| 歌曲 | Friends S09E02 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第九季） |
| [00:02.33] | You said you'd marry Joey? |
| [00:04.93] | Okay, you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional. |
| [00:08.47] | I would have said yes to anybody. |
| [00:10.34] | Like that time when you and I got married. |
| [00:15.34] | I'm not helping. |
| [00:17.68] | So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby? |
| [00:22.35] | That is right. And traditionally, the daddy gives the mommy a present. |
| [00:26.52] | But I am prepared to let that go. |
| [00:29.79] | So when I came here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again.. |
| [00:33.80] | you were engaged to my best friend? |
| [00:37.37] | Well.. |
| [00:38.90] | Really? |
| [00:40.77] | I thought Chandler was your best friend. |
| [00:43.54] | Well, Chandler's my oldest friend. Joey's my.. No! |
| [00:49.54] | Hey, I'm gonna take off. I just wanted to say goodbye. |
| [00:52.38] | Rachel said she'd marry you? |
| [00:55.32] | This isn't the right room. Sorry, folks. |
| [01:00.02] | The One Where Emma Cries |
| [01:52.34] | I don't want to be negative. So I'll say most of the signs you bought are good. |
| [01:58.25] | No, they ran out of "It's a Girl!" But I can fix this one. “ |
| [02:06.45] | |
| [02:08.06] | See? Huh? |
| [02:12.79] | So sexy. |
| [02:15.46] | - Honey? - Yeah? |
| [02:19.63] | - Honey, why don't you lie down? - It's okay. - |
| [02:21.77] | Ross and Rachel will be back soon, and then I gotta go to the office. |
| [02:29.81] | Am I producing them? |
| [02:33.11] | - Why are you so tired? - I couldn't sleep last night. - |
| [02:35.88] | I started worrying about this big divisional meeting I have today. |
| [02:39.09] | The more I worried, the more I couldn't sleep. |
| [02:41.59] | You know, and then I was, like, "If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours' sleep. |
| [02:45.66] | But if I fall asleep now, I'll get five hours' sleep." |
| [02:49.03] | No matter what I did, I couldn't fall asleep. |
| [02:51.53] | You know what you should've done? Told yourself that little story. |
| [02:53.90] | |
| [02:57.67] | - Hi. - Hey |
| [02:59.14] | - Welcome home. - Hi. - |
| [03:00.78] | Phoebe did the signs. |
| [03:03.14] | You guys, thanks for doing this. |
| [03:07.05] | Look at all that stuff people sent. |
| [03:10.29] | Oh, my gosh. Look, there's something every mother needs. |
| [03:13.52] | A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment. |
| [03:18.13] | What are people think..? You guys, I love it. |
| [03:24.87] | Hey, so where's Ross? |
| [03:26.80] | He's downstairs getting the stuff out of the cab. |
| [03:29.30] | - Is he still mad at us? - Well, you more than me. - |
| [03:32.07] | But he can't stay too mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby. |
| [03:35.31] | That's not fair. I can't do that. |
| [03:38.48] | I'm not sure you should be here when he comes up. |
| [03:40.98] | I didn't think I should be here either. But somebody said he'd be over it. |
| [03:45.25] | Hey, what do I know? I wanted to get a bigger gorilla. |
| [03:54.13] | The numbers we're seeing in Chicago, New York and London are solid. |
| [03:57.97] | But many of our field offices have reported disappointing yields. |
| [04:08.24] | Boston is down. Atlanta is down. Houston is down. |
| [04:11.08] | I could go on and on. But instead of boring you.. |
| [04:14.05] | I'll go straight to my 42-point plan. |
| [04:27.56] | Walter. |
| [04:31.17] | She's just so cute. |
| [04:33.70] | I just want to bite her ear off and use it as a sucking candy. |
| [04:39.41] | Phoebe. |
| [04:40.98] | But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket. |
| [04:46.18] | - Okay. I put most of the stuff away. - Oh, great. The pacifiers? - |
| [04:49.78] | - It's in the cupboard. - The burping cloths? - |
| [04:53.05] | - Linen closet. - The diapers? |
| [04:56.06] | In the hospital. |
| [04:59.19] | - Wow, you guys got a hospital? Fancy. - No, I left the diapers at the hospital. - |
| [05:04.27] | There's some in the bag, but I'll run out and get some more. |
| [05:07.20] | All right, thanks. |
| [05:08.60] | Could you stop at the coffeehouse and get me a muffin? |
| [05:11.07] | - Sure. What kind? - Let me think. - |
| [05:14.61] | What do I want? |
| [05:17.55] | What do I want? |
| [05:20.32] | Please, take your time. It's an important decision, not like.. |
| [05:23.42] | say, I don't know, deciding to marry someone. This is about a muffin. |
| [05:30.93] | - Blueberry. - Blueberry it is. - |
| [05:33.03] | Thank you. |
| [05:36.16] | Wow, he's not letting this go, is he? |
| [05:38.33] | God, how long do you think that's gonna last? |
| [05:40.84] | I don't know. He got over the "We were on a break" thing quickly. |
| [05:46.07] | You know what, I can't worry about it right now. |
| [05:48.64] | Because I've got the cutie little baby. |
| [05:53.15] | I can't believe how much I love her. I mean, I can't get enough of her. |
| [05:57.42] | Like, right now? I miss her. I actually miss her. |
| [06:00.82] | You know, that's her? |
| [06:04.86] | I know. I know, but she's sleeping. |
| [06:07.96] | It's not like when she's awake and I can see her stretch and wiggle. |
| [06:12.07] | Oh, my God, have you seen her yawn? |
| [06:14.00] | - It's so cute. - I know. - |
| [06:18.07] | When do you think she's gonna wake up? |
| [06:20.07] | She told me to ring her if she's not up by 11. |
| [06:22.71] | She has a job interview. |
| [06:29.25] | Okay, but the clouds part when she yawns. |
| [06:34.39] | God, look at her sleeping. I love her so much. |
| [06:38.99] | - I think I'm gonna wake her up. - Rach, no. - |
| [06:41.16] | You know, you're never supposed to wake a sleeping baby. |
| [06:44.30] | Well, I can do whatever I want. I made her. |
| [06:48.24] | Come on, little girl. Yes. Hello, Emma. Hello. Hi. |
| [06:58.01] | Well, I would say I told you so, but she's kind of doing that for me. |
| [07:02.85] | I'm sorry. Mommy's so sorry. Go back to sleep. |
| [07:06.15] | Go back to sleep. |
| [07:08.72] | - It breaks your heart, doesn't it? - It really does. - |
| [07:13.39] | How long do you think we have to stay? |
| [07:18.07] | Okay, if everyone's onboard, it's settled. |
| [07:20.64] | Chandler? |
| [07:28.94] | - Chandler? - Yeah. |
| [07:30.28] | Are you onboard? |
| [07:33.41] | Yes. |
| [07:35.78] | Well, then problem solved. Chandler will run our office in Tulsa. |
| [07:39.45] | You're gonna love Oklahoma. |
| [07:45.69] | All right. We already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her.. |
| [07:49.63] | Try this one. "Go back in time and listen to Phoebe." |
| [07:55.87] | - All right, here's something. - What? |
| [07:57.81] | It says to try holding the baby close to your body.. |
| [08:00.37] | and then swing her rapidly from side to side. |
| [08:04.05] | Okay. |
| [08:14.19] | It worked! |
| [08:17.66] | No. Just stopped to throw up a little bit. |
| [08:22.33] | Mon, what am I gonna do? |
| [08:23.87] | It's been hours, and it won't stop crying. |
| [08:28.67] | - She, Rach. Not it. She. - Yeah. I'm not so sure. - |
| [08:34.18] | - Oh, my God, I'm losing my mind. - Yeah, no kidding. - |
| [08:37.38] | All right, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross! |
| [08:46.15] | Hey, Gunther. Can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go? |
| [08:50.53] | - Diapers, huh? - Yep |
| [08:52.73] | So I guess Rachel had your baby? |
| [08:55.36] | - Yep. Can you believe it? - Nope |
| [08:59.23] | I can't even believe she slept with you in the first place. |
| [09:05.41] | You mean, like.. |
