喝馄饨

歌曲 喝馄饨
歌手 D-Evil
专辑 D-Evil原创合集

歌词

[00:03.190] 还要辣油阿？还要辣油阿？
[00:09.310] 如果你要辣油，你就讲一声
[00:11.960] 我再讲一遍
[00:13.220] 哎如果你要辣油，你就讲一声
[00:16.570] 哎！你他妈到底要还是不要阿？
[00:17.880]
[00:18.510] 每天晚上6点半，我就来到马台街
[00:20.830] 推着我的老王馄饨摊
[00:22.810] 是把钱赚，哎把钱赚
[00:25.450] 我要是赚不着钱，我该怎么办？
[00:27.510] 你不会让我去卖老头盖浇饭啵？
[00:29.790] 不就一碗白饭加个鸡蛋
[00:32.050] 乖乖弄得皮肚，再搞点儿猪肝
[00:34.350] 哎油，吃多了小心会得脂肪肝（哦）
[00:36.410]
[00:36.730] 一张桌子几张板凳一个馄饨摊
[00:38.930] 老板长的黑如炭而且还是造型男
[00:41.280] 对面一家拉面馆
[00:42.430] 老板寡抠鼻屎还喜欢往外弹（哎油）
[00:44.920] 一个吊字，闪。
[00:46.060] 鄙视盖浇饭，没的菜光是蒜
[00:48.110] 老头老太吃多了还随地吐痰
[00:50.300] 啊呀滚你妈你阿恶心啊
[00:51.890] 请再来一盘，很好，你一点儿都不谗
[00:54.650] 作料尽管上，加得盐再加得糖
[00:57.220]
[00:59.930] 不要担心我发胖，我长的就像费翔
[01:02.000] 外号传说中无敌小强（蟑螂欧）
[01:04.270] 乖乖馄饨就是香，什么三菇青菜我都不去想
[01:07.070] 瞎讲，刚才还在说非要辣椒酱
[01:09.310] 哎哎，烫烫烫烫烫，馄饨都虎到身上了（浪费噢）
[01:12.860]
[01:13.430] （走，喝馄饨去）（到哪边喝阿）
[01:15.090] （老王馄饨摊）（好行，走）
[01:17.210] （还要馄饨阿？）（3碗3碗）
[01:19.340] （等一会马上就来了）（哎油哎油，生意来咯）
[01:20.920]
[01:22.860] 我们每天晚上来到老王馄饨摊
[01:24.850] 不管刮风下雨我们都要来一碗儿
[01:27.180] 我们不用筷子不用勺子喝馄饨
[01:29.290] 哎喝馄饨，哎喝馄饨
[01:31.710] 我们每天晚上来到老王馄饨摊
[01:34.040] 不管刮风下雨我们都要来一碗儿
[01:36.300] 我们不用筷子不用勺子喝馄饨
[01:38.560] 哎喝馄饨，哎喝馄饨
[01:40.990]
[01:41.410] 我们吹会牛B，你看你今天穿的真土
[01:43.790] 全身上下10元店自助，饿了就去街头小巷补一补
[01:47.820] 喝馄饨哎你真没的数，为了喝馄饨还特意买衣服
[01:51.480] 等于说一块钱你还想摆谱，没得事，请去华新复古 （日）
[01:54.750] 南京真奇怪，老头儿胖老太
[01:57.030] 三角裤头满街晒，鸭子卖的比鸡快
[01:59.300] （乖乖一个漂亮潘西嘛）哎哪块哪块？
[02:01.750] （哎油，嫖你的诶，小孩你真呆 ）
[02:03.850] 很好朋友你不甩，你一点儿不臆怪
[02:06.370] 喝完馄饨居然还叫外卖，等于说你长的像烧卖
[02:09.780]
[02:10.030] 我跟你讲哦 上次有一道题目让我歇吊菜
[02:13.060] 想了半天我还是死活在那块发呆
[02:15.400] 所以我就去问漂亮的女老师赖
[02:17.840] 老师温柔的讲哦（你这个都不会做阿？）
[02:20.070] 那我就说赖：哎你教我做哎！你教我做哎！请你教我做哎！
[02:24.590] （吹牛B的波，你们老师明明是老太）
[02:26.240]
[02:26.710] 我们每天晚上来到老王馄饨摊
[02:29.180] 不管刮风下雨我们都要来一碗儿
[02:31.470] 我们不用筷子不用勺子喝馄饨
[02:33.770] 哎喝馄饨，哎喝馄饨
[02:36.120] 我们每天晚上来到老王馄饨摊
[02:38.320] 不管刮风下雨我们都要来一碗儿
[02:40.640] 我们不用筷子不用勺子喝馄饨
[02:42.900] 哎喝馄饨，哎喝馄饨
[02:44.910]
[02:45.010] 突然蓝色跃进开过来，下来一群大盖帽
[02:47.870] 快跑，快跑，没得命咯，一群土匪哦！
