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Every girl in the world has feminine needs |
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Every day of the month a ****** bleeds |
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Every man has ***** filled with his seed |
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Seeking out every hole is ****** greed |
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She didn't want to disappoin****ent me |
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She couldn't bear to tell the truth |
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She didn't want to ruin the moment |
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She had to ***** someone in the group |
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Now there's blood on my hands, blood on my face |
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Blood on my ******, all over the place, now I know |
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She's on the rag [x4] |
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Every dude wants to ***** whenever he can |
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You can't blame a dude, cause a dude is a man |
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Any man will admit it's a little sick |
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When it looks like a murder scene all over his ****** |
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I didn't see the signs a showing |
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Or the visit from Auntie Flo |
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She was on her knees and blowing |
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And I was 4 fingers deep in a camel toe |
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Now there's blood on the walls, blood on the lamps |
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Blood on the roadies, blood on the amps, now we know. |
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She's on the rag [x5] |
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She's on the rag but the whole band got inside |
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Wish we would have known she was riding the Crimson Tide |
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So the next time you got a chance to get inside |
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Make sure she ain't on the cotton pony ride |
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She'll soil your sheets and she'll spoil your pride |
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Having period on your face, ain't very dignified |
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Who wants blood on your ****, blood on your ***** |
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Flowing like a bloody Niagara Falls |
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Run away man. |
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She's on the rag [x3] |
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She'll get that blood on your dong, blood on your car |
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Blood on your brand new Kramer guitar, better get it tested |
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She's on the rag [x4] |
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Better not wear white pants next time, baby |