| [09:15.05] | Hey. |
| [09:18.79] | I know you're pissed at me, but we have to talk about this. |
| [09:21.82] | Actually, we don't. |
| [09:25.06] | Fine. Okay. But I gotta say, technically, I didn't even do anything wrong. |
| [09:30.57] | What? You didn't do anything wrong? |
| [09:33.90] | - I said I didn't technically. - Okay. - |
| [09:37.74] | Let's put aside the fact that you "accidentally".. |
| [09:40.21] | picked up my grandmother's ring and you "accidentally" proposed to Rachel. |
| [09:44.95] | Can I just stop you there for a second? |
| [09:47.08] | When people do this: |
| [09:48.65] | I don't really know what that means. |
| [09:56.79] | You were saying? |
| [09:58.26] | And I could even understand that you couldn't tell Rachel. |
| [10:02.13] | But why couldn't you tell me? You had all day to, and you didn't. |
| [10:06.37] | I know. I should've. "I'm sorry." |
| [10:15.98] | Not using it right, Joe. |
| [10:19.15] | "I'm sorry." “ |
| [10:24.29] | - I'm gonna go. - No, come on. - |
| [10:25.82] | - Ross, we have to get past this. - Give me the bag. - |
| [10:28.16] | No, I don't know what else to do. I said I'm sorry, now.. |
| [10:31.53] | Now you should scream at me or curse me or hit me. |
| [10:34.70] | - I'm not gonna hit you. - You'll feel better. I'll feel better. - |
| [10:37.97] | You know you want to, I can see it in your eyes. |
| [10:41.84] | - I don't. - A little bit. - |
| [10:43.27] | - No. - Little bit. - |
| [10:46.31] | - No. - A little bit more. - |
| [10:48.68] | - Give me the bag. Give me the bag. - No, hit me. Hit me. - |
| [10:51.48] | - Give me the bag. I'm not kidding. - Hit me. - |
| [10:53.78] | - No. - Hit me. Hit me. Hit me! |
| [11:08.10] | - You ducked! - I'm sorry! It was a reflex! - |
| [11:11.67] | - Oh, my God! This really hurts! - I couldn't help it. |
| [11:15.27] | When a fist comes at your face, you duck. Look. |
| [11:21.24] | What is the matter with you? |
| [11:23.98] | You were supposed to duck! Why didn't you? |
| [11:26.25] | Let's talk on the way to the hospital. |
| [11:28.42] | Good. Yeah, maybe while we're there, they can check your reflexes. |
| [11:47.77] | - Try feeding her again. - I already fed her. - |
| [11:50.94] | I know. That's why I said, "Again!" |
| [11:54.78] | You guys, we can't turn on each other, okay? |
| [11:57.21] | That's just what she wants. |
| [12:00.21] | - Hi. - Hey. |
| [12:02.32] | I told you you shouldn't have let her watch Terms of Endearment. |
| [12:06.19] | - Can I talk to you outside? - Just stay here. - |
| [12:08.96] | I'm gonna check her diaper. Phoebe, you want to come? |
| [12:11.53] | I'm kind of part of this. |
| [12:16.66] | Actually, it's a husband-and-wife kind of thing. |
| [12:19.20] | I knew I should've married Chandler. |
| [12:23.40] | - Okay, what's up? - Okay. |
| [12:26.31] | You know we said it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? |
| [12:29.24] | And you could study French cooking, and I could write.. |
| [12:32.08] | and we could picnic along the Seine, and go wine-tasting in Bordeaux. |
| [12:36.55] | - Yeah. - Okay. |
| [12:38.85] | You know how people say that Tulsa.. |
| [12:43.86] | is the Paris of Oklahoma? |
| [12:48.56] | What? Who says that? |
| [12:51.13] | People who have never been to Paris? |
| [12:54.54] | - Well, what's going on? - We're moving to Tulsa. - |
| [13:01.44] | - Excuse me? - Okay. |
| [13:03.94] | Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss. |
| [13:06.91] | - I think you actually met her. - Don't care. Get back to Tulsa. - |
| [13:10.15] | She asked me to move to Tulsa and be president of our office there. |
| [13:13.92] | And I was sleeping and apparently said yes. |
| [13:17.36] | - Tulsa, Oklahoma? - The Sooner State. - |
| [13:22.43] | Whatever that is. |
| [13:24.60] | Chandler, I don't even want to see the musical Oklahoma. |
| [13:27.97] | "Oh, What a Beautiful Morning, " "Surrey With the Fringe on Top"? |
| [13:31.01] | Are you trying to tell me we're moving to Oklahoma or that you're gay? |
| [13:38.25] | I don't think I can get out of this. |
| [13:40.31] | - Oh, my God! - But you don't know.. |
| [13:42.82] | it could be like Paris. You can still take a cooking class.. |
| [13:45.82] | at Oral Roberts University. |
| [13:49.36] | All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise? |
| [13:53.33] | No. But they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. |
| [13:59.43] | - I'll get out of it. - Thank you. - |
| [14:02.80] | - What is wrong with Emma? - She misunderstood. - |
| [14:04.84] | She thought she was moving to Tulsa. |
| [14:11.58] | Ma'am, do you have a minute? |
| [14:14.38] | I kind of have some bad news. I don't think I can move to Tulsa. |
| [14:19.29] | - What? - It's a funny story, actually. - |
| [14:24.73] | I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning. |
| [14:28.30] | So when I said I'd move to Tulsa, I didn't really know what I was saying. |
| [14:32.03] | You fell asleep? |
| [14:33.40] | But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting. |
| [14:36.24] | Isn't that funny? |
| [14:39.51] | Irony. Not a fan? All right. |
| [14:44.11] | See, here's the thing. |
| [14:45.65] | I went home and told my wife about Tulsa, and she won't go. |
| [14:49.28] | See me, I love Tulsa. Tulsa is heaven. Tulsa is ltaly. |
| [14:53.32] | Please don't make me go there. |
| [14:55.59] | - Chandler, I.. - I know that you're upset. |
| [14:58.73] | but I just.. I would really rather just stay here. |
| [15:04.06] | Not here in your office.. |
| [15:06.13] | here at the company.. |
| [15:08.14] | where I'm rapidly feeling unwelcome. |
| [15:12.07] | No, look, Carol. Can I call you Carol? |
| [15:17.21] | Why would I when your name is Elaine? |
| [15:24.79] | What a great picture of your son. Strapping. |
| [15:29.39] | That's a picture of your daughter, isn't it? |
| [15:32.66] | Well, she's lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. |
| [15:39.03] | I'll call you from Tulsa. |
| [15:45.77] | Hey. So how is it? |
| [15:48.48] | - I broke my thumb. - Your thumb? - |
| [15:54.92] | That's weird. Are you sure you're punching right? |
| [15:57.82] | Make a fist. |
| [16:01.16] | Maybe later. |
| [16:03.32] | Ross, I feel terrible. |
| [16:05.23] | You know what, you can go. I just have to fill out some forms. |
| [16:14.44] | You want me to help you with that? |
| [16:16.47] | Why, does it look like I'm having trouble with my misshapen claw? |
| [16:23.71] | Name? |
| [16:27.18] | No, I know Ross. But what's it short for? |
| [16:30.22] | You know, like Rossell. |
| [16:32.89] | Or Rosstrophor. |
| [16:37.02] | Just Ross. |
| [16:40.19] | It's pretty. |
| [16:42.90] | - Okay, date of birth? - You know my birthday. - |
| [16:46.40] | Sure. |
| [16:48.90] | May.. tember? |
| [16:53.37] | - October 18. - Occupation? Dinosaurs. - |
| [17:00.11] | Actually, I'm a paleon.. Dinosaurs is fine. |
| [17:06.05] | The drawing is not. |
| [17:12.39] | All right, who do you want as your emergency contact? |
| [17:16.73] | - Rachel, I guess. - Okay. Relationship? - |
| [17:20.20] | Boy, this could take a while. |
| [17:26.27] | - Just put roommate. - Come on. - |
| [17:28.58] | You guys are more than that. You're gonna get together, right? |
| [17:32.28] | I don't think that we are. |
| [17:36.38] | But you two are supposed to be together. |
| [17:38.75] | Well, I thought so too. But then she said she'd marry you. |
| [17:42.32] | Come on, Ross, that didn't mean anything. |
| [17:44.79] | She'd just had the baby. She was freaked out about doing it alone. |
| [17:47.83] | - She would have said yes to anybody. - Yeah, that's what she said. - |
