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Phoebe. Will you check out that guy by the window. Wow! fēi bǐ, kuài kàn chuāng biān nà gè nán de, wa |
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That guy back there? He' s awfully short. And I think he' s talking to himself. hòu miàn nà gè jiā huo ma? tā zhēn de hǎo ǎi ér qiě wǒ xiǎng tā zài zì yán zì yǔ |
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And to be completely honest, he' s not that good in bed. lǎo shí shuō tā de chuáng shàng gōng fū bù zěn me yàng |
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Really? zhēn de ma? |
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What is wrong with me lately? It' s like, every guy I see. wǒ zuì jìn shì zěn me le? wǒ duì wǒ kàn dào de měi gè nán rén xīn dòng |
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I mean, look at that guy, for example. pì rú shuō nà gè nán de |
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That' s not someone I would be attracted to. tā bú shì wǒ xǐ huān de nà yī xíng |
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But right now, with the way I' m feeling.. dàn xiàn zài wǒ jué de |
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all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack. wǒ xiǎng sī kāi tā de yùn dòng kù gēn pī lì bāo |
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Wait a second! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right? děng yī xià nǐ huái yùn dà gài sì gè yuè le ba? |
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Yeah. This is completely normal. duì zhè zhēn de hěn zhèng cháng |
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Around the fourth month, your hormones start going crazy. huái yùn sì gè yuè shí nǐ de hé ěr méng huì hěn hùn luàn |
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Really? So this has happened to you? Absolutely! zhēn de ma? nǐ yě huì zhè yàng? méi cuò |
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And keep in mind now, I was carrying triplets. jì zhù wǒ huái de shì sān bāo tāi |
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So in medical terms, I was thrice as randy. zài yī xué shàng lái shuō wǒ de zhèng zhuàng yào qiáng shàng sān bèi |
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Wow, this explains so much! yuán lái shì zhè me yī huí shì |
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Last weekend, I went from store to store, sitting on Santas' laps. shàng zhōu mò wǒ zǒu biàn měi yī jiā diàn zuò zài yé dàn lǎo rén de xī gài shang |
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Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout.. duì, wǒ jì de wǒ xiǎng yào cóng jiàn shēn fáng |
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of Evander Holyfield from a Foot Locker. tōu zǒu ài fán dé huò lì fēi ěr dé de rén xíng lì pái |
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Well, I go see my doctor tomorrow. I' ll ask her about this. míng tiān wǒ dé qù kàn yī shēng wǒ huì wèn wèn tā de |
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Maybe she can give me a pill or something. huò xǔ tā kě yǐ kāi gè yào gěi wǒ chī |
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Yeah, that' s what you need. A good pill. duì, nà zhèng shì nǐ xū yào de dōng xī nǐ xū yào chī yào |
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Oh, no. Short, crazy guy recognizes me. Worst mistake of my life. bù, nà gè ǎi fēng zi rèn de wǒ tā shì wǒ yī shēng zhōng zuì zāo gāo de cuò wù |
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Call me. dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ |
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The One With The Creepy Holiday Card běn jí bō chū: luó sī mài bù xiàng qián xíng |
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I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center. wǒ bǎ wǒ men dào luò kè fēi lè zhōng xīn de zhào piān xǐ chū lái le |
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Great. Hey, Joey, want to check out pictures of me and Mona iceskating? tài bàng le, qiáo yī nǐ xiǎng kàn wǒ gēn méng nà qù de zhào piān ma? |
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Ordinarily, I would love to, but I am just swamped right now. tōng cháng wǒ huì xiǎng kàn dàn xiàn zài wǒ zhēn de hǎo máng |
| [02:27.54] |
Where are the pictures that that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together? nà gè guài xián sū bǐng xiǎo fàn bāng wǒ men hé pāi de zhào piān zài nǎ lǐ? |
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Oh, yeah. Probably at the end. duì huò xǔ zài zuì hòu miàn |
| [02:34.18] |
Oh, my God! All he took were pictures of my breasts. tiān a, tā zhǐ pāi le wǒ de xiōng bù |
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I' m missing picture time! wǒ xiǎng kàn kàn zhào piān |
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You know, she has a face, Ross. tā zhǎng de yě bù cuò yé, luó sī |
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I didn' t take these, okay? I didn' t even know my camera had a zoom lens. zhèi xiē zhào piān bú shì wǒ pāi de, hǎo ma? wǒ shèn zhì bù zhī dào wǒ de xiàng jī néng fàng dà yǐng xiàng |
