跖低喷饭

跖低喷饭 歌词

歌曲 跖低喷饭
歌手 林海峰
专辑 我哋大家
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[04:18.64] 林海峰 - 踎低喷饭
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[00:01.45] (唔好意思 林海峰仲係后台换梗衫
[00:04.57] 所以呢 佢今日叫我帮佢做埋介绍
[00:07.89] The invisible man 独家呈献
[00:10.84] 林海峰踎低喷饭
[00:13.80] 请大家快啲坐低 将手机关掉
[00:17.04] 吸烟嘅朋友请你食埋最后一口烟
[00:20.22] 因为林海峰就快出场啦)
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[00:24.04] 踎低喷饭 点解餐餐撑到硬
[00:28.31] ABC餐洗乜点拣 冇饭气攻心至烦
[00:32.76] 踎低喷饭 医饱食粥无咁烦
[00:37.08] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦 擘大个口吞啖饭
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[00:41.55] 港岛李生 屋企复式背向山
[00:45.92] 海景烟花眼咪眨 可惜天天要上班
[00:50.15] 呢位老板 公司休息佢照返
[00:54.65] 通宵加班无去玩 早餐等于佢晚餐
[00:59.06] 身体郁一郁就散 即刻睇医生执药单
[01:03.05] 食到佢眼坦坦 佢话出得嚟行预咗要还
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[01:07.62] 辛苦你 每餐有药配抑郁送饭
[01:15.81] 食饱 冚被 最好瞓 唔係话咁简单
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[01:25.37] 踎低喷饭 点解餐餐咁困难
[01:29.37] 生粒金蛋吞粒子弹 最后个医生最赚
[01:33.83] 踎低喷饭 只想医饱无嘢烦
[01:38.15] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦 擘大个口吞啖饭
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[01:42.53] 踎低 有蚀 有赚 喷饭
[01:51.62] 踎低 有药 送饭 吃饭
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[02:00.05] 天水李生 揾得几多够半餐
[02:04.50] 几多散工佢要争 一夫当关无税单
[02:08.75] 悭得要悭 悭得几多买隻蛋
[02:13.21] 仔仔女女要吔橙 橙橙蛋蛋都要拣
[02:17.64] 早餐担心到晚餐 李生嗌一声你老板
[02:21.56] 索啖气博命歎 佢话条路难行佢都照行
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[02:26.12] 辛苦你 每餐隔夜餸加炒冷饭
[02:34.40] 食饱 冚被 最好瞓 唔係话咁简单
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[02:43.59] 踎低喷饭 点解餐餐咁困难
[02:48.08] 一开个簿得过散纸好散 最后个袋胶到烂
[02:52.34] 踎低喷饭 只想医饱无嘢烦
[02:56.70] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦 擘大个口吞啖饭
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[03:01.10] 踎低 无蚀 无赚 喷饭
[03:09.82] 踎低 无肉 有饭 吃饭
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[03:35.99] 踎低喷饭 点解餐餐撑到硬
[03:40.32] ABC餐洗乜点拣 无饭气攻心至烦
[03:44.68] 踎低喷饭 医饱食粥无咁烦
[03:49.05] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦 坐落马桶想喷饭
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[03:53.51] 踎低 有事 要办 喷饭
[04:02.09] 粒粒 够硬 跌落 索啖
[04:10.83] 金光灿烂
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[04:13.32] (唔好意思 林海峰依家去紧厕所
[04:16.14] 就快返嚟 请等等)
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[04:18.64] lin hai feng mou di pen fan
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[00:01.45] wu hao yi si  lin hai feng zhong xi hou tai huan geng shan
[00:04.57] suo yi ne  qu jin ri jiao wo bang qu zuo mai jie shao
[00:07.89] The invisible man  du jia cheng xian
[00:10.84] lin hai feng mou di pen fan
[00:13.80] qing da jia kuai di zuo di  jiang shou ji guan diao
[00:17.04] xi yan kai peng you qing ni shi mai zui hou yi kou yan
[00:20.22] yin wei lin hai feng jiu kuai chu chang la
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[00:24.04] mou di pen fan  dian jie can can cheng dao ying
[00:28.31] ABC can xi mie dian jian  mao fan qi gong xin zhi fan
[00:32.76] mou di pen fan  yi bao shi zhou wu han fan
[00:37.08] yi li qing song yi li xin ku  bai da ge kou tun dan fan
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[00:41.55] gang dao li sheng  wu qi fu shi bei xiang shan
[00:45.92] hai jing yan hua yan mi zha  ke xi tian tian yao shang ban