| [17:52.07] | - So? - So I don't want to be just anybody. - |
| [17:58.64] | - Wow. - You know what? |
| [18:00.34] | It's better this way anyway. |
| [18:04.75] | I don't know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. |
| [18:07.82] | It's just much easier if we're just friends who have a kid. |
| [18:13.69] | - Really? - Yeah. |
| [18:16.12] | - And you're okay with that? - Yes. That's what we always planned. - |
| [18:20.03] | And if you have a plan, you should stick to it. |
| [18:22.76] | That's why they call them plans. Hello? |
| [18:28.70] | I'm fine. |
| [18:31.34] | Hey, for what it's worth.. |
| [18:33.27] | with Rachel, I don't think you'll ever be just "anybody." |
| [18:38.05] | Hey, there you go. |
| [18:42.52] | "Thanks. |
| [18:49.72] | Oh, my God. How long has she been crying? |
| [18:53.36] | About a week and a half. |
| [18:56.03] | Well, it looks like you guys got it under control, so I'm just gonna go. |
| [19:01.87] | No? Really? Misery really does love company? |
| [19:05.31] | All right. |
| [19:08.38] | - Try holding her a different way. - Look, I'm doing the best I can. - |
| [19:12.18] | - Anyone else is welcome to try. - All right, I'll try. Fine. - |
| [19:15.52] | - Yes. Okay. Okay. - Here you go. |
| [19:18.02] | Hey. Oh, gosh. |
| [19:20.89] | Nothing works with this child! |
| [19:24.22] | God, what am I gonna do, you guys? I can't even comfort my own baby. |
| [19:28.33] | - I'm the worst mother ever. - No, you're just new at this. - |
| [19:31.20] | You'll get better. Think about your first day at work. |
| [19:34.60] | That couldn't have been easy, but you figured that out. |
| [19:37.34] | Yeah, I don't think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! |
| [19:42.24] | - God, just please take her. - Okay, I'll take her. Come on. - |
| [19:46.05] | Oh, boy, I have to go to the bathroom. |
| [19:49.15] | I have to go scream into a pillow. |
| [19:55.86] | Bouncy. Bouncy baby. Bouncy baby. |
| [20:00.13] | Oh, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby. |
| [20:05.13] | Oh, baby, baby, baby. |
| [20:10.17] | Have I gone deaf? |
| [20:14.81] | It worked. Oh, baby, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby, baby. |
| [20:20.98] | You must be a fireball in bed! |
| [20:25.32] | I can't believe it. She's asleep. I got her to go to sleep. |
| [20:31.29] | I have actual magical powers. |
| [20:35.66] | I can hear traffic and birds. |
| [20:38.33] | I can hear the voices in my head again. |
| [20:42.97] | I'm kidding. |
| [20:47.98] | Oh, my God! You got her to stop crying! |
| [20:52.01] | Yes, I did. I'm Monica, super aunt. |
| [20:56.65] | - You are the official baby-crier stopper. - Yes, I am. - |
| [21:01.49] | - You're never leaving the apartment. - Say what? - |
| [21:05.23] | That's your new job, day or night. She starts crying, I need you here. |
| [21:09.73] | - No, no, no. - Thankfully, you don't need me at all. - |
| [21:13.63] | So okay. Hey, super aunt? See you later. |
| [21:17.94] | Rachel? Let's give it six to eight months. |
| [21:30.45] | Okay, so listen, I'm gonna go lay down. |
| [21:34.05] | What? |
| [21:35.32] | The book says whenever she's sleeping, I should be sleeping. |
| [21:38.39] | So.. |
| [21:41.70] | Thank you. |
| [21:46.47] | Hey. |
| [21:48.50] | - We just got her to go to sleep. - So there can't be any yelling? - |
| [21:54.78] | No. |
| [21:59.58] | - We're moving to Tulsa. - What? - |
| [22:05.85] | I can't.. I can't hear. |
| [22:14.53] | - Hey. - Hey. Where have you been? |
| [22:20.57] | - What happened to you? - I had a little thing with Joey. - |
| [22:24.27] | If you think this is bad, you should see him. |
| [22:28.04] | No, Ross, this is not good. |
| [22:30.54] | We have to talk about this Joey thing. Please sit. |
| [22:38.09] | All right, you have got to get over this Joey thing. |
| [22:42.22] | Okay? I never really wanted to marry Joey, okay? |
| [22:49.16] | Okay. |
| [22:52.10] | You know what I really, really want? |
| [22:56.90] | What, Rach? |
| [23:00.07] | I wanna sleep. |
| [23:03.64] | I wanna eat. I wanna take a shower. |
| [23:09.25] | I mean, before she wakes up, and we gotta do this all over again. |
| [23:13.59] | - Right. - I mean, because I got news for you. - |
| [23:17.02] | Emma: not easy. |
| [23:21.09] | Well, that's what I'm here for. |
| [23:28.20] | - You want me to get that? - No, that's really okay. - |
| [23:31.44] | - Monica? - Got it, got it, got it, got it. |
| [23:45.45] | I've been thinking about this. And I gotta tell you, it's not my fault. |
| [23:49.29] | - It's a natural instinct. - What are you talking about? - |
| [23:52.13] | Okay, what would you do if I did this? |
| [00:02.33] | You said you' d marry Joey? |
| [00:04.93] | Okay, you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional. |
| [00:08.47] | I would have said yes to anybody. |
| [00:10.34] | Like that time when you and I got married. |
| [00:15.34] | I' m not helping. |
| [00:17.68] | So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby? |
| [00:22.35] | That is right. And traditionally, the daddy gives the mommy a present. |
| [00:26.52] | But I am prepared to let that go. |
| [00:29.79] | So when I came here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again.. |
| [00:33.80] | you were engaged to my best friend? |
| [00:37.37] | Well.. |
| [00:38.90] | Really? |
| [00:40.77] | I thought Chandler was your best friend. |
| [00:43.54] | Well, Chandler' s my oldest friend. Joey' s my.. No! |
| [00:49.54] | Hey, I' m gonna take off. I just wanted to say goodbye. |
| [00:52.38] | Rachel said she' d marry you? |
| [00:55.32] | This isn' t the right room. Sorry, folks. |
| [01:00.02] | The One Where Emma Cries |
| [01:52.34] | I don' t want to be negative. So I' ll say most of the signs you bought are good. |
| [01:58.25] | No, they ran out of " It' s a Girl!" But I can fix this one. " |
| [02:06.45] | |
| [02:08.06] | See? Huh? |
| [02:12.79] | So sexy. |
| [02:15.46] | Honey? Yeah? |
| [02:19.63] | Honey, why don' t you lie down? It' s okay. |
| [02:21.77] | Ross and Rachel will be back soon, and then I gotta go to the office. |
| [02:29.81] | Am I producing them? |
| [02:33.11] | Why are you so tired? I couldn' t sleep last night. |
| [02:35.88] | I started worrying about this big divisional meeting I have today. |
| [02:39.09] | The more I worried, the more I couldn' t sleep. |
| [02:41.59] | You know, and then I was, like, " If I fall asleep now, I' ll get six hours' sleep. |
| [02:45.66] | But if I fall asleep now, I' ll get five hours' sleep." |
| [02:49.03] | No matter what I did, I couldn' t fall asleep. |
| [02:51.53] | You know what you should' ve done? Told yourself that little story. |
| [02:53.90] | |
| [02:57.67] | Hi. Hey |
| [02:59.14] | Welcome home. Hi. |
| [03:00.78] | Phoebe did the signs. |
| [03:03.14] | You guys, thanks for doing this. |
| [03:07.05] | Look at all that stuff people sent. |
| [03:10.29] | Oh, my gosh. Look, there' s something every mother needs. |
| [03:13.52] | A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment. |
| [03:18.13] | What are people think..? You guys, I love it. |
| [03:24.87] | Hey, so where' s Ross? |
| [03:26.80] | He' s downstairs getting the stuff out of the cab. |
| [03:29.30] | Is he still mad at us? Well, you more than me. |
| [03:32.07] | But he can' t stay too mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby. |
| [03:35.31] | That' s not fair. I can' t do that. |
| [03:38.48] | I' m not sure you should be here when he comes up. |
| [03:40.98] | I didn' t think I should be here either. But somebody said he' d be over it. |