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" Comma, officer." " zhī dào le, jǐng guān" |
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Okay, here' s a good one of us. Wow, that is a good one! wǒ men zhè zhāng hé zhào hěn bù cuò nà zhāng zhēn de hěn bàng |
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It looks like a holiday card. kàn qǐ lái hěn xiàng hè jié kǎ piàn |
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With the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow. zhōng jiān yǒu shù hái yǒu kè gēn xuě |
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Good job, pretzel pervert. zuò de hǎo, mài xián sū bǐng de biàn tài |
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Every year, I say I' m gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. měi nián wǒ dōu shuō wǒ huì jì hè jié kǎ dàn wǒ cóng lái méi yǒu nà me zuò |
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Do you want to send this one out together? nǐ yào gēn wǒ yì qǐ jì chū zhè zhāng kǎ piàn ma? |
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Together? Like, to people? yì qǐ jì wǒ men de hé zhào gěi dà jiā? |
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Yeah. " Happy holidays, from Mona and Ross." It' ll be cute, okay? duì," jiā jié yú kuài, méng nà gēn luó sī shàng" nà yí dìng huì hěn bàng, hǎo ma? |
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Okay. hǎo ba |
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I gotta get to work. Call me later? Sure, sure. wǒ dé qù shàng bān le, dāi huì dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ? méi wèn tí |
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Bye, guys. Bye. dà jiā zài jiàn zài jiàn |
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Congratulations! You just got married! gōng xǐ, nǐ gāng gāng jié hūn le |
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I know. Can you believe that? wǒ zhī dào, nǐ xiāng xìn ma? |
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I' m sorry. What' s the big deal about a holiday card? bào qiàn yī zhāng hè jié kǎ yǒu shén me dà bù liǎo de? |
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Married couples send out cards. Families send out cards. yǐ hūn fū qī gēn jiā rén cái huì yì qǐ jì zhào piān |
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People who have been dating for a couple of months don' t send out cards. yuē huì le jǐ gè yuè de qíng lǚ bú huì yì qǐ jì kǎ piàn |
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What is she, crazy? That' s your wife you' re talking about! tā fēng le ma? nǐ shuō de rén shì nǐ de tài tài |
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No, really. I mean, that would be like a huge step forward. bù, wǒ shì shuō zhēn de nà huì shì yī dà bù |
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I like things just the way they are. wǒ xǐ huān wǒ men xiàn zài de yàng zi |
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I' m finally in a relationship that' s not moving too fast. wǒ zhōng yú yǒu yī chǎng bú huì jìn zhǎn de tài kuài de liàn ài |
| [04:09.14] |
You know, ordinarily, I' d be divorced by now. yì bān lái shuō xiàn zài wǒ zǎo gāi lí hūn le |
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Okay, so just tell her you don' t wanna send out the card. What' s she gonna do? hǎo ba, gào sù tā nǐ bù xiǎng jì kǎ piàn tā huì zěn me zuò? |
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This. xiàng zhè yàng |
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Oh, okay. I didn' t mean to put pressure on you.. hǎo ba wǒ wú yì duì nǐ shī yā |
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I just thought it would be something fun for us to do together.. wǒ zhǐ shì jué de gēn nǐ yì qǐ zuò zhè jiàn shì huì hěn yǒu qù |
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but okay, that' s okay. dàn méi guān xì |
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Okay, stop. Stop. You' re right, it' s not that big a deal. I' ll do the card. hǎo le, bié shuō le, nǐ shuō de duì nà méi shén me dà bù liǎo de, wǒ huì jì kǎ piàn |
| [04:39.34] |
What? I said I' d do it. I know, it' s just.. shén me? wǒ shuō wǒ huì zuò wǒ zhī dào, nà zhǐ shì |
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Can I have 20? nǐ yǒu 20 kuài ma? |
| [04:53.52] |
Hi. You ready for lunch? One second. hāi, zhǔn bèi hǎo chī wǔ cān le ma? děng yī xià |
| [05:02.06] |
That' s cute. Bing! And the Bingette! nà zhēn kě ài bīn, bīn tài tài |
| [05:06.10] |
I thought it felt a little hotter in the office today. wǒ jiù jué de jīn tiān de bàn gōng shì hěn rè |
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Oh, honey, you remember my boss, Doug. Yes. Hi. qīn ài de, nǐ jì de wǒ lǎo bǎn dào gé duì, hāi |
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Good news! The divorce is final. I signed the papers this a. m. hǎo xiāo xī, wǒ yǐ jīng lí hūn le wǒ jīn tiān zǎo shàng qiān le wén jiàn |
