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歌曲 踎低喷饭
歌手 林海峰
专辑 30mething About Jan Lamb
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[00:00.00] 作曲 : 陳奐仁
[00:00.343] 作词 : 林海峰/黃仲凱
[00:01.30] （唔好意思　林海峰仲係后台换梗衫
[00:04.35] 所以呢　佢今日叫我帮佢做埋介绍
[00:07.85] The invisible man　独家呈献
[00:13.64] 请大家快啲坐低　将手机关掉
[00:16.71] 吸烟嘅朋友请你食埋最后一口烟
[00:20.12] 因为林海峰就快出场啦）
[00:23.25]
[00:23.80] 踎低喷饭　点解餐餐撑到硬
[00:27.99] ABC餐洗乜点拣　冇饭气攻心至烦
[00:32.39] 踎低喷饭　医饱食粥无咁烦
[00:36.75] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦　擘大个口吞啖饭
[00:41.03]
[00:41.35] 港岛李生　屋企复式背向山
[00:45.84] 海景烟花眼咪眨　可惜天天要上班
[00:49.90] 呢位老板　公司休息佢照返
[00:54.04] 通宵加班无去玩　早餐等于佢晚餐
[00:58.46] 身体郁一郁就散　即刻睇医生执药单
[01:02.41] 食到佢眼坦坦　佢话出得嚟行预咗要还
[01:06.71]
[01:06.93] 辛苦你 每餐有药配抑郁送饭
[01:15.20] 食饱　冚被　最好瞓　唔係话咁简单
[01:24.12]
[01:24.36] 踎低喷饭　点解餐餐咁困难
[01:28.77] 生粒金蛋吞粒子弹　最后个医生最赚
[01:33.02] 踎低喷饭　只想医饱无嘢烦
[01:37.37] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦　擘大个口吞啖饭
[01:41.59]
[01:41.84] 踎低　有蚀　有赚　喷饭
[01:50.45] 踎低　有药　送饭　吃饭
[01:58.69]
[01:59.54] 天水李生　揾得几多够半餐
[02:03.91] 几多散工佢要争　一夫当关无税单
[02:08.01] 悭得要悭　悭得几多买隻蛋
[02:13.47] 仔仔女女要吔橙　橙橙蛋蛋都要拣
[02:17.69] 早餐担心到晚餐　李生嗌一声你老板
[02:21.78] 索啖气博命歎　佢话条路难行佢都照行
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[02:26.38] 辛苦你　每餐隔夜餸加炒冷饭
[02:34.51] 食饱　冚被　最好瞓 　唔係话咁简单
[02:43.42]
[02:43.73] 踎低喷饭　点解餐餐咁困难
[02:48.08] 一开个簿得过散纸好散　最后个袋胶到烂
[02:52.42] 踎低喷饭　只想医饱无嘢烦
[02:56.78] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦　擘大个口吞啖饭
[03:00.59]
[03:00.83] 踎低　无蚀　无赚　喷饭
[03:09.48] 踎低　无肉　有饭　吃饭
[03:34.82]
[03:35.70] 踎低喷饭　点解餐餐撑到硬
[03:39.98] ABC餐洗乜点拣　无饭气攻心至烦
[03:44.40] 踎低喷饭　医饱食粥无咁烦
[03:48.75] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦　坐落马桶想喷饭
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[03:53.12] 踎低　有事　要办　喷饭
[04:01.86] 粒粒　够硬　跌落　索啖
[04:10.62] 金光灿烂
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[04:13.04] （唔好意思 林海峰依家去紧厕所
[04:15.85] 就快返嚟 请等等）
[04:17.79]
[00:00.00] zuo qu : chen huan ren
[00:00.343] zuo ci : lin hai feng huang zhong kai
[00:01.30] wu hao yi si　 lin hai feng zhong xi hou tai huan geng shan
[00:04.35] suo yi ne　 qu jin ri jiao wo bang qu zuo mai jie shao
[00:07.85] The invisible man　 du jia cheng xian
[00:13.64] qing da jia kuai di zuo di　 jiang shou ji guan diao
[00:16.71] xi yan kai peng you qing ni shi mai zui hou yi kou yan
[00:20.12] yin wei lin hai feng jiu kuai chu chang la
[00:23.25]
[00:23.80] mou di pen fan　 dian jie can can cheng dao ying
[00:27.99] ABC can xi mie dian jian　 mao fan qi gong xin zhi fan
[00:32.39] mou di pen fan　 yi bao shi zhou wu han fan
[00:36.75] yi li qing song yi li xin ku　 bai da ge kou tun dan fan
[00:41.03]
[00:41.35] gang dao li sheng　 wu qi fu shi bei xiang shan
[00:45.84] hai jing yan hua yan mi zha　 ke xi tian tian yao shang ban