| [03:45.25] | Hey, what do I know? I wanted to get a bigger gorilla. |
| [03:54.13] | The numbers we' re seeing in Chicago, New York and London are solid. |
| [03:57.97] | But many of our field offices have reported disappointing yields. |
| [04:08.24] | Boston is down. Atlanta is down. Houston is down. |
| [04:11.08] | I could go on and on. But instead of boring you.. |
| [04:14.05] | I' ll go straight to my 42point plan. |
| [04:27.56] | Walter. |
| [04:31.17] | She' s just so cute. |
| [04:33.70] | I just want to bite her ear off and use it as a sucking candy. |
| [04:39.41] | Phoebe. |
| [04:40.98] | But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket. |
| [04:46.18] | Okay. I put most of the stuff away. Oh, great. The pacifiers? |
| [04:49.78] | It' s in the cupboard. The burping cloths? |
| [04:53.05] | Linen closet. The diapers? |
| [04:56.06] | In the hospital. |
| [04:59.19] | Wow, you guys got a hospital? Fancy. No, I left the diapers at the hospital. |
| [05:04.27] | There' s some in the bag, but I' ll run out and get some more. |
| [05:07.20] | All right, thanks. |
| [05:08.60] | Could you stop at the coffeehouse and get me a muffin? |
| [05:11.07] | Sure. What kind? Let me think. |
| [05:14.61] | What do I want? |
| [05:17.55] | What do I want? |
| [05:20.32] | Please, take your time. It' s an important decision, not like.. |
| [05:23.42] | say, I don' t know, deciding to marry someone. This is about a muffin. |
| [05:30.93] | Blueberry. Blueberry it is. |
| [05:33.03] | Thank you. |
| [05:36.16] | Wow, he' s not letting this go, is he? |
| [05:38.33] | God, how long do you think that' s gonna last? |
| [05:40.84] | I don' t know. He got over the " We were on a break" thing quickly. |
| [05:46.07] | You know what, I can' t worry about it right now. |
| [05:48.64] | Because I' ve got the cutie little baby. |
| [05:53.15] | I can' t believe how much I love her. I mean, I can' t get enough of her. |
| [05:57.42] | Like, right now? I miss her. I actually miss her. |
| [06:00.82] | You know, that' s her? |
| [06:04.86] | I know. I know, but she' s sleeping. |
| [06:07.96] | It' s not like when she' s awake and I can see her stretch and wiggle. |
| [06:12.07] | Oh, my God, have you seen her yawn? |
| [06:14.00] | It' s so cute. I know. |
| [06:18.07] | When do you think she' s gonna wake up? |
| [06:20.07] | She told me to ring her if she' s not up by 11. |
| [06:22.71] | She has a job interview. |
| [06:29.25] | Okay, but the clouds part when she yawns. |
| [06:34.39] | God, look at her sleeping. I love her so much. |
| [06:38.99] | I think I' m gonna wake her up. Rach, no. |
| [06:41.16] | You know, you' re never supposed to wake a sleeping baby. |
| [06:44.30] | Well, I can do whatever I want. I made her. |
| [06:48.24] | Come on, little girl. Yes. Hello, Emma. Hello. Hi. |
| [06:58.01] | Well, I would say I told you so, but she' s kind of doing that for me. |
| [07:02.85] | I' m sorry. Mommy' s so sorry. Go back to sleep. |
| [07:06.15] | Go back to sleep. |
| [07:08.72] | It breaks your heart, doesn' t it? It really does. |
| [07:13.39] | How long do you think we have to stay? |
| [07:18.07] | Okay, if everyone' s onboard, it' s settled. |
| [07:20.64] | Chandler? |
| [07:28.94] | Chandler? Yeah. |
| [07:30.28] | Are you onboard? |
| [07:33.41] | Yes. |
| [07:35.78] | Well, then problem solved. Chandler will run our office in Tulsa. |
| [07:39.45] | You' re gonna love Oklahoma. |
| [07:45.69] | All right. We already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her.. |
| [07:49.63] | Try this one. " Go back in time and listen to Phoebe." |
| [07:55.87] | All right, here' s something. What? |
| [07:57.81] | It says to try holding the baby close to your body.. |
| [08:00.37] | and then swing her rapidly from side to side. |
| [08:04.05] | Okay. |
| [08:14.19] | It worked! |
| [08:17.66] | No. Just stopped to throw up a little bit. |
| [08:22.33] | Mon, what am I gonna do? |
| [08:23.87] | It' s been hours, and it won' t stop crying. |
| [08:28.67] | She, Rach. Not it. She. Yeah. I' m not so sure. |
| [08:34.18] | Oh, my God, I' m losing my mind. Yeah, no kidding. |
| [08:37.38] | All right, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross! |
| [08:46.15] | Hey, Gunther. Can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go? |
| [08:50.53] | Diapers, huh? Yep |
| [08:52.73] | So I guess Rachel had your baby? |
| [08:55.36] | Yep. Can you believe it? Nope |
| [08:59.23] | I can' t even believe she slept with you in the first place. |
| [09:05.41] | You mean, like.. |
| [09:15.05] | Hey. |
| [09:18.79] | I know you' re pissed at me, but we have to talk about this. |
| [09:21.82] | Actually, we don' t. |
| [09:25.06] | Fine. Okay. But I gotta say, technically, I didn' t even do anything wrong. |
| [09:30.57] | What? You didn' t do anything wrong? |
| [09:33.90] | I said I didn' t technically. Okay. |
| [09:37.74] | Let' s put aside the fact that you " accidentally".. |
| [09:40.21] | picked up my grandmother' s ring and you " accidentally" proposed to Rachel. |
| [09:44.95] | Can I just stop you there for a second? |
| [09:47.08] | When people do this: |
| [09:48.65] | I don' t really know what that means. |
| [09:56.79] | You were saying? |
| [09:58.26] | And I could even understand that you couldn' t tell Rachel. |
| [10:02.13] | But why couldn' t you tell me? You had all day to, and you didn' t. |
| [10:06.37] | I know. I should' ve. " I' m sorry." |
| [10:15.98] | Not using it right, Joe. |
| [10:19.15] | " I' m sorry." " |
| [10:24.29] | I' m gonna go. No, come on. |
| [10:25.82] | Ross, we have to get past this. Give me the bag. |
| [10:28.16] | No, I don' t know what else to do. I said I' m sorry, now.. |
| [10:31.53] | Now you should scream at me or curse me or hit me. |
| [10:34.70] | I' m not gonna hit you. You' ll feel better. I' ll feel better. |
| [10:37.97] | You know you want to, I can see it in your eyes. |
| [10:41.84] | I don' t. A little bit. |
| [10:43.27] | No. Little bit. |
| [10:46.31] | No. A little bit more. |
| [10:48.68] | Give me the bag. Give me the bag. No, hit me. Hit me. |
| [10:51.48] | Give me the bag. I' m not kidding. Hit me. |
| [10:53.78] | No. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me! |
| [11:08.10] | You ducked! I' m sorry! It was a reflex! |
| [11:11.67] | Oh, my God! This really hurts! I couldn' t help it. |
| [11:15.27] | When a fist comes at your face, you duck. Look. |
| [11:21.24] | What is the matter with you? |
| [11:23.98] | You were supposed to duck! Why didn' t you? |
| [11:26.25] | Let' s talk on the way to the hospital. |
| [11:28.42] | Good. Yeah, maybe while we' re there, they can check your reflexes. |
| [11:47.77] | Try feeding her again. I already fed her. |
| [11:50.94] | I know. That' s why I said, " Again!" |
| [11:54.78] | You guys, we can' t turn on each other, okay? |
| [11:57.21] | That' s just what she wants. |
| [12:00.21] | Hi. Hey. |
| [12:02.32] | I told you you shouldn' t have let her watch Terms of Endearment. |
| [12:06.19] | Can I talk to you outside? Just stay here. |
| [12:08.96] | I' m gonna check her diaper. Phoebe, you want to come? |
| [12:11.53] | I' m kind of part of this. |
| [12:16.66] | Actually, it' s a husbandandwife kind of thing. |
| [12:19.20] | I knew I should' ve married Chandler. |
| [12:23.40] | Okay, what' s up? Okay. |
| [12:26.31] | You know we said it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? |
| [12:29.24] | And you could study French cooking, and I could write.. |
| [12:32.08] | and we could picnic along the Seine, and go winetasting in Bordeaux. |
| [12:36.55] | Yeah. Okay. |
| [12:38.85] | You know how people say that Tulsa.. |
