. jiāo ào gēn zì zūn |
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Okay, if you say so. hǎo ba, nǐ shuō le suàn |
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All right, ready, set, go! hǎo ba, jiù wèi, yù bèi, kāi shǐ |
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Come on! Come on! jiā yóu jiā yóu |
| [16:53.41] |
Wow, they' re both really strong. Or equally weak. tā men dōu hěn zhuàng huò shì yí yàng xùn |
| [16:59.45] |
Oh, God. Chandler' s making his sex face. tiān a qián dé lòu chū tā de xìng gǎn biǎo qíng le |
| [17:08.62] |
So you getting tired? No. I could do this all day. nǐ lèi le ma? bù, wǒ kě yǐ chēng yī zhěng tiān |
| [17:14.09] |
Yeah. Me too. duì, wǒ yě shì |
| [17:18.63] |
Getting a little tired, though. God, I' m exhausted. dàn wǒ yǒu diǎn lèi le tiān a, wǒ lèi huài le |
| [17:22.80] |
This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona' s standing right there. wǒ kāi shǐ lòu qì le, hǎo ma? méng nà jiù zhàn zài nà li |
| [17:29.14] |
She' s talking to Joey! You gotta let me win! tā zài gēn qiáo yī shuō huà nǐ dé ràng wǒ yíng |
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Let me win. My wife thinks I' m a wimp. ràng wǒ yíng wǒ tài tài yǐ wéi wǒ shì sān jiǎo māo |
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At least you have a wife. I get divorces and knock people up. zhì shǎo nǐ hái yǒu tài tài wǒ lí hūn le, hái gǎo dà bié rén de shèng zǐ |
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And I' m dressed as doodie. wǒ dǎ bàn de gēn gè shǎ guā yí yàng |
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You' re Spudnik. Come on, who we kidding? I' m doodie. nǐ shì bō tè duō ní kè shǎo lái le, wǒ men yào piàn shuí ne? wǒ shì shǎ guā |
| [17:53.97] |
Please? She' s watching. bài tuō, tā zài kàn wǒ |
| [17:57.17] |
Fine. Thanks. hǎo ba xiè xiè |
| [18:01.04] |
Oh, no. Oh, yeah! bù tài bàng le |
| [18:05.18] |
My hero! wǒ de yīng xióng |
| [18:07.15] |
You' re a weird lady. nǐ shì gè guài nǚ rén |
| [18:13.02] |
Ursula said she left her purse. wū sū lā wàng le ná pí bāo |
| [18:15.82] |
What a relief. It has the numbers for her prayer chain. zhè zhēn de shì tài hǎo le lǐ miàn fàng le tā qí dǎo tuán péng yǒu de diàn huà |
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I' m sure it does. shì a |
| [18:22.26] |
Guess I' ll see you at the wedding. wǒ men hūn lǐ shàng jiàn le |
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I don' t think I' m gonna make it to the wedding. wǒ xiǎng wǒ méi bàn fǎ qù cān jiā hūn lǐ |
| [18:30.40] |
I wish you all the luck in the world. zhù nǐ men hǎo yùn |
| [18:32.97] |
And I also want to give you a little piece of advice.. wǒ hái yào gěi nǐ yí gè xiǎo jiàn yì |
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that I give to everyone who' s getting married. wǒ huì gěi měi duì xīn rén zhè yàng de jiàn yì |
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Don' t trust your wife. bié xiāng xìn nǐ de tài tài |
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I think we' ll be okay. wǒ xiǎng wǒ men huì méi shì de |
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It' s so perfect, and she' s been saving herself for me. tā zhēn de tài wán měi le tā yī zhí wèi wǒ bǎo chí chǔ zǐ zhī shēn |
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I can' t let you do this. She' s lying. What? wǒ bù néng ràng nǐ zhè me zuò, tā zài shuō huǎng shén me? |
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She is lying. And I bet I could prove it. Excuse me. tā zài shuō huǎng wǒ xiǎng wǒ kě yǐ zhèng míng, duì bù qǐ |
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Okay. Yeah, not a prayer chain. hǎo ba, méi yǒu qí dǎo tuán de diàn huà |
| [19:01.87] |
But what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. dàn tā kàn qǐ lái xiàng shì yín háng de píng miàn tú |
| [19:07.54] |
Here' s the name tag from where she works as a waitress. zhè shì tā zài cān tīng dāng nǚ fú wù shēng de míng pái |
| [19:12.71] |
Not a teacher, a waitress. tā bú shì lǎo shī, tā shì nǚ fú wù shēng |
| [19:15.22] |
Here, she always lies about this. ná qù, tā zǒng shì huì sā zhè gè huǎng |
| [19:18.05] |
How old did she say she was? She told me she was 25. tā gēn nǐ shuō tā jǐ suì le? tā shuō tā 25 suì |
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I almost don' t want to show you. wǒ zhēn de bù xiǎng ná gěi nǐ kàn |