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I didn' t know you and Kara divorced. I' m sorry. wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ gēn kǎ lā lí hūn le wǒ hěn yí hàn |
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Sorry? I finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. yí hàn? wǒ zhōng yú kě yǐ lí kāi nà gè kǔ láo le |
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Congratulations to you guys, though. No legchewing for us, sir. gōng xǐ nǐ men wǒ men méi yǒu lí hūn |
| [05:28.76] |
Well, give it time. děng zhe qiáo ba |
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So the divorce, the marriage, we got a lot to celebrate. wǒ men yào qìng zhù lí hūn gēn jié hūn |
| [05:35.90] |
How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night. wǒ men míng wǎn hé bù yì qǐ chī wǎn cān? |
| [05:38.90] |
I can' t think of anything we' re doing. wǒ xiǎng bù chū lái wǒ men yào zuò shí mǒ shì |
| [05:41.74] |
Why can' t I think of anything we' re doing? wèi shí me wǒ xiǎng bù chū lái wǒ men yào zuò shí mǒ shì? |
| [05:44.84] |
Tomorrow night it is. I should be out of court by 6. nà me jiù shuō dìng míng wǎn le wǒ liù diǎn kě yǐ lí kāi fǎ tíng |
| [05:47.64] |
They keep throwing sexual harassment cases at me.. tā men yī zhí bǎ xìng sāo rǎo àn diū gěi wǒ |
| [05:50.14] |
and I keep knocking them out of the park! wǒ yī zhí bǎ tā men dǎ dé háo wú tuì lù |
| [05:53.08] |
Okay, see you tomorrow. hǎo ba, míng tiān jiàn |
| [05:55.45] |
Just so you know, we' re not seeing him tomorrow. nǐ zhī dào de wǒ men míng tiān bù néng gēn tā jiàn miàn |
| [05:59.05] |
Honey, once you get to know him, he' s much, much worse. qīn ài de, nǐ rèn shi tā hòu huì zhī dào tā zhēn de hěn kě pà |
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I can' t do this alone. wǒ méi bàn fǎ yí ge rén qù |
| [06:03.83] |
Honey, I' m sorry. I can' t help you. I can' t spend another evening with that man. wǒ hěn bào qiàn, wǒ bāng bù liǎo nǐ wǒ méi bàn fǎ zài gēn tā gòng dù yí gè yè wǎn |
| [06:08.06] |
Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding? nǐ jì de tā zài wǒ men de hūn lǐ shàng zuò le shén me ma? |
| [06:10.97] |
That' s because he wasn' t invited. nà shi yīn wèi wǒ men méi yǒu yāo qǐng tā |
| [06:13.40] |
Because of the way he behaved at our engagement party. yīn wèi tā zài wǒ men de dìng hūn pài duì shàng wéi fēi zuò dǎi |
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Oh, yeah! Urine cuts right through an ice sculpture, doesn' t it? duì, tā xiǎo biàn shí zhí jiē pēn zhōng le bīng diāo, duì ba? |
| [06:35.22] |
Oh, what the hell? B plus. gàn ma ne? jiù gěi B ba |
| [06:43.16] |
Hi! I went by the photo shop. Take a look. wǒ qù guò chōng yìn diàn le nǐ kàn |
| [06:47.17] |
Here is a mockup of our card. What do you think? zhè shì kǎ piàn de chū gǎo nǐ jué de ne? |
| [06:53.27] |
Wow, that' s great. nà zhēn de hěn bàng |
| [06:55.18] |
Do you think it should say, " Love, Ross and Mona"? nǐ jué de wǒ men gāi xiě shàng " ài nǐ men de luó sī gēn méng nà" ma? |
| [06:59.01] |
Well, we haven' t said that to each other yet.. wǒ men hái méi yǒu duì bǐ cǐ nà me shuō |
| [07:03.92] |
but I guess it' s okay to say it to other people. dàn wǒ cāi gēn qí tā rén nà me shuō yīng gāi méi guān xì |
| [07:07.32] |
How many did you want? I' ll get 100. A hundred? nǐ yào duō shǎo zhāng? wǒ yào yī bǎi zhāng yī bǎi zhāng? |
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Well, I guess I' ll take.. wǒ cāi wǒ yào |
| [07:17.17] |
Mona? méng nà |
| [07:20.20] |
I' m not sure about the whole card thing. wǒ bù què dìng yìn kǎ piàn zhè jiàn shì duì bú duì |
| [07:25.51] |
Really? Why not? zhēn de ma? wèi shí me? |
| [07:27.81] |
Sending out a holiday card together? wǒ men yì qǐ jì jié rì kǎ? |
| [07:31.98] |
I just don' t know if we' re really quite there yet. wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ men shì bú shì dào le nà gè dì bù |
| [07:37.55] |
I didn' t think of it that way. You' re right. wǒ méi xiǎng dào nà yì diǎn nǐ shuō de duì |
| [07:45.46] |
So can I ask you a question? Yeah. wǒ néng wèn nǐ yí gè wèn tí ma? hǎo a |
| [07:47.80] |
Where are we? wǒ men dào le něi gè dì bù? |
| [07:51.50] |
You know, where are we? Where is this relationship going? wǒ men dào le něi gè dì bù? zhè duàn guān xì huì yǒu shén me jié jú? |
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I love spending time with you. I just hope we' re moving forward. wǒ xǐ huān gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ wǒ zhǐ shì xī wàng wǒ men wǎng qián zǒu |
| [08:06.65] |
We should talk about that, don' t you think? wǒ men gāi tán yī tán nǐ bù jué de ma? |
| [08:17.53] |
Let' s do the card! wǒ men yì qǐ yìn kǎ piàn ba |
| [08:21.10] |
What? The card! I think we' re there! shén me? kǎ piàn, wǒ xiǎng wǒ men dào le nà gè dì bù |
| [08:25.40] |
Okay. But I still think we should have this conversation. hǎo ba, dàn wǒ hái shì jué de wǒ men yīng gāi tán yī tán |
| [08:29.20] |
Really? zhēn de ma? |
| [08:31.31] |
Even with the card? jí shǐ wǒ men yìn le kǎ piàn? |
| [08:39.41] |
