| [04:18.64] | 林海峰 - 踎低喷饭 |
| [04:20.65] | |
| [00:01.45] | （唔好意思 林海峰仲係后台换梗衫 |
| [00:04.57] | 所以呢 佢今日叫我帮佢做埋介绍 |
| [00:07.89] | The invisible man 独家呈献 |
| [00:10.84] | 林海峰踎低喷饭 |
| [00:13.80] | 请大家快啲坐低 将手机关掉 |
| [00:17.04] | 吸烟嘅朋友请你食埋最后一口烟 |
| [00:20.22] | 因为林海峰就快出场啦） |
| [00:22.45] | |
| [00:24.04] | 踎低喷饭 点解餐餐撑到硬 |
| [00:28.31] | ABC餐洗乜点拣 冇饭气攻心至烦 |
| [00:32.76] | 踎低喷饭 医饱食粥无咁烦 |
| [00:37.08] | 一粒轻松一粒辛苦 擘大个口吞啖饭 |
| [00:41.33] | |
| [00:41.55] | 港岛李生 屋企复式背向山 |
| [00:45.92] | 海景烟花眼咪眨 可惜天天要上班 |
| [00:50.15] | 呢位老板 公司休息佢照返 |
| [00:54.65] | 通宵加班无去玩 早餐等于佢晚餐 |
| [00:59.06] | 身体郁一郁就散 即刻睇医生执药单 |
| [01:03.05] | 食到佢眼坦坦 佢话出得嚟行预咗要还 |
| [01:07.38] | |
| [01:07.62] | 辛苦你 每餐有药配抑郁送饭 |
| [01:15.81] | 食饱 冚被 最好瞓 唔係话咁简单 |
| [01:25.06] | |
| [01:25.37] | 踎低喷饭 点解餐餐咁困难 |
| [01:29.37] | 生粒金蛋吞粒子弹 最后个医生最赚 |
| [01:33.83] | 踎低喷饭 只想医饱无嘢烦 |
| [01:38.15] | 一粒轻松一粒辛苦 擘大个口吞啖饭 |
| [01:42.26] | |
| [01:42.53] | 踎低 有蚀 有赚 喷饭 |
| [01:51.62] | 踎低 有药 送饭 吃饭 |
| [01:59.59] | |
| [02:00.05] | 天水李生 揾得几多够半餐 |
| [02:04.50] | 几多散工佢要争 一夫当关无税单 |
| [02:08.75] | 悭得要悭 悭得几多买隻蛋 |
| [02:13.21] | 仔仔女女要吔橙 橙橙蛋蛋都要拣 |
| [02:17.64] | 早餐担心到晚餐 李生嗌一声你老板 |
| [02:21.56] | 索啖气博命歎 佢话条路难行佢都照行 |
| [02:25.94] | |
| [02:26.12] | 辛苦你 每餐隔夜餸加炒冷饭 |
| [02:34.40] | 食饱 冚被 最好瞓 唔係话咁简单 |
| [02:43.35] | |
| [02:43.59] | 踎低喷饭 点解餐餐咁困难 |
| [02:48.08] | 一开个簿得过散纸好散 最后个袋胶到烂 |
| [02:52.34] | 踎低喷饭 只想医饱无嘢烦 |
| [02:56.70] | 一粒轻松一粒辛苦 擘大个口吞啖饭 |
| [03:00.88] | |
| [03:01.10] | 踎低 无蚀 无赚 喷饭 |
| [03:09.82] | 踎低 无肉 有饭 吃饭 |
| [03:18.15] | |
| [03:35.99] | 踎低喷饭 点解餐餐撑到硬 |
| [03:40.32] | ABC餐洗乜点拣 无饭气攻心至烦 |
| [03:44.68] | 踎低喷饭 医饱食粥无咁烦 |
| [03:49.05] | 一粒轻松一粒辛苦 坐落马桶想喷饭 |
| [03:53.25] | |
| [03:53.51] | 踎低 有事 要办 喷饭 |
| [04:02.09] | 粒粒 够硬 跌落 索啖 |
| [04:10.83] | 金光灿烂 |
| [04:12.97] | |
| [04:13.32] | （唔好意思 林海峰依家去紧厕所 |
| [04:16.14] | 就快返嚟 请等等） |
| [04:17.53] |
| [04:18.64] | lin hai feng mou di pen fan |
| [04:20.65] | |
| [00:01.45] | wu hao yi si lin hai feng zhong xi hou tai huan geng shan |
| [00:04.57] | suo yi ne qu jin ri jiao wo bang qu zuo mai jie shao |
| [00:07.89] | The invisible man du jia cheng xian |
| [00:10.84] | lin hai feng mou di pen fan |
| [00:13.80] | qing da jia kuai di zuo di jiang shou ji guan diao |
| [00:17.04] | xi yan kai peng you qing ni shi mai zui hou yi kou yan |
| [00:20.22] | yin wei lin hai feng jiu kuai chu chang la |
| [00:22.45] | |
| [00:24.04] | mou di pen fan dian jie can can cheng dao ying |
| [00:28.31] | ABC can xi mie dian jian mao fan qi gong xin zhi fan |
| [00:32.76] | mou di pen fan yi bao shi zhou wu han fan |
| [00:37.08] | yi li qing song yi li xin ku bai da ge kou tun dan fan |
| [00:41.33] | |
| [00:41.55] | gang dao li sheng wu qi fu shi bei xiang shan |
| [00:45.92] | hai jing yan hua yan mi zha ke xi tian tian yao shang ban |
| [00:50.15] | ne wei lao ban gong si xiu xi qu zhao fan |
| [00:54.65] | tong xiao jia ban wu qu wan zao can deng yu qu wan can |