[00:50.15] ne wei lao ban  gong si xiu xi qu zhao fan
[00:54.65] tong xiao jia ban wu qu wan  zao can deng yu qu wan can
[00:59.06] shen ti yu yi yu jiu san  ji ke di yi sheng zhi yao dan
[01:03.05] shi dao qu yan tan tan  qu hua chu de li xing yu zuo yao hai
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[01:07.62] xin ku ni mei can you yao pei yi yu song fan
[01:15.81] shi bao  kan bei  zui hao shui  wu xi hua han jian dan
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[01:25.37] mou di pen fan  dian jie can can han kun nan
[01:29.37] sheng li jin dan tun li zi dan  zui hou ge yi sheng zui zhuan
[01:33.83] mou di pen fan  zhi xiang yi bao wu ye fan
[01:38.15] yi li qing song yi li xin ku  bai da ge kou tun dan fan
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[01:42.53] mou di  you shi  you zhuan  pen fan
[01:51.62] mou di  you yao  song fan  chi fan
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[02:00.05] tian shui li sheng  wen de ji duo gou ban can
[02:04.50] ji duo san gong qu yao zheng  yi fu dang guan wu shui dan
[02:08.75] qian de yao qian  qian de ji duo mai zhi dan
[02:13.21] zi zai nv nv yao ye cheng  cheng cheng dan dan dou yao jian
[02:17.64] zao can dan xin dao wan can  li sheng ai yi sheng ni lao ban
[02:21.56] suo dan qi bo ming tan  qu hua tiao lu nan xing qu dou zhao xing
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[02:26.12] xin ku ni  mei can ge ye song jia chao leng fan
[02:34.40] shi bao  kan bei  zui hao shui wu xi hua han jian dan
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[02:43.59] mou di pen fan  dian jie can can han kun nan
[02:48.08] yi kai ge bu de guo san zhi hao san  zui hou ge dai jiao dao lan
[02:52.34] mou di pen fan  zhi xiang yi bao wu ye fan
[02:56.70] yi li qing song yi li xin ku  bai da ge kou tun dan fan
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[03:01.10] mou di  wu shi  wu zhuan  pen fan
[03:09.82] mou di  wu rou  you fan  chi fan
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[03:35.99] mou di pen fan  dian jie can can cheng dao ying
[03:40.32] ABC can xi mie dian jian  wu fan qi gong xin zhi fan
[03:44.68] mou di pen fan  yi bao shi zhou wu han fan
[03:49.05] yi li qing song yi li xin ku  zuo luo ma tong xiang pen fan
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[03:53.51] mou di  you shi  yao ban  pen fan
[04:02.09] li li  gou ying  die luo  suo dan
[04:10.83] jin guang can lan
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[04:13.32] wu hao yi si lin hai feng yi jia qu jin ce suo
[04:16.14] jiu kuai fan li qing deng deng
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[04:18.64] lín hǎi fēng móu dī pēn fàn
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[00:01.45] wú hǎo yì sī  lín hǎi fēng zhòng xì hòu tái huàn gěng shān
[00:04.57] suǒ yǐ ne  qú jīn rì jiào wǒ bāng qú zuò mái jiè shào
[00:07.89] The invisible man  dú jiā chéng xiàn
[00:10.84] lín hǎi fēng móu dī pēn fàn
[00:13.80] qǐng dà jiā kuài dì zuò dī  jiāng shǒu jī guān diào
[00:17.04] xī yān kǎi péng yǒu qǐng nǐ shí mái zuì hòu yī kǒu yān
[00:20.22] yīn wèi lín hǎi fēng jiù kuài chū chǎng la
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[00:24.04] móu dī pēn fàn  diǎn jiě cān cān chēng dào yìng
