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Help wanted |
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Do you wanna pay the bills? |
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Help wanted |
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Have unnecessary skills |
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If a house is barely haunted |
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Do you think it's really real? |
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Fill out an application |
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Just be patient, |
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You know the drill |
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Help wanted |
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Do you wanna pay the bills? |
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Help wanted |
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Have unnecessary skills |
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If a house is barely haunted |
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Do you think it's really real? |
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Fill out an application |
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Just be patient, |
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You know the drill |
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As a veteran, I was settling into a life of self-pity |
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Living with my mother in my favorite city |
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She started getting on my case about wasting my life |
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I missed the action of the Air Force and the feeling of flight |
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"Get a job", she demanded, so I picked up the paper |
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Saw an ad that wasn't bad, at least it wasn't a waiter |
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I was trained in computers, I was fit and athletic |
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I was tired of being a loser and of feeling pathetic |
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So I went and interviewed; I was a dude without options |
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The more questions she asked, the more my mind flashed "caution" |
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Do you believe in UFOs? Yeah, I've had my fair share |
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Clairvoyance, ESP, do you believe in what isn't there? |
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When they let us in the lockers I was honestly scared |
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But I was desperate and upset with just chilling in chairs |
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So I said, "The pay is steady, then I'm willing and able" |
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She said, "You're hired." I was wired, I was suddenly stable |
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Help wanted |
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Do you wanna pay the bills? |
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Help wanted |
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Have unnecessary skills |
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If a house is barely haunted |
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Do you think it's really real? |
|
Fill out an application |
|
Just be patient, |
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You know the drill |
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Help wanted |
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Do you wanna pay the bills? |
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Help wanted |
|
Have unnecessary skills |
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If a house is barely haunted |
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Do you think it's really real? |
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Fill out an application |
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Just be patient, |
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You know the drill |
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I met the dudes in my crew, they were slimy and stinky |
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Took my down in the basement, showed me a really big Twinkie |
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I started thinking the back of the Bible was entirely right |
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I started seeing crazy shit that'll turn you white |
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The dead rising from the grave, this is totally the end of days |
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At least I was getting paid in spite of my mental state |
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Better than telling fortunes on Coney Island with a cape |
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Better than birthday parties where I wasn't offered any cake |
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No occupation's perfect, I'm determined and devoted |
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Fought a god in a painting and a spectral locomotive |
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Sometimes there's slime and violence, the kind I cannot handle |
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But I'm about to [...] smiles and settles |
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God is watching over me, protecting me from danger |
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Sometimes it's up to me to bust a beast with lightning lasers |
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I have tools, I have talent, it's a challenge when you're chosen |
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But I was born to bust a ghost, and all those chumps who oppose us |
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Help wanted |
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Do you wanna pay the bills? |
|
Help wanted |
|
Have unnecessary skills |
|
If a house is barely haunted |
|
Do you think it's really real? |
|
Fill out an application |
|
Just be patient, |
|
You know the drill |
|
Help wanted |
|
Do you wanna pay the bills? |
|
Help wanted |
|
Have unnecessary skills |
|
If a house is barely haunted |
|
Do you think it's really real? |
|
Fill out an application |
|
Just be patient, |
|
You know the drill |
|
Help wanted |
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Help wanted |
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Help wanted |
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Help wanted |
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Help wanted |