| [00:01.56] |
Hey, Ross. hēi, luó sī |
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I' m so glad someone' s here. Could you zip me up? zhēn gāo xìng yǒu rén zài zhè lǐ nǐ kě yǐ bāng wǒ bǎ lā liàn lā qǐ lái ma? |
| [00:09.27] |
Sure. Thank you. dāng rán kě yǐ xiè xiè |
| [00:10.87] |
Can you believe no one between my apartment and here.. nǐ xiāng xìn cóng wǒ jiā dào zhè lǐ de lù shàng |
| [00:13.68] |
offered to do that for me? jìng rán méi yǒu rén yuàn yì bāng wǒ lā lā liàn ma? |
| [00:16.01] |
People. zhēn shi de |
| [00:18.41] |
So why are you so dressed up? nǐ chuān zhè me piào liàng zuò shí mǒ ne? |
| [00:21.58] |
Mike' s picking me up for a date. mài kè yào lái jiē wǒ qù yuē huì |
| [00:23.95] |
How' s that going? Is it getting serious? jiāo wǎng dé rú hé ne? shì bú shì yuè lái yuè rèn zhēn le? |
| [00:27.09] |
I don' t know. I don' t know. I mean, I like him. wǒ bù zhī dào, wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ shì mán xǐ huān tā de |
| [00:30.73] |
But am I ready to take my Grade A loins off the meat market? dàn shì wǒ hái méi yǒu zhǔn bèi hǎo yào tuì chū jiāng hú |
| [00:34.23] |
I' m not quite sure. wǒ bù tài què dìng |
| [00:37.90] |
You know, I really admire your whole dating attitude. wǒ zhēn de hěn xīn shǎng nǐ de yuē huì tài dù |
| [00:42.07] |
It' s so healthy. I' m always like, " Is this moving too fast? zhēn shì hěn jiàn kāng de tài dù wǒ zǒng shì zài xiǎng huì bú huì jìn zhǎn tài kuài le? |
| [00:45.37] |
Is this moving too slow? Where' s this going?" huì bú huì jìn zhǎn tài màn le? zhè jiāng zěn me fā zhǎn ne? |
| [00:48.11] |
I know. You are a bit of a drama queen. wǒ zhī dào nǐ jiù xiàng shì gè xì jù nǚ wáng |
| [00:51.88] |
You' re so much better off. You just go from guy to guy having fun.. nǐ zhēn shì tài lì hài le nán péng yǒu yí gè jiē zhe yí gè xiǎng shòu lè qù... |
| [00:56.32] |
and not worrying that it never turns into anything serious. wán quán bù dān xīn méi yǒu jié jú |
| [01:00.79] |
I wouldn' t say " never." wǒ bù gǎn shuō" wán quán bù" |
| [01:03.19] |
You know, there is that guy. yǒu yī cì yǒu gè nán de |
| [01:06.23] |
Okay, well, what about..? hǎo de, něi gè? |
| [01:08.86] |
Okay, there' s gotta be someone. zǒng gāi yǒu gè rén ba |
| [01:11.60] |
There isn' t! That' s what I' m saying. Oh, my God, you' re right! gēn běn jiù méi yǒu! wǒ jiù shuō ba ō, tiān a, nǐ shuō de méi cuò! |
| [01:16.50] |
I know. And yet, here you are, all ready for the next date. wǒ zhī dào, yī duàn liàn qíng cái gāng jié shù mǎ shàng yòu kě yǐ gēn qí tā rén yuē huì |
| [01:21.48] |
I can' t believe I never realized this before. zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn wǒ zhī qián dōu méi yǒu zhù yì dào zhè diǎn |
| [01:24.55] |
I' m in my 30s, and I' ve never been in a longterm relationship. wǒ yǐ jīng sān shí jǐ suì le cóng lái méi yǒu ài qíng cháng pǎo guò |
| [01:28.98] |
Oh, my God, what' s wrong with me? ō, tiān a, wǒ shì yǒu shén me máo bìng? |
| [01:35.69] |
There' s nothing wrong with you. nǐ méi yǒu shén me máo bìng |
| [01:37.63] |
I mean, you don' t strike me as the type of person that wants to get married. wǒ shì shuō, nǐ bù xiàng nà zhǒng kàn qǐ lái huì xiǎng jié hūn de rén |
| [01:43.13] |
I want to get married! wǒ xiǎng jié hūn! |
| [01:45.67] |
No, please.. Please don' t cry because of me. bié zhè yàng, bài tuō bié yīn wèi wǒ ér kū |
| [01:48.27] |
I don' t know what I' m talking about, okay? I' ve been divorced three times. wǒ gēn běn bù zhī dào wǒ zài shuō shí mǒ wǒ lí hūn sān cì le |
| [01:53.31] |
At least you' ve been married. zhì shǎo nǐ jié guò hūn |
| [01:55.14] |
Oh, my God! I want to trade lives with Ross?! ō, wǒ de tiān a! wǒ jìng rán xiàn mù qǐ luó sī le? |
| [02:01.55] |
Phoebe. fēi bǐ |
| [02:03.82] |
What' s wrong? Nothing. I' m excited about our date. zěn me le? méi shì, yào gēn nǐ yuē huì tài xīng fèn le |
| [02:08.22] |
Mike, this is Ross Geller. Ross, this is Mike.. mài kè, zhè wèi shì luó sī gài lēi luó sī, zhè wèi shì mài kè |
| [02:14.90] |
Sorry, I didn' t catch that. Mike Hanigan. duì bù qǐ, wǒ méi yǒu tīng qīng chǔ mài kè hàn ní gēn |
| [02:17.23] |
Ross Geller. Hey. luó sī gài lēi hēi |
| [02:19.40] |
So are you sure you' re ready to go? nǐ què dìng zhǔn bèi hǎo le ma? |
| [02:23.37] |
How do I look? wǒ kàn qǐ lái zěn yàng? |
| [02:26.81] |
Do you have a compact in your purse? No. nǐ pí bāo lǐ yǒu xiǎo jìng zi ma? méi yǒu |
| [02:30.41] |
You look great. nǐ kàn qǐ lái bàng tòu le |
| [02:34.15] |
The One With The Sharks běn jí bō chū: shā yú |
| [03:23.26] |
Hey, Joey. This girl won' t turn around. hēi, qiáo yī nà gè nǚ de jiù shì bù zhuǎn guò lái |
| [03:26.27] |
I can' t tell if she' s hot or not. What do you think? wǒ wú fǎ pàn duàn tā shì bú shì hěn là nǐ jué de ne? |
| [03:29.97] |
Joey, I am not going to objectify women with you. qiáo yī, wǒ bú huì gēn nǐ yì qǐ bǎ nǚ xìng wù huà de |
| [03:34.34] |
But if her face is as nice as her ass.. dàn shì rú guǒ tā de liǎn gēn tā de pì gǔ yí yàng bàng de huà |
