| 歌曲 | Cocktales |
| 歌手 | Too $hort |
| 专辑 | The Essential |
| [00:00.00] | 作词 : Shorty B/T. Shaw |
| [00:01.00] | 作曲 : Shorty B/T. Shaw |
| [00:17.49] | H-e-a-d, |
| [00:25.08] | All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p |
| [00:27.63] | You're just a big freak, you better not complain, |
| [00:30.51] | When you hear these *******tails and you hear your name. |
| [00:33.21] | If you a fake mother****er, ain't no thing |
| [00:36.21] | I'll pick up the phone and call janine. |
| [00:38.79] | If i call marie, i know for a fact |
| [00:41.49] | I'm gettin ****ed in my drop top Cadillac |
| [00:44.52] | I met this freak named naomi |
| [00:47.25] | Straight dicksucker worked me and my homies. |
| [00:49.92] | She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki |
| [00:52.80] | I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick. |
| [00:55.32] | She was fine as ****, but can't **** with tina |
| [00:58.44] | Tina, tina, the sperm cleana. |
| [01:00.90] | I took her to my house and told her strip |
| [01:03.90] | Baby got freaky-started doing the splits. |
| [01:06.27] | I said, "****!!! do what you want |
| [01:09.15] | Cause this true blue mack won't even front". |
| [01:12.09] | I ****ed her with my finger, she tried to cum |
| [01:15.00] | Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none |
| [01:17.46] | I'm too $hort baby couldn't be no punk |
| [01:20.40] | I'm trying to get freaky cause i love the funk |
| [01:22.74] | My dick is big and her pussy had a little one, |
| [01:25.53] | I didn't **** her freaky ass, but it was still fun. |
| [01:28.35] | I know you stop and wonder just what it is.. |
| [01:31.20] | It's the california lifestyle that i live. |
| [01:36.93] | My name is short, my game is long |
| [01:37.83] | I freak these hoes and sing these songs. |
| [01:39.69] | I know this girl named annette |
| [01:42.57] | Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick |
| [01:44.91] | Hella freaky...won't say no for dick |
| [01:47.64] | You and her all alone, pussy that's your dick. |
| [01:50.73] | I know another freak her name's joanne |
| [01:53.46] | I always get the shit cuz i know i can |
| [01:56.34] | Finest **** around, ain't got no man |
| [01:58.74] | Everytime she cross my mind i go **** her again. |
| [02:01.56] | She's like another bitch named christine |
| [02:04.17] | Dumb bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor |
| [02:06.99] | Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb |
| [02:09.96] | I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth |
| [02:13.35] | You know i did all that shit |
| [02:15.09] | She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch, |
| [02:17.91] | And go dig in them guts like a gardener, |
| [02:20.37] | If she starts screamin', I'm gonna **** the bitch harder. |
| [02:23.49] | Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales |
| [02:26.64] | These are the tales i tell so well |
| [02:28.92] | You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell |
| [02:31.68] | Cuz sahort dogg's on the mike tellin' bitchtails. |
| [02:33.75] | I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy, |
| [02:37.65] | ****ing m.c.'s cause she's so nasty, |
| [02:40.26] | See her backstage trying to throw that ass, |
| [02:42.66] | She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that shit |
| [02:46.74] | You can't stop the shit |