| [12:43.86] | is the Paris of Oklahoma? |
| [12:48.56] | What? Who says that? |
| [12:51.13] | People who have never been to Paris? |
| [12:54.54] | Well, what' s going on? We' re moving to Tulsa. |
| [13:01.44] | Excuse me? Okay. |
| [13:03.94] | Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss. |
| [13:06.91] | I think you actually met her. Don' t care. Get back to Tulsa. |
| [13:10.15] | She asked me to move to Tulsa and be president of our office there. |
| [13:13.92] | And I was sleeping and apparently said yes. |
| [13:17.36] | Tulsa, Oklahoma? The Sooner State. |
| [13:22.43] | Whatever that is. |
| [13:24.60] | Chandler, I don' t even want to see the musical Oklahoma. |
| [13:27.97] | " Oh, What a Beautiful Morning, " " Surrey With the Fringe on Top"? |
| [13:31.01] | Are you trying to tell me we' re moving to Oklahoma or that you' re gay? |
| [13:38.25] | I don' t think I can get out of this. |
| [13:40.31] | Oh, my God! But you don' t know.. |
| [13:42.82] | it could be like Paris. You can still take a cooking class.. |
| [13:45.82] | at Oral Roberts University. |
| [13:49.36] | All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise? |
| [13:53.33] | No. But they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. |
| [13:59.43] | I' ll get out of it. Thank you. |
| [14:02.80] | What is wrong with Emma? She misunderstood. |
| [14:04.84] | She thought she was moving to Tulsa. |
| [14:11.58] | Ma' am, do you have a minute? |
| [14:14.38] | I kind of have some bad news. I don' t think I can move to Tulsa. |
| [14:19.29] | What? It' s a funny story, actually. |
| [14:24.73] | I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning. |
| [14:28.30] | So when I said I' d move to Tulsa, I didn' t really know what I was saying. |
| [14:32.03] | You fell asleep? |
| [14:33.40] | But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting. |
| [14:36.24] | Isn' t that funny? |
| [14:39.51] | Irony. Not a fan? All right. |
| [14:44.11] | See, here' s the thing. |
| [14:45.65] | I went home and told my wife about Tulsa, and she won' t go. |
| [14:49.28] | See me, I love Tulsa. Tulsa is heaven. Tulsa is ltaly. |
| [14:53.32] | Please don' t make me go there. |
| [14:55.59] | Chandler, I.. I know that you' re upset. |
| [14:58.73] | but I just.. I would really rather just stay here. |
| [15:04.06] | Not here in your office.. |
| [15:06.13] | here at the company.. |
| [15:08.14] | where I' m rapidly feeling unwelcome. |
| [15:12.07] | No, look, Carol. Can I call you Carol? |
| [15:17.21] | Why would I when your name is Elaine? |
| [15:24.79] | What a great picture of your son. Strapping. |
| [15:29.39] | That' s a picture of your daughter, isn' t it? |
| [15:32.66] | Well, she' s lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. |
| [15:39.03] | I' ll call you from Tulsa. |
| [15:45.77] | Hey. So how is it? |
| [15:48.48] | I broke my thumb. Your thumb? |
| [15:54.92] | That' s weird. Are you sure you' re punching right? |
| [15:57.82] | Make a fist. |
| [16:01.16] | Maybe later. |
| [16:03.32] | Ross, I feel terrible. |
| [16:05.23] | You know what, you can go. I just have to fill out some forms. |
| [16:14.44] | You want me to help you with that? |
| [16:16.47] | Why, does it look like I' m having trouble with my misshapen claw? |
| [16:23.71] | Name? |
| [16:27.18] | No, I know Ross. But what' s it short for? |
| [16:30.22] | You know, like Rossell. |
| [16:32.89] | Or Rosstrophor. |
| [16:37.02] | Just Ross. |
| [16:40.19] | It' s pretty. |
| [16:42.90] | Okay, date of birth? You know my birthday. |
| [16:46.40] | Sure. |
| [16:48.90] | May.. tember? |
| [16:53.37] | October 18. Occupation? Dinosaurs. |
| [17:00.11] | Actually, I' m a paleon.. Dinosaurs is fine. |
| [17:06.05] | The drawing is not. |
| [17:12.39] | All right, who do you want as your emergency contact? |
| [17:16.73] | Rachel, I guess. Okay. Relationship? |
| [17:20.20] | Boy, this could take a while. |
| [17:26.27] | Just put roommate. Come on. |
| [17:28.58] | You guys are more than that. You' re gonna get together, right? |
| [17:32.28] | I don' t think that we are. |
| [17:36.38] | But you two are supposed to be together. |
| [17:38.75] | Well, I thought so too. But then she said she' d marry you. |
| [17:42.32] | Come on, Ross, that didn' t mean anything. |
| [17:44.79] | She' d just had the baby. She was freaked out about doing it alone. |
| [17:47.83] | She would have said yes to anybody. Yeah, that' s what she said. |
| [17:52.07] | So? So I don' t want to be just anybody. |
| [17:58.64] | Wow. You know what? |
| [18:00.34] | It' s better this way anyway. |
| [18:04.75] | I don' t know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. |
| [18:07.82] | It' s just much easier if we' re just friends who have a kid. |
| [18:13.69] | Really? Yeah. |
| [18:16.12] | And you' re okay with that? Yes. That' s what we always planned. |
| [18:20.03] | And if you have a plan, you should stick to it. |
| [18:22.76] | That' s why they call them plans. Hello? |
| [18:28.70] | I' m fine. |
| [18:31.34] | Hey, for what it' s worth.. |
| [18:33.27] | with Rachel, I don' t think you' ll ever be just " anybody." |
| [18:38.05] | Hey, there you go. |
| [18:42.52] | " Thanks. |
| [18:49.72] | Oh, my God. How long has she been crying? |
| [18:53.36] | About a week and a half. |
| [18:56.03] | Well, it looks like you guys got it under control, so I' m just gonna go. |
| [19:01.87] | No? Really? Misery really does love company? |
| [19:05.31] | All right. |
| [19:08.38] | Try holding her a different way. Look, I' m doing the best I can. |
| [19:12.18] | Anyone else is welcome to try. All right, I' ll try. Fine. |
| [19:15.52] | Yes. Okay. Okay. Here you go. |
| [19:18.02] | Hey. Oh, gosh. |
| [19:20.89] | Nothing works with this child! |
| [19:24.22] | God, what am I gonna do, you guys? I can' t even comfort my own baby. |
| [19:28.33] | I' m the worst mother ever. No, you' re just new at this. |
| [19:31.20] | You' ll get better. Think about your first day at work. |
| [19:34.60] | That couldn' t have been easy, but you figured that out. |
| [19:37.34] | Yeah, I don' t think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! |
| [19:42.24] | God, just please take her. Okay, I' ll take her. Come on. |
| [19:46.05] | Oh, boy, I have to go to the bathroom. |
| [19:49.15] | I have to go scream into a pillow. |
| [19:55.86] | Bouncy. Bouncy baby. Bouncy baby. |
| [20:00.13] | Oh, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby. |
| [20:05.13] | Oh, baby, baby, baby. |
| [20:10.17] | Have I gone deaf? |
| [20:14.81] | It worked. Oh, baby, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby, baby. |
| [20:20.98] | You must be a fireball in bed! |
| [20:25.32] | I can' t believe it. She' s asleep. I got her to go to sleep. |
| [20:31.29] | I have actual magical powers. |
| [20:35.66] | I can hear traffic and birds. |
| [20:38.33] | I can hear the voices in my head again. |
| [20:42.97] | I' m kidding. |
| [20:47.98] | Oh, my God! You got her to stop crying! |
| [20:52.01] | Yes, I did. I' m Monica, super aunt. |
| [20:56.65] | You are the official babycrier stopper. Yes, I am. |
| [21:01.49] | You' re never leaving the apartment. Say what? |
| [21:05.23] | That' s your new job, day or night. She starts crying, I need you here. |
| [21:09.73] | No, no, no. Thankfully, you don' t need me at all. |
| [21:13.63] | So okay. Hey, super aunt? See you later. |
| [21:17.94] | Rachel? Let' s give it six to eight months. |
| [21:30.45] | Okay, so listen, I' m gonna go lay down. |
| [21:34.05] | What? |
| [21:35.32] | The book says whenever she' s sleeping, I should be sleeping. |