| [03:36.78] |
Mama! All right. Thanks. mā mā mī a! hǎo de, xiè xiè |
| [03:39.15] |
Have you talked to Chandler? He has to stay in Tulsa this weekend. nǐ yǒu gēn qián dé jiǎng diàn huà le ma? tā zhè zhōu mò yào liú zài tǔ ěr shā |
| [03:42.95] |
How come? I don' t know. He has to work. wèi shí me? wǒ bù zhī dào, yǒu gōng zuò yào zuò |
| [03:45.52] |
There' s some big rush on the.. yào gǎn nà gè |
| [03:51.49] |
Damn it. I' m gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job. tǎo yàn! wǒ yīng gāi yào kāi shǐ rèn zhēn tīng tā jiǎng gōng zuò de shì le |
| [03:56.86] |
Why don' t you fly out there and surprise him? nǐ hé bù fēi guò qù gěi tā gè jīng xǐ ne? |
| [03:59.07] |
I' d love to. I really miss him. wǒ hěn xiǎng a, wǒ zhēn de hěn xiǎng niàn tā |
| [04:01.27] |
But I can' t. I have one day off and it' s just too expensive. dàn shì bù xíng, wǒ zhǐ yǒu fàng yì tiān jiǎ ér qiě jī piào tài guì le |
| [04:04.51] |
Interesting. So Chandler' s not worth the price of a plane ticket to you. zhēn hǎo wán, suǒ yǐ jī piào qián bǐ qián dé hái zhòng yào |
| [04:10.11] |
Of course he is. dāng rán shì qián dé jiào zhòng yào |
| [04:13.01] |
Maybe I will go. huò xǔ wǒ yīng gāi fēi guò qù |
| [04:16.82] |
We' ll have a little second honeymoon at the Tulsa Ramada. wǒ men kě yǐ zài tǔ ěr shā de fàn diàn lái gè èr dù xiǎo mì yuè |
| [04:20.99] |
You should bring your black seethrough teddy with the attached garters. nǐ yīng gāi dài nǐ nà jiàn hēi sè tòu míng xìng gǎn nèi yī jiā shang diào dài kù wà |
| [04:29.53] |
How do you know I have one of those? Didn' t until just now. nǐ zěn me zhī dào wǒ yǒu nà jiàn ne? běn lái bù zhī dào, xiàn zài zhī dào le |
| [04:36.00] |
Hot. Not hot. là, bù là |
| [04:39.41] |
Hot! là! |
| [04:41.71] |
Excuse me? shén me? |
| [04:46.18] |
I said that I think you' re hot. wǒ shuō wǒ jué de nǐ hěn là |
| [04:48.98] |
And.. now I' m embarrassed. ér xiàn zài wǒ qiǔ sǐ le |
| [04:52.49] |
I thought you said " hi." wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ shì shuō" hāi" |
| [04:55.29] |
That would' ve been better. rú guǒ shì nà yàng jiù hǎo le |
| [04:57.53] |
I' ll try that. Hi, I' m Joey. wǒ lái shì shì kàn, hāi, wǒ shì qiáo yī |
| [05:00.90] |
I' m Hayley. wǒ shì hǎi lì |
| [05:03.13] |
Look, I don' t normally ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses. tōng cháng wǒ bù yuē zài kā fēi diàn yù dào de nǚ shēng chū qù |
| [05:12.01] |
Gesundheit. bǎo zhòng |
| [05:18.78] |
But.. dàn shì |
| [05:21.35] |
This is hard. I' m kind of shy. zhēn shì hěn nán kāi kǒu, wǒ yǒu diǎn hài xiū |
| [05:27.79] |
Seriously, you should see someone about that cold. zhēn de, nǐ yīng gāi qù kàn yī shēng de |
| [05:30.29] |
If it gets much worse, you could die. rú guǒ gǎn mào yuè lái yuè yán zhòng, nǐ kě shì huì sǐ de |
| [05:35.80] |
Anyway.. I would love to go out with you. fǎn zhèng wǒ hěn lè yì gēn nǐ chū qù |
| [05:39.57] |
Really? Great. zhēn de ma? tài bàng le |
| [05:42.67] |
Did I..? Did I actually ask you? wǒ yǒu wǒ yǒu kāi kǒu yuē nǐ ma? |
| [05:45.54] |
That' s just where you were going. I figured I' d help you out. yóu nǐ shuō huà de fāng shì wǒ jiù cāi dé dào nǐ yào zuò shí mǒ |
| [05:48.98] |
You don' t seem like the kind of guy who does this a lot? nǐ bù xiàng shì nà zhǒng jīng cháng zhè yàng de nán shēng ba? |
| [05:57.45] |
Damn it, Gunther, you gave it to me. zhēn shi de, ā gān, nǐ chuán rǎn gěi wǒ le |
| [06:05.39] |
Oh, it' s you. ō, shì nǐ |
| [06:07.43] |
With vegetarian corndogs. wǒ dài le sù shí rè gǒu |
| [06:12.37] |
Come on, I just want to talk to you. bié zhè yàng, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng gēn nǐ shuō shuō huà |
| [06:14.24] |
About what? How few ova I have left? shuō shí mǒ? shuō wǒ hái shèng xià jǐ gè luǎn zǐ ma? |
| [06:17.81] |
Come on, I just wanna apologize for what happened yesterday. bié zhè yàng, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng wèi zuó tiān fā shēng de shì dào qiàn |
| [06:22.08] |
I' m sorry, Phoebe. wǒ hěn bào qiàn, fēi bǐ |
| [06:25.38] |
That' s okay, Ross. méi guān xì, luó sī |
| [06:32.09] |
So how' d the date go? Well, it was awful. yuē huì hái hǎo ma? zāo tòu le |
| [06:34.99] |
I barely got through dinner. wǒ jī hū chēng bù guò wǎn cān |
| [06:36.76] |
Every time I thought about what you said, I cried. měi cì wǒ xiǎng dào nǐ shuō de huà, wǒ jiù kū le |
| [06:39.86] |
I' m pretty sure he spent most of the night just staring at me in horror. wǒ fēi cháng kěn dìng tā zhěng wǎn dōu jīng kǒng de dīng zhe wǒ kàn |
| [06:45.07] |
But I couldn' t know for sure because my eyes were swollen shut. dàn shì wǒ wú fǎ zhēn dí què dìng yīn wèi wǒ de yǎn jīng yǐ jīng zhǒng dào zhāng bù kāi le |
| [06:50.37] |
You know I wasn' t trying to make you cry. nǐ zhī dào wǒ bú shì gù yì yào rě nǐ kū de |
| [06:52.94] |
I was really trying to say something nice. wǒ běn lái shì xiǎng yào shuō yī xiē hěn hǎo tīng de huà de |
