| [00:01.46] | 「昔むかし、あるところに、 |
| [00:04.98] | ちいさなお姫さまがいました。 |
| [00:07.13] | お姫さまはタピオカが大好物で、 |
| [00:09.85] | それはもう |
| [00:11.22] | 毎日毎日おなかいっぱい食べて |
| [00:13.53] | 暮らしましたとさ。 |
| [00:15.25] | めでたしめでたし。 |
| [00:16.97] | ……なわけねーだろ! |
| [00:18.30] | さっそくだがこの物语は |
| [00:19.73] | ここから悲剧の展开に突入する! |
| [00:21.28] | 别に姫様がチビだとかがさつだとか |
| [00:23.46] | んなこたぁどーだっていいんだ! |
| [00:25.51] | ある日、姫様がタピオカとやらを |
| [00:26.92] | 食っている间に |
| [00:27.46] | 突然ぶっ倒れちまったもんだから |
| [00:28.53] | 国中が大騒ぎ! あぁ原因 |
| [00:31.16] | 知らねーよそんなの、 |
| [00:32.86] | それを探るのが |
| [00:34.15] | 医者の役目ってもんだろぉ! |
| [00:35.65] | さぁ、物语のはじまりだ! |
| [00:37.15] | さよなら仆のタピオカ!」 |
| [00:40.59][01:45.04][03:43.92] | |
| [00:43.65] | 头痛がやまない |
| [00:47.87] | 眩晕もする不思议な病さ |
| [00:50.68] | 体がだるい |
| [00:52.81] | 食欲だけは残ってんのに |
| [00:55.48] | 王国一番の |
| [00:57.50] | 名医が仆を诊断していく |
| [01:00.24] | 早く治せよ |
| [01:02.21] | おやつにタピオカ食べたい |
| [01:05.03] | 「先生、仆は……」 |
| [01:07.28] | 珍しい病気です |
| [01:09.84] | 「あの、名前は……」 |
| [01:12.08] | 急性タピオカ症候群 |
| [01:14.56] | 「どんな病気なんです……」 |
| [01:16.90] | タピオカを食べると |
| [01:19.96] | 「どうなるんです……」 |
| [01:21.65] | タピオカになっちゃいます |
| [01:23.66] | 「はぁ」 |
| [01:24.34][01:29.01][03:01.55][03:06.14] | さよなら仆のタピオカ |
| [01:26.36] | 二度と黒い粒を食べてはいけない |
| [01:30.81] | 君が恋しすぎてタピタピタピタピ! |
| [01:33.87] | 不治の病らしいけど |
| [01:35.79] | それを食べなければ健康そのもの |
| [01:38.62] | 医者はそれだけ告げると |
| [01:40.59] | そそくさとお城をあとにした |
| [01:48.25] | タピオカ禁して3时间 |
| [01:51.72] | 早くも我慢ができない |
| [01:54.19] | タピオカ禁して半日间 |
| [01:56.50] | なんだかお肌が痒いよ |
| [01:59.01] | タピオカ禁して1日目 |
| [02:01.35] | 手足の震えがやまない |
| [02:03.85] | タピオカ禁して3日目 |
| [02:06.24] | 皆の颜がタピオカに… |
| [02:10.03] | げそりと痩せたお姫様はすでに见ることかぎなく |
| [02:14.88] | 事情を知らない臣民たちが押し寄せた |
| [02:19.35] | 「姫様…ああこれでも食べて、元気に…」 |
| [02:23.61] | 「爷さん、それタピオカちゃう。」 |
| [02:26.19] | 「え？」 |
| [02:26.63] | 「ボーリングの玉や」 |
| [02:29.05] | 「あ、ああ…」 |
| [02:30.01] | 「少しぐらいなら、いいかな？」 |
| [02:31.36] | タピオカになるぞ |
| [02:33.60] | 「へ…それでも别にいいかな…」 |
| [02:35.78] | いいわけがないでしょう |
| [02:38.38] | 「ああしゃぶり尽くしたい…」 |
| [02:40.77] | 後悔しますよ |
| [02:43.34] | 「タピオカとして、生きる！」 |
| [02:45.68] | 好きなものになるのはいいことか？ |
| [02:49.99] | 「は…仆がタピオカになれば |
| [02:52.71] | きっと谁かに食べられちゃうでしょね |
| [02:55.35] | タピオカのない人生 |
| [02:57.51] | そんな人生无理です |
| [02:58.94] | 绝対无理です |
| [03:00.18] | 死じゃいます！」 |
| [03:03.32] | これはきっと仆の人生そのものさ |
| [03:08.38] | 君が恋しすぎてタピタピタピタピ |
| [03:11.04] | 失うことできずいだ |
| [03:13.03] | 本当に大切なものは何かと |
| [03:15.82] | 何を恐れているのさ |
| [03:17.76] | 欲望に任せてタピオカ食べるよ！ |
| [03:20.88] | もぐもぐもぐもぐもぐもぐ…… |
| [03:23.46] | 「ああこのもちもちぷにぷにやはりやめられないい！」 |
| [03:26.11] | 「口の中で広がるタピオカの柔らかさがまるで体を包みこんでくれてるようなこの何とも言えないしょうかん」 |
| [03:29.30] | 「あもう急性アルパム症候群だの菌性カクタラ症候群だのそんな病気などもうどうだっていい」 |
| [03:33.18] | 「最高最高タピオカ最高タピオカ我爱你」 |
| [03:35.77] | 「わが人生に、いっぺんの悔い无し。」 |
| [03:59.40] | 「あるところにちいさなお姫さまがいました。 |