[00:49.90] ne wei lao ban　 gong si xiu xi qu zhao fan
[00:54.04] tong xiao jia ban wu qu wan　 zao can deng yu qu wan can
[00:58.46] shen ti yu yi yu jiu san　 ji ke di yi sheng zhi yao dan
[01:02.41] shi dao qu yan tan tan　 qu hua chu de li xing yu zuo yao hai
[01:06.71]
[01:06.93] xin ku ni mei can you yao pei yi yu song fan
[01:15.20] shi bao　 kan bei　 zui hao shui　 wu xi hua han jian dan
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[01:24.36] mou di pen fan　 dian jie can can han kun nan
[01:28.77] sheng li jin dan tun li zi dan　 zui hou ge yi sheng zui zhuan
[01:33.02] mou di pen fan　 zhi xiang yi bao wu ye fan
[01:37.37] yi li qing song yi li xin ku　 bai da ge kou tun dan fan
[01:41.59]
[01:41.84] mou di　 you shi　 you zhuan　 pen fan
[01:50.45] mou di　 you yao　 song fan　 chi fan
[01:58.69]
[01:59.54] tian shui li sheng　 wen de ji duo gou ban can
[02:03.91] ji duo san gong qu yao zheng　 yi fu dang guan wu shui dan
[02:08.01] qian de yao qian　 qian de ji duo mai zhi dan
[02:13.47] zi zai nv nv yao ye cheng　 cheng cheng dan dan dou yao jian
[02:17.69] zao can dan xin dao wan can　 li sheng ai yi sheng ni lao ban
[02:21.78] suo dan qi bo ming tan　 qu hua tiao lu nan xing qu dou zhao xing
[02:26.19]
[02:26.38] xin ku ni　 mei can ge ye song jia chao leng fan
[02:34.51] shi bao　 kan bei　 zui hao shui 　 wu xi hua han jian dan
[02:43.42]
[02:43.73] mou di pen fan　 dian jie can can han kun nan
[02:48.08] yi kai ge bu de guo san zhi hao san　 zui hou ge dai jiao dao lan
[02:52.42] mou di pen fan　 zhi xiang yi bao wu ye fan
[02:56.78] yi li qing song yi li xin ku　 bai da ge kou tun dan fan
[03:00.59]
[03:00.83] mou di　 wu shi　 wu zhuan　 pen fan
[03:09.48] mou di　 wu rou　 you fan　 chi fan
[03:34.82]
[03:35.70] mou di pen fan　 dian jie can can cheng dao ying
[03:39.98] ABC can xi mie dian jian　 wu fan qi gong xin zhi fan
[03:44.40] mou di pen fan　 yi bao shi zhou wu han fan
[03:48.75] yi li qing song yi li xin ku　 zuo luo ma tong xiang pen fan
[03:52.85]
[03:53.12] mou di　 you shi　 yao ban　 pen fan
[04:01.86] li li　 gou ying　 die luo　 suo dan
[04:10.62] jin guang can lan
[04:12.66]
[04:13.04] wu hao yi si lin hai feng yi jia qu jin ce suo
[04:15.85] jiu kuai fan li qing deng deng
[04:17.79]
[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : chén huàn rén
[00:00.343] zuò cí : lín hǎi fēng huáng zhòng kǎi
[00:01.30] wú hǎo yì sī　 lín hǎi fēng zhòng xì hòu tái huàn gěng shān
[00:04.35] suǒ yǐ ne　 qú jīn rì jiào wǒ bāng qú zuò mái jiè shào
[00:07.85] The invisible man　 dú jiā chéng xiàn
[00:13.64] qǐng dà jiā kuài dì zuò dī　 jiāng shǒu jī guān diào
[00:16.71] xī yān kǎi péng yǒu qǐng nǐ shí mái zuì hòu yī kǒu yān
[00:20.12] yīn wèi lín hǎi fēng jiù kuài chū chǎng la
[00:23.25]