[00:28.31] ABC cān xǐ miē diǎn jiǎn  mǎo fàn qì gōng xīn zhì fán
[00:32.76] móu dī pēn fàn  yī bǎo shí zhōu wú hán fán
[00:37.08] yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ  bāi dà gè kǒu tūn dàn fàn
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[00:41.55] gǎng dǎo lǐ shēng  wū qǐ fù shì bèi xiàng shān
[00:45.92] hǎi jǐng yān huā yǎn mī zhǎ  kě xī tiān tiān yào shàng bān
[00:50.15] ne wèi lǎo bǎn  gōng sī xiū xī qú zhào fǎn
[00:54.65] tōng xiāo jiā bān wú qù wán  zǎo cān děng yú qú wǎn cān
[00:59.06] shēn tǐ yù yī yù jiù sàn  jí kè dì yī shēng zhí yào dān
[01:03.05] shí dào qú yǎn tǎn tǎn  qú huà chū dé lí xíng yù zuo yào hái
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[01:07.62] xīn kǔ nǐ měi cān yǒu yào pèi yì yù sòng fàn
[01:15.81] shí bǎo  kǎn bèi  zuì hǎo shuì  wú xì huà hán jiǎn dān
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[01:25.37] móu dī pēn fàn  diǎn jiě cān cān hán kùn nán
[01:29.37] shēng lì jīn dàn tūn lì zǐ dàn  zuì hòu gè yī shēng zuì zhuàn
[01:33.83] móu dī pēn fàn  zhǐ xiǎng yī bǎo wú yě fán
[01:38.15] yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ  bāi dà gè kǒu tūn dàn fàn
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[01:42.53] móu dī  yǒu shí  yǒu zhuàn  pēn fàn
[01:51.62] móu dī  yǒu yào  sòng fàn  chī fàn
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[02:00.05] tiān shuǐ lǐ shēng  wèn dé jǐ duō gòu bàn cān
[02:04.50] jǐ duō sǎn gōng qú yào zhēng  yī fū dāng guān wú shuì dān
[02:08.75] qiān de yào qiān  qiān dé jǐ duō mǎi zhī dàn
[02:13.21] zǐ zǎi nǚ nǚ yào yě chéng  chéng chéng dàn dàn dōu yào jiǎn
[02:17.64] zǎo cān dān xīn dào wǎn cān  lǐ shēng ài yī shēng nǐ lǎo bǎn
[02:21.56] suǒ dàn qì bó mìng tàn  qú huà tiáo lù nán xíng qú dōu zhào xíng
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[02:26.12] xīn kǔ nǐ  měi cān gé yè sòng jiā chǎo lěng fàn
[02:34.40] shí bǎo  kǎn bèi  zuì hǎo shuì wú xì huà hán jiǎn dān
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[02:43.59] móu dī pēn fàn  diǎn jiě cān cān hán kùn nán
[02:48.08] yī kāi gè bù dé guò sàn zhǐ hǎo sàn  zuì hòu gè dài jiāo dào làn
[02:52.34] móu dī pēn fàn  zhǐ xiǎng yī bǎo wú yě fán
[02:56.70] yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ  bāi dà gè kǒu tūn dàn fàn
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[03:01.10] móu dī  wú shí  wú zhuàn  pēn fàn
[03:09.82] móu dī  wú ròu  yǒu fàn  chī fàn
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[03:35.99] móu dī pēn fàn  diǎn jiě cān cān chēng dào yìng
[03:40.32] ABC cān xǐ miē diǎn jiǎn  wú fàn qì gōng xīn zhì fán
[03:44.68] móu dī pēn fàn  yī bǎo shí zhōu wú hán fán
[03:49.05] yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ  zuò luò mǎ tǒng xiǎng pēn fàn
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[03:53.51] móu dī  yǒu shì  yào bàn  pēn fàn
[04:02.09] lì lì  gòu yìng  diē luò  suǒ dàn
[04:10.83] jīn guāng càn làn
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[04:13.32] wú hǎo yì sī lín hǎi fēng yī jiā qù jǐn cè suǒ
[04:16.14] jiù kuài fǎn lí qǐng děng děng
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跖低喷饭 歌词
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