| [06:55.74] |
I was basically saying even though you' ve never been in a serious relationship.. wǒ zhǐ shì yào shuō, jí shǐ nǐ cóng wèi yǒu guò rèn zhēn de gǎn qíng |
| [06:59.91] |
Are we gonna do this again? Sorry. wǒ men hái yào zài tǎo lùn zhè gè ma? duì bù qǐ |
| [07:03.05] |
So he hasn' t called? Would you call this girl: tā hái méi dǎ lái ma? nǐ huì dǎ gěi zhè zhǒng nǚ de ma? |
| [07:06.09] |
" Thanks for.. a lovely.. evening"? " xiè xiè měi hǎo yī wǎn" |
| [07:10.36] |
Now I feel terrible. This is all my fault. wǒ jué de zāo tòu le zhè quán dōu shì wǒ de cuò |
| [07:12.99] |
You know what you should feel terrible about? nǐ zhī dào gèng zāo de shì shén me ma? |
| [07:15.70] |
This could have been my serious guy. zhè nán de yǒu kě néng shì kě yǐ rèn zhēn de duì xiàng |
| [07:18.03] |
He was sweet and smart and funny. tā hěn tǐ tiē cōng míng yòu fēng qù |
| [07:20.70] |
You know how hard it is to meet a guy like that? nǐ zhī dào yào yù dào zhè yàng de nán shēng yǒu duō nàn ma? |
| [07:23.54] |
We are a rare breed. wǒ men dí què shì xī yǒu dòng wù |
| [07:29.84] |
Hey, maybe that' s him. hēi, kě néng jiù shì tā ó |
| [07:33.92] |
Hello? wèi? |
| [07:35.35] |
Could you hold on one sec? nǐ kě yǐ děng yī xià ma? |
| [07:37.08] |
I need some privacy. Is it Mike? wǒ xū yào yì diǎn yǐn sī shì bú shì mài kè ne? |
| [07:39.92] |
No, it' s a heavy breather. I' ll take what I can get. bù, shì sāo rǎo diàn huà wǒ xiàn zài shén me dōu jiē le |
| [07:44.63] |
I' m listening. wǒ zài xiàn shàng |
| [07:51.47] |
What a great dinner. wǎn cān shí zài tài bàng le |
| [07:53.33] |
Thanks again for letting me have that last piece of cake at the restaurant. zài cì xiè xiè nǐ ràng wǒ chī zuì hòu yí kuài dàn gāo |
| [07:58.51] |
You' re welcome again. I' m gonna go make some coffee. bù yòng kè qi, wǒ yào qù zhǔ kā fēi |
| [08:02.04] |
Can I get you anything? Do you have any cake? nǐ yào shén me ne? nǐ yǒu dàn gāo ma? |
| [08:10.82] |
So this is going pretty good. zhēn shì jìn xíng de tài shùn lì le |
| [08:13.15] |
Dinner was nice. We' ve got a lot in common. wǎn cān hěn bàng, wǒ men yǒu xǔ duō gòng tóng diǎn |
| [08:16.56] |
Victoria ' s Secret. " wéi duō lì yà de mì mì" xìng gǎn nèi yī mù lù |
| [08:18.79] |
We even like the same books. wǒ men shèn zhì xǐ huān xiāng tóng de shū |
| [08:24.03] |
There' s a scary painting. zhè fú huà zhēn kě pà |
| [08:26.50] |
Wait a minute. děng děng |
| [08:28.04] |
I think I' ve been scared by that painting before. wǒ jì de hǎo xiàng bèi zhè fú huà gěi xià guò |
| [08:33.04] |
You know what? This whole place looks familiar. nǐ zhī dào ma? zhè dì fāng kàn qǐ lái zhēn yǎn shú |
| [08:35.81] |
I have definitely been in this apartment. wǒ yí dìng céng jīng lái guò zhè lǐ |
| [08:38.08] |
I know I' ve seen this weird plant before. wǒ kàn guò zhè kē kě pà de zhí wù |
| [08:41.78] |
It did that the last time! tā shàng cì yě shì zhè yàng cì wǒ! |
| [08:44.55] |
Oh, my God. I' ve gone out with this girl before. ō, tiān a wǒ gēn zhè gè nǚ de yuē huì guò |
| [08:47.69] |
Yeah! We had sex on this couch! méi cuò! wǒ men zài zhè shā fā shàng zuò guò ài! |
| [08:50.26] |
And then on that chair, and.. No. rán hòu zài nà zhāng yǐ zi shàng hái yǒu, bú duì |
| [08:53.13] |
No, we didn' t do it here.. bú duì, méi yǒu zài zhè lǐ |
| [08:55.16] |
which is weird, because it seems like a perfectly good place. zhè dǎo shì hěn qí guài, kàn qǐ lái chāo shì hé de |
| [08:59.20] |
That' s why. zhè jiù shì wèi shí me |
| [09:08.84] |
Hey, Mike. Sorry to just drop by like this. Can I come in? hēi, mài kè, hěn bào qiàn zhè yàng pǎo guò lái wǒ kě yǐ jìn lái ma? |
| [09:13.38] |
Sure. dāng rán |
| [09:15.42] |
Who are you? nǐ shì shuí ne? |
| [09:17.65] |
I' m Ross. Phoebe' s friend from the coffeehouse? wǒ shì luó sī, fēi bǐ zài kā fēi wū de péng yǒu |
| [09:20.82] |
I really, really need to talk to you about something. wǒ zhēn de fēi cháng xū yào gēn nǐ tán yī jiàn shì |
| [09:24.79] |
Unless.. chú fēi |
| [09:26.16] |
You' re not gonna try and get me to join a cult, are you? nǐ bú shì yào lā wǒ xìn shén me jiào ba? |
| [09:31.87] |
No, it' s just, you know, you have that look. méi la, yīn wèi, nǐ zhī dào de nǐ zhǎng de hěn xiàng nà zhǒng rén |
| [09:35.87] |
Damn Supercuts! gāi sǐ de 199 jiǎn fà! |
| [09:40.61] |
Well, what' s up? Is Phoebe okay? Oh, yeah, yeah. zěn me huí shì ne? fēi bǐ hái hǎo ma? ō, hái hǎo, hái hǎo |
| [09:44.21] |
Phoebe is great. But.. fēi bǐ hěn hǎo, dàn shì |
| [09:47.62] |
I' m an idiot, okay? wǒ shì gè chǔn dàn |
| [09:49.82] |
Right before you guys went out.. jiù zài nǐ men chū qù yuē huì qián |
| [09:54.76] |
I accidentally got her all upset. wǒ bù xiǎo xīn rě dé tā hěn nán guò |
| [09:59.49] |
That' s why she was weird. nán guài tā bú duì jìn |
| [10:01.06] |
Yes. Yeah, I.. shì de, shì a, wǒ |
| [10:05.70] |
Yeah, I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship. wǒ shuō le xiē chǔn huà, guān yú tā cóng méi yǒu guò rèn zhēn de liàn ài guān xì děng děng |