| [00:59.06] | shen ti yu yi yu jiu san ji ke di yi sheng zhi yao dan |
| [01:03.05] | shi dao qu yan tan tan qu hua chu de li xing yu zuo yao hai |
| [01:07.38] | |
| [01:07.62] | xin ku ni mei can you yao pei yi yu song fan |
| [01:15.81] | shi bao kan bei zui hao shui wu xi hua han jian dan |
| [01:25.06] | |
| [01:25.37] | mou di pen fan dian jie can can han kun nan |
| [01:29.37] | sheng li jin dan tun li zi dan zui hou ge yi sheng zui zhuan |
| [01:33.83] | mou di pen fan zhi xiang yi bao wu ye fan |
| [01:38.15] | yi li qing song yi li xin ku bai da ge kou tun dan fan |
| [01:42.26] | |
| [01:42.53] | mou di you shi you zhuan pen fan |
| [01:51.62] | mou di you yao song fan chi fan |
| [01:59.59] | |
| [02:00.05] | tian shui li sheng wen de ji duo gou ban can |
| [02:04.50] | ji duo san gong qu yao zheng yi fu dang guan wu shui dan |
| [02:08.75] | qian de yao qian qian de ji duo mai zhi dan |
| [02:13.21] | zi zai nv nv yao ye cheng cheng cheng dan dan dou yao jian |
| [02:17.64] | zao can dan xin dao wan can li sheng ai yi sheng ni lao ban |
| [02:21.56] | suo dan qi bo ming tan qu hua tiao lu nan xing qu dou zhao xing |
| [02:25.94] | |
| [02:26.12] | xin ku ni mei can ge ye song jia chao leng fan |
| [02:34.40] | shi bao kan bei zui hao shui wu xi hua han jian dan |
| [02:43.35] | |
| [02:43.59] | mou di pen fan dian jie can can han kun nan |
| [02:48.08] | yi kai ge bu de guo san zhi hao san zui hou ge dai jiao dao lan |
| [02:52.34] | mou di pen fan zhi xiang yi bao wu ye fan |
| [02:56.70] | yi li qing song yi li xin ku bai da ge kou tun dan fan |
| [03:00.88] | |
| [03:01.10] | mou di wu shi wu zhuan pen fan |
| [03:09.82] | mou di wu rou you fan chi fan |
| [03:18.15] | |
| [03:35.99] | mou di pen fan dian jie can can cheng dao ying |
| [03:40.32] | ABC can xi mie dian jian wu fan qi gong xin zhi fan |
| [03:44.68] | mou di pen fan yi bao shi zhou wu han fan |
| [03:49.05] | yi li qing song yi li xin ku zuo luo ma tong xiang pen fan |
| [03:53.25] | |
| [03:53.51] | mou di you shi yao ban pen fan |
| [04:02.09] | li li gou ying die luo suo dan |
| [04:10.83] | jin guang can lan |
| [04:12.97] | |
| [04:13.32] | wu hao yi si lin hai feng yi jia qu jin ce suo |
| [04:16.14] | jiu kuai fan li qing deng deng |
| [04:17.53] |
| [04:18.64] | lín hǎi fēng móu dī pēn fàn |
| [04:20.65] | |
| [00:01.45] | wú hǎo yì sī lín hǎi fēng zhòng xì hòu tái huàn gěng shān |
| [00:04.57] | suǒ yǐ ne qú jīn rì jiào wǒ bāng qú zuò mái jiè shào |
| [00:07.89] | The invisible man dú jiā chéng xiàn |
| [00:10.84] | lín hǎi fēng móu dī pēn fàn |
| [00:13.80] | qǐng dà jiā kuài dì zuò dī jiāng shǒu jī guān diào |
| [00:17.04] | xī yān kǎi péng yǒu qǐng nǐ shí mái zuì hòu yī kǒu yān |
| [00:20.22] | yīn wèi lín hǎi fēng jiù kuài chū chǎng la |
| [00:22.45] | |
| [00:24.04] | móu dī pēn fàn diǎn jiě cān cān chēng dào yìng |