[02:51.300] 跑不快的凳子拿去烧
[02:52.750] 香烟赶快掏，掏掏掏，掏个吊
[02:54.920] 哎呀黑的老，连个馄饨都喝不了
[02:56.870] 我马上就喊法制现场过来报道
[02:59.370] 我左边坐孟非，我右边蹲老赵
[03:01.620] 老子的后台还是18频道
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[03:03.640] 滚你妈生意不做老，老子跟你们去嘈
[03:06.230] 收起馄饨摊，大家一起去吃羊肉串
[03:08.400] 哪个狗日今天不吃羊鞭加羊蛋
[03:10.630] 吃完以后大家一起去乱（恩腿子）
[03:12.980]
[03:13.330] 等于说今天晚上不哈馄饨摊
[03:16.010] 我们大家一正走，（哎）拾达摆盘
[03:18.380] 路人甲说（阿去乱阿）
[03:20.960] 然后路人乙就说赖（挨地嘛）
[03:23.940] 等于说你老妈不烦，你老婆不管，很好
[03:26.410] （大乱小乱阿？）我跟你讲哦朋友
[03:28.840] 我们先大乱，后小乱，HIGH到天亮照死玩
[03:33.060]
[03:33.260] 我们每天晚上来到老王馄饨摊
[03:35.370] 不管刮风下雨我们都要来一碗儿
[03:37.570] 我们不用筷子不用勺子喝馄饨
[03:39.870] 哎喝馄饨，哎喝馄饨
[03:42.190] 我们每天晚上来到老王馄饨摊
[03:44.460] 不管刮风下雨我们都要来一碗儿
[03:46.780] 我们不用筷子不用勺子喝馄饨
[03:49.120] 哎喝馄饨，哎喝馄饨
[03:51.520] 我们每天晚上来到老王馄饨摊
[03:53.640] 不管刮风下雨我们都要来一碗儿
[03:56.050] 我们不用筷子不用勺子喝馄饨
[03:58.280] 哎喝馄饨，哎喝馄饨
[04:00.580] 我们每天晚上来到老王馄饨摊
[04:02.860] 不管刮风下雨我们都要来一碗儿
[04:05.220] 我们不用筷子不用勺子喝馄饨
[04:07.400] 哎喝馄饨，哎喝馄饨
[04:10.740]

拼音

[00:03.190] hái yào là yóu ā? hái yào là yóu ā?
[00:09.310] rú guǒ nǐ yào là yóu, nǐ jiù jiǎng yī shēng
[00:11.960] wǒ zài jiǎng yī biàn
[00:13.220] āi rú guǒ nǐ yào là yóu, nǐ jiù jiǎng yī shēng
[00:16.570] āi! nǐ tā mā dào dǐ yào hái shì bú yào ā?
[00:17.880]
[00:18.510] měi tiān wǎn shàng 6 diǎn bàn, wǒ jiù lái dào mǎ tái jiē
[00:20.830] tuī zhe wǒ de lǎo wáng hún tún tān
[00:22.810] shì bǎ qián zhuàn, āi bǎ qián zhuàn
[00:25.450] wǒ yào shì zhuàn bù zháo qián, wǒ gāi zěn me bàn?
[00:27.510] nǐ bú huì ràng wǒ qù mài lǎo tóu gài jiāo fàn bo?
[00:29.790] bù jiù yī wǎn bái fàn jiā gè jī dàn
[00:32.050] guāi guāi nòng dé pí dù, zài gǎo diǎn ér zhū gān
[00:34.350] āi yóu, chī duō le xiǎo xīn huì de zhī fáng gān ó
[00:36.410]
[00:36.730] yī zhāng zhuō zi jǐ zhāng bǎn dèng yí gè hún tún tān
[00:38.930] lǎo bǎn zhǎng de hēi rú tàn ér qiě hái shì zào xíng nán
[00:41.280] duì miàn yī jiā lā miàn guǎn
[00:42.430] lǎo bǎn guǎ kōu bí shǐ hái xǐ huān wǎng wài dàn āi yóu
[00:44.920] yí gè diào zì, shǎn.