| [10:10.91] |
But you should know, she is so much fun. A wonderful person. dàn shì nǐ yīng gāi zhī dào, tā shì hěn fēng qù de hěn bàng de yí ge rén |
| [10:15.14] |
Please, don' t blow her off. I' m not gonna blow her off. bài tuō, bié jiāng tā pàn chū jú wǒ bú huì pàn tā chū jú de |
| [10:19.48] |
I just spoke to her. We' re going out tomorrow night. wǒ cái gāng gēn tā shuō wán diàn huà wǒ men míng wǎn yào chū qù |
| [10:22.58] |
I mean, I hope that' s okay with you, stranger from the coffeehouse. wǒ shì shuō, rú guǒ nǐ méi yǒu yì jiàn de huà kā fēi wū de mò shēng rén |
| [10:30.49] |
That' s great. So the crying didn' t turn you off? tài bàng le, suǒ yǐ tā kuáng kū bìng méi yǒu xià pǎo nǐ? |
| [10:35.30] |
I just got out of a nineyear relationship with a manicdepressive. wǒ gāng gāng gēn yí gè zào yù zhèng huàn zhě jié shù jiǔ nián de liàn qíng |
| [10:38.70] |
Compared to that, Phoebe' s a Mousketeer. gēn tā xiāng bǐ, fēi bǐ gēn běn shì zhǐ xiǎo māo |
| [10:41.74] |
Well, then, I didn' t need to bother you. hǎo ba, nà wǒ jiù bù xū yào zài dǎ rǎo nǐ le |
| [10:44.74] |
You or the four other Mike Hanigans I bothered. nǐ, wài jiā sì gè mài kè hàn ní gēn dōu bèi wǒ dǎ rǎo le |
| [10:49.91] |
One of whom was quite large and a little flirty. qí zhōng yí gè hái hěn gāo zhuàng yǒu diǎn ài dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [10:59.72] |
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Is that true what you said? děng děng, děng děng nǐ gāng gāng shuō de shì zhēn de ma? |
| [11:03.62] |
Phoebe' s never had a serious relationship? fēi bǐ cóng wèi tán guò rèn zhēn de liàn ài? |
| [11:07.66] |
Of course she has. tā dāng rán yǒu guò |
| [11:09.66] |
If she' s never had a serious relationship.. rú guǒ tā méi yǒu tán guò rèn zhēn de liàn ài |
| [11:12.33] |
do you think I' d go around broadcasting it.. nǐ rèn wéi wǒ huì dào chù qù guǎng bō |
| [11:14.77] |
like some kind of unstoppable moron? xiàng shì wú fǎ kè zhì de bái chī yí yàng jiàn rén jiù shuō ma? |
| [11:20.37] |
But you did say it. Yes. Yes, I did. dàn shì nǐ dí què shì nà yàng shuō le shì de, shì de, wǒ shì shuō le |
| [11:25.88] |
And I will also say.. ér qiě wǒ hái huì shuō |
| [11:28.52] |
what I' m about to say.. wǒ jiē xià lái yào shuō de |
| [11:31.75] |
visavis.. xiāng duì yú |
| [11:34.02] |
the following. yǐ xià de shuō fǎ |
| [11:37.73] |
Phoebe has never had a serious relationship.. fēi bǐ cóng wèi tán guò rèn zhēn de liàn ài |
| [11:43.60] |
since.. shì cóng |
| [11:45.27] |
her superserious relationship.. tā chāo jí rèn zhēn dì |
| [11:50.17] |
with.. gēn |
| [11:51.57] |
Vikram. wěi ruǎn fēn shǒu zhī hòu |
| [11:54.58] |
Vikram? What? That' s a real name. wěi ruǎn? zěn yàng? nà shi zhēn de míng zì |
| [12:06.59] |
Stop it! tíng tíng ba! |
| [12:08.46] |
Why couldn' t they have sent me to Texas? wèi shí me bú shì pài wǒ qù dé zhōu ne? |
| [12:12.29] |
Seven o' clock. qī diǎn zhōng |
| [12:14.60] |
Maybe I' ll hit the gym. huò xǔ wǒ gāi qù jiàn shēn fáng |
| [12:22.47] |
Who am I kidding? Payperview porn. shǎo lái le, hái shì kàn qíng sè pín dào hǎo le |
| [12:39.72] |
Do not disturb! Do not disturb! Surprise! bú yào dǎ rǎo! bú yào dǎ rǎo! jīng xǐ ba! |
| [12:44.79] |
Monica? Is everything all right? mó nī kǎ? yī qiè dōu hái hǎo ba? |
| [12:47.63] |
Yeah, everything' s great. I was just.. shì a, yī qiè dōu hěn hǎo wǒ gāng gāng |
| [12:49.73] |
watching some regular television there. zài kàn yī xiē zhèng cháng de diàn shì jié mù |
| [12:53.23] |
What a pleasant surprise. zhè gè jīng xǐ zhēn shì tài lìng rén xīng fèn le |
| [13:03.51] |
I' m gonna go freshen up, okay? Okay, honey. wǒ qù shū xǐ yī xià, hǎo ma? hǎo de, qīn ài de |
| [13:12.12] |
That was close. chà yì diǎn diǎn |
| [13:25.23] |
Hello. Hey, Rach, it' s me. wèi hēi, ruì qiū, shì wǒ |
| [13:27.74] |
Okay, I just got to Chandler' s room, and I caught him.. wǒ gāng dào qián dé de fáng jiān rán hòu kàn dào tā |
| [13:32.21] |
molesting himself. zhèng zài zì mō |
| [13:35.94] |
That couldn' t have been pretty. nà huà miàn kě néng bú shì hěn hǎo kàn |
| [13:38.21] |
But you know, guys do that. dàn shì nǐ zhī dào de, nán shēng cháng nà yàng zuò de |
| [13:40.48] |
Well, the weird part is.. dàn shì, hěn qí guài de shì |
| [13:42.15] |
he was getting off.. to a sharkattack show! tā zài kàn de shì shā yú gōng jī yǐng piān yé! |
| [13:46.09] |
No! Yes! Chandler watches shark porn! hào wù! shì de! qián dé jìng rán zài kàn shā yú sè qíng piàn! |
| [13:58.17] |
While watching sharks? Yeah. zài kàn shā yú de shí hòu? shì a |
| [14:00.40] |
Are you sure that' s what he was doing? nǐ què dìng tā shì zài zuò nà dàng shì ma? |
| [14:02.90] |
You know how many times I' ve seen him jump up like that? nǐ zhī dào wǒ kàn tā nà yàng tiào qǐ lái guò duō shǎo cì le ma? |
| [14:05.97] |
Believe me, I know what he was doing. xiāng xìn wǒ, wǒ zhī dào tā zài zuò shí mǒ |
| [14:09.08] |
Man! Sharks! tiān a! shā yú! |
| [14:11.71] |
