| 作词 : 陳, 輝陽/林, 海峰 | |
| 如飘忽天气 如那间小学不明怪气 神神化化离奇过王菲 | |
| 如钻介宝气 如处女香气 百份百绝对吸引你 | |
| 若你得到说恭喜 若你得到太无理 | |
| 你便转一个身变得了不起 | |
| 乱放口气浊到死 大众焦点闷到痹 | |
| 每日每分每刻每忽都看到你 | |
| 人气在边一竖边处黎 人人为你开发天与地 | |
| 是那么曲折古怪出奇 | |
| 谁日夜谷你 连你都不明这道理 | |
| 每晚照镜重头看自己 | |
| 谁日夜赞你 你指数高企 但一二三未必数到四 | |
| 愿你天天做到死 愿你天天嗌断气 | |
| 感谢上天钦点尴生将你谷起 | |
| 若你升高你自己 愿你不必暗欢喜 | |
| 这道气将会超速消失于空气 | |
| 人气是急升起急降地 人人为你洒满金遍地 | |
| 万众喜欢你举国升旗 | |
| 人气是忽转呔忽变腻 人人为你耍俩手献技 | |
| 谁也不可以反抗闪避 | |
| 人气是多可爱多佻皮 人人为你鬼马伸哂利 | |
| 但你想捉紧它已飘离 | |
| 人气是多吸引的气味 人人话说空气真太腻 | |
| 愿你给些我好吗 人气 |
| zuo ci : chen, hui yang lin, hai feng | |
| ru piao hu tian qi ru na jian xiao xue bu ming guai qi shen shen hua hua li qi guo wang fei | |
| ru zuan jie bao qi ru chu nv xiang qi bai fen bai jue dui xi yin ni | |
| ruo ni de dao shuo gong xi ruo ni de dao tai wu li | |
| ni bian zhuan yi ge shen bian de liao bu qi | |
| luan fang kou qi zhuo dao si da zhong jiao dian men dao bi | |
| mei ri mei fen mei ke mei hu dou kan dao ni | |
| ren qi zai bian yi shu bian chu li ren ren wei ni kai fa tian yu di | |
| shi na me qu zhe gu guai chu qi | |
| shui ri ye gu ni lian ni dou bu ming zhe dao li | |
| mei wan zhao jing chong tou kan zi ji | |
| shui ri ye zan ni ni zhi shu gao qi dan yi er san wei bi shu dao si | |
| yuan ni tian tian zuo dao si yuan ni tian tian ai duan qi | |
| gan xie shang tian qin dian gan sheng jiang ni gu qi | |
| ruo ni sheng gao ni zi ji yuan ni bu bi an huan xi | |
| zhe dao qi jiang hui chao su xiao shi yu kong qi | |
| ren qi shi ji sheng qi ji jiang di ren ren wei ni sa man jin bian di | |
| wan zhong xi huan ni ju guo sheng qi | |
| ren qi shi hu zhuan dai hu bian ni ren ren wei ni shua lia shou xian ji | |
| shui ye bu ke yi fan kang shan bi | |
| ren qi shi duo ke ai duo tiao pi ren ren wei ni gui ma shen shen li | |
| dan ni xiang zhuo jin ta yi piao li | |
| ren qi shi duo xi yin de qi wei ren ren hua shuo kong qi zhen tai ni | |
| yuan ni gei xie wo hao ma ren qi |
| zuò cí : chén, huī yáng lín, hǎi fēng | |
| rú piāo hū tiān qì rú nà jiān xiǎo xué bù míng guài qì shén shén huà huà lí qí guò wáng fēi | |
| rú zuān jiè bǎo qì rú chǔ nǚ xiāng qì bǎi fèn bǎi jué duì xī yǐn nǐ | |
| ruò nǐ dé dào shuō gōng xǐ ruò nǐ dé dào tài wú lǐ | |
| nǐ biàn zhuǎn yí gè shēn biàn de liǎo bù qǐ | |
| luàn fàng kǒu qì zhuó dào sǐ dà zhòng jiāo diǎn mèn dào bì | |
| měi rì měi fēn měi kè měi hū dōu kàn dào nǐ | |
| rén qì zài biān yī shù biān chù lí rén rén wéi nǐ kāi fā tiān yǔ dì | |
| shì nà me qū zhé gǔ guài chū qí | |
| shuí rì yè gǔ nǐ lián nǐ dōu bù míng zhè dào lǐ | |
| měi wǎn zhào jìng chóng tóu kàn zì jǐ | |
| shuí rì yè zàn nǐ nǐ zhǐ shù gāo qǐ dàn yī èr sān wèi bì shù dào sì | |
| yuàn nǐ tiān tiān zuò dào sǐ yuàn nǐ tiān tiān ài duàn qì | |
| gǎn xiè shàng tiān qīn diǎn gān shēng jiāng nǐ gǔ qǐ | |
| ruò nǐ shēng gāo nǐ zì jǐ yuàn nǐ bù bì àn huān xǐ | |
| zhè dào qì jiāng huì chāo sù xiāo shī yú kōng qì | |
| rén qì shì jí shēng qǐ jí jiàng dì rén rén wéi nǐ sǎ mǎn jīn biàn dì | |
| wàn zhòng xǐ huān nǐ jǔ guó shēng qí | |
| rén qì shì hū zhuǎn dāi hū biàn nì rén rén wéi nǐ shuǎ liǎ shǒu xiàn jì | |
| shuí yě bù kě yǐ fǎn kàng shǎn bì | |
| rén qì shì duō kě ài duō tiāo pí rén rén wéi nǐ guǐ mǎ shēn shěn lì | |
| dàn nǐ xiǎng zhuō jǐn tā yǐ piāo lí | |
| rén qì shì duō xī yǐn de qì wèi rén rén huà shuō kōng qì zhēn tài nì | |
| yuàn nǐ gěi xiē wǒ hǎo ma rén qì |