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CPA everyday I really want to do your taxes |
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My door is always closin when I want to gain access |
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Maybe this place is haunted I've heard rumors and myths |
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But if it doesn't pay its taxes then it doesn't exist |
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I always forget my key wish my neighbor'd keep a copy |
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Always have to get the doorman elevator to the lobby |
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Always trying to stay fit vitamins and exercise |
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As for Barret I can't bear it she's too easy on the eyes |
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TV's on won't respond maybe Dana's depressed |
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So I climbed out on the ledge like a baby possessed |
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I couldn't pull the cable what I want is out of reach |
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Like the lady like the key like the life I sadly seek |
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I tried to throw a party four years on the job |
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A promotional expense it's a tax wright off |
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Clients instead of friends cuz my friends are often not |
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Real what's the deal did somebody bring a dog |
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Somebody let me in |
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They'll join if we get our dance on |
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Yes have some |
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Were puny pale male and handsome |
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Somebody let me in |
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I just wanna take part |
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Whether it's a party or my apartment |
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Or the compartments of my heart |
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I thought it was a dog j thought it was a bear |
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I took the elevator andnj think it took the stairs |
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It chased me through the park got cornered on the green |
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I thought I had a milkbone now ill never know Janine |
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The diners did t mind they went back to their snails |
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I got possessed by a demon now their scheme would prevail |
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I asked a horse a question but the driver declined |
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You will perish in flames you and all of your kind |
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My eyes turned red and I growled I ran insane through the city |
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I got dropped off at the Busters secretary was pretty |
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Sport a spaghetti strainer my noodle was a no brainer |
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Slapped some pizza on my face and smelled the popcorn container |
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Speaking of the unit blew up and the prisoner broke free |
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My captors got distracted so I opted to flee |
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This is the real thing to my building where my feelings couldn't falter |
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Once a bastard now a master had to have her on the alter |
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Woke up feeling great the sensations sublime |
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The biggest interdimensional cross rip since 1909 |
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Tunguska it was nothing used to being misused |
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It was a non-issue when they wanted my brain tissue |
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I coulda sworn we did it though she denied it emphatically |
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Tragically it had to be my slacks were slashed dramatically |
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Actually cut to a court room where a gavel kept hammering |
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Legal expertise was so weak I was nervous and stammering |
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Two Italian ghosts got all our foes back on our side |
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Ghost Busters back in the action now the city could sigh |
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Mood altering slime was in the sewers and pipes |
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A Carpathian painting had us all hating on life |
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My role was baby sitter when I wish I was a Buster |
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Asked Janine out on a date with all the courage I could muster |
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Super Mario Brother, Parcheesi, Boggle or Twister |
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We fed the baby french bread pizza then I guess I kinda kissed her |
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The baby got abducted I had royally screwed up |
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Got the crew out of Park View and decided to suit up |
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No longer an accountant I was a man on a mission |
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Keep sharp - Stay fit - and make good decisions |
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Slimer was my driver we decided to keep the peace |
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In tried to capture him with KFC in a deleted scene |
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Aimed my protons at the met all of it covered in slime |
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It went away I saved the day no longer lame but divine |
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