| [00:02.88] | ☞ .蝎孒"☜I |
| [00:05.99] | 呦~~~·呦~~~~~呦~~ |
| [00:09.71] | 人生如戏我要活的潇洒 |
| [00:11.88] | 潇洒的男人多半晚上不回家 |
| [00:14.87] | 所以我兄弟要带我开眼界 |
| [00:17.09] | Man真的应该对他表示一下感谢 |
| [00:19.64] | 朋友带我来到一家夜总会 |
| [00:21.57] | 我想这里包间一定很贵 |
| [00:24.40] | 反正朋友请客嘛 |
| [00:26.21] | 我也无所谓 |
| [00:27.46] | 天生和平时一样都是为了把妹 |
| [00:29.40] | 在这里没有那些花言巧语 |
| [00:31.69] | 你提出的要求她们大多都允许 |
| [00:34.23] | 不用谈恋爱就可以为你献身 |
| [00:36.69] | 也没有女孩为爱情陷的太深 |
| [00:39.39] | 话说这里姑娘让人眼前一亮 |
| [00:41.92] | 不但长的漂亮而且穿的坦荡 |
| [00:44.50] | 她们喂你吃水果还要敬你酒水 |
| [00:46.87] | 只是除了买单你还得给点小费 |
| [00:49.47] | 其实很多小姐也身不由己 |
| [00:51.57] | 经常搂着姐妹抱怨还一边哭泣 |
| [00:54.13] | 有的来自外地 有的父母离异 |
| [00:56.87] | 总而言之都有着可怜的背景 |
| [00:58.97] | 工作的时候都是虚情假意 |
| [01:01.58] | 在生活中大多数也好不到哪里去 |
| [01:03.74] | 最可怜的是苦钱不为自己 |
| [01:06.28] | 赚了钱却进了她老公的口袋里 |
| [01:08.74] | 我有两个朋友想应征做鸭 |
| [01:11.17] | 所以满怀自信的进了酒吧 |
| [01:13.61] | 但是进去以后发现鸭子都戴金链子 |
| [01:16.10] | 因为客户多了有钱你才有面子 |
| [01:18.66] | 那些少妇为何要找男人鬼混 |
| [01:21.37] | 因为她们老公终日不进家门 |
| [01:23.79] | 大多数都在外面有别的女人 |
| [01:26.11] | 少数的另一半是性无能 |
| [01:28.63] | 这个社会难道就这么现实 |
| [01:31.33] | 这个社会的人们都在变质 |
| [01:33.63] | 所以所以才有花红柳绿 |
| [01:35.98] | 所以所以才有花天酒地 |
| [01:38.66] | 这个社会难道就这么现实 |
| [01:41.13] | 这个社会的人们都在变质 |
| [01:43.60] | 所以所以才有花红柳绿 |
| [01:46.07] | 所以所以才有花天酒地 |
| [01:48.57] | OK现在我接着来讲这段故事 |
| [01:51.11] | 豪华的大厅桑拿洗的很舒适 |
| [01:53.30] | 回头的时候突然四五对峙 |
| [01:55.91] | 发现我们领导在搂着护士 |
| [01:58.42] | 我说领导同志你们来这里潇洒 |
| [02:00.73] | 他说都是为了工作没有办法 |
| [02:03.09] | 拉着护士手说要先回家 |
| [02:05.81] | 我说领导您慢走您 さらばだ(撒有那拉) |
| [02:08.10] | 偶遇不要紧可是奖金怎么说 |
| [02:10.47] | 一年几个月的工资我都没有拿过 |
| [02:12.85] | 我说我家的狗粮都揭不开锅 |
| [02:15.28] | 你要懂得奉献领导教育我说 |
| [02:17.94] | 没有钱的日子是有些难过 |
| [02:20.39] | 领导找护士只是为了按摩 |
| [02:22.93] | 活动好了筋骨才能好好工作 |
| [02:25.24] | 传统的思维定是我得突破 |
| [02:28.18] | 领导为了工作是鞠躬尽瘁 |
| [02:30.42] | 陪吃陪喝陪K歌实在太累 |
| [02:32.76] | 酒后犯错其实只是个误会 |
| [02:35.29] | 但是好烟好酒我得负荆请罪 |
| [02:37.57] | 这个社会就是这么现实 |
| [02:40.02] | 这个社会人们都在变质 |
| [02:42.63] | 如果我是领导我也花红柳绿 |
| [02:45.23] | 如果我有钱我也花天酒地 |
| [02:47.60] | 这个社会就是这么现实 |
| [02:50.16] | 这个社会人们都在变质 |
| [02:52.68] | 如果我是领导我也花红柳绿 |
| [02:54.96] | 如果我有钱我也花天酒地 |
| [02:57.47] | 哎 这个要给领导听到了怎么办 |
| [03:01.33] | 我们这个不是在开玩笑吗 真是的 |
| [03:04.02] | 这啥开玩笑啊 这一不小心整成了焦点访谈 |
| [03:07.11] | 我们也不是故意的 其实写实嘛 实事求是嘛 啊 对不对 |
| [03:12.31] | 但是但是你刚才说的那个那个价钱好像太贵了 |
| [03:15.43] | 怎么 太贵了 贵咧 这个地方哎你得问我 我给你讲 |
| [03:18.84] | 南京这个东西懒的做有这么个好地方 |
| [03:22.28] | 唉到哪边我介绍个美一点的朋友而已~~~ |
| [03:25.69] | 我给你介绍 |
| [03:26.12] | 真想知道 |
| [03:27.74] | 啊 |
| [03:29.80] | 好 请听下回分解 |
| [03:32.80] | 哈哈哈~~ |
| [00:02.88] | 9758 . xie jue" 9756 I |
| [00:05.99] | you you you |