| [04:05.29] | 彼女の人生はとても楽しいものだたとさ。」 |
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| [04:05.29] | bǐ nǚ rén shēng lè. |
| [00:01.46] | 很久以前，在一个地方 |
| [00:04.98] | 有位小小的公主 |
| [00:07.13] | 公主最喜欢吃TPOK |
| [00:09.85] | 所以 |
| [00:11.22] | 每天都吃到饱 |
| [00:13.53] | 从白天到黑夜 |
| [00:15.25] | 可喜可贺。 |
| [00:16.97] | ....怎么可能！（是对前几句的吐槽。。。） |
| [00:18.30] | 那就快点把这个故事 |
| [00:19.73] | 从这里开始的杯具展开 |
| [00:21.28] | 倒不是公主变矮了还是变粗俗了 |
| [00:23.46] | 那种事情怎样都无所谓了 |
| [00:25.51] | 有一天 公主在 |
| [00:26.92] | 吃TPOK的时候 |
| [00:27.46] | 突然倒下了 |
| [00:28.53] | 国内骚乱起来 啊 ？什么原因？ |
| [00:31.16] | 不知道啊 那种东西 |
| [00:32.86] | 再查看一下 |
| [00:34.15] | 那不是医生的职责么！ |
| [00:35.65] | 撒 故事开始了 |
| [00:37.15] | 再见了 我的TPOK！ |
| [00:43.65] | 不停地头疼 |
| [00:47.87] | 又晕眩 不可思议的病 |
| [00:50.68] | 浑身无力 |
| [00:52.81] | 只有食欲还残留着 |
| [00:55.48] | 全国第一的 |
| [00:57.50] | 名医来为我诊断 |
| [01:00.24] | 快点治好呀 |
| [01:02.21] | 好想吃TPOK |
| [01:05.03] | 医生，我是？ |
| [01:07.28] | 少见的病呢 |
| [01:09.84] | 那个 名称是？ |
| [01:12.08] | 急性TPOK症候群 |
| [01:14.56] | 是什么样的病呢 |
| [01:16.90] | 吃TPOK之后 |
| [01:19.96] | 会怎么样？ |
| [01:21.65] | 会变成TPOK |
| [01:23.66] | 啊？？？ |
| [01:24.34] | 再见了我的TPOK |
| [01:26.36] | 再也不能吃黑色的小球了 |
| [01:29.01] | 再见了 |
| [01:30.81] | 爱着你啊 tapitapitapitapi |
| [01:33.87] | 好像是不治之症 |
| [01:35.79] | 不吃那个的话就能恢复健康 |
| [01:38.62] | 医生只告诉我这些 |
| [01:40.59] | 就慌张的离开了城堡 |
| [01:48.25] | TPOK禁止3小时 |
| [01:51.72] | 早早就已经忍不了 |
| [01:54.19] | TPOK禁止半天 |
| [01:56.50] | 总感觉皮肤好痒啊 |
| [01:59.01] | TPOK禁止一天 |
| [02:01.35] | 手脚止不住地颤抖 |
| [02:03.85] | TPOK禁止三天 |
| [02:06.24] | 大家的脸都变成了TPOK |
| [02:10.03] | 急剧消瘦的公主 已经没有了往日的风姿 |
| [02:14.88] | 不明就里的臣民 纷纷前来探望 |
| [02:19.35] | “公主殿下…啊啊…吃下这个，打起精神…” |
| [02:23.61] | “老头子…那不是TPOK。 |
| [02:26.19] | 诶？ |
| [02:26.63] | 那是保龄球啊…。” |
| [02:29.05] | 啊.. |
| [02:30.01] | “稍微吃一点应该没事吧……” |
| [02:31.36] | 会变成TPOK哦 |
| [02:33.60] | “那也没关系啦……” |
| [02:35.78] | 完全不是没关系吧 |
| [02:38.38] | “啊啊，好想紧紧吸住它们！” |
| [02:40.77] | 会后悔的哟 |
| [02:43.34] | “我要作为TPOK活下去……！” |
| [02:45.68] | 变成自己喜欢的东西是好事吗？ |
| [02:49.99] | 如果我变成TPOK的话 |
| [02:52.71] | 肯定会被谁吃掉的吧 |
| [02:55.35] | 没有TPOK的人生 |
| [02:57.51] | 那种人生是不行的 |
| [02:58.94] | 绝对不行 |
| [03:00.18] | 会死的！ |
| [03:01.55] | 再见了我的TPOK |
| [03:03.32] | 这一定就是我的人生 |
| [03:06.14] | 再见了我的TPOK |
| [03:08.38] | 爱你爱得TPTPTPTP！ |
| [03:11.04] | 失去了才发现 |
| [03:13.03] | 真正重要的是什么 |
| [03:15.82] | 我在怕什么啊 |
| [03:17.76] | 纵情地吃TPOK吧！ |
| [03:20.88] | mogu mogu mogu mogu (mogu×16※2) |
| [03:23.46] | “啊！这粘糯劲道的口感果然让人无法自持！ |
| [03:26.11] | 在口中扩散开的TPOK的柔软 就像把整个身体包裹住似的 这难以言喻的口感~！ |
| [03:29.30] | 我管你是什么羊驼症候群 还是什么水豚症候群的 那种病根本都无所谓啦！ |
| [03:33.18] | 最高！最高！TPOK最高！ |
| [03:35.77] | “我的人生一片无悔。” |
| [03:59.40] | 某个地方 有一个小小的公主 |
| [04:05.29] | 她的人生 过得非常幸福快乐 |
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