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Just remember, I' m a minute younger. jì zhù, wǒ bǐ tā nián qīng yī fēn zhōng |
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I am so stupid. wǒ tài bèn le |
| [19:34.07] |
Of course she' s not a teacher. tā dāng rán bú shì lǎo shī |
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There' s no such thing as a " Top Secret School for the Children of Spies." gēn běn bú huì yǒu " chāo jī mì ér tóng jiàn dié xué xiào" |
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No, you' re not stupid. bù, nǐ bù bèn |
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I' m not smart. wǒ bù cōng míng |
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I just wanted so much to be impulsive for once. wǒ zhǐ shì hěn xiǎng chōng dòng yī xià |
| [19:57.59] |
To be romantic. Good. zhǎo yì diǎn làng màn hěn hǎo |
| [19:59.69] |
You should be impulsive and romantic. You did it with the wrong person. nǐ yīng gāi yào chōng dòng gēn làng màn zhǐ shì nǐ zhǎo cuò duì xiàng le |
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What? It' s weird, two people look so alike. shén me? nà zhēn de hěn qí guài, nǐ men zhǎng de nà me xiàng |
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And so different. què wán quán bù yí yàng |
| [20:16.38] |
Eric! Let' s go! ài lì kè, wǒ men zǒu ba |
| [20:19.98] |
Better go deal with it. Yeah, you should. wǒ dé qù jiě jué wèn tí méi cuò, nǐ gāi nà me zuò |
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Hurry up! I gotta pray! kuài diǎn, wǒ dé qù dǎo gào |
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I had to give the kid 50 bucks to stop crying. wǒ dé gěi nà hái zi 50 kuài tā cái bù kū |
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That' s not bad. nà hái bù lài |
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I also had to go to a few houses as his girlfriend. wǒ hái dé dàng tā de nǚ péng yǒu péi tā zǒu yī duàn lù |
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I am awful with children. wǒ zhēn de bú huì yìng fù xiǎo hái zi |
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You' re good with kids. They' re just crazy on Halloween. nǐ gēn hái zi men xiāng chǔ de hěn hǎo zhǐ shì xiǎo hái zi zài wàn shèng jiē dōu huì zhuā kuáng |
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They' re all greedy, hopped up on sugar. tā men tān xīn dì xiǎng duō ná yī xiē táng guǒ |
| [21:05.16] |
That' s all it is? Absolutely. jiù nà yàng? dāng rán |
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Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays. wàn shèng jiē shì zuì zāo gāo de chú le yē dàn jié gēn tā men de shēng rì |
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They get crazy during the summer too. tā men zài shǔ jià yě huì zhuā kuáng |
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And any time they' re hungry or sleepy. hái yǒu tā men shèng zǐ è gēn xiǎng shuì jiào de shí hòu |
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Kids are tough. Good luck with that. xiǎo hái zi hěn nán chán zhù nǐ hǎo yùn |
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Look, I' m sorry you lost. tīng zhe, wǒ hěn yí hàn nǐ shū le |
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I got a secret for you. I let him win. wǒ dé gào sù nǐ yí gè mì mì wǒ fàng shuǐ ràng tā yíng |
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Was that a secret, or a lie? nà shi mì mì hái shì huǎng huà? |
| [21:39.26] |
No, I let him.. Ross? Yeah? bù, wǒ ràng tā luó sī shén me shì? |
| [21:41.56] |
Would you tell her I let you win, please? má fán nǐ gào sù tā wǒ fàng shuǐ ràng nǐ yíng |
| [21:45.30] |
Chandler " let me win." qián dé" fàng shuǐ ràng wǒ yíng" |
| [21:49.30] |
No, Chandler' s really strong. My arm is so sore. Oh, nurse? bù, qián dé zhēn de hǎo zhuàng wǒ de shǒu hǎo suān ō, hù shì |
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I am strong. I' ll show you. wǒ hěn qiáng zhuàng, wǒ yào zhèng míng gěi nǐ kàn |
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Chandler, please. qián dé, bài tuō |
| [22:00.31] |
What' s the matter? Scared? zěn me le? nǐ hài pà ma? |
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Let' s go, big bunny! lái ba, dà tù zi |
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One, two, three. Go! yī, èr, sān, kāi shǐ |
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I' m gonna kill myself! wǒ yào qù zì shā |