| [00:09.71] | ren sheng ru xi wo yao huo de xiao sa |
| [00:11.88] | xiao sa de nan ren duo ban wan shang bu hui jia |
| [00:14.87] | suo yi wo xiong di yao dai wo kai yan jie |
| [00:17.09] | Man zhen de ying gai dui ta biao shi yi xia gan xie |
| [00:19.64] | peng you dai wo lai dao yi jia ye zong hui |
| [00:21.57] | wo xiang zhe li bao jian yi ding hen gui |
| [00:24.40] | fan zheng peng you qing ke ma |
| [00:26.21] | wo ye wu suo wei |
| [00:27.46] | tian sheng he ping shi yi yang dou shi wei le ba mei |
| [00:29.40] | zai zhe li mei you nei xie hua yan qiao yu |
| [00:31.69] | ni ti chu de yao qiu ta men da duo dou yun xu |
| [00:34.23] | bu yong tan lian ai jiu ke yi wei ni xian shen |
| [00:36.69] | ye mei you nv hai wei ai qing xian de tai shen |
| [00:39.39] | hua shuo zhe li gu niang rang ren yan qian yi liang |
| [00:41.92] | bu dan zhang de piao liang er qie chuan de tan dang |
| [00:44.50] | ta men wei ni chi shui guo hai yao jing ni jiu shui |
| [00:46.87] | zhi shi chu le mai dan ni hai de gei dian xiao fei |
| [00:49.47] | qi shi hen duo xiao jie ye shen bu you ji |
| [00:51.57] | jing chang lou zhe jie mei bao yuan hai yi bian ku qi |
| [00:54.13] | you de lai zi wai di you de fu mu li yi |
| [00:56.87] | zong er yan zhi dou you zhe ke lian de bei jing |
| [00:58.97] | gong zuo de shi hou dou shi xu qing jia yi |
| [01:01.58] | zai sheng huo zhong da duo shu ye hao bu dao na li qu |
| [01:03.74] | zui ke lian de shi ku qian bu wei zi ji |
| [01:06.28] | zhuan le qian que jin le ta lao gong de kou dai li |
| [01:08.74] | wo you liang ge peng you xiang ying zheng zuo ya |
| [01:11.17] | suo yi man huai zi xin de jin le jiu ba |
| [01:13.61] | dan shi jin qu yi hou fa xian ya zi dou dai jin lian zi |
| [01:16.10] | yin wei ke hu duo le you qian ni cai you mian zi |
| [01:18.66] | nei xie shao fu wei he yao zhao nan ren gui hun |
| [01:21.37] | yin wei ta men lao gong zhong ri bu jin jia men |
| [01:23.79] | da duo shu dou zai wai mian you bie de nv ren |
| [01:26.11] | shao shu de ling yi ban shi xing wu neng |
| [01:28.63] | zhe ge she hui nan dao jiu zhe me xian shi |
| [01:31.33] | zhe ge she hui de ren men dou zai bian zhi |
| [01:33.63] | suo yi suo yi cai you hua hong liu lv |
| [01:35.98] | suo yi suo yi cai you hua tian jiu di |
| [01:38.66] | zhe ge she hui nan dao jiu zhe me xian shi |
| [01:41.13] | zhe ge she hui de ren men dou zai bian zhi |
| [01:43.60] | suo yi suo yi cai you hua hong liu lv |
| [01:46.07] | suo yi suo yi cai you hua tian jiu di |
| [01:48.57] | OK xian zai wo jie zhe lai jiang zhe duan gu shi |