I always knew there was something weird about that dude. wǒ jiù zhī dào nà gè rén yǒu dì fāng bú duì jìn |
| [14:15.78] |
You promised to love him no matter what. nǐ fā shì guò wú lùn rú hé dōu yào ài tā de |
| [14:17.75] |
" What" means, like, if he gets a disease or kills someone. " wú lùn rú hé" jiǎng de shì xiàng rú guǒ tā dé bìng hái shì shā le rén shén me de |
| [14:22.42] |
Not if he gets his jollies to Jaws. ér bú shì rú guǒ tā bǎ xiǎo dì di fàng dào shā yú zuǐ lǐ |
| [14:27.16] |
You know what, honey? Guys are just different. nǐ zhī dào ma? qīn ài de nán shēng shì hěn bù yí yàng de |
| [14:29.53] |
They like things that we can' t understand. tā men xǐ huān yī xiē wǒ men wú fǎ lǐ jiě de dōng xī |
| [14:32.30] |
I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend.. wǒ céng jīng yuē huì guò yí gè nán de zǒng shì xiǎng yào jiǎ zhuāng |
| [14:34.80] |
that he was an archeologist, and I was this.. tā shì kǎo gǔ xué jiā ér wǒ shì |
| [14:38.14] |
naughty cavewoman who he unfroze from a block of ice. tā cóng bīng kuài zhōng jiě jiù chū lái tiáo pí de shān dǐng dòng nǚ rén |
| [14:44.65] |
Are you talking about my brother? nǐ shì zài shuō wǒ gē ma? |
| [14:46.78] |
I didn' t disguise that very well, did I? wǒ zhuāng dé bù xiàng, duì bú duì? |
| [14:51.85] |
Hey. Hi. hēi hāi |
| [14:53.09] |
I went out with this girl last night. Halfway through our date I realized.. wǒ zuó wǎn gēn yí gè nǚ hái zi chū qù wǒ dào yī bàn de shí hòu cái fā xiàn |
| [14:57.36] |
I already slept with her. wǒ yǐ jīng gēn tā shàng guò chuáng le |
| [15:00.96] |
You' ve slept with all the women in N. Y., and now you' re going around again? suǒ yǐ nǐ yǐ jīng gēn quán niǔ yuē de nǚ rén shàng guò chuáng le xiàn zài zhǐ shì cóng tóu kāi shǐ zài lái yī cì? |
| [15:05.60] |
That' s not even the weird part. zhè hái bú shì zuì qí guài de dì fāng |
| [15:07.27] |
She didn' t remember sleeping with me! You don' t remember sleeping with her. tā jìng rán bù jì de gēn wǒ shàng guò chuáng le! nǐ yě bù jì de gēn tā shàng guò chuáng a |
| [15:11.61] |
But she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable! dàn shì tā yīng gāi yào jì de de wǒ kě shì hěn lìng rén nán wàng de! |
| [15:16.48] |
You guys know. How do we know? nǐ men zhī dào de wǒ men zěn me huì zhī dào ne? |
| [15:18.55] |
We' ve never slept with you. And whose fault is that? wǒ men yòu méi yǒu gēn nǐ shàng guò chuáng nà shi shuí de cuò ne? |
| [15:23.12] |
What' s the big deal? You forgot, she forgot. yòu méi yǒu shén me dà bù liǎo de nǐ wàng le, tā wàng le |
| [15:25.62] |
Maybe you were having an off night. Hey! huò xǔ nà tiān wǎn shàng nǐ méi yǒu dá zhèn! hēi! |
| [15:31.46] |
I never have an off night. Okay? wǒ xiàng lái dōu yǒu dá zhèn de, hǎo ma? |
| [15:34.23] |
Although, sometimes if I' m a little bloated, I don' t feel that sexy. suī rán yǒu shí hou rú guǒ wǒ chī tài zhàng kě néng jiù bú huì jué de hěn xìng gǎn |
| [15:37.77] |
But even then, I' m better than most! dàn shì jí shǐ shì nà yàng, wǒ dōu bǐ bié rén qiáng! |
| [15:41.37] |
Honey, why don' t you just let it go and ask her out again? qīn ài de, nǐ hé bù jiù cǐ shì huái zài yuē tā chū qù ne? |
| [15:44.64] |
You' re both so slutty, you don' t remember who you slept with. nǐ men dōu shì sāo huò nǐ men gēn běn dōu bù jì de gēn shuí shàng guò chuáng |
| [15:47.78] |
You' re made for each other. nǐ men shì tiān shēng de yī duì |
| [15:51.21] |
Interesting. zhēn yǒu qù |
| [15:54.45] |
Well, I' ll go out with her again and I' ll try to get past it. hǎo ba, wǒ huì zài gēn tā chū qù rán hòu wàng le guò qù |
| [15:57.99] |
No salt! Bloaty! bù chī yán! huì zhàng qì! |
| [16:00.85] |
Joey? What? qiáo yī? gàn ma? |
| [16:02.46] |
You don' t think sharks are sexy, do you? nǐ huì jué de shā yú hěn xìng gǎn ma? |
| [16:04.69] |
No. bú huì |
| [16:06.63] |
Wait a minute. Wait, what was the Little Mermaid? děng yī xià, děng děng xiǎo měi rén yú shì shā yú ma? |
| [16:13.30] |
It' s open! mén méi suǒ! |
| [16:15.94] |
Hey. Mike called! We' re going out again! hēi mài kè dǎ diàn huà lái le, wǒ men yào zài yuē huì le! |
| [16:23.51] |
Quick thing. I went to talk to Mike. yī jiàn xiǎo shì, wǒ qù zhǎo mài kè tán guò |
| [16:26.08] |
What? shén me? |
| [16:27.65] |
What did you..? What did you do, Ross? nǐ zuò? nǐ zuò le shén me? luó sī |
| [16:30.18] |
Oh, boy. You got mad at that part. ō, tiān a, guāng zhè yàng nǐ jiù shēng qì le |
| [16:33.92] |
I went over there, you know, to tell him how.. wǒ guò qù zhǎo tā, gào sù tā |
| [16:36.99] |
How great you are. But.. nǐ shì gè hěn bàng de rén, dàn shì |
| [16:40.76] |
Well, you know me. Blahblahblah. , nǐ zhī dào wǒ de, huà tài duō le |
| [16:45.80] |
And I ended up telling him that.. What? rán hòu wǒ zuì hòu jìng rán gào sù tā shén me? |
| [16:50.64] |
You had a sixyearlong relationship.. nǐ yǒu guò liù nián de liàn qíng |
| [16:53.94] |
with a guy named Vikram. gēn yí gè jiào zuò wěi ruǎn de rén |
| [16:57.71] |
What? Why? shén me? wèi shí me? |