[00:46.060] bǐ shì gài jiāo fàn, méi de cài guāng shì suàn
[00:48.110] lǎo tóu lǎo tài chī duō le hái suí dì tǔ tán
[00:50.300] ā yā gǔn nǐ mā nǐ ā ě xīn a
[00:51.890] qǐng zài lái yī pán, hěn hǎo, nǐ yì diǎn ér dōu bù chán
[00:54.650] zuó liào jǐn guǎn shàng, jiā dé yán zài jiā dé táng
[00:57.220]
[00:59.930] bú yào dān xīn wǒ fā pàng, wǒ zhǎng de jiù xiàng fèi xiáng
[01:02.000] wài hào chuán shuō zhōng wú dí xiǎo qiáng zhāng láng ōu
[01:04.270] guāi guāi hún tún jiù shì xiāng, shén me sān gū qīng cài wǒ dōu bù qù xiǎng
[01:07.070] xiā jiǎng, gāng cái hái zài shuō fēi yào là jiāo jiàng
[01:09.310] āi āi, tàng tàng tàng tàng tàng, hún tún dōu hǔ dào shēn shàng le làng fèi ō
[01:12.860]
[01:13.430] zǒu, hē hún tún qù dào nǎ bian hē ā
[01:15.090] lǎo wáng hún tún tān hǎo xíng, zǒu
[01:17.210] hái yào hún tún ā? 3 wǎn 3 wǎn
[01:19.340] děng yī huì mǎ shàng jiù lái le āi yóu āi yóu, shēng yì lái gē
[01:20.920]
[01:22.860] wǒ men měi tiān wǎn shàng lái dào lǎo wáng hún tún tān
[01:24.850] bù guǎn guā fēng xià yǔ wǒ men dōu yào lái yī wǎn ér
[01:27.180] wǒ men bù yòng kuài zi bù yòng sháo zi hē hún tún
[01:29.290] āi hē hún tún, āi hē hún tún
[01:31.710] wǒ men měi tiān wǎn shàng lái dào lǎo wáng hún tún tān
[01:34.040] bù guǎn guā fēng xià yǔ wǒ men dōu yào lái yī wǎn ér
[01:36.300] wǒ men bù yòng kuài zi bù yòng sháo zi hē hún tún
[01:38.560] āi hē hún tún, āi hē hún tún
[01:40.990]
[01:41.410] wǒ men chuī huì niú B, nǐ kàn nǐ jīn tiān chuān dí zhēn tǔ
[01:43.790] quán shēn shàng xià 10 yuán diàn zì zhù, è le jiù qù jiē tóu xiǎo xiàng bǔ yī bǔ
[01:47.820] hē hún tún āi nǐ zhēn méi de shù, wèi le hē hún tún hái tè yì mǎi yī fú
[01:51.480] děng yú shuō yí kuài qián nǐ hái xiǎng bǎi pǔ, méi de shì, qǐng qù huá xīn fù gǔ rì
[01:54.750] nán jīng zhēn qí guài, lǎo tou er pàng lǎo tài
[01:57.030] sān jiǎo kù tóu mǎn jiē shài, yā zǐ mài de bǐ jī kuài
[01:59.300] guāi guāi yí gè piào liàng pān xī ma āi nǎ kuài nǎ kuài?
[02:01.750] āi yóu, piáo nǐ de éi, xiǎo hái nǐ zhēn dāi
[02:03.850] hěn hǎo péng you nǐ bù shuǎi, nǐ yì diǎn ér bù yì guài
[02:06.370] hē wán hún tún jū rán hái jiào wài mài, děng yú shuō nǐ zhǎng de xiàng shāo mài
[02:09.780]
[02:10.030] wǒ gēn nǐ jiǎng ó shàng cì yǒu yī dào tí mù ràng wǒ xiē diào cài
[02:13.060] xiǎng le bàn tiān wǒ hái shì sǐ huó zài nà kuài fā dāi
[02:15.400] suǒ yǐ wǒ jiù qù wèn piào liàng de nǚ lǎo shī lài
[02:17.840] lǎo shī wēn róu de jiǎng ó nǐ zhè gè dōu bú huì zuò ā?
[02:20.070] nà wǒ jiù shuō lài: āi nǐ jiào wǒ zuò āi! nǐ jiào wǒ zuò āi! qǐng nǐ jiào wǒ zuò āi!