Just so you know, Dr. Long can' t be here today, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you. lǎng yī shēng jīn tiān méi bàn fǎ guò lái xīn fū yī shēng huì bāng nǐ jiǎn chá |
| [08:45.05] |
Oh, okay. Can I ask you a question? hǎo ba wǒ néng wèn nǐ yí gè wèn tí ma? |
| [08:48.66] |
Was it me, or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? shì wǒ yǒu wèn tí hái shì bāng wǒ chōu xuè de nà gè jiā huo zhēn de hěn shuài? |
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You know who I' m talking about? Bowl haircut, hairy fingers? nǐ zhī dào wǒ zài shuō shuí ma? nà gè mǎ tǒng gài tóu, shǒu zhǐ dōu shì máo de jiā huo |
| [08:59.73] |
Actually, never mind. I just answered my own question. shì shí shàng bié lǐ wǒ wǒ yǐ jīng huí dá le wǒ de wèn tí |
| [09:03.24] |
Hi, Rachel? I' m Dr. Schiff. Yes, you are. ruì qiū ma? wǒ shì xīn fū yī shēng méi cuò |
| [09:08.58] |
Okay, now he' s cute, right? Oh, God, yes. tā zhēn de hěn shuài ba? tiān a, duì |
| [09:12.98] |
So, how' s it going? qíng kuàng rú hé? |
| [09:14.82] |
It' s going really good. But enough about me! Come on. zhēn de hěn bù cuò dàn bié tán wǒ le |
| [09:18.69] |
Where are you from? What do you do? nǐ shì nǎ lǐ rén? nǐ shì zuò nǎ yī xíng de? |
| [09:22.22] |
I' m a doctor. Right. I meant.. wǒ shì yī shēng duì, wǒ shì zhǐ |
| [09:25.29] |
in your spare time. Do you cook? So you ski? nǐ yǒu kòng de shí hòu nǐ huì zhǔ fàn huò huá xuě ma? |
| [09:28.60] |
Or just hang out with your wife, or girlfriend? huò nǐ huì gēn tài tài hái shì nǚ péng yǒu yì qǐ chū qù wán? |
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I don' t have a wife or a girlfriend, but I do like to ski. wǒ méi yǒu tài tài huò nǚ péng yǒu dàn wǒ hěn xǐ huān huá xuě |
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I love to ski! How amazing is this? wǒ xǐ huān huá xuě nà zhēn de hěn shén qí ba? |
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Are you experiencing any discomfort? No, I' m very comfortable. nǐ jué de bù shū fu ma? bù, wǒ fēi cháng shū fú |
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Any painful gas? No! fàng pì huì bù shū fu ma? bú huì |
| [09:49.85] |
Dr. Schiff! What kind of question is that? xīn fū yī shēng nà shi nǎ mén zǐ de wèn tí? |
| [09:54.99] |
Okay, then. Would you like to lie down on the table? hǎo ba má fán nǐ tǎng xià lái |
| [09:58.19] |
Would you like me to lie down on the table? nǐ yào wǒ tǎng xià ma? |
| [10:02.13] |
Is there something going on here? Do you feel it too? zhè shì zěn me yī huí shì? nǐ yě gǎn jué dào le ma? |
| [10:10.07] |
Hi. How did your doctor' s appointment go? hāi mén zhěn kàn de rú hé? |
| [10:14.04] |
Well, let' s see, they gave me " cute boy" doctor today. ràng wǒ xiǎng yī xiǎng, jīn tiān tā men pài le yí gè" shuài gē" yī shēng gěi wǒ |
| [10:18.35] |
In the middle of the exam, I put my pinkie in his chin dimple. jiǎn chá dào yī bàn wǒ yòng shǒu zhǐ zhǐ zhe tā xià bā de jiǔ wō zhōng |
| [10:22.82] |
Oh, my God! Why did you do that? tiān a nǐ wèi shí me yào nà me zuò? |
| [10:26.29] |
Remember that little problem I was having during my fourth month of pregnancy? hái jì de wǒ huái yùn sì gè yuè shí chū de nà gè xiǎo wèn tí ma? |
| [10:30.39] |
Oh, yeah! The Evander Holyfield phase. duì ài fán dé huò lì fēi ěr dé de rén xíng lì pái |
| [10:33.43] |
Oh, man! You were so hard up, you practically came on to me. tiān a, nǐ zhēn de hěn nán shòu nǐ shèn zhì lái zhǎo wǒ |
| [10:37.83] |
You wish. shǎo zuò mèng le |
| [10:40.50] |
Hey, I could have had you if I wanted you. rú guǒ wǒ zhēn de yào nǐ wǒ kě yǐ bǎ shàng nǐ |
| [10:43.74] |
Oh, yeah? Come and get it. shì ma? lái shì shì kàn ba |
| [10:47.34] |
Okay, even this is turning me on. You guys, I got problems. hǎo le, lián zhè duàn duì huà dōu néng tiǎo qǐ wǒ de yù wàng wǒ zhēn de yǒu wèn tí |
| [10:53.78] |
Oh, hey. Hey, Ross! How' s it going with you and Mona? luó sī nǐ gēn méng nà hái hǎo ba? |
| [10:58.15] |
Are you guys still together? nǐ men hái zài yì qǐ ma? |
| [11:01.39] |
Yeah, we' re moving forward. You' ll be getting our card. duì, wǒ men yǒu suǒ jìn zhǎn nǐ men huì jiē dào wǒ men dí kǎ piàn |
| [11:06.23] |
You' re doing a holiday card? nǐ men yào yì qǐ jì hè jié kǎ? |
| [11:08.56] |
We' re not just doing a card. She also wants to have the conversation.. wǒ men bù zhǐ yào jì hè jié kǎ tā hái yào tán yī tán |
| [11:12.03] |
about where the relationship is going. wǒ men de jiāo wǎng huì yǒu shén me jié jú |
| [11:14.30] |
Women! nǚ rén |
| [11:16.40] |
I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation? wǒ zhī dào wèi shí me nǐ men xū yào tán yī tán |
| [11:20.81] |
No selfrespecting man would ask a woman, " So where is this going?" dǒng de zì wǒ zūn zhòng de nán rén bú huì wèn nǚ rén " wǒ men huì yǒu shén me jié jú?" |
| [11:24.71] |
Ross, you asked me that. luó sī, nǐ wèn guò wǒ |
| [11:26.65] |
You were a closed book, okay? I' m not a mind reader! nǐ xiàng shì běn méi dǎ kāi de shū, hǎo ma? wǒ bú huì dú xīn shù |
| [11:32.72] |
What are you gonna say to her? Where is this relationship going? nǐ yào gēn tā shuō shí mǒ? nǐ men huì yǒu shén me jié jú? |
