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Maynard: |
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Fucked Dolly Parton |
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Fucked Loretta Lynn |
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Fucked Barbara Mandrell |
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And fucked all of her kin |
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I've fucked Danny Pearl |
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I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl |
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I fucked the Judds |
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Paz: You fucked the Judds? |
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Maynard: Hell yeah! |
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(Chorus) |
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My cuntry boner, it won't go down |
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Maynard & Paz: |
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It won't go down, it won't go down |
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My cuntry boner won't go down |
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My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down |
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It won't go down, it won't go down |
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My cuntry boner, it won't go down |
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(Chorus) |
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Paz: |
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I fucked Willie Nelson |
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I fucked him deep inside |
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I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died |
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I fucked Dwight Yoakum |
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Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him |
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Paz: I fucked the Judds! |
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Maynard: You fucked the Judds? |
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(Chorus) |
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Group... sex (x3) |
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Our cuntry boners, they won't go down |
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Fucked Alabama |
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Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys |
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Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy |
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I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw |
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I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw |
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Kenny Rogers thought it crass |
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When I fucked his big white ass |
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I can't help it.... |
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(Chorus) |