| [00:28.31] | ABC cān xǐ miē diǎn jiǎn mǎo fàn qì gōng xīn zhì fán |
| [00:32.76] | móu dī pēn fàn yī bǎo shí zhōu wú hán fán |
| [00:37.08] | yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ bāi dà gè kǒu tūn dàn fàn |
| [00:41.33] | |
| [00:41.55] | gǎng dǎo lǐ shēng wū qǐ fù shì bèi xiàng shān |
| [00:45.92] | hǎi jǐng yān huā yǎn mī zhǎ kě xī tiān tiān yào shàng bān |
| [00:50.15] | ne wèi lǎo bǎn gōng sī xiū xī qú zhào fǎn |
| [00:54.65] | tōng xiāo jiā bān wú qù wán zǎo cān děng yú qú wǎn cān |
| [00:59.06] | shēn tǐ yù yī yù jiù sàn jí kè dì yī shēng zhí yào dān |
| [01:03.05] | shí dào qú yǎn tǎn tǎn qú huà chū dé lí xíng yù zuo yào hái |
| [01:07.38] | |
| [01:07.62] | xīn kǔ nǐ měi cān yǒu yào pèi yì yù sòng fàn |
| [01:15.81] | shí bǎo kǎn bèi zuì hǎo shuì wú xì huà hán jiǎn dān |
| [01:25.06] | |
| [01:25.37] | móu dī pēn fàn diǎn jiě cān cān hán kùn nán |
| [01:29.37] | shēng lì jīn dàn tūn lì zǐ dàn zuì hòu gè yī shēng zuì zhuàn |
| [01:33.83] | móu dī pēn fàn zhǐ xiǎng yī bǎo wú yě fán |
| [01:38.15] | yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ bāi dà gè kǒu tūn dàn fàn |
| [01:42.26] | |
| [01:42.53] | móu dī yǒu shí yǒu zhuàn pēn fàn |
| [01:51.62] | móu dī yǒu yào sòng fàn chī fàn |
| [01:59.59] | |
| [02:00.05] | tiān shuǐ lǐ shēng wèn dé jǐ duō gòu bàn cān |
| [02:04.50] | jǐ duō sǎn gōng qú yào zhēng yī fū dāng guān wú shuì dān |
| [02:08.75] | qiān de yào qiān qiān dé jǐ duō mǎi zhī dàn |
| [02:13.21] | zǐ zǎi nǚ nǚ yào yě chéng chéng chéng dàn dàn dōu yào jiǎn |
| [02:17.64] | zǎo cān dān xīn dào wǎn cān lǐ shēng ài yī shēng nǐ lǎo bǎn |
| [02:21.56] | suǒ dàn qì bó mìng tàn qú huà tiáo lù nán xíng qú dōu zhào xíng |
| [02:25.94] | |
| [02:26.12] | xīn kǔ nǐ měi cān gé yè sòng jiā chǎo lěng fàn |
| [02:34.40] | shí bǎo kǎn bèi zuì hǎo shuì wú xì huà hán jiǎn dān |
| [02:43.35] | |
| [02:43.59] | móu dī pēn fàn diǎn jiě cān cān hán kùn nán |
| [02:48.08] | yī kāi gè bù dé guò sàn zhǐ hǎo sàn zuì hòu gè dài jiāo dào làn |
| [02:52.34] | móu dī pēn fàn zhǐ xiǎng yī bǎo wú yě fán |
| [02:56.70] | yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ bāi dà gè kǒu tūn dàn fàn |
| [03:00.88] | |
| [03:01.10] | móu dī wú shí wú zhuàn pēn fàn |
| [03:09.82] | móu dī wú ròu yǒu fàn chī fàn |
| [03:18.15] | |
| [03:35.99] | móu dī pēn fàn diǎn jiě cān cān chēng dào yìng |
| [03:40.32] | ABC cān xǐ miē diǎn jiǎn wú fàn qì gōng xīn zhì fán |
| [03:44.68] | móu dī pēn fàn yī bǎo shí zhōu wú hán fán |
| [03:49.05] | yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ zuò luò mǎ tǒng xiǎng pēn fàn |
| [03:53.25] | |
| [03:53.51] | móu dī yǒu shì yào bàn pēn fàn |
| [04:02.09] | lì lì gòu yìng diē luò suǒ dàn |
| [04:10.83] | jīn guāng càn làn |
| [04:12.97] | |
| [04:13.32] | wú hǎo yì sī lín hǎi fēng yī jiā qù jǐn cè suǒ |
| [04:16.14] | jiù kuài fǎn lí qǐng děng děng |
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