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I don' t know. I really like her and I wanna keep dating her. wǒ bù zhī dào, wǒ zhēn de xǐ huān tā wǒ xiǎng gēn tā jì xù yuē huì |
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So tell her that. No, I can' t. gào sù tā wǒ bù néng |
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Because then she' s gonna say, " Well, it' s not moving anywhere.. yīn wèi tā huì shuō wǒ men bú huì yǒu jié jú |
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then we should just break up." Yeah, that' s true. wǒ men yīng gāi fēn shǒu méi cuò |
| [11:50.71] |
Besides, I hate those conversations. I' m horrible at them. Really. ér qiě wǒ tǎo yàn tán nèi xiē shì wǒ zhēn de bù tài huì yìng fù nèi xiē shì |
| [11:56.44] |
Maybe I need some kind of a gesture.. huò xǔ wǒ xū yào àn shì tā |
| [11:59.38] |
something that says we' re moving forward without having to talk about it. wǒ men dí què yǒu jìn zhǎn bù bì qù tán zhè jiàn shì |
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Like asking her to move in with you? xiàng shì qǐng tā bān qù gēn nǐ yì qǐ zhù? |
| [12:05.85] |
Smaller than that. bǐ nà gè xiǎo |
| [12:08.19] |
Making her a mix tape? Bigger than that. bāng tā lù lù yīn dài? bǐ nà gè dà |
| [12:11.79] |
Give her a key to your apartment. We were closer with the mix tape. gěi tā nǐ jiā de yào shi wǒ men bǐ jiào jiē jìn lù lù yīn dài |
| [12:17.06] |
Have you said, " I love you"? You could say, " I love you." nǐ shuō guò" wǒ ài nǐ" ma? nǐ kě yǐ shuō" wǒ ài nǐ" |
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I don' t think I' m quite there yet. wǒ xiǎng wǒ hái méi yǒu dào nà gè dì bù |
| [12:22.97] |
But I could say, " I love spending time with you." dàn wǒ kě yǐ shuō " wǒ xǐ huān gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ" |
| [12:26.67] |
We hate that. That is a slap in the face. wǒ men tǎo yàn nà jù huà nà xiàng shì bèi rén dǎ le yī bā zhǎng |
| [12:29.48] |
Forget it. You know what? I' ll just have the conversation. suàn le, nǐ men zhī dào ma? wǒ huì gēn tā tán |
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I' ll just say I like things the way they are, and hope for the best. wǒ huì shuō wǒ xǐ huān wǒ men xiàn zài de yàng zi bìng huái zhe zuì hǎo de qī dài |
| [12:40.29] |
What do you think, Rach? nǐ jué de ne? ruì qiū |
| [12:42.36] |
I think if it was a little colder in here.. wǒ xiǎng rú guǒ zhè lǐ lěng yì diǎn |
| [12:45.83] |
I could see your nipples through that sweater. wǒ kě yǐ kàn dào nǐ de yìng qǐ lái |
| [12:52.90] |
Bing? We' re all set for tonight, 8: 00. bīn? wǒ men jīn wǎn bā diǎn chū fā |
| [12:56.70] |
As it turns out, we can' t do it. Monica has to work. wǒ men méi bàn fǎ qù mó nī kǎ dé shàng bān |
| [12:59.51] |
My exwife didn' t work. wǒ qián qī bù shàng bān |
| [13:02.38] |
Unless you call turning into her mother " work." chú fēi nǐ shuō huí niáng jiā shì" shàng bān" |
| [13:06.95] |
Fine. Tomorrow night then. hǎo ba, nà me míng tiān wǎn shàng |
| [13:09.72] |
Tomorrow' s no good for her, either. Why not? tā míng wǎn yě bù néng lái wèi shí me? |
| [13:14.62] |
It' s the semifinals.. tā de cǎo dì bǎo líng qiú xún huí sài |
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of her bocce ball tournament. yào dǎ zhǔn jué sài |
| [13:21.40] |
Okay. The night after that then. hǎo ba, nà me hòu tiān wǎn shàng |
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Well, that' s the finals, and I think she' s gonna go all the way, sir. nà shi jué sài de rì zi wǒ xiǎng tā yīng gāi huì yíng |
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What' s going on, Bing? Does your wife have a problem with me or something? fā shēng le shén me shì? bīn nǐ lǎo pó bù xǐ huān wǒ ma? |
| [13:34.71] |
Well, now you' re just talking crazy. nǐ shuō de tài kuā zhāng le |
| [13:37.55] |
Then why can' t the three of us go out together? wǒ men sān ge wèi shí me bù néng yì qǐ chū qù? |
| [13:40.61] |
Because we split up. yīn wèi wǒ men fēn jū le |
| [13:43.98] |
Monica and I split up. mó nī kǎ gēn wǒ fēn jū le |
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Hold me. bào zhe wǒ |
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Good God, Bing. Well, I can' t say I' m altogether surprised. tiān a, bīn wǒ bù néng shuō wǒ hěn yà yì |
| [13:54.43] |
I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there. wǒ kàn dào tā kàn nǐ de yǎn shén jiù zhī dào tā bù ài nǐ |
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And the way she looked at me, pure lust. tā kàn zhe wǒ shí chōng mǎn le yù wàng |
| [14:04.84] |
What would really help me through this tough time is choking someone. zài zhè zhǒng shí hòu zhǐ yǒu qiā rén cái néng ràng wǒ xiè fèn |
| [14:10.24] |
I know how you feel. Oh, yeah. wǒ liǎo jiě nǐ de gǎn jué |
| [14:12.85] |
I know what it' s like to give a woman all your love.. wǒ zhī dào jiāng nǐ de ài gěi le yí gè nǚ rén |
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and then have that love thrown back in your face. jié guǒ bèi tā fǎn dǎ yī bā zhǎng de gǎn jué |
| [14:18.09] |
And then the court decides to give you custody of those fat, lefthanded twins. fǎ tíng hái pàn dìng nǐ dé dào nà duì zuǒ piě zǐ pàng shuāng bāo tāi de jiān hù quán |