| [01:51.11] | hao hua de da ting sang na xi de hen shu shi |
| [01:53.30] | hui tou de shi hou tu ran si wu dui zhi |
| [01:55.91] | fa xian wo men ling dao zai lou zhe hu shi |
| [01:58.42] | wo shuo ling dao tong zhi ni men lai zhe li xiao sa |
| [02:00.73] | ta shuo dou shi wei le gong zuo mei you ban fa |
| [02:03.09] | la zhe hu shi shou shuo yao xian hui jia |
| [02:05.81] | wo shuo ling dao nin man zou nin sa you na la |
| [02:08.10] | ou yu bu yao jin ke shi jiang jin zen me shuo |
| [02:10.47] | yi nian ji ge yue de gong zi wo dou mei you na guo |
| [02:12.85] | wo shuo wo jia de gou liang dou jie bu kai guo |
| [02:15.28] | ni yao dong de feng xian ling dao jiao yu wo shuo |
| [02:17.94] | mei you qian de ri zi shi you xie nan guo |
| [02:20.39] | ling dao zhao hu shi zhi shi wei le an mo |
| [02:22.93] | huo dong hao le jin gu cai neng hao hao gong zuo |
| [02:25.24] | chuan tong de si wei ding shi wo de tu po |
| [02:28.18] | ling dao wei le gong zuo shi ju gong jin cui |
| [02:30.42] | pei chi pei he pei K ge shi zai tai lei |
| [02:32.76] | jiu hou fan cuo qi shi zhi shi ge wu hui |
| [02:35.29] | dan shi hao yan hao jiu wo de fu jing qing zui |
| [02:37.57] | zhe ge she hui jiu shi zhe me xian shi |
| [02:40.02] | zhe ge she hui ren men dou zai bian zhi |
| [02:42.63] | ru guo wo shi ling dao wo ye hua hong liu lv |
| [02:45.23] | ru guo wo you qian wo ye hua tian jiu di |
| [02:47.60] | zhe ge she hui jiu shi zhe me xian shi |
| [02:50.16] | zhe ge she hui ren men dou zai bian zhi |
| [02:52.68] | ru guo wo shi ling dao wo ye hua hong liu lv |
| [02:54.96] | ru guo wo you qian wo ye hua tian jiu di |
| [02:57.47] | ai zhe ge yao gei ling dao ting dao le zen me ban |
| [03:01.33] | wo men zhe ge bu shi zai kai wan xiao ma zhen shi de |
| [03:04.02] | zhe sha kai wan xiao a zhe yi bu xiao xin zheng cheng le jiao dian fang tan |
| [03:07.11] | wo men ye bu shi gu yi de qi shi xie shi ma shi shi qiu shi ma a dui bu dui |
| [03:12.31] | dan shi dan shi ni gang cai shuo de na ge na ge jia qian hao xiang tai gui le |
| [03:15.43] | zen me tai gui le gui lie zhe ge di fang ai ni de wen wo wo gei ni jiang |
| [03:18.84] | nan jing zhe ge dong xi lan de zuo you zhe me ge hao di fang |
| [03:22.28] | ai dao na bian wo jie shao ge mei yi dian de peng you er yi |
| [03:25.69] | wo gei ni jie shao |
| [03:26.12] | zhen xiang zhi dao |
| [03:27.74] | a |
| [03:29.80] | hao qing ting xia hui fen jie |
| [03:32.80] | ha ha ha |
| [00:02.88] | 9758 . xiē jué" 9756 I |
| [00:05.99] | yōu yōu yōu |
| [00:09.71] | rén shēng rú xì wǒ yào huó de xiāo sǎ |