| [21:38.39] | So.. |
| [21:41.70] | Thank you. |
| [21:46.47] | Hey. |
| [21:48.50] | We just got her to go to sleep. So there can' t be any yelling? |
| [21:54.78] | No. |
| [21:59.58] | We' re moving to Tulsa. What? |
| [22:05.85] | I can' t.. I can' t hear. |
| [22:14.53] | Hey. Hey. Where have you been? |
| [22:20.57] | What happened to you? I had a little thing with Joey. |
| [22:24.27] | If you think this is bad, you should see him. |
| [22:28.04] | No, Ross, this is not good. |
| [22:30.54] | We have to talk about this Joey thing. Please sit. |
| [22:38.09] | All right, you have got to get over this Joey thing. |
| [22:42.22] | Okay? I never really wanted to marry Joey, okay? |
| [22:49.16] | Okay. |
| [22:52.10] | You know what I really, really want? |
| [22:56.90] | What, Rach? |
| [23:00.07] | I wanna sleep. |
| [23:03.64] | I wanna eat. I wanna take a shower. |
| [23:09.25] | I mean, before she wakes up, and we gotta do this all over again. |
| [23:13.59] | Right. I mean, because I got news for you. |
| [23:17.02] | Emma: not easy. |
| [23:21.09] | Well, that' s what I' m here for. |
| [23:28.20] | You want me to get that? No, that' s really okay. |
| [23:31.44] | Monica? Got it, got it, got it, got it. |
| [23:45.45] | I' ve been thinking about this. And I gotta tell you, it' s not my fault. |
| [23:49.29] | It' s a natural instinct. What are you talking about? |
| [23:52.13] | Okay, what would you do if I did this? |
| [00:02.33] | nǐ dā yìng yào jià gěi qiáo yī? |
| [00:04.93] | nǐ yào zhī dào wǒ kě shì lèi huài le dāng shí wǒ hěn qíng xù huà |
| [00:08.47] | rèn hé rén qiú hūn, wǒ dōu huì dā yìng de |
| [00:10.34] | jiù xiàng shàng cì nǐ xiàng wǒ qiú hūn yí yàng |
| [00:15.34] | wǒ zhuǎn bù guò lái le |
| [00:17.68] | nǐ cái gāng shēng xià wǒ men de xiǎo hái què dā yìng yào jià gěi tā? |
| [00:22.35] | méi cuò, ér qiě àn zhào xí sú fù qīn yīng gāi yào sòng mǔ qīn yí gè lǐ wù de |
| [00:26.52] | dàn shì wǒ bù dǎ suàn gēn nǐ jì jiào |
| [00:29.79] | suǒ yǐ dāng wǒ guò lái kàn nǐ shì fǒu yuàn yì chóng xīn lái guò |
| [00:33.80] | nǐ yǐ jīng gēn wǒ zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu dìng hūn le? |
| [00:37.37] | |
| [00:38.90] | zhēn de ma? |
| [00:40.77] | wǒ yǐ wéi qián dé cái shì nǐ zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu |
| [00:43.54] | qián dé shì wǒ de lǎo péng you qiáo yī shì wǒ bù! |
| [00:49.54] | hēi, wǒ yào zǒu le jìn lái shuō yī shēng zài jiàn |
| [00:52.38] | ruì qiū dā yìng yào jià gěi nǐ? |
| [00:55.32] | wǒ zǒu cuò fáng jiān le, bù hǎo yì sī |
| [01:00.02] | |
| [01:52.34] | wǒ bù xiǎng tài jī chē, suǒ yǐ wǒ yào shuō nǐ tiāo de biāo yǔ dà bù fèn dōu shì hěn bàng de |
| [01:58.25] | wǒ shì nǚ shēng!" mài wán le dàn shì wǒ kě yǐ chǔ lǐ yī xià de |
| [02:06.45] | wǒ bú shì nán shēng! |
| [02:08.06] | qiáo? zěn yàng? |
| [02:12.79] | zhēn xìng gǎn |
| [02:15.46] | qīn ài de? shén me? |
| [02:19.63] | qīn ài de, nǐ hé bù qù tǎng xià xiū xī ne? méi guān xì |
| [02:21.77] | luó sī gēn ruì qiū hěn kuài jiù yào huí lái le rán hòu wǒ de yào jìn bàn gōng shì |
| [02:29.81] | zhè shì cóng wǒ zuǐ lǐ cháng de ma? |
| [02:33.11] | nǐ wèi shí me zhè yàng lèi ne? wǒ zuó wǎn wú fǎ rù shuì |
| [02:35.88] | wǒ hěn dān xīn jīn tiān de dà xíng bù mén huì yì |
| [02:39.09] | wǒ yuè shì dān xīn yuè shì méi yǒu bàn fǎ rù shuì |
| [02:41.59] | nǐ zhī dào de, wǒ huì xiǎng rú guǒ xiàn zài shuì zháo, wǒ dǐng duō shuì liù xiǎo shí |
| [02:45.66] | dàn shì rú guǒ wǒ xiàn zài shuì zháo wǒ dǐng duō shuì wǔ gè xiǎo shí |
| [02:49.03] | wú lùn wǒ zěn me shì, jiù shì shuì bù zháo |
| [02:51.53] | nǐ zhī dào nǐ yīng gāi zuò shí mǒ ma? |
| [02:53.90] | duì nǐ zì jǐ jiǎng nà gè xiǎo gù shì |
| [02:57.67] | . hāi hēi |
| [02:59.14] | huān yíng huí jiā hāi |
| [03:00.78] | biāo shì shì fēi bǐ zuò de |
| [03:03.14] | nǐ men, zhēn shì tài xiè xiè nǐ men le |
| [03:07.05] | qiáo qiáo dà jiā sòng lái de lǐ wù |
| [03:10.29] | ō, wǒ de tiān a zhè zhèng shì měi gè mǔ qīn suǒ xū yào de |
| [03:13.52] | yí gè jǐ bào zhěng jiān gōng yù de dà xíng hēi xīng xīng wá wa |
| [03:18.13] | zhēn gǎo bu dǒng yǒu xiē rén zài xiǎng? nǐ men dà jiā, wǒ zhēn shì tài xǐ huān le |
| [03:24.87] | hēi, luó sī zài nǎ ne? |
| [03:26.80] | tā zài lóu xià bǎ dōng xī bān chū jì chéng chē |
| [03:29.30] | tā hái zài qì wǒ men liǎng gè ma? qì nǐ duō guò yú wǒ |
| [03:32.07] | tā zǒng bù néng yī zhí gēn wǒ shēng qì wǒ cái gāng shēng xià tā de xiǎo hái yé |
| [03:35.31] | tài bù gōng píng le, wǒ yòu bú huì shēng |
| [03:38.48] | wǒ bù zhī dào tā shàng lái shí nǐ yīng bù yīng gāi zài chǎng |
| [03:40.98] | wǒ yě bù rèn wéi wǒ gāi zài chǎng dàn yǒu rén gēn wǒ shuō luó sī yīng gāi yǐ jīng shì huái le |
| [03:45.25] | hēi, wǒ zěn me huì zhī dào ne? wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng yào mǎi dà zhī yì diǎn de hēi xīng xīng a |
| [03:54.13] | wǒ men zài zhī jiā gē niǔ yuē yǔ lún dūn de yè jī dōu hěn zhā shí |
| [03:57.97] | dàn shì wǒ men xǔ duō fēn gōng sī yǐ jīng chéng bào shuāi tuì |
| [04:08.24] | bō shì dùn shuāi tuì yà tè lán dà shuāi tuì xiū shì dùn shuāi tuì |
| [04:11.08] | wǒ kě yǐ yī zhí niàn xià qù dàn shì wèi liǎo bù yào ràng nǐ men jué de wú qù |
| [04:14.05] | wǒ zhí jiē shuō míng wǒ de sì shí èr diǎn jì huà hǎo le |
| [04:27.56] | huá tè |
| [04:31.17] | tā zhēn shì tài kě ài le |
| [04:33.70] | wǒ zhēn xiǎng yǎo xià tā de ěr duǒ dàng chéng táng guǒ yí yàng xī |
| [04:39.41] | fēi bǐ |
| [04:40.98] | dàn shì wǒ kě yǐ bǎ zhèi xiē xiǎo jiǎo fàng dào miàn bǐng lǐ miàn |
| [04:46.18] | hǎo le, wǒ bǎ dà bù fèn de dōng xī dōu fàng hǎo le ō, tài hǎo le, nǎi zuǐ ne? |
| [04:49.78] | zài guì chú lǐ dǎ gé wéi dōu? |
| [04:53.05] | máo jīn chú lǐ niào bù? |
| [04:56.06] | zài yī yuàn |
| [04:59.19] | wa, nǐ men yǒu jiàn yī yuàn? zhēn kù bù, wǒ bǎ niào bù wàng zài yī yuàn le |
| [05:04.27] | zài dài zi lǐ miàn hái yǒu yī xiē dàn shì wǒ xiàn zài jiù chū qù duō mǎi yī xiē |
| [05:07.20] | hǎo de, xiè xiè |
| [05:08.60] | jīng guò kā fēi wū shí kě yǐ bāng wǒ mǎi gè sōng bǐng ma? |
| [05:11.07] | dāng rán, shén me kǒu wèi de? ràng wǒ xiǎng xiǎng |
| [05:14.61] | wǒ yào shén me kǒu wèi ne? |
| [05:17.55] | wǒ yào shén me kǒu wèi ne? |
| [05:20.32] | qǐng nǐ màn màn xiǎng zhè shì fēi cháng zhòng yào de jué dìng, bù xiàng shì |
| [05:23.42] | jué dìng yào jià gěi shuí nà yàng jiǎn dān zhè shì sōng bǐng ō |
| [05:30.93] | lán méi de hǎo ba, lán méi |
| [05:33.03] | xiè xiè nǐ |
| [05:36.16] | wa, tā hái zài jì hèn, duì ba? |
| [05:38.33] | tiān a, nǐ jué de zhè huì chí xù duō jiǔ ne? |
| [05:40.84] | wǒ bù zhī dào, tā dǎo shì duì" zàn shí fēn shǒu yī xià" nà jiàn shì, shì huái de tǐng kuài de |
| [05:46.07] | nǐ men zhī dào ma? wǒ xiàn zài wú fǎ qù dān xīn nà jiàn shì |
| [05:48.64] | yīn wèi wǒ yǒu le zhè gè kě ài de xiǎo bǎo bèi |
| [05:53.15] | wǒ wú fǎ xiāng xìn wǒ shì zhè yàng de ài tā wǒ shì shuō, wǒ tài ài tā le |
| [05:57.42] | jiù xiàng xiàn zài, wǒ hǎo xiǎng tā wǒ zhēn de hǎo xiǎng tā |
| [06:00.82] | nǐ zhī dào ma? tā jiù zài zhè lǐ |
| [06:04.86] | wǒ zhī dào, dàn shì tā zài shuì jiào |
| [06:07.96] | rú guǒ tā xǐng zhe, wǒ jiù kě yǐ kàn tā niǔ lái niǔ qù de |
| [06:12.07] | ō, tiān a, kàn dào tā dǎ hā qian méi? |
| [06:14.00] | zhēn shì tài kě ài le zhēn de shì |
| [06:18.07] | nǐ men jué de tā shén me shí hòu huì xǐng lái? |
| [06:20.07] | tā gào sù wǒ, rú guǒ tā shí yì diǎn hái méi xǐng yào wǒ dǎ diàn huà gěi tā |
| [06:22.71] | tā yǒu gè miàn shì yào qù |
| [06:29.25] | hǎo de, dàn shì dāng tā dǎ hā qian shí wū yún dōu xiāo sàn le |
| [06:34.39] | tiān a, qiáo tā shuì zháo de yàng zi wǒ hǎo ài tā |
| [06:38.99] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ yào bǎ tā chǎo xǐng ruì qiū, bú yào |