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Well, they' re lucky to have you, sir. tā men hěn xìng yùn hái yǒu nǐ |
| [14:29.30] |
Bing, my boy, we' re gonna get you over this. bīn, hái zi wǒ men dé ràng nǐ wàng le zhè jiàn shì |
| [14:32.80] |
Here' s the plan: Grab your coat, we' re going to a strip club! wǒ yǒu gè jì huà, ná zhe nǐ de wài tào wǒ men qù jù lè bù |
| [14:36.64] |
Oh, no! Monica would freak. bù mó nī kǎ huì shēng qì de |
| [14:40.01] |
But to hell with that bitch! dàn shuí guǎn nà gè chòu nǚ rén ne |
| [14:45.88] |
Here we go. kā fēi lái le |
| [14:49.02] |
Mona, it' s time we had a conversation about where things are with us. méng nà, wǒ men gāi lái tán tán wǒ men zhī jiān le |
| [14:55.59] |
Yeah, I think I suggested that. wǒ xiǎng nà shi wǒ tí chū de jiàn yì |
| [14:59.86] |
We are so.. wǒ men fēi cháng. |
| [15:07.33] |
Well, I really like you. And I love hanging out with you. wǒ zhēn de hěn xǐ huān nǐ wǒ xǐ huān gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ |
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And I' m having a lot of fun. wǒ fēi cháng kāi xīn |
| [15:22.05] |
Okay. hǎo ba |
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There' s no point in spending time with someone if it' s just fun. rú guǒ zhǐ shì wèi le hǎo wán wǒ men jiù bù bì jiāo wǎng le |
| [15:28.89] |
It' s gotta be going somewhere, right? wǒ men dé yǒu jié guǒ, duì ba? |
| [15:33.26] |
So where is it going? wǒ men huì yǒu shén me jié guǒ? |
| [15:41.54] |
That' s the real question. nà zhēn shì gè wèn tí |
| [15:48.21] |
And the answer is.. dá àn shì |
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it' s going somewhere.. wǒ men huì |
| [15:55.58] |
fun. hěn hǎo wán |
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I know what you' re thinking. Fun was fine for you 10 years ago. wǒ zhī dào nǐ zài xiǎng shén me 10 nián qián nǐ zhǐ xiǎng wán wán |
| [16:04.39] |
But you' re not getting any younger. dàn xiàn zài nǐ bù nián qīng le |
| [16:08.06] |
No! I mean, not you. Not you. wǒ bú shì shuō nǐ bú shì nǐ |
| [16:10.97] |
You are getting younger! nǐ yuè lái yuè nián qīng le |
| [16:14.17] |
You' re getting younger by the second. What' s your secret? nǐ měi yī miǎo dōu zài biàn nián qīng nǐ yǒu shén me mì jué? |
| [16:21.88] |
I' m sorry, so where are we? bào qiàn, wǒ men shì shén me guān xì? |
| [16:25.55] |
Well, to sum up.. zǒng ér yán zhī |
| [16:31.29] |
we' re having fun. You look young. wǒ men hěn kāi xīn nǐ kàn qǐ lái hěn nián qīng |
| [16:40.43] |
Okay.. But that' s not enough. hǎo ba dàn nà shi bù gòu de |
| [16:46.13] |
So.. suǒ yǐ |
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here' s a key to my apartment. zhè shì wǒ jiā de yào shi |
| [16:55.44] |
Really? Really. zhēn de ma? zhēn de |
| [17:00.11] |
You don' t think this is too fast? nǐ bù jué de tài kuài le ma? |
| [17:05.62] |
You gave her a key to your apartment? nǐ gěi tā nǐ jiā de yào shi? |
| [17:08.42] |
Not just a key. I gave her the only key! bù zhǐ shì nà yàng wǒ gěi le tā wǒ wéi yī de yào shi |
| [17:14.63] |
I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship! xiàn zài wǒ shì gè liàn ài shī bài wú jiā kě guī de jiā huo |
| [17:20.57] |
Why did you give her a key? She talked me into a corner, okay? nǐ wèi shí me yào gěi tā yào shi? shì tā bī wǒ de, hǎo ma? |
| [17:25.01] |
She' s like this conversational wizard. tā shuō qǐ huà lái duō duō bī rén |
| [17:29.31] |
So you had the conversation you didn' t wanna have.. nǐ bèi bī zhe gēn tā tán |
| [17:32.91] |
and you made the gesture you didn' t wanna make. gěi le tā nǐ bù xiǎng zuò de chéng nuò |
| [17:35.95] |
Did I start this by saying, " Hey, I did something awesome today"? wǒ yī kāi shǐ shuō" hāi jīn tiān wǒ zuò le yī jiàn hěn bàng de shì" ma? |
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Do either of you have a key to my place? I don' t think you' ve ever given us keys. nǐ men yǒu wǒ jiā de yào shi ma? nǐ gēn běn méi gěi wǒ men |
| [17:44.86] |
Yeah, why would I? It' s my home. wǒ wèi shí me yào nà me zuò? nà shi wǒ jiā |
| [17:49.86] |
Ross, how did the conversation go? Great. I live on the street. luó sī, nǐ men tán de rú hé? hěn bàng, xiàn zài wǒ liú luò jiē tóu |
| [17:55.07] |
Where? nǎ lǐ? |
| [17:58.57] |
Hi. Okay, Monica, Rachel.. hāi hǎo ba, mó nī kǎ, ruì qiū |
| [18:01.04] |
this is my friend Roger. Hi, Roger. tā shì wǒ péng yǒu luó jié hāi, luó jié |
| [18:04.65] |
I' ll get us some drinks. Could you help me? wǒ qù ná yǐn liào nǐ néng bāng wǒ ma? |
| [18:08.22] |
Yeah, okay. hǎo ba |
| [18:15.89] |
He' s here to have sex with you. tā shì lái gēn nǐ de |
| [18:22.76] |
What? You' re welcome. shén me? bié kè qi |
| [18:25.93] |
Phoebe, no! It' s okay. He' s a virgin. fēi bǐ, bù méi guān xì, tā shì gè chǔ nán |
| [18:34.17] |
Rachel, I was talking to this guy. I think he' ll have sex with you. ruì qiū, wǒ gēn zhè gè jiā huo tí guò wǒ xiǎng tā huì gēn nǐ |
| [18:39.95] |
Let' s leave these two alone. ràng tā men liǎng gè dú chǔ yī xià ba |
| [18:41.98] |
