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(feat. B-Real) |
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[B-Real] |
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If I drop them dogs a broke nose gets clubed |
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Then I crack that jaw cause you know I get raw |
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I remember when I used to sit on the see-saw |
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Now I just shoot em up shoot em up dog |
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Ya better stand clear cause I show no fear |
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When I hit you with the baseball bat in the air |
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Its gonna be on when the shit goes down |
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So you better be ready clown |
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I cock that hammer, then I pull that trigger |
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Better run quick cause I'll put the hole right in ya |
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Look what I gave ya the ill behavior |
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Funkdoobiest got the 31 flavors |
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Smoka chocolate the number 1 toke up |
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Play your punk ass like a hand in poker |
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Hearts, clovers, diamonds, shrooms |
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Wopbabalubop balap bam boom |
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[T-Funk] |
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Who the funk do you think you are? |
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I got the funk blasting out your car |
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Now what the funk are you gonna do? |
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I'll funk your ass up with my Funkdoobie crew |
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Here comes the Son, but not the ruler |
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It's the dooler, sippin on the wine cooler |
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We hit the cronic well aint that ironic |
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Thats why they call us the Doobies |
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Cause we give the porno flicks to do us a floosey |
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Drop the panties and give up the booty |
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I think I'll pass, she's got the coodies |
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So we get the funk on to find us a groupie |
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You tell the hope, they're aint nottin like a doobie |
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Groovy, as I funk up the room |
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Wopbabalubop balap bam boom |
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[Son Doobie] |
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I generate power, devower cowards in an hour |
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Whos got the funeral flowers |
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I cut like a sickle, so fuck a Don Rickles |
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I'm flavored like pickles, I killed for a nickel |
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So watcha telling me there aint no Melanie |
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Just check out check out um check out my melody |
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Handle the vandal, caught in the scandal |
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Hands will lift when I sing soprano |
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Flavors what I kick, I'm strong like a viking |
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Call me a psycic, but Mikey says he likes it |
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I pump the ill disco, I'm out like a missile |
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Who blow the whistle, I blast like a pistol |
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Kapow boom, so give me some room |
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As I Wopbabalubop balap bam boo |