| [06:41.16] | nǐ yǒng yuǎn dōu bù yīng gāi chǎo xǐng shú shuì de yīng ér |
| [06:44.30] | wǒ kě yǐ gāo xìng zěn yàng zuò jiù zěn yàng zuò tā shì wǒ shēng de |
| [06:48.24] | lái ba, xiǎo nǚ hái shì de, hā luō, ài mà, hā luō, hāi |
| [06:58.01] | wǒ yīng gāi shuō wǒ zǎo jiù gào sù guò nǐ le dàn shì tā yǐ jīng bāng wǒ shuō le |
| [07:02.85] | wǒ hěn bào qiàn, mā mī hěn bào qiàn zài shuì ba |
| [07:06.15] | zài shuì jiào ba |
| [07:08.72] | zhè zhēn shì lìng rén xīn téng, bú shì ma? méi cuò |
| [07:13.39] | nǐ rèn wéi wǒ men hái yào dāi duō jiǔ? |
| [07:18.07] | hǎo le, rú guǒ měi ge rén dōu gè jiù gè wèi nà jiù gǎo dìng le |
| [07:20.64] | qián dé? |
| [07:28.94] | qián dé? zěn yàng |
| [07:30.28] | nǐ yào jiù wèi le ma? |
| [07:33.41] | shì de |
| [07:35.78] | nà me wèn tí jiù jiě jué le qián dé huì fù zé wǒ men zài tǔ ěr shā de bàn gōng shì |
| [07:39.45] | nǐ huì xǐ huān ào kè lā hé mǎ de |
| [07:45.69] | hǎo le, wǒ men yǐ jīng wèi guò tā le huàn guò niào bù bāng tā dǎ gé le |
| [07:49.63] | shì shì kàn zhè gè huí qù tīng tīng fēi bǐ de huà ba |
| [07:55.87] | hǎo le, shì shì kàn zhè gè shén me? |
| [07:57.81] | zhè lǐ shuō shì zhe bǎ yīng ér bào qǐ, tiē jìn shēn tǐ |
| [08:00.37] | rán hòu kuài sù de zuǒ yòu yáo |
| [08:04.05] | hǎo de |
| [08:14.19] | tài yǒu xiào le! |
| [08:17.66] | bù, zhǐ shì ràng tā tǔ le yì diǎn nǎi |
| [08:22.33] | mó nī kǎ, wǒ yīng gāi zěn me bàn ne? |
| [08:23.87] | yǐ jīng hǎo jǐ gè xiǎo shí le tā jiù shì kū gè bù tíng |
| [08:28.67] | tā, ruì qiū, bú shì tā, shì tā shì ō, wǒ kě bù tài què dìng le |
| [08:34.18] | ō, wǒ de tiān a, wǒ kuài fēng le shì a, shuō de méi cuò |
| [08:37.38] | zhè zhèng hǎo zhèng míng gēn luó sī chán mián jué duì méi yǒu hǎo shì huì fā shēng |
| [08:46.15] | hēi, ā gān, wǒ yào wài dài jǐ gè lán méi sōng bǐng |
| [08:50.53] | . niào bù, shì ba? shì de |
| [08:52.73] | wǒ cāi ruì qiū shēng xià nǐ de xiǎo hái le |
| [08:55.36] | . shì a, nǐ néng xiāng xìn ma? bù néng |
| [08:59.23] | shǒu xiān wǒ jiù bù néng xiāng xìn tā jìng rán huì gēn nǐ shàng chuáng |
| [09:05.41] | nǐ shì shuō, xiàng shì |
| [09:15.05] | hēi |
| [09:18.79] | wǒ zhī dào nǐ shēng wǒ de qì dàn shì wǒ men bì xū tán yī tán |
| [09:21.82] | shì shí shàng wǒ men bù xū yào |
| [09:25.06] | suí biàn, dàn shì wǒ yào shuō jì shù shàng ér yán, wǒ bìng méi yǒu zuò cuò shén me |
| [09:30.57] | shén me? nǐ bìng méi yǒu zuò cuò shén me? |
| [09:33.90] | wǒ shuō shì jì shù shàng ér yán hǎo de |
| [09:37.74] | wǒ men zàn shí bù guǎn nǐ" bù xiǎo xīn" |
| [09:40.21] | jiǎn qǐ wǒ zǔ mǔ de jiè zhǐ, rán hòu yòu " bù xiǎo xīn" gēn ruì qiū qiú hūn |
| [09:44.95] | wǒ kě yǐ xiān dǎ duàn nǐ yī xià ma? |
| [09:47.08] | dāng yǒu rén zuò zhè gè dòng zuò shí |
| [09:48.65] | wǒ zhēn de bù zhī dào shì shén me yì sī |
| [09:56.79] | nǐ gāng gāng shuō shí mǒ? |
| [09:58.26] | wǒ hái kě yǐ liàng jiě nǐ méi yǒu gēn ruì qiū jiě shì |
| [10:02.13] | dàn shì wèi shí me nǐ méi yǒu gào sù wǒ ne? nǐ yǒu yī zhěng tiān kě yǐ shuō, nǐ què méi yǒu |
| [10:06.37] | wǒ zhī dào, wǒ yīng gāi shuō" wǒ hěn bào qiàn" |
| [10:15.98] | nǐ yòng cuò dì fāng le, qiáo yī |
| [10:19.15] | wǒ hěn bào qiàn" |
| [10:24.29] | wǒ yào zǒu le bù, bié zhè yàng |
| [10:25.82] | luó sī, wǒ men bì xū yào fàng xià zhè jiàn shì bǎ dài zi gěi wǒ |
| [10:28.16] | bù, wǒ bù zhī dào hái néng zěn yàng wǒ yǐ jīng dào qiàn le, xiàn zài |
| [10:31.53] | xiàn zài nǐ yīng gāi duì wǒ hǒu jiào zhòu mà huò shì dǎ wǒ |
| [10:34.70] | wǒ bú huì dǎ nǐ de nǐ huì bǐ jiào hǎo guò, wǒ yě huì bǐ jiào hǎo guò |
| [10:37.97] | nǐ zhī dào, nǐ xiǎng dǎ wǒ wǒ cóng nǐ yǎn zhōng kàn de chū lái |
| [10:41.84] | wǒ bù xiǎng yǒu yì diǎn |
| [10:43.27] | bù xiǎng yǒu yì diǎn |
| [10:46.31] | bù xiǎng duō yì diǎn le |
| [10:48.68] | bǎ nà gè dài zi gěi wǒ, bǎ dài zi gěi wǒ bù, dǎ wǒ, dǎ wǒ |
| [10:51.48] | gěi wǒ dài zi, gěi wǒ dài zi dǎ wǒ |
| [10:53.78] | bù dǎ wǒ, dǎ wǒ, dǎ wǒ! |
| [11:08.10] | nǐ shǎn kāi le! wǒ hěn bào qiàn! zhè shì fǎn shè dòng zuò! |
| [11:11.67] | ō, tiān a! zhēn de hǎo tòng! wǒ bù dé bù shǎn nǎ! |
| [11:15.27] | dāng yǒu quán tou yào dǎ shàng nǐ de liǎn nǐ huì shǎn a, qiáo |
| [11:21.24] | nǐ shì zěn me gǎo de? |
| [11:23.98] | nǐ yīng gāi yào shǎn de! wèi shí me méi shǎn ne? |
| [11:26.25] | wǒ men qù yī yuàn de lù shàng zài tán |
| [11:28.42] | hǎo, shì a, huò xǔ dāng wǒ men guò qù de shí hòu tā men kě yǐ jiǎn chá yī xià nǐ de fǎn shè shén jīng |
| [11:47.77] | zài wèi tā kàn kàn wǒ yǐ jīng wèi guò le |
| [11:50.94] | wǒ zhī dào, suǒ yǐ wǒ shuō" zài" |
| [11:54.78] | nǐ men, wǒ men bù kě yǐ wō li fǎn, hǎo ma? |
| [11:57.21] | zhè zhèng shì tā xiǎng yào de |
| [12:00.21] | hāi hēi |
| [12:02.32] | wǒ gào sù guò nǐ bié ràng tā kàn qīn qíng guān xì |
| [12:06.19] | wǒ men kě yǐ dào wài miàn tán tán ma? dài zài zhè lǐ |
| [12:08.96] | wǒ yào qù jiǎn chá tā de niào bù fēi bǐ, nǐ yào bú yào yì qǐ lái ne? |
| [12:11.53] | zhè shì yǔ wǒ yě yǒu guān |
| [12:16.66] | shì shí shàng, zhè shì fū qī liǎng rén zhī jiān de shì |
| [12:19.20] | wǒ jiù zhī dào wǒ yīng gāi jià gěi qián dé de |
| [12:23.40] | hǎo le, zěn me huí shì ne? hǎo de |
| [12:26.31] | wǒ men céng jīng tǎo lùn guò rú guǒ néng bān dào bā lí zhù yī nián yí dìng huì hěn bàng |
| [12:29.24] | nǐ kě yǐ xué xí fǎ shì pēng rèn wǒ kě yǐ xiě zuò |
| [12:32.08] | wǒ men kě yǐ zài sāi nà hé pàn yě cān qù bō ěr duō pǐn jiǔ |
| [12:36.55] | shì a hěn hǎo |
| [12:38.85] | nǐ zhī dào yǒu xiē rén shuō tǔ ěr shā |
| [12:43.86] | jiù xiàng shì ào kè lā hé mǎ zhōu de bā lí ma? |
| [12:48.56] | shén me? shì shuí shuō de? |
| [12:51.13] | nèi xiē cóng méi qù guò bā lí de rén shuō de |
| [12:54.54] | dào dǐ shì zěn me huí shì? wǒ men yào bān qù tǔ ěr shā le |
| [13:01.44] | nǐ shuō shí mǒ? hǎo ba |
| [13:03.94] | wǒ lǎo bǎn de shàng sī, mài kěn nà xiǎo jiě |
| [13:06.91] | wǒ xiǎng nǐ yīng gāi jiàn guò tā wǒ bù zài hu, kuài shuō tǔ ěr shā shì zěn me huí shì |
| [13:10.15] | tā yào wǒ bān dào tǔ ěr shā qù dāng nà biān fēn gōng sī de zǒng jīng lǐ |
| [13:13.92] | wǒ dāng shí zhèng zài dǎ kē shuì, rán hòu xiǎn rán wǒ shì dā yìng tā le |
| [13:17.36] | ào kè lā hé mǎ zhōu de tǔ ěr shā? zǎo dào zhě zhī zhōu |
| [13:22.43] | bù guǎn nà shi shén me dōng dōng |
| [13:24.60] | qián dé, wǒ lián gē wǔ jù ào kè lā hé mǎ dōu bù xiǎng kàn |
| [13:27.97] | " ō, měi miào de zǎo chén" " zuò zài mǎ chē shàng tou" ào jù nèi róng |
| [13:31.01] | nǐ shì zài shuō wǒ men yào bān qù ào kè lā hé mǎ hái shì shuō nǐ shì tóng xìng liàn? |
| [13:38.25] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ kě néng duǒ bù diào le |
| [13:40.31] | ō, tiān a! dàn shì nǐ bù zhī dào |
| [13:42.82] | tǔ ěr shā kě néng huì xiàng bā lí yí yàng nǐ hái shì kě yǐ zài dāng dì de dà xué |
| [13:45.82] | shàng pēng rèn kè |
| [13:49.36] | hǎo ba, zhèi xiē dōu méi guān xì dàn zhì shǎo tā men yǒu bāng nǐ jiā xīn ba? |
| [13:53.33] | méi yǒu, dàn shì tā men huì bāng wǒ men zū yī tái fú tè xiǎo chē |
| [13:59.43] | wǒ huì shì zhe tuō shēn xiè xiè |
| [14:02.80] | ài mà shì zěn me le? tā wù huì le |
| [14:04.84] | tā yǐ wéi shì tā yào bān dào tǔ ěr shā |
| [14:11.58] | qǐng wèn nín xiàn zài yǒu kòng ma? |
| [14:14.38] | wǒ yǒu xiē huài xiāo xī wǒ xiǎng wǒ bù néng qù tǔ ěr shā le |
| [14:19.29] | shén me? shì shí shàng zhè shì jiàn hěn hǎo xiào de shì |
| [14:24.73] | wǒ zài jīn tiān zǎo shàng de huì yì shàng shuì zháo le |
| [14:28.30] | suǒ yǐ dāng wǒ shuō wǒ kě yǐ bān dào tǔ ěr shā shí wǒ gēn běn bù zhī dào wǒ zài shuō shí mǒ |
| [14:32.03] | nǐ shuì zháo le? |
| [14:33.40] | dàn nà shi yīn wèi wǒ zhěng wǎn wèi huì yì dān xīn ér shī mián |
| [14:36.24] | shì bú shì hěn hǎo xiào ne? |
| [14:39.51] | hěn fěng cì, bù hǎo xiào? hǎo ba |
| [14:44.11] | hǎo ba, shì qíng shì zhè yàng de |
| [14:45.65] | wǒ huí jiā gào sù wǒ lǎo pó tǔ ěr shā de shì dàn shì tā bù xiǎng qù |