No! I don' t care what my hormones are doing! I won' t do it with some random guy! bù, wǒ bù zài hu wǒ de hé ěr méng zài zuò shí mǒ wǒ bú huì suí biàn gēn nán rén shàng chuáng |
| [18:47.99] |
Fine! Then you tell Roger, because he was really looking forward to this! hǎo ba, nà me nǐ qù gào sù luó jié yīn wèi tā zhēn de hěn qī dài |
| [19:09.11] |
Bing! Look at those twin sisters dancing together. bīn, kàn kàn nà duì shuāng bāo tāi jiě mèi yì qǐ tiào wǔ |
| [19:14.05] |
Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls. wǒ chū qián qǐng tā men zuò zài nǐ dà tuǐ shàng tiào wǔ |
| [19:17.55] |
That' s all right, sir. And that' s just one girl. méi guān xì zhǐ yǒu yí gè nǚ hái zài tiào wǔ |
| [19:22.66] |
Bing, what' s this? It' s a hand. bīn, zhè shì shén me? nà shi wǒ de shǒu |
| [19:26.43] |
It' s a thing you use as a Jack and Coke holder. nà shi nǐ yòng lái jì zhù hūn yuē de dōng xī |
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It' s a wedding ring. Get rid of it. We' ll throw it in the East River! nà shi hūn jiè, bǎ tā diū le wǒ men bǎ tā diū dào dōng hé qù |
| [19:34.20] |
No! Yes! bù yào |
| [19:35.84] |
I did it, and I felt a lot better! You might even hit a seagull in the head. wǒ nà me zuò le, nà ràng wǒ jué de hǎo duō le nǐ shèn zhì kě néng huì dǎ zhòng hǎi ōu |
| [19:42.74] |
Okay. I' m gonna need a bunch of extra keys. hǎo ba wǒ xū yào yī duī bèi yòng yào shi |
| [19:46.95] |
Apparently, I give them away for no reason at all. hěn míng xiǎn dì wǒ huì háo wú lǐ yóu dì jiāng tā men sòng rén |
| [19:52.65] |
Ross, what' s going on? You' re changing the lock? luó sī, fā shēng le shén me shì? nǐ zài huàn suǒ? |
| [19:56.19] |
No. bù |
| [19:57.72] |
That guy is. shì nà gè jiā huo zài huàn suǒ |
| [20:00.09] |
You give me a key to your apartment, and then you change the lock? nǐ bǎ nǐ jiā de yào shi gěi wǒ rán hòu nǐ huàn le suǒ? |
| [20:05.77] |
Good luck, buddy. zhù nǐ hǎo yùn |
| [20:10.77] |
I thought we were moving forward. Now you' re sending me all these mixed signals. wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ men wǎng qián mài jìn le yī bù nǐ gěi wǒ wán quán hùn luàn de xùn xī |
| [20:16.71] |
What are you trying to tell me? nǐ dào dǐ xiǎng gào sù wǒ shén me? |
| [20:20.05] |
I' m trying to tell you.. wǒ xiǎng gào sù nǐ |
| [20:24.12] |
I made you a mix tape. wǒ bāng nǐ lù le yī juàn lù yīn dài |
| [20:28.36] |
What? I love you. shén me? wǒ ài nǐ |
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And I love spending time with you. wǒ xǐ huān gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ |
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Hi, honey, I' m home. From the tequila factory? lǎo pó, wǒ huí lái le nǐ cóng lóng shé lán jiǔ gōng chǎng huí lái? |
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It was awful. nà zhēn de hǎo kě pà |
| [20:52.75] |
To get out of going to dinner with Doug, I told him you and I split up. wèi le táo bì gēn dào gé de wǎn cān yuē huì wǒ gào sù tā nǐ gēn wǒ fēn jū le |
| [20:56.28] |
So then he took me to these strip clubs and sleazy bars. tā tuō wǒ qù jù lè bù hái yǒu sè qíng jiǔ bā |
| [20:59.49] |
When I wouldn' t give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird. wǒ bù kěn bǎ hūn jiè jiāo gěi tā tā yòng qì shuǐ guàn diū xiǎo niǎo |
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Come here. I can breathe through my mouth. guò lái wǒ kě yǐ yòng zuǐ bā hū xī |
| [21:09.13] |
Oh, sweetie. You know what the worst part was? tián xīn nǐ zhī dào zuì zāo gāo de shì shén me ma? |
| [21:12.10] |
I got to see what my life would be like without you. wǒ kě yǐ kàn dào méi yǒu nǐ de shēng huó |
| [21:15.34] |
It was like It' s a Wonderful Life with lap dances. nà xiàng shì yǒu sān tiē wǔ de měi hǎo shēng huó |
| [21:21.11] |
Please promise me that you' ll never leave me.. qǐng dā yìng wǒ nǐ yǒng yuǎn bú huì lí kāi wǒ |
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that we' ll grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives. wǒ men huì yì qǐ biàn lǎo xiāng bàn yī shēng |
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I promise. wǒ dā yìng nǐ |
| [21:32.55] |
Speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year? shuō dào xiāng bàn yī shēng wǒ men jīn nián yì qǐ jì hè jié kǎ ba |
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I don' t know if we' re there yet. wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ men shì bú shì dào le nà gè dì bù |
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I' d like to order a pizza. Can I ask you a question? wǒ xiǎng dìng pī sà wǒ néng wèn nǐ yí gè wèn tí ma? |
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Is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very " Abercrombie Fitch." jīn wǎn shì nà gè jīn fà shuài gē wài sòng ma? zhǎng de yòu kù yòu shí máo de nà gè |
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I' ll call you back. Who was that? wǒ zài dǎ gěi nǐ nǐ zài gēn jiǎng diàn huà? |
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It' s just the pizza place. You hung up on the pizza place? wǒ zài dìng pī sà nǐ guà diào dìng pī sà de diàn huà? |
