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With cowboy boots upon his feet, |
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Look both ways before you cross the street. |
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I saw you flying like a superstar, |
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Off the hood of some offending car. |
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The ambulance came right away. |
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Across the street, I heard him say: |
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"Al I got hit by a car, |
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You're a good friend Al, that's what you are." |
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Chorus: |
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Crushed like green velour, |
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You can't keep him down. |
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Who will mind the store |
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When Kyle's out of town? |
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Crushed like green velour, |
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You can't keep him down. |
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Who will mind the store |
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When Kyle's out of town? |
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Kyle got hurt pretty bad. |
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I guess he earned his victim badge. |
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He's an eagle scout with broken bones. |
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Eating Percosets and ice cream cones. |
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9:30 Club seems far away. |
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But I swear I still can hear him say: |
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"Al I got hit by a car. |
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You're a good friend Al, that's what you are." |
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Chorus: |
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Crushed like green velour, |
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You can't keep him down. |
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Who will mind the store |
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When Kyle's out of town? |
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Crushed like green velour, |
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You can't keep him down. |
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Who will mind the store |
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When Kyle's out of town? |