[02:24.590] chuī niú B de bō, nǐ men lǎo shī míng míng shì lǎo tài
[02:26.240]
[02:26.710] wǒ men měi tiān wǎn shàng lái dào lǎo wáng hún tún tān
[02:29.180] bù guǎn guā fēng xià yǔ wǒ men dōu yào lái yī wǎn ér
[02:31.470] wǒ men bù yòng kuài zi bù yòng sháo zi hē hún tún
[02:33.770] āi hē hún tún, āi hē hún tún
[02:36.120] wǒ men měi tiān wǎn shàng lái dào lǎo wáng hún tún tān
[02:38.320] bù guǎn guā fēng xià yǔ wǒ men dōu yào lái yī wǎn ér
[02:40.640] wǒ men bù yòng kuài zi bù yòng sháo zi hē hún tún
[02:42.900] āi hē hún tún, āi hē hún tún
[02:44.910]
[02:45.010] tū rán lán sè yuè jìn kāi guò lái, xià lái yī qún dà gài mào
[02:47.870] kuài pǎo, kuài pǎo, méi de mìng gē, yī qún tǔ fěi ó!
[02:51.300] pǎo bù kuài de dèng zǐ ná qù shāo
[02:52.750] xiāng yān gǎn kuài tāo, tāo tāo tāo, tāo gè diào
[02:54.920] āi yā hēi de lǎo, lián gè hún tún dōu hē bù liǎo
[02:56.870] wǒ mǎ shàng jiù hǎn fǎ zhì xiàn chǎng guò lái bào dào
[02:59.370] wǒ zuǒ biān zuò mèng fēi, wǒ yòu biān dūn lǎo zhào
[03:01.620] lǎo zi de hòu tái hái shì 18 pín dào
[03:03.330]
[03:03.640] gǔn nǐ mā shēng yì bù zuò lǎo, lǎo zi gēn nǐ men qù cáo
[03:06.230] shōu qǐ hún tún tān, dà jiā yì qǐ qù chī yáng ròu chuàn
[03:08.400] něi gè gǒu rì jīn tiān bù chī yáng biān jiā yáng dàn
[03:10.630] chī wán yǐ hòu dà jiā yì qǐ qù luàn ēn tuǐ zǐ
[03:12.980]
[03:13.330] děng yú shuō jīn tiān wǎn shàng bù hā hún tún tān
[03:16.010] wǒ men dà jiā yī zhèng zǒu, āi shí dá bǎi pán
[03:18.380] lù rén jiǎ shuō ā qù luàn ā
[03:20.960] rán hòu lù rén yǐ jiù shuō lài āi dì ma
[03:23.940] děng yú shuō nǐ lǎo mā bù fán, nǐ lǎo pó bù guǎn, hěn hǎo
[03:26.410] dà luàn xiǎo luàn ā? wǒ gēn nǐ jiǎng ó péng yǒu
[03:28.840] wǒ men xiān dà luàn, hòu xiǎo luàn, HIGH dào tiān liàng zhào sǐ wán
[03:33.060]
[03:33.260] wǒ men měi tiān wǎn shàng lái dào lǎo wáng hún tún tān
[03:35.370] bù guǎn guā fēng xià yǔ wǒ men dōu yào lái yī wǎn ér
[03:37.570] wǒ men bù yòng kuài zi bù yòng sháo zi hē hún tún
[03:39.870] āi hē hún tún, āi hē hún tún
[03:42.190] wǒ men měi tiān wǎn shàng lái dào lǎo wáng hún tún tān
[03:44.460] bù guǎn guā fēng xià yǔ wǒ men dōu yào lái yī wǎn ér
[03:46.780] wǒ men bù yòng kuài zi bù yòng sháo zi hē hún tún
[03:49.120] āi hē hún tún, āi hē hún tún
[03:51.520] wǒ men měi tiān wǎn shàng lái dào lǎo wáng hún tún tān
[03:53.640] bù guǎn guā fēng xià yǔ wǒ men dōu yào lái yī wǎn ér
[03:56.050] wǒ men bù yòng kuài zi bù yòng sháo zi hē hún tún
[03:58.280] āi hē hún tún, āi hē hún tún
[04:00.580] wǒ men měi tiān wǎn shàng lái dào lǎo wáng hún tún tān
[04:02.860] bù guǎn guā fēng xià yǔ wǒ men dōu yào lái yī wǎn ér
[04:05.220] wǒ men bù yòng kuài zi bù yòng sháo zi hē hún tún
[04:07.400] āi hē hún tún, āi hē hún tún
[04:10.740]