| [16:59.88] |
Well, he seemed.. yīn wèi, tā |
| [17:02.72] |
to bum hard when I told him you' d never been in a serious relationship. zài wǒ shuō nǐ cóng wèi tán guò rèn zhēn de liàn qíng zhī hòu, hǎo xiàng yǒu diǎn jīng yà |
| [17:11.99] |
If you hadn' t just had a baby with my best friend.. rú guǒ nǐ bú shì gāng gēn wǒ zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu shēng xià xiǎo hái |
| [17:15.00] |
I swear to Lucifer.. wǒ gēn sā dàn fā shì |
| [17:18.53] |
a rabid dog would be feasting on your danglers right now! yì zhī kuáng quǎn bìng fēng gǒu zhèng yào chī diào nǐ kù dàng lǐ de nà gēn dōng xī le! |
| [17:24.20] |
I think you' ll feel differently when you know.. wǒ xiǎng rú guǒ nǐ zhī dào duō yì diǎn guān yú wěi ruǎn de shì |
| [17:27.31] |
a little bit about Vikram. nǐ huì gǎn jué hǎo duō le |
| [17:30.21] |
Okay, he' s a.. hǎo de, tā shì |
| [17:32.38] |
He' s a kite designer. tā shì fēng zhēng shè jì shī |
| [17:37.48] |
And he used to date Oprah. ér qiě tā céng jīng gēn yú měi rén yuē huì guò |
| [17:42.39] |
I' m not going along with some lie you made up, Ross. wǒ bú huì gēn nǐ chàng shuāng huáng shuō huǎng de, luó sī |
| [17:46.39] |
I' m just gonna be honest with him. Good. wǒ huì gēn tā lǎo shí shuō hěn hǎo |
| [17:48.96] |
Just be honest with him. gēn tā lǎo shí shuō |
| [17:50.86] |
I have nothing to be ashamed of. No. wǒ méi yǒu shén me hǎo yǐn mán de méi cuò |
| [17:53.13] |
So I haven' t been in a relationship that lasted longer than a month. jiù suàn wǒ de měi duàn gǎn qíng dōu méi yǒu chāo guò yí gè yuè |
| [17:57.77] |
Okay? I haven' t had a real boyfriend. nà yòu rú hé ne? shì a wǒ shì méi yǒu guò zhēn zhèng de nán péng yǒu |
| [18:00.41] |
If he can' t handle it, then he can leave. Which he will. rú guǒ tā wú fǎ jiē shòu nà tā kě yǐ lí kāi, wǒ xiǎng tā huì lí kāi de |
| [18:05.18] |
And, you know, that' s okay. So I' ll just be alone forever. ér zhè yī qiè dōu méi yǒu guān xi wǒ zhǐ bù guò huì yǒng yuǎn gū dān ér yǐ |
| [18:08.98] |
You know, all right. It' ll be fine. It' ll be fine. dōu méi guān xì le, yī qiè dōu huì méi shì de |
| [18:11.92] |
I' ll go on walking tours with widows and lesbians. wǒ jiù gēn guǎ fù hái yǒu tóng xìng liàn yì qǐ chū qù wán ma |
| [18:17.96] |
I' ll get it. Okay. wǒ qù kāi mén hǎo de |
| [18:22.76] |
I' m trying to remember the last time I opened a door and you weren' t there. ràng wǒ xiǎng xiǎng yǒu nǎ yī cì, kāi mén de rén bú shì nǐ |
| [18:30.00] |
Phoebe, are you okay? fēi bǐ, nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [18:34.51] |
Yeah. There' s just.. hái hǎo, zhǐ bù guò shì |
| [18:38.61] |
There' s something you should know. yǒu jiàn shì nǐ bì xū yào zhī dào |
| [18:43.28] |
Vikram just called. wěi ruǎn gāng dǎ diàn huà lái |
| [18:47.62] |
So it was really a shock after 25 years of marriage.. suǒ yǐ zài jīng lì èr shí wǔ nián de hūn yīn zhī hòu zhè zhēn shì hěn ràng rén jīng yà |
| [18:50.69] |
my parents getting divorced. I took it the hardest.. wǒ de mó fàn fù mǔ jìng rán yào lí hūn wǒ zhēn de hěn nán jiē shòu |
| [18:53.79] |
because I was the youngest. Sure. Yeah. yīn wèi wǒ shì lǎo me dāng rán luō |
| [18:56.73] |
How can you not remember me? nǐ zěn me huì wàng le wǒ shì shuí? |
| [18:59.73] |
What? shén me? |
| [19:00.97] |
How could you not remember that we slept together? nǐ zěn me huì wàng le wǒ men shàng guò chuáng? |
| [19:03.07] |
What? When? I don' t know! shén me? hé shí? wǒ bù zhī dào! |
| [19:06.67] |
I really, really think I would remember sleeping with you. wǒ zhēn de zhēn de rèn wéi rú guǒ yǒu wǒ huì jì de de |
| [19:10.11] |
Come on, come on. Search your brain, all right? It was.. kuài diǎn, kuài diǎn zǐ xì huí xiǎng, hǎo ma? nà jiù zài |
| [19:13.71] |
a certain amount of time ago. I was here. You were here. zhī qián mǒu gè shí hòu wǒ zài zhè lǐ, nǐ zài zhè lǐ |
| [19:17.52] |
We had sex here, here, here.. wǒ men zài zhè lǐ, zhè lǐ, zhè lǐ |
| [19:20.12] |
Not there. méi yǒu nà lǐ, hēi xiū |
| [19:22.22] |
Anything? No, it' s not ringing any bells. xiǎng qǐ lái le ma? méi, yì diǎn yìn xiàng yě méi yǒu |
| [19:25.53] |
My God, woman! tiān a, nǚ rén! |
| [19:27.86] |
How many people have you been with not to remember this? nǐ gēn duō shǎo rén shàng guò chuáng ràng nǐ gēn běn bù jì de wǒ? |
| [19:30.90] |
Hey, Hayley. We really gotta fix that doorknob. hēi, hǎi lì wǒ men zhēn de yào xiū lǐ nà gè mén bà le |
| [19:35.77] |
Joey? qiáo yī? |
| [19:41.51] |
I slept with you! wǒ gēn nǐ shàng guò chuáng! |
| [19:45.28] |
And you obviously remember me! Hey, I still got it! ér qiě hěn míng xiǎn de nǐ jì de wǒ! hēi, biǎo shì wǒ hái bù lài! |
| [19:49.28] |
So we' re good. suǒ yǐ wǒ men hái hǎo ma |
| [19:52.12] |
I' ll let myself out. wǒ zì jǐ chū qù |
| [19:56.09] |
And I said, " Okay, Vikram.. rán hòu wǒ shuō, wěi ruǎn |
| [19:59.23] |
you can' t just call every time you get lonely. nǐ bù néng měi cì jì mò jiù dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ |