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I don' t hang up on your friends. wǒ bú huì guà diào nǐ péng yǒu dǎ lái de diàn huà |
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Sorry, honey, I' m just having a rough day. What' s wrong? bào qiàn, jīn tiān wǒ hěn bù hǎo shòu zěn me le? |
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You don' t want to hear about it. Then why did I ask? nǐ bú huì xiǎng tīng de bù rán wǒ wèi shí me yào wèn? |
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Okay, this is really embarrassing, but lately, with this whole pregnancy thing.. zhè zhēn de hěn diū liǎn dàn zuì jìn zì cóng wǒ huái yùn hòu |
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I' m just finding myself.. wǒ fā xiàn zì jǐ |
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How do I put this? wǒ gāi zěn me shuō ne? |
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Erotically charged. chūn qíng dà fā |
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Is that college talk for " horny"? nà shi" hào sè" de xué míng ma? |
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Yeah. I have all of these feelings, and I don' t know what to do about them. duì, wǒ yǒu nà yàng de gǎn jué bù zhī dào gāi zěn me bàn |
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I can' t date like a normal person, which is fine because I don' t need a relationship. wǒ méi bàn fǎ xiàng zhèng cháng rén qù yuē huì méi guān xì, yīn wèi wǒ bù xū yào nán péng yǒu |
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All I really want is one great night! Just sex. wǒ zhǐ yào wǒ zhǐ yào xìng |
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No strings attached. No relationship. méi yǒu qiān bàn méi yǒu zé rèn |
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With someone I feel comfortable with, and who knows what he' s doing. gēn wǒ xǐ huān de rén zài yì qǐ tā dé zhī dào tā zài zuò shí mǒ |
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For just one great night. I mean, is that really so hard.. zhǐ yào fēng kuáng dù guò yī yè nà zhēn de nà me nán |
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to find? zhǎo dào ma? |
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So how was your day? nǐ jīn tiān guò de rú hé? |
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Good. I saw a pretty big pigeon. hěn hǎo, wǒ kàn jiàn yì zhī dà gē zi |
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Well, I gotta get up early, and it' s almost 7: 00. wǒ hái dé zǎo qǐ kuài qī diǎn le |
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I gotta go to my room. Good night! wǒ dé huí fáng le wǎn ān |
| [23:23.80] |
Good night! wǎn ān |
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I can' t do it! I didn' t ask you to do it! wǒ bù néng nà me zuò wǒ méi yǒu yào nǐ nà me zuò |
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You' re Rachel! You' re Joey! nǐ shì ruì qiū nǐ shì qiáo yī |
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You' re my friend! Right back at you. nǐ shì wǒ de péng yǒu nǐ yě shì wǒ de péng yǒu |
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Yeah. Plus, it would be wrong, and weird and bad! duì, ér qiě nà shi bú duì de nà jì qí guài yòu zāo gāo |
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So bad! But I don' t know what you' re talking about. I didn' t ask you to do anything! tài zāo gāo le, dàn wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ wǒ méi yǒu yāo qiú nǐ zuò shí mǒ shì |
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I know! wǒ zhī dào |
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You wanna do it? No! nǐ xiǎng zuò ma? bù |
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I' m just testing you! Well, that' s the end of this conversation! wǒ zhǐ shì zài kǎo yàn nǐ nà me jiù zhè yàng le |
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This conversation never happened! Never happened! wǒ men méi tán guò zhè jiàn shì méi cuò |
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Good night! Good night! wǎn ān wǎn ān |
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Get back in there! kuài huí nǐ fáng lǐ |
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Listen, I' m sorry about that whole thing with Roger. tīng zhe, guān yú luó jié de shì wǒ hěn bào qiàn |
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It really wasn' t right. And I want to make it up to you. nà zhēn de shì bú duì de wǒ xiǎng mí bǔ nǐ |
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So I brought you something I think you' ll really enjoy. wǒ dài le yí yàng wǒ jué de nǐ huì xǐ huān de dōng xī lái |
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Now this is just a loan, okay? I' m gonna want him back. wǒ zhǐ shì jiè gěi nǐ yòng, hǎo ma? wǒ huì bǎ tā ná huí qù de |
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I' m gonna go now. wǒ dé zǒu le |
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I' m sorry. I thought I could do it, and I can' t. bào qiàn wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ bàn dé dào, dàn wǒ bù néng |