| [14:49.28] | zhì yú wǒ, wǒ ài sǐ tǔ ěr shā le tǔ ěr shā shì tiān táng, tǔ ěr shā shì yì dà lì |
| [14:53.32] | bài tuō bié bī wǒ bān qù nà lǐ |
| [14:55.59] | . qián dé, wǒ wǒ zhī dào nǐ hěn bù gāo xìng |
| [14:58.73] | dàn shì wǒ zhǐ shì wǒ zhēn de nìng kě liú zài zhè lǐ |
| [15:04.06] | bú shì shuō zài nǐ de bàn gōng shì zhè lǐ |
| [15:06.13] | ér shì zài zhè lǐ de zhè jiān gōng sī |
| [15:08.14] | wǒ zài zhè lǐ chāo yǒu guī shǔ gǎn de |
| [15:12.07] | tīng zhe, kǎi luó wǒ kě yǐ jiào nǐ kǎi luó ma? |
| [15:17.21] | wǒ zhēn bù yīng gāi yīn wèi nǐ de míng zì shì yī lián |
| [15:24.79] | nǐ ér zi pāi dé zhēn bàng, xióng zhuàng wēi wǔ |
| [15:29.39] | shì nǐ nǚ ér de zhào piān, duì ba? |
| [15:32.66] | tā zhēn shì tián měi wǒ xǐ huān yǒu jiān yì xià bā de nǚ hái |
| [15:39.03] | wǒ huì cóng tǔ ěr shā dǎ diàn huà gěi nǐ de |
| [15:45.77] | hēi, zěn yàng ne? |
| [15:48.48] | wǒ de mǔ zhǐ duàn le nǐ de mǔ zhǐ? |
| [15:54.92] | zhēn shì qí guài, nǐ què dìng nǐ chū quán de fāng shì shì zhèng què de ma? |
| [15:57.82] | wò quán |
| [16:01.16] | huò xǔ děng yī xià hǎo le |
| [16:03.32] | luó sī, wǒ jué de hěn zāo gāo |
| [16:05.23] | nǐ kě yǐ zǒu le wǒ zhǐ yào tián yī xiē biǎo gé jiù kě yǐ le |
| [16:14.44] | xū yào wǒ bāng máng ma? |
| [16:16.47] | wèi shí me? wǒ kàn qǐ lái xiàng shì méi bàn fǎ shǐ yòng wǒ de jī xíng zhuǎ zǐ ma? |
| [16:23.71] | xìng míng? |
| [16:27.18] | wǒ zhī dào luó sī dàn shì nà shi shén me de jiǎn chēng ne? |
| [16:30.22] | nǐ zhī dào de, xiàng shì luó sù |
| [16:32.89] | huò shì luó sī duō fú |
| [16:37.02] | jiù shì luó sī |
| [16:40.19] | hǎo míng zì |
| [16:42.90] | hǎo le, shēng rì ne? nǐ zhī dào wǒ shēng rì de |
| [16:46.40] | dāng rán |
| [16:48.90] | wǔ jiǔ yuè? |
| [16:53.37] | shí yuè shí bā rì zhí yè? kǒng lóng |
| [17:00.11] | shì shí shàng wǒ shì gǔ shēng wù kǒng lóng yě kě yǐ la |
| [17:06.05] | tú huà de bìng bú shì |
| [17:12.39] | hǎo le, jǐn jí lián luò rén shì shuí ne? |
| [17:16.73] | ruì qiū, wǒ xiǎng yīng gāi shì ba hǎo de, guān xì ne? |
| [17:20.20] | tiān a, zhè kě néng yào huā shàng yì diǎn shí jiān |
| [17:26.27] | xiě shì yǒu shǎo lái le |
| [17:28.58] | nǐ men bǐ shì yǒu hái gèng jìn yī bù nǐ men yào zài yì qǐ le, bú shì ma? |
| [17:32.28] | wǒ bù rèn wéi wǒ men yǒu yào zài yì qǐ |
| [17:36.38] | dàn shì nǐ men yīng gāi yào zài yì qǐ de |
| [17:38.75] | wǒ yě zhè yàng xiǎng guò dàn shì tā què dā yìng yào jià gěi nǐ |
| [17:42.32] | bié zhè yàng, luó sī nà gēn běn méi yǒu shén me |
| [17:44.79] | tā cái gāng shēng chǎn wán xià huài le yào dú zì káng qǐ yī qiè |
| [17:47.83] | rèn hé rén qiú hūn, tā dōu huì dā yìng de shì a, tā yě shì zhè yàng shuō |
| [17:52.07] | suǒ yǐ ne? suǒ yǐ wǒ bù xiǎng yào dāng rèn hé rén |
| [17:58.64] | wa nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [18:00.34] | fǎn zhèng zhè yàng yě bǐ jiào hǎo |
| [18:04.75] | wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ zài xiǎng shén me zài huí dào zhī qián de guān xì |
| [18:07.82] | rú guǒ wǒ men chún cuì zuò péng yǒu, zhǐ shì yǒu gè xiǎo hái nà shì qíng jiù huì jiǎn dān duō le |
| [18:13.69] | zhēn de ma? shì a |
| [18:16.12] | nǐ zhè yàng méi guān xì ma? shì a, zhè běn lái jiù shì wǒ men de jì huà |
| [18:20.03] | rú guǒ nǐ yǒu jì huà, nǐ jiù yīng gāi zhào jì huà zhí xíng |
| [18:22.76] | zhè jiù shì jì huà de yì yì, bú shì ma? |
| [18:28.70] | wǒ méi shì de |
| [18:31.34] | hēi, guān yú ruì qiū |
| [18:33.27] | wǒ bù rèn wéi nǐ huì zhǐ shì" rèn hé rén" ér yǐ |
| [18:38.05] | hēi, nǐ zuò duì le |
| [18:42.52] | " " xiè xiè" |
| [18:49.72] | ō, tiān a, tā kū duō jiǔ le? |
| [18:53.36] | dà yuē yí gè bàn xīng qī |
| [18:56.03] | kàn qǐ lái nǐ men dōu yǐ jīng chǔ lǐ hǎo le suǒ yǐ wǒ xiān huí qù le |
| [19:01.87] | bù hǎo ma? zhēn de? yí dìng yào yǒu rén gòng xiǎng bēi cǎn mìng yùn ma? |
| [19:05.31] | hǎo ba |
| [19:08.38] | shì zhe yòng lìng yī zhǒng fāng shì bào tā wǒ yǐ jīng jìn lì ér wéi le |
| [19:12.18] | rèn hé rén dōu huān yíng lái shì shì kàn hǎo ba, wǒ lái shì shì kàn |
| [19:15.52] | hǎo le, hǎo de, hǎo de bào qù ba |
| [19:18.02] | hēi, ō, tiān a |
| [19:20.89] | zhè xiǎo hái shén me dōu méi yòng! |
| [19:24.22] | tiān a, wǒ gāi zěn me bàn ne? wǒ gēn běn zhào gù bù liǎo wǒ zì jǐ de hái zi |
| [19:28.33] | wǒ shì shǐ shàng zuì zāo de mǔ qīn bù, nǐ zhǐ bù guò shì bù shú xī bà le |
| [19:31.20] | nǐ huì kè fú de xiǎng xiǎng nǐ dì yì tiān shàng bān de shí hòu |
| [19:34.60] | nà yě bú shì hěn jiǎn dān de shì dàn nǐ yě bǎi píng le a |
| [19:37.34] | shì a, wǒ bù rèn wéi chuān dé là yì diǎn duì xiàn zài de qíng kuàng huì yǒu bāng zhù! |
| [19:42.24] | tiān a, qǐng bāng wǒ bào yī xià hǎo, wǒ lái bào, lái ba |
| [19:46.05] | ō, tiān a, wǒ yào qù shàng yī xià cè suǒ |
| [19:49.15] | wǒ yào qù zhěn tou duī lǐ hǒu yī hǒu |
| [19:55.86] | huó pō, huó pō de bǎo bèi, huó pō de bǎo bèi |
| [20:00.13] | ō, bǎo bèi, bǎo bèi, ō, bǎo bèi, bǎo bèi |
| [20:05.13] | ō, bǎo bèi, bǎo bèi, bǎo bèi |
| [20:10.17] | wǒ lóng le ma? |
| [20:14.81] | yǒu xiào le, ō, bǎo bèi, bǎo bèi, bǎo bèi ō, bǎo bèi, bǎo bèi, bǎo bèi |
| [20:20.98] | nǐ zài chuáng shàng yí dìng xiàng gè huǒ qiú! |
| [20:25.32] | wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn, tā shuì zháo le wǒ ràng tā shuì zháo le |
| [20:31.29] | wǒ zhēn de yǒu shén qí de mó lì |
| [20:35.66] | wǒ kě yǐ tīng dào qì chē gēn niǎo jiào shēng |
| [20:38.33] | wǒ yòu zài dù tīng dào wǒ nǎo hǎi zhōng de shēng yīn le |
| [20:42.97] | kāi wán xiào de |
| [20:47.98] | ō, wǒ de tiān! nǐ ràng tā bù zài kū le! |
| [20:52.01] | shì de, wǒ bàn dào le wǒ shì chāo jí gū gū mó nī kǎ |
| [20:56.65] | nǐ shì zhèng shì de yīng ér zhǐ kū zhuān jiā shì a, wǒ zhèng shì |
| [21:01.49] | nǐ yǒng yuǎn dōu bù néng lí kāi zhè jiān gōng yù le shén me? |
| [21:05.23] | zhè shì nǐ de xīn gōng zuò, rì yè jiān gù zhǐ yào tā yī kū, wǒ jiù xū yào nǐ zài zhè lǐ |
| [21:09.73] | bù, bù, bù hěn qìng xìng, nǐ yì diǎn dōu bù xū yào wǒ |
| [21:13.63] | nà me, hēi, chāo jí gū gū xià cì jiàn luō |
| [21:17.94] | ruì qiū, wǒ men shì shì kàn liù dào bā gè yuè |
| [21:30.45] | hǎo de, tīng zhe, wǒ yào qù shuì yī xià |
| [21:34.05] | shén me? |
| [21:35.32] | shū shàng shuō zhǐ yào tā yī shuì wǒ yě yīng gāi yào shuì |
| [21:38.39] | suǒ yǐ |
| [21:41.70] | xiè xiè nǐ |
| [21:46.47] | hēi |
| [21:48.50] | wǒ men cái gāng ràng tā shuì zháo suǒ yǐ xiàn zài bù néng dà shēng hǒu jiào luō? |
| [21:54.78] | méi cuò |
| [21:59.58] | wǒ men yào bān qù tǔ ěr shā le shén me? |
| [22:05.85] | wǒ wǒ tīng bu dào |
| [22:14.53] | hēi hēi, nǐ qù nǎ le? |
| [22:20.57] | fā shēng shén me shì le? wǒ gēn qiáo yī dǎ le qǐ lái |
| [22:24.27] | rú guǒ nǐ rèn wéi zhè hěn zāo gāo nǐ yīng gāi kàn kàn qiáo yī |
| [22:28.04] | bù, luó sī, zhè zhēn de hěn zāo |
| [22:30.54] | wǒ men bì xū tán tán qiáo yī zhè jiàn shì, qǐng zuò xià |
| [22:38.09] | hǎo le, nǐ bì xū fàng xià qiáo yī zhè jiàn shì |
| [22:42.22] | hǎo ma? wǒ cóng wèi zhēn de xiǎng yào jià gěi qiáo yī, hǎo ma? |
| [22:49.16] | hǎo de |
| [22:52.10] | nǐ zhī dào wǒ zhēn de hěn xiǎng hěn xiǎng yào shén me ma? |
| [22:56.90] | shén me? |
| [23:00.07] | wǒ xiǎng yào shuì jiào |
| [23:03.64] | wǒ xiǎng yào chī dōng xī, wǒ xiǎng yào xǐ zǎo |
| [23:09.25] | wǒ shì shuō, tā xǐng lái yǐ hòu wǒ men yòu yǒu de máng le |
| [23:13.59] | méi cuò yīn wèi wǒ bì xū gào sù nǐ |
| [23:17.02] | ài mà, yì diǎn dōu bù hǎo dài |
| [23:21.09] | nà zhèng shì wǒ zài zhè lǐ de yòng yì |
| [23:28.20] | nǐ yào wǒ qù ma? bù, zhēn de méi guān xì |
| [23:31.44] | mó nī kǎ? lái le, lái le, lái le |
| [23:45.45] | wǒ yī zhí zài xiǎng ér qiě wǒ yào gào sù nǐ, zhè bú shì wǒ de cuò |
| [23:49.29] | nà shi zì rán de běn néng nǐ men zài shuō shí mǒ? |
| [23:52.13] | hǎo ba, rú guǒ wǒ zhè yàng nǐ huì zěn me zuò? |