| [20:02.83] |
You gave up that right when you slept with Rachel." zài nǐ gēn ruì qiū shàng chuáng zhī hòu nǐ jiù méi yǒu nà gè quán lì le |
| [20:07.47] |
Rachel? I thought she just had a baby with Ross. ruì qiū? wǒ yǐ wéi tā cái gāng shēng xià luó sī de xiǎo hái |
| [20:10.04] |
Yeah, well.. shì a, |
| [20:12.14] |
Yeah. shì a |
| [20:14.31] |
But Emma' s birth certificate might say " Geller".. ài mà de chū shēng zhèng míng shàng huò xǔ shēng fù shì luó sī |
| [20:17.58] |
but her eyes say " Mukherjee." dàn shì tā zhǎng de xiàng wěi ruǎn |
| [20:21.78] |
That is so wrong. And on top of that, he' s a glue sniffer? zhè shí zài tài zāo le ér qiě tā hái xī qiáng lì jiāo? |
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I know. But he calls, and my heart goes to him. wǒ zhī dào, dàn shì tā dǎ lái shí wǒ de xīn jiù fēi xiàng tā le |
| [20:28.96] |
You know, that bastard is one smoothtalking freelance kite designer. nǐ zhī dào de, nà gè hún dàn shì gè hěn huì shuō huà de fēng zhēng shè jì shī |
| [20:35.86] |
If you want, I' ll mess him up for you. rú guǒ nǐ yào de huà, wǒ kě yǐ bāng nǐ xiū lǐ tā |
| [20:41.13] |
You would do that? zhēn de ma? |
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Unless he' s big. If he' s really big, I' ll send him.. chú fēi tā hěn dà zhī rú guǒ tā zhēn de hěn dà zhī, wǒ huì gěi tā |
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a rude letter. yī fēng xìn, mà sǐ tā |
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I think there' s somebody better out there for you. wǒ xiǎng yǒu gèng hǎo de rén zài děng zhe nǐ |
| [20:53.21] |
I mean, you know, I' m.. I' m not saying me, but.. wǒ shì shuō, nǐ zhī dào de, wǒ wǒ bú shì zhǐ wǒ, dàn shì |
| [20:57.92] |
Maybe.. me. huò xǔ shì wǒ |
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And you don' t have to worry about gluesniffing with me. ér qiě nǐ bù yòng dān xīn wǒ huì xī qiáng lì jiāo |
| [21:05.99] |
Although, I do smell the occasional Magic Marker. suī rán yǒu shí hou wǒ huì wén mǎ kè bǐ de wèi dào |
| [21:10.93] |
Yeah. Anyway, I just.. shì a, fǎn zhèng, wǒ zhǐ shì |
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I think I can make you happy. wǒ xiǎng wǒ kě yǐ ràng nǐ kuài lè |
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Okay, I can' t do this. What' s wrong? hǎo le, wǒ bàn bú dào zěn me le? |
| [21:22.84] |
Well, there is no Vikram. Ross made him up. gēn běn méi yǒu wěi ruǎn zhè gè rén luó sī luàn chě de |
| [21:27.05] |
Because I.. yīn wèi wǒ |
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I really never have been in a longterm relationship. wǒ cóng wèi yǒu guò ài qíng cháng pǎo |
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I' ve never lived with a guy. I' ve never even celebrated an anniversary. wǒ cóng wèi gēn nán rén tóng jū guò cóng lái méi yǒu qìng zhù jiāo wǎng yī zhōu nián |
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So.. suǒ yǐ |
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If that' s too weird for you.. rú guǒ zhè duì nǐ ér yán tài qí guài |
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and you want to leave, I understand. suǒ yǐ nǐ xiǎng xiàn zài jiù zǒu rén wǒ kě yǐ lǐ jiě |
| [21:44.97] |
In fact, I' ll close my eyes to make it less awkward. shì shí shàng, wǒ yào bì shang shuāng yǎn ràng zhè yī qiè bù zhì yú tài gān gà |
| [21:55.81] |
You kissed me. nǐ qīn le wǒ |
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You don' t think I' m a total freak? No. nǐ bù rèn wéi wǒ shì guài rén ma? bù |
| [22:04.02] |
Well.. nà me |
| [22:06.45] |
Look, can I..? nà, wǒ kě bù? |
| [22:08.09] |
Can I think you' re a little weird and also cool.. wǒ kě bù kě yǐ rèn wéi nǐ yǒu diǎn guài dàn yòu yǒu diǎn kù |
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for telling me the truth and also want to kiss you? yīn wèi nǐ gào sù wǒ shì qíng dí zhēn xiāng ér qiě ràng wǒ xiǎng qīn nǐ? |
| [22:13.99] |
I guess so. wǒ xiǎng yīng gāi kě yǐ |
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Can I think it' s cool that you kissed me.. wǒ kě bù kě yǐ rèn wéi, nǐ qīn wǒ zhēn shì hěn kù |
| [22:19.13] |
and also want to kiss you again? ér qiě wǒ xiǎng yào qīn huí qù? |
| [22:23.27] |
And be a little concerned about the Magic Markers? yǒu yì diǎn dān xīn mǎ kè bǐ de shì kě yǐ ma? |
| [22:27.67] |
Definitely. dāng rán kě yǐ |
| [22:36.12] |
This is Vikram. wǒ shì wěi ruǎn |
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I need to talk to you about the longterm relationship we had. wǒ xū yào gēn nǐ tán wǒ men zhī jiān nà duàn cháng qī de liàn qíng |
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Hi, honey, I' m home. hāi, qīn ài de, wǒ huí lái le |
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Hi. hāi |
| [22:59.87] |
How was your flight? It was great. lǚ tú hái hǎo ma? bù cuò |
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I ordered a pool float from the Sky Mall. wǒ cóng fēi jī shàng de gòu wù mù lù dìng le fú bǎn |
