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My basement, uh. |
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Gonna show you my beautiful basement. |
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Where the concrete floor feels cool to the touch. |
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I'll turn up the heat if it's too much. |
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I'll turn on the lightbulb on the wire. |
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Turn on the dehumidifier. |
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I'm serious when I flick this next switch. |
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Look you in the eye, and I say, "Check this." |
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My trains, uh. |
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My trains, uh. |
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I got small ones. Tiny little trains. |
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I come down here just to get away. |
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My trains, uh. |
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My trains, uh. |
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It's like magic. Magic trains. |
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I wish these trains could take me away. |
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(chugga chugga woo-woo) |
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(chugga chugga woo-woo) |
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(chugga chugga woo-woo) |
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(chugga chugga woo-woo) |
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In the club, the Model Railroad Club, |
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A motherfucker said shit about my trains. |
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Might as well have took a shit on my brain |
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Cuz I went insane. |
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I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat. |
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But the president never did let me back after that. |
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Shit, I said, "Fuck you. |
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Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?" |
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My trains, uh. |
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My trains, uh. |
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I got small ones. Tiny little trains. |
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I come down here just to get away. |
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My trains, uh. |
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M-m-m-m-my trains, uh. |
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It's like magic. Magic trains. |
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I wish these trains could take me away. |
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(chugga chugga woo-woo) |
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(chugga chugga woo-woo) |
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I lie here every night. |
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I feel like if I focus |
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and think of getting smaller |
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I'll gradually get smaller. |
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And if I get small enough |
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My trains will seem much bigger |
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and I'll be the conductor. |
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The tiniest conductor. |
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OH! |
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Then whatchu gonna do? |
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Then whatchu gonna do? |
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Whatchu gonna do then, huh? |
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Whatchu gonna do? |
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Whatchu gonna do? |
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Whatchu gonna do when I'm fucking small |
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Like one inch tall |
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You won't see me coming at all |
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When I crawl into your ear late at night |
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Yeah, you heard me right motherfucker, sleep tight |
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And you think I'm just another bad dream |
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But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream |
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Little hands hold an artery shut |
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Yeah, that's right motherfucker, then what? |
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My trains. |
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My trains. |
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My trains, uh. |
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My trains, uh. |
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I got small ones. Tiny little trains. |
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I come down here just to get away. |
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My trains, uh. |
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My trains, uh. |
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They're like magic. Magic trains. |
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I wish these trains could take me away. |
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(chugga chugga woo-woo) |
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My trains. |
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(chugga chugga woo-woo) |
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My trains. |
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(chugga chugga woo-woo) |
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My trains. |
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(chugga chugga woo-woo) |
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My trains. |