| [02:48.24] | Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the shit |
| [02:51.18] | My name is short my game is long |
| [02:54.00] | I freak these hoes and sing these songs. |
| [02:57.18] | I know another girl named stephanie |
| [02:59.52] | Do anything she can to have sex with me |
| [03:02.19] | She really don't bring out the best in me |
| [03:04.83] | But i love her fine ass laying next to me. |
| [03:07.74] | She's like another freak named nicole |
| [03:10.59] | So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold |
| [03:13.38] | I took her to my house, she gave me the panties |
| [03:16.14] | I ****ed her so good she told her friend named angie. |
| [03:19.02] | Angie called me up about two weeks later |
| [03:21.69] | Talking some shit about do me player |
| [03:24.09] | So i did her just like tamara, |
| [03:26.43] | Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera. |
| [03:29.73] | Next they told a girl named rocquelle |
| [03:32.37] | Got my skin all under her fingernails |
| [03:35.19] | She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit |
| [03:37.92] | That was way back now i can't find the shit |
| [03:40.56] | But if i do, i'll probably do the same again |
| [03:43.44] | Break the shit for everything cuz i came to pimp. |
| [03:46.29] | I'm too short baby, i don't stop mackin |
| [03:49.20] | I grab the microphone and i don't stop rappin |
| [03:51.75] | You can bet your life as i spit these raps |
| [03:54.54] | I'll be ****ing em' up like that...shit. |
| [03:57.81] | I know another trick her name was shery, |
| [04:00.06] | I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married |
| [04:02.61] | Bitch so good and i do mean very... |
| [04:05.58] | Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy. |
| [04:08.49] | I'm short dogg ain't nothing nice |
| [04:11.07] | You ever make me mad and i'll **** your wife |
| [04:13.65] | Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick. |
| [04:16.74] | I guess i'll pull it out and just cum on your ******* |
| [04:19.08] | Like my other little tramp named erika |
| [04:22.05] | Anywhere i want to **** that's where i **** |
| [04:24.60] | Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in america |
| [04:27.66] | Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up.... |
| [04:30.51] | Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales |
| [04:33.36] | These are the tales that i tell so well |
| [04:35.67] | You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell |
| [04:38.37] | Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling bitchtales!!!!!!!!! |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : Shorty B T. Shaw |
| [00:01.00] | zuò qǔ : Shorty B T. Shaw |
| [00:17.49] | Head, |
| [00:25.08] | All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p |
| [00:27.63] | You' re just a big freak, you better not complain, |
| [00:30.51] | When you hear these tails and you hear your name. |
| [00:33.21] | If you a fake mother er, ain' t no thing |
| [00:36.21] | I' ll pick up the phone and call janine. |
| [00:38.79] | If i call marie, i know for a fact |
| [00:41.49] | I' m gettin ed in my drop top Cadillac |
| [00:44.52] | I met this freak named naomi |
| [00:47.25] | Straight dicksucker worked me and my homies. |
| [00:49.92] | She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki |
| [00:52.80] | I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick. |