| [23:08.05] |
Why' d I do that? wèi shí me wǒ yào dìng ne? |
| [23:11.28] |
Why don' t you sit down. guò lái zuò xià ba |
| [23:13.32] |
Get yourself comfortable. fàng qīng sōng shū fú diǎn |
| [23:14.96] |
Because I have a little.. yīn wèi wǒ yǒu gè xiǎo |
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surprise for you. jīng xǐ yào gěi nǐ |
| [23:21.13] |
Well, well, well. It must be 5: 00 in Tulsa.. ō, ō, ō tǔ ěr shā xiàn zài yí dìng shì wǔ diǎn |
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because it' s " sex o' clock" in N. Y. C.! yīn wèi niǔ yuē xiàn zài shì" liù" diǎn yīn jìn xìng! |
| [23:29.50] |
Okay. This is how much I love you. hǎo le, zhè dài biǎo wǒ yǒu duō ài nǐ |
| [23:34.88] |
The great white.. dà bái shā |
| [23:42.68] |
Honey? qīn ài de? |
| [23:44.48] |
Why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around? wèi shí me yào wǒ kàn yī qún shā yú yóu lái yóu qù ne? |
| [23:49.06] |
Is this..? Is this not the good part? zhè bú shì? zhè bú shì nǐ ài kàn de ma? |
| [23:51.53] |
Do you want me to fastforward to something.. toothier? yào wǒ kuài zhuǎn ma? zhuǎn dào lù chǐ bǐ jiào duō de dì fāng ma? |
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No, I' m just not sure that you got the right movie, that' s all. bù, wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng què dìng nǐ shì bú shì ná cuò le lù yǐng dài |
| [24:01.57] |
This is the only one they had at our video store. lù yǐng dài diàn lǐ zhǐ yǒu zhè yī juàn |
| [24:04.34] |
Though they did have something called Crocodile Killers. bù guò tā men dǎo shì yǒu yī bù jiào" è yú shā shǒu" de |
| [24:07.61] |
Or does it always have to be sharks? hái shì shuō, nǐ fēi yào shā yú bù kě ne? |
| [24:12.55] |
Does what always have to be sharks? wèi shí me wǒ fēi yào shā yú bù kě? |
| [24:14.75] |
Look, we can do something else. tīng zhe, wǒ men kě yǐ lái diǎn bié de |
| [24:17.12] |
Do you want me to get into the tub and.. thrash? nǐ yào wǒ dào yù gāng lǐ zài yòng lì niǔ ma? |
| [24:23.06] |
What' s going on? It' s okay. It' s okay. dào dǐ shì zěn me huí shì? méi guān xì, méi guān xì de |
| [24:26.79] |
I still love you. wǒ hái shì ài nǐ de |
| [24:28.60] |
Let me be a part of this. Let me be a part of this! ràng wǒ liǎo jiě zhè yī qiè shì nǐ yīng gāi ràng wǒ liǎo jiě zhè yī qiè! |
| [24:33.97] |
I saw what you were doing in Tulsa. wǒ kàn dào nǐ zài tǔ ěr shā zuò de shì |
| [24:36.37] |
Angry sharks turn you on! fèn nù de shā yú ràng nǐ" xìng" fèn! |
| [24:40.47] |
No, they don' t. bù, bìng méi yǒu |
| [24:42.64] |
Then why were you watching them and giving yourself a treat? nà wèi shí me nǐ yī biān kàn zhe tā men yī biān zì jǐ wán ne? |
| [24:47.45] |
Oh, my God! When you came in, I switched the channel. ō, tiān a! dāng nǐ yī jìn lái wǒ jiù zhuàn tái le |
| [24:50.92] |
I was just watching regular porn. wǒ běn lái zhǐ shì zài kàn yì bān de sè qíng piàn |
| [24:54.69] |
Really? zhēn de ma? |
| [24:55.99] |
Yes. Just some good, oldfashioned, American, girlongirl action. shì de, zhǐ bù guò shì yī xiē zhèng cháng lǎo tào měi shì de nǚ duì nǚ dòng zuò piàn |
| [25:02.30] |
Can I tell you how happy that makes me? zhè jiàn shì zhēn shì ràng wǒ tài gāo xìng le |
| [25:07.00] |
You are an amazing wife. nǐ shì gè bù kě sī yì de lǎo pó |
| [25:10.14] |
Really, you are amazing. You were actually gonna do this for me? zhēn de, tài bù kě sī yì le nǐ zhēn de yuàn yì wèi wǒ zhè yàng zuò? |
| [25:13.67] |
Where do you find the strength and the understanding for that? nǐ shì zěn me huì yǒu zhè yàng de yì zhì gēn liàng jiě ne? |
| [25:19.21] |
I' m very, very drunk right now. yīn wèi wǒ xiàn zài fēi cháng fēi cháng dì zuì |
| [25:28.86] |
Ordinarily, I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken. tōng cháng wǒ huì qù gēn tā dā shàn de dàn shì wǒ de zì xìn yǐ jīng dòng yáo le |
| [25:32.33] |
Did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her? wǒ yǒu gēn tā shàng chuáng ma? wǒ méi yǒu gēn tā shàng chuáng ma? |
| [25:35.83] |
Maybe this is a wakeup call. You know, about your whole dating attitude. huò xǔ gāi shì nǐ fǎn xǐng de shí hòu le jiǎn tǎo nǐ de zhěng gè yuē huì tài dù |
| [25:40.67] |
You' re in your 30s and you have never been in a longterm relationship. nǐ yǐ jīng sān shí hǎo jǐ le méi yǒu tán guò yí gè cháng qī de liàn ài |
| [25:46.04] |
Here you go from woman to woman.. nǚ rén cóng yí gè huàn dào lìng yí gè |
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meaningless experience to meaningless experience. méi yǒu yì yì de guān xì huàn dào lìng yí gè méi yǒu yì yì de guān xì |
| [25:50.68] |
Never even worrying that it doesn' t turn into something more serious. cóng bù dān xīn zhèi xiē liàn qíng dōu méi yǒu rèn hé de fā zhǎn |
| [25:54.48] |
You' re right. I love my life! nǐ shuō de méi cuò, wǒ ài sǐ wǒ de rén shēng le! |
| [26:01.69] |
I actually did sleep with her. shì shí shàng wǒ gēn tā shàng guò chuáng le |