[00:23.80] móu dī pēn fàn　 diǎn jiě cān cān chēng dào yìng
[00:27.99] ABC cān xǐ miē diǎn jiǎn　 mǎo fàn qì gōng xīn zhì fán
[00:32.39] móu dī pēn fàn　 yī bǎo shí zhōu wú hán fán
[00:36.75] yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ　 bāi dà gè kǒu tūn dàn fàn
[00:41.03]
[00:41.35] gǎng dǎo lǐ shēng　 wū qǐ fù shì bèi xiàng shān
[00:45.84] hǎi jǐng yān huā yǎn mī zhǎ　 kě xī tiān tiān yào shàng bān
[00:49.90] ne wèi lǎo bǎn　 gōng sī xiū xī qú zhào fǎn
[00:54.04] tōng xiāo jiā bān wú qù wán　 zǎo cān děng yú qú wǎn cān
[00:58.46] shēn tǐ yù yī yù jiù sàn　 jí kè dì yī shēng zhí yào dān
[01:02.41] shí dào qú yǎn tǎn tǎn　 qú huà chū dé lí xíng yù zuo yào hái
[01:06.71]
[01:06.93] xīn kǔ nǐ měi cān yǒu yào pèi yì yù sòng fàn
[01:15.20] shí bǎo　 kǎn bèi　 zuì hǎo shuì　 wú xì huà hán jiǎn dān
[01:24.12]
[01:24.36] móu dī pēn fàn　 diǎn jiě cān cān hán kùn nán
[01:28.77] shēng lì jīn dàn tūn lì zǐ dàn　 zuì hòu gè yī shēng zuì zhuàn
[01:33.02] móu dī pēn fàn　 zhǐ xiǎng yī bǎo wú yě fán
[01:37.37] yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ　 bāi dà gè kǒu tūn dàn fàn
[01:41.59]
[01:41.84] móu dī　 yǒu shí　 yǒu zhuàn　 pēn fàn
[01:50.45] móu dī　 yǒu yào　 sòng fàn　 chī fàn
[01:58.69]
[01:59.54] tiān shuǐ lǐ shēng　 wèn dé jǐ duō gòu bàn cān
[02:03.91] jǐ duō sǎn gōng qú yào zhēng　 yī fū dāng guān wú shuì dān
[02:08.01] qiān de yào qiān　 qiān dé jǐ duō mǎi zhī dàn
[02:13.47] zǐ zǎi nǚ nǚ yào yě chéng　 chéng chéng dàn dàn dōu yào jiǎn
[02:17.69] zǎo cān dān xīn dào wǎn cān　 lǐ shēng ài yī shēng nǐ lǎo bǎn
[02:21.78] suǒ dàn qì bó mìng tàn　 qú huà tiáo lù nán xíng qú dōu zhào xíng
[02:26.19]
[02:26.38] xīn kǔ nǐ　 měi cān gé yè sòng jiā chǎo lěng fàn
[02:34.51] shí bǎo　 kǎn bèi　 zuì hǎo shuì 　 wú xì huà hán jiǎn dān
[02:43.42]
[02:43.73] móu dī pēn fàn　 diǎn jiě cān cān hán kùn nán
[02:48.08] yī kāi gè bù dé guò sàn zhǐ hǎo sàn　 zuì hòu gè dài jiāo dào làn
[02:52.42] móu dī pēn fàn　 zhǐ xiǎng yī bǎo wú yě fán
[02:56.78] yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ　 bāi dà gè kǒu tūn dàn fàn
[03:00.59]
[03:00.83] móu dī　 wú shí　 wú zhuàn　 pēn fàn
[03:09.48] móu dī　 wú ròu　 yǒu fàn　 chī fàn
[03:34.82]
[03:35.70] móu dī pēn fàn　 diǎn jiě cān cān chēng dào yìng
[03:39.98] ABC cān xǐ miē diǎn jiǎn　 wú fàn qì gōng xīn zhì fán
[03:44.40] móu dī pēn fàn　 yī bǎo shí zhōu wú hán fán
[03:48.75] yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ　 zuò luò mǎ tǒng xiǎng pēn fàn
[03:52.85]
[03:53.12] móu dī　 yǒu shì　 yào bàn　 pēn fàn
[04:01.86] lì lì　 gòu yìng　 diē luò　 suǒ dàn
[04:10.62] jīn guāng càn làn
[04:12.66]
[04:13.04] wú hǎo yì sī lín hǎi fēng yī jiā qù jǐn cè suǒ
[04:15.85] jiù kuài fǎn lí qǐng děng děng
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