| [00:55.32] | She was fine as , but can' t with tina |
| [00:58.44] | Tina, tina, the sperm cleana. |
| [01:00.90] | I took her to my house and told her strip |
| [01:03.90] | Baby got freakystarted doing the splits. |
| [01:06.27] | I said, "!!! do what you want |
| [01:09.15] | Cause this true blue mack won' t even front". |
| [01:12.09] | I ed her with my finger, she tried to cum |
| [01:15.00] | Pussy so tight, it wouldn' t give me none |
| [01:17.46] | I' m too hort baby couldn' t be no punk |
| [01:20.40] | I' m trying to get freaky cause i love the funk |
| [01:22.74] | My dick is big and her pussy had a little one, |
| [01:25.53] | I didn' t her freaky ass, but it was still fun. |
| [01:28.35] | I know you stop and wonder just what it is.. |
| [01:31.20] | It' s the california lifestyle that i live. |
| [01:36.93] | My name is short, my game is long |
| [01:37.83] | I freak these hoes and sing these songs. |
| [01:39.69] | I know this girl named annette |
| [01:42.57] | Get her all alone and she' ll suck your dick |
| [01:44.91] | Hella freaky... won' t say no for dick |
| [01:47.64] | You and her all alone, pussy that' s your dick. |
| [01:50.73] | I know another freak her name' s joanne |
| [01:53.46] | I always get the shit cuz i know i can |
| [01:56.34] | Finest around, ain' t got no man |
| [01:58.74] | Everytime she cross my mind i go her again. |
| [02:01.56] | She' s like another bitch named christine |
| [02:04.17] | Dumb bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor |
| [02:06.99] | Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb |
| [02:09.96] | I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth |
| [02:13.35] | You know i did all that shit |
| [02:15.09] | She got my number, if she beep me, I' m gonna call that bitch, |
| [02:17.91] | And go dig in them guts like a gardener, |
| [02:20.37] | If she starts screamin', I' m gonna the bitch harder. |
| [02:23.49] | Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales |
| [02:26.64] | These are the tales i tell so well |
| [02:28.92] | You don' t like my dirty rap you can go to hell |
| [02:31.68] | Cuz sahort dogg' s on the mike tellin' bitchtails. |
| [02:33.75] | I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy, |
| [02:37.65] | ing m. c.' s cause she' s so nasty, |
| [02:40.26] | See her backstage trying to throw that ass, |
| [02:42.66] | She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that shit |
| [02:46.74] | You can' t stop the shit |
| [02:48.24] | Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the shit |
| [02:51.18] | My name is short my game is long |
| [02:54.00] | I freak these hoes and sing these songs. |
| [02:57.18] | I know another girl named stephanie |
| [02:59.52] | Do anything she can to have sex with me |
| [03:02.19] | She really don' t bring out the best in me |
| [03:04.83] | But i love her fine ass laying next to me. |
| [03:07.74] | She' s like another freak named nicole |
| [03:10.59] | So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold |
| [03:13.38] | I took her to my house, she gave me the panties |
| [03:16.14] | I ed her so good she told her friend named angie. |
| [03:19.02] | Angie called me up about two weeks later |
| [03:21.69] | Talking some shit about do me player |
| [03:24.09] | So i did her just like tamara, |
| [03:26.43] | Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera. |
| [03:29.73] | Next they told a girl named rocquelle |
| [03:32.37] | Got my skin all under her fingernails |
| [03:35.19] | She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit |
| [03:37.92] | That was way back now i can' t find the shit |
| [03:40.56] | But if i do, i' ll probably do the same again |
| [03:43.44] | Break the shit for everything cuz i came to pimp. |
| [03:46.29] | I' m too short baby, i don' t stop mackin |
| [03:49.20] | I grab the microphone and i don' t stop rappin |
| [03:51.75] | You can bet your life as i spit these raps |
| [03:54.54] | I' ll be ing em' up like that... shit. |
| [03:57.81] | I know another trick her name was shery, |
| [04:00.06] | I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married |
| [04:02.61] | Bitch so good and i do mean very... |
| [04:05.58] | Sometimes it' s shaved and sometimes it' s hairy. |
| [04:08.49] | I' m short dogg ain' t nothing nice |
| [04:11.07] | You ever make me mad and i' ll your wife |
| [04:13.65] | Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick. |
| [04:16.74] | I guess i' ll pull it out and just cum on your |
| [04:19.08] | Like my other little tramp named erika |
| [04:22.05] | Anywhere i want to that' s where i |
| [04:24.60] | Cuz she' s the freakiest bitch in america |
| [04:27.66] | Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up.... |
| [04:30.51] | Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales |
| [04:33.36] | These are the tales that i tell so well |
| [04:35.67] | You don' t like my dirty raps you can go to hell |
| [04:38.37] | Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling bitchtales!!!!!!!!! |
| [00:17.49] | |
| [00:25.08] | nǐ men zhèi xiē guò qì biǎo zǐ hái xiǎng mài nòng fēng sāo |
| [00:27.63] | nǐ jiù shì gè biàn tài zuì hǎo bié bào yuàn |
| [00:30.51] | dāng nǐ tīng dào zhèi xiē xià liú gù shì hái tīng jiàn zì jǐ míng zì |
| [00:33.21] | yào shì nǐ gè jiǎ huò nà dōu bú shì shì ér |
| [00:36.21] | wǒ zhí jiē dǎ diàn huà gěi zhēn nī |
| [00:38.79] | yào shì wǒ zhǎo mǎ lì wǒ gǎn dǎ bāo piào |
| [00:41.49] | kěn dìng zài wǒ chǎng péng kǎi dí lā kè lǐ shuǎng dào bào |
| [00:44.52] | wǒ rèn shi gè sāo huò jiào nà ào mǐ |
| [00:47.25] | zhuān yè kǒu huó cì hou wǒ hé xiōng dì |
| [00:49.92] | tā yǒu gè guī mì jiào wēi qí |
| [00:52.80] | wǒ lā tā dào páng biān gěi wǒ kǒu jiāo |
| [00:55.32] | tā gòu huǒ là dàn bǐ bù shǎng dì nà |
| [00:58.44] | dì nà dì nà jīng yè qīng jié gōng |
| [01:00.90] | dài tā huí jiā ràng tā tuō guāng |
| [01:03.90] | zhè niū zhí jiē pǐ chà fā sāo |
| [01:06.27] | wǒ shuō" cāo! suí nǐ biàn" |
| [01:09.15] | yīn wèi lǎo zi cóng bù zhuāng suàn |
| [01:12.09] | yòng shǒu zhǐ gǎo tā tā jiù gāo cháo |
| [01:15.00] | bī tài jǐn wǒ jī bā dōu jìn bù qù |
| [01:17.46] | wǒ Too hort cái bù dàng sǒng bāo |
| [01:20.40] | jiù xiǎng wán biàn tài yīn wèi wǒ ài fàng kè |
| [01:22.74] | wǒ jī bā dà tā bī xiǎo |
| [01:25.53] | méi cāo chéng dàn zhào yàng shuǎng dào |
| [01:28.35] | nǐ kěn dìng hào qí zhè shì shà |
| [01:31.20] | zhè jiù shì wǒ de jiā zhōu shēng huó fāng shì |
| [01:36.93] | wǒ jiào Short bǎ mèi shǒu duàn zhǎng |
| [01:37.83] | gǎo zhèi xiē sāo huò hái chàng zhèi xiē gē |
| [01:39.69] | rèn shi gè niū jiào ān nī tè |
| [01:42.57] | dān dú xiāng chǔ jiù gěi nǐ kǒu jiāo |
| [01:44.91] | chāo jí biàn tài... wèi jī bā shén me dōu kěn zuò |
| [01:47.64] | nǐ hé tā dú chǔ tā de bī jiù shì nǐ de jī bā |
| [01:50.73] | hái yǒu gè sāo huò jiào qiáo ān nī |
| [01:53.46] | wǒ zǒng néng dé shǒu yīn wèi wǒ yǒu běn shì |
| [01:56.34] | fù jìn zuì sāo méi nán rén guǎn |
| [01:58.74] | měi cì xiǎng dào tā jiù zài qù cāo yī cì |
| [02:01.56] | jiù xiàng nà gè jiào kè lì sī tīng de chǔn huò |
| [02:04.17] | bèn dào bào wǒ gěi tā qǐ míng qīng zuì |
| [02:06.99] | yīn wèi nà me chǔn kěn dìng shì fàn zuì |
| [02:09.96] | dài huí jiā jiù ràng wǒ shè tā zuǐ lǐ |
| [02:13.35] | zhèi xiē shì wǒ dōu gàn guò |
| [02:15.09] | tā yǒu wǒ de hào mǎ hū wǒ bì huí |
| [02:17.91] | xiàng yuán dīng wā tǔ nà yàng gàn tā |
| [02:20.37] | yào shì tā jiào wǒ jiù gàn dé gèng hěn |
| [02:23.49] | yīn wèi zhèi xiē jiù shì xià liú gù shì |
| [02:26.64] | zhèi xiē gù shì wǒ jiǎng dé zuì liū |
| [02:28.92] | bù ài tīng wǒ de zàng rap jiù gǔn dàn |
| [02:31.68] | yīn wèi Short Dogg zhèng zài mài kè fēng qián jiǎng biǎo zǐ gù shì |
| [02:33.75] | wǒ yù dào gǔ ròu pí kǎi xī |
| [02:37.65] | cāo shuō chàng gē shǒu yīn wèi tā tài yín dàng |
| [02:40.26] | hòu tái kàn tā niǔ pì gǔ |
| [02:42.66] | jiù xiàng nèi xiē sāo huò bì xū ràng wǒ shuǎng |
| [02:46.74] | nǐ zǔ zhǐ bù liǎo |
| [02:48.24] | ràng tā zài wǒ shēn shàng yáo rán hòu wǒ shè bào |
| [02:51.18] | wǒ jiào Short bǎ mèi shǒu duàn zhǎng |
| [02:54.00] | gǎo zhèi xiē sāo huò hái chàng zhèi xiē gē |
| [02:57.18] | hái yǒu gè niū jiào sī dì fēn nī |
| [02:59.52] | wèi gēn wǒ shàng chuáng shén me dōu yuàn yì |
| [03:02.19] | tā qí shí bù néng jī fā wǒ zuì hǎo yī miàn |
| [03:04.83] | dàn wǒ ài tā jǐn shí qiào tún tǎng páng biān |
| [03:07.74] | hái yǒu gè sāo huò jiào nī kě |
| [03:10.59] | duì wǒ de zuàn shí huáng jīn fà qíng |
| [03:13.38] | dài huí jiā tā jiù tuō nèi kù |
| [03:16.14] | gàn dé tài shuǎng tā gào sù guī mì ān jí |
| [03:19.02] | liǎng zhōu hòu ān jí dǎ diàn huà |
| [03:21.69] | shuō xiǎng bèi wǒ gàn |
| [03:24.09] | suǒ yǐ wǒ xiàng duì tǎ mǎ lā nà yàng gàn tā |
| [03:26.43] | yòng bǎo lì lái pāi luǒ zhào |
| [03:29.73] | hòu lái yòu yǒu gè jiào luó kè ěr de niū |
| [03:32.37] | wǒ pí fū dōu qiàn jìn tā zhǐ jia |
| [03:35.19] | wǒ chōng cì shí tā zhuā wǒ bèi |
| [03:37.92] | nà shi yǐ qián xiàn zài zhǎo bu dào le |
| [03:40.56] | dàn yào zhǎo dào wǒ kěn dìng zài lái yī cì |
| [03:43.44] | wèi suǒ yǒu shì gàn bào tā yīn wèi wǒ shì lái pào niū de |
| [03:46.29] | wǒ Too Short cóng bù tíng xià bǎ mèi |
| [03:49.20] | zhuā qǐ mài kè fēng jiù bù tíng shuō chàng |
| [03:51.75] | nǐ jǐn guǎn dǎ dǔ wǒ chàng zhèi xiē rap shí |
| [03:54.54] | kěn dìng xiàng zhè yàng gàn bào tā men |
| [03:57.81] | hái yǒu gè jì nǚ jiào xuě lì |
| [04:00.06] | shuǎi le tā yīn wèi xiǎng jié hūn |
| [04:02.61] | zhè niū jì shù hǎo dào bào... |
| [04:05.58] | yǒu shí hou tì máo yǒu shí hou liú máo |
| [04:08.49] | wǒ shì Short Dogg kě bú shì shàn chá |
| [04:11.07] | rě huǒ wǒ jiù cāo nǐ lǎo pó |
| [04:13.65] | wán nǐ mǎ zǐ ràng tā mí shàng wǒ jī bā |
| [04:16.74] | dà gài huì bá chū lái shè nǐ liǎn shàng |
| [04:19.08] | xiàng wǒ lìng yí gè jiàn huò ài lì kǎ |
| [04:22.05] | xiǎng zài nǎ cāo jiù zài nǎ cāo |
| [04:24.60] | yīn wèi tā shì quán měi zuì sāo de biǎo zǐ |
| [04:27.66] | měi cì gàn tā dōu yào cāo làn... |
| [04:30.51] | yīn wèi zhèi xiē jiù shì xià liú gù shì |
| [04:33.36] | zhèi xiē gù shì wǒ jiǎng dé zuì liū |
| [04:35.67] | bù ài tīng wǒ de zàng rap jiù gǔn dàn |
| [04:38.37] | yīn wèi Short Dogg zhèng zài mài kè fēng qián jiǎng biǎo zǐ gù shì!!!!! |