| [00:11.88] | xiāo sǎ de nán rén duō bàn wǎn shàng bù huí jiā |
| [00:14.87] | suǒ yǐ wǒ xiōng dì yào dài wǒ kāi yǎn jiè |
| [00:17.09] | Man zhēn de yìng gāi duì tā biǎo shì yī xià gǎn xiè |
| [00:19.64] | péng yǒu dài wǒ lái dào yī jiā yè zǒng huì |
| [00:21.57] | wǒ xiǎng zhè lǐ bāo jiān yí dìng hěn guì |
| [00:24.40] | fǎn zhèng péng yǒu qǐng kè ma |
| [00:26.21] | wǒ yě wú suǒ wèi |
| [00:27.46] | tiān shēng hé píng shí yí yàng dōu shì wèi le bǎ mèi |
| [00:29.40] | zài zhè lǐ méi yǒu nèi xiē huā yán qiǎo yǔ |
| [00:31.69] | nǐ tí chū de yāo qiú tā men dà duō dōu yǔn xǔ |
| [00:34.23] | bù yòng tán liàn ài jiù kě yǐ wéi nǐ xiàn shēn |
| [00:36.69] | yě méi yǒu nǚ hái wèi ài qíng xiàn de tài shēn |
| [00:39.39] | huà shuō zhè lǐ gū niáng ràng rén yǎn qián yī liàng |
| [00:41.92] | bù dàn zhǎng de piào liàng ér qiě chuān de tǎn dàng |
| [00:44.50] | tā men wèi nǐ chī shuǐ guǒ hái yào jìng nǐ jiǔ shuǐ |
| [00:46.87] | zhǐ shì chú le mǎi dān nǐ hái dé gěi diǎn xiǎo fèi |
| [00:49.47] | qí shí hěn duō xiǎo jiě yě shēn bù yóu jǐ |
| [00:51.57] | jīng cháng lǒu zhe jiě mèi bào yuàn hái yī biān kū qì |
| [00:54.13] | yǒu de lái zì wài dì yǒu de fù mǔ lí yì |
| [00:56.87] | zǒng ér yán zhī dōu yǒu zhe kě lián de bèi jǐng |
| [00:58.97] | gōng zuò de shí hòu dōu shì xū qíng jiǎ yì |
| [01:01.58] | zài shēng huó zhōng dà duō shù yě hǎo bú dào nǎ lǐ qù |
| [01:03.74] | zuì kě lián de shì kǔ qián bù wéi zì jǐ |
| [01:06.28] | zhuàn le qián què jìn le tā lǎo gōng de kǒu dài lǐ |
| [01:08.74] | wǒ yǒu liǎng gè péng yǒu xiǎng yìng zhēng zuò yā |
| [01:11.17] | suǒ yǐ mǎn huái zì xìn de jìn le jiǔ bā |
| [01:13.61] | dàn shì jìn qù yǐ hòu fā xiàn yā zǐ dōu dài jīn liàn zǐ |
| [01:16.10] | yīn wèi kè hù duō le yǒu qián nǐ cái yǒu miàn zi |
| [01:18.66] | nèi xiē shào fù wèi hé yào zhǎo nán rén guǐ hùn |
| [01:21.37] | yīn wèi tā men lǎo gōng zhōng rì bù jìn jiā mén |
| [01:23.79] | dà duō shù dōu zài wài miàn yǒu bié de nǚ rén |
| [01:26.11] | shǎo shù de lìng yī bàn shì xìng wú néng |
| [01:28.63] | zhè gè shè huì nán dào jiù zhè me xiàn shí |
| [01:31.33] | zhè gè shè huì de rén men dōu zài biàn zhì |
| [01:33.63] | suǒ yǐ suǒ yǐ cái yǒu huā hóng liǔ lǜ |
| [01:35.98] | suǒ yǐ suǒ yǐ cái yǒu huā tiān jiǔ dì |
| [01:38.66] | zhè gè shè huì nán dào jiù zhè me xiàn shí |
| [01:41.13] | zhè gè shè huì de rén men dōu zài biàn zhì |
| [01:43.60] | suǒ yǐ suǒ yǐ cái yǒu huā hóng liǔ lǜ |
| [01:46.07] | suǒ yǐ suǒ yǐ cái yǒu huā tiān jiǔ dì |
| [01:48.57] | OK xiàn zài wǒ jiē zhe lái jiǎng zhè duàn gù shì |
| [01:51.11] | háo huá de dà tīng sāng ná xǐ de hěn shū shì |
| [01:53.30] | huí tóu de shí hòu tū rán sì wǔ duì zhì |
| [01:55.91] | fā xiàn wǒ men lǐng dǎo zài lǒu zhe hù shì |
| [01:58.42] | wǒ shuō lǐng dǎo tóng zhì nǐ men lái zhè lǐ xiāo sǎ |
| [02:00.73] | tā shuō dōu shì wèi le gōng zuò méi yǒu bàn fǎ |
| [02:03.09] | lā zhe hù shì shǒu shuō yào xiān huí jiā |
| [02:05.81] | wǒ shuō lǐng dǎo nín màn zǒu nín sā yǒu nà lā |
| [02:08.10] | ǒu yù bú yào jǐn kě shì jiǎng jīn zěn me shuō |
| [02:10.47] | yī nián jǐ gè yuè de gōng zī wǒ dōu méi yǒu ná guò |
| [02:12.85] | wǒ shuō wǒ jiā de gǒu liáng dōu jiē bù kāi guō |
| [02:15.28] | nǐ yào dǒng de fèng xiàn lǐng dǎo jiào yù wǒ shuō |
| [02:17.94] | méi yǒu qián de rì zi shì yǒu xiē nán guò |
| [02:20.39] | lǐng dǎo zhǎo hù shì zhǐ shì wèi le àn mó |
| [02:22.93] | huó dòng hǎo le jīn gǔ cái néng hǎo hǎo gōng zuò |
| [02:25.24] | chuán tǒng de sī wéi dìng shì wǒ dé tū pò |
| [02:28.18] | lǐng dǎo wèi le gōng zuò shì jū gōng jìn cuì |
| [02:30.42] | péi chī péi hē péi K gē shí zài tài lèi |
| [02:32.76] | jiǔ hòu fàn cuò qí shí zhǐ shì gè wù huì |
| [02:35.29] | dàn shì hǎo yān hǎo jiǔ wǒ dé fù jīng qǐng zuì |
| [02:37.57] | zhè gè shè huì jiù shì zhè me xiàn shí |
| [02:40.02] | zhè gè shè huì rén men dōu zài biàn zhì |
| [02:42.63] | rú guǒ wǒ shì lǐng dǎo wǒ yě huā hóng liǔ lǜ |
| [02:45.23] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu qián wǒ yě huā tiān jiǔ dì |
| [02:47.60] | zhè gè shè huì jiù shì zhè me xiàn shí |
| [02:50.16] | zhè gè shè huì rén men dōu zài biàn zhì |
| [02:52.68] | rú guǒ wǒ shì lǐng dǎo wǒ yě huā hóng liǔ lǜ |
| [02:54.96] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu qián wǒ yě huā tiān jiǔ dì |
| [02:57.47] | āi zhè gè yào gěi lǐng dǎo tīng dào le zěn me bàn |
| [03:01.33] | wǒ men zhè gè bú shì zài kāi wán xiào ma zhēn shi de |
| [03:04.02] | zhè shà kāi wán xiào a zhè yī bù xiǎo xīn zhěng chéng le jiāo diǎn fǎng tán |
| [03:07.11] | wǒ men yě bú shì gù yì de qí shí xiě shí ma shí shì qiú shì ma a duì bú duì |
| [03:12.31] | dàn shì dàn shì nǐ gāng cái shuō de nà gè nà gè jià qián hǎo xiàng tài guì le |
| [03:15.43] | zěn me tài guì le guì liě zhè gè dì fāng āi nǐ dé wèn wǒ wǒ gěi nǐ jiǎng |
| [03:18.84] | nán jīng zhè gè dōng xī lǎn de zuò yǒu zhè me gè hǎo dì fāng |
| [03:22.28] | āi dào nǎ bian wǒ jiè shào gè měi yì diǎn de péng yǒu ér yǐ |
| [03:25.69] | wǒ gěi nǐ jiè shào |
| [03:26.12] | zhēn xiǎng zhī dào |
| [03:27.74] | a |
| [03:29.80] | hǎo qǐng tīng xià huí fēn jiě |
| [03:32.